EVO 2011 - Best Commentating Ever w/ Kayo Police

[CyberAkiba]

07:36 Joshua.. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH Joshua?????

[AntiMatter3000]

get the hell outta here jimmy lmao

[AwesomeKazuaki]

"Hige Mojya-Mojya": beard bushy

2:43 --

Kayo: does he saying that "he has no money but can support"?

Kayo: it mean he become a good husband?

-- 2:49

[benjyhxc]

Kimbo Slice on the prowl!

[javierich0]

He looks like sexual harassment panda.

[0Fate8Bound0]

He Probably wanted to sexual aris her. Sexual Arisment Panda

[DrJoshMc]

Im watching Kayo on Japanese TV right now doing a WTF double take... Love it

[meemightymouse]

If this happened at Cross Assault, it would be fine because, here he is treating Kayo Police like a person and having a conversation with her. On cross assault, he treated Miranda totally different. Kayo seems waaay more comfortable here. Did you not watch cross assault?

[03blaird]

this is awesome footage. Sad part is if this happened during cross assault, they would be whining and bitching about sexual harassment bullshit. People need to stop being so damn butthurt all the time.

[zangetsumizu]

ITS A TRAP. i feel bad for aris

[ObeyFTK]

@zangetsumizu You don't think he knows? Aris DGAF.

[zangetsumizu]

@ObeyFTK eh whatever floats his boat

[ObeyFTK]

@zangetsumizu Shit, most guys here are on the " I'd fuck the shit out of kayo" boat.

[ZeroSumJ1]

the way Kayo says "potato" is too freaking cute.

[Perfectedidiot21]

Aris reminds me of Chang from KOF

[KyaputenFarukon]

how could you not love Aris, he redefines sexual harassment

[israelgaribaldi]

THAT'S A MAN BABY!

[KyaputenFarukon]

@fohf I doubt you can get a job if you can't spell "beard" correctly

[SirFishouse]

at 13:10

Aris talks about smelling Kayo Police.

He has a long history of sexual harassment.

[MadTigerHZ]

This was very.FRIGGIN.FUNNY. to me lol. Lost in translation doesnt even begin to describe XD

[marxico26]

Aris. Its a trap!!

[Mintzsquee]

Nobody noticed the "Kayo is my waifu"?

[djTurkboii]

at the end... JIMMY GET BACK HERE

[DiscoCokkroach]

FRIENDO!

[skyserpantofthesea]

LOL I recorded this too but never thought to put it up.

Very funny!!

[CyberAkiba]

slo..o.ooow down XD

[6figurecounterDUDLEY]

he looks like a dwarf from dragon age origins lol

[6figurecounterDUDLEY]

lmfao she looks like she cud be in a anime lol pig tails and all

[Zaxex]

Two people getting along speaking no words of the same language is great and hilarious.

[Zaxex]

@Zaxex Like Chris Hu and Aquasilk.

[urbanrivals]

Never hear the voice before, it really sound like a scary old man in my language.

[YouPooper]

EVO 2011 was very eventful. A shota AND a trap. This is just like my Japanese animes.

[TrueUnderDawgGaming]

I wonder if he knows that she's a he?

[BoogiepopJin]

@TrueUnderDawgGaming Yes, he already knew about Kayo Police.

[ninjafrog1]

@TrueUnderDawgGaming I was wonderin about the same thing....I dont think he knows LOL

[xXxSEANXCORExXx]

@TrueUnderDawgGaming 13:20

[nintendude57]

Jimmy get the hell out.......jimmy get back here xD

[AntoRoberts]

High tension lmfao

[dakoe33]

9:17 LMAO BAITED!

[TheJackg1]

I'll cradle the balls, stroke the shaft, work the pipe, and swallow the gravy.

[LuckyTheSquirrel]

@TheJackg1 Any day for Kayo xD

[WhoElseButKris]

I would make love to Kayo and then make him breakfast in bed the next day.

[LuckyTheSquirrel]

@WhoElseButKris I know right?

