There are eyes printed lightly on top of the eyelids so if you stare at one spot on it long enough for your retinas to start to burn you should see it.
lmfaooo i got al this stuff on my lap right now!...im like umm,shud i do this? is God go be mad at me? am i boutta be possessed?!?! shud i burn it!?!?! lolbs
yeah like that happened I just got one and I just looked at his eyes and his eyes appeared slowly and I kneeled on it...I did not ask for money though.
omfg I was just thinking about this video at work today and couldn't stop giggling. So of course I had to look it up right when I got home. It's still hilarious! XD
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Wait, was this made with the book Coraline in mind? I don't know if it had the button-eyes and creepy thing in it, but I know this was made before the movie...way before the movie...weird...
you know when ppl say lol but really thier face is like =| ~ lmao i actually leaned towards my laptop when i laughed XD zomg! brilliant.....AND AGAIN ON THE SECOND GO ! XDX !!!!
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Hmmm. I don't want to throw gasoline on the fire but here I go. Isn't is possible humans just can't comprehend that something always existed? And if you believe that energy can neither be created or destroyed then where did god or anything come from? So basically what I'm saying in my convoluted fashion is that it's not very smart to argue that it doesn't make sense that things have always existed when religous people obviously believe that god always existed and created everything.
I think that the church printing paper Jesuses with lies like he will look at you, or say Jesus 3 times and your cancer is gone, or send our church 1000 dollars and Jesus will help you pay off your house and bills is more sacrilegious then this little joke could ever be.
I'm also pretty sure that's what he was pointing out here instead of dissing someone's religion. Also it shouldn't matter what his beliefs are you either like him or you don't. People who judge by belief system are the people that cause hate. I think that people should be free to believe what they want, and I won't see myself as above or below them, if they're a good person I'll be their friend.
that...scared me so such! like a puppy backing away from somthin it know will scare it but stupidly comtinues look...GAHH STORY OF MY LIFE IN THE LAST 5 SECONDS!! *shaking* not kool
Yes. Obviously I am a female faggot who enjoys taking it up the ass, and clearly I am a Jew despite the fact the fact that ... oh. I find all religion to be bullshit.
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I don't stand alone on the Word of God. But I listen to him and I love him. And I listen to reasoning. But I don't just use reasoning to know God's out there. I've seen His miracles. I'm sorry you can't recognize them, and I will be praying for you. Faith does not mean "proove it", but I think God's given all the proof we need. And does science proove that millions of humans (Christians) are stupid? I think not.
wellll.....then youtube is a deadly sin. deal with it. it called COMEDY. you laugh! ha. ha. haaa. it feels good. when u laugh. im sure it'd be a miracle if you figured out comedy.
...and if you don't comprehend, what it REALLY means(you shall not covet your neighbor's wife) is not to DWELL in the feeling for a woman who's not your own. Temptation's not wrong. It's how you act on that feeling. And 1 more thing...how come Christians have been around, for like, EVER? And we can trace the Popes back to the apostles. Come on, think, man.
I knew it Shonem...you deny God because you want to do whatever you want. No, it's not a sin to think any woman's attractive or even sexy. So you really DON'T pay attention to the Bible. Sorry, but this shoudn't be a 1 way conversation.
i believe in evolution, just to a certain extent. and i'm completely aware that things change. it's just...man, where did the universe begin? and Christianity's been around forever. i am open to think that God might've alowed evolution to happen between each of the 7 days. we don't know. but i do know that you and me, Greenblur08, are standing up for hope and paradise. atheism...i don't understand what is being stood up for.
sooo, let me get this straight, now Jesus wants you to kneel on him? I have a talking Jesus barbie doll from WalMart & he doesn't say that. You should get one, they are fun!!
uh....so I look to my left and see the exact same prayer rug on my wall.
yknow how it says "Do not keep it."?
I kept it. Because it's a sweet jesus picture. I put it upon my wall, surrounded by a lot of other pictures that make its placement there rather ironic.
just fyi...neil i'm not trying to convert you or anything. or anyone else. i just get pissed at people who claim that God doesn't exist. so i hope everyone can understand that. i was pretty mad, and i still am a bit, but i know neil isn't a bad guy. i have made jokes about other religions but i don't think they suck or anything. :)
Just because you have a complete lack of knowledge about actually science doesn't mean you can claim it's bullshit and jump on an insvisable nut sack claiming.
"Well if this has no proof than this thing which also has no proof must be true!!!"
Why is that anyway?
You need no proof yet you claim science has none.
what should that matter to such a sheep as yourself?
What are you talking about? There's plenty of scientific evidence to indicate that life was created (or, more specifically, that life could not have arose spontaneously). The evidence of science also indicates a creator (be it god or something else).
I thought the same thing you did when I read your post just now. "The hell is he talking about?"
If you look at it with your mind set it does.
I myself can't see how you think that.
Tell me why every book on evolution and life and how the universe came to be, comepletely disagrees with you. (aside from those written by people who just so happen to follow the bible or some such holy text)
There's plenty of evidence of intelligent design. Just look at the eye.
