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  • "Bring in R. Kelly; and tell him to stay away from my eyes." - Comical crescendo.

  • Dave Chappelle, genius.

  • They should review the case of that wrestling kid. I always do that shit with my pals and its not hostile but we get hurt pretty bad sometimes

  • Bring in r kelly and tell him to stay away frm my eyes hahahahahahahaaha this nigga here he should be in political debate

  • he speaks the truth people.

  • it's a got.damn. piledriver

  • Yes this is soo good!

  • fuck off me nigga tha'ts my bus stop

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  • lionel tate was the boy who got a life sentence for the killing someone while trying out wrestling moves....his life sentence was overturned and in 2006 he was arrested and plead guilty to armed robery

  • So true!!!!! N hilarious!!

  • "we'd have to send the rock to arrest him" hahaha

  • Dave Chappelle, why did you have leave? Now I'm left to watch mediocre comedy such as Tosh.o :(

  • @2013maryc

    Tosh.o is amazing

  • he's very funny but also very intelligent you can tell before he goes n stage he does a background check up on his lines before making it make sense, that's what makes him a better comedian.

  • I got dreams too!

  • Why are comedians the only people allowed to tell the truth to a large group of people and have no punishment

  • OMG Elizabeth Smart just got MARRIED! WHERE IS DAVE CHAPPELLE SO I CAN MAKE SENSE OF ALL OF THIS??? JA RULE!!! lmao

  • "...get da fuck off me dats my bus stop..." LOL!!

  • I love the way the can get things out there. He means all of this. You can tell at the end when the bit is done he isn't looking for peoples reaction. He just looks forward like: 'it's a fucked world we live in'. And yet!! you laugh your ass off while watchin him!! He makes you comfortable with the most conflicting stuff. He is a hero/master and best of his kind. If only he'd come to the netherlands for once for me to tell him how lifechanging he's been.

  • The truth people! I'm happy he's doing this even though it could hurt his career in America.

  • Do you see the dislike bar??... Neither do i!

  • Do you see the dislike bar??... Neither do i!

  • Ledge

  • my brother speaks the truth!

  • This is funny

  • crack to smoke chocolate to eat lmfao

  • why is the top comment always a quote form the video? i watched it i know what it says..

  • Dave chappelle puts more logic into his stand up than all the men in congress put into their deliberations combined

  • Great message Dave.

  • Our whole country is a bunch of hypocritical pussies. We need to build a new inside the old. Show by example that it doesnt have to be this way.

  • @SuKMeBz I feel sad for Americans, the justice system is corrupt especially against blacks and the poor. I like Americans there nice people its just as you said something MUST

  • @SuKMeBz Change, equality for financial gain and equality for justice, its the 21st century, I know my country England has its problems many in fact, but racism is no where near America level.

  • Masterful piss take Dave...:)

  • This is funny but he brings up a really interesting debate which people seldom think about.

  • @5:01 TEAM BRING IT!!!

  • "You know what that is!!!! Its a GOD DAMN PILE DRIVER!!!"

  • weak ass crowd

  • It's funny and it's so true, why are people idiots??

  • this clip isn't so much funny as it is true

  • Too heavy. Dave looked like he was in a low point in his life.

  • dave chappelle is hands down the funniest motherfucker ever ever ever!

  • Some of you people put such dumb comments o Dave what point you trying to make so fucking stupid people stay in school

  • this is some funny shit

  • @bbbbbb222222 What point are you trying to make? Dave chappelle has been working his entire life... I'm also surprised that you don't know anything about European Quartering of Africa. One of the primary reasons that they can't grow food there is because the European farmers who practically enslaved whole countries, raped the soil of its nutrients...

  • @bud389 wow it really just went over your head man,the point and fact he was trying to make is that they was play fighting and thats what the kid got Life, its not like he meant to kill him there just kids really so why sentence him him like a grown up if in the system your say 15 is a child in the r kelly case,,, so like he said how old is 15 really make up your mind!!

  • @jay83 That kid was 12 years old at the time and he killed a 6 year old girl. She suffered more than 30 injuries including a fractured skull, broken ribs, and and torn liver. His mother rejected offers for her son to plead guilty for three three years in a juvenile detention center.

  • this is hilarious, and a great satire of our modern society

  • And about the 15 year old black kid in florida, i don't think Dave Chappelle understands criminology... ANYONE under the age of 17 who kills someone usually gets life because their deemed "psychologically impaired" and are given life because the legal system believes that if they kill someone that young, they're surely going to do it again.

  • @bud389 This is inaccurate.

  • @bud389 /Facepalm..

  • @ravager48 Have fun slapping yourself.

