i was with them in their old house, now they moved to their new house and put me the wrong way round 7 years i have been like this.. hoping it will be goulush day but its never goulush day" LOOOOOL THAT CRACKS ME RIGHT UP
and the hi am john west tuna nice to meet you bit...
LMAO!! Im 5 Spice Have You Ever Been Out Of This Coubord 5 Spice? Im Not Just 1 Spice Am 5 Spices I 5x As Better Then All Of You Yes But Have You Ever Been Out Of This Cupbord?! Ive Been Used For Thousands Of Years YES BUT HAVE YOU EVER BEEN OUT OF THIS CUPBORD??!! no.
i now know of the horror that some spices face every day, donate money to me and i will make sure that no spice gets neglected ever again, when you donate you will receive this complimentary toy spice rack, your adopted spice will write to you, but don't just read this comment, act on it today. please, just pickup the phone now and you could help neglected spices today, thank you, lol
@rachietape with the john west tuna thing. in the 80's i think the cans had lead or something in there and gave ppl food poisonging. my dad said about it.
what?? I do think that I am! I have EVERY hebr and spice and i use them ALL the time I'm a chef...it would be against all my teaching not to do so...but whatever you say! Not quite eh!
5 spice=chow.. leslie chow..
ihavaheadache 2 weeks ago
5 spice is Mr Chow from the Hangover.
neversurreder793 1 month ago
5 times the spice of all of you
lizzietw1D 1 month ago
5 spice
miilonmanteddibase 1 month ago
5 SPICE! OMG I LOVE YOU MICHAEL!
scoobie2812 2 months ago
xD yayayayay micheal <3
ilovemusiclikehell22 2 months ago
I like John West Tuna!!! Lol
Gilbrook3 3 months ago
So very British.
So very funny!
viperhalberd 3 months ago
funniest things everr!!!!!
oskeee123456789 3 months ago
Sooooo funny 'my name is five spice
Alexmorrison14 3 months ago
Is this acceptable?
envirofoneable 4 months ago
Love the 5 spice voice
Colli20Hp 4 months ago
Grace sucks paprika off ;)
SyrupSpongePud 4 months ago
Hey Gracie ;)
SyrupSpongePud 4 months ago
lol I watched this on his 'Best Moments' vid. clip n I'm still laughing now... Never gets old
doctorwho35 5 months ago
I fell out once! lmfao
chrisolive4444 5 months ago
-Have you ever been out of the cupboard, oregano?
-Once for a bolognaise in 1988.They said it was an experiment....I don't think it worked.
XD
AlphaDragonfire 5 months ago 2
@AlphaDragonfire i love that bit :L ,xx
Baby2010Gal 5 months ago
John West, Tuna nice to meet you LOL!!!
CoxandClan 6 months ago
-stupid voice- I'm not just one spice... Im five spice.
1414Bubble1414 6 months ago
im not an expert but...
salt is a mineral.
thank yo.
marimolaughs 7 months ago
"Im John West tuna" LOL!
florencelovme 7 months ago
my spice jars are facing outwards because I have ocd! lol! I would get really pissed off if they werent lined up like that.
florencelovme 7 months ago
I have the 5 Spice t-shirt :)
sazzie8101 7 months ago
quality, and I'm not the biggest Mcintyre fan!
hellomoto170 7 months ago
the funniest thing on tv since Morecambe and Wise
josephkmyers 7 months ago
how about you paprika?
i was with them in their old house, now they moved to their new house and put me the wrong way round 7 years i have been like this.. hoping it will be goulush day but its never goulush day" LOOOOOL THAT CRACKS ME RIGHT UP
and the hi am john west tuna nice to meet you bit...
that is jokes
cant get enough of this man
Folake16 7 months ago
just noticed get toasted on a micheal macintyre vid, hmm oh the irony, I want toast bgt auditions is soo funny.
EpicBlueSpikes 7 months ago
I can sooooooooo imagine now that the spices in the cabinet in my home is talking to each other. XD
Str4t0sPh3rE 7 months ago
paprica <3:L
iggystar70 8 months ago
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Omg I love his '5 Spice' voice :)
FruitLooperLove 8 months ago
Proof that Michael Mcintyre can make a laugh out of ANYTHING!
Salt + Pepper? how boring, but yet Mcintyre had me in tears of laughter the first time I watched this!!
