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  • ..............!!!!!!

  • i can get 15 meters in kinect sports, this video is a load of horse shit

  • i came here from the how to wipe your ass video :s

  • He must have allot of red bull ;-)

  • no thats a foul he farted and it gave him a boost

  • muito bom

  • hmm just thinking. if he would be as fast as Carl Lewis, he would have more muscle on him, which means he would be heavier, which means he wouldn't jump as far...

  • @Rob4ixxx Not necessarily

  • Chuck Norris + this = unlimited jump

  • proud to be from Panama too !

  • for some reason it didn't look that impressive..powell's jump does tho

  • Thumbs up if QWOP got you here

  • when i first saw the title to this vid i thought it said "salad jumps 8.73 m" lol silly dyslexia

  • el mejor dejastes en alto a panam irrvi muchas gracias

  • looks like he was running at half max speed -.-

  • i wish i was black,,,

  • he is pretty light, but he lacks some speed. Not bad tho, WL at all.

  • That guy must be a pro at QWOP

  • Why did they not get this guy to be QWOP???

  • Its not just me is it......... He jogged up to the board and did that!!! F*****g sprint next time you idiot!! lol!!

  • why did he not run faster?

  • @Mahav97 He is deceptively fast!

  • @tompaulcampbell it does not look exactly like that ..

  • @tompaulcampbell But you can clearly see he could go faster with more training

  • This is how QWOP is supposed to be played!

  • How did me watching QWOP get to this?

  • @Nuttydude999 Because it's related to track. Hence the reason why this was in the "related videos".

  • Hi i have a question. I am 15 years old and today in school we had long jump. and i got the best in class and i got 5,1 meter`s its is good when i am 15 years old and i am not going on olympic things :)

  • @SoranWithbigS it's really good if you don't do training,but it's ok-mediocre if you train in long jump

  • I was expecting a backflip knee shuffle.

  • man i only can jump 17 feet lol

  • sweet

  • QWOP master

  • i got here from qwop

  • That white thing is a spring board !!!

  • Wow I wonder whos controlling him.

  • I remember watching that in Panama.. I used to live their.. and when we won the gold it was the first gold that a Panamanian had won.. and all the schools were shut down early, there were parades, parties! It was a blast!

  • @Brayden123Vin

    There are alot of great great atheltes in Central / South America, but i think the best athletes mainly prefer soccer and baseball! 

  • @TheAngeltoDemon No? The best still end up in track&field.

  • @henrimart7

    In Panama? In the US, i think mostly, but there could be great long jumpers who play basketball/football here.

  • good grief if this guy had the speed of carl lewis he'd be over 30 feet easy.

  • came from QWOP

  • Its from the Netherlands!!! :D

  • how is the length determined? it seems his feet went well past the 9 meter mark

  • @metru2222 its from the farthest point back so in his case its where his butt lands

  • I like how the top two comments are the same thing.

  • That's how I win qwop.

  • HOLY SHIT HES A FUCKING FROG

  • 0:19 man can fly

  • hes good at this game

  • QWOP black guy version, improved graphics

  • pshh, on kinect sports i got 12 get out of here. :P

  • i bet there was some KFC off camera for him to jump at

  • If this guy was as fast as Carl Lewis...i don't even imagine what he could do...

  • @Zer0c0oL4 it'ss likee hee run'ss withh aa jogg ? I longg jumpp too thoe , andd i'm barelyy jumpp'n 18'03 !

  • @Zer0c0oL4 Just wait until Usain Bolt starts to compete in long jump...

  • @95js95 Yeah...I'm kinda hoping that Bolt starts Long Jumping aswell.

  • FAKE

  • FAKE

    

  • @FabMrFabFab its not fake dumbass he is the world champion

  • I did not get here from watching QWOP videos.

  • @UkPR0 Yes you did.

  • Of course he's black lol

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  • If he'd be able to get a bit more speed on the approach he could jump way past 9.

  • Will you take the soup or Saladino?

  • can i get some vinegar sauce with that saladino?

  • I used to jump 5 when i was 14. It's been a while but I reckon I could top him.

  • @sydneymassive Top an national sports sensation? with a crowd of millions weighing over your shoulders and people betting you could do it and being frightened? My ASS, I bet you my ASS you can't top that

  • @TheMapleRay I jumped down about 10 stairs the other day in one go. I reckon I could beat him or get close.

  • @sydneymassive I reckon you're thick as pig shit if you truly believe that. I jumped 5 when I was 14 also, only managed 6.41 by age 22. Means sod all. If you're serious you're a moron. If you're kidding then you're a lonely moron.

