Ive seen all your videos, kevin & keith. My names Harman. Give me a shout out some day if it aint much trouble. I watch your videos daily and enjoy them very much
these guys are both considered expert witnesses in all matters related to chomping ,slurping and swallowing cause of their very long careers in the homoerotic movie business .
Never trust philippine ppl, they will lie about everything just to get more tourists to their retarded country. This croc is another fraud, no way near the biggest one! Lolong is around 12-15ft
This is the longest and largest croc in the world!because this was shown in the news and said this croc was the largest croc in the world(still small compared to ancient crocs)
the villagers cant help it though because thats their main livelihood as a fisherman, farmer, and hunting. the marsh also is right by the village so its really easy for the crocks to go in and walk around the village. theres actually a lot more people missing over the years besides the fisherman and the little girl. they were just not sure if it was that crock that did it.
now they're hunting for another crock that is much larger than what they have caught.
awww man! LMAO! 2:40-3:00 Get a good source of protein...right? And whats dats source of protein? Fuckin humans. snappin dat shit up,swallowin dem bitches, screamin, kickin AHHH AHHH (the face Keith made) #DEAD
*Correction... Crocs have the narrow snout, allys have the more rounded ones. Plus the croc's teeth are plenty visible on the sides of the jaw when the mouth is closed.
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alligators have different shaped snouts, idk if theres any difference other than that. they cant legally kill the crocodile,because its an endangered species lol..
@nevascared123 also an alligators diet is different. alligators go for smaller prey such as fish, small mammals etc. whilst crocodiles go for the bigger animals such as humans for example lol ^^
@hodgetwins: hey twins, just wanna let you know the second biggest to that croc also resides in a zoo in the Philippines, and their 2 actually namely Shaq and Kobe... LOL both are like 18ft
the difference is between the 2 is crocs are aggressive and alligators tend to keep to them selves alligators are fresh water for a fact cuz they are all over the river i live by, youll never see the 2 in the same country but if u do alligator the teeth are on the inside crocs look like they were beaten with a ugly stick bruh
3 villagers a week man. MAKING ALLLLLLLL KINDS OF GAINS!
p8chill 3 hours ago
The movie is 'Lake Placid'
harmansg 5 hours ago
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Ive seen all your videos, kevin & keith. My names Harman. Give me a shout out some day if it aint much trouble. I watch your videos daily and enjoy them very much
harmansg 6 hours ago
the loudest ending by far....
BurningHalo100 4 days ago
that crocodile had gotten all kinds of gains
showmaker266 1 week ago 5
its like...wow maaan...fucking snap yo shit up and swallow yo ass
b4knowing 2 weeks ago
U guys r hot.
MrLily56 3 weeks ago
Im a Filipino and from what Ive heard it eats a water buffalo for breakfast and a man for his desert. This shit is scary
turningaxe 4 weeks ago
*dont you
MyuzyxLover22 4 weeks ago
@xismxist lie?! U call us liers?!! Well why do u get ur stinking, hating ass to the philippines and see for urself?!!
MyuzyxLover22 4 weeks ago
Dumbass they uploaded it on 9/9/11
AK3mm3 1 month ago
look at the date when you uploaded: (9/11)
slatersnakes 1 month ago
twins got it wrong its the crocs dat can live in saltwater and gators only in freshwater
hititdj 1 month ago
these guys are both considered expert witnesses in all matters related to chomping ,slurping and swallowing cause of their very long careers in the homoerotic movie business .
woodenmajor 1 month ago
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Never trust philippine ppl, they will lie about everything just to get more tourists to their retarded country. This croc is another fraud, no way near the biggest one! Lolong is around 12-15ft
xismxist 1 month ago
This is the longest and largest croc in the world!because this was shown in the news and said this croc was the largest croc in the world(still small compared to ancient crocs)
REDluckyMAN 1 month ago
he got brothers and sisters waiting to chop off ya mushroom tips! lmao!
supersaiyanvegeta013 2 months ago
shut hodgetwins you always say fuck
MegaBlazingPower 2 months ago
3:32 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! you guys make my day every fuckin day
Fahad95foO 2 months ago
More like lake placid then King Kong! ^_^
hbwoods1982 3 months ago
This fuckin croc reminds me of Deebo......he the neighborhood bully wit his big nasty ass
crazybones2009 3 months ago
yeah there are some out there bigger than 21 feet.
k5lta 3 months ago in playlist More videos from hodgetwins
Lake Placid: PHILLIPINES PARADISE!!!
KADiamante 4 months ago
woahh....relax dude, Lolong is not alarming, its the government who corrupts people in our country....
frozenlicks 4 months ago
2:53 ur funny men hahhaLOL ur so natural LOL
pinoyvlnst 4 months ago
Hahahah!