HutJabbaJabba 8 months ago
This is vey funny...made me laugh so much! :)
Beth6959 8 months ago
I don't understand the last one... it's funny unti lthen? :L
megacheesefreak 8 months ago
I hate it when the top comments are qoutes from the vid.
1880frankfurt 8 months ago 4
"i am 5 spice. i am 5 times better than all of you."
clauclau1997111 9 months ago
Belter!!
Gidlaaike 9 months ago
Funniest comedy scetch ever! But the tuna always gets eaten in my house :)
gwl1983 9 months ago
he would make an AMAZING ACTOR 5 SPICE XD
kialn 9 months ago in playlist Michael Mcintyre
i recognise that guy at 1:17 he reminds me of a celeb but i can't think who!
kialn 9 months ago in playlist Michael Mcintyre
@kialn he played adam on eastenders
ashlawn10h 9 months ago
@ashlawn10h ohhh yes thats it THANK YOU XD
kialn 9 months ago
@kialn He played libbys boyfirend in the wheelchair in eastenders
hyperchicken1984 8 months ago
3 people fell out once
SuperTortoisedude 9 months ago
why is the paprika part funny? i don't get it...
Indiebanana 9 months ago
why are people from eastenders in the audience? #
ilovechaddylan 9 months ago
look at them the bastards. what have they got that we dont have...i just dont get it
hellosaysme08 10 months ago 2
Yeas but have you ever been out of this cubed........silence........ no
TheIpodfreak1385 10 months ago
@biebersxbaby I did, sorry, wrong video
Issiebelieber4eva 10 months ago
what about u paprika, i fell out once but they put me back in the wrong way
Iloveluigi145 10 months ago 2
Ha lol thats was really funny my two fav parts were when the paprika fell out and john west tuna ha lol hilarious :)
HRG178 10 months ago
anyone notice Lacey Turner (stacey from eastenders) at 1:26? :)
biebersxbaby 10 months ago
i am 5 spice, funniest moment ever! x
chazzlovesaston 10 months ago
LOL! paprkicca :D I feel out once. Couldn't stop laughing (: 5 spice is legeennnddd(:
Coltsareforme 10 months ago 2
who fucking disliked this
OBOBOBLOL 10 months ago
i actually cannot get over 5 spice :')
Dezzo090 11 months ago
3 people are jealous of salt and pepper.
Tozzywozzy01 1 year ago 9
im five spice
ridgh3 1 year ago
I don fink it work :')
BabyJ797 1 year ago
i am 5 spice
chuckyproductions 1 year ago
Everyday I pray that it is goulash day.. But it is never goulash day! :')
musicXmad9 1 year ago 2
im 5 spice!
janecampbell101 1 year ago
5 SPICE !!!!!
TheMuppet525 1 year ago
i would kill to meet 5 Spice!
marshmalows88 1 year ago
I have been used in wecepiess for fousands of yearss!
lyricalbrit 1 year ago 3
Wow he's funny!
talkkop99 1 year ago
3 people who dislike this have never been out of the cupboard.
Tozzywozzy01 1 year ago 44
I love this. <3
Littleladygaga01 1 year ago
"But have you been out of this cupboard..?" "...No.." LOL <3
TriLoGagaSim 1 year ago
i luv the paprica 1 lolz!
Talodie 1 year ago
this actually has me crying with laughter lol
brwnhoney 1 year ago
"I am Five Spice! I am. Five times as good as aoll of you!!!" LOVE it!
sme1ems 1 year ago 6
this guy can always make me laugh. :) so glad i've met him :D
Tickytoria16 1 year ago
5 spice sounds like Gok Wan.
marimbababe 1 year ago 18
Love Him so much!
JennySparrow12 1 year ago
Love Him so much!
JennySparrow12 1 year ago
haha I thought the last one would be the Oxo cube not john west tuna!
flamingsnot 1 year ago
isnt this when he guest starred with jason manford or am i gettin mixed up
LegacyEnder117 1 year ago
My name is FIVE spice! I AM NO JUST ONE SPICE! I am FIVE SPICE! I am FIVE times better than all of you!
ParradoxRCT3 1 year ago 4
Brilliant, Just Brilliant!
