Raske Menn (Fast Men) ENGLISH SUBTITLES

[TheTorval]

Nobody speaks worse english than Petter and Henning Solberg.

Quote: It's not the fart that kills you, it's the smell.

Fart = speed, smell = crash.

The have however never gone to school, and are instead professional rally drivers.

[tehMalone]

What if we would like Norway back now? Who should we play rock, paper, scissors with now??

Also they forgot that Norway is a major oil nation primarily due to a drunk Danish prime minister just giving Norway it all:P

[LilyLBell]

Hello, I've just arrived in my fantastic boat!!!

[TommyDieKatze]

I would like to thank you for creating subtitles. It would have been impossible for me to discover these comedic geniuses otherwise.

Ha det bra!

[WhiteLilystar]

HELVETE! XD

Fyfan vad underbart detta är <3

[Kittymouth]

Thanks for clearing that up for me everyone. Man this video is hilarious.

[TheDevilsdaugther]

Napoleon dør høres ut som at super mario dør x)

[Blunka796]

If Moses was an illusionist, I have a feeling those jews didn't make it that easily across the water.

[AnnuToAnnyu]

HELLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I HAVE JUST ARIVED IN MY FANTASTIC BOAT!

[Kittymouth]

What is O.G. on Lillehamer?

[Aztetos]

@Kittymouth OS :)

[ooBB9oo]

@Kittymouth Olympic Games ;)

[SailorMiniMoonlover]

@Kittymouth

Olympic games

[subconsicious]

"nail soup" hahahhahahahhah seriøst :')

[rkleppe]

5:36 my favourite bit :D

[KunaiYouki]

Got sent here by a comment on SaTW. :D

[twischify]

@jayti83 Fast å andra sidan så var det ett skämt...

[LocoIsTheSameAsCoco]

Columbus discovers that America already has been discovered

CRAP

[brigee96]

HELLOOOO! xD

[sjureman]

@GinOkami I know that I'm refering to a 4 year old comment, but "morn' du" isn't accent, it's a sociolect of the Oslo dialect... :D

[Enthusiast211]

Colombus "Heyy" oppdager at Amerika allerede er oppdaget "Faan...!"

[doric5000]

Digger Calle, han er definitivt den morsomste xD (etter min mening)

[Efreeti]

This was great as a tribute to Thor Heyerdahl. He had just died when this was filmed.

[Aqiia]

han sier faktisk 'bli mørkt'

[Enthusiast211]

@CaroSnow96 hvorfor skulle han si "vell møtt" når de startet med "bli lyst"?

[Sanshaino]

@Enthusiast211 Låter mer som han säger "bli mörkt"

[Enthusiast211]

@Sanshaino Det er det jeg sier, det gir mening at han sier bli mørkt på slutten når han startet med å si bli lys

[CaroSnow96]

@CaroSnow96 det vet vel ikke jeg! men hør nøye på hva han sier.

[cybermelk]

@CaroSnow96 dialekt anyone? han sier bli mørkt. han er fra vestlandet

[CaroSnow96]

@cybermelk hær, han sier Vell.. ikke bli... uansett dialekt så vil aldri Bli høres ut som Vel

[cybermelk]

@CaroSnow96 da burde du få deg nye høytalere. han sier tydelig bli. hør etter den siste lyden i det ordet. 

[CaroSnow96]

@cybermelk min onkel er lydmann på konserter, han har fikset mine, så det er nokk du som trenger mine, min onkel gjir meg kun det beste, men fra nå gidder jeg ikke mer mede 'closed minded' og tunghørte idiotiske folk som ikke tar imot fakta...... fra nå av gidder jeg ikke engag lese svarene dine.

[cybermelk]

@CaroSnow96 wow. hvor gammel er du? det er logikk som brukes her ser jeg

[the1Mooze]

@CaroSnow96 ... tror du må høre de der igjen du xD

[mooseandelk1]

@CaroSnow96 bli mørkt sier han. du hører en "R" der. pluss så sier anders " den fem minutter lange verdenshistorien er nå ferdig og Gud sier: Bli mørkt!"

[TheWhite0wl]

@CaroSnow96 Gjør han vel ikke .__.