Lots of crocs in the Phil....... u could even see them big snappers in the congress and senate!
LOL!
bayyagg 4 months ago
Villagers that's funny. But yeah we don't need ur advice specially people leaving eating KFC,popeyes chicken whatever... Lmao
xXjemoreXx 5 months ago
omg lmfao them bois funny as fuck lmfao
wackywensday1 5 months ago
snap, crackle and pop all your shit up!
06STiBOi 5 months ago
the name of the crocodile is "'lolong'' they named it after the great crocodile hunter
BiGbAnGpEgAsUs02154 5 months ago
@BiGbAnGpEgAsUs02154 oh and they are maybe still finding a bigger one (I think)
BiGbAnGpEgAsUs02154 5 months ago
Crocodiles' bottom teeth are always visible alligators' are not
vtownhood 5 months ago
shit this two asshole fuck you! you fuck, fuck guy! tang ina inyu
MrZurc34 5 months ago
that crocodile is on roids
milotist 5 months ago
putang ina ng mga 2 FUCK NG FUCK tang ina..
bavv01 5 months ago
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bavv01 5 months ago
Nope still alive and being kept safely
para hindi na makakain si Lolong ng mga villagers
maureen1721 5 months ago
nigggas :D
InternetAesHole 5 months ago
walkin in peoples yards snappin shit up smdh lmao
BoroBredNC 5 months ago
bet they killed it?
Nitram916 5 months ago
the villagers cant help it though because thats their main livelihood as a fisherman, farmer, and hunting. the marsh also is right by the village so its really easy for the crocks to go in and walk around the village. theres actually a lot more people missing over the years besides the fisherman and the little girl. they were just not sure if it was that crock that did it.
now they're hunting for another crock that is much larger than what they have caught.
mrandmrsjwhitney 5 months ago
"snappin yo shit up" lmao too funny....good commentary fellas....keep the videos comin....much love
1987dawnmarie 5 months ago 2
well at least evebody at that villege gonna have some shoes after they caught that gator
sherrick20079 5 months ago
"Both of them can SNAP YO SHIT UP!" loooool 0:34
rsaddict4lyf 5 months ago
He was eatin 3 villagers a week....LMFAO!
asialashelle 6 months ago 16
Dat crocodile been visiting yall damn twinmuscleworkout channell
527matt 6 months ago 15
SNAP YO' SHII UP .... Lols!!!!
desoray08 6 months ago
no i think they'll eat the crocodile
808behbehgirl 6 months ago
awww man! LMAO! 2:40-3:00 Get a good source of protein...right? And whats dats source of protein? Fuckin humans. snappin dat shit up,swallowin dem bitches, screamin, kickin AHHH AHHH (the face Keith made) #DEAD
TheSaxo3 6 months ago
Lmao snappin' yo shit up! At 1:44 I thought he was gonna say 'Lake Placid', then this brother comes out with 'King Kong'! Good ass video.
12triggaman12 6 months ago
How big was his MUSHROOM TIP?
PNUTSHUFFLEZ323 6 months ago
you know what this aint the biggest fucker in that water they say theres still bigger mothas in there..FUUUUUUUCK.
queenteam74 6 months ago
Snap your shit up!!!!!
DancingYeti187 6 months ago
doesn't matter both of them'll snap your shit up.....lmao
melow3x 6 months ago
3:30 LOL swallowing your ass. Keiths face was fucking priceless LOL
yagurlbubblez 6 months ago
2:56 hilarious LOL WTF!
yagurlbubblez 6 months ago
that's funny lol
thehollymoli 6 months ago
dude...The intro is sooo annoying when you get close to the camera...i always get uncomfortable and put the volume down.....but i like your vids
28adrianpeterson 6 months ago
for advice on how to stay regular. press 8 and 9
MagicCryo 6 months ago
Jimmy struthers and tyrone jackson had to be the ones to catch that croc
Therukh999 6 months ago
*Correction... Crocs have the narrow snout, allys have the more rounded ones. Plus the croc's teeth are plenty visible on the sides of the jaw when the mouth is closed.
justsaying54321 6 months ago
U can tell the diff by the snouts. Crocs have more rounded ones, allys are narrow. Both can equally snap u up.
justsaying54321 6 months ago
"Monkey Ape Shit" LOL!!!!!!
AcireEiram 6 months ago
4:01
thebeargod23 6 months ago
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Viviiyeeen 6 months ago
3:31
noahnik 6 months ago
You guys are fucking hilarious
DallasCowboys4life 6 months ago
02:56 lmfao!!
TuffGony 6 months ago
you suck
TheCarlosyado 6 months ago
Monster croc is in your house, watching you masturbate.
Bllackguard666 6 months ago
CCW, no worries.
