Stephen Lynch - Priest

[Magitithefox]

Yhe end i lughed at when he did stuff to the MIC LOL

[MrRobolincoln]

@cr8zykill3er no they wont they hated someone instead of forgiving his tresspasses so there going to hell

[cr8zykill3r]

70 people gonna go to heaven

[Killercomma]

Well fuck i'm going to hell now

[militaryqueen1]

Buahahahaha Alter Boy 3

[MrCurugane]

I dream of playing this in the vatican state trough a network of speakers :p Will I be excommunicated for that?

[LadyNuray]

@MrCurugane Well, it depends... Are you a Ninja?

[sophiachristamk]

one of the best songs i've heard? yes.... hellz yes XD

[KTK360]

Perfect voice for a Disney movie, u can just imagine him as aladdin raping the genie or sumthin XD

[RockBand072]

@KTK360 Na

[honeynigiri]

this is completely hilarious, i think its more Lynch's mannerism and actions than anything else !

[Torterrastorm]

I'm going to hell for laughing at his songs XD

[Torterrastorm]

XD So wrong

[FlyingSpaghetti171]

68 people love choirboys in a bad way.

[SuperRunescapeTube]

Please stand for Sandusky's theme song.

[TheRealKSmith]

hahahahahaha this is so wierd 

[Randomgulliblegirl]

I'M SCARED.

[theasskicker24]

He is so going to hell for this, and so are all of you for watching this

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See you there

[Gonzalodark2]

@theasskicker24 well if he is going to hell, hell will be more fun than heaven so FUCK YEAH!

[andy90roxy]

Who knew that priests knew how to use the dislike button?

[LOAblue]

I don't even believe in hell... and I still feel like I'm going there for laughing at this lol

[dragoon850]

i love how creepy he looks while he sings ;D

[pitbullgirl3435]

reason why i don't go to church

[BoyluvWOW]

Go into confession booth, tell the priest you saw him with that boy from down the street, pretend to phone police

[Dark6Matter9Master]

Play this song at sunday mas. Who's got the balls to do it? I would but I don't go to church, nor do i have a way to get there.

[deadheadlooser]

@Dark6Matter9Master I'll pay your cab fair and lend you my cam-corder. Send me your dox. :P 

[Zippomatt4]

@Dark6Matter9Master I won't just play it. I'll sing it and post it on youtube.

[petschy9]

I have to see this guy live.

[pyrofreak47]

its fuckin funny though XD 

[CakiePieSquared]

So horrible. Lol.

[DrusillaRiddle]

Will never be able to look at my church's priest again without this song playing in my head :/

[brightheart1windclan]

O.o

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[ROYALxHERETIC]

I hope they bought a new mic or cleaned that one...

[nikkiwolf22]

you're definitely going to hell, but this is fuckin hilarious

[SuperTurtlemandude1]

this is fucking great im surpised it has gotten shit from religious people that have no sense of humor

[Roonsification]

*Stehpen



[Roonsification]

Stephan was raised catholic obviously

[TheNickleChick]

id be his alter boy anytime

[Zeldarulz133]

@TheNickleChick Your not the only one ;

[shadowwolf204]

0:51-0:53 TROLL FACE!

[shadowwolf204]

This may be weird...but I think this actually almost converted me...I'm not sure whether to be happy or not...

[shadowwolf204]

@shadowwolf204 First top comment. Cool, I guess.

[Carbon762]

@shadowwolf204 Converted you to what? From what?

[MusicGirl3181]

when he started licking the mic my friend literley rolled on the floor laughing

[swimteamizzle1114]

Man, I knew this would be offensive as hell before I even watched it. Awesome though!

[fatherkornhole]

66 people got molested by a priest :>

[DustyForgotten]

It's amazing how physical he gets with just facial expressions and those knees...

[MsRaabie]

i fucken love him, he has the best humor and the balls to actually say it! ^-^

[xXNick1010sXx]

this is so true

[piggypimp3195]

love this song fucking funny hhahahahaahahahah lol who your father who your father

[triedge91]

"i could dress him like the pope then id ffffffff....oh dear god the shame!!"

best line ever lol

[12343astronomer]

looolololololololololololololo­l he is one of the best comedians ever for sure.

[MrNinjaKazuki]

65 microphones have been molested lately

[deadheadlooser]

@MrNinjaKazuki 67 people try to make jokes about 67,000 dislikes to make them feel "special" ..

[TheCodyHannah]

lol wut XD

[stillpulseXistrolln]

i love the part when he is singing from 0:19 - 4:15. :D

[MrBIGmoney528]

THIS GUY IS AWESOME!!!