According to Darwin, that eye evolved from a bunch a random mutations, followed by natural selection. However, that doesn't make any sense, because an eye has what we sane people like to call, "irreducible complexity." There's is simply no way that the eye could have evolved from a simpler system. Some people say the eye started out as a patch of light-sensitive cells. However, how can you go from light sensitive cells to
a working eye, with rods and cones? If a random mutation allowed those light-sensitive cells to capture images, how do you get a brain that can process those images?
Do you realize what the chances are of a working eye system randomly appearing in the next generation without any kind of direction at all are? Uh, none. Zero. Nada. Squat.
The only way an eye could have arose is through direction from some external force. Heh, funny, sounds kinda like...
So let me get this straight: I'm a moron, because I've ignored the massive amounts of data that indicates that the eye evolved. In the meantime, YOU don't have to read any of the numerous scientific papers regarding Intelligent Design, because of course you KNOW that you viewpoint is right.
Am I missing something here? 'Cause it sounds like you're accusing me of being narrow minded and ignoring the facts, while doing the same thing yourself...
You think what I read is a bunch of bull, and vice versa.
So we can't really count that in now can we?
Also, I said your a moron because you are too simple minded to imagine the eye evolving, but you think there is some mighty godlike being in the sky far greater than anything in existance so much so that he can create existance in the first place.
And this person cares if you think your friends wife is hot?
I'm accusing you, of being unable to even stray two feet away from your beliefs.
Okay. Irreducible complexity. Since you don't know what it means let me explain. It means that a system within an orgasm can't be reduced to any smaller parts and still have function. Evolution says something mutates within a species, is beneficial, and is more likely to be carried on genetically. You can't have a rod or cone cell, with no optic nerve, lense etc., they are all essential. Science makes no attempt to explain it (which is fine) but don't quote "piles of books"
and "many actually studies" that you haven't read. It sounds to me like you seem unable to stray 2 feet away from your beliefs (read senseless misunderstanding of science). There are at least 2 sides to every question, and it sounds like you could benefit from a little reading. First, google evolution (and the differences between macro and micro). Also google scientific evidence for creation. Obviously there's plenty of bias, but inform yourself, and be open to what science there really is.
I like how you dance around my claims of been nowhere out of eye shot of the bible in your beliefs.
If you couldn't even make the cliam the science kinda sorta maybe showed some small ounce of lean to a god or godlike being, you would still be argueing with me here right now.
But atleast you wouldn't be jacking off about the eye so much. (That evolved by the way)
Science is starting to explain more and more as time goes by, atleast smart people are giving it a shot.
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How on EARTH would you know if the eye evolved!? Were you there? Did you see it magicly transform from a patch of light-sensitive cells!? Honestly.
What I want you to do is explain how the eye evolved. Right now. Do it. Step-by-step, explain how the eye originated and how it became as complex as it is today. Go ahead. Any time now.
Yeah, that's what I thought. And by the way, Intelligent Design IS science. It's trying to explain the phenomena of Irreducible Complexity.
Trial and error, so to speak, starting with the least evolved form of life with an eye, the arthropods. Evolution is a series of naturally selected traits due to genetic mutations and favorable surroundings for some of said traits, for instance, Darwin's finches. Some of these finches had beaks too large or too small for food on some islands, which is why there is a different variety on those islands. nobody can trace the exact path of evolution, though, due to gaps in fossil records.
"That's what I thought" tell me, how on earth can I respond to you, in the middle of your typing?
Moron.
ALSO, just look up Evolution of the eye on wikipedia.
I know, I know, it's not the bible, just give it a try man, it's a good site.
Also, Intelligent Design is not science, it's just a way for people to pretty up the over used vomited out three words that have belittled debate for years.
First of all, relax. You're going to be okay. If you can't debate reasonably, no one will hold it against you. I looked up your wikipedia article. As evidence, it gives te variety of eyes today. So eyes of eagles, bees, and people being different is "scientific proof." The article concedes that complex eyes were found in the Cambrian fossils, claims eye spots were their predecessors, after already conceding (rightfully) that even early Cambrian fossils are rare (don't worry, have faith).
Interesting also how the Cambrian explosion, according to scientists used to be "a short period of time" in which most animal life appeared suddenly, now has evolved to "millions of years" with rare references to previous stipulations. Afraid? The article then just says it happened, without any evidence at all (similar to several popular documentaries on the subject). Darwin said eye evolution was "absurd in the highest possible degree." But it can be imagined he said.
You just keep proving that you only take whats right infront of you, and take everything in stride even when it proves you wrong.
Also, reasonably?
You don't have the slightest ounce of reason in your body.
It's just sad that you need proof for your god, I thought he was above all that, yet you cling to any "scientific" evidence for him, hailing it as a real study, then ignore the credibility of people who do evolutionary studies.
So my question is, why is it that you ignore the evidence for evolution, and not for a god, yet you are trying to prove man shows gods existance with science.
It would seem to me your only defining point is the bible, but then why look for proof in books if man can be wrong?
I mean you really don't care what any scientist has to say, unless it's about god.(being real that is)
i know everyone has there beliefs, but it JUST an eye you dont have to believe but let other people do as they please, but you may prove a poin weather i or others believe or not, im not going to say
How life could have spawned spontaneously: The Carbon and Hydrogen in the atmosphere combined, creating simple organic compounds, these compounds mixed with other elements and compounds in the atmosphere, creating more complex compounds, which would eventually arrange themselves into different organelles, and the product of this process is an archeobacteria. And then there is the absorbing of bacteria by other bacteria, which would explain some energy organelles such as mitochondria.