TribTrekker 6 months ago
yhay nigga was on the juice
optimus815 6 months ago
a man a man I'm talking to you I like you guys you are funny as hell
fitness2k1 6 months ago
damn, that's a BIG BITCH!!!!!!!
KbHoney86 6 months ago
Alligator was eatin all that Whey Protein!!!!
dvdragon 6 months ago
i just added "snappin shit up" to my vocabulary
bballprod117 6 months ago 3
kevin,wtf is wrong with ur face..its like blurry in the corner of the video in the beggining lmao
chicastillo 6 months ago
Jimmy Struthers had to be the one to catch that croc!!
x0M3GAx 6 months ago 4
i used to swim with crocodiles back in the Philippines. i get my kabayans fuckin ate that shit...
BLaCkKsHeEp 6 months ago
2:56.
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alligators have different shaped snouts, idk if theres any difference other than that. they cant legally kill the crocodile,because its an endangered species lol..
iOscartheGrouch 6 months ago
i suspected you were losing your minds, its true
diontelove 6 months ago
You guys didn't say "Mushroom tip" at any point in this video! But the amount of times you said "Snap some shit up" had me crackin up!! haha
ohhlala86 6 months ago 15
That croc was on the Jack3D
YuzaDaMan 6 months ago
2:56-2:58 LMFAO
steezymack88 6 months ago 2
Keith is in such a good mood recently. Videos are so much better xxx
simsimmer88 6 months ago
this is like the king kong story of alligators
chomchoyo 6 months ago
HAHA how loud was that fuck it shat me up.
Qauntilize 6 months ago
was there an earthquake :b?
somedudey0 6 months ago
dinosaurs coming back! lol... jk
riahasays 6 months ago
That croc is on a cutting phase if he's only eating 3 humans a day.
jumpman3210 6 months ago
I wonder if this croc is on roids
Thebigmagix 6 months ago
did you see the mushroom tip on that croc...maan
7thjoker 6 months ago
ok hold up just hold da fuck up
mmawrestlereg 6 months ago
Thanks for listening & making the video request guys! haha ..... "THATS A HUUUUUGE BIIITCH!"
CBU2221990 6 months ago
LMAO!!!
onereason2003 6 months ago
the difference between an alligator and a crocodile is the nose and the habitat. Sure theres other differences but i cant think
nevascared123 6 months ago
@nevascared123 also an alligators diet is different. alligators go for smaller prey such as fish, small mammals etc. whilst crocodiles go for the bigger animals such as humans for example lol ^^
D413373R 6 months ago
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3:25-3:33 ftw!
timoback3000 6 months ago
that crocodile was all swollen an shit
Dexduzdiz 6 months ago 3
@hodgetwins there were many crocdiles like that in the philippines years ago but most of them were killed by muslim philippinos
sube3 6 months ago
i think this might be one of their funniest videos
Nathaniel21 6 months ago
Lmfao @ megamixa's comment !
MsdawanaAl 6 months ago
They shoulda just called Samuel Jackson. "Im tired of this mother fucking crocodile, eating all my mother fucking family members!"
megamixa 6 months ago 58
@megamixa lmfao!!!
527matt 6 months ago
fuck all that I'll snap somebody shit up with my wrestling skills. Lets Go !
BxMafioso718 6 months ago
Thats a big muthafucker to go missing...lmfao!!!!
ImRichMuFukr 6 months ago
alligators have wide snouts and crocodiles have those thinner/longer ones
RattleheadAnthony 6 months ago
damn, that crocodile been makin all kinds of gains
xXP1RaT3 6 months ago 137
@xXP1RaT3 LOOOOOOOOOL!!! XD
Dexduzdiz 6 months ago
@xXP1RaT3 Your comment made me laugh like fucking hell maaane.
BenjaminKuruga 6 months ago
Well they gotta eat duh lol (fisherman)
me6ur 6 months ago
@hodgetwins: that thing also ate a COW! swallow that bitch WHOLE!
dynatae 6 months ago
it'll snap ur fckng shit up!
claireglory 6 months ago 3
@hodgetwins: hey twins, just wanna let you know the second biggest to that croc also resides in a zoo in the Philippines, and their 2 actually namely Shaq and Kobe... LOL both are like 18ft
dynatae 6 months ago
the difference is between the 2 is crocs are aggressive and alligators tend to keep to them selves alligators are fresh water for a fact cuz they are all over the river i live by, youll never see the 2 in the same country but if u do alligator the teeth are on the inside crocs look like they were beaten with a ugly stick bruh
TheDevilMr666 6 months ago
"His family gone be lookin' for his ass, that's a big motherfucker to go missin'"
MurkEDProductions 6 months ago 5
i like how he ended that. no pause between "fuck" and "you wanna do!". the hodges are 20% cooler in my book.
readytomlin 6 months ago
3:28-3:35 Lmfao
jazzyxily 6 months ago
you can do whatever tha FUCK
SmokinBluntzzz 6 months ago
Lake placid shit that is
jonkftw 6 months ago
i loled just looking at u guys.... LOL.
rizal5150 6 months ago
2 people had their shit snapped up by some crazy Crocodile muthafukka!
southstaronline 6 months ago
thats a fuckin dinosaur
Turok676 6 months ago
Can we make a Music Remix of 2:56 ?