[peripsumetcumipso]

Wicked, I must be a sick bugger because I found this amazing

[F3Customs]

THIS MAGIC MOOMMENNTTT !

[x0xMaiax0x]

I'm Catholic.. but this is amazing..

[FatherOfHumor]

This mad dick moment

[Constantinehl2]

come to greece for a performance people will love your crazyness

[xxrednecksxx2]

I swear this made me want to go back to church just to have this blaring when the priest starts the sermon. I would so do this just to watch everyones reaction. I would probably get kicked out but I'd be laughing while they drag me out

[lovingkorvs]

His mom must be so proud!

[mnaty45]

This video is most popular with:

Gender Age

Male 18-24

Female 13-17  (lol)

Male 25-34

[Dylainn]

@mnaty45 I'm a thirteen year old chick. Problem? ;)

[mnaty45]

@Dylainn um, no. I am also a 13 year old chick. I was laughing at the fact that 13 year-olds watched this besides me. Sorry if this offended you

[Dylainn]

@mnaty45 Bahaha. No, that's fine. XD I wasn't offended.

(But I must say I love your picture, even if it's USUK -prefers FrUK any day-)

[mnaty45]

@Dylainn I'm not a fan of FrUck.. I mean, al lot of people end up using it as a cuss anyways. IGGY BELONGS TO HIS OBLIVIOUS AMERICAN!!........ My friend wanted me to say that.. but it's true for me. I'm not putting down your opinion. But do you like RoChu?

[Dylainn]

@mnaty45 Well USUK used to be my OTP... And then I RP'd some FrUK. And it was so beautiful.

Ew. RoChu. RuPru forever! (No offense if you like it. I don't mean to cause offense ;n;)

[mnaty45]

@Dylainn ah... RPing does change the mind. But I asked because I am writing a RoChu fic. But instead of RuPru I like it RoChu and PruCan..... it's cool to hear what other pairings people like though!

[Dylainn]

@mnaty45 I'll be completely honest. RoChu and PruCan are the only two pairings in Hetalia that I can't stand *headdesk* I'd probably like them if it weren't for the fact that my waifu loves RuPru and got me into a RP with her... I play as Vanya ;u; And now RuPru is my OTP for leif XD

[mnaty45]

@Dylainn I see now. My friend got me into hetalia and these were the ones she likes, so I RP with her and liked them also. We haven't tried any of those because if i suggest it she facepalms then says "Shut up and eat your pop-tart" (i always steal her pop-tarts in the morning~)

[Dylainn]

@mnaty45 Hehe. Well, I've been exposed to all the pairings in Hetalia. And I've picked my favorites. RuPru and male!Belarus/Romano are my faves, though EnglandxEngland (SELFCEST) is tied with the second one. (However I only like Selfcest if it's two diff versions. For Iggy I like SweetDevil and BitterAngel) You know who the burple mage is on deviantART?

[mnaty45]

@Dylainn I just looked her up. Is that your DA? The drawings a AMAZING!! And I can understand the SweetDevil and BitterAngel. I RP'd that with a friend online. It was pretty cool!

[Dylainn]

@mnaty45 I WISH that was mine! ;___; I play as SweetDevil :D I don't even know if I'm in character... He strikes me as uke-ish until you get to the bedroom scene... Pfft haha he also has Chiraptophobia which is fear of being touched... Angel's the only one allowed to touch him. It's a LOT fluffier than you would thing XD

[mnaty45]

@Dylainn hm... That sounds really cool!! And of course only Angel can touch him~ it would be terrible if anyone else got to him! All my hetalia friends always say I'm the Bad Touch Trio in one!.... But I'm okay with it :3 It's funny because I know Spanish, German, and French, so whichever character I feel like being that time, I'll screw with my friends and talk in that language!........

[Dylainn]

@mnaty45 I'll be posting a fanfic about it soon on dA... There's also a RuPru fanfic on my dA. I've converted even some of the most powerful haters of RuPru. And, well, my mid evil sister, there's room here for another; Would you care to take a roll of the die? //shot'd for using Stephen Lynch lyrics in yaoi

[mnaty45]

@Dylainn Really? And yes, because if it's good enough for a Stephen Lynch quote, I shall read it! What's your DA?