That'd be all fine and good, but you're missing a crucial step. Yeah, elements can combine to create proteins, but so far the step from protein to actual life has evaded us. So it's a no-go there.
There are more organic compounds than proteins, such as fats and lipids, carbohydrates, nucleic acids, and anything with carbon and hydrogen. But random generation is just a theory. Personally, I tend to believe that life was "brought" to earth on a meteorite that broke off of Mars, since it has been proven that Mars has at least at some point housed archeobacteria, the most basic form of life.
Just to add something to the end here, since I'm sure you wont have anything worth my time to respond to in your next post.
"Did you see it magicly transform from a patch of light-sensitive cells"
You see, I don't follow the bible or a holy text, I know things don't magicly happen, so don't speak of a complex transformation that took years and years to complete in such a simple way, or else you just seem simple minded and stupid....er.
hey people...exactly what evidence shows that life began from NOTHING? was the universe just HERE or what? well, lemme just say this...everything outside of what you can comprehend is God's doing. the start of EVERYTHING, man.
I think, it's not that much about Jesus but about this strange letter and rug. It's more about strange people sending you strange paper rugs with jesus printed onto. So don't be offended by every little thing that has to do with yout or anyone else's religion, it only makes life much more stressed.
To me it seems like just a joke...I sincerely doubt he's trying to offend people, and if he offended you don't whine about it above others who have whined about it...¬¬
Wow! People are really going to hate me for this one, but it is amazing how many people are offended by this video! Jesus didn't die for your sins, he died because he defied the Roman empire! And if all people are gods children, what makes Jesus so special? And I don't believe that any one being could be omnipotent! With all of our knowledge of science and the world around us, how can anyone even believe in god anyway? Is there even purpose to religion anymore? While I'm at it, there is no god!!
Hey you can have your own beliefs, that's fine, but you shouldn't say things like that. Religion is very important to some people, and if you thought people would hate you for writing that why did you?
It's not like people are trying to make you join their religion. There's no need to insult them.
And Neil's video, I mean sure it was making a bit of a joke but it's not like he was saying people shouldn't have a religion or anything.
man, i really like your creations but i don't find this too funny. hey neil, if you're an atheist i understand you don't think it's bad cause you don't think Jesus is real. but i've seen people healed before my eyes at healing services and it was no joke. you don't want to beleive death is the end, do you?
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I said thanking him for NOOOOTT making you paralysed, deaf or blind! God gave you the abbility to read! thank him for that and use it for the glory of him!
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I don't like how peopel like you, niel, mock jesus when you shoudl thank him for the talents and abillities he has given you! thank him for letting you not be paralyzed, or blind, or deaf! that was not funny, but just sad..
Neil Inspires you, btu he sickens me.. Jesus DIED for us, and yet you act like Neil is a god.. and I bet that God is going to forgive you for that, because he is merciful..
Well, this is a bit off topic, but you spelled loathe wrong. Loath means reluctant to do something whilst loathe means to dislike intensely. I would also like to say that though I may not entirely like the content of this video, I do believe it is very creative and should not be treated as if it was the epitome of unholiness...Thanks for reading through this wall of text.
wtf
Marksman579 2 months ago
well, that was... uh..
BigWhoopStudios 5 months ago
i have looked at these a million times and i can not see it...I hope a piece of paper doesn't prove if you have faith or not...
byakugan03 5 months ago
@byakugan03
There are eyes printed lightly on top of the eyelids so if you stare at one spot on it long enough for your retinas to start to burn you should see it.
nimbleline 4 months ago
i jumped
TheEclipselov15 6 months ago 2
You look like Fred!
PADDIOWILLIAMS 6 months ago
lmfaooo i got al this stuff on my lap right now!...im like umm,shud i do this? is God go be mad at me? am i boutta be possessed?!?! shud i burn it!?!?! lolbs
ccyungin 6 months ago
yeah like that happened I just got one and I just looked at his eyes and his eyes appeared slowly and I kneeled on it...I did not ask for money though.
Heavenlyange10 6 months ago
I have a prayer rug but that is not going to happen.
Heavenlyange10 6 months ago
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just another scam.
lunabranwen 6 months ago
HEY
I'M JESUS
karpinskijd 8 months ago
i jumped
zboe100 9 months ago
i found that exact same one in my house when the renters moved out! never saw his eyes open.
lost4life1234 9 months ago
Neil, I got mine today. I cut his eye out and put in on my door ontop of the peephole
MikeMytnick 10 months ago 3
I totally just got one of these. The rest of the letter is just as scary as the Jesus mat
And yea, it's totally not a scam. They just want your money.
nimbleline 10 months ago
Oh I get it... NEIL on me. Very clever. :P
legomovieman94 1 year ago 5
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jesus christ is king of all!
bass109 1 year ago
just Buttons?
j0hnnyh1 1 year ago
Jesus is fucking creepy, man. D:
Sonoskeakigawa 1 year ago 3
lol the anticipation made it so much funnier
ZonkedxSupremo 1 year ago
I turned down my audio because I thought this would be one of those loud scream pranks.