[kigloveso]

WTF ? O___o

[neinar1996]

satan så bra :P

satan so good (worst transelate ever)

[KikiAC]

I am danish so normally I understand Norwegian, but thank God for the subtitles, because they speak so fast I don't get half of it xD

btw. the blond guy is actually sorta hot :b

[Libbyjokelly]

SO FUNNY

[00alf]

I'm danish and I got all of it.. fucking brilliant!

[Lycathea]

This is just awesome :D

[logle1]

HA IM ENGLISH I DONT UNDERSTAND A THING :B

[DarkestElemental616]

@logle1 You can't read subtitles?!

[Lilagomb]

@logle1 You can't read or what? I'm hungarian but I still understand it...

[nellyhey]

I'm danish so i understand like half of it. So thank you for the subs!

This is fricking hillarious! xD

[Asklila]

Sverige ville inte ha Norge då, och det vill vi inte nu heller... Men de här killarna är grymma i alla fall x) It's wonderfül<3

[RightPete92]

@Asklila Bare gi oss tilbake Hjämltand og Härjedalen, så kan vi få til noe ;)

[MCullenHightopp]

På 2:04 tror jeg de sier "den hittil ukjente" og ikke "den ikke ukjente"

Jeg er ikke helt sikker, men... jaja, det er bare alltid det jeg har trodd de har sagt! XD

[ArjanSnuk]

Dude, fuckin genius!! xD

Thanks for the subtitles =P

[andoykids]

How do you know that Thor Heyerdahl was the worst english speaker in history?

[GOTHICforLIFE1]

@andoykids Weell, we do have the Solberg brothers...

[andoykids]

@powah09 trur han sa Bli mørkt

[lolinonnon]

@powah09 Fordi han sier "bli mørkt"

[0o0o1i1i]

@powah09 han sier "bli mørkt"

[powah09]

@0o0o1i1i ja æ trur æ har fådd d me mæ nu :p

[jakur3]

when thor died his legs were off the ground before he fell XDDD

[miss19001]

3:24 er best:)

[cybermelk]

thor heyerdahl er som et virus. popper opp hele tia

[Hazard33]

Stein-Saks-HURRAAAAAAAA!!!!

Konge XP

[b4k4chan]

Brilliant! XDD

[XXLibby]

d e disse så får meg t å bli stolt Nordmann <3<3

Digge Kalle, han e så morsom xD

[Ning850]

6:23 Kurwa xD

[RuckalltheFules]

this is fucking hilarious

[DarkJyn]

omg hilarious xD

[loepen]

i think only the blond guys are funny

[Enthusiast211]

Thor Heyerdahl has discovered everything, and cannot improve his english! Nordmen er best!

[jayti83]

(Thor Heyerdahl was the worst English speaker in history...) - den delen stemmer ikke helt; Petter Solberg er den værste engelsk talende i historien.

"It's not the fart that kills, it's the smell"

[vemu333]

the racket!? hahaha. it sopossed to be rocket

[lamboking95]

Hey, this was the best video ever!!... im from sweden but im love it (Y)

[HALOcrisis777]

AND thor heyerdahl dies HELLLLO ahh. *dies*

[Katingaan]

Helllooooooooooooooooooooo!

[TEMPRAMENTE]

Konge!

[SeventhMirror]

diskutere EU-medlemskap... ehh NEEEJ!! xD

[TheScientist15]

Jeg elsker Raske Menn!

[Bikutolu]

Väll där möter han äventyraren...Thor Heyerdahl?!

XD Han är över allt!

(note: i wrote in swedish and not Norwegian)

[swartisen]

...that is the best history lesson ever .... now i understand a few things better ... lol

[Nynaet]

Helvete! Should've used rock... :/

[Langgaard19]

"Columbus went too america just too find out that America already has been discorvered" "FAAAN!" :D

[Maclover62]

I LOVE this! This is so amazing it is my favorite :-)

[xoxNicKyLiiciOuSxox]

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

ROFLMAOLOLROFL This got to be the best comedy show I've ever seen. This could be a source of inspiration for Himaruya because this and Hetalia would get along very well (BFFs!!)

[ShiruTayu]

@xoxNicKyLiiciOuSxox Thumps up on that XD

[AkatsukiBlueWoman]

What language was that in?

