hmm just thinking. if he would be as fast as Carl Lewis, he would have more muscle on him, which means he would be heavier, which means he wouldn't jump as far...
Hi i have a question. I am 15 years old and today in school we had long jump. and i got the best in class and i got 5,1 meter`s its is good when i am 15 years old and i am not going on olympic things :)
I remember watching that in Panama.. I used to live their.. and when we won the gold it was the first gold that a Panamanian had won.. and all the schools were shut down early, there were parades, parties! It was a blast!
@sydneymassive Top an national sports sensation? with a crowd of millions weighing over your shoulders and people betting you could do it and being frightened? My ASS, I bet you my ASS you can't top that
@sydneymassive I reckon you're thick as pig shit if you truly believe that. I jumped 5 when I was 14 also, only managed 6.41 by age 22. Means sod all. If you're serious you're a moron. If you're kidding then you're a lonely moron.
@pondguard22 Seeing as you're still at school, I assume you're struggling academically and socially. So instead of acting all cool on the internet like you're some kind of hilarious entity that others want to keep around, wise up, get some social skills & leave the house for a while. You'll find out that the outdoors is fun, and the less you talk to people like you're better than them, the less you'll be hated. Internet trolls are lower than rapists.
@pondguard22 Don't be so hard on yourself man. I'm sure you're an OK guy. Just get out into the world and make some friends, you're gonna be alright buddy. Love you.
@sydneymassive - Why did you think it would be funny? Seriously? Why did you think posting "give me a couple of weeks & I could probably beat him" Realistically, I know theres no way you could. So why did you think it would be funny? LIke all these pricks on Usain Bolt videos "I'm 15 and I run 9.4" No you don't you retard, its not true & its not funny. Why bother? You make yourself seem like a prick instantly as everyone knows its a lie. Now sod off and hang yourself in the woods lonely infant.
@pondguard22 How do you know I couldn't beat him? And for the future could you compile all your comments into a folder or binder and send a hard copy to me. Much appreciated.
@sydneymassive Because I'm not a retard, thats why I know you couldn't beat him. More to the point I follow athletics quite religiously, so if there was an instance in where you could jump further than this guy and close to the jumps of Bob Beamon, Carl Lewis, and Mike Powell I'd know exactly who you you are. Don't try & play that card, you haven't got a clue.
@sydneymassive How do I know you're not Carl Lewis/Bob *Beamon? The same reason I know you couldn't beat Saladino in Long Jump - I'm not a retard. You could well be Jesse James but that means sweet sod all in Athletics terms as he's a dead cowboy. Muppet.
@sydneymassive Yes mate, how do I know you're not Lewis/Beamon/Jesse fucking James now? Because you're Chionis. You're a greek spartan who died 600 years before Jesus. Now everything makes sense. You're disabled aren't you. You actually have downs. Fucking brave, and you can type so well! Amazing! Modern medicine I tell ya.
@sydneymassive Ah, that great Aussie ancestory. How embarrassing for you sunshine, Y-O-U-'-R-E means YOU ARE, Y-O-U-R means YOUR! No wonder we gave you independence, fuckin backward arsed morons.
@sydneymassive Good luck with English little infant! YOU'RE gonna need it! And if you fail, it'll be YOUR fault! Look it up, I dare ya. An Aussie from Ancient Greek descent couldn't POSSIBLY out-English someone born & bred from UNITED KINGDOM could they??? For the record, my ancestors were horse thieves, I hate the gits. Ancestory is dna, not ability. Plus, if you actually are Chionis, you'll of course know his reported pb was 7.05m. A litlle bit less than 8.73m, even you can realise that.
@pondguard22 Why are you getting so upset? I don't care about your shit ancestry, but you seem to be upset because I can jump further and higher than you, don't worry man, keep trying and you will get close to me. And I laughed at you're grammar failings, thanks. Peace.