NotASpatula 1 year ago 2
Jeez i wish you were my boyfriend . :]
NikkiNightmareRocks 1 year ago
omfg I was just thinking about this video at work today and couldn't stop giggling. So of course I had to look it up right when I got home. It's still hilarious! XD
KuroKakumei 1 year ago
Neil your soooooooooo HOT!!!!! <3 you!
SparksHinata 1 year ago
See This, this is why I don't believe in god.
Neil you are awesome:)
richardidntwantodie 1 year ago
Crap that scared me.
SpellCrec 1 year ago
Lol I thought it was going to go RAAAA!
thefakeclare 1 year ago
NO WAY. I got that same exact prayer rug. Your videos never fail to amaze me. c:
Cupkaykey 1 year ago 3
That scared me so badly. I was really close to the screen
fregglover 1 year ago 2
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hippy9440 1 year ago
Omg! its like the movie Coraline! buttons for eyes!
Alvinwhatup2 1 year ago
@Alvinwhatup2 OR, maaaybe it's like the BOOK Coraline, which the movie was based on.
foreverbells 1 year ago
@foreverbells true true
Alvinwhatup2 1 year ago
Blasphemy is hilarious!
TheMagicalNobody 1 year ago 7
That was terrifying...
Especially since Im a buddist..
degubamboo 1 year ago 3
HAPPY VALENTINES DAY NEIL!!!!!!!! <3
bamananafoofoo 1 year ago
"Hey there, I'm Jesus!" ROFL.
meshumekha 1 year ago 7
I hope I never get one of those.
Randomist77 2 years ago 7
it's the critic intro sound!
Limabeans1 2 years ago
I got one of those yesterday. I ripped it to shreds, and when I dropped the last shred in the trash, I said "Amen".
mythrilmoth 2 years ago
i got it too today
ORbpt008 2 years ago
Beware the purple Jesus.
I've gotten one of those in the mail before too. It is kinda creepy.
devilpoet 2 years ago 6
Oh, Neil is SO cute ^^
BellatrixAmaya 2 years ago 41
i love it i love it
boboblaster999 2 years ago
i love it i love it too myes
gangstamoocrew 2 years ago
lol
boboblaster999 2 years ago
Hey there, I'm Jesus
Lol.
06simpry 2 years ago
Umm...... That's .... Nice ..... I guess.......
nightowl072894 2 years ago
that rug really tied the room together, did it not?
OCASSROCK 2 years ago 5
Wait, was this made with the book Coraline in mind? I don't know if it had the button-eyes and creepy thing in it, but I know this was made before the movie...way before the movie...weird...
JubJubtheWonderHippo 2 years ago
NEIL ON ME
josswhedon692 2 years ago 3
i knew something like that was gonna happen
wicketyspickety 2 years ago 2
LMAO thats perfect!!
MIGHTYNlNTENDOMAN 2 years ago
buttons? i use to live in oklahoma... matthews church? never heard of it
fanypacktastic 2 years ago
I know this is just a comedy and I shouldent take it seriously, but I am sort of offended.
OoSmileyFace 2 years ago
I literally pissed myself!!!
KittyKatKeeper 2 years ago 5
this seriously scared me! haha that's amazing! great job!
Yaya0Hikari0forever 2 years ago
jesus's animated mouth looks like neil's
BondableSnowman 2 years ago
the eyes scared me!
SimpliiVH 2 years ago
I've been watching that for two years. The moment the eyes open still makes me wet myself to this day.
DanM25456 2 years ago
ZOMFG!!!!! ~
I possitively wet myself
at 1:16 omg, i LITTERALLY lol'd
you know when ppl say lol but really thier face is like =| ~ lmao i actually leaned towards my laptop when i laughed XD zomg! brilliant.....AND AGAIN ON THE SECOND GO ! XDX !!!!
you my friend are brilliant! XD !
xXxLucexXxPaynexXx 2 years ago
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Hmmm. I don't want to throw gasoline on the fire but here I go. Isn't is possible humans just can't comprehend that something always existed? And if you believe that energy can neither be created or destroyed then where did god or anything come from? So basically what I'm saying in my convoluted fashion is that it's not very smart to argue that it doesn't make sense that things have always existed when religous people obviously believe that god always existed and created everything.
Godziller66 2 years ago
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i wish you would take this video off :(
Warbash22 2 years ago
You, my friend, have a very lovely bone structure and profile.
Just thought I'd let you know :D
AllyCoobs 2 years ago 5
I think that the church printing paper Jesuses with lies like he will look at you, or say Jesus 3 times and your cancer is gone, or send our church 1000 dollars and Jesus will help you pay off your house and bills is more sacrilegious then this little joke could ever be.
chabooboo 2 years ago
I'm also pretty sure that's what he was pointing out here instead of dissing someone's religion. Also it shouldn't matter what his beliefs are you either like him or you don't. People who judge by belief system are the people that cause hate. I think that people should be free to believe what they want, and I won't see myself as above or below them, if they're a good person I'll be their friend.
chabooboo 2 years ago
that...scared me so such! like a puppy backing away from somthin it know will scare it but stupidly comtinues look...GAHH STORY OF MY LIFE IN THE LAST 5 SECONDS!! *shaking* not kool
kibbylee 2 years ago
I find the idea of the video a little funny, but the kneel on me I thought was just kind of sackreligous...
