Crysis is a realistic simulation of a swimming exercise gone horribly wrong

[MusicReign]

hahahaha soooo funny :D XD

[NoMoarOxygen]

deadly africanized water

[megnoman]

totoro background?

[JAEProductions1]

Koreans can't swim.

[UniverseIndistries]

KILL IT WITH FIR... wait what?

[inthecrib]

KILL EM ALLLL!!!!! X.X

[DrFrohman]

These guys sound SO FUCKING MUCH like all the Asians from Splinter Cell: Chaos Theory.

[BagelBoi53]

Just like in Mercenaries 2. "ITS THE MERC- AHHHH"

[Xertic94]

0:22 "Grønt skjegg!"

[PlanetaJuegosPC]

1:11 hahahaha

[Melohalo]

0:55 "UNDER- hgh"

[MugiwaraNoGintoki]

@ lol like hell crisis has no bugs except for this. I saw an enemy throwing a grenade at himself and was like: What is this I dont even. *dead*

Then if you kill an enemy near a wall and he loses his weapon, there is a chance the weapon will stuck in the wall and create massive engine lags. This can happen in buildings and even outside

[MugiwaraNoGintoki]

In the german dub version the koreans are fucking racist bastards

[GamerPointZero]

in turkish version they say things like :mayo head !He is fucking coming !

[V45844]

Wessan bastad

[6400loser]

Totoro music :D

[outbreak201]

@1:11 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA XD!!!

[OrangeJuiceGamerRawr]

Me love this movie ^.^

[efgragin]

Fact: North Koreans are never taught how to swim.

Or else theyd all escape.

[superotherguy1]

@efgragin So true XD

[borzo30]

someone should make a mod to stop dying in water by them..they're just as trigens from far cry 1 xd

[asdffesdf]

lol

[Fusiontricks]

1:12 KILL DEM ALL

[ninjaguerra]

darn steam sound >_>

[nutrawk669]

Dry drowning is a very serious problem.

[XcGJamesFFXIII]

It's rather funny seeing every pissed off kid trying to look cool on this video by saying Koreans can't do shit.

[GNFS619916]

-Grenade! *puffs out cheeks*

[sketchek]

fuck yeah totoro music

[DiegoAlanTorres]

UNDER FIRE!!!

*drowns*

[piemanization]

Proof that North Koreans cannot swim.

[GRENTHSNOOB]

1:10 That's some amazing facial expressions

[BloodPhalanX]

FUCK my hand moved towards my task bar when i hear it ._.

[DarkvindFromIllier]

Water, truly the greatest threat in all gaming

[178thbattlegroup]

silly asians cant swim XD

[blazejames47]

Obviously, they're dying by suffocating themselves by holding their breath over water

lol

[Troothforc]

0:51 "Ha, can't get me, under *glug*

[NiVoXE]

the dislike bar is like a ninja, you know it's there but you can't see it!

[shinythingsusa]

Then again_I never really liked Crysis that much in the first place

[VaderGuy9]

Wow... I've never seen a person drown so easily.

[superchairbed]

this makes me want to get te game just for this

[alienmyth543]

Koreans can't swim

[Arex141414]

Impressive A.I.

[marsius70]

note to self : if you are running away from bad guys jump into the water...

[Bili5]

"Under-hoooooooo"

[cheetoman23]

tags

[Marcus60661]

0:45 GRENAEHD! serious face

[jvemPiRe14]

were they trained in the art of slapstick?

[Dnordsmark]

North Koreans cannot into swimming.

[Phoaenix]

@Dnordsmark South Koreans cannot into grammar.

[ZanTheFox]

@Phoaenix Phoernix cannot into joke

[Butterfoogal]

PFFF Wth I totally LMAO'd XD

[superchairbed]

Thumbs up if you rofl on the floor at guy who screamed KILL THEM ALL!!! then drowned second later

cuse i sure did

[Xarrin]

I have never seen better synchronized swimming candidates.

[AwesomeOxtheExploder]

0:53 Combine Bronie.

[Bloxy123]

-starts swimming in water-

...UNDER FIRE!

lolno.

[lopolo42]

Anyone else check their steam at 0:36?

