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  • Everyone stfu matt is a god.

  • STFU

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    thumbs up !

  • @Marius7ss lol not a single thumbs up

  • Bulbosaur! Iron Man! Red Sneakers! A totally badass fat kid!

  • I lol'ed after the gray part of 1:11 "was that racist?, Fuck"

    (I just thought it was funny)

  • "at least my dick is still huge" lmfao, you got my sub man

  • BULBASAR!

  • DDAMN HES SEXY

  • Damn ur lookin fine in this vid(;

    " i hope u like being poked , guy who dresses like darth vader cuz im about to fuck ur shit up xDD omg ur hilarious

  • The empire strikes bank

  • faggot, i didn't come here to watch you. 

  • fat basted

  • "So we're gpnna call him Batman Punisher 9MM Boom Headshot Ninja Retard Darth Vader or BuhPuhNuhBuhHeNuhRDV.. for short." LMFAO

  • except..... darth vader never watched me shower... lol

  • I'm going to contact the Make A Wish Foundation and let them know that I want to have a beer with this guy when he's old enough.

    That would be awesome.

  • issues......

  • douche

  • actually kinda funny

    but it kinda copies Shane Dawson......

  • This fat kid has to much alone time

  • sxephil wanna be?

  • wow! you atucally got some laughs out of me! and that almost never happens anymore on youtube!!! XD

  • Wow, this young "man" will never see a woman naked without paying for it and without her appearing on his computer screen. Sad, really.

  • "at least my dick is still huge"? hahah 4 the win

  • Pretty funny - you managed to get a few chuckles out of me.

  • thats not scene hair btw.Its just a black mullet thing,with bangs.

  • GREEEAAAAASSSYYYYYYYY HAAAIIIIIRRRRRR.

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  • first,cut this shity emo gay hair and second...on a floor asshole and give me 100 push ups!!!

  • I thought this was pretty funny, you might be able to make a decent go at this YouTube career bullshit everyone seems addicted too. If you're lucky enough to not have a real job and make 10x more than someone with a degree then I say DO IT. Yeah, sorry.. my only criticism of your vid is your hair... please... cut it.

  • It takes alot of "no life" to have your haircut.

  • Fatter, browner, emo Phil...lol

  • you failed.

    at the part.

    "wait...your..you're darth vader aren't you?"

    I was expecting. "No..I am your father!"

  • I'm looking to the left of this video and I see a link that sez "Why Justin Bieber Sucks" by this guy...but he has a Justin Bieber haircut

  • @Shottagon werd..

  • @Shottagon no

  • BULBASAUR APPEARED IN THE BACKGROUND!!!!!!!! :D

  • Speaking of Darth Vader, your hair kind of looks like a Darth Vader helmet.

  • Let me straighten your hair! =w=

  • This was funny. Ha . Ha .

  • ive seen lincoln robs a store

  • CHANGE UR SHIRT PLZ

  • That hair makes you look 10x fatter. Make it short but not too short. Like 3 inches

  • Iput the STD jn stud qnd all I need is u

  • Blah funny but your loud as shit!

  • @pricessmononoke18 I love your name and that movie it was my favorite movie ever and it can only be tied by nightmare before Christmas and to me that's the damn truth

  • How have you not got 1 million subscribers yet ?!

  • @Plainace he's very talented and funny but he curses too much and is too loud.

  • The end song is the most amazing thing I've ever heard.

  • I love you Matt! You need to make more videos! I've missed watching them. I kept getting distracted in this one by bulbasaur. He's just chilling out in the back like pedo bear. XD

  • you should REALLY cut your hair :/ !

  • might add you too skype but il lik gocold feet and say nothing while you shout randomly and hang up at you lol

  • actually nevermind you look like a hippie.

  • OMG YOUR HAIR GOT EMO CUT IT OFF PLZ.

  • YEEE i subscribed for more

  • The force is bullshit with this one! XD

  • "I HOPE YOU LIKED BEING POKED GUY WHO DRESSES LIKE DARTH VADER CUZIM ABOUT TO F*** HIS SH** UP!" Lollllll oh Matt :DDD

  • Guy in scotland managed to rob a bank with a banana and escaped with over 2K in cash. Got away scot free! = )

    seriously tho.

    It happened.

    DONT JUDGE ME!!!

  • @whyowhy345 lol scot free scotland good one

  • BULBOSAUR!

  • didnt you jugle or what eva in ur live video! Say Hey to me biatch

    -T0x1c aka Hey!

  • i hope you like being poked guy who dresses as darth vader cause im about to fuck your shit up! lol!

  • Voldemort may take hostages, but the Dread Pirate Roberts never takes prisoners.

