Sturmrabe, the Storm Raven (request)

[JoesGuy]

I loved this, great vid.

[way2jaded1]

o fantasy so badly written I thought it was the silmarillion for the first min or so.

[DepressedAnnnie]

I honestly don't know what you just read or why.

[CharlesjChan]

I watched this over a year ago, and I still have no idea what the fuck is going on! Context please.

[AdamSewell]

i'm a storm kapere

[moon1593]

WTF JUST HAPPENED?!

[Adrian890722]

are u a guy or a girl?

[Ernestiqus]

@Adrian890722 Does it matter?

[DeathIIV]

@Adrian890722 are you blind or just stupid? *Zinnia Jones quote not mine!!!*

[callerindarkness]

The mock seriousness, especially the expression at the end, made me laugh. Good stuff.

[hymnofashes]

Catastrophically horrible elocution of a Danielle Steelesque monstrosity.

I require a stretcher.

[Cuthla]

I remember this. it was a wonderful read.

you do it justice.

thank you for the reading.

[FibonaziProductions]

Nope, I don't understand.

[LordPagus]

that...was epic.

[3DMaster]

The pronunciation of Sturmrabe isn't correct though. The a should be pronounced like the a in 'Wagner', and the 'e' must be pronounced as well; like an 'uh'.

[saintsFlow]

ZJ FTW

[SirBlackAcid]

Cool story bro.

[CharlesjChan]

Someone please explain wtf just happened?

[toumai1470]

pope conan the innocent.....

[MMA]

This sounds like something out of a romance novel. Is Fabio on the cover? :-P

[chromesthesia]

huh?

Though I despise Wagner I must say that Flight of the Valkyries makes me long for a horse and a large sword or something.

Or perhaps some aggressive looking wings.

[ReignzOfBrainz]

Metal helmet with horns...:)

[DeHerg]

let me guess...Robert E. Howard ?

(the Name Aquilonia sounds familiar to that)

[TonsofFun777]

FREAK

[JPa311979]

Ah Wagner, I have a 78RPM recording of that!

(Ride of the Valkyries)

[DevilDude912]

I don't know whether to lol or scratch my head sturm's mental stability was never what you'd call solid, but wtf is this?

[Ithueldar]

I know Sturm

[2008raptor250]

HOLY SHIT WTF IS THAT

[macnadoodle]

That prose is just too damn "purple".. Try some Mills & Boon.

[chanel791]

fucking weird cunt !

[Mavidyoute14]

You should right a book or something.

[MonkeyOctober]

He should :D

[saltheadd]

Is that you? ZJemptv?

[BekeLuzzette]

????????? you usually say smart stuff, or is this clever? I cant tell, sound like another language to me

[turkaygob2]

I'd go gay for ZJ

[MrWinston1984]

Is it a man or a woman?

[turkaygob2]

who cares?

[MrWinston1984]

Well, if it is a man and you are a man then you can go gay for ZJ. But if it is a woman and you are a man then you couldn't possibly go gay for ZJ unless you did a Mr. Garison lesbian thing.

Good luck with that.

[chanel791]

hahahaha

[choctawliz]

Your glasses make you look like you have upside down retarded chimpanzee eyes. You have more chins than a Chinese phonebook.

[ZJemptv]

lol, thanks gorgeous

[choctawliz]

You're welcome, shmorgeous.

[saib4u2c]

Keep them guessing pimp daddy!

And behave yourself!

I liked it!

[SmilingWolf510]

plz look just like you want to! You look great, you speak well...

[Coolsk8erboy]

PLZ LOOK MORE LIKE A BOY!

[Jinmarui]

Hey, he's cute.

Come back with a more creative username.

[gorilladogs]

I don't know what this is either..but I like it. A "bier" is where a body is placed before internment. Its a stand for the corpse so people can view it. In days long past, it was where the knights or royalty were laid while people passed to make sure they were dead, and enemies thrust their sword through the corpse to be certain.

[Munkeh999]

It's also French for 'beer'.

[XiaoGui17]

Wow, that lipstick goes really well with that coat.

[MrButtzo]

Sturmrabe is still alive? What a shame.

[Ing213]

Great, Now do Jabberwocky!!!

[ErisTheFairest5]

Nice one!

[blueboyblue]

Bier is German for beer. Wheat beer is frequently made in Germany. Bier is also an Old English spelling of beer.

As for wheat beer, I'm not that crazy about it, it's cloudy, and an acquired taste.

If you want something new and interesting, try Mead, it is available in most major cities around the world. I bought three bottles in Minneapolis, MN for Christmas one year.

Chaucer's was pretty good, but Lurgeshall Old English mead was a little too strong in flavor for me.

[DethFromAbv]

digging the coat

[HeIsSailing]

The is the first video I have watched by you where I have no clue what in the world you are talking about. My loss I guess.

[ravenmasterson]

Nice outfit! I love it!

[ZJemptv]

Thanks :)

[chefmarcgirard]

By bier do you mean wheat beer? Is that some kind of alcoholic beverage?

[ZJemptv]

I have no idea, this is just some wacko's character bio or something. They spelled it "bier", so whatever!

[chefmarcgirard]

What exactly are you reciting ZJ? We were all interested in hearing your question responses and then you started reciting this story. Interesting as it is, it's still quite perplexing. =)

[MattitudeEra]

@ZJemptv No, he was talking about his wheat death bed.

[ArthurKempest]

@chefmarcgirard Incidentally, "bier" is the German spelling for "beer."

[chefmarcgirard]

Nice one.

[TheQueenofSnow]

Amazing

[blindhaberdasher]

five fucking stars.