SamandLUFC 1 year ago
I hav bin in wecipies fwor fousands of yeaars
JaCkCrIpS 1 year ago 7
I saw 7 spice in the shops the other day. Think he could rework the job going 'my name is seven spice. I am seven times better then all of you'?
heatty2008 1 year ago
lol ya should cheak out de gym one i pissed myself laughing :)
TheRoObYnNoLaNn 1 year ago
brilliant!
Bergshauptman 1 year ago
5 Spice xD
jizlo97 1 year ago 2
hahaha! John West tuna - so true!
roseism 1 year ago
'My name is Five Spice'
'I have been used in recipes, for thousands of years..'
'But have you ever been out of the cupboard?'
'No.'
JohnMunchesOnLettuce 1 year ago 11
@JohnMunchesOnLettuce Thank you for helping out the deaf amoung us >.>
RSDragox 4 months ago
the first time i saw this, i wa crying with laughter, sooo funny x
Meggners 1 year ago 2
He. Is. So. Funny! :)
Ebbs1204 1 year ago
i <3 Dah Way He Acts It Out!
RoseGuina123 1 year ago
he did this twice
AMY1213141 1 year ago
i dont find him funny atall n one of my m8s say he is better thn lee evans but i disagree :/
sbarrett200 1 year ago
@sbarrett200 You don't know how to laugh -_-
AGMCShnana 8 months ago
"I still have the plastic over my head! Why the fuck did they buy me???"
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!
I LOVE this man!
x
HappyWeirdo3 1 year ago 7
I fell out once
Everyday i would pray
PriceandGaga 1 year ago 2
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"look at them the bastards"
tjbarron911 1 year ago
LMAO!! Im 5 Spice Have You Ever Been Out Of This Coubord 5 Spice? Im Not Just 1 Spice Am 5 Spices I 5x As Better Then All Of You Yes But Have You Ever Been Out Of This Cupbord?! Ive Been Used For Thousands Of Years YES BUT HAVE YOU EVER BEEN OUT OF THIS CUPBORD??!! no.
MonkeyMarieSmexi 1 year ago 9
i love this man with a passion.
hmfrx 1 year ago 3
There was supper today and it was five spice in the chicken i said 'five spice finally come out the cupboard' no one gone me.... fail
AllySJ1176 1 year ago 4
"goulash day" has officially entered my family's lingo, meaning "a thing we never get around to" :)
blasphemy42 1 year ago 6
wat a funny guy
jason73626 1 year ago
Aren't that Lucy Beale and Stacy Slater of EastEnders sitting in the audience??
Greatest1981 1 year ago
I simply love this guy because he knows everything we find funny xD, small everyday things, most of us don't really notice
YTviewer118 1 year ago 8
i now know of the horror that some spices face every day, donate money to me and i will make sure that no spice gets neglected ever again, when you donate you will receive this complimentary toy spice rack, your adopted spice will write to you, but don't just read this comment, act on it today. please, just pickup the phone now and you could help neglected spices today, thank you, lol
stevenjw2006 1 year ago 4
this one had me pmsl
meeshymoo2 1 year ago
I've been in this cupboard longer then all of you put together
Truely amazing!!!
lol
caradhras05 1 year ago
JOHN WEST TUNA!!!!!!
LOL
Haylock13 1 year ago 3
MY NAME IS FIVE SPICEEEE
You ever been out of the cupboard Five Spice?
IM NOT JUST ONE SPICEEEE..IM FIVE SPICE...I AM 5X AS GOOD AS ALLLLL OF YOU ;)
Yes but have you been out of the cupboard?
I HAVE BEEN USED IN RECIPES FOR THOUSANDS OF YEARSSS
Yes but have you been out of THIS cupboard?!
No.
LOLLLLL
xxxHSMgalxxx 1 year ago 36
well thats made me laugh after a rubbish day ...
foxhunter611 1 year ago 2
its funny cos its true
youngmasterpete 1 year ago 2
i dont get the john west tuna bit. XD
rest is AMAZINLY HILARIOUS :)
rachietape 2 years ago
Cuz no1 eats john west tuna anymore :L
xIxInfamousxIx 1 year ago
@rachietape with the john west tuna thing. in the 80's i think the cans had lead or something in there and gave ppl food poisonging. my dad said about it.
GHANA2000023 1 year ago
he is epic!
08000121909 2 years ago
this is so funny! isnt it in the hello wembly dvd?
olih1995 2 years ago
Yea it is :'). And my name is Five Spice! Bahahaha!