@sydneymassive You claim your Chionis blood makes you a shit hot jumper, myself and science agree that's bullshit. I could not care less how far you claim to jump. Fact of the matter is you're talking bollocks if you still think you could jump further than Saladino with two weeks training. Grammar lesson - google "you're", and you'll find it means "you are". You fucking spastic.
@sydneymassive You're trying to be so clever and funny and all you look like is a child with learning disabilities. You're a tragic situation. I bet you're that skinny kid that the fat kid slammed in that viral video and you still think you're all that. Twat, Sheer twat. Only way to describe you lad. TWAT!
@sydneymassive Yes yes, very good. Keep showing everyone who watches this video EXACTLY what you are. A petulant virgin infant. You'll never be funny and the more you reply the more you prove it.
@kevin6009000 All of the top long/ triple jumpers in the world need to slow down prior to taking off. It's known as the "speed-accuracy trade off". A faster sprint will result in a poorer jump technique and accuracy to reach the board. Watch carefully next time you see jumpers and notice the last 3 strides.
@40football40 They only measure the part of your body that landed the furthest back. So they measured it from where his butt landed, not where his feet landed.
..............!!!!!!
MultiSilversky 1 week ago
i can get 15 meters in kinect sports, this video is a load of horse shit
popel6 2 weeks ago
i came here from the how to wipe your ass video :s
ranga290 1 month ago
He must have allot of red bull ;-)
TheAtomicCARROT1000 1 month ago
no thats a foul he farted and it gave him a boost
rodeytube 1 month ago
muito bom
AZA19831 1 month ago
hmm just thinking. if he would be as fast as Carl Lewis, he would have more muscle on him, which means he would be heavier, which means he wouldn't jump as far...
Rob4ixxx 2 months ago
@Rob4ixxx Not necessarily
atltrackstar1 2 months ago
Chuck Norris + this = unlimited jump
niklasps3 3 months ago
proud to be from Panama too !
05Arii 3 months ago
for some reason it didn't look that impressive..powell's jump does tho
cactus77 3 months ago
Thumbs up if QWOP got you here
inspectergadget25 3 months ago
when i first saw the title to this vid i thought it said "salad jumps 8.73 m" lol silly dyslexia
theSneakySasquatch 3 months ago
el mejor dejastes en alto a panam irrvi muchas gracias
yuli28793 4 months ago
looks like he was running at half max speed -.-
Goatse88 4 months ago
i wish i was black,,,
TheKakakakaka101 4 months ago
he is pretty light, but he lacks some speed. Not bad tho, WL at all.
Rob4ixxx 4 months ago
That guy must be a pro at QWOP
DogsneedpIeasuretoo 4 months ago
Why did they not get this guy to be QWOP???
darkgothyoda 4 months ago
Its not just me is it......... He jogged up to the board and did that!!! F*****g sprint next time you idiot!! lol!!
22222rew 4 months ago
why did he not run faster?
Mahav97 4 months ago
@Mahav97 He is deceptively fast!
tompaulcampbell 4 months ago
@tompaulcampbell it does not look exactly like that ..
Mahav97 4 months ago
@tompaulcampbell But you can clearly see he could go faster with more training
daniel355273 3 months ago
This is how QWOP is supposed to be played!
chikkc 4 months ago
How did me watching QWOP get to this?
Nuttydude999 4 months ago 75
@Nuttydude999 Because it's related to track. Hence the reason why this was in the "related videos".
Skymph 1 month ago
Hi i have a question. I am 15 years old and today in school we had long jump. and i got the best in class and i got 5,1 meter`s its is good when i am 15 years old and i am not going on olympic things :)
SoranWithbigS 4 months ago
@SoranWithbigS it's really good if you don't do training,but it's ok-mediocre if you train in long jump
ChrisKaloy 4 months ago
I was expecting a backflip knee shuffle.
Shipoopiism 5 months ago
man i only can jump 17 feet lol
KurtCobainMusic 5 months ago
sweet
flanker68 5 months ago
QWOP master
JennaLouiseXO 5 months ago 2
i got here from qwop
L5ANN5 5 months ago
That white thing is a spring board !!!