  • I doubt Dave Chappelle would be saying all this if R. Kelly was caucasian.

  • Those who think Dave Chappelle is "RACIST" obviously never saw The Racial Draft!!!!  Watch it sometime.

  • @arianaalioth congrats the whites just drafted you hahahahaha

  • This is comedy at it's best. He balances real issues with comedy. MASTERPIECE

  • U go Dave!!!

  • @bbbbbb222222

    Dave chappelle? Racist? That's the first time I have ever heard someone even mention that. I'm white and a huge Dave chappelle fan, he is not in any way racist. He makes more jokes about black people than whites, can't see how you could even begin to think he is racist you retard.

  • LOL

  • @bbbbbb222222 Dave Chappelle osnt racist. Your obviously not a fan because he jokes about all races. And he talks about the black(not negro... It's just as offensive by the way) community even more.

  • Wow this dudes pretty smart

  • At 15 you're a kid...I'm 13 so it seems old I guess.Anyways 15 is 15.It ain't 14 and it ain't 16...like seriously it's plain 15

  • @PeppiBle what she was only 8 miles away she must have been fucking stupid

  • DAVE chappelle a fuckin legend! 

  • "Fuck off me nigga. Thats my bus stop. I know where I'm at!"

    lol, PRICELESS!

  • lmao

    "if i start pissing on the front row right now they are not gonna have to think about it like 'how do i feel about this? am i ok with it?"

  • I gotta click "like" before the video starts, because at the end I'm too busy looking for the next Dave Chappelle video.

  • @RustyDaleShackleford ahaa nice name

  • Fucking hell when your 15 you are basically a young adult. When I was 15 I was working my ass off in any work I can find to fead me and my familly. Now life is alright its cool. 15 too young WTF IS THIS!

  • What's the point of putting a 15 year old in jail for the rest of his life? I understand punishing him, but putting him behind bars for the rest of his life? America is a brutal and extremely primitive country. Conservatives have made sure the US is without progress.

  • I remember being 15. I smoked cigarettes, rode mopeds and motorcycles, drank alcohol, read newspapers, had good knowledge of politics... Whatever, my point is I was not a kid. I wasn't oblivious.

  • I'm 15 (well, 16 in a week), and I gotta say, who the hell gets held captive in a building 8 miles from their house, with no restraints, and no one guarding you? For 6 months!? I could see it being an hour, cuz that's all the time I need to figure out if I'm being watched, but 6 months!?

  • "if a man cant pee on his fans then i don't want to be in show business anymore because thats why i got in the game." now i know why he left hollywood for ohio =)

  • i love the crowds guilty laugh straight after he asks the question. Fucking priceless.

  • and now a 15 year old killed a 9 year old "for the lulz"

  • @TheMcgreary Not the most cheerful article first thing in the morning

  • It was a Goddamn PileDriver....

  • I miss him. Come back Dave, we need you!!!

  • funny as hell but asks real questions. top 3 comedians of all time

  • damn, people go back a week to insult a racist named bbbbbb222222. fuck just watch more David Chappelle.

    by the way David isn't being a racist.

  • @AlexFranco25 Rat Own Alex, these E-haters WANT the attn. - best to ignore them & maybe they'll get back to their Jr.High School homework.

  • "YOU 15 BITCH RUN" !!! lmao

  • @bbbbbb222222 you are just stupid your mama and daddy must be brother and sister

  • comedic genius...

  • i see piss coming i move....... she saw piss coming she stayed

  • Great Comedian Chappelle, because he knows how to control his rhtythm.

    From 5:10 u could see that he's gettin' a bit emotional, but he wraps it up in style.

    Great Job, Dave, well done.

  • @sdlfjlsdkf

    Did you notice he is BLACK? Ha/Ha is has rhythm.

  • Fuck off me nigga that's my bus stop lmao

  • 1:28 sargent dokes. crazyyyy

  • I want to pee on you. Drip drip drip pee on you.....

  • :)

  • Great comedian

  • hahaha dave would def. make a parody of all the youtubers arguing about race and bullshit on the internet. just laugh and enjoy the video and the shut the fuck up and lighten the fuck up!

  • Ay homi u aint got no right speaking about africa since ur this stupid.And dont say white ppl didnt contribute for the poverty u dumbass. As i recall it was the england and french who colonized and took all their resources. whitee dont run ur mouth on shit u dont know about

  • @bbbbbb222222 you are a idiot he isn't racist towards white people he makes fun of every race maybe the world would be a better place if we could make fun if ourselves and our race more with out people getting mad and you seem like some white trash racist idiot and this is coming from a white guy

  • @izntdan Thank you. Dave insults everybody. He'd probably crack on anyone on tis page if he observed them long enough.

