5 Games in 5 Seconds Each 3 (Mass Effect, Duke Nukem, DoA Beach Volleyball, Manhunt, Dead Rising)

[BBOT62]

0:24 really?

fuck

[magicsnotgoblin]

Its sad because I make my guy wear a dress in dead rising :)

[extremegamemaster]

I'm thumbs up just for the thumbs up.

[wapperott]

press 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, is all of this vid in 5 seconds

[TVlolz]

0:00

[Rajek345]

Press 3 for fap fap fap fap.....

[bentjens1]

press 1, then 5 then 4 and 3

[najsbajsmedmajs]

Kevin Macleod.... i think he's immortal!

[Swagsta0]

press 5 for tithes!!

[keky123]

Press 5 for fun!

[LordzBacon]

@MajorNooob Its part of the video. Dont want to count it? Dont add it part of the whole video.

Thx for replying to a 2 month old comment.

[MrRussian194]

XD keep faping dude

[BackupWOLF]

if you actually play Dead or Alive Extreme Beach Volleyball....Fap fap fapfap. I have the game.

[TheRobotoon]

0:26

[An0th3rh0b0]

y do these look like a 5 year old drew these???

[jewalk2000]

@An0th3rh0b0 becuase its FUCKING AWSOME

[MasterChiefHaloVicio]

Halo reach in 5 seconds:

second 1: Your teammate die

second 2: your teammate die

second 3: another teammate die

second 4:other teammate die

second 5: You die :3

The end...

[DoughyBaby217]

@MasterChiefHaloVicio Your team must suck!

[Dragpk7]

For Duke Nukem Forever, it should have been 5 seconds of all the old school gamers crying from how bad it was.

[bman45cal]

Dead rising in 5 seconds is that fucking phone rining non-stop then being unable to read the text even if you do answer.

[ABritishGamer]

Scroll to the bottom of the suggestions at the side... if you have the same suggested videos as me you will probably stop watching this video. >.>

[LordzBacon]

Oh god..again?

Intro=0:00-0:04

Mass Effect 0:04-0:12 (8 seconds)

ManHunt 0:12-0:21 (8 seconds)

dead or alive 0:21-0:28 (7 seconds)

Deadrising 0:28-0:37 (9 seconds)

Duke Nukem 0:37-0:46 (9 seconds)

AGAIN...still not 5 seconds.....I hate being correct and comments blaming Youtube or w/e. Why Not name it "5 Games within Few Seconds"

[imsostupid007]

@LordzBacon the intro to the game's video does not count as the game itself for being 5 seconds long. hop off homo

[LordzBacon]

@imsostupid007 then it should not be added if you do not want it part of the whole video. Im promised 5 sec..ONLY

Mad because I found a (error) with the video first?

[imsostupid007]

@LordzBacon were you dropped on your head, or thrown at the ground?

[LordzBacon]

@imsostupid007 No The concrete floor look up at me then jumped up and slapped me. No need to drop.

[MegaCorgiGirl]

66cheap.com is for jerseys, not anything else

[TheHazard94]

Why did an add come at 0:37 ?

[robbe264]

@ImaPSPcat than dont look at his videos asshol

[GRANDcash1]

press 5 nd 3

[Funnymw2Fails]

More like 5 games in 1:24 secs.

[GipTukeMan25]

I hate all thes stepid soamers an ther dumn shopimg sites

[Death1458100]

@GipTukeMan25 How am I supposed to take you seriously when you can't even spell dumb correctly or make a complete sentence?

[GipTukeMan25]

I hate those stepid spimmers an yheir stupif shoppin sited

[maggotjoe123]

Fuckall these spamers they should

Get there acount baned

[MrPlantania]

lol press 5

[ImaPSPcat]

Its kinda sad, but the dead or alive part reminded me of my life (the stuff happening off screen)

[endthedisease]

why must I watch a movie trailer for the 100th time in order to watch this video. Youtube, please change your advertising scheme.

[DirtyBastarification]

Those were some nasty ass sound effects

[Maxx4609]

@Gloombaza And your any older?

[TheLenbax]

@ksmg1997 lol man just ignore that bitch maybe he has autism or celebral problems lol, I know how it feels, there's a lot of bitches in youtube but really with that reply you gave him really shut him up. good one ;)

[TheLenbax]

@Gloombaza I feel so sorry for you man, @ksmg1997 didn't do nothing to you, your just a bipolar that for the look of it doesn't haves friends. GET A LIFE!!!!!!!

[ksmg1997]

@TheLenbax Wait, are you talking to me?