[Dylainn]

@mnaty45 Yes! And it would be easier to just follow these steps to get to it:

(On dA front page)

Literature-->Prose-->Fiction--­>General Fiction-->Introductions & Chapters

And then type in Straight No Chaser

Chapters 1-4 pop right up :)

[mnaty45]

@Dylainn  Thanks! *starts reading*

[mnaty45]

@Dylainn Just finished ch.1 . Guess what? You have converted me! btw, nice invisible goatee of awesomeness~

[Dylainn]

@mnaty45 :D That was my awesome Prussia ;u; I'm glad I have converted someone else! :D

[mnaty45]

@Dylainn Your story is really good too! You're a good writer!! Have you wrote other stories? And do you use a FanFiction also?

[Dylainn]

@mnaty45 I have a FanFiction but currently I haven't posted anything on it. My Pru is posting Straight No Chaser on her account. And thank you, you flatter me ;u; I've been writing for years now... So that's yes, I've written other stories. But none of them are half as decent as Straight No Chaser~ ... Except for the one I'm writing right now with is SweetDevil x BitterAngel~ XDD

[mnaty45]

@Dylainn I can't wait to read the SweetDevil x BitterAngel !!! And I'm in ch.3 right now of Straight No Chaser, and all I can do is hold back my tears!!! It's sooo sad yet sooo good!!! How do you come up with this?!?

[Dylainn]

@mnaty45 OAO You're holding back TEARS?! That's... that's... That's like the best compliment we've ever had, that we made someone CRY from our stuff. I'm sorry. I think I might get emotional. XDD We have overactive imaginations. It's been months since we wrote that. I don't even remember RPing it. Well actually I do. I hated being Russia throughout those chapters. After chapter 3 I liked being him but in ch 3 I was like "AW COME ON RUSSIA. GET YO ASS UP AND MAN UP ;____;"

[mnaty45]

@Dylainn You deserve the complement though!! And I was thinking that too!!! Russia needs to listen!! I'm going to try to finish tonight, but I might not

[Dylainn]

@mnaty45 What chapter you on? Lol they're all pretty long. I was wondering if I should make them shorter but then I'm like "... Nah."

[mnaty45]

@Dylainn I prefer long chapters. And for tonight I'm stopping at the fact that England is shirtless and being tickled by Scot, while Prussia is have dirty thoughts, and Russia just cut himself from his vodka bottle

[Dylainn]

@mnaty45 OMG I remember RPing that. Chapter 4, right? Lololol. You know we didn't even have a name for it until we'd started chapter 7 (Which is my fave chapter honhon.)

[mnaty45]

@Dylainn really? Well, no one truly knows what to make a story called until they get the whole idea down. Ch 7 you say? I'll have to read faster then! :) But why is it your fav? or would that be too much of a spoiler?

[Dylainn]

@mnaty45 Heheh. Let's just say France would approve ;)

[mnaty45]

@Dylainn ahh~~ so Hungary has her camera and Japan has his pencil and drawing book?~ I see now~~ And how the hell does Russia take glass out of his arm without screaming?!?!?!!??!? oh wait... he's Russia~

[Dylainn]

@mnaty45 Japan with a pencil and drawing book? o n o No he has a camera too. XD Yeeaaahhhh. I tried to write that part best I could o n o

[mnaty45]

@Dylainn ah~ I'm in the middle of the photo shoot~~~

[Dylainn]

@mnaty45 Almost as my fave part XDD

[MrRucknroll]

@mnaty45 how u know

[liquidblue0803]

fucking funny as hell....

[MegaMightyena]

well, if the likes represented people who like this, then the priests ( red) are screwed.

[cubs19966]

im catholic this is some funny shit see you all in hell!

[000000poizen000000]

I will never hear or read the phrase "Thy Kingdom come" in the same way again...

[hollythecatful]

oh dear god. a jizzed in my pants oment. lol

[sung1g1rl]

1:32 ----> its hell ... definitely hell

[b35th34l]

65 people are catholic ... xD

[rdiaz2720]

i love sick fuck guys like him they make me go crazy

[Cloak2202]

I wonder if he cleaned that mic before the show. hope it wasn't a used one

[sgNism]

ASDF

[Thebob8206]

that wuz freakin hilarious

[spacezunite]

its okay we are all going to hell

[Ntwister]

@spacezunite u sure we aren't already here ?

[sydthemusicjunkie]

His songs are so freaking sick and "ohmygoddidhejustsaythat?"-ish­....but hes still amazingly funny and i cant stop watching him xD

[McNutz88]

how come the comments for Craig were disabled but not this one? This song seems slightly more offensive than Craig..

[MegaMightyena]

i'll give him some cummmunion wine thats spiked with spanish fline

[UNDRTKR90]

@MegaMightyena I believe it's Spanish Fly, not Fline.

[zanegrey95]

He Is A Great Singer :D

[TheKronnoz]

the 63 dislikes are the Priests!