  • @pondguard22 Wouldn't be that hard, just train for a couple of weeks and I reckon I could get close.

  • @sydneymassive See now I know you're taking the piss, which makes you a sad and lonely little critter. I bet your right arm is MASSIVE!

  • @pondguard22 At least I drink warm milk before I go to bed.

  • @sydneymassive No mate thats cum. Milk isn't salty.

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  • @pondguard22 Seeing as you're still at school, I assume you're struggling academically and socially. So instead of acting all cool on the internet like you're some kind of hilarious entity that others want to keep around, wise up, get some social skills & leave the house for a while. You'll find out that the outdoors is fun, and the less you talk to people like you're better than them, the less you'll be hated. Internet trolls are lower than rapists.

  • @pondguard22 Don't be so hard on yourself man. I'm sure you're an OK guy. Just get out into the world and make some friends, you're gonna be alright buddy. Love you.

  • @sydneymassive - Why did you think it would be funny? Seriously? Why did you think posting "give me a couple of weeks & I could probably beat him" Realistically, I know theres no way you could. So why did you think it would be funny? LIke all these pricks on Usain Bolt videos "I'm 15 and I run 9.4" No you don't you retard, its not true & its not funny. Why bother? You make yourself seem like a prick instantly as everyone knows its a lie. Now sod off and hang yourself in the woods lonely infant.

  • @pondguard22 How do you know I couldn't beat him? And for the future could you compile all your comments into a folder or binder and send a hard copy to me. Much appreciated.

  • @sydneymassive Because I'm not a retard, thats why I know you couldn't beat him. More to the point I follow athletics quite religiously, so if there was an instance in where you could jump further than this guy and close to the jumps of Bob Beamon, Carl Lewis, and Mike Powell I'd know exactly who you you are. Don't try & play that card, you haven't got a clue.

  • @pondguard22 How do you know I'm not Carl Lewis? Or Bob Beamin or Jesse James?

  • @sydneymassive How do I know you're not Carl Lewis/Bob *Beamon? The same reason I know you couldn't beat Saladino in Long Jump - I'm not a retard. You could well be Jesse James but that means sweet sod all in Athletics terms as he's a dead cowboy. Muppet.

  • @pondguard22 You'd surprised to know that I'm actually Chionis. And I'm better than you.

  • @sydneymassive Yes mate, how do I know you're not Lewis/Beamon/Jesse fucking James now? Because you're Chionis. You're a greek spartan who died 600 years before Jesus. Now everything makes sense. You're disabled aren't you. You actually have downs. Fucking brave, and you can type so well! Amazing! Modern medicine I tell ya.

  • @pondguard22 My last name is Chionis you rude human. Your* disabled, by the way. How embarrassing.

  • @sydneymassive Ah, that great Aussie ancestory. How embarrassing for you sunshine, Y-O-U-'-R-E means YOU ARE, Y-O-U-R means YOUR! No wonder we gave you independence, fuckin backward arsed morons.

  • @pondguard22 Nope, pretty sure I'm right. Buy a dictionary LOL. Thanks for the laugh.

  • @sydneymassive Good luck with English little infant! YOU'RE gonna need it! And if you fail, it'll be YOUR fault! Look it up, I dare ya. An Aussie from Ancient Greek descent couldn't POSSIBLY out-English someone born & bred from UNITED KINGDOM could they??? For the record, my ancestors were horse thieves, I hate the gits. Ancestory is dna, not ability. Plus, if you actually are Chionis, you'll of course know his reported pb was 7.05m. A litlle bit less than 8.73m, even you can realise that.

  • @pondguard22 Why are you getting so upset? I don't care about your shit ancestry, but you seem to be upset because I can jump further and higher than you, don't worry man, keep trying and you will get close to me. And I laughed at you're grammar failings, thanks. Peace.

  • @sydneymassive You claim your Chionis blood makes you a shit hot jumper, myself and science agree that's bullshit. I could not care less how far you claim to jump. Fact of the matter is you're talking bollocks if you still think you could jump further than Saladino with two weeks training. Grammar lesson - google "you're", and you'll find it means "you are". You fucking spastic.

  • @pondguard22 stop getting so upset. It's okay people make mistakes sometimes, just read a book sometime and you're grammar will improve.

  • @sydneymassive You're trying to be so clever and funny and all you look like is a child with learning disabilities. You're a tragic situation. I bet you're that skinny kid that the fat kid slammed in that viral video and you still think you're all that. Twat, Sheer twat. Only way to describe you lad. TWAT!

