"Fewest dropped calls based on paid statistical analysis. Blah blah blah more small text disclaimer bullshit not valid in Florida or any of the contiguous United States and whatnot. Sex sex sex sex boobies boobies."
@HighTopsGirl3001 your actually kidding me? :L this video is from 2007 and your telling him to shave his mustache ._. look at his modern video's :L That like saying to Shay Carl in his old video's to loose weight lol
Fewest dropped called based on paid statistical analysis. Blah blah blah more small text disclaimer bullshit not valid in Florida or any of the contiguous United States and whatnot. Sex sex sex sex boobies boobies.
...Wait, the symbol for the company looks a squirting "balls and chain" and the catch phrase is "fuhrer dropped calls"...... Thoroughly confused, Toby.
weird how in his older stuff he doesnt give a shit about swearing (see what i did there) nowadays he uploads one tobygames where his says fuck and takes it down almost immediately
"Fewest dropped calls based on paid statistical analysis. Blah blah blah more small text disclaimer bullshit not valid in Florida or any of the contiguous United States and whatnot. Sex sex sex boobies boobies."
fewer dropped calls based on paid satistical analysis. blahblah more small text disclaimer bullshit. not valid in florida (so toby can't have it) or any of the contiguous United States and whatnot. Sex sex sex sex boobies boobies. :D
Oh my God, why does that sound effect at 0:57 with the pupil dilation sound so damn familiar!?!?!? DAMN IT, NOW IT'S GONNA BOTHER ME UNTIL I KNOW WHERE THAT'S FROM!!! @_@ Someone HELP!!! :*(
toby can grow a beard!
evanjoneslol 12 hours ago
he was trying to say "blue". i thought it was a "Liar Liar" reference.
EpicActionAnimations 1 day ago
Haha its funny cause cingular died
TheJofisean 1 day ago
HAHA YES. FINALLY HE SAID SHIT. (back in time of course...)
PureFunk13 1 day ago 7
when did you get a mustash toby
SMOSHrules1999 1 day ago
lol commercial before video was pop tarts
kingdrago007 2 days ago
cut the wire... reminds me of battlefield 3... UHHHH YES! I'M FROM THE FUTURE MOTHERF***ERS!
DeRemp0 2 days ago 2
that singular logo looks like a penis
Apex12Predator 2 days ago 2
toby looks sinister with a mostache ><
PhoenixFlame182 2 days ago 2
Pedo-beard Toby! get yours in stores today!!!!
OrigionalMckraka 2 days ago 2
does the logo at the end look perverted to anyone else?
doodabro9 3 days ago
We need more videos like this his old one or atleast toby make a list of old ones.
chessdrag0n2 3 days ago
0:35 is that a skyrim symbol on the paper?...Huh, must be my imagination >_>
BadonkadonkLover 4 days ago
"Fewest dropped calls based on paid statistical analysis. Blah blah blah more small text disclaimer bullshit not valid in Florida or any of the contiguous United States and whatnot. Sex sex sex sex boobies boobies."
xxsnickerdoodlefairy 4 days ago
I love the mustache and the fact that I thought his pants were going to fall down and he was going to trip
Phangirlsjl 4 days ago
IM LOVING THE MOUSTACHE. PLEASE DO ME.
ChloroformUrMother 4 days ago
MY APARTMENT NUMBER IS 73 :DD
MeesturrMoostash 5 days ago
Haha Singular's icon looked like a penis!
Hatakeguy0 5 days ago
I thought it said cigar commercial.
mysterypersonbc 6 days ago
pedo mustache <3
MrThaSara 6 days ago
his voice is so different! >.<
ligzreadathon 6 days ago
What happened to that alarm clock bomb?
ramenoodles101 1 week ago
anddddd, his pants be saggin the entire time. lol
LESismore8 1 week ago
peheh. classic.
LESismore8 1 week ago
I'm diggin' his moustache. :'D
Jeshii117 1 week ago
why doesnt he through it out of his house hahahahahhahAa
ryanhigafanforlife 1 week ago
Inkpens?! CELLPHONE?! This is where tobys classic PICTURE FACE began.. at least I think. XD
TVRamen 1 week ago
Toby got his shorts at gangster level.
hellonearth1066 1 week ago
0:58 hypno toad?
