The Best Ralph Wiggum Quotes

[MBfingerboarding]

whats the song at start

[cjimmy99]

"This is a really, really old video."

If it was made before 1997, then that would be a good thing... In fact, it's a good thing anyways, The Simpsons just got worse after that.

[ryrodye]

"Oh boy, sleep! That's where I'm a viking!"

"He's gonna smell like hotdogs!"

[ari98802]

2:51 xDD I'm Learnding! :D

[Spindles15]

Tethered Swimming!!!

[TheBlueRose2008]

My cat's breath smells like cat food...

[Respect2theFallen]

Me fail english thats unpossible

[demonbuddah]

I'm Learnding!

[xX9121998xX]

thats some nice flutin' boy

[wearethefallenmusic]

me fail English? That's unpossible

[JWPtoTPinUSA]

#1 absolutely............... " the doctor said I wouldn't get so many nosebleeds if I just kept my Finger outta there!"

[lazygirl23ful]

COOL



[lazygirl23ful]

@lazygirl23ful I KIDDING

[aaardvarkkk]

hahaha!!! "...and then the baby looked at me"! Let me guess, it was a one-eyed baby.

[kleinernilsliebhaber]

Ralph IS the best moment



[4876531]

3:28

[Hellfire258]

its so bad.. that i can picture all the episodes from history... maybe i should of used that memory for school... aw well to late now

[gkopacz]

Hahaha that's some nice flutin boy.

[jeryek13]

this is all pretty much he ever has said xD

[NixuJongaFin]

Whats the starting song

[cavalierfan1995]

ralph:MR SIMPSON,THE TOP FUMES ARE MAKING ME DIZZY

homer:YEAH THELL DO THAT

[kyleclutter1]

"They taste like burning."

[arachnidman8eyes]

@Drackdude who wouldn't be rally's friend he's awesome

[defiant18]

this sounds more like every comment ever made by Ralph wiggum.

[drackdude]

4:38 aww id be ralphs friend :D lmao

[Gogolozable]

You thief you stole lukes lightsaber or no wait it's the like bar LOL =)

[jazzykid1]

If you like this, you should look up "Ralph Wiggum Bloodhound Gang". There's a song made up of Ralph quotes, except for part of the chorus which is "Ralphie, get off the stage sweetheart".

Like this!

[lin2k4]

Dr.WILY STAGE 2 FTW

[75edainsworth]

STRANGER DANGER 

[TerrorWolfX]

Megaman theme <3

[ngwilkum]

please :)

[ngwilkum]

do an animated version of barts prank calls

[galti111]

Prinskipper Skipple! ROFLMAO!

[ExNihiloJimmy]

what a bizarre video. lol chicken nex!

[MCweylin]

whats the song in the beginning?

[TheZookaton]

@MCweylin mega man 2 dr willy theme

[MCweylin]

@TheZookaton

thanks bro.

[Tricky5797]

"They taste like burning" was the first ralph quote/simpsons episode i ever saw. ahhh memories.

[MrFinlandFighter]

Super Nintendo Chalmersss ;D

[English2Elvish]

0:50

[ZZTopRockman]

Where is 'she's touching my special area'?

[long060]

249 people aren't allowed to turn on the stove

[gonnafragu300]

They taste like Burning

[IrishSpy33]

Ralph looks like my friend Alex Kopke!

[oioi99]

ralphie get off the stage sweetheart

[ControlsParental]

What is the song called at the begining of this.

[vpfan207]

246 people tried to drive to the moon because they were mad that they unpossibly fail English. Now theyre going to heaven!

[Zarren364]

I bent my wookie...



[Xifihas]

They taste like...Burning.

[drexawn33]

well she didnt recon with the awesome power of the chief of police! now where did i put my badge... hey that ducks got it! XD

[TBelesiotis]

246 people bent their Wookie. :(

[lambyiii]

prin skipper skipple, er prin nipple skinster i found something! 3:01

[RingtailStudios]

"Can you open my milk Mommy?"

"(Sigh) I'm not 'Mommy' Ralph, I'm Miss Hoover."

(Cue the childrens laughter)

[BIGGERGDOG]

When I grow up, I'm going to Bovine University.

[leedonaldt]

"They taste like burning" >< hahaha

[flyingtoilet1]

umpossible!

[ebanderson72]

Wait Mr. You're going to drink a candle!

[pvtpyle74]

someone took my juice money

[hidood5th]

235 people are unitards.

[1234lavaking]

235 people didnt eated the purple berries

[benoit4reel]

They taste like burning.

[BAMitisME]

hail to the-- SHUT UP!