[TheLenbax]

@ksmg Ohhhhhhh good one bro, you really shut up the hell up from that bitch lol

[ksmg1997]

@TheLenbax Yeah! I was just saying some simple comment and he had to just come and ruin my day, dissin n stuff. Seriously, some ppl just like makin other ppl feel bad.

[TheRayvane]

0:11 DERP!!!

[kingpin12345676]

LMAO @ DOA and Manhunt... "That's bullshit!"

[mmanicmat]

and yet the video lasts 1:24

[Abirdentertainment]

I like Sheperds face at 0:11

[jjeittiirr]

0:24 LOL

[kopy001]

LOOOL @ DOA

[thelolipopman93]

...why was going on the mission the renegade option?

[ABritishGamer]

Battlefield 3... in 5 seconds. *SPAWN* *Shot by camper in the bushes* *EA servers crash* ...

[mrPampers1]

@ABritishGamer mw3 in 5 seconds, just mw2

[ABritishGamer]

@mrPampers1 MW3 in 5 seconds, *SPAWN* *shot by camper in the corner* *host migration* *game crash*

You can see hoiw BF3 is trying to attract the CoD audience!

[mrPampers1]

@ABritishGamer derp

[itachi999987]

@ABritishGamer Mw3 in 5 seconds: Alright lets join a match! *minute and a half later* *server disconnected*

[ABritishGamer]

@itachi999987 MW3 in 5 seconds: This game looks like fun! *5 seconds later* FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.... !

[itachi999987]

@ABritishGamer yeah your right! its FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­U­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUKING AMAZING!!! TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLLLLLL

[02hayato]

@ABritishGamer your mother came in 5 seconds

[ABritishGamer]

@02hayato I'm sure after seeing you she left much faster.

[mujuma]

Fail.

[WhYtTeEe]

Its 7th of October and there advertising something for the 21st of September

[OTSSHIGHLANDER]

lol that was legendary

[1Romstar]

Fallout new Vegas in 5 seconds= walk inside loading loading loading

[Kingshadowclock]

Crap Law Degree LMAO! X>D

[taipan2021]

@ksmg1997 ur a retard

[football8897]

someone was slaping the monkeys ass

[ksmg1997]

... Why'd they bleep out the swear in Duke Nukem, but not the Dead Rising? :|

[MrFdsfasdfasdfa]

@Gloombaza Why are you calling him a kid you don't know how old he is. If anyone here is a kid its you.

[Gloombaza]

@MrFdsfasdfasdfa look at the birth year

[ksmg1997]

@Gloombaza .... You cant even see my birth year... retard.

[ksmg1997]

@Gloombaza @taipan2021 ur both retards...

[Gloombaza]

@ksmg1997 look who is talking retard

[ksmg1997]

@Gloombaza Hey, kid... I was just saying that it was funny that they did for one game, and not the other. Have you got something against that? Did i somehow offend you? Try handling your moodswings and go back to licking out your sister...

[ksmg1997]

@Gloombaza My lifes a fail? and u say im a fucking kid when your acting like one! And btw, your sister said u were terrible. I know, because she said your dad was alot better ;)

[Gloombaza]

@ksmg1997 once you again you fail to make a comeback. Amd i dont engage in incest like you do :)

[ksmg1997]

@Gloombaza Yeah, well obviously you have a problem, because im pretty sure i cut you with my last comeback.

PS. Im done talking to you, cuz its just boring.... Your one sad little kid. ;:\

[Gloombaza]

@ksmg1997 nope,you didn't cut of withe your "comeback".And you have just said the same thing that said to you,now that's a fail. Obviously you are the immature kid

[MrDrooogs]

@ksmg1997 birth year- 1997 derp derp. Anyway, they bleeped cuz cunt isnt a very acceptable word but fuck is perfectly fine.

[killuexyz99]

Sad but true

[Poodleinacan]

DoA in 3 words : They are alive!

[Toaster761]

flap flap flap flap lawl

[LiamTheGreat]

Thanks for extra rcvr review at the end

[luisitojr1992]

really who doesn't like going around slapping tits?

[luisitojr1992]

pause at 0:26 u can see some white stuff on the bed

[aninjahobo214]

Lol

[DukesBigFan]

Phew...at least you didn't make fun of Duke.

[MoEHooTie]

fap,fap,fap,fap,fap :D

[Viperspider1]

The ads in this video were longer than the video itself -.-

[Buckley710]

IF A VIDEO IS CALLED 5 GAMES IN 5 SECONDS.... THE VIDEO SHOULD ONLY BE 5 SECONDS LONG, THUMBS UP IF YOU AGREE OR IF USING CAPITAL LETTERS GOT YOUR ATTENTION!! ;)

[Nic5284609]

@Buckley710 5 Seconds for Each Game not 5 Seconds for all 5 Games . -.-

[corgot93]

@Buckley710 dont be such a smart ass

[godlyargonian]

@Buckley710 video should be at least 25 sec long :o

[SMii7HY]

ffs bored

[darkshadow2341]

ha ha punch them in the ovaries

[bournvilleaddict]

isnt the machinima channel supposed to be anything that uses videogames as its focus anyway? as far as i can remember thats how its always been, so nothing wrong with a cartoon. i actually quite like this.

