YT Reviews: Dax Flame

[rosegoesnorth]

i wonder why an "adult" like this, is talking so much very well outworked knowledge about a boy with aspergers and does not get his own ass noticed his sociopathic mindpatterns. hummm....

[ThomasScottCarson]

0:00 - 0:23 is the only part i agree with

[Damorith]

Your career must be washed up if you are wasting you time making fun of some kid with aspergers.

[theeggsandwhich]

u need a life ur 50 and its like wow

[Mattjc7845]

i originally watched it because it was funny....then after watching all his videos from start to finish...he spills his heart and i felt like a total dick...he spills his heart and soul because his youtube fans are all he has.....in one of his more recent blogs within a year or so.....he suggested that if he didnt get over 10,000 views he'd kill himself,...quickly covered by a joke...but you can tell from his mannerisms that he wasnt kidding.....calm down dude...and start reporting on phillyd

[PrankCallSeries]

@Mattjc7845 He's an actor.

[mrblahhahat]

fag

[hockeymo]

daxflame is the best channel on the tube. this guy sucks dick

[Sparisi1122]

daxflame is such an asspie.

[9GoldenArceus0]

Hold on a second, I don't see that idiotic thing or whatever you can call that shithead, ya that sounds good, shit head =), anyways I don't see him/it having the patience to record and upload his videos... Hmmmmm...

[Aldaraia666]

I have to say, Dax flame DOES do a good job of being a total moron and help the average person feel better about themselves. Stable people should agree with me. If you actually relate to him and justify his lifestyle then go ahead and give this a thumbs down. :)

[McNugget06]

He's in artist in that in everything he does, he gets a reaction out of you.

[Scroopulous]

wow, i couldn't get through 10 seconds of this moron's 'review'. i don't know whats worse, sittin threw a lisanove show, or listenining to this fat fuck getting in a jealous rage about the king of youtube.

Lisanova is decent to look at at least

Listen buddy don't get mad cause you have a hard time getting up to 10,000 views, and Dax has up to 70,000 average. try to be more clever in your videos

[F3ast3r]

Daxflame is one of the best people on youtube!

[MMEggman]

I just saw a couple of his videos, and i'm starting to think... Is he for real? Is he acting? Like is he actually seriously vlogging himself or is he acting?? :S

It's too mind blowingly ridiculously annoying and dumb to be taken seriously...

[Yisckah]

Dax Flame: So bad...it's just horrible.

[Rathaka7]

i woulda rated dax less than this

[DoctorKosher1978]

Personally, I agree with this review. DaxFlame really needs to get off of YouTube.

[Scroopulous]

yeah? how would you like me to jerk a half inch in your eye?

you fucking commie

[JacobRudduck]

lol "Pee Fight Club"

[narutodavid90]

hey, why haven't you done a review about Venetian princess?, she has great videos, i would like to hear what you have to say about her

[ralphfirst]

Nice job you demolished him.

[loopdiloop89]

daxflame rules youtube!

[loopdiloop89]

and he's not gay! and deserves alot more than 3/4 of a star!

[VegetableBasket]

you're just a fat 40 year old dumbfuck. have fun being unsuccessful and stupid for the rest of your life, which will probably be pretty soon because you're an old fuck.

[coastguardluvr]

lmao last school year daxflame was our source of entertainment when we needed to laugh! but seriously dax needs to stop making videos

[bomberchicken]

LOL so true! I actually know a girl who has a crush on him! eek !

[gangui81]

very very ver bad, stupidssssssssss

[cacacayb]

omg you are the coolest guy ever im subscibin and watching all your other vidios now.

You are amazingly funny

[SamanthaStine2]

wat. Dax's videos are constructed from pure win.

[WizardofOZ138]

WHAT THE HELL!!! WHY ARE YOU MAKING FUN OF DAX!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE IS THE MOST AWESOME PERSON IN THE WORLD!!!! AND I LOVE HIM VERY MUCH....

ant the funny thing is.. i found this video very amusing... so great video. but dont be soo mean next time.