FIRST465 5 months ago
Wow I wonder whos controlling him.
ImUhhhIdk 5 months ago
I remember watching that in Panama.. I used to live their.. and when we won the gold it was the first gold that a Panamanian had won.. and all the schools were shut down early, there were parades, parties! It was a blast!
Brayden123Vin 5 months ago
@Brayden123Vin
There are alot of great great atheltes in Central / South America, but i think the best athletes mainly prefer soccer and baseball!
TheAngeltoDemon 5 months ago
@TheAngeltoDemon No? The best still end up in track&field.
henrimart7 4 months ago
@henrimart7
In Panama? In the US, i think mostly, but there could be great long jumpers who play basketball/football here.
TheAngeltoDemon 4 months ago
good grief if this guy had the speed of carl lewis he'd be over 30 feet easy.
owen1967 5 months ago
came from QWOP
Yamamoto1213y1 5 months ago
Its from the Netherlands!!! :D
Minetorpia 5 months ago
how is the length determined? it seems his feet went well past the 9 meter mark
metru2222 5 months ago
@metru2222 its from the farthest point back so in his case its where his butt lands
69codmaster 5 months ago
I like how the top two comments are the same thing.
rinmach117 5 months ago 2
That's how I win qwop.
littlbigtree 5 months ago
HOLY SHIT HES A FUCKING FROG
superskullkid 5 months ago
0:19 man can fly
SleepyMotion 5 months ago
hes good at this game
jalomursu 5 months ago 2
QWOP black guy version, improved graphics
jericoferrari55 5 months ago
pshh, on kinect sports i got 12 get out of here. :P
GregRK7 5 months ago
i bet there was some KFC off camera for him to jump at
Ioganstone 5 months ago
If this guy was as fast as Carl Lewis...i don't even imagine what he could do...
Zer0c0oL4 5 months ago 33
@Zer0c0oL4 it'ss likee hee run'ss withh aa jogg ? I longg jumpp too thoe , andd i'm barelyy jumpp'n 18'03 !
envyGBee 5 months ago
@Zer0c0oL4 Just wait until Usain Bolt starts to compete in long jump...
95js95 4 months ago 2
@95js95 Yeah...I'm kinda hoping that Bolt starts Long Jumping aswell.
Zer0c0oL4 4 months ago
FAKE
FabMrFabFab 5 months ago
FAKE
FabMrFabFab 5 months ago
@FabMrFabFab its not fake dumbass he is the world champion
MrPelu96 5 months ago
I did not get here from watching QWOP videos.
UkPR0 6 months ago
@UkPR0 Yes you did.
TurtleNY 5 months ago
Of course he's black lol
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I heard there is some 21 year old guy in Canada who is jumping 7.90 already... I think his name is S.Collette or something..
awrashoo 6 months ago
If he'd be able to get a bit more speed on the approach he could jump way past 9.
Raptorel 6 months ago
Will you take the soup or Saladino?
MPieter88 6 months ago
can i get some vinegar sauce with that saladino?
RoiReiT 6 months ago
I used to jump 5 when i was 14. It's been a while but I reckon I could top him.
sydneymassive 6 months ago
@sydneymassive Top an national sports sensation? with a crowd of millions weighing over your shoulders and people betting you could do it and being frightened? My ASS, I bet you my ASS you can't top that
TheMapleRay 6 months ago
@TheMapleRay I jumped down about 10 stairs the other day in one go. I reckon I could beat him or get close.
sydneymassive 6 months ago
@sydneymassive I reckon you're thick as pig shit if you truly believe that. I jumped 5 when I was 14 also, only managed 6.41 by age 22. Means sod all. If you're serious you're a moron. If you're kidding then you're a lonely moron.
pondguard22 6 months ago
@pondguard22 Wouldn't be that hard, just train for a couple of weeks and I reckon I could get close.
sydneymassive 6 months ago
@sydneymassive See now I know you're taking the piss, which makes you a sad and lonely little critter. I bet your right arm is MASSIVE!