BTW what religion are you anyway?
sitbunnynow 2 years ago 3
Those creepy Coraline eyes . . .
KathyGurl14 2 years ago 38
i found that offensive as i am christien neil yuo let me down man
swishandflicker54 2 years ago
JERK!
XOBlackCatOX 2 years ago 3
thats so sackreligous
2ndsopranoandproud 2 years ago 6
Creepy - bet the prayer rug wanted something ?!!! to blow..... =-)
Key2Be 2 years ago 4
I have received a mat of that very style. I just threw mine away...
beautyliedead 2 years ago 4
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are u stupid y would throw that kind of thing away are you jewish or are u just a fag
gemcutie105 2 years ago
Yes. Obviously I am a female faggot who enjoys taking it up the ass, and clearly I am a Jew despite the fact the fact that ... oh. I find all religion to be bullshit.
beautyliedead 2 years ago 5
marry me, oh dyke kike.
HerrSchenkel 2 years ago
Haha :) I thought dyke kike was for the person who just fanboyed over the ladies who like ladies?
beautyliedead 2 years ago
I knew something was about to happen... but with Niel, you just don't ever can figure out WHAT will happen..
Scared me though. :( Haha!
heyisaura 2 years ago
hahaha, lucky me who looked on the coments before watching the video, or i'd faint xD
about the jesus discussion, i just think everyone should keep their beliefs and none-beliefs to themself and be open minded.
lakritscaten 2 years ago
wouldn't this be making fun of jesus ?
childishyoutubber 2 years ago
im never gonna do drugs again
Sat2092 2 years ago 5
Creepy creepy creepy! Makes me want to burn any letter with any sort of religious reference on the envelope! But still funny! lol
MoonlightRose1354 2 years ago 4
LMAO! that freaked me out...(:
IaMeDwArDcUlLeNsGrL 2 years ago 3
lmao i got one of those things, the little card thing told us to burn it.
it its just creepy
duckyofrubber 2 years ago
scaaaary!!
azngirl44 2 years ago
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I don't stand alone on the Word of God. But I listen to him and I love him. And I listen to reasoning. But I don't just use reasoning to know God's out there. I've seen His miracles. I'm sorry you can't recognize them, and I will be praying for you. Faith does not mean "proove it", but I think God's given all the proof we need. And does science proove that millions of humans (Christians) are stupid? I think not.
fireninja237 2 years ago
wellll.....then youtube is a deadly sin. deal with it. it called COMEDY. you laugh! ha. ha. haaa. it feels good. when u laugh. im sure it'd be a miracle if you figured out comedy.
jefuhfa 2 years ago 5
that's super-scary
mirmadoise 2 years ago
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Rin1422 2 years ago
...and if you don't comprehend, what it REALLY means(you shall not covet your neighbor's wife) is not to DWELL in the feeling for a woman who's not your own. Temptation's not wrong. It's how you act on that feeling. And 1 more thing...how come Christians have been around, for like, EVER? And we can trace the Popes back to the apostles. Come on, think, man.
fireninja237 2 years ago
I knew it Shonem...you deny God because you want to do whatever you want. No, it's not a sin to think any woman's attractive or even sexy. So you really DON'T pay attention to the Bible. Sorry, but this shoudn't be a 1 way conversation.
fireninja237 2 years ago
i believe in evolution, just to a certain extent. and i'm completely aware that things change. it's just...man, where did the universe begin? and Christianity's been around forever. i am open to think that God might've alowed evolution to happen between each of the 7 days. we don't know. but i do know that you and me, Greenblur08, are standing up for hope and paradise. atheism...i don't understand what is being stood up for.
fireninja237 2 years ago
sooo, let me get this straight, now Jesus wants you to kneel on him? I have a talking Jesus barbie doll from WalMart & he doesn't say that. You should get one, they are fun!!
HeadNtheClouds 2 years ago
there is no atheism without God.
nuff said.
fireninja237 2 years ago
This is going to haunt my dreams tonight...
And for some reason, this reminds me of a musical called "Little Shop of Horrors."
"Feeeeed me, Seymour..."
Greenblur08 2 years ago
lol yeah it sounds like audrey 2
broadwaybaby140 2 years ago
I DONT CARE WHAT BELIEFS YOU PEOPLE HAVE. NEIL PROBABLY WASNT MAKING AN ATHEIST VIDEO!!!! Good video anyway, Neil
iluvdommonaghan13 2 years ago 3
KNEEEL ON MEE.
Neverhooder 3 years ago
LOL!!!!!!!
fuckin' jesus.
chordsandcolour 3 years ago
uh....so I look to my left and see the exact same prayer rug on my wall.
yknow how it says "Do not keep it."?
I kept it. Because it's a sweet jesus picture. I put it upon my wall, surrounded by a lot of other pictures that make its placement there rather ironic.
AmyThugnasty 3 years ago
You win good sir. Neil on me indeed XD
cherri202 3 years ago 2
that was just creepy out the butt. i even knew that something weird was going to happen and it still got me. lol
Truecolours333 3 years ago
just fyi...neil i'm not trying to convert you or anything. or anyone else. i just get pissed at people who claim that God doesn't exist. so i hope everyone can understand that. i was pretty mad, and i still am a bit, but i know neil isn't a bad guy. i have made jokes about other religions but i don't think they suck or anything. :)
fireninja237 3 years ago
Just because you have a complete lack of knowledge about actually science doesn't mean you can claim it's bullshit and jump on an insvisable nut sack claiming.
