When YouTube gives you dislikes, don't make more videos! Make YouTube take em back! Get mad! I don't want your dam dislikes! What am I suppose to do with these?! I demand to see youtube's manager! Make YouTube rue the day it thought it could give me dislikes! Do you know who I am?! I'm the girl who's gonna flag your channel down! With the flag button! I'm gonna get my subscribers to invent a combustible flag button that shuts your channel down!
When YouTube gives you dislikes, don't make more videos! Make YouTube take em back! Get mad! I don't want your dam dislikes! What am I suppose to do with these?! I demand to see youtube's manager! Make YouTube rue the day it thought it could give me dislikes! Do you know who I am?! I'm the girl who's gonna flag your channel down! With the flag button! I'm gonna get my subscribers to invent a combustible flag button that shuts your channel down!
When life hits you with an arrow to the knee don't become a town guard. Shoot life back with the arrow! Get Mad! I don't want my damn dreams crushed, what the hell am I suppose to do then?! I demand to see life's thane! Make life rue the day it could shoot an adventurer with an arrow!! Do you know who I am?!?! I'm the man who will burn your village down! With an Arrow! I'm going to get my blacksmiths to invent a combustible arrow that will burn your village down!!!
You could go by my motto: when life gives you lemons make apple juice and watch how the world wonders how you did it... That and apple juice tastes better :D
When life gives you lemons...ask what the fuck? Why do I have random lemons in my hand? I didn't even know Life could materialize and tangibly grasp a fruit?!
He does, in fact, say what we're all thinking!
bauccgia0 1 week ago
@bauccgia0 That's not what I was thinking.
pmd2lolz 1 week ago
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bauccgia0 1 week ago
the first time i heard this speech in the actual game i was like "best speech ever"
warbler4 1 week ago
...When GLaDOS says 'yeah', it sounds like she's having an orgasm. XD
Tartaryn138 2 weeks ago
When life gives you lemons, DO NOT MAKE LEMONADE
errorbuster1975 2 weeks ago
PORTAL TWOO!!
ladawnism 2 weeks ago
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Ambernett 3 weeks ago
GLaDOS was having an orgasm the whole time
piezing 3 weeks ago
CAVE JOHNSON FOR WORLD LEADER THIS YEAR!!!!
GRIMM9801 3 weeks ago
What... LEMON POTaTOS. CAVE JOHNSON. CAN MAKE LEMONS AND POTATOES CLIMAX. WHOA. *head explodes*
NoTrollinAllowed 4 weeks ago
no eyes
SonicGamester12 1 month ago
lemon+gernade=lemonade?
jelopez003 1 month ago
Slender Johnson?
ArufaKo 1 month ago
clone*
lightningvids11 1 month ago
when life gives you lemons you clne those lemons and make super lemons.
lightningvids11 1 month ago
did glados have an orgasm? O_O
RealConker 1 month ago
I was looking at the dioramas, wondering whether a potato or a lemon had more electricity, and then I zoomed in to see... anisotropic filtering. :(
OLH064 1 month ago
urm... ok so his cigar was smoking, but the cakes candle wasnt flickering?
alienspacenetwork 1 month ago
When life hits you with an arrow to the knee don't become a town guard. Shoot life back with the arrow! Get Mad! I don't want my damn dreams crushed, what the hell am I suppose to do then?! I demand to see life's thane! Make life rue the day it could shoot an adventurer with an arrow!! Do you know who I am?!?! I'm the man who will burn your village down! With an Arrow! I'm going to get my blacksmiths to invent a combustible arrow that will burn your village down!!!
Trooper45a 1 month ago
@Trooper45a that has already been done before.
lightningvids11 1 month ago
I used to work at Aperture Science, but then I took a combustible lemon to the knee.
