Australia Declares War On New Zealand

[Gam3rzulu]

yeah well this is a joke, and a bloody hallarious one at that. but for those of you who are weirdly enough taking it as a legitimate thing, SASR - both Australia and New Zealand have one and they often work together, their small defence force, their army and navy are pretty crack for a small force, we are brothers, and according to the origanal plan for australia, New Zealand would be a state of Aus, (though Western Australia would be a different Country) of course that changed

[SanDan3rdDan]

@Aussiepsycho1 I will fight for them

[punkskater9999]

ok this is mean and stupid

[Gam3rzulu]

@punkskater9999 its a joke, from the gruen transfer, their objective is to try and sell the absolute unsellable, for instance, Australia should Invade New Zealand, Selling Cane Toads as Pets, Drinking your own pee, Why Forieghers shouldnt visit australia but New Zealand instead, things that no one in their right mind would try to advertise, but they do it for comedy and they do it well

[Superstrat1990]

any kiwi person who takes offense to this needs a surgically implanted sense of humour. there is no bloody way we would invade new zealand we are economic and military allies it would screw up BOTH countries completely

[fireyred17]

as if anyone could take on a new zealand. they're like a warrior nation!

all them maori, and they grow uruk hai out of the frikkin ground haha

[RulerofNZ]

89% maori, we dont need no army.

[Superstrat1990]

@RulerofNZ maori's dont count for shit when we can just carpet bomb the entire area from the sky besides they are not really maori's warriors anymore cause most of them live like white people now untribal and modern. i dont mean to be a troll but think more realistically

[buffmancyprus]

@Aussiepsycho1 respect brother, respect!!!!

[Bangeo69]

thats a cricket commercial i think or a beer one

[Gam3rzulu]

@Bangeo69 no their from an Aussie Show called the Gruen Transfer, there is a segment called the pitch where two advertising companies have to try and sell really wacky far out ideas, funny as, this is an example

[verziehen]

I asked a Kiwi what was the capital of NZ and he answered "About $10.50". Actually NZs capital was named after their formal footwear ... the gum boot ...or "Wellington".

[cojodoodoo112233]

ha ha ha im a kiwi but that was funny as and yes our military does suck

[903harman]

lol thats hilarious XD

[TheRichie778]

NOBODY Declares war on NZ ever and noone ever will because we are kind to everyone!!!!!!!!!!

[franktoko]

Aree yes the good ole Kiwi, Aussie love hate relationship.We got Gst.you got gst.we had a sheila for PM now you got a sheila thats a PM what a coincidence eh?The only thing it comes down too is that we got the bledisloe cup. And you have Nothing,ning,zip,or how would you Aussies put it?Frrkkk allll.don't start on the cricket coz thats not looking too good at the moment.And the league well thats another story salary cap breaches we wont go there.next month get ready for another arse kickin.

[casboultone]

@franktoko settle down your just cut this vid is 100% true so you gotta defend your country with sport or something

[Shakesdicke]

@franktoko So when is New Zealand going to get a functional economy too?

[franktoko]

@Shakesdicke New Zealand has got a functioning economy.(Along with the Bledisloe cup) The only thing you should be worried about is when Mc Donalds wants its clown back.The 1 you'se use as a prime minister.

[Shakesdicke]

@franktoko That's funny, because even if John Key wore greasepaint he couldn't have been a bigger clown as when he appeared on Letterman and had a bucket of shit poured on him and NZ.

Still, now that the gloss from the Lord of the Rings has faded I guess your desperate to get anyone come visit the quaint little hobbits of the Shire.

Despite all the constant chest thumping by NZ, no-one in Australia gives a fuck about rugby. NZ only excels in it because of your many big lunkheaded cannibals.

[franktoko]

@Shakesdicke Do i hear the bitching and the moaning of a distraught australian. look here all jokes aside we don't need an air force we don't even really need an army or a navy and do you want to know why? because GOD will DEFEND NEW ZEALAND

[Shakesdicke]

@franktoko A Man for All Season - Robert Bolt:

MORE: "I think that when statesmen forsake their own private conscience for the sake of their public duties they lead their country by a short route to chaos. And we shall have my prayers to fall back on."

WOLSEY: "You'd like that, wouldn't you? To govern the country with prayers?"

MORE: "Yes, I should."

WOLSEY: "I'd like to be there when you try."

[franktoko]

I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.

Albert Einstein

[Shakesdicke]

@franktoko Unfortunately New Zealand's current defence budget only allows for sticks, stones and a crack haka squad that can mustered on 24 hours notice (weekends and public holidays excluded).

[franktoko]

@Shakesdicke lol i'll give that 1 to you even i have to have a bit of a shuckle about that hehe yea good 1 aussie ;D

[Shakesdicke]

@franktoko Cheers to you too, my ANZAC mate. ;-)

[Winnuting]

Why the need for the tanks and jets if they have nothing to fight?

[geffen2885]

0% infantry? Send the sheeps to the frontlines lol xD

[turningundead]

u NZ realise that use are pritty much aussies english setlers went to NZ and settled there as well LOL

[MAD4MEGADETH]

aussies, typical up themselves

[arneybro]

hahaha go back to you convict status you bunch of kangaroo fukas

[johnnybongpuller]

nz is a hole we should just take it over

[thomflan]

That's a bold statement

[crazyelves]

hahaha pretty funny, the only thing is we are slowly invading aussie and they don't even know it... 500,000+ kiwis in aussie and growing 30,000 every year.... not to sure on the maths but im sure it will be our entire population soon lol

[nunga000]

Your not wrong i live in south western victoria near melbourne a real dairy farming area and there are kiwis EVERYWHERE all wearing gumboots into town!

[nicibubbles]

@crazyelves So true! HAHAHHAHA convicts.

[BTPossum]

We decided not to invade NZ when we realised that we'd have nowhere to poach all our best actors and comedians from.....

Here comes 21 million thumbs down for me....

[nicibubbles]

@BTPossum thumbs up =)

[jmaz778]

hahaha classic! any Kiwi's who cant see the funny side of this need to grow a pair. I'm kiwi and i thought it was awesome!

[evermore1088]

rofl! go auzzys

[uponya30]

20 million to 4 million people, just goes to show that aussies are cowards or pussies. Stupid bunch of CONVICTS!

[Mynameisjoel92]

it's a joke you gay cunt.

[dumfuq1]

come on man, are you that stupid that you can't realise this is a joke? If we're convicts you're a pack of cannibals so why don't you just go fuck yourself and take your attitude back to sheep-fucker land huh? fuckwit.

[uponya30]

obviously you can't take a joke from my comment either so you go and fuck yourself ok punk.....

[jettsta2401]

gets a sense of humor this is funny

[KAST3692]

@uponya30 well maybe if all you new zealanders stoped sneaking over here to the better country you might have more people

[Nickmard]

ahaha bring it u penal colonist aussies we will fight u on the beaches, guess what we won the league wolrd cup bahahaha and we dont even want it or care bahahaha priceless

[dumfuq1]

hahah all your women are fat and ugly.

[Nickmard]

your mum is fat and ugly, i just bukkake on her face this morning

[KAST3692]

@Nickmard ahaha wow u got a cup maybe u can sell it to pay for an army or navy haha u know if nz got invaded they would expect australia to go save them

[Nickubus99]

@KAST3692 Kiwis actually only come for the money. Otherwise the general consensus is its shite mate. P.S we have some of the most highly trained and lethal special forces in the world so well done.

[blat]

the movie that baz should of made...