[JohnnyPopp]

Stop chocking the chicken

[luisitojr1992]

@JohnnyPopp i didn't see no chicken

[BxSLEEPY1]

@JohnnyPopp NEVER!!!!

[ExyIed]

Sly says this is bullshit at the end

[Beatlereviewer]

Unsubscribed.

[olNRWlo]

@Beatlereviewer Dittttooooooooo..

[darkshadow2341]

@Beatlereviewer did you really unsub

[FoolyCoolyx989]

.......Not very funny.. Just boring

[Silentkiller987]

@FoolyCoolyx989 then don't watch it?

[FoolyCoolyx989]

@Silentkiller987 If they didn't post it, then there wouldn't be comments and opinions?

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm LOL!

[GamerLad117]

MACHINIMA IS NOW AN ENTERTAINMENT "SITE", QUIT BITCHING THAT THEY DON'T USE HALO AND GEARS GAMEPLAY FOR ALL OF THEIR SHOWS!!!

[Shadowkinggames]

@GamerLad117 Yeah but lets use those shitty endless CoD Gameplays... right... "Entertainment"

[stareco5]

lmfao!!! that face made snot come out my nose

[Sinistercards]

Yea I am

[AlbertPr0]

If you are the 304 visitor thumbs-up!

[Sylux024]

wow, they could get funnier than this..

[dynablade1]

Wtf? The ad for that stupid "Retard Video Cassete Recorder" thing is amost as long as the video *not includeing the machinima ads.

[monkeydrummer12]

half of this video was a rcvr trailer..

[xGobez]

@JoeyRavnYT Scroll through the comments, mate. I've already been corrected. You're a little late. Lol.

[vicnazty]

they were 6 seconds u lied

[FlippedSided]

Funny stuff xD. Loved it :).

[luisitojr1992]

what happen at 0:26 he was playing with hes lips

[rocketman5011]

@luisitojr1992 Masturbating

[Xkreeper1]

@luisitojr1992 he was masturbating

[luisitojr1992]

@Xkreeper1 doesn't sound like it

[Xkreeper1]

@luisitojr1992 well he was thats y he was naked if he was playing with his lips it would show it

[luisitojr1992]

@Xkreeper1 he can be naked & still be playing with hes lips & maybe they didn't show it because it makes it look more funner

[KonanNai]

want more!

[MSAnemanja2]

c**ts lol 

[wulf02]

Those are not DOA titties.

[dangrievousreturns]

What is this promoted shit!?

[xGobez]

@Soldaku Yeah. Looking back on it, my statement was a pretty broad claim against some people. My bad.

[themr1down]

stop making this sht videos

[nilremz]

epic

[Arexion5293]

That Guy With The Glasses... am I the only one who remembers that Doug Walker started the "in 5 seconds" trend?

[xGobez]

@TheyCallMePhilip Eh, you're a little late. Somebody has already corrected me, and unlike your disrespectful self, actually explained what a machinima is. Lol, fail troll is fail.

[TheDominionRules]

0:24 I don't get....Can someone explain it to me??

[GtaRonnie]

@TheDominionRules How old are you kid ?

[EEEFable]

@GtaRonnie He was joking

[EEEFable]

@TheDominionRules You are kidding right?

[TheDominionRules]

@EEEFable Haha, I'm joking......

[EEEFable]

@TheDominionRules good. lol

[TheDominionRules]

@EEEFable lol.......HE IS MASTURBATING!!

[XXTARIX]

There's something on the bed.. hihi =>

[TDramdomZZZ]

0:26 what that weird noise

[sn00ps66]

That was fucking good.

[igotsoldonebay2]

0.27 haha

[bond1011]

Looks like egoraptors work

[FridayKnight123]

@bond1011 No because then this would have actually been good.

[bond1011]

@FridayKnight123 touche! XD

[Clavera]

lamest shit ever.

[xGobez]

@imOverWhere Thanks for correcting me respectively, I didn't really know the difference I'll keep that in mind though :)

[Masshuu4400]

DOA: fapfapfapfapfapfap lol... 

[xGobez]

@yanksman52 Yeah, using derogatory terms like "nigger" is going to help your case on being intelligent. Lol, don't bother responding.

[K4p4o]

This is pretty accurate