pondguard22 6 months ago
@pondguard22 At least I drink warm milk before I go to bed.
sydneymassive 6 months ago
@sydneymassive No mate thats cum. Milk isn't salty.
pondguard22 6 months ago
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sydneymassive 6 months ago
@pondguard22 Seeing as you're still at school, I assume you're struggling academically and socially. So instead of acting all cool on the internet like you're some kind of hilarious entity that others want to keep around, wise up, get some social skills & leave the house for a while. You'll find out that the outdoors is fun, and the less you talk to people like you're better than them, the less you'll be hated. Internet trolls are lower than rapists.
pondguard22 6 months ago
@pondguard22 Don't be so hard on yourself man. I'm sure you're an OK guy. Just get out into the world and make some friends, you're gonna be alright buddy. Love you.
sydneymassive 6 months ago
@sydneymassive - Why did you think it would be funny? Seriously? Why did you think posting "give me a couple of weeks & I could probably beat him" Realistically, I know theres no way you could. So why did you think it would be funny? LIke all these pricks on Usain Bolt videos "I'm 15 and I run 9.4" No you don't you retard, its not true & its not funny. Why bother? You make yourself seem like a prick instantly as everyone knows its a lie. Now sod off and hang yourself in the woods lonely infant.
pondguard22 6 months ago
@pondguard22 How do you know I couldn't beat him? And for the future could you compile all your comments into a folder or binder and send a hard copy to me. Much appreciated.
sydneymassive 6 months ago
@sydneymassive Because I'm not a retard, thats why I know you couldn't beat him. More to the point I follow athletics quite religiously, so if there was an instance in where you could jump further than this guy and close to the jumps of Bob Beamon, Carl Lewis, and Mike Powell I'd know exactly who you you are. Don't try & play that card, you haven't got a clue.
pondguard22 6 months ago
@pondguard22 How do you know I'm not Carl Lewis? Or Bob Beamin or Jesse James?
sydneymassive 6 months ago
@sydneymassive How do I know you're not Carl Lewis/Bob *Beamon? The same reason I know you couldn't beat Saladino in Long Jump - I'm not a retard. You could well be Jesse James but that means sweet sod all in Athletics terms as he's a dead cowboy. Muppet.
pondguard22 6 months ago
@pondguard22 You'd surprised to know that I'm actually Chionis. And I'm better than you.
sydneymassive 6 months ago
@sydneymassive Yes mate, how do I know you're not Lewis/Beamon/Jesse fucking James now? Because you're Chionis. You're a greek spartan who died 600 years before Jesus. Now everything makes sense. You're disabled aren't you. You actually have downs. Fucking brave, and you can type so well! Amazing! Modern medicine I tell ya.
pondguard22 6 months ago
@pondguard22 My last name is Chionis you rude human. Your* disabled, by the way. How embarrassing.
sydneymassive 6 months ago
@sydneymassive Ah, that great Aussie ancestory. How embarrassing for you sunshine, Y-O-U-'-R-E means YOU ARE, Y-O-U-R means YOUR! No wonder we gave you independence, fuckin backward arsed morons.
pondguard22 6 months ago
@pondguard22 Nope, pretty sure I'm right. Buy a dictionary LOL. Thanks for the laugh.
sydneymassive 6 months ago
@sydneymassive Good luck with English little infant! YOU'RE gonna need it! And if you fail, it'll be YOUR fault! Look it up, I dare ya. An Aussie from Ancient Greek descent couldn't POSSIBLY out-English someone born & bred from UNITED KINGDOM could they??? For the record, my ancestors were horse thieves, I hate the gits. Ancestory is dna, not ability. Plus, if you actually are Chionis, you'll of course know his reported pb was 7.05m. A litlle bit less than 8.73m, even you can realise that.
pondguard22 6 months ago
@pondguard22 Why are you getting so upset? I don't care about your shit ancestry, but you seem to be upset because I can jump further and higher than you, don't worry man, keep trying and you will get close to me. And I laughed at you're grammar failings, thanks. Peace.
