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  • 5 spice=chow.. leslie chow..

  • 5 spice is Mr Chow from the Hangover.

  • 5 times the spice of all of you

  • 5 spice 

  • 5 SPICE! OMG I LOVE YOU MICHAEL!

  • xD yayayayay micheal <3

  • I like John West Tuna!!! Lol

  • So very British.

    So very funny!

  • funniest things everr!!!!!

  • Sooooo funny 'my name is five spice

  • Is this acceptable?

  • Love the 5 spice voice

  • Grace sucks paprika off ;)

  • Hey Gracie ;)

  • lol I watched this on his 'Best Moments' vid. clip n I'm still laughing now... Never gets old

  • I fell out once! lmfao

  • -Have you ever been out of the cupboard, oregano?

    -Once for a bolognaise in 1988.They said it was an experiment....I don't think it worked.

    XD

  • @AlphaDragonfire i love that bit :L ,xx

  • John West, Tuna nice to meet you LOL!!!

  • -stupid voice- I'm not just one spice... Im five spice.

  • im not an expert but...

    salt is a mineral.

    thank yo.

  • "Im John West tuna" LOL!

  • my spice jars are facing outwards because I have ocd! lol! I would get really pissed off if they werent lined up like that.

  • I have the 5 Spice t-shirt :)

  • quality, and I'm not the biggest Mcintyre fan!

  • the funniest thing on tv since Morecambe and Wise

  • how about you paprika?

    i was with them in their old house, now they moved to their new house and put me the wrong way round 7 years i have been like this.. hoping it will be goulush day but its never goulush day" LOOOOOL THAT CRACKS ME RIGHT UP

    and the hi am john west tuna nice to meet you bit...

    that is jokes

    cant get enough of this man

  • just noticed get toasted on a micheal macintyre vid, hmm oh the irony, I want toast bgt auditions is soo funny.

  • I can sooooooooo imagine now that the spices in the cabinet in my home is talking to each other. XD

  • paprica <3:L

  • Proof that Michael Mcintyre can make a laugh out of ANYTHING!

    Salt + Pepper? how boring, but yet Mcintyre had me in tears of laughter the first time I watched this!!

  • This is vey funny...made me laugh so much! :)

  • I don't understand the last one... it's funny unti lthen? :L

  • I hate it when the top comments are qoutes from the vid.

  • "i am 5 spice. i am 5 times better than all of you."

  • Belter!!

  • Funniest comedy scetch ever! But the tuna always gets eaten in my house :)

  • he would make an AMAZING ACTOR 5 SPICE XD

  • i recognise that guy at 1:17 he reminds me of a celeb but i can't think who!

  • @kialn he played adam on eastenders

  • @ashlawn10h ohhh yes thats it THANK YOU XD

  • @kialn He played libbys boyfirend in the wheelchair in eastenders

  • 3 people fell out once

  • why is the paprika part funny? i don't get it...

  • why are people from eastenders in the audience? #

  • look at them the bastards. what have they got that we dont have...i just dont get it

  • Yeas but have you ever been out of this cubed........silence........ no

  • @biebersxbaby I did, sorry, wrong video

  • what about u paprika, i fell out once but they put me back in the wrong way

  • Ha lol thats was really funny my two fav parts were when the paprika fell out and john west tuna ha lol hilarious :)

  • anyone notice Lacey Turner (stacey from eastenders) at 1:26? :)

  • i am 5 spice, funniest moment ever! x

  • LOL! paprkicca :D I feel out once. Couldn't stop laughing (: 5 spice is legeennnddd(:

  • who fucking disliked this

  • i actually cannot get over 5 spice :')

  • 3 people are jealous of salt and pepper.

  • im five spice

  • I don fink it work :')

  • i am 5 spice

  • Everyday I pray that it is goulash day.. But it is never goulash day! :')

  • im 5 spice!

  • 5 SPICE !!!!!

  • i would kill to meet 5 Spice!

  • I have been used in wecepiess for fousands of yearss!

  • Wow he's funny!

  • 3 people who dislike this have never been out of the cupboard.

  • I love this. <3

  • "But have you been out of this cupboard..?" "...No.." LOL <3

  • i luv the paprica 1 lolz!

  • this actually has me crying with laughter lol

  • "I am Five Spice! I am. Five times as good as aoll of you!!!" LOVE it!

  • this guy can always make me laugh. :) so glad i've met him :D

  • 5 spice sounds like Gok Wan.

  • Love Him so much! 

  • Love Him so much!

  • haha I thought the last one would be the Oxo cube not john west tuna!

  • isnt this when he guest starred with jason manford or am i gettin mixed up

  • My name is FIVE spice! I AM NO JUST ONE SPICE! I am FIVE SPICE! I am FIVE times better than all of you!

  • Brilliant, Just Brilliant!

  • I hav bin in wecipies fwor fousands of yeaars

  • I saw 7 spice in the shops the other day. Think he could rework the job going 'my name is seven spice. I am seven times better then all of you'?

  • lol ya should cheak out de gym one i pissed myself laughing :)

  • brilliant!

  • 5 Spice xD 

  • hahaha! John West tuna - so true!

  • 'My name is Five Spice'

    'I have been used in recipes, for thousands of years..'

    'But have you ever been out of the cupboard?'

    'No.'

  • @JohnMunchesOnLettuce Thank you for helping out the deaf amoung us >.>

  • the first time i saw this, i wa crying with laughter, sooo funny x

  • He. Is. So. Funny! :)

  • i <3 Dah Way He Acts It Out!