[Charliemissen]

@AkatsukiBlueWoman Norwegian ;D

___

Jeg elsker det. Det er simpelthen så sjovt! Bare ærgeligt de snakker så hurtigt; mine norsk-kundskaber er desværre ikke gode nok til at forstå det hele, så hurra for undertekster :D

[Toregull]

@AkatsukiBlueWoman

Norweigan :D

[Bioniclefan45]

@AkatsukiBlueWoman norwegian

[BC4ever01]

hellooooo! ive just arrived in my fantastic boooat!

[SuperHeia]

de sier jo tar syr og trener

[mgf60]

@SuperHeia voldtar kyr og trener

[Rooy89]

@mgf60 voldtar kyr og TRELLER (slaver fra viking tiden)

[SuperHeia]

in the daylight they steal and ravage, while in the night they drink beer and rapes cows and slaves lol

[TheMollemann]

Hello, this is from the gestapo, are ther any one here, -nei det er ikke noen her du kan bare gå videre,

okey

[Langgaard19]

They sey Money not mornin' :)

[Valenteri1]

@Langgaard19 They say "morn' du" which means mornin' :)

[Langgaard19]

@Valenteri1 no matter what, i still love raske menn, even if i can't understand norwegian :) well some norwegian i can understand :)

[WTFLEETERS]

@Langgaard19 It's in Norwegian. They said mornin'

[gameoflordfuckerhalo]

@WTFLEETERS Actually hello or hi.

[WTFLEETERS]

@gameoflordfuckerhalo No... That would be "Hei" or "Hallo". They said "morn 'du" which would be slang and mean approximately the same as "mornin'".

[gameoflordfuckerhalo]

@WTFLEETERS Oh sorry I tought you meant the part: " HELLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I HAVE JUST ARIVED IN MY FANTASTIC BOAT!"

[randomemoperson7]

lmao that was epic...=]

[seiren92]

Raske menn e genialt

[RichnerDK]

Coldwar = siccor siccor siccor

LOL

[Dark0qeen]

Awesome! Så blev man også den smule klogere, haha :D

[AjnosFTW]

HELVETE.

[FroekenMalene]

hahaha, hvor er det genialt. :D

[Naticpeebody]

Hehehe, de gjør en så god jobb på dette!

Jeg absolutt elsker det XD

[jincxz]

Blond gut is kinda hot... And funnier than the others

[frygtenselv]

"Jag vill har Norge"

"Ikke fandme!!"

"Sten, saks, papir! HA!"

Det var præcis sådan det skete!! xD

[MajorDrakkus]

Oh fan-fething-tastic. Wonderful xDDDD

Sten-sax-papper--HELVETEEEEE

[MajorDrakkus]

*Stein saks papir

That's awesome. >3>

[F7wxqw]

hei kan du skaffe et japanske tekst også?

[ilovewhaihate]

iss the eny wone he?

[alejodaza]

Very nice!!!

[carlosgmsousa]

Is this bokmal or Nynorsk?

[SnoopWeazul]

it's bokmål :)

[Blunka796]

No-one talks Bokmål or Nynorsk, that's writing-languages... Tho someone speaks pretty like.

[fuunguus]

@carlosgmsousa

Bokmål is pretty much like what people talk in the south. Nynorsk is a contraption of accents all over Norway, but may sound very similar to how people talk in the west because the most used words are taken from there. I hate it though cause it's so hard to learn and remember how to inflect all the words. Bokmål is much easier imo, even tho more words in nynorsk are similar to my accent.

[Bioniclefan45]

@carlosgmsousa it's bokmål

[marifrance]

Why can't we have hilarious stuff like this in America?!

Oh, and can anyone explain that whole deal with Leif adding an "-ur" to everthing? I lol'd hard at it, but I was just wondering why it was like that. XD

[rauj13]

Best guess? They're making him sound like a brute. If I'm right, it'd be like American's adding "ug" in the middle of speech.

[SnoopWeazul]

@marifrance

the -ur thing is to make it sound like old norse ^^ in old norse and today's icelandic, they have many words ending with "ur", so "mock viking language" is to simply put -ur behind everything : D (similar to how you say ching chong and say it's chinese x) )

[Blunka796]

In the Middle Age and old days like that we Norwegians talked.. well, different from now. More like they do in Iceland, where they put an "-ur" everywhere :3

[permlier]

@marifrance If you add -ur to the words, it is supposed to become old-norwegian or Icelandic :P

[Arkains10]

jookymundo if u dont like norwegian comedy why dont you just stop watching and respect other cultures and what is funny in those cultures

[jookymundo]

This was the first piece of norwegian comedy i have ever watched, and i didn't think it was that funny to be honest. I gave my honest opinion and moved on, i will however from now on stop watching norwegian comedy.