[hiimgod801]

THIS MAGIC MOMENT quickly follwed by a priest fantasizing about children.

[Sagaterious]

Bo Burnham V Stephen Lynch?,

Theres no fucking competition.

Lynch wins hands down.

[hellraiserr666]

@Sagaterious ok, well they're both very different artists, so that comparison is downright pointless, Bo wins in a lot of ways, Lynch in the others, but theyre is no doubt that both are very skilled

[hellraiserr666]

there*



[GuitarHeroKing1971]

I would be your Mary, Steven.

[justaskin1]

@GuitarHeroKing1971 I think he's looking for a Joseph, Mary. Sorry. xD

[manutd233]

62 people Had sex with a Catholic Preist

[kobi6538]

@manutd233 as cruel as this comment is it actually made me laugh

[hungeredone]

@manutd233 well im sure there were a lot more than 62

[ahles99]

Bo Burnham is way funnier than this guy. No offense but that is just my opinion.

[bboyrules]

@ahles99 Bo is good but Stephen is way better. Stephen's lyrics are much more 'educated' if you can it that lol

[ahles99]

@bboyrules I'm sorry but Bo Burnham lyrics are way more thought of and clever.. Look at his puns and jokes and then Stephen Lynch makes the easy offensive jokes.. Don't get me wrong, some of his stuff is kinda funny but I just feel like Bo Burnham is way more funnier/and well obviously clever.

[wolfman6712]

@ahles99 they both are good bo burnham is good for what he does and stephen lynch is good for his offencive jokes its all what people just like

[DeathNoteOwnerTooBe]

my reeeccc- tok. :D

[acjub]

Such a lucky mike..

[KristinaChung3210]

I was able to watch part 2 of the full length film in Hi Def Blu-Ray quality here >> bit.ly\iKyvgk << the ending is really cool!!! :D

[Jllyrol311]

He's an underrated songwriter. I still think this is his most well-written song! I wish I wrote it (with completely different lyrics).

[FoReVeRcRaZification]

61 people are catholic priests with temptations.

[westogoods]

intro.....sandlot??

[zombiestupidey]

He's fucken amazing <333

[Talinthis]

dislike! this song is to badass to like!

[skybv]

Great voice,great songs,great man!

[marpsugar]

58 people were alter boys

[jrptrapt116]

58 people got raped.

[albamababe]

the opening song always sounds to me as "this man-dick moment!" and now you do too. youre welcome :)

[hamster3467]

why is this so catchy.... maybe I'll sing this on sunday :I

[gdog11221994]

dear i1wingedangel the song you play all the time in the beginingof these videos is anoying i came here to watch the video not hear a song i dont want to hear grantedits a good song but I WANT TO WATCH THE VIDEO SO THE SONGAT THE BEGINING IS STUPID SO STOP SO WE CAN WATCH THE VIDEO!!!!!!!

[ErisRoseRenee]

its sad when this is better than songs on the radio, lol

[satanistis123]

@ErisRoseRenee :D

[TheGreySkiesProject]

you all lose the game

[Jamiree7]

@TheGreySkiesProject you mean the game a fucking five year old made that makes no sense? i hope you win you immature fuck

[antheaxe]

he is a sick fuck but you got to love him 

[dreamshooter90]

@antheaxe Actually he's pretty damn normal.

[BrandonTsia]

436,666 views. WIN.

[Vehrim]

damn he has such a gorgeous voice <3

[anto8905]

who's your father who's your father? XD

[whataboutredlorry]

He's got a great voice...

[LordWhorfinX2]

probably going to Hell just by clicking on this video..lol...... ( and we are going to see him this weekend!!) O.O

[bennourse1]

Never to ... *EPIC TOUNGE SPASM KISS STYLE* ... teeeeeeeell

[MrLadyGaGa838]

u are awesome, enough said

[signedupforlols]

im gonna vomit lol



[MrTrevion20]

that microphone soon later sued for sexual harrasment...

[kalebwalker68]

@MrTrevion20 but its not sexual harrasment if the mic like it



[TheMizzPersonality]

This Mad Dick Moment...



[anticliche321]

this should be on the Doubt soundtrack

[TheDiablowolf]

lawls I say stuff like that all the time XD not that I want to do that to another man, hell no 0_0 but my freind is an alter boy so I always warn him about this XD and is it legal to do that to a microphone?

[sleepwalkerII]

@TheDiablowolf

its sexual harassment! (well not realy) :)

[YChrisW]

when i wake up in the morning blast this song a my speaker system tht funny as hell

[puppy10112]

i do love stephen lynch but not this song but my boy friend does