[DispinalNotes]

He's a critic dude he gives his opinion he has to be "mean", I call it funny

[TorontoBoi]

You do know, that Dax Flame is internet acting, right?

[OceanTheFreak]

so im not the only one ho hate dax COOL :)

[enossified]

oh, wait! I get it! You're review is as satirical as Dax's videos are. You're pretending to be just as dumb as his character is! Very subtle!

[enossified]

really? this is the best you can do for Dax's channel? seems like you missed the point entirely.

[balisticality]

The writers of this review show less sophistication and humour than dax flame.

But still its all publicity.

Also if he was gay why would he have female reproductive organs and why would you see it in such a negative light?

[PlaystaionGeek]

Somone call in the ytwatchdog!!

[hwd2244]

HAHAHA, I find it soooo funny how you people assume DAX is real. He is an act, reviewing him as you did is not different then if you reviewed a character in a move or on SNL, that is all DAX is a character and to be honest he is a comic genius. I have found nobody on Youtube funnier. Put that is my opinion.

[Firestarthe]

well he's reviewing the character then you stupid cunt. and his character sucks, Badly

[SachosdotNet]

Possibly the most dead-on review ever.

[MissMaddie3X]

u got to be kidding me

[djnoreg]

wow awsome that was LOL!!!!1

[ArukoSan]

Has Dax seen this ?

[JoeandMikeShow]

I am a big fan of daxflame, and even I like this. It's hilarious.

[CnJtalk]

I LOVE IT! Absolutely HILARIOUS!

[iberollin]

You think Dax is sad? He's obviously an actor/comedian.. You spend all your time critiqing free videos that random people post on YouTube for no definable purpose. Not to mention he was 15 when you made this faggotry with many sexually explicit comments about him. You are a perverted filth eating wastrel of your own life and of ours. The fact that you act like his videos even matter enough to do all this research on is sad and pathetic in and of itself.

[FredDurks]

You know he's just a character, right? He makes you look like a full by taking him serious.

[topchris]

A full? Do you mean a fool? That would make you a fool for making a typo that bad.

[FredDurks]

You fool! I meant to say ful. You fucking idiot!

[gottakillya666]

DAXFLAME is the biggist shitstain on the world iv seen 3 of his vids and i alredy wont to put a gun to this faggots head and blow his brains out. he is the biggest wast of space EVER!!!!!

[wikiwikiwakk]

YOU SUCK.

and you're the shitstain of youtube.

[SloaneB]

What a douchebag..

Long live DAXFLAME!

[borsatof]

You are an ass, Dax is comic genius, he gets thousands of views a day, how many people view your videos? I would like to see some creativity of your own, in a video. I seriously don't understand why you had to be so mean and rude. this kid is 15 years old, how old are you? 40? I see know why you don't like him, it's because you think he is not acting... and one more thing, I don't think it's appropriate for a grown men of 40 be talking about the sexuality of a 15 year old.. dude you are weird.

[borsatof]

You are an ass, Dax is comic genius, he gets thousands of views a day, how many people view your videos? I would like to see some creativity of your own, in a video. I seriously don't understand why you had to be so mean and rude. this kid is 15 years old, how old are you? 40? I see know why you don't like him, it's because you think he is not acting... and one more thing, I don't think it's appropriate for a grown men of 40 be talking about the sexuality of a 15 year old.. dude you are weird.

[gnumusic]

you've gotta a right to your opinion on dax, and maybe you represent a certain generation's perspective. it's a shame that you didn't seem to 'get' it. your loss. regardless, you've gotta lose the homophobia, it's 2008.

[zombone84]

WRONG! lol, Dax is a character, not a real person, otherwise he wouldn't be fun to watch.

[MistuhCoolio]

nah, i think it would be MUCH more interesting to know that he was real. i wish i never even saw the video that proved him fake.

[FredDurks]

The video that supposedly outs him still doesn't prove that he's really not like how he is - That's the real question. That video only outs him as Madison Patrello.

There is a little known video that shows proof of Madison's sister posting bulletins on Facebook advertising his brother's YouTube account as an anonymous retard. No sister would say that, or at least they would say this is my brother.