CerelinSky 1 week ago
the bombsquad dude put paper on the tip of his soldering iron... his home probably burned down
LacticDoug 1 week ago
SHYYT
thecandyman0838 1 week ago
mmmm toby with facial hair <3
raven2401 1 week ago
That was a Niko Bellic "SHIT!"
sayzeem 1 week ago
why does the singular symbol look like a penis O.o lmao nice once toby
Foon476 1 week ago
the color is blue , i can read lips :)
MrMisso5 1 week ago
"Singular: Switch to the netowr with Füher dropped calls." Hehe.
laughwhore47 1 week ago
Nice brostache Toby
TheMonsterguy100 1 week ago
Toby almost looks like James Franco with the facial hair :D
beauxbeau 1 week ago
So glad Toby doesn't have facial hair anymore. Looks creepy and hot at the same time... How does that even work?!
Kerarina 1 week ago
sex sex sex sex boobies boobies
Mandlize 1 week ago
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Sweet number 73, now I know where you liiiifee... heheheeeeee...(evil laugh)
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philip96DK 1 week ago
TOBY! Pull up yo god-damn pants, bro! And shave the mustache...makes you look like a pedophile XD
HighTopsGirl3001 1 week ago
@HighTopsGirl3001 your actually kidding me? :L this video is from 2007 and your telling him to shave his mustache ._. look at his modern video's :L That like saying to Shay Carl in his old video's to loose weight lol
XiWingman 1 week ago
Oh yeah cingular was a thing
therebenoname4me 2 weeks ago
Mustache + Toby, the sexiest thing EVER. :)
JadaLynnWilson 2 weeks ago
hahaha fuhrer dropped calls XD
TheBrothorityFilms 2 weeks ago
He ALWAYS has a lens cap in his pocket....like when performing Floppy Disk on the Floor.
italkcrab 2 weeks ago
TOBY! Pull up yo pants, man!
appelvlog 2 weeks ago 65
@appelvlog this was 5 years ago.. are you an idiot?
Reblertss 2 days ago
@Reblertss You're a friendly fella' aren't you?
appelvlog 2 days ago
i was screaming BLUE TOBY BLUUEEEEEE
MrDudeface23 2 weeks ago
Lol tobys pants were like down past his ass
DiaConverse 2 weeks ago
Fewest dropped called based on paid statistical analysis. Blah blah blah more small text disclaimer bullshit not valid in Florida or any of the contiguous United States and whatnot. Sex sex sex sex boobies boobies.
Lateralus03 2 weeks ago
WHAT THE FUCK IS ON YOUR FACE!!!
rachelisinsane 2 weeks ago
New Cingular Commercial? By TOBY?! *Click* ... (At end of video).... MUSTACHE!!
ammyburgers 2 weeks ago
...Wait, the symbol for the company looks a squirting "balls and chain" and the catch phrase is "fuhrer dropped calls"...... Thoroughly confused, Toby.
freddytheshadowninja 2 weeks ago
tobystache!!
johnny44speedy 2 weeks ago
Toby's a pirate!
fmaestro99 2 weeks ago
its obvious it was the blue one :D
RSYamiNoARuji 2 weeks ago
0:18 sheet!
rsjonm1999 3 weeks ago
Toby's a boss when he says SHIT!!!
Blademaster539 3 weeks ago
1:06 - MAJOR SAGGING
Feeguin 3 weeks ago
@Feeguin Toby was thuggin back then
sonofaballer96 2 weeks ago
Haha furher dropped calls =')
mynameisntrosie 3 weeks ago
Toby...beard...language...
patelmike3535 3 weeks ago
Toby + Moustache = Awesomocity
bentrinick 3 weeks ago in playlist TOBUSCUS!
0:19 toby cursed :O
kilinkrevenge 3 weeks ago
@kilinkrevenge this is one of his older vids, he use to swear in his vids.
DungeonSeigeMaster 3 weeks ago
I love the hypnotoad sound 0:57
88DJam88 3 weeks ago
Nice boxorz :3 1:05
ChickieofPunkRock 3 weeks ago
he reminds me of Damien from makemebad35 in this vid :O
morganfreeman123ify 3 weeks ago
what a pirate arrrr
anetanettt 3 weeks ago
mustache win. I remember cingular...
stdragongrl 3 weeks ago
MUSTACHE IS NO!!!
ThePureawesomness 3 weeks ago
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Sex sex sex boobies boobies
CondemnedGameandVlog 3 weeks ago 12
"SHIT!"
My reaction when his videos end.
crazysuperhero786 3 weeks ago 78
HAHAHA...ah true brilliance guys.
danniivi 3 weeks ago
i nearly pissed myself when i saw Toby with a mustache XD
ianm1229 3 weeks ago
I remember the "Hello Moto" ringtone... wow...
m0llied0llie 4 weeks ago
old school toby is so much more different then present toby lol
amyexpertfan11 4 weeks ago
did anyone else notice that it says at the end "Führer dropped calls".