[wishingW3L]

my waifu! Kappa

[ilv244]

@1874tiberius1 - I AGREE. But people are forgetting that Kayopolice is BOTH A MAN AND WOMAN. She was born that way. Sad to hear all the ridiculous comments on here.

[wiithepeople2]

KayoPolice is guudo waifu.

[san0san]

Is this what they call BL? Yaoi? Shounen Ai?

[CAPCOMMASTER]

CAN SOMEONE GET THIS SHIT SUBTITLED!?? It would be the best thing ever xD

[D1g1Snacks]

@CAPCOMMASTER Someone can probably provide better tranlsations (my hearing isn't all that great). Throughout the video she said she was nervous.

00:09 "You have a shaggy beard" = hige mojamoja

00:35 "Are the people watching Americans or Japanese?" = miteru hito ha America...Japan...?

01:04 "Commentating by myself will by quite nerve wracking." = hitori de commento suru no kekko kinchou shimasu ne.

09:18 "He's making me say it!" = iwaseru otoko desu yo (I think that's what she said)

[D1g1Snacks]

@CAPCOMMASTER 5:00 is very funny to me. They're lost in translation. He's talking about chopsticks and she thinks he's talking about steak. 5:23 when he does the "finger scissors" she still thinks he's talking about steak/grilled meat. In Japan (and perhaps other places), when you eat Korean BBQ (grilled meat), they use scissors to cut the meat. However when you eat Japanese Yaki Niku (grilled meat, similar to K-BBQ), they use a knife I believe (I asked a Japanese person the difference).

[D1g1Snacks]

@CAPCOMMASTER

2:09 "This is nerve wracking isn't it (I'm nervous)? Who is playing the next game?" = kinchou shimasu ne. Tsugi no shia ha dare nan darou.

2:18 "The same goes for me! When I'm playing in tournaments I also get terribly nervous." = watashi mo da yo. atashi mo shia suru toki sugoi kinchou surun da yo

2:23 "He's in love with me?" = aishiteru?

2:30 "Marriage?" = kekkon?

2:34 "You have no money?" = okane nai

My bad I'm just skipping all over the place in the video haha.

[BoogiepopJin]

Awesome! @D1g1Snacks Thanks for the translations!!

[1974tiberius1]

Obviously I don't want to have sexual relations with another man because that would be gay & like all people leaving comments about Kayo Police I'm 100% heterosexual & totally secure in my sexuality. But if Kayo Police gave me the come-on? DAAAAAMN, SON...I'D SURE TAP DAT ASS!!! Thumbs up if you feel aroused/ sickened/ ambivalent/ conflicted by my comment.

[thefirstwhiteknight]

Kayo doesn't even know what the fuck he's saying but he's creeped the fuck out anyways.

[SoopaMan2K]

She is sexy!

[yaktr12]

@SoopaMan2K He*

[papaduck91]

@SoopaMan2K Kayo Police is a guy

[DrArcadeCat]

@papaduck91 I'd still tap. "Kappa"

[FDLMagnus]

@DrArcadeCat HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

[trouzlev]

3:42 "This is a serious operation we've got here."

[polifemus244]

dat frame trap

[CaptainGirlrod]

@polifemus244 i lol'd

[jackson98765432]

"Jimmy get the HELL outta here!" ... "Jimmy get back here" XD

[Rainoviews]

@pandemonstrosity Not the mental image I wanted!

[neroenzogt]

Aris is godlike.

[BenForTheWin67]

he loves that cock

[UxNOxHOO]

Kayo: "Cant speak a english"

Aris: "thats ok, it dosent matter"

What Aris WANTED to say: "thats ok, you dont gotta speak english to suck this d*ck"

[Kinguto]

@UxNOxHOO lmao i know i was thinking that

[Kinguto]

@UxNOxHOO also just learned thats really a guy as well...

[JTbae]

<33333333

[SoniJapan]

At 00:02

Hige ga moja moja = Your beard is shaggy/very unshaven.

[dantecry12]

@SoniJapan LOL that's why there was an anime character named MOJACKO! LOL he's a very hairy little alien.