    That is his magic. He can zero in on certain things and pull the humor out.

  • Good points.

    He is illustrating pertinent points.

    And if you do not get those points then your experience may not have shown you certain tidbits of knowledge.

    Chappelle just tells it like it is. As far as racism, the kind that exists in black people is a symptom of the deep seated hatred from slavery and unfair conditions. Blacks have only really had real opportunity for half a century Even white indentured servants worked for their choice to come here.

  • @nichirenx You are so full of shit you remind me of the typical ignorant western pleb. Negroes have had equal opportunities for centuries now, nowadays even more than white people. But even so, look at Africa: worst shithole in the world, infested of AIDS and they have no one to blame but themselves. This negro has never seen slavery, neither have his parents and grandparents. He is just a racist violent scum.

  • @bbbbbb222222 Please find me proof anywhere that african americans have had equal opportunity and a level playing field in the U.S. for centuries? You must be referring to another nation. And obviously you have your own hatred because of certain misconceptions that you have..

    The history books written by caucasan americans explain the unfairness. And all of that is not a lie because I have older relatives who lived through the civil rights movement.

  • they was crackheads, they got to make moves, crack to smoke, chocolate to eat

  • good points

  • Dave Chappelle is numero uno.

  • @sk8xVida you sound like a pretentious asshole. Just saying

  • True talk! Real story!

  • ah deven brown its me khalan myers you better say this is funny bitch or im am goin to kill yo ass and you betta not dislike my comment mutha fucka

  • Erica Pratt was the 7 yr old black girl in Philly

    True story

  • @guidomith

    Thanks for the help on remembering her name.I wish I had know this 3 years ago when this video was posted.

  • it's my favorite of his jokes, i love it :)

  • we had to send the rock to arrest him

  • Crackhead To-Do List

    1. Crack

    2. Smoke

    3. Chocolate

    4. Eat

  • @ALEXisSPANISH

    got moves to make :D

  • Dave and Chris Rock better do a fucking tour together!

  • This is the best comedy. Social commentary comedy

  • dave chappelle = genius

  • @HBKFuckingOwns dave chappelle > genius

  • Nigger knew what he was doing..its was a god dam piledriver" If this kid gets on the ropes theres no stopping him..we'd have to send The Rock to arrest him :

  • Dear Mr. Presidant, Congress, FBI, Supreme Court, I have a very importent question  How old is fifteen really?

  • With females, 15 is actually 30.

  • @hotdrumchick HAHA! PFFFFFFT.

  • @hotdrumchick hahaha true that

  • respect for his truth. one true motherfucker

  • " To me, 15 is old enough to whether you want to be pissed on or not. " very true, should make that into a law

  • I'm 15......

    :) Dave Chappelle is hilarious. The funniest thing about him and why he is so respected....are the elements of truth in his jokes.

    He is such an intelligent guy. For real.

  • @bbbbbb222222 your an idiot, CLEARLY! 

    I'm Rick James bitch!

  • @bizrankin Learn to write properly in English before using the language plaease.

  • Making fun of a teenage kidnapped person? NOT RIGHT. This guy is very racist.

  • @bbbbbb222222 know anything about comedy?

  • @youngcity2161 Yeah I do, suck my dick and shut up if you can't come up with a good counter-argument.

  • @bbbbbb222222 its NOT RIGHT... really pretty sure he can do whatever he wants and what you say on youtube will have no effect. if you dont like what he says why dont you just not comment on it....

  • @AnBaMp7708 hurrdurr, the "if you don't like it don't watch" rebuttal is retarded. if I was raping your sister and you told me "dude, stop raping my sis" would you be satisfied by me saying "if you don't like it don't watch?."

  • @bbbbbb222222 you herped so hard you derped..... 1st i dont have a sister.... 2nd, if you were raping her i wouldnt say "dude stop" your ass would be dead.... and to the main point. this is youtube bro, its srs bsns..but heres a super serious rebuttal your little heart desires... The only reason you find this to be an issue is because hes a celebrity, if you were with your little bros and someone said exactly what mr chappelle said, you would find it humorous. chill bro smoke more

  • @AnBaMp7708 You are making claims about an imaginatory situation. A mere guess, a thought. This case, on the other hand is a REAL case of a negro using the victim "minority" card and being racist to white people. And before your ignorant ass tells me negro is some sort of bad word, let me inform you that it is only a noun used to designate a person of black colour. Like caucasian is for white.

  • @bbbbbb222222 You're the type of person who can't laugh at anything because you're so far up on your moral high horse that you can't see the purpose of comedy in general.

    Does the fact that the joke offend you change the fact that she was kidnapped? No? Then, what's the fucking point? YouTube is not the place to try to sound righteous.