KFL117 4 weeks ago
@KFL117 umm who didn't
jaizee721 4 weeks ago
@KFL117 i prefer bottom right where it says "sex sex sex boobies boobies"
CalumAlex 3 weeks ago
from now on, im carrying a pair of wire clippers. everywhere.
cronon94 4 weeks ago
one million dollars one million dollars oh yeah its a bomb worth a million dollars im rich but also dead
TheShadowfexx 4 weeks ago
Luv the mustashe
McBlah95 1 month ago
1:53 I was expecting DAA DAA DAA DAA DAA DAA DOO SUBSCRIBE!
ROBLOXains 1 month ago
noooo toby D:
PenguinClubFun 1 month ago
lol moustache
flyingwolf22 1 month ago
Couldnt u read his lips toby? It was the blue one
Josef282 1 month ago
"INK PENS!?" "CEEELLL PHONE?"
ShockofFire 1 month ago
SHIT! THE HELL'S A LENS CAP DOIN' IN MAH POCKET!?
ManyGamer 1 month ago
lol the singular logo looks like a really bad drawn penis with jizz coming out
ImOnSteam 1 month ago
gotta get dat saaaagin
nerddgirl713 1 month ago
hah furher good one toby
Modernwarfaresniper4 1 month ago
nice job toby man!!!!!!
Noam480 1 month ago
is it just me or is does the logo at the end look like a guys.... well..... thing. XD
Maturemanification 1 month ago
toby you look weird
LuigiLego64 1 month ago
nice pedostache mang
DarinWasteland 1 month ago
lml Please dont ever try "swag" again with your pants...
GraphicIsLife 1 month ago
So much advertising in these old videos.
oineom 1 month ago
Toby you swore in the olden days it is sad
IdoneitaFreak 1 month ago
@IdoneitaFreak he was funnier back then
kcs2191 3 weeks ago
i kinda wish toby would go back to these types of videos. i love his new stuff, but these old skits are funny as hell
gwarriorfromhell 1 month ago
Omg pedotoby
Subbotheday 1 month ago
I like the Cingular emblem he used haha
SuperAquaBlaze 1 month ago
dis is ... da old stuff!
TheAnneMone 1 month ago
he sees the box and is immediately like, "YEAH!" while im like, "what if it's a bomb?"
c5214963 1 month ago
Dude sagging Toby, really?
stolentoilet 1 month ago
0:18 XD
purplepenguinness 1 month ago
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purplepenguinness 1 month ago
moobies?
Logan0Dreso69 1 month ago
I love vintage Tobuscus videos :D
Orangemongoose1 1 month ago
He isn't fun in his new videos.
Sledge3651 1 month ago
I love his facial hair in the old videos lol
ElissaSlytherin 1 month ago
Best part : million dollars million dollars million dollars million dollars SHIT its a bomb!
boundsy222 1 month ago
Man, I love the classic Toby videos!!!
tarheelraised 1 month ago
weird how in his older stuff he doesnt give a shit about swearing (see what i did there) nowadays he uploads one tobygames where his says fuck and takes it down almost immediately
vVgaVmanVv 1 month ago
does he have bomb squad on speed dial?
Holycrap791 1 month ago
anyone else see that all i want for Christmas is Tobuscus add?
ScoSinfield 1 month ago
He probably copy-pasted those stuff in the desc from wikipedia.
zorkypoo 1 month ago
FIVE STARS FOR CUSTOM BOMB PROP
nope
bangNL94 1 month ago
lol
evilchance2011 1 month ago
Manstache
Topdogefex 1 month ago
Moustache
dieskie2479 1 month ago
If I didn't know any better, I would say that this is not my Tobuscus. lol
TheCheese909 1 month ago
Tobuscus marathon: Episode #12
Guatexican8 1 month ago in playlist More videos from Tobuscus
is it just me or does the singular logo look like a penis jizzing O.o
GamingNoobto1337 1 month ago
Ahh scruffy toby <3
windchill1belle 1 month ago
I BeardToby. He's smexy.
BatmansFavoriteGirl 1 month ago
And I thought Toby's only known curse word was: NUGGETS, sometimes followed by NUGGETS.
BatmansFavoriteGirl 1 month ago
"Fewest dropped calls based on paid statistical analysis. Blah blah blah more small text disclaimer bullshit not valid in Florida or any of the contiguous United States and whatnot. Sex sex sex boobies boobies."
Toby is a comedic genius.
ThatWeirdGirlWhoActs 1 month ago
toby... he... he swore...