  • aahahhahahahahhaahahahahahaha that was great!! made me laugh heaps! i miss you dude, good to see your keeping up the epic work! ps. i love bulbasaur!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!

  • I remember reading this in the paper and just thinking "how the fuck does that happen!?" I mean I would call secruity the minute that guy walked through the door xD

  • @TylerCurtis69 then go watch them and stop trolling you tool

  • I hope you like being poked... I'm about to fuck your shit up.

  • why is your hair so long?

  • @TheMainMan318

    Because hair tends to grow.

  • @TheRoboticPlatypuss and people tend to cut their hair when it grows

  • @crich695

    Not everyone.

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  • intro WIN

  • lol

  • wow.. mat please cut your hair.. it looks ridiculous :/

  • holy crap! a MyAnnoyances video! good stuff, Matt.

  • BATMAN PUNISHER 9MM BOOM HEADSHOT NINJA RETARD DARTH VADAR!

    I CHOOSE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    ATTACK BULBASAUR!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @KieransWorld yeah BULBASUR ATACK ATAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK

  • fuckin douche

  • hilarious!!!!!!!!

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  • really dude cut the butty boy style... you look like you dig justin bieber..which is gay.

  • love you man

  • that bulbasuar is fuckin HUGE!!!!!!

  • BULBASAUR!!!!!!

  • OMG BUBLASOAR!

  • ur hair looks pretty damn gay dude...

  • Great vid, emo kid. Post more often pls.

  • YES. You sang California Gurls.

  • Matt you never let me down. This was epic, and I probably should go change my shorts. xDD

  • lmao! 3:35

  • LOL That was amazing :P:P:P

  • I remember loling at that story in the news.

  • Old old old old news.

    Also, you're trying too hard. Be yourself.

  • @SpeakMouthWords That is himself. Thats who he feels comfortable with.

  • @XrandomxHellosX If someone naturally talked that loud, fast and faux enthusiastic I would probably encourage them to be sectioned.

  • @SpeakMouthWords I do.. -_-

  • i liked your old hair better

  • you know what matt, if you are still continuing your weight loss just remember, your dick will grow atleast 1 inch longer!

  • Still can't juggle :'D

    laughed my ass off

  • Give me your Bulbasaur! I'll marry you! >:D

  • this was hilarious, keep it up :D

  • LOL at ur hair ... star8in it much

  • OHMY GODI LOVE YOUR HAIR!!!

    AND I LOVE YOU!

    YOU ARE FUNNY A SHIT MAN!

  • you wear alot of la ink shirts. please explain

  • lmao this is hilarious

  • wrong convention ass hole! ch-ch pew

  • Batman Punisher 9mm Boom Headshot Ninja Retard Darth Vader... LOL I'M DYING OF LAUGHTER!

  • yays!! ur back!!

  • dude your funny man hope you make it big in the near future

  • Lies! Asian porn doesn't get boring. 

  • @xGeemaa it's just good acting from the screaming asian girls.

  • i like that bulbasaur 

  • LOL, "....and that dog and that lamp..."

  • Keep it up Matt!

  • lmaooo :D

  • cut your hair and then your good lookin' ;D

  • OMG I LOVE YOU

  • I don't think telling Matt a lesbian will make him cut his hair.

    Matt loves lesbians more than anyone in the world.

  • @TheDeathBurger LMAOOO

    

  • Dude. Your hair.

  • Wher hav u been? Also there were some guys in East Hampton, NY who tryed to take a windmill

  • Please Please get a haircut. u look like a lesbian.

  • you look like a lesbian! xD

    im glad u got a new video.

    u need to make more.

  • yeah, where you've been, fkr ??

  • Finally you're back :) please dont do that again!!

  • end song was probably one of the greatest things i've ever heard.

  • OMFG matts back! :D so happy your videos make me laugh so bad

  • lol i love you ha

  • lmao you rule.

  • Are things really going that bad in the Empire? lol

  • hahaahahaahaha

  • is that bulbasaur in the backround?

  • hehe you have to be a retard to listen to madlibs.

  • "Bpnbhnrdv" LOL Im sooooo glad you made a new video :D

  • lol a lot of no life

  • You need to make videos more often man.

  • every time i watch a movie i always imagine robbing a bank dressed as the actor. DONT JUDGE ME. awesome vid as usual. make more. NOW. Dasha needs entertainment.

  • finally a new video.

  • Your hairs looking good :D contrary to what some might say :) aha can't wait for more videos! bpnbhnrdv ftw ^_^

  • Dude, I laughed so hard, I actually cried. DAMMIT GO DO STAND UP SO WE CAN ALL TIVO IT AND LAUGH.

  • W00T

  • Finally a video ... wait wheres my sub :P GOD I'm a pushover LOL.

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