[Tuom4sd]

@lopolo42 Lol was it in video? I thought I was going insane :DD

[CSterrorist]

@lopolo42 I checked it even though I read your comment >:L

[leafthebrave]

@lopolo42 agh! i usually never check my steam when that sound is played in a video, but this time i did :S

[AlexJFennell]

@lopolo42 That's the second time today damn it!

[BerriesMcGOO]

@lopolo42 it was actually at 0:39

[Geophaser]

@lopolo42 I read your comment and STILL checked my steam XD

[Maxbun3]

@lopolo42 i did and my steam wasn't even on

[Zoshi235]

@lopolo42 rats. Becauser I read the comment before it happened, I can't be liker 100.

[TheScyy]

@lopolo42 Yes, yes I did.

[ymen1234]

@lopolo42 OMFG

[zippo718]

AI? More like AS - Artificial Stupidity hurhurhur.

[BL4D3RUNN3R0M3N]

I learned something today.

[deadfishy666]

Hahaha, they didn`t made all animations for that shit!

[shiva1055]

KILL THEM AAAAAAAAAAAAAA- *drown*

[reVRTx]

Totoro music? This video is full of win!

[omgfocker]

1:10 KILL THEM ALL!

[jgoosdh]

best. music. ever.

[onklebert]

pause at 0:37

[MaceH1ndu]

Koreans can't swim

[pikminlord1]

Koreans cannot onto swimming

[Majateka]

@pikminlord1 Koreans cannot into swimming.

[yZarify]

christmas music<3

[3akars]

WTF is happening !

[Crodon]

Thumbs up at video labels

[Cloudgb]

I like this kind of Ai

[wrathofsaiox]

1:12

[xWhatTheBOOMx]

i mean 0:52

[xWhatTheBOOMx]

1:52 can't hide brony!

[WootmansayWOOT]

Im crying in laughter and nearly pissed myself

[xXGOHHH123Xx]

Well no wonder they keep dying, they're holding their breath even when they're above water!

[CaptainPengu]

AOW FINE YOU WESSERN BASSARD

[Specterish]

0:09 I think you mean UNDERWATER!

[Cris1466415846]

*drowning* HULK

[cryssnail]

Microscopic Jellyfish?

[Impulse9090]

Amazing how fitting the music is.

[Archimonde259]

I always knew Koreans were descendants of the Wicked Witch of the West. Well, this just proves it.

[21eny]

Thumbs up for knowing that the music is from Totoro!

[TheBenEEeee]

Little known fact, North Korean soldiers breathe through their anus.

[Alboskiem]

The music's perfect for this.

[Alxmir23]

1.11 lol



[thegeneralpie]

SEEMS LEGIT

[chufu11]

1:11 *sucks in mouth* *yells* KILL THEM ALL LOL

[guil14st]

GRENADE! *puffs cheeks to disguise as a tropical blowfish*

[markquinn111]

@guil14st that is just racist

[MetalSlimeHunt]

It was after this incident that Kim-Jong Il finally realized the benefits of including a swimming and Anti-Wicked Witch Syndrome regiment into his armed forces.

[MrColeknows]

0:51 come my brony? O_O

[Gurgleschlortz]

Press 1 to burn a man who is submerged in water.

[MultiTheRussian]

EPIC SWIMMING FAIL and this is just like gta liberty city and vice city lol :)

[jomann18]

they should stick to playing starcraft.

[pmsherndon]

KILL THEM ALLLLL- hoo! *dead*

[dogstilez]

I'VE PLAYED THAT LEVEL SO MANY TIMES WHY DID I NOT KNOW THIS *goes and plays*

[FunlilPivot]

cramps

[free4fire]

i have beat the first level so many times by just letting every enemy go swimming XD

[KillerDeShelly]

That's why you wait at least an hour after you eat before going swimming

[SuperSaiyanGamerDBZ]

ha

[vavra222]

they died because of massive piss explosion in their bodies. On the beach, there was "Please don´t urinate into the water"

[TROPHYEARNER]

In nearly cried to death in joy with the 'KILL THEM ALL' guy. That was hilarious.

[dakidukno]

They forget to stop holding their breath after they resurface....