"Well if this has no proof than this thing which also has no proof must be true!!!"
Why is that anyway?
You need no proof yet you claim science has none.
what should that matter to such a sheep as yourself?
Shonem 3 years ago
What are you talking about? There's plenty of scientific evidence to indicate that life was created (or, more specifically, that life could not have arose spontaneously). The evidence of science also indicates a creator (be it god or something else).
Greenblur08 2 years ago
I thought the same thing you did when I read your post just now. "The hell is he talking about?"
If you look at it with your mind set it does.
I myself can't see how you think that.
Tell me why every book on evolution and life and how the universe came to be, comepletely disagrees with you. (aside from those written by people who just so happen to follow the bible or some such holy text)
So, no there isn't, and no it doesn't.
!!!evidence of science!!! I think not.
Shonem 2 years ago
There's plenty of evidence of intelligent design. Just look at the eye.
According to Darwin, that eye evolved from a bunch a random mutations, followed by natural selection. However, that doesn't make any sense, because an eye has what we sane people like to call, "irreducible complexity." There's is simply no way that the eye could have evolved from a simpler system. Some people say the eye started out as a patch of light-sensitive cells. However, how can you go from light sensitive cells to
Greenblur08 2 years ago 2
a working eye, with rods and cones? If a random mutation allowed those light-sensitive cells to capture images, how do you get a brain that can process those images?
Do you realize what the chances are of a working eye system randomly appearing in the next generation without any kind of direction at all are? Uh, none. Zero. Nada. Squat.
The only way an eye could have arose is through direction from some external force. Heh, funny, sounds kinda like...
Greenblur08 2 years ago 2
Just because your too much of a moron to understand things that complex doesn't mean they can't happen, because clearly they did.
Just because what you see and feel in the world is the way it is, doesn't mean it couldn't of turned out differently.
But I can tell your just too simple minded to grasp the concept of things like that.
There are piles of books, and many actually studies that prove that the eye evolved.
Just because you don't take the time to look it up, doesn't make it so.
Shonem 2 years ago
So let me get this straight: I'm a moron, because I've ignored the massive amounts of data that indicates that the eye evolved. In the meantime, YOU don't have to read any of the numerous scientific papers regarding Intelligent Design, because of course you KNOW that you viewpoint is right.
Am I missing something here? 'Cause it sounds like you're accusing me of being narrow minded and ignoring the facts, while doing the same thing yourself...
Greenblur08 2 years ago
You think what I read is a bunch of bull, and vice versa.
So we can't really count that in now can we?
Also, I said your a moron because you are too simple minded to imagine the eye evolving, but you think there is some mighty godlike being in the sky far greater than anything in existance so much so that he can create existance in the first place.
And this person cares if you think your friends wife is hot?
I'm accusing you, of being unable to even stray two feet away from your beliefs.
Shonem 2 years ago
Okay. Irreducible complexity. Since you don't know what it means let me explain. It means that a system within an orgasm can't be reduced to any smaller parts and still have function. Evolution says something mutates within a species, is beneficial, and is more likely to be carried on genetically. You can't have a rod or cone cell, with no optic nerve, lense etc., they are all essential. Science makes no attempt to explain it (which is fine) but don't quote "piles of books"
Greenblur08 2 years ago
and "many actually studies" that you haven't read. It sounds to me like you seem unable to stray 2 feet away from your beliefs (read senseless misunderstanding of science). There are at least 2 sides to every question, and it sounds like you could benefit from a little reading. First, google evolution (and the differences between macro and micro). Also google scientific evidence for creation. Obviously there's plenty of bias, but inform yourself, and be open to what science there really is.
Greenblur08 2 years ago
Micro and macro evolution BS again?
Good lord are you new to this man?
I don't even want to repeate what 100's of people on youtube have already crushed as a stupid arguement.
As if proving people only evolved a little it disproves anything.
All I'm going to say is this, go watch theamazingatheists videos that respond to venomfangx's videos on why satan invented evolution.
Shonem 2 years ago
I like how you dance around my claims of been nowhere out of eye shot of the bible in your beliefs.
If you couldn't even make the cliam the science kinda sorta maybe showed some small ounce of lean to a god or godlike being, you would still be argueing with me here right now.
But atleast you wouldn't be jacking off about the eye so much. (That evolved by the way)
Science is starting to explain more and more as time goes by, atleast smart people are giving it a shot.
Shonem 2 years ago
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How on EARTH would you know if the eye evolved!? Were you there? Did you see it magicly transform from a patch of light-sensitive cells!? Honestly.
What I want you to do is explain how the eye evolved. Right now. Do it. Step-by-step, explain how the eye originated and how it became as complex as it is today. Go ahead. Any time now.
Yeah, that's what I thought. And by the way, Intelligent Design IS science. It's trying to explain the phenomena of Irreducible Complexity.
Greenblur08 2 years ago
Trial and error, so to speak, starting with the least evolved form of life with an eye, the arthropods. Evolution is a series of naturally selected traits due to genetic mutations and favorable surroundings for some of said traits, for instance, Darwin's finches. Some of these finches had beaks too large or too small for food on some islands, which is why there is a different variety on those islands. nobody can trace the exact path of evolution, though, due to gaps in fossil records.
chubbybaker14 2 years ago
How do you know god is real, were you there?