sydneymassive 6 months ago
@sydneymassive You claim your Chionis blood makes you a shit hot jumper, myself and science agree that's bullshit. I could not care less how far you claim to jump. Fact of the matter is you're talking bollocks if you still think you could jump further than Saladino with two weeks training. Grammar lesson - google "you're", and you'll find it means "you are". You fucking spastic.
pondguard22 6 months ago
@pondguard22 stop getting so upset. It's okay people make mistakes sometimes, just read a book sometime and you're grammar will improve.
sydneymassive 6 months ago
@sydneymassive You're trying to be so clever and funny and all you look like is a child with learning disabilities. You're a tragic situation. I bet you're that skinny kid that the fat kid slammed in that viral video and you still think you're all that. Twat, Sheer twat. Only way to describe you lad. TWAT!
pondguard22 6 months ago
@pondguard22 @sydneymassive Why are you writing so much
SpencerThePerson 6 months ago
@pondguard22 Calm down kid, don't want you bursting a blood vessel.
sydneymassive 6 months ago
@pondguard22 In what circumstance did you taste cum? A room mate decided to experiment with you or did you taste your own?
sydneymassive 6 months ago
@sydneymassive Yes yes, very good. Keep showing everyone who watches this video EXACTLY what you are. A petulant virgin infant. You'll never be funny and the more you reply the more you prove it.
pondguard22 6 months ago
@pondguard22 Why are you getting so upset?
sydneymassive 6 months ago
@sydneymassive lol
Scorpion1026 6 months ago
he barely tried and he got 8m73...whoa
OjoOro 6 months ago
chuck norris playing hop scotch?
7lolboy5 6 months ago
But can he teabag the track like QWOP can
Zipito06 6 months ago
it doesnt even look like hes running hard haha
guitarroxtar991 6 months ago
@guitarroxtar991 they cant let them run hard caus then they would not come back down
darksquril 6 months ago
lol QWOP
cuyong123 6 months ago
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kevin6009000 6 months ago
@kevin6009000 All of the top long/ triple jumpers in the world need to slow down prior to taking off. It's known as the "speed-accuracy trade off". A faster sprint will result in a poorer jump technique and accuracy to reach the board. Watch carefully next time you see jumpers and notice the last 3 strides.
StrengthDevelopment 6 months ago
Chuck Norris pushed him...
xTheeeDx 6 months ago
i jump 21' 4'', and idk how anyone can jump that far. mad props
HaileSelassiee 6 months ago
penis
Steelers52598 6 months ago
I am aged 9 and jumped 3.25 ... if you think this is a big jump Vote
jakob9175 7 months ago
wtf. hes like the human stick
Ru55ianGrim 7 months ago
he stutter stepped! hollyyy shit if you know long jump, you'd know im shitting bricks!
AMAROLAS 7 months ago
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agenge66 7 months ago
i was watching qwop and got to this video
agenge66 7 months ago 231
@agenge66 no way me too haha
69jimboJOHNSON69 6 months ago
@69jimboJOHNSON69 pretty weird maybe its because he lokks like the guy on qwop
agenge66 6 months ago
@agenge66 same
mrlifesensi1 6 months ago
VIVA PANAMA CARAJO SIEMPRE SOMOS LO MEJOR DEL MUNDO,
PtyMale82 7 months ago
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FredTrasnslated 7 months ago
QWOP is the best runner ever
guitarist4747 7 months ago 16
hey who wants to hear the story of my cock.... fuck it its to long
no0bkiller11 7 months ago
@no0bkiller11 Hey, who wants to hear the story of all vaginas in general... nah, you won't get it.
w00tbear 7 months ago
@w00tbear holy shit you smoked his ass, nice comeback dude. 100% respect, im using it tomorrow :).
WoodCutKing 7 months ago
I got here from watching QWOP videos
jgonz185 8 months ago 71
Viva el panameño!
GigaByte0z 8 months ago in playlist Studie LO
@codlover414 yes....