The other give away is when Jacob comes over and calls him Bernice when Dax opens the door.

[fijberto]

ya he's madison patrello for sure. He looks exactly like his sister. But maybe madison patrello is somewhat retarded and awkward in real life. Thats the big mystery. What the hell is he really like?

[djHaQ]

His videos are funny as hell.

[Sis363]

Your an adult, he's sixteen?

Some think in order to try to make them selves look good , they have to make others look bad. For example you call him, Shit stain = Retarded = Little snot = But head = Rodeo clown = Dick wad ?????

[olympicool]

When I started watching the video I thought "wow an American who actually gets comedy and a less than young American at that".

Then you revealed your "joke" and I realised you were the "retard".

You must not understand the comedy of DaxFlame.

He acts like an idiot and thinks of the most awkward situations he could imagine and then makes jokes around them.

If you get it it's hilarious, but stupid people like you ironically think he's the stupid one.

You are so unfunny you absolute idiot.

[laura835]

Thanks for including "Daxflame" in your video title, otherwise I would never have known your channel existed. And now, I can say that I won't ever have to visit it again. Thanks to Dax!

[CnJtalk]

THIS IS AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <3

[fijberto]

lol that was pretty good!

[amythepure]

I think dax has Aspergers or some other social mental illness...

Anyways, great vid!

[Ceaaa22]

That kid has issues.

[da1337zor]

This was extremely well done. Good job.

[Kuceman]

I liked this video to be honest. I like the song too XD!

[TunedInAndOut]

This a rather odd vid. You obviously spent a lot of time and effort to put together a loooong piece on Daxflame. You picked an easy target. The strangest thing is that Dax seems to do his vids with little or no work, but they are much more entertaining and concise.

Who's the idiot, the guy who puts in all this time to do a 9 minute "review" that gets 1,200 views, or a troubled teen who spends 90 seconds on a vid that gets 200,000? Hmmm....

[johnnybrooch]

God how I hate this guy...

[johnnybrooch]

sorry for not writing so long. Did Dax see this one? :)

[MosinDisciple]

For someone who pretentiously deems themself the official 'critic' of Youtube, you seem to be very uninformed about the videos you're reviewing. DaxFlame is obviously not a real person, hes a character created to be intentionally ridiculous. Thats whats entertaining about him.

[DrZarkloff]

Please review my humble abode. I'll subscribe to you.

[fsfbritton]

making fun of retarded kids isn't cool.

[Kuceman]

He's not really retarded stupid.

[fsfbritton]

hmm.

get a haircut and some friends and then call me stupid, I'll care more.

[Kuceman]

How about get rid of the wifebeater and get a fucking life. Go out and get laid faggot!

[candycoatedunicorn]

i love daxflame... i find him entertaining

[EntertainedWatcher]

The only thing funny about this "review" are the clips by daxflame. The only thing that's actually worth watching and believable are the first twenty seconds. Nice try leeching off of his popularity. If you think bashing good comedy is comedy itself, then you're wrong. Fuck off, noone cares about your opinion. (in b4 NO U!)

[7BLUNTS7]

LOL...i heard of him but never watched

[lightsflicked]

I know some one almost as bad as this.

Who's also American, who took years to become something off a polite person.

[Denethrillien]

Welcome back! I must say i like the new look better than the last one :D good job.

A very spot-on video too. Keep it up! :D

[BernoulliEqn]

I adore your reviews, but if you think about it, Daxflame has flawlessly created and stayed in a character for this long (albeit an annoying one) He's obviously not like that in real life. Pretty creative for a kid

[MmmMamaLikey]

Loved your video... thought I'd post a video response to show you what else is out there -- ME! Dax Flame, well, he is what he is... and he ain't all that.

[fanwuq]

PAD!

[Trimere]

All your quips about him were spot on. I haven't laughed this much at a video in months.

[morticia88888]

nice to have you back

[Taletale]

I don't get this review. You're too bright not to understand the humour - particularly in The Convinent Truth - that makes Daxflame worth subscribing to. Perhaps you intended it as an overall joke review, a nod to the actor by pretending to review the character at face value, but it didn't seem to work that way either. I'm puzzled.