[MA6lC]

''I can do a sombersault'' My favourite quote ever.

[CommanderThunderush]

Now we need a pullstring Ralph doll!

[thecarreyman2323]

I bent my wookie!

[EmilyluvsMCRx]

"i heard your dad went into a restaurant and ate everything in the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant" idk why but him saying restaurant a lot in that makes me laugh XD

[jan161985]

" hi Lisa, hi Super Nintendo Chalmers"

"Mrs. Crabapple and Mr. Skinner were in the closet making babies and i saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me" Nancy Cartwright is amazing

[Deconsekrator]

Wait mister you're drinking a candle!!!

[RingtailStudios]

How about "I ate too much plastic candy!"

[astrovillan]

I'm paddling backwards! That's a paddlin.

[phoenixrage1]

"Hi, liar!"

[wsox1705]

222 people still have worms

[WarriorCroco]

and i saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me

[whoandtheha]

"My doctor said I wouldn't have so many nosebleeds if I kept my finger outta there."

[Brian88X]

Disliking Ralph, That's a Paddling.

[Marsden117]

"Hey super nintendo chalmers"

[HenkeHus]

Valkeie is makEing random videos. I just wanted to point that out.

[cordell1999]

GO BANANA

[XtremeLetsPlay]

Song at intro?

[cordell1999]

@XtremeLetsPlay m1ega man music

[LeHuyAnh]

Yeah, Mega-Man à la techno!!!

[MansonFan64]

"When I grow up I wanna be a principal or a caterpillar. I love you Principal Skinner!"

[sharperguy]

megaman nostalgia

[AJF786]

When the doctor told me I didn't have worms anymore, that was the happiest day of my life!

Thank you, Ralph. Very graphic.

[Oleerkilass]

I hate ralph wiggum, idiotic character.

[beggo321]

@Oleerkilass I feel sorry for you...

[Oleerkilass]

@beggo321 And you like it?

And do you think a character can be isolted?

[yingkbc]

What happened to "the pointy kitty took it!"?!....

[Simmonds25]

Megaman music at the start =)

[xtremerockomaniac]

Is it weird as it seems the cop is dumber than his boy zDDDDD

[xtremerockomaniac]

Cooool picture! dude! ;)

[xtremerockomaniac]

He's going to smell like hot dogs!! that one was pure gold in the electric chair episode xDDDDD

[11thecupofjesus11]

missing the one where he yells ‎"Thee George Will!"

[FolkMetalManiac]

Best.. Video.. EVER!

[klieghen]

@FolkMetalManiac

in case you didnt realize its not even a video .. its one still pic .. clearly fake and incomplete not even relevant to any of the quotes...

Terrible "video" but great compilation of quotes

[FolkMetalManiac]

@klieghen Ok.... IF you wanna be all technical... Best Still picture with audio track over it Ever. Fucking prick. 

[1MoreRoundbrother]

I like men now KILLED THE MOVIE FOR ME

[tevinsham]

204 people had cats with breath that didn't smell like cat food, lol

[mattsterman2007]

Super Nintendo Chalmers!!

[LBkampen]

@mattsterman2007 nice one

[dhirschman]

And that's where I found the leprechaun. He told me to burn things.

[Fegzy]

Prindipple Skimster!!!

[anto1982]

Teacher made me go to Principal Skinner's office when I was dirty. LMAO

[FlyOfDarkness]

200 people like men

[TehhVivi]

200 peoples dads went into a resturant and ate everything int he resturant and they had to close the resturants

[Namless99989]

this is shit !!! REALY

[QuintMarvel]

Baby looked at you?

[mys628]

they taste like burningggg

[SmoothCriminalAaron]

Super Nintendo Chalmers, Sega Genesis

When I was dead broke man I couldn't picture this

[Dharkhaze17]

And the baby looked at me

LOVE HIM <3

[martinboi09lawds]

my nob taste funny

lolololololololol

[underlinedbluetext]

@martinboi09lawds please refrain from tasting the knob.

[martinboi09lawds]

@underlinedbluetext it sounds so wrong

[BrokenHeartedGirl117]

194 people ate the purple berries. And it tasted like burning.

[cwongchung]

my favorite is; they taste like burning & HI, super-Nintendo Chalmers!!

[richmond24]

"me fail english? thats onpossible"

[CheckOutThisComment]

"Thankyou Ralph very graphic"

[gregg1944553]

"I'M A UNI-TARD" lol that's my favorite!

[saloontamoon]

hahaha super nintendo Chalmers

[StrawberryGuy86]

My favourite Ralph moment is: Principle Skinner and Mrs. Krabapple were making babies!