[AntiMatter3000]

@SoniJapan LMAO

[PhilomathBret]

This is the only time I'm ever seen a fighting game with commentary and I wanted them to take off the full screen view of the game so I could see the commentators again.

[Asiantwilight]

I would have loved to see what the chat room was like during this

[bonecracker111]

i like it how almost every comment talks about kayo's gender and not about fighting games

[LiquidGamingBrei]

hahaha who is that hagrid?

he's so fuckin cool xD

[pandemonstrosity]

If they really get married, Kayo is the top and Aris is the bottom. LOL

[Berkan92]

kayo: hige, moja moja...

aris: wowowowow SLOOOOOOOOOOW down

hahaha xD

[BBoyPhreshershist]

Aris looks like a bearded dragon. And kayo police is excellent fap material.

[Spongink]

@BBoyPhreshershist its a dude ..

[BBoyPhreshershist]

@Spongink everybody knows. nobody cares

[KiteNekko]

AHAHAHHAAHAHHAAHHAAH when they where talking about the CHOPSTICKS s/he (satou) thought that he was talking about steak grilled steak ahahha... ahhahaha the guy wants to get married with satou haahahhaha is a GUY !!! hahahahahahhahahhaha but he's so cute ¬¬ XDDD

[seppierocks]

Kayo catches on to english pretty fast O_O

[TheTMNS]

Wonder if he knows she is really a dude .......-_-

[BoogiepopJin]

@TheTMNS Yes. He already knew.

[Fishumz]

Stay @ home dad.. Baahahaha~

[geyza0711]

Anyone paying attention to that crap Tekken game on this vid? :D

[ALELOCOOO]

like number 1337 :d

[MrArchibaldwitwiki]

Lie, her favorite food isn't potato thats the only word she could say.

[iFaza3i]

best commentary ever

[Berkan92]

wowowow SLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW DOWN xD

[jeremycarrier]

GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE JIMMY

*random japanese words*

I agree

*Kayo says stuff, then leaves*

Jimmy, get back here

[SF4FTW]

mr naps :D

[nekrox777]

So.. no one care about the match?

[unv3]

omg everything aris says in this video is EPIC!!!! lmfao what a funny dude , well according to him aslong as he gives its all good hahaha

[mesesube]

13:00

mr naps?

[N1GHTPup]

Boy or girl, Kayo's still Kayo. Still being 100% perfect.

[mody1710]

he has NOOOO idea that he is marrying a man !

it's a trap. this is how they do it.

[KriticalKarnage]

@mody1710 he knew, i watched it live, he knew that shes a he

[Kinguto]

@mody1710 wow, i had to look that up, so true

[53329]

she called him a puto @ 2:42 xD

[nirwanaeathell]

lmao



[NinjaBen00]

baited

[sikhsikh]

haha this fucker is trying to get laid while looking like a fat gandalf, ho-mo to the core.

[meddlingmage23]

Aris is about to get some cum in his beard later

[Tbonesszz]

What a proposal 2:27

[TheSwordzman]

Idk what to say

[Tenchig]

1:27 lol.  I do

[blazerx900]

A stay at home "dad" ?

What about the mom?

[Tr0llH3R0]

weird part of youtube...AGAIN!!!!

[boons50]

@Tr0llH3R0 how the fuck do we keep ending up here, ive got homework to do

[Tr0llH3R0]

@boons50

I dont know man, its a mystery.

[scratchyscrow]

DID U GET IT IN BEARD MAN?????????????????

[ReaperOokamii]

LOL oh man this was great, the title fits this video well it got better and better as it whent on, Jimmy get the hell outta here LMAO epic

[ddoouuaa]

he looks like... a terriost o_O

[hidekazuachiha]

I can understand both English and Japanese, so their conversation sounds funny because Kayo does not understand what the guy is speaking.

[Ome99]

ITS A TRAP!

[Quebert69]

For those who aren't aware, Aris knows all about Kayo. Aris is considered a modern-day Viking, son. They don't care, if they see something they want, they get it/take it.

Jokes on all of YOU. ;)

[1Nanalo]

Poison and Hugo

[shaunsters84]

@1Nanalo funny comment, man

[kokocipher]

Is the video from Street Fighter?  I'm confused lol.