Gulimtahnd 1 month ago
fewer dropped calls based on paid satistical analysis. blahblah more small text disclaimer bullshit. not valid in florida (so toby can't have it) or any of the contiguous United States and whatnot. Sex sex sex sex boobies boobies. :D
zxcllvbyjuj 1 month ago
OOHH!!! Toby has a moooooosetache!!! :D
Dragonbreathopal13 1 month ago
LOL
At the end look at the tiny text at the bottom of the screen.
And the Singular symbol looks like...
Coldfire242 1 month ago
CINGULAR!? This is video should be in a museum!
Jojoateyt 1 month ago
Toby as a douche bag.
LongLiveMusic98 1 month ago
AAGH!! TOBY...HAS...EPICSTACHE
BULLETH0leProduction 1 month ago 57
Lol, there's his patchy Johnny Depp thing going on.
Manimeluvr 1 month ago in playlist More videos from Tobuscus
he has a moustache!
YouMayCallMeMaster 1 month ago
Mustachebuscus??? WOAH!
samilio412 1 month ago
GOATIEBUSCUS!!
QwirkmanGaming 1 month ago
MUSTACHE
bloodyamericans 1 month ago
I like his videos, and out of curiosity I started watching his older videos. I think they're better then his new ones.
PoopInUrFaces 1 month ago
Is that gabuscus?
samhensley 1 month ago
Toby pull up yo pants!
XxILoveRayWJxX 1 month ago 68
@XxILoveRayWJxX no no pull them down :P
MrsLilithDarkmoon 1 month ago
You should make a channel just for us... the older part of the audience!
thenofxer 1 month ago 2
tobustache
MrPotatoFred 1 month ago 2
:OO Bad Toby
LovePeaceMemories 1 month ago
Oh my God, why does that sound effect at 0:57 with the pupil dilation sound so damn familiar!?!?!? DAMN IT, NOW IT'S GONNA BOTHER ME UNTIL I KNOW WHERE THAT'S FROM!!! @_@ Someone HELP!!! :*(
PyrozPlayground 1 month ago
@PyrozPlayground Hypnotoad
MrTimAllmighty 1 month ago
@MrTimAllmighty Oh God! That's it! I knew it was something easy. lol Thank you!
PyrozPlayground 1 month ago
Damn, this mosacra looks like Jim Carey at 0:03...
PyrozPlayground 1 month ago
haha this older Toby is awesome. He swore and he didn't care what his audience thought about it.
rockworm503 1 month ago
it's the same bomb that is in "the wii is gone" at the start.
MegaSafc123 1 month ago
1:05 Pull up yo pants boy!!
TheNInjaEmma 1 month ago
dadadodadoodoodooo subscribe *spinning penis*
afrojackgeak 1 month ago
Toby, I love the old you... and the new you.... I guess you could say that I love you. That's not weird.
AwkwardNinja98 1 month ago
Don't ever, EVER, grow a mustache like that again.... EVER NEVER NEVER!
c0reNellie 1 month ago 2
Nice boxers.
BeachEmm77 1 month ago
the small text....at the bottom of the screen at 1:44....AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
aquamarinexeyes 1 month ago
"exploded guy: toby turner"
teapartieseverywhere 1 month ago
OH MY GOD
FACIAL HAIR
xxxKreaWilde 1 month ago
Toby looks a bit creepy with the mustache... I bit pervy...
Love your videos though!! :D
XXXXSandOOOOS 1 month ago
Oh cute, this vid is so old Toby links to his Myspace page.
Keitaurin 1 month ago
That awkward moment when you realize that the bomb is paper.
jdkill6698 1 month ago
Toby swearing doesn't sound right. :\
ShaniaMuller 1 month ago
Exploded Guy: Toby Turner.
xD
PyroBlitz 1 month ago
lol cingular isn't even a company anymore
CageMatchRunnerUp 1 month ago in playlist More videos from Tobuscus
Porn stache, pants halfway off his ass, and swearing. I think I love the old toby
Alchemyfreak990 1 month ago 25
Anyone notice the small text at the bottom of the screen at 1:46? Lol
RachelHewett 1 month ago
"Million dollars, Million dollars, Million dollars....SHIT"
HaseoTakaeda 1 month ago
MOUSTACHE
dieskie2479 1 month ago
hahaha! look at his trousers!
BeckyMayx 1 month ago
lol...1:05 pants on the ground ;)
craZgirl1091 1 month ago
anyone else notice the cingular logo looks a dick cumin ?
riseup274 1 month ago
SPONSER!!!!!
ShermanFinwinkle 1 month ago
MOE'BUSCUS
XpecTAFire 2 months ago
just hold x...
WillWorkForFood889 2 months ago
'STACHEBUSCUS!
TheTrojantroy 2 months ago
The Tobustache... Hell yeah...
CameronMaxfield 2 months ago 3