Giant Spider in the Peruvian Amazon

[thepopeissexy]

... nasty ... ☻♠♦♠☺♥○◘•♂►♀♪§▬

[MrThereisnogo]

is that a wandering spider?

[demonjack123]

@MrThereisnogo no.

[plopnod]

This clip is too long,I had to pause it half way through to get some work done around the house

[Tord176]

The spider is like "Derp. :3"

[A7XluvafoREVer]

@Jdude5100 wrong we control what happens god gives the choice

[laskolasko]

That was kinda cute

[TheKAS68]

That is 1 skilled spider

[NinjaGrace]

How could you get so close it with just a stick? I woud have needed fire!

[firelord555]

Omg...IT'S SO CUTE.

[jackchrisevans]

@firelord555 what kind of paint thinner are you sniffing?

[MonkeyThunder5]

WHY WOULD YOU POKE THAT THING WITH A STICK?!?!?

If I saw that thing I'd run like a bitch!!

[0Funkyfied0]

@Jdude5100 Are you flippin' serious?

[kevin52335]

@0Funkyfied0 lol that guy made me laugh lolololol

[iwubswifty]

that right there is a giant spider! has 8 legs. weighs 20 pounds. can kill a man with one bite. lets go poke it with a stick.

[SesayyPortiaaa813]

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[abortbort]

burn that shit

[JakeBolt90]

Man that's just an innocent tarantula....if those people would've never went into the jungle and screwed with that spider it would've gone on with its life never bothering a single human being. That is obviously a very old tarantula that is just trying to defend itself from some ignorant person that has no use for that spider other than the enjoyment of f***ing with it...

[demonjack123]

@JakeBolt90 It thinks the stick is food. Calm your shit.

[thugslife86]

..lol burn the whole Amazonas....^^

[25411959]

@thugslife86 Even Jesus hates your guts!!

[xlnol]

wow! that's a huge spider. amazing :)

[Smitamas101]

the spider is big, your video is short... good day sir

[drwho136]

Its Fake Isnt It?

[Snelfie1]

How big was that motherfucker?

[lossor]

0:05 xD

[Uthuriel]

kill it with fire

[Dedokai32]

the spider was like GET OUT MA COLLAD GREEN MY MUSTAD GREEN AND MA CHRONIC GRREENS

[TheTrystar]

Old Shelob from LotR

[Untought]

that poor poor stick he will be missed D: i can draw picture for our memorie

---------------------- im memorie of teh stick

[Mnemosyne9]

i spent some time in the Ecuadorian jungle when i was still very arachnaphobic and luckily only came across two dead specimens :-D this year i went trekking in the western thai jungle and saw plenty more now that i'm a bit over the fear, strange how things work huh? got a good close look when the guide held it in front of me, almost picked it up myself (he showed me how) but still not confident enough :-D that's a big step! next time for sure

oh, and the stick is to lure them,not to poke

[CannabisGanja]

shit!

[matthewfoong]

these spider haters r annoying me. thumb up if you love spiders

[coreycute]

(shudder) its make me feel REAL HELL SCARED! i need a gun kill spider so badly that's motherfucker spider!!!!!!!!!!!! excuse me give me break time.

[wabalaba112]

That spider would roundhouse your ass!

[matthewme23]

Yeah, go poke it with a stick and piss it off, that's a great idea!

[RelaxingMusic212]

thats so sexy :D ahahahah XD

[davidplaya49]

Gran araña es divertido lol :]

[davesag]

Shame there is nothing else in shot (like your hand) to get a sense of scale. It could be tiny for all I can see. I bet we get bigger spiders here in Australia.

[Whitemanfromtown7]

Lol, It looked like it was playing with the stick.....FETCH BOY!

[crizeec]

FUCK. THAT.

[darksuicide11]

. wow he looks big

[demonkai76]

shiiiiiiiiiiiiit man id piss and shit on myself runnin from that!!

[mrxtremeboyful]

i smash him :d

[Captainfoodface]

Hohoho that's a big one!