:'')
FinalCut6 2 years ago
Who leaves John West in the cupboard? It is good quality tuna and is always there for a nice sandwich. Certainly used more than paprika.
Not to say this is not funny as fuck!!!
OwainJenkins 2 years ago
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Sorry to be picky but.......
Salt is a rock
JoshJackal 2 years ago
@ JoshJackal
If you're trying to be clever, get it right. Salt is a mineral.
sinkbeneaththeline 2 years ago 62
LMAO i know.. i did Geology
<3
JoshJackal 2 years ago
@JoshJackal yes but check the defenition of spice ... duh
woodstocklovesyou 1 year ago
@JoshJackal you fucking smart arse cunt, I hope your arteries are hardened by salt and you die you fucking cunt
deckomanilo 1 year ago
"Look at them, the bastards" >> xDDDD lol!!!
Demroxel 2 years ago 4
with the 5 spice bit. it is a cross between dale winton and gok wan. michael mckintyre is brilliant. the john west tuna. cheeky chappy.
GHANA2000023 2 years ago
what?? I do think that I am! I have EVERY hebr and spice and i use them ALL the time I'm a chef...it would be against all my teaching not to do so...but whatever you say! Not quite eh!
Victoriam4074 2 years ago
a normal person saying all these jokes wouldn't be funny but the way Michael says them makes it bloody hilarious!
BigRedMint 2 years ago 4
"Every day I would pray, I would pray it was Goulash day...but it is never goulash day."
LOL
Aliouxie12 2 years ago 161
My fave part
kingkadir1st 2 years ago 2
How did 5 spice end up as Dale Winton? lol tho, love it!
distractedhousewife 2 years ago 4
I think i just wet myself :)
So funny!
xo
Claireerialc123 2 years ago
my name is 5 spice! i wet myself when he says that, i think its the fact that he puts that slightly camp voice on :)
x
craziepopz 2 years ago 6
Lol the effeminate voice, 5 Spice is Japenese, So I think he was trying to do a funny/japenese voice. Get it?
kingkadir1st 2 years ago
ohhhh, i didn't know that 5 spice was japanese(: it still sounds camp to me though
x
craziepopz 2 years ago
LMAO :')
Sammihobbz08 2 years ago
He is an amazin' comedian, when I heard this I nearly wet myself ahahaha :')
DitzyDitzBee 2 years ago
"I've still got the plastic on my head! Why did they buy me??" lmao :)
lolage05 2 years ago 4
lol i think i am the only person who has EVERY herb and spice in the cupboard and the only person who uses them ALL the time....
Victoriam4074 2 years ago
hahahaha :L love him haha
funnythings4u 2 years ago
Look at them the bastards!!! wat ave they got wat we avent! hahaahaaa leg end
issBear 2 years ago 3
Im five spiceeee . . . .hilarioussss
mollie17044 2 years ago 5
"I am five spice!"
"I am five times as good ass all of you!"
"I have been used in wecipes for thousands of years!"
xD xD
miss4getful 2 years ago 8
John West, tuna, nice to meet you
gerbenrebel 2 years ago 4
ROFL!! =D he's so funny! comedy legend! xD
martha368 2 years ago 3
LOL HILLARIOUS!!!
girlsfavedolls 2 years ago 2
the funniest man ever!!
Doireboy1991 2 years ago 4
i fell out 1nce loooooooollllll
OuchMerrellTv 2 years ago 7
They just put me back in... the wrong way round.
This always makes laugh :D
daviehowl 2 years ago 4
fiiiiiive spiiiiice. LOL!!!
dinoo111 2 years ago
The herban spice arena LMAO!
MrSuperTevez 2 years ago 2
FUNNNIEST MAN EVER... check out my video where Ray Mears kills bambi now thats funnieeerrrr
WaterLicked 2 years ago
lol that was awesome! "Everyday, I would pray for it to be Gulash day"
xTunafishx 2 years ago
Comedy Legend :-D
CardClashersHub 2 years ago 2
that was class last night
matthewm2418 2 years ago
lol i use cinimon a lot - i hate salt though so pepper and cinimon for me (not together though)
thanks for uploading - litertally lol
Itunesbabe 2 years ago 2
this is absolutely hilarious lol :)
iandarlington92 2 years ago 2
all time favourite comedian :) love michael mcintyre!
dcshoecousa101 2 years ago 2
lol i love this
StefanDiaries 2 years ago 4