[lizard81288]

lol

[Throsor]

Under fire?

Of course they can't swim, they can't even tell the difference between water and fire.

[Marcus60661]

under poot :P 0:53

[fizzxwizz]

water you talking about? they can swim just fine.

[Hurricane2k8]

korea cannot into swimming

[BlackMesa1997]

NEEED... MUSIC

[MayorQwert]

I tried to check my steam messages at 0:39.

[galiant609]

1:09 KILL THEM AAA-humph!

[AbortFlight]

Infinitely better than the Koreans in Homefront: Occupation.

[Coecoo]

ILL FIND YOU YA WESTERN BASTARD

[TheGentlePipe]

Kids: Dad! Can i go swim.

Dad: Do you know how to?

Kids: ... no?

Dad: Come with me boyos.

And so the tragedy of the family remained a secret.

[elvensbane]

@TheGentlePipe LOL.

[Prnnce]

Crysis provides a realistic simulation of life on a island.

JOHN MADDEN

[vierendelen]

I find it so ironic how the first guy at 0:10 was all "UNDER FIREEE" a few seconds before drowning

[Julianpig77]

i'll find you, western bastard

its a damn shame these guys werent in crysis 2

[CaptainPengu]

KILLTHEMALL

HRRBBLGLPGPLP

[chinesemonk]

Someone ignored a steam message at 0:39

[ULTIMADONUT]

02- Tonari no Totoro, thats the line that it comes in for the Soundtrack, thats what was used in this video. Silly, but very effective.

[juanpablotito]

0:52

under HUT!

[SSgtJ0hns0n]

Congratuations. You made this my first true impression of Crysis.

[thenoobfactor]

These guys must need water wings to eat soup.

[CombineHgrunt]

Best Coding 2007.

[clawdtarzhet]

so they just swim around to their deaths?

[slipknotskate1]

Dat A.I

[4DCrunch]

@kongehund FFFFUUUU

[simahasas]

@kongehund yeah me too, damnit

[HALOFREAK31]

typical asian swimmers at bondi beach

[Stalagus]

@kongehund thumbs up if you checked the top comment to see if the steam ding was in the video

[Rolf476]

Keep press 1 and 4 for lol.

[sweettooth80]

XD

[MattHardyMyHero]

face at 1:13. hilarious!

[TwistedComplex]

dem video tags

[Darkshifter98]

His face at 0:36 = Priceless.

[MarkoFPS]

0:40 *checks steam*

[OBEYWEEGEE]

0:54 LOLOLOL

[abramnorm]

I lol'd when I realized where I know that song from.

[theiable]

Haha x)

[falloutfan777]

0:8

UNDER FIRE !!!

More like "Under Water !"

[OJCrush]

1:11

The best

[FlawffleWaffle]

Crysis: Great graphics. AI on the other hand, ehhh... not so much.

[TaRAAASHBAGS]

Ha! Asians may beat us in math and science, BUT WE HAVE TREADING WATER, BITCHEZ!

[Danielkchoi]

-_- Don't underestimate us Koreans since we naturally swim at a depth of about 4ft even in swimming pools and can hold our breath for upwards of a minute.

[DeadEyeDog]

@Danielkchoi We're not understating the Koreans... The AI is. And computers know everything. Sorry, but it looks like you cant hold your breath without dying for about 30 sec

[bobun64]

Totoro song WTF

[Diddleflip329]

1:12 was creepy O_o

[JVincent97]

note to self: if i'm ever confronted by a korean, throw a bucket of water on them.

[XSphynxForEvilX]

cute 0:58

[idkwdya1]

KILL THEM OOOOOOOOOOLLL.........dead....­...

[MrMorax94]

CANT HIDE FROM ME, ON TH- HU

[superaj22]

Category : Sports

[GmlnOrio94]

Why is music from Totoro(from Ghibli) in here? >_>

[mrmax888]

@GmlnOrio94 Cuz the song is awesome.

[Vectorman347]

The music somehow fits perfectly

[Recolation]

and this is why the tsunami in Japan was so effective.

[Lucios1995]

KILL THEM OOOOOOOOOL

*dies*

[TheAndradeCS]

00:37

NO!NO! NOT THE WATER!