[videogaga999]

wish that thing jumped at you

[JensTwn]

Looks like a Pamphobeteus sp.

[imfredify]

why did god make spider Dx omg :'(

[smackedabbaa]

@imfredify to eat other insects so they dont get to large in population.... if there was a god.

[yourmamahm]

alguien sabe en donde me puedo comprar una arana mas o menos cerca de malaga ?

[koglowa]

now i know why they sleep in hammocks...

[varanana3]

@koglowa your not safe in a hammock lol they will climb up to it some how lol

[crazzer123]

The problem is the look of them regardless if they are harmless. Even being in the same room as one makes me shiver.

[SanSalvadotion]

@crazzer123

Even the smalles spiders sometimes make me feel...weak. But sometimes I don't care and just take them on my hand (the small ones) xD I wouldn't dare to touch a big one. I'm afraid of them and they're afraid of me, we're even.

[Deejnitro]

i have araknephobia and i think i just pooped my pants :S

[123fitzz]

i really wouldn't wanna see that on a dark night!!!!!!!

[captaincnzn]

I'd run like heck if I ever saw one of those.

[ArmedZagi]

Find a rock! A BIG Rock...

[gr4racer]

@ArmedZagi dont find a big rock one of these spiders would prob have a nest under it

[Syk0pathik]

I just got goose bumps like a mutha fucka right now. I can't stand spiders!

[Farsigh]

i have arachnophobia and im gayfobic

[honorato98]

@Farsigh You are problably GAY deep inside and this FOBIC you just use to make the sentence prettier.....How can somebody cares about being gay,straight or bissexual in 2010???????!!!!!!!!!!!Be a little bit more intelligent....!!!!!

[cvg889]

Holy sugar that's a big spider!

[AnarchyLLC]

I feel like I'm having a heart attack

[Jakemeow49]

face your feearrs!!!!

[LetsPride]

its a rat! D:

[NickVatterott]

looks delicious!!

[xlnol]

wow!

[rblondie37]

Lol so true I can't help myself either

[Plainweird18]

FerCryinOotLood : quite true! I feel sick with some of the videos,.. yuck!!!!!! arachnophobia and curiosity don't mix together

[tawhiri01]

same here! im gunna stop looking!

[FerCryinOotLood]

Funny how us arachnaphobes make ourselves watch these bloody things on here eh?

Makes me feel itchy for hours, but I can't stop looking dammit!

[JEEZMISTER]

HEYZUES CHRISTOS!!

[oliverovsky]

xq tan cortito el video,no se aprecia bien

[mmarzbarr]

Tengo un par de fotos tb, pero no sabia cuando iban a durar las pilas!

[moxxi]

That's why I live as far away from Peru as I can. I tried moving to space to get away from these nasty large bastards but apparently the moon isn't inhabitable yet. I can guarantee the odds of finding one of these SOBs in your garage on the moon are nil. Except for moon spiders....never thought of that!

[pintorocker308]

Hey you! All of Peru is not like that!

[MrPorp]

If that happened to me I think i would kill myself!

[KawaiiKemonomimi]

Hehe, she's like "HEY! GIMME!" X-D

[martusex]

im from peru , si de hecho hay esas arañas grandes pero solo en nuestra parte "Selva" = "Jungle"

[mmarzbarr]

parece que hartas personas no entienden que yo estaba en la selva

[A7XluvafoREVer]

@mmarzbarr xD yo encontre una hoy en lima me asuste bien fuerte

[TheBastard97]

It's twitching

Tweek from south park? Hmmm

[SHARPSHOOTERx24]

when i went to el salvador i found a tarantla in my shoe and i almost squasshed im fucken scared of spiders

[Hawkeye0045]

Dude, I would be traumatized 0.o

[SHARPSHOOTERx24]

lol

[vtw33t]

UGH, that makes me want to cry. =/

[DragonSorceress50]

I'm not going to Peru. Ever.