  • @pondguard22 @sydneymassive Why are you writing so much

  • @pondguard22 Calm down kid, don't want you bursting a blood vessel.

  • @pondguard22 In what circumstance did you taste cum? A room mate decided to experiment with you or did you taste your own?

  • @sydneymassive Yes yes, very good. Keep showing everyone who watches this video EXACTLY what you are. A petulant virgin infant. You'll never be funny and the more you reply the more you prove it.

  • @pondguard22 Why are you getting so upset?

  • he barely tried and he got 8m73...whoa

  • chuck norris playing hop scotch?

  • But can he teabag the track like QWOP can

  • it doesnt even look like hes running hard haha

  • @guitarroxtar991 they cant let them run hard caus then they would not come back down

  • lol QWOP

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  • @kevin6009000 All of the top long/ triple jumpers in the world need to slow down prior to taking off. It's known as the "speed-accuracy trade off". A faster sprint will result in a poorer jump technique and accuracy to reach the board. Watch carefully next time you see jumpers and notice the last 3 strides.

  • Chuck Norris pushed him...

  • i jump 21' 4'', and idk how anyone can jump that far. mad props

  • penis

  • I am aged 9 and jumped 3.25 ... if you think this is a big jump Vote

  • wtf. hes like the human stick

  • he stutter stepped! hollyyy shit if you know long jump, you'd know im shitting bricks!

  • i was watching qwop and got to this video

  • @agenge66 no way me too haha

  • @69jimboJOHNSON69 pretty weird maybe its because he lokks like the guy on qwop

  • @agenge66 same

  • VIVA PANAMA CARAJO SIEMPRE SOMOS LO MEJOR DEL MUNDO, 

  • QWOP is the best runner ever

  • hey who wants to hear the story of my cock.... fuck it its to long

  • @no0bkiller11 Hey, who wants to hear the story of all vaginas in general... nah, you won't get it.

  • @w00tbear holy shit you smoked his ass, nice comeback dude. 100% respect, im using it tomorrow :).

  • I got here from watching QWOP videos

  • Viva el panameño!

  • @codlover414 yes....

  • @codlover414 it was a joke dumbass

  • lol

  • it's black Mario. It's Blario

  • @RauL8604 WIN!

    

  • FLAWLESS VICTORY.

    

  • this guy is a freaking twig

  • see its cuz he was wearing nikes

  • I find this hard to masurbate to :(

  • @Grimace005 um, wtf...?

  • blacks..what are ya gonna do

  • すばらしいジャンプ!!

  • At least he isn't QWOPing.

  • it looked like he jumped way over 9m

  • @40football40 They only measure the part of your body that landed the furthest back. So they measured it from where his butt landed, not where his feet landed.

  • perfect !!

    

  • perfect !!

  • OK sure sure good jump, now give him a pool and tell him to swim some laps!

  • @Markio123123 HAHA

  • is it rasict that i say hes black

  • @mrcrazybadaze i dont think its really racist to compliment an entire race.

  • the record is 8.95m

  • @1luedke check the date it was posted.

  • I can do better in QWOP

  • fuck yeah panama

  • i thought mexicans had jumping....

  • this girl in the 4th grade jump 8 feet! but i lost :(

  • It looked like that took little effort

  • the cops are behind me and i need to jump this river !!!!

  • I jump 15 on kinect sports.

  • @xtian71796 lol

  • @xtian71796 I jump 6,45 .

    im 15 years

  • @DAVEYprodz super duper

  • So is it where your feet land or your butt?

  • @Bookstop1337 wichevers the shortest lenghth they take tht

  • He's pro at QWOP

  • Dayuum. He should really try out parkour! Jump through building rooftops and shit hahahaha

  • im thinking ...he dosen't put in much effort when running like d others do..so how is he able to jump like that?gosh!luv him

  • this guy beat Qwop lol

  • lol( : i wish this could b me

  • @santeenl Nothing? Just surprised

  • Nederlands?

    Wtf xD

  • @Sharongeval what about it?

  • god damn he could probably jump over a limo... long ways. Suck on that Kobe Bryant.

  • dang this is double mine.

  • so funny to see my likes rise and i didnt even ask for it xD

  • holy f**k, oh wait hes black no surprise

  • Whys He Gotta be Black?

  • @Detenteproduction what you mean why he gotta be black

  • PANAMA!!!

  • lol he didn't run near as fast as dwight philips and didn't make a real penultimate step and jumps so far. I want to know his vertical leap!

  • 'ACHTDRIEENZEVENTIG!!'  lol

  • click 7 for high five LOL