[gamingassults]

thiselsker dette:D

[kogababe]

That was crazy xD

[wugugw]

That was awesome video, nice really nice ;P~

Greets from Bulgaria.

btw: don't like it !!! don't comment it ^^

[jookymundo]

Wow, is this what passes for comedy in Norway?

BOOORING

[Chiisana00]

Our sense of humour are simply different. What you think is hilarious might not suit our tastes and we can just as well shove that "BOOORING" right back on yer face, bitch.

[jookymundo]

OK what ever you say, i just found it a bit boring.

[Chiisana00]

Could've expressed yourself in a more passive way and perhaps better choice of words.

-Shrugs-

[laba1987]

dette er sær humor asså. det er så tørt

[itix1]

Jag vill inte ha Norge! xD

Lol :D Extremely funny!

[talonnightstar]

Holy. Hell. Batman... BRILLIANT!!!

[OkillshotO]

wow what a waste of my time

[Chiisana00]

I like that. I think you totally deserved it as well <3

[mooseandelk1]

@OkillshotO u waste more time by putting a comment on the video u dumbass

[tariqdam]

Brilliant! Still love this!

[DragonShield21]

lame

[shootyman]

Heellllllllooooo! I just arrived in my fantastic boat contiki 7.....

[Azarion196]

@shootyman it is actually Kon-Tiki, but whatever :P

[TheMrVeggis]

@shootyman Eum.. han sier Contiki 5

[melkesjokolade15]

@shootyman kon tiki 5!!!! ;)

[tuffstols]

Don't give him neg rep just because he asked what language it is.  It's obvious he didn't mean to offend by it

[tariqdam]

Brilliant! Really love this...

[Andraz94]

fuuuck de snakker hurtigt! :O

[Harelmru]

At 0:40, when mentioning the golden Age, didn't the two say "Money" instead of "Mornin'" ?

[MrBestemor]

no its mornin

[Puseladdn]

No, they are saying "morn' du" which means "Morning, you"

[Kimmilovesyou15]

These guys are fucking Hilarious (: !!! I love the crazy blonde guy he's such a cutie <3!

[randomnessnessnes]

so, um.....what language is this? XDXD (sorry if that sounds really ignorant on my part)

[StarZetRaven]

It's norwegian.

[randomnessnessnes]

thanks:)

[m2aster]

norwegian

[Aztex89]

@randomnessnessnes its norwegian with some sentences in Danish and Swedish, German and a few random others. :P

[JEPPEMISSEN]

Det er sgu da norsk og svensk der er svært at forstå!

Jeg fatter ingenting af det :D

[RokebyX]

Hva er det han sier på 4:53? På subben så står det "Austria wants to get away from Germany"..men det høres ikke ut som det er det han sier, på norsk altså.

[NannaTheBakemono]

Dansk er ikke vanskelig å forstå. OO''

De nær Tyskland og ''bondelandet'' snakker veldig uforståelig, men unntatt det snakker de ikke rart.

De har bare veldig bløte vokaler. Kake blir f.eks til kage, og støt blir stød.

Jeg har ikke noe problem med å forstå de og jeg er 14.

Når jeg er i Danmark er det bare visse ord jeg ikke forstår pga jeg ikke har hørt de før.

[Blunka796]

5;46 xD

[MaAyuMB]

Hahaha!! Omg,I've NO idea Bout how many times I've seen this one xD

First time I couldn't breath and took the sound of for a second x)

Raske menn er helt geniale for å sei det mildt :'''D

[YeLLoWcARd8275]

I just arrived on my fantastic boat!!! roflll:)

[Qooconut]

LOL...fy søren!!..kunne se på dette her igjen og om igjen...fremdeles like morsom hvergang!!! ..jævla bra!!..xD

[olechri]

misstexted, sry to say, but GinOkami has miss-texted a part.

"in the daylight they steal and ravage, while in the night, they drink beer, rapes cows and works out."

that is the right translation

just saying

[TheSotFN]

no.. GinOkami is right... he says " voldtar kyr og treller" .... treller som er et annet ord for slaver.. :p

[olechri]

min feil xD

aldri hørt ordet treller før...

;)

[Blunka796]

Nynorsk (h)