[LucaviAD]

ROFLMAO!!! I'm with you on that

[wwevstnavsecwvswcw]

I guessing i would make good friends with this spider

We have something in common we are both Peruvain

[wesleyhoulihan]

@wwevstnavsecwvswcw

Dude, you spelt Peruvian wrong.

[wwevstnavsecwvswcw]

not a big problem atleast i didnt spell it like "Perovean" or something like that i just put (I) And (A) in wrong places

[SuperMadness01]

somebody got *cough's* FIRE?!!?!?!?!?!?

SHIT THIS ONE IS BIG WAY 2 BIG FOR MEH Z0MG NOT NORMAL ANYMORE!!!

[BrunolRamos]

Theraphosa blondi, the Goliath-spider.

[L3ctronik]

okay. This reminds me of.

- 13 gates of hell (movie)

- Corpser (gears of war game)

- My halloween decoration spider

- george lopez

- a walking brick

- much more scary things...xD

THATS ONE OF A HELL BIG FOCKING MANEATER GIANT VENOM SPIDER! Ieeeek!

[BeBeAyumi]

oh fuck, how could u not be scared?!!!!!! XD

[Atomic3Promiscuity]

I'd probably melt.. I wouldn't even die in a normal fashion... I'd just melt. Lol.

[Atomic3Promiscuity]

I'd say hit it with a shoe, but it'll probably take it and hit you back.

[MahNameIsBen]

I actually LOL'd

[Aldaraia666]

Either that or it sidesteps the shoe and jumps on your face. *shudders*

[Atomic3Promiscuity]

Can you say 10 simultaneous heart attacks back to back?

[nmryda]

@Atomic3Promiscuity Simultaneous AND back to back???????

[Atomic3Promiscuity]

YES. Immediate death---it'll be the death in the old cartoons. I will fall straight on my back with my tongue hanging out my mouth, and have X's for eyes.

[nmryda]

Strangely enough, I think I would readily concur with you lol

[spankysteez]

@Atomic3Promiscuity If a human goes to the Amazon rainforest, ventures in their territory, and hits a spider with a shoe, then I can see why mother nature is turning on us. Because we never have enough. We have to feel safe, we have to have things our way. It's not ok when they bother us but we go and bother them. It fucks up the universal balance. That's why natural disasters happen so rapidly. We've fucked up the balance between good and evil. The spider being innocent, us villans have to kill

[cuzgandalfgothigh99]

@spankysteez THATS EXACTLY WHAT IVE BEEN TRYING TO SAY TO EVERYONE! oh my god.. thanks for that im not the only one.. we need to stop fucking around with mother nature yeah.. unless we want ourselfs destroyed!

[dan06969]

what a cute little fella

[starkiezuk]

That is unfknblvble

[ilukluki]

DID U KILL IT?

[Fightingirishajf]

i <3 you

[Vegeta666Ssj]

WOW!!!! BEST 4 SECONDS EVER!!!!

[lamborgini203]

its there job to eat the other ones

[eyedole12]

Man i hate spiders so much!

[raduovidiugavrila]

@eyedole12 i don't hate them but i am SO afraid of them :))

[powerofktulu]

how do i know this is huge? theres no establishing shot to compare size to

[WolfishNuckajuh]

a tonne of stinging wasps actually lol

[NightShadeDragon]

i dont hate spiders but if i see a big 1 it freaks me out

[Aspir9999]

yeah i dont care in the big picture. but when they are this big, i dont like anymore

[karoleq123]

I HATE SPIDERS !

[vfbnk]

i hate spiders!!!

[OlderG0ds]

hey hey that's discrimination!

sure spiders may be ugly and terrifying but they have feelings too! :D

[roark100]

excatly and they kill harmful pests like wasps. so if u hate spiders think about this. what would you rather have a cpuple of spiders or a ton of stinging wasps

[OlderG0ds]

Depends on the spider lol, this one on the video I just couldn't handle being around. Those kind freak me out. But generally I don't mind the small harmless ones.