DinoRave888 8 months ago
@codlover414 it was a joke dumbass
DinoRave888 8 months ago
lol
TheNAVYSEAL001 8 months ago
it's black Mario. It's Blario
RauL8604 8 months ago 2
@RauL8604 WIN!
xSn34kyJew 8 months ago
FLAWLESS VICTORY.
tony1sk82r3boi 8 months ago
this guy is a freaking twig
sdrawkcab190 8 months ago
see its cuz he was wearing nikes
77isaacpismo77 8 months ago
I find this hard to masurbate to :(
Grimace005 8 months ago
@Grimace005 um, wtf...?
crby101 8 months ago
blacks..what are ya gonna do
ghettoscarface101 8 months ago
すばらしいジャンプ!!
theryuu2008 9 months ago
At least he isn't QWOPing.
DecepticonDevastator 9 months ago
it looked like he jumped way over 9m
40football40 9 months ago
@40football40 They only measure the part of your body that landed the furthest back. So they measured it from where his butt landed, not where his feet landed.
Thecoolmathematician 9 months ago
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perfect !!
incbeses 9 months ago
perfect !!
incbeses 9 months ago
perfect !!
incbeses 9 months ago
OK sure sure good jump, now give him a pool and tell him to swim some laps!
Markio123123 9 months ago
@Markio123123 HAHA
aaronandaaronvideos 9 months ago
is it rasict that i say hes black
mrcrazybadaze 9 months ago
@mrcrazybadaze i dont think its really racist to compliment an entire race.
spencerq13 9 months ago 2
the record is 8.95m
1luedke 9 months ago
@1luedke check the date it was posted.
DemonofChaos264 9 months ago
I can do better in QWOP
ShuperPee1 9 months ago
fuck yeah panama
nexacu93 9 months ago
i thought mexicans had jumping....
ForrestMan24 10 months ago
this girl in the 4th grade jump 8 feet! but i lost :(
ILFmembers 10 months ago
It looked like that took little effort
tek831 10 months ago
the cops are behind me and i need to jump this river !!!!
lobesmc 10 months ago
I jump 15 on kinect sports.
xtian71796 10 months ago 220
@xtian71796 lol
EtniesKLD 7 months ago
@xtian71796 I jump 6,45 .
im 15 years
DAVEYprodz 7 months ago
@DAVEYprodz super duper
MrEthanDiego 6 months ago
So is it where your feet land or your butt?
Bookstop1337 10 months ago
@Bookstop1337 wichevers the shortest lenghth they take tht
soso42072 10 months ago
He's pro at QWOP
NoseBarf 10 months ago
Dayuum. He should really try out parkour! Jump through building rooftops and shit hahahaha
suvi999 10 months ago
im thinking ...he dosen't put in much effort when running like d others do..so how is he able to jump like that?gosh!luv him
mercylyn19 10 months ago
this guy beat Qwop lol
TheNewpret 10 months ago
lol( : i wish this could b me
BreannandJosiROCK 10 months ago
@santeenl Nothing? Just surprised
Sharongeval 10 months ago
Nederlands?
Wtf xD
Sharongeval 10 months ago
@Sharongeval what about it?
santeenl 10 months ago
god damn he could probably jump over a limo... long ways. Suck on that Kobe Bryant.
MrSniperpwnage 10 months ago
dang this is double mine.
planBsk8x 11 months ago
so funny to see my likes rise and i didnt even ask for it xD
AQtication 11 months ago
holy f**k, oh wait hes black no surprise
someonewithacoolname 11 months ago
Whys He Gotta be Black?
Detenteproduction 11 months ago
@Detenteproduction what you mean why he gotta be black
5678okay 11 months ago
PANAMA!!!
starwarsguy123ful 11 months ago
lol he didn't run near as fast as dwight philips and didn't make a real penultimate step and jumps so far. I want to know his vertical leap!
Manuelcr7 11 months ago
'ACHTDRIEENZEVENTIG!!' lol
cliffhanger11414 11 months ago
click 7 for high five LOL
NinjaFishShurikenLOL 1 year ago