[skillz139]

damm there use to be a vid with this wat happen!!!

[SMKears519]

Ralph's offically my favourite character.

[tramsay1027]

The children are right to laugh at you, Ralph.



[TropicalParadox]

184 people failed to become either a principal or caterpillar.

[charlesr456]

It's a shame the audio's so bad.

Still a thumbs up though.

[bishiecake]

Ms. Crabapple, I ate my worm. Can I have another one?

[77businessman]

CUM!!!

[Tayashinotado]

182 people drank candles.

[kewigu]

song name ? its sounds really cool!

[MrBbendiksen]

Maybe she drove to the moon?

[lo247365]

u forgot when ralph bit into the tomacco and sed,,THIS TASTE LIKE GRANDMA ,, ralph is so dumb lol

[edthepoo]

HI SUPER NINTENDO CHARLMERS!!!! <---WINNER

[ribinfo]

Ralph wiggum

i won won!

no Ralph you failed English.

me fail English?thats unpossible.

[HSAdestroy]

I'm a boy!

[skudman061]

please refrain from tasting the knob

[lfctwentytwo]

what's a battle?-supernintendo chalmers-did that student just say what's a battle? NO haha he's my favourite character

[spjfrat]

When Marge touched his shoulder-She's touching my special area.

[prodiG97]

Hi Liar!

[Ibrahimavichable]

be quiet

[jet031]

177 people aren't allowed to turn on the stove

[DChatc]

NOSTALGIA HEAVEN! Aaaaaaaaghhhhhhhhh :)

[wsox1705]

maybe she drove to the moon

[camlind12]

171 people ate Chicken Next for lunch.

[saloontamoon]

@camlind12 its chicken necks not next

[iRRichiee]

@camlind12 1 person cant understand when people say chicken necks :)

[ISellPropane]

Somebody took my juice money!

[D77X]

" Can you open my milk Mommy "

[ElGolpeatambores]

Hi Supernintendo Chalmers

Best Line EVAR! :3

[TheIcebreakzzz]

bets part 5:14

[bloempje2305]

Too bad "..and iron you" isn't in there

[makestuffguy]

Thank you Ralph, very graphic...

[TheKevinWalker]

I'M LEARNDING!!!

[ebaenen]

WAIT mister your drinking a candle! i saw the epsisode with the full quote if you want

* homer talking about a pepper and cheif wiggum* ralph: wait mister your drinking a candle, you dont wanna get wax in your mouth do you?

homer: yeah.... maybe i do son, maybe i do.

[hiphopisntdead]

Ralph: *singing* he steps on the clutch and the toilet goes flush, hail to the...

Principal Skinner SHUT UP!

[Dragforce69]

When I get older, Im going to BOVINE UNIVERSITY! this kid needs help

[ninja1018]

megaman 2?

[McDrunk82]

the children are right to laugh at you...

Oh Ralph, dont you ever change.

[defmusik714]

"They Taste Like Buuuuurning!" lmao RALPH WIGGUM FOR RULER OF THE FREE WORLD.." When The World Becomes Free!

[tygerrstile]

whats for lunch today? NEXTT! chicken necks?? lmao!

[snowblind1985]

ralph is definitely THE most adorable cartoon character..

[BGDD27]

i wanna be a principal or a catapillar.

[mommajudecj]

They Taste Like Burning Best Line Ever

[Willihier]

the song at the beginning :

megaman 2 dr. wily stage music

[doriadell]

IWBTG music :D

[SmileGotham]

LOL LOL!!! AS SAD AS IT MAY SOUND "so...do you like....stuff?" IS THE BEST PICK UP LINE ONE CAN EVER USE!!! I STILL USE IT TODAY! LOL HAHAHAHA!!!

[misterboom97]

ich kann nicht so gut englisch

[thecritiquevirtuoso]

@misterboom97

Du solltest es auf Deutsch hören.

[klasomentas]

We all got some Ralph in us.

[rapideye97]

Chocolate microscopes? LMAO

[o00o00o00o00o]

IM LEARNDING! :P

[SilentSnake10]

Whats that tune in the begining?

[alitllebitemo]

@SilentSnake10 I belive it´s from MEgaman

[GothGaara92]

he's gonna smell like hot dogs

[KingJulien12]

I love the bovine university one.

[CalexanderJ]

"I ated the purple berries"

"How are they Ralph?"

"They taste like burning"

[SSt4rr]

no "but what man could tame her"

[KartKing4ever]

duuuude whats the song in the beginning

[earlofeastjurong]

When I grow up , I'm want to go to Bovine University !

[richardw]

Teacher made me go to Principal Skinner's office when I was dirty