And although I was kidding about the discrimination thing, in a way I wasn't too. People do discriminate against other forms of life based on appearance. Example, a girl sees a rat what do they want you to do? Kill it of course. Same girl sees a bunny rabbit or something and would freak it someone killed it, stuff like that..retarded

[timo6170]

yeah but rats spread disease and rabbits dont really

we hate / fear the dangerous animals because of evolution

[OlderG0ds]

ok well it's not just the rats thing you can use different examples, some people don't like insects say a spider a lot would just kill it but if it was a butterfly instead..? ^^

[PowerQuebecois]

lol

[ben14279]

Did you say feelings? Really, No.

[bonespirit]

the name of this spider in brazil is . "Aranha Caranguejeira"

or just "caranguejeira"

hugs from brasil the best place on this planet

[itsthatkidchris]

lol just imajine the spiders story to his wife and kids it will be like

"i was just chilling minding my day then all of a sudden a stupid mamal with a stick starts poking my butt i was like wtf?"

[AcousticSolo]

lmao

[bunnyninjaofsuna]

holy shit! *runs the other way*

[MrDaddyRoller]

is tht the chicken eating spider :s

[TheChillyAcademicIV]

KILL IT!

[hoosyerdaddie]

Remind me to never go to Peru...

[44mustangsbad]

thats a big mo fo

holy shit

[BX2TheR]

LOL imagine that thing just webs your face and flys on it into your mouth.

THINK ABOUT IT

lololololol

[ibar269]

woh,that fuckin spiders bigger than my head

[blaisejaimelee]

id be up the road the matee!

[Deathrune456]

good thing for you, they dont have many spiders on pirate ships, matee

[lonelycubicle]

Ha! Looks like we went on the same vacation (and maybe the same lodge) just a year apart. I also ran into a spider. I really liked the rainforest sounds.

[thatsMrSmileytoyou]

Haha that spider's like wtf

[Ritchie090]

Always gives me the chills behind my back xD

[TrachaPL]

Why you don`t touch him :D By you finger :D

[xoxobloom]

they would bite you though thats bad

[JellysArePeopleToo]

i'm going to the Peruvian Amazon for 4 weeks soon... wonderful...

[bluetrancefer]

I lol'd.

[buzzingxx]

Well That Was A Stupid Five Seconds Of My Life Gone

[sillyheadman48]

you cant even see if its big

[UberMetallMaschine]

is that how you became spiderman

[ultimatemaster14]

omg

[YOUTIGHT11]

holy sht

[DoctaOctogonapus]

we jsut see this massive spider!

i got a gr8 idea lets poke it with a stick that wont piss it off!

[jdolaktv]

nah, see, the spider just needed to get the stick out of his butt

[ArchieLovesMe]

Very cool. Next time you go to Peru, make more spider videos.

[lonelyn0body]

tu eres loco tipo.....

[jwojakowski1]

and i thought the spaiders at my house were big HOLY FUCK MAN ID GET THE FUCK OUT OF PERU!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MKcuties778]

i fainted

[damu4291]

whats going through your head as you poke the spider?

[ammmm09]

haha lol

[cusanusnicolas]

come on, men, where do you live? that's a little fella, not very pretty though...

[Chrrayden3]

Dee Yo's Nemo!!! Aye!

[sewek07]

goliath

[rickymolotov]

When I was in Perú, I saw spiders the size of a regular dish plate. Some of them you could buy in Miraflores, inside a glass box. They are dead, of course. Gigantic mofos. Scare the B-Jesus out of me.

[jopomeister]

RUN! FUCKING RUN!

[flosse21]

lol smart! "Hey look a giant spider, it could probably kill us! :D lets poke it with a stick!!!" ;D

[Deftonian]

That's the devil not a spider.

[jiveturkeycanudigit]

man fuck the amazon im never going there

[KingJaymz666]

I am with ya on that

[m4st4lockm4n]

sane