    What's really funny is the fact that you called him racist, but he joked about four different kids, yet you're only offended about the white girl.

  • @blazegamer I never said that I am offended for it, I merely pointed at the fact that he is racist. And you are being unfaithful to the truth. He doesn't joke about different kids, he makes fun out of an abducted little girl and then he shows the black kid as the poor innocent victim of the evil white race. Bullshit.

  • @bbbbbb222222 ur missing a crucial point in ur rant. He's a comedian so if u take anything he says serious then sir u are a idiot. Stop ranting about racism bullshit and just enjoy the comedy

  • @soccerpzn12 For anyone besides negroes and brainwashed people this is racist propaganda against the white race, disguised as comedy.

  • @bbbbbb222222

    White people don't care.

  • @SirFuzzi Because tehy are brainwashed by the media.

  • @bbbbbb222222 Sorry you are not intuitive enough to not miss the purpose and point of this skit. However, if you do want to get into that subject, you would have to be very close minded to not realize that a bias exists in our system. Sad but true...

  • @bbbbbb222222

    Sure.

  • @bbbbbb222222 Okay... explain please

  • @bbbbbb222222 I'm white. brainwash is retarded. Fuck you. This is not racist in ANY way.

  • @puuLzee Your comment doesn't make any sense in the beginning, your writing is so bad I can't make heads or tails of it.

  • @bbbbbb222222 You didn't understand that? wow you may think you are book smart because you have no common sense RACIST cunt. You are the racist if you assume a black comedian is going to be racist because you obviously didn't watch the video. Cba replying to you because you are too fucking stupid.

  • @bbbbbb222222 Sorry your the one who is brainwashed my friend

  • @bbbbbb222222 He's saying it should be equal. And on top of that if you were paying attention the video is actually about the 15 year old BLACK GIRL that R.Kelly(you know, that BLACK GUY who sings I believe I can fly )peed on and how "YOUNG" she was compared to the 15 year BLACK BOY and how "OLD" he was. But I guess I can't be mad at you,I'd probably feel the same way if I just looked at the surface and there was a white COMEDIAN(they tell jokes right?) doing the same thing.

  • @bandicoot2ps1 I am glad you now understand my point and agree with me.

  • @bbbbbb222222 Are you racist? If you are, why are you watching this video? smh.

  • @ndc18 The only racist here is this comedian! Racist towards white people.

  • @bbbbbb222222

    How did you discover this video? Do white supremacist just look for shit on the internet that involves blacks and leave nutty comments?

  • @Deepstarr7020 You are really stupid, calling me a white supremacist just because I point out that this guy is racist towards white people? Can't you see that your behaviour is unacceptable?

  • @bbbbbb222222

    Honestly, I assumed you're a white supremacist...because you sound like one. Really vile and angry, not like someone who just disagrees but hates.

    "Can't you see that your behaviour is unacceptable?"

    Really it's me that's unacceptable? You're arguing everyone on this post because you sound bad. I think it's appalling that you only get one life, it's short, and instead of laughing ...you're doing this racialist bit. It says a lot.

  • @bbbbbb222222 I love how you think Dave Chappelle is racist towards white people when he always has some white people in his audience. All your doing is shooting your mouth off, you obviously dont understand his skits.

  • @ndc18 what is "smh"?

  • @bbbbbb222222 shaking my head (smh)

  • @ndc18 Why should anyone assume that those letters mean that without any kind of clarification. Talk about being lazy to write.

  • @bbbbbb222222 Whether you want to believe it or not, you're the one sounding racist. It seems like you only want to acknowledge/emphasize the racial aspects.

    If you wanna talk about racism, what this is all REALLY about is how the media goes crazy over a missing little white girl, but a missing black kid wouldn't get nearly as much attention.

    Now, if you sit here and tell me I'm wrong about that, then you're either delusional or a liar.

  • @bbbbbb222222 Go cry a river cause your not going to get anybody that has the same opinion as you. To speak for everybody: GTFO.

  • @LearningAlongTheWay That is how you cope with people you disagree with? by insulting them and telling them to go away? Very mature of you.

  • still funny till this day

  • Its more than 5475 days of life on this planet.

  • "If this kid gets on the ropes there's no stopping him. We'll have to send The Rock to arrest him"

  • @blax3d33 If that is the case in Florida, then it just proves that zero tolerance is a ridiculous policy that doesn't allow any room for sound judgement. I don't think that's much better than discrimination. I get your point, though. Not an attack on you, just a statement on the system.

  • u kno this man was high as shiet when he came up wit this joke lmfao

  • well how do i feel about this? am i OK with this? lmfaO