[MitchTran]

He's on Punk'd

[skipjack02]

does he know?

[ShiningNegro]

Aris with that classic Elmer Fudd routine

[1AngelSolo]

I just don't get why he would make himself look like a girl, there is always surgery and all and boob implant but he still has a ... p e n i s.

[Kazuo1234]

@1AngelSolo *sigh* not all transgender people want surgery. Think for a moment, changing your body is not easy. She is happy the way she is, so why?

[1AngelSolo]

@Kazuo1234 If you mean difficult because of the money I really doubt it because he/she earns good money in that program. Unless he/she has a double life... you know what I mean.

[Kazuo1234]

@1AngelSolo actually, I was talking about irreversibly modifying your body and, really, not all transgender want to do it. I just said that because there are a lot of insensitive comments here... sorry if I misunderstood you.

[JoeMamma23]

So he doesn't know she's actually a dude? Oh man!

[hexRQP]

Friend-o!

[SulJilSander]

We gotta accept, that Kayo Police was a male person, and now a female person. That doesn't matter, well what does matter is the fact, that she is still a human.

Let's put that aside -> I like the fact, even if two foreign Humans colide, they can still communicate witheachother.

[HardRuisu]

"Fun, you know what's fun? Yeah that's what I'm having right now"

That's what I'm gonna tell one of my girl friends when I go out with em.

[ultm8ninja]

@ninjabastard Opinions

[Ichasharingan]

@ninjabastard Don't kid yourself.

[kevinbollers2]

It hurts me to watch this. When i see her my body and mind do not agree with each other.......

[TetraCortica]

better do this again next EVO, should start its own series

[TetraCortica]

holy i never knew about this LoL

[truendymion]

You think Aris still wants to marry her? I hope so...

[suzakuyuuga]

かよポリスのよこにいるドワーフはなんて言う、ドワーフなんだ？­

[Xxlostsoulx]

Why all the hate against her? she made her own decisions Probly better than any of you which is way she is there well we are here "watching her". think before you speak idiots.

[murrowboy]

@Xxlostsoulx Yup, totally her decision. But people should know before sleeping with her... It'd be a horrific scene if you take her pants off in bed...

[Xxlostsoulx]

@murrowboy lol

[Mildliner]

This guy really needs to shave. Omg.

[Djchamploo132]

slooooooooooooooooow down lol

[LegendarySSJBrolyBx]

This is scary.

[bobbysuger]

wow is her voice annoying

[MrPeck324]

Hige moja moja means big beard

[acidglow]

lolol

[BurningFlame08]

Just to clear up, KayoPolice was a guy but she had more female hormones/genes which made her look more feminine. As she was growing up she turned more and more female and she wishes to be identified as such. Correct me if I'm wrong but that makes me believe "she" has had no surgery.

[MRdivod]

Didnt know kimbo slice does some tekken commentary xD

[Kinguto]

@MRdivod lmao too funny

[JacopeX]

This video makes me jealous. -_-

[wthNOname]

@JacopeX of kayo police?

[HELLSHATRED7]

Jimmy get back here

[flameman9]

I don't know about you but i was watching the fighting.....

[kankerturk123]

08:14 Aris tried to cancel ''Don't Be Nervous'' into ''We're Totally Getting Married'', too bad Kayo did A uppercut to interrupt it!

[SPYDCR]

Aris is a trap Bro don't do it.

[IronSheikah]

This was pretty much the only thing that made the Tekken tourny watchable. Then Kayo left and the top 8 Bob-athon started and my brain bled a little.

[kobajagrandelol]

HOLY SHIT

[Daymnwheresmycola]

Japnese food is the WORST food!

Hahah what a douche.

[angelpalm]

That was the most fake Fozzy Bear laugh ever Mr. Kayo Police. Are you guys sure he isn't possesed by Jim Hensons ghost or something?

[SirCommandz]

Jokes on Kayo, Aris is actually a woman.

[baltobabe222]

@SirCommandz Holy shit dude, I fuckin lost it when I read this! XD