[chenrik]

I enjoy your vids a lot!

Reclaim your confidence, you are better than ever!

hugz from nOrWaY

Leetspeak sukz

[TMC9411]

"The Shit stain of youtube" lmfao dude you so rock

[reaperette]

hey, good to see that you're back!

that daxflame guy is annoying. and i love your reviews.

love peace and lay off the chicken grease. :) more reviews! more reviews!

[BazzleJoe]

The latex joke really struck my funny bone more than anything I remember lately. I'll be remembering that. :D

[DarkKard4]

"some of his stuff is actually really intelligent comedy."

Daxflame is nothing but stupid pointless humor. He really lacks satire and his comic timing is way off noted in his earlier videos. He is like a fart joke.

It doesnt take talent to play Daxflame. If you notice there are hundreds of spot on parodies of him on youtube.

Lastly his dad who is an improv acting coach writes his material.

Anyone who says he is a comic genius has got to be a complete moron or just has a bad sense of humor.

[t140568]

Everything you've said in this video is exactly what I was thinking... Practically word for word. Great review!

[tapbubble9]

I never really watched the older Dax vids that you reviewed, but it's not really the story that subscribers are into. It's the shock value. There are tiny diamonds in his mess of film, real LOL moments for when you don't want to think too much.

[Gold3n3y3]

I think you are being overly harsh on ol' Dax. As you have noted before, you know he is acting and this is mostly a preformance yet you critique him as if this were the real deal. I Dax a mostly a parody of the dweebish, sometimes nerdy kids you see in school all the time. He's awkward, he thinks a lot of himself, he does what a most weird kids do at his age. I find him very entertaining and worthy of subscription.

[chewylyrics]

Pssht, unbelievable, Maddison Patrello is a real comedic genius!!

Daxflame is a character that is so stupid, it gives the actor an outlet to say all the stupid things he wants, some of his stuff is actually really intelligent comedy.

I guess he even has you fooled...

[DarkKard4]

Maddison Patrello doesnt write his own material. Technically he is nowhere near a comic genius.

[Mflandy19]

i have to agree i could never watch dax flame

[dougChatBot]

"why do I get the feeling that in the future a glove isn't the only thing made out of latex that will be hanging from his mouth"

Your review is worth it just for this quote alone ..

[Gallers]

great again, but you missed out "Last Blog Ever"!!!

[BeautyIsGone]

OMG your back!!!

[xSkitZx]

/cheer

good to have you back man. good start to a new 'season' too

[MaxVampyre]

Just like Kaufman, this kid is a tool as well. Talentless hacks!

[Super240987]

HAHAHAhahahahah hilarious.. especially the nightmare bit at the start.. daxflame is a joke

[LoveCraken]

Hang on...do you still think Daxflame is real?

You fucking idiot.

[LoveCraken]

Whoever rated me down is an idiot too.

[KeyanDouglas]

Good review! I watched one of this kids videos about 6 months ago and was revolted... thank you for always telling the truth James, and so comically! Good job, and keep it up!

[KeyanDouglas]

And just for the record, I don't care if it is just a character. Annoying is annoying.

[NickWoha]

Great review, good to have you back :]

[flamablesteve]

the beginning scared the hell out of me!

[filmidioten]

Hi James, your comeback really made my day, but I am curious - and I hope you would respond to this: You DO realize he is playing a character right? In the same way Andy Kaufman annoyed those who didn't "get" his comedy 25 years ago, this kid should actually get some kudos for creating such a convincing freak of nature as DaxFlame. So I'm not sure whether you're just playing along with him or if you took him seriously. Would be nice with a reply.

[LimePeng1]

Hey, I just talked to James over PMs. Yeah, he realizes that Dax is an actor...But every thing he says is still true.

[filmidioten]

Well if Dax was real and this ashtray of a human being then I would totally agree with James, but Dax should deserve *some* credit for this weird creation, some mention for the fact that this is a teenager who is actually acting, and acting so convincingly that half the people who watch his films think he's for real. Not many kids his age could ever pull off something so horrible in such a convincing way.