  • he did this twice

  • i dont find him funny atall n one of my m8s say he is better thn lee evans but i disagree :/

  • @sbarrett200 You don't know how to laugh -_-

  • "I still have the plastic over my head! Why the fuck did they buy me???"

    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­ha!!!!

    I LOVE this man!

    x

  • I fell out once

    Everyday i would pray

  • LMAO!! Im 5 Spice Have You Ever Been Out Of This Coubord 5 Spice? Im Not Just 1 Spice Am 5 Spices I 5x As Better Then All Of You Yes But Have You Ever Been Out Of This Cupbord?! Ive Been Used For Thousands Of Years YES BUT HAVE YOU EVER BEEN OUT OF THIS CUPBORD??!! no.

  • i love this man with a passion.

  • There was supper today and it was five spice in the chicken i said 'five spice finally come out the cupboard' no one gone me.... fail

  • "goulash day" has officially entered my family's lingo, meaning "a thing we never get around to" :)

  • wat a funny guy

  • Aren't that Lucy Beale and Stacy Slater of EastEnders sitting in the audience??

  • I simply love this guy because he knows everything we find funny xD, small everyday things, most of us don't really notice

  • i now know of the horror that some spices face every day, donate money to me and i will make sure that no spice gets neglected ever again, when you donate you will receive this complimentary toy spice rack, your adopted spice will write to you, but don't just read this comment, act on it today. please, just pickup the phone now and you could help neglected spices today, thank you, lol

  • this one had me pmsl

  • I've been in this cupboard longer then all of you put together

    Truely amazing!!!

    lol

  • JOHN WEST TUNA!!!!!!

    LOL

  • MY NAME IS FIVE SPICEEEE

    You ever been out of the cupboard Five Spice?

    IM NOT JUST ONE SPICEEEE..IM FIVE SPICE...I AM 5X AS GOOD AS ALLLLL OF YOU ;)

    Yes but have you been out of the cupboard?

    I HAVE BEEN USED IN RECIPES FOR THOUSANDS OF YEARSSS

    Yes but have you been out of THIS cupboard?!

    No.

    LOLLLLL

  • well thats made me laugh after a rubbish day ...

  • its funny cos its true

  • i dont get the john west tuna bit. XD

    rest is AMAZINLY HILARIOUS :)

  • Cuz no1 eats john west tuna anymore :L

  • @rachietape with the john west tuna thing. in the 80's i think the cans had lead or something in there and gave ppl food poisonging. my dad said about it.

  • he is epic!

  • this is so funny! isnt it in the hello wembly dvd?

  • Yea it is :'). And my name is Five Spice! Bahahaha!

    :'')

  • Who leaves John West in the cupboard? It is good quality tuna and is always there for a nice sandwich. Certainly used more than paprika.

    Not to say this is not funny as fuck!!!

  • @ JoshJackal

    If you're trying to be clever, get it right. Salt is a mineral.

  • LMAO i know.. i did Geology

    <3

  • @JoshJackal yes but check the defenition of spice ... duh

  • @JoshJackal you fucking smart arse cunt, I hope your arteries are hardened by salt and you die you fucking cunt

  • "Look at them, the bastards" >> xDDDD lol!!!

  • with the 5 spice bit. it is a cross between dale winton and gok wan. michael mckintyre is brilliant. the john west tuna. cheeky chappy.

  • what?? I do think that I am! I have EVERY hebr and spice and i use them ALL the time I'm a chef...it would be against all my teaching not to do so...but whatever you say! Not quite eh!

  • a normal person saying all these jokes wouldn't be funny but the way Michael says them makes it bloody hilarious!

  • "Every day I would pray, I would pray it was Goulash day...but it is never goulash day."

    LOL

  • My fave part

  • How did 5 spice end up as Dale Winton? lol tho, love it!

  • I think i just wet myself :)

    So funny!

    xo

  • my name is 5 spice! i wet myself when he says that, i think its the fact that he puts that slightly camp voice on :)

    x

  • Lol the effeminate voice, 5 Spice is Japenese, So I think he was trying to do a funny/japenese voice. Get it?

  • ohhhh, i didn't know that 5 spice was japanese(: it still sounds camp to me though

    x

  • LMAO :')

  • He is an amazin' comedian, when I heard this I nearly wet myself ahahaha :')

  • "I've still got the plastic on my head! Why did they buy me??" lmao :)

  • lol i think i am the only person who has EVERY herb and spice in the cupboard and the only person who uses them ALL the time....

  • hahahaha :L love him haha

  • Look at them the bastards!!! wat ave they got wat we avent! hahaahaaa leg end

  • Im five spiceeee . . . .hilarioussss

  • "I am five spice!"

    "I am five times as good ass all of you!"

    "I have been used in wecipes for thousands of years!"

    xD xD

  • John West, tuna, nice to meet you

  • ROFL!! =D he's so funny! comedy legend! xD

  • LOL HILLARIOUS!!!

  • the funniest man ever!!

  • i fell out 1nce loooooooollllll

  • They just put me back in... the wrong way round.

    This always makes laugh :D

  • fiiiiiive spiiiiice. LOL!!!

  • The herban spice arena LMAO!

  • FUNNNIEST MAN EVER... check out my video where Ray Mears kills bambi now thats funnieeerrrr

  • lol that was awesome! "Everyday, I would pray for it to be Gulash day"

  • Comedy Legend :-D

  • that was class last night

  • lol i use cinimon a lot - i hate salt though so pepper and cinimon for me (not together though)

    thanks for uploading - litertally lol

  • this is absolutely hilarious lol :)

  • all time favourite comedian :) love michael mcintyre!

  • lol i love this

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