I know much of your stuff is comedy, but I'd like to request you do a public service video on self breast exam for my wife and other women to watch. Thank you in advance.
Ava, thank you for being the person you are. I have not had laughed so hard in a long time. I'm not laughing at you but with you, I too share the unique view of what it is to have fun in life but you really know how to capture it and share it with the rest of the world. I am going to subscribe to your fan club. You need to have your own tv show and I'm going to see if I can help stir some interest your way.
I was just in my sweat lodge the other day, trying to get into contact with a spirit or two. I got a collect call from one of them and they asked me about this. They really had no idea how to do what you did using that stage makeup, the kind of makeup used to makeup a stage.
What stage is this? All I know is that I learned something today. Stages I am not concerned with, but others may be. YOu also have a dog. i want my girl to look a unique creature, I want to rid the world of tooth decay.
sometimes i don't know either, but in this case the constant smile in my makeup substitutes actual emotion. I am a straight face Master. years of practice. after a while, all the straight face... makes you really twisted. hahaha
It's nice that some people like you and Chris Crocker know what makeup is all about avakaterina, to make your face all nice and gooey. Now let's go shopping.
@AvailShot Nice story! I'm sure she will thank you for it later....if you left her any teeth to talk through, if not, the makeup tutorial will become even more crucial to her. because its shows how to make teeth.
whether or not i am crazy has little to do with a great makeup instruction. we're all mad here.
anyway, if she needs a number to call to arrest you, that may be my new tutorial...domestic abuse escape. just need an abusive husband...again.
@AvailShot I would never do that. To hide is to condone. If anything I would lead any army of battered women, that's the only reason that we would need camo..for sneak attacks. .comin to a town near you....I quote...
MESSENGER
As I did stand my watch upon the hill,
I looked toward Birnam, and anon methought
The wood began to move.
...There will be no cover up in this army. toothay.
well, i guess you are right. it really could work for sneak attacks as the husband gets home and expects his dinner and holy shit that abstract painting has a knife!... sort. of. GOOD LUCK I HOPE FOR MORE TUTORIALS! i will fwd to the lady for improvement!
Fear not @AvailShot till Birnam wood come to Dunsinane. Then better start looking for some ass kissing tutorials. God's a fat black bitch dealing cards in a dark smoky room and she don't play fair and don't listen to no whiners. She knows what you did so you better start picking up your socks and peeing in the toilet not on it.
the dogs terrified
tsedoklizhi 2 weeks ago
haha.
tsedoklizhi 2 weeks ago
ps u r a mime with tats
guitartec 2 weeks ago
this vid is like 2 years old. You r prolly married and have 4 kids now, and a grandkid.
guitartec 2 weeks ago
I know much of your stuff is comedy, but I'd like to request you do a public service video on self breast exam for my wife and other women to watch. Thank you in advance.
Larster911 3 weeks ago
Why can't I stop watching this?
livingstonmail 3 weeks ago
i wanna fuck you so hard
staber73 2 months ago
9:49 the dog is like WTF is going on here !
Cousincho 3 months ago
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Cousincho 3 months ago
Today I learned...8:15 You don't have to be good at anything to do this shit to your face...LMAO
ayerjake 3 months ago
i like your teeth
blahchop 3 months ago
but if you have crater faces you can just fill it in! haha
BubblesHardstyle 4 months ago
9:50 ROFLMAO The dog looks scared shitless
BecomeRichQuick 5 months ago in playlist More videos from avakaterina
Unique creature indeed!
jtaylor1431 5 months ago in playlist More videos from avakaterina
lmao...im in love
williamcurtisconner 5 months ago
i don't think they were ready for this when it was released, but i'm getting ready for it now *-*
CrestoneTheater 7 months ago
Ava, thank you for being the person you are. I have not had laughed so hard in a long time. I'm not laughing at you but with you, I too share the unique view of what it is to have fun in life but you really know how to capture it and share it with the rest of the world. I am going to subscribe to your fan club. You need to have your own tv show and I'm going to see if I can help stir some interest your way.