JumboCakeMonster 2 months ago
@JumboCakeMonster You copied that comment
KaraGoesNomNom 1 month ago
@KaraGoesNomNom No. This is the only Lemons video I've watched XD
JumboCakeMonster 1 month ago
Cave Johnson the only man who could give a potato an orgasm/potatorgasm
plasmasnake402 2 months ago
The lemon is a lie.
ShelbyGraceDrake 2 months ago
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MrLilPixel 2 months ago
Glados is a Potato, not a lemon
retroplayer13 2 months ago
You could go by my motto: when life gives you lemons make apple juice and watch how the world wonders how you did it... That and apple juice tastes better :D
Phantomboy6 2 months ago
sounds like GLaDOS is being fucked
7thstfan 2 months ago
>:<
Zaczuie9 2 months ago
k what does potatoes and lemons mean to cake?
wheatley95 2 months ago
Turn on captions
acau77 3 months ago
Maybe GLaDOS is Caroline and she is cave's wife
WestsideMastering 3 months ago
@WestsideMastering GLaDOS "has" Caroline and Caroline is probably none's wife
palmomki 2 months ago
When life give you butter.....
GamerOnly62 3 months ago
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GamerOnly62 3 months ago
middle finger 0:16
sunglasses1911 3 months ago
Cave johnson best man alive in 1980's
Andi1up 3 months ago
Cave Johnson: Demand to see life's manager!
Chuck Norris: You called?
acau77 3 months ago
When life gives you lemons...ask what the fuck? Why do I have random lemons in my hand? I didn't even know Life could materialize and tangibly grasp a fruit?!
peeweesherman 3 months ago
ANY1 NOTICE GLADOS IS NOT A POTATO SHEZ A FRIGGIN LEMON xD
jasontheminecrafter 3 months ago
@jasontheminecrafter Thats alot Captin Obvious.
acau77 3 months ago
PoTad0s is orgamsing
shadix20 3 months ago
this would make a good ventrollo harrasment lol
LastRegretPro 4 months ago
the 2 dislikes are P-Body And Atlas.
Jasonface900 4 months ago 6
so thats is where the cake is hidding
TheSoldierCore 4 months ago 3
OMIGODOMIGOD HES NOT IN SPAAAACE oh wait
SonicRocks11 4 months ago 2
who else noticed that GLaDOS is a lemon?
NavySister090 4 months ago
Cave Johnson: the only man in history that can make a potato orgasm!
0hvist 4 months ago
@0hvist Shes a lemon
SamtheThunder 4 months ago
@SamtheThunder
In this video: yes
In the game: no
0hvist 4 months ago
awsome!!! XD
TheFallen552 5 months ago
Just got to love PotaTOS during this, it certainly shows GLaDOS former-human side when compared to her robotic lunacy
Tarynus 5 months ago
CAKE!!!!!
SodaGod1000 5 months ago 69
@SodaGod1000 is a lie.
MrStefano97ist 3 months ago
@SodaGod1000 don't be deceived.... *whispering* "The cake is a..... LIE"
poiuytrewqpoiiiiiiuy 2 months ago
The last time I checked.. I'm pretty sure Cave had eyes....
fervereaone 5 months ago 121
@fervereaone Who needs eyes, when you have combustible lemons?!
Alagremm 4 months ago
@fervereaone and a nose
Ltmeister 4 months ago
@Ltmeister Indeed!
fervereaone 4 months ago
@fervereaone The lemons stole them.
Reaper46234 3 months ago
@fervereaone he did but science said he didnt need them if he put lemons there instead
SuperWing0 3 months ago
but mr.johnson you drawed glados like lemon and she was potato at that time
YousufOuf2000 6 months ago
Lullaby Lourrane was here :D
netesuave 6 months ago
Yaaaaaaaay. This was a message from iDark. -_-
AssassinKuya 6 months ago
lololol
23piz23mitch 6 months ago
awesome vid mate!
I miss the eyes, but this does the trick too =P
On the right track!
xDragawnx 7 months ago