J3ANP3T3R 6 months ago
Crocs on some tren e
AnthonyLarios1992 6 months ago
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I counted 13 "snap yo shit up"s
ninetaledj 6 months ago
keith always looks pissed when kevin does the intro.
ninetaledj 6 months ago
cROcS on STEROIDS!!!!!!!
bamski03 6 months ago
lmao eating 3 villages a week lol
12345kissy 6 months ago
OMG!! I laughed so much i started crying.. So funny!
You guys said 'snap yo s#*t up' about 20 times. Keiths actions got me laughing so much & the little things kevin would say :L
leanora14 6 months ago
Is it me or was it funny when he kept saying "livin in fear"
AntonSlizzardhands 6 months ago
I bet the water where the croc was living in was poluted with chemicals like Growth Hormone and diananbol.
KiwiDillan 6 months ago
I am getting married in Philippines in Nov. Will try to get a pic taken with this mother fucker :D
SyphonFilterr 6 months ago
i just used a mushrooom tip pump man, omg i think my dick is litterally gonna fAll off, holy shit
xgamer420x 6 months ago
3:31
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dunlea2k8 6 months ago
Go back to the old shit meh...
bvsandman 6 months ago
I would like to see the giant alligator swallow this two retards!. Get a life bitches!..
Fir3s4iL 6 months ago
@Fir3s4iL Its a giant crocodile not an alligator bitch
Gemsoulful 6 months ago
I woud be happy that that big ass beast was captured too
shesobreezy 6 months ago
Lake Placid !!!
MBryantFFNY 6 months ago
Crocodiles have a v shaped snout, aligators have a round snout
Kb07474 6 months ago
its godzilla
phantomhockeyzero 6 months ago
crocodile jaws are wider then aligators
beauttty07 6 months ago
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beauttty07 6 months ago
@beauttty07 other way around !
Mattyboyzie 6 months ago
@Mattyboyzie no its not
beauttty07 6 months ago
@beauttty07 wanna fight me over that? ;)
Mattyboyzie 6 months ago
@KavIsLegend It's reverb possibly large room or plated reverb.
peeweesherman 6 months ago
btw, crocodilians = saltwater, alligators = freshwata
peeweesherman 6 months ago
0:15, corrects his bro for callin it an alligator...0:40, he calls it an alligator
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peeweesherman 6 months ago
thats the biggest do whateva the fuck u wanna do iv ever seen
pspman2007 6 months ago
my mushroom tip is 21 feet long
pspman2007 6 months ago
Funny partz wen he said he gon SNAP YO SHIT UP and HE BULLY HE ATE YO CUZIN UP U AINT GON DO SHIT LOL
Vixensavoie63 6 months ago
Press 7 for a summary of the video
TheToiGun 6 months ago
lmfao video funny as shit YOU CAN DO WHATEVER THE FUCK!!!!! YOU WANA DO!
gtjet1 6 months ago
LOL 2:56
Legendary514 6 months ago
3:31 LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
ARMENIAKB24 6 months ago
3:22
tadentt 6 months ago 2
thats not the difference between crocs and gators deuche bags! and quit eating the camera alredy! its faking annoying. JUST A STATEMENT! dont cry
bistnenutte 6 months ago
@bistnenutte you couldnt explain that without calling them douche bag dumb idiot..
One1egendary 6 months ago
@bistnenutte fuck you asshole
yz450fyamaha1 6 months ago
There was another report on this topic after they caught that croc they spotted an even bigger one.
Bigalinbklyn83 6 months ago
''Dat dude was eatin' 3 villages twice a week'' i died loling.
TDanceTV2 6 months ago 3
you 2 are late because right after they captured this creature, another one twice as big was spotted lol. Check the news for details
TDanceTV2 6 months ago
i love how you were laughing one second and then you get mad the other second
RayWilliamJohansen 6 months ago
Why are dudes wanna hear about mushroom tips coming from another guy y'all fkn gay ass fack
sharingan5123 6 months ago
@sharingan5123 can i stick it in you then? 8==>
Linky360 6 months ago
Lol why is it captured and nor killed?
KYCTellEM 6 months ago
@KYCTellEM they are a protected species
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