VanPaiste 11 months ago
Dog was like, WTF?
smashedism 1 year ago
Today I learned that you are a weird freak. Thank you for teaching me this.
planetterrace 1 year ago
Very helpful. Thank you!
do00p 1 year ago
hahah
"but you know what it doesn't really matter what the fuck you put on your face"".....
hhahahahahahah
faro314 1 year ago
I think being otherworldly beautiful helps out a LOT
LeonardoDaFinchi 2 years ago
It really came together with the brown smooge. You & the doggy at 9:53 was perfect!! Very effective growling too. I learned a lot today. Thanx :)
MalquiLans 2 years ago
Not only that but i want clowns and mimes to finally be classified in one category known as climes.
iampokerchris 2 years ago
I was just in my sweat lodge the other day, trying to get into contact with a spirit or two. I got a collect call from one of them and they asked me about this. They really had no idea how to do what you did using that stage makeup, the kind of makeup used to makeup a stage.
What stage is this? All I know is that I learned something today. Stages I am not concerned with, but others may be. YOu also have a dog. i want my girl to look a unique creature, I want to rid the world of tooth decay.
iampokerchris 2 years ago
@iampokerchris shop at UNIQUE CREATURES R US
avakaterina 2 years ago
Absolutely riveting tutorial! I think I'll have to write a song about your face.
labiasofjustice 2 years ago
That is by far and away the very best make up video i've ever seen. And might i say how wonderful you looked at the end, most beautiful indeed ;-)
Purpletim100 2 years ago
I don't see how you can keep a straight face <3
niceguylittlenaughty 2 years ago
sometimes i don't know either, but in this case the constant smile in my makeup substitutes actual emotion. I am a straight face Master. years of practice. after a while, all the straight face... makes you really twisted. hahaha
avakaterina 2 years ago 2
It's nice that some people like you and Chris Crocker know what makeup is all about avakaterina, to make your face all nice and gooey. Now let's go shopping.
niceguylittlenaughty 2 years ago
ooooo woooow...wow...strange...not dissing u but..strange
Mensahwatts 2 years ago
thats different
randy01usa 2 years ago
my girlfriend likes to watch make up tutorials and i told her this was pretty hot but she said you were crazy..................!
i hit her.
iii apologized [and cried] and and things are ok now. but still... between you and me she asked for it!!!!!!
AvailShot 2 years ago
@AvailShot Nice story! I'm sure she will thank you for it later....if you left her any teeth to talk through, if not, the makeup tutorial will become even more crucial to her. because its shows how to make teeth.
whether or not i am crazy has little to do with a great makeup instruction. we're all mad here.
anyway, if she needs a number to call to arrest you, that may be my new tutorial...domestic abuse escape. just need an abusive husband...again.
avakaterina 2 years ago
well shit you could just develop a camouflage tutorial for battered women!
AvailShot 2 years ago
@AvailShot I would never do that. To hide is to condone. If anything I would lead any army of battered women, that's the only reason that we would need camo..for sneak attacks. .comin to a town near you....I quote...
MESSENGER
As I did stand my watch upon the hill,
I looked toward Birnam, and anon methought
The wood began to move.
...There will be no cover up in this army. toothay.
avakaterina 2 years ago
well, i guess you are right. it really could work for sneak attacks as the husband gets home and expects his dinner and holy shit that abstract painting has a knife!... sort. of. GOOD LUCK I HOPE FOR MORE TUTORIALS! i will fwd to the lady for improvement!
AvailShot 2 years ago
Fear not @AvailShot till Birnam wood come to Dunsinane. Then better start looking for some ass kissing tutorials. God's a fat black bitch dealing cards in a dark smoky room and she don't play fair and don't listen to no whiners. She knows what you did so you better start picking up your socks and peeing in the toilet not on it.
niceguylittlenaughty 2 years ago
make that dog put some pants on!
nice product placement.
rabied 2 years ago