[thecruelworld]

Actually, in a part I did cut, I do make a mention that he's an actor and he was the one that created the monstrosity that is Dax Flame. I felt it was a bit too wordy on my part, but I may post it as "DVD extra" clip later to clear the air about the "he's an actor, you know" comments.

[dorami3]

that was hilarious (love the opening)

i don't know how you made it through so any videos.. i think i watched one minute of one and i couldn't stand it anymore

his persona seems quite the fake

[ProductPlacer]

I guess we fully agree. Sorry you had to suffer through that crap.

[cookerg]

I thought it was a pretty rude review.

[javalu882005]

OMG, GOOD On ya MATE, finally some one SPEAK out against this douche BAG. WhoooRAaaaaa for YT REVIEWS!!!!!!

[tinytimme]

hahaha...this far surpassed my expectations...great review

[franklinlevy]

gr8 review..luv it..."characters welcome"...that's Dax...thanx for the review

[quacker7760]

lol this was great...I really appreciated this ^_*

[r0bw00d]

Glad to see you back in the game these last two videos and that you haven't lost your touch. I also see that you're back to animating the stars. Did you get a new program that made that easier?

[distorteddogma]

The nightmare sequence gave me the sweats...

I thought you'd lost it.

You haven't.

Be Well.

[Colinnnnnnn]

I am glad you gave Dax a bad review. He pretended to me mentally ill and I believed it!

[bgr8flgrl]

Thank you for reveiwing Dax's channel, now I know never to watch any of that crud.

[xxilioxxx]

LOL at the rating system to lmao.

[xxilioxxx]

LOL at the latex part..rofl

[Sequoya]

I think this was a fair assessment of his channel. Now I've had my fill of Dax.

Keep up the reviews, I love em. :)

[MagicTurtle643]

WAIT. Are you playing along with him? In that case that'd be pretty funny, and a possible good way to get some fame if he mentions you. But with the dropping of his real name in the beginning he may not pay attention to it. Either way if you're playing along for his sake that's pretty funny. I think what Madison wants more than anything is for people to pretend like they hate him, so that Dax can get upset.

[MagicTurtle643]

Wait wait wait..... okay so you know he's fake right? I mean you used his name. I fail to see why you're failing to see what he's all about. This would be a hilarious and awesome video if any of it were true. But your best points were that he was a brat.... aaaaaand the purpose of his videos are to make fun of such kids..... I missed something here. Outside of that, good video-- but you could have at least addressed the part about him being fake.

[ProductPlacer]

You can no longer go over 10 minutes 53? seconds with a new director's account

[ProductPlacer]

The shit stain? LOL I only watched him for 5 minutes and that as enough for me.

[PolytheneHam]

You're baaack! Yay!!! :)

Weird...daxflame looks like Brookers with short hair. And that's not a compliment!

One of the tags is "handsome." Haha!

[djhannnah]

oh, and just a suggestion, you might want to make a note about that heath ledger joke, hah.

[djhannnah]

haha, geez, you're funny. :)

[winklie]

Even if you got a director's account, you couldn't make a video more than ten minutes... they changed the rules. You can't upload more than ten minutes unless you had a director's account before the rule change.

Kelly ~/`~

[bosco7]

i think he's hilarious

it's a character, you know that?

not real

but very smart reviews, you're pretty damn good at this

[PazRent]

I'm happy that you're regularly posting.

[l3igballer23]

just on a side note, the new new director's accounts don't allow you to post over 10 mins.

[Foozleboo]

Good video.

[LimePeng1]

Hey James! I love your reviews. They're always entertaining and...Oh my god! You actually make a damn point! Its amazing, really! But I'm not sure if you're aware, but Dax Flame is actually a payed actor! Go figure! I believe its supposed to be a tongue-and-cheek parody of most teenage vloggers, and its not that far off from the truth!

[thecruelworld]

Thanks, and actually, I was aware of him being an actor - hence the way I intro myself in the actual review. ;)

[Jordinsanity]

I enjoy daxflame's videos on youtube :P

[ooberpwnage]

1st!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!