Good 'lord' you are dumb.
"That's what I thought" tell me, how on earth can I respond to you, in the middle of your typing?
Moron.
ALSO, just look up Evolution of the eye on wikipedia.
I know, I know, it's not the bible, just give it a try man, it's a good site.
Also, Intelligent Design is not science, it's just a way for people to pretty up the over used vomited out three words that have belittled debate for years.
"God did it"
Shonem 2 years ago
First of all, relax. You're going to be okay. If you can't debate reasonably, no one will hold it against you. I looked up your wikipedia article. As evidence, it gives te variety of eyes today. So eyes of eagles, bees, and people being different is "scientific proof." The article concedes that complex eyes were found in the Cambrian fossils, claims eye spots were their predecessors, after already conceding (rightfully) that even early Cambrian fossils are rare (don't worry, have faith).
Greenblur08 2 years ago
Interesting also how the Cambrian explosion, according to scientists used to be "a short period of time" in which most animal life appeared suddenly, now has evolved to "millions of years" with rare references to previous stipulations. Afraid? The article then just says it happened, without any evidence at all (similar to several popular documentaries on the subject). Darwin said eye evolution was "absurd in the highest possible degree." But it can be imagined he said.
Greenblur08 2 years ago
You have added nothing.
You just keep proving that you only take whats right infront of you, and take everything in stride even when it proves you wrong.
Also, reasonably?
You don't have the slightest ounce of reason in your body.
It's just sad that you need proof for your god, I thought he was above all that, yet you cling to any "scientific" evidence for him, hailing it as a real study, then ignore the credibility of people who do evolutionary studies.
Shonem 2 years ago
So my question is, why is it that you ignore the evidence for evolution, and not for a god, yet you are trying to prove man shows gods existance with science.
It would seem to me your only defining point is the bible, but then why look for proof in books if man can be wrong?
I mean you really don't care what any scientist has to say, unless it's about god.(being real that is)
Shonem 2 years ago
Also, a short ammount of time in the vast ammount of time the planet has been around is allot longer than you think.
I love everyone trying to prove god is real over exaggerates everything sceince says to make it sound insane.
Shonem 2 years ago
Last thing since I'm going to work now anyway, """evolution is science, and so Darwin had the first word on evolution, not the last.""
I find it funny you quote him to say that as if he makes all the rules, thats not how it works, I don't use your logic.
Shonem 2 years ago
i know everyone has there beliefs, but it JUST an eye you dont have to believe but let other people do as they please, but you may prove a poin weather i or others believe or not, im not going to say
UriesxEmoxKat 2 years ago
How life could have spawned spontaneously: The Carbon and Hydrogen in the atmosphere combined, creating simple organic compounds, these compounds mixed with other elements and compounds in the atmosphere, creating more complex compounds, which would eventually arrange themselves into different organelles, and the product of this process is an archeobacteria. And then there is the absorbing of bacteria by other bacteria, which would explain some energy organelles such as mitochondria.
chubbybaker14 2 years ago
That'd be all fine and good, but you're missing a crucial step. Yeah, elements can combine to create proteins, but so far the step from protein to actual life has evaded us. So it's a no-go there.
Greenblur08 2 years ago
There are more organic compounds than proteins, such as fats and lipids, carbohydrates, nucleic acids, and anything with carbon and hydrogen. But random generation is just a theory. Personally, I tend to believe that life was "brought" to earth on a meteorite that broke off of Mars, since it has been proven that Mars has at least at some point housed archeobacteria, the most basic form of life.
chubbybaker14 2 years ago
You are a moron, you are a blind fool, and you are a hypocrit for your bible.
Making claims that science and reason is wrong because it doesn't have every answer, when at the same time, your bible lacks MANY answers.
Science is making progress, the bible just sits there.
Tell me, does the bible explain why, when he created something from nothing, did he need a rib to make a person?
Or why he needed to rest on the 7th day of earths making?
I thought so. (lol, I pulled a dumb ass too)
Shonem 2 years ago
Just to add something to the end here, since I'm sure you wont have anything worth my time to respond to in your next post.
"Did you see it magicly transform from a patch of light-sensitive cells"
You see, I don't follow the bible or a holy text, I know things don't magicly happen, so don't speak of a complex transformation that took years and years to complete in such a simple way, or else you just seem simple minded and stupid....er.
Shonem 2 years ago
I cant believe people are such jerks to thumb down any signs of faith ¬¬
AdamDuffield 2 years ago 2
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ruudiluca 3 years ago 2
hey people...exactly what evidence shows that life began from NOTHING? was the universe just HERE or what? well, lemme just say this...everything outside of what you can comprehend is God's doing. the start of EVERYTHING, man.
fireninja237 3 years ago
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And also, fuck the bible, no need to fuck jesus and god, they don't exist, the bible does though, so fuck it.
Shonem 3 years ago
I never knew that people could talk and not comunicate anything until now.
Greenblur08 2 years ago
OMG!!! that scared the crap out of me!
XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD
hmmmmmmmmmmmm
LittleSam14 3 years ago
John is an ass
DontxBringxPajamas 3 years ago
wow, i hav to say, first time i saw this, WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY creeped out
nickjoenkevinluvr 3 years ago 3
holy crap
newbsta699 3 years ago 2
>=O
TheMissSinister 3 years ago
dude neil you got me lol. I was scared.
gamegeekx 3 years ago 2
This just proves what I've known all along... Jesus is scary as hell LOL
joek86 3 years ago
freaky
wishyfishyrox 3 years ago
oopsies. *got
whitestuddedbelt13x 3 years ago
OMG! I GAOT THAT SAME LETTER IN THE MAIL!!!! i was very scared. o_O
all they ask for is money.
>=[
lol
whitestuddedbelt13x 3 years ago 2
do we really have a saint matthews church in tulsa? i live in tulsa and ive never seen it i really dont care but i was just wondering.
emogall100 3 years ago
I think if my religion teacher saw this she'd be a little upset...
"just kneel on me!" lol a pun!
Munster9921 3 years ago
haha this scared the crap out of me
gottaluvmyusername 3 years ago
I think, it's not that much about Jesus but about this strange letter and rug. It's more about strange people sending you strange paper rugs with jesus printed onto. So don't be offended by every little thing that has to do with yout or anyone else's religion, it only makes life much more stressed.
wladul 3 years ago 6
To me it seems like just a joke...I sincerely doubt he's trying to offend people, and if he offended you don't whine about it above others who have whined about it...¬¬
stemonie 3 years ago 5
Wow! People are really going to hate me for this one, but it is amazing how many people are offended by this video! Jesus didn't die for your sins, he died because he defied the Roman empire! And if all people are gods children, what makes Jesus so special? And I don't believe that any one being could be omnipotent! With all of our knowledge of science and the world around us, how can anyone even believe in god anyway? Is there even purpose to religion anymore? While I'm at it, there is no god!!
patriotshater08 3 years ago
Hey you can have your own beliefs, that's fine, but you shouldn't say things like that. Religion is very important to some people, and if you thought people would hate you for writing that why did you?
It's not like people are trying to make you join their religion. There's no need to insult them.
And Neil's video, I mean sure it was making a bit of a joke but it's not like he was saying people shouldn't have a religion or anything.
InvaderLia 3 years ago 4
ah, a synic, i used to be an athiest
untill i realised
i AM god !
lol, jk, in reality i do agree with you.
JennyFromTheVlog 3 years ago
man, i really like your creations but i don't find this too funny. hey neil, if you're an atheist i understand you don't think it's bad cause you don't think Jesus is real. but i've seen people healed before my eyes at healing services and it was no joke. you don't want to beleive death is the end, do you?
fireninja237 3 years ago
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I said thanking him for NOOOOTT making you paralysed, deaf or blind! God gave you the abbility to read! thank him for that and use it for the glory of him!
Raterraterrater12345 3 years ago
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I don't like how peopel like you, niel, mock jesus when you shoudl thank him for the talents and abillities he has given you! thank him for letting you not be paralyzed, or blind, or deaf! that was not funny, but just sad..
Raterraterrater12345 3 years ago
so what you are saying is that jesus makes people paralyzed, blind, and deaf? doesn't sound like much of a savior to me.
zachpiano 3 years ago
OOOOHHHH!!!!!
How dare you say such a thing about the one and only, ever amazing, and incredibley inspireing Neil Cicierega!!!
That was barely mocking!
I've seen far worse insults to Jesus than that...!
Have at you!!!
hatman900 3 years ago 2
Neil Inspires you, btu he sickens me.. Jesus DIED for us, and yet you act like Neil is a god.. and I bet that God is going to forgive you for that, because he is merciful..
Raterraterrater12345 3 years ago
And you misspelled people!!!
hatman900 3 years ago
And you misspelled other words!!
Why my sister would loath you so much!
hatman900 3 years ago
Well, this is a bit off topic, but you spelled loathe wrong. Loath means reluctant to do something whilst loathe means to dislike intensely. I would also like to say that though I may not entirely like the content of this video, I do believe it is very creative and should not be treated as if it was the epitome of unholiness...Thanks for reading through this wall of text.
smokinbacon1 3 years ago
I meant loathe.
hatman900 3 years ago
It's just a fun video, he wasn't trying to insult anyone. I'm Christian and I'm not offended by it, everyone has the right to their own beliefs.
InvaderLia 3 years ago 6
Lmao. I get those all the time, you really do make the best of junk mail Neil.
charmedchosenmars 3 years ago 2
Woah. That made me jump.
BananaFish4227 3 years ago 2
I want one...
brightpanda 3 years ago
Ahh ha ha.
Oh Neil, you most definently put trash and junk mail to it's best use.
Well done good sir!
hatman900 3 years ago 5
NEIL ON ME.
SDWalden 3 years ago
I got that in the mail and it freaked me out, lol. btw, neil is super handsome*blushes*
cheesepuff777 3 years ago 11
aha! I SAW IT!
heissekatze89 3 years ago
I totally got those too, dont keep them. lol I did. BWHAHAH! FUCK CONFORMITY.
Ily Neil. Your hot
DOSGirlTina 3 years ago
is that neils mouth? on Jesus!? lol
laurenkeynesweasley 3 years ago 3
rotfl yeah!
laurenkeynesweasley 3 years ago
chuckles
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