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  • This song makes God laugh his ass off.

    +1

  • God is a useless cunt.Simple as.

  • @Zodist LOL and that's the nice way to put it, if God wants worship then he/she needs to get the hell off their ass and take action, but nope killing millions is better for that bastard.

  • god is a great big joke

  • My new favorite song. This should replace "hail to the chief" no shit.

  • I will fuck god up. 

  • It's not God I'm afraid of. Raptor Jesus--he'll rip out your entrails and eat them for a snack: for being a sinner, of course.

  • Southern Country Music in a nutshell.

  • Why don't they sing this song in churches?

  • THE ROOT OF ALL RELIGIOUS HYMNS.

  • This is stone cold cool.

  • The ROOT of ALL HYMNS.

  • i want the rap remix of this

  • I heard diz in a tyga mixtape lol

  • God is a communist.

  • I want this song played at my funeral.

  • @Sakke00

    on your gravestone

    "god fucked him up, fucked that boy completely up"

    XD

  • @Mikeybetts no, i have something better. Have our gravestone in the shape of the flying spaghetti monster.

  • @MoralRapist

    HERETIC!

    YOU DARE DEFY THE INVISIBLE PINK UNICORN!!??

    CRUSADE!!

  • @Mikeybetts HA! someone as well-versed in mocking theists as i am! send me a friend request =)

  • @Sakke00 ME TOO!

  • @fizzypop9x So I'm evil because I'm in a monogamous relationship with another man. I do no wrong by the laws of my land, but because your 2000-year old book says so, I should be put to death. Some of our moral behaviour is hard-wired into genetics, no God required. Religion is a hijacking of our moral values system, not the cause of it. "Would you read a 2000-year old medical journal?" Why would you get your morality from a 2000-year old book?

  • Hilarious!

  • Jonah disobeyed God’s will and the sea-storm raged until,

    His fishin buddies through him in the brine.

    He was swallowed by a whale, so he prayed and prayed until,

    He was barfed up on the shore, covered in slime.

  • Noah heard the voice of God who said “soon there’d be a flood”

    So he filled his private yachts right to the rim.

    People said “you are insane” and then it began to rain

    And it turned out that the assholes couldn’t swim.

  • Yet when you ask a Christian some tough questions about their faith, they don't want to answer, or they will change the subject on you to cover their own ass. I never beat the shit out of another human being, nor did I ever take a 2X4 and crack someone across their ass as hard as i could, like my ex-boss did. Nor do I have any tatoos or piercings, just as the Bible says not to do. IS GOD REALLY ON ANYONE'S SIDE? I TEND TO AGREE WITH @bucksmasher1

  • FUCK GOD. He is a motherfucking sadist piece of shit for making people suffer for apparently no reason and murdering children. The difference between me and God is the fact that I would never make another human being suffer for my own enjoyment like God does. I was abused as a child, and when my mom re-married I somehow coincidentally got a second dose of abuse my my stepfather only this time it wasn't as severe, it was a lot of yelling and stuff. Gee, WHO COULD ORCHESTRATE SUCH A THING? GOD

  • Damn that ray...and his fence

  • God is all loving,caring and merciful . He has placed you here to put you through a test as if you were a fuckin lab rat in an experiment. If you obey his orders he will grant you eternal life at his side in the kingdom of heaven. If you fuck up he will send you to the fires of hell where you will burn forever and ever and ever but as you are burning you must always remember that God Loves You.

  • God is bi-polar.

    There are meds for that, but he needed us to make them.

    God's still in denial.

  • Oh I would love to sneak this song in sunday mass.

  • Remmember that every written word is inspiration of God. And this is no exception!

  • to each their own.

  • oh well, guess im going to hell. lmao :D

  • Lolololol HE'LL FUCK YOU UUUUUUUUP! *In G Major*

  • Well done, thou good and faithful singer !

  • I and 796 other people just can't WAIT for God to fuck us up.

  • fuck god.

  • This is why I'm a satanic priest 

  • I wish this were on Itunes

  • lol them paranoid americans

  • Song is good bt still a christian

  • @YoungMoneyENT10001 It took more than a few intelligent, atheist, Youtube videos before I thought twice about my own long time beliefs...keep watching. ;~)

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  • one time I was a christian, but then i wasn't anymore cuz they can't do coke. true story

  • Why does god no do anything now a days

  • @RobAlpacaflip Because he's not real.

  • @InfidelSlaughter yeha i meant for that to be a question

    like

    "he does all this shit 2000 years ago"

    now

    "nothing"

  • @RobAlpacaflip Haha! That's what I always say!

  • I bet that the shepherds were probably doing more than WATCHING their flocks by night when Jeebus was born.

  • Awesome! Truly awesome! I haven't laughed that hard in a while. Thanks!

  • Totally Awesome!

  • fuck god bitches :) i will not be herded (insert picture of sheep)

  • My favorite BlueGrass song EVER!!! I'll be playin' it on my harp. Meanwhile thanks to WildwoodClaire for the shout out to this vid!

  • To the writer of this song, Absotively Posolutely this is the best song I have ever heard. You express the reality of Xian Belief in a most excellent way. I love your song. I will feature it on my channel. Thank you for posting this song.

  • Awesome!

  • Fuck you god

  • So glad, God isn't like religious people say He is... the truth will be seen one day.

  • 30 people dont want god to fuck them up

  • What a funny little tune.

  • great!

  • im sorry but that salt part was fucking funny

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  • this song is the only good thing that has ever come out of religion

  • @Mikeybetts how about zombie movies?

  • @KriegKadaver

    reverse-zombies, where WE eat the flesh and drink the blood!

    *makes scary noises*

  • fuck this song!

  • Nice tune.... even though I'm Christian

  • you guys know this is a joke song...

    fuck, everyone needs to stop being so literal..

    gods gunna turn all you bitches to salt.

    i'm not really religious though cx

  • God would have more followers if God wasn't such a piece of garbage.

  • One thing to say about this: LOL!!! My dad turned like salt.

  • God doesn't exist. You have no proof of heaven, no proof of hell. "No! You see a white light if your going to heaven when you die!" No that's DMT and you're about to trip the fuck out. "It says in the bible that heaven and hell exists!" In the book Harry Potter there is a secret wizard world.

  • @Inspireftw look asshole just because you dont believe in god doesn't mean you have to bitch about on the internet those arent my beliefs either but I still have a respect for those who can grasp something greater than themselves dickhead

  • @SeniorLuther Show me proof. :) You just can't accept god doesn't exist because you were raised with religion, it's all bullshit dude. God didn't make us, evolution did. I can prove that, you can't prove he's real.

  • @Inspireftw did you reply without reading my comment dipshit? I'm not a believer but I dont go around calling people dumbasses because they believe. they have the right to freedom of religion without prejudice, thats what this country was founded on. I wasn't advocating religion I was simply saying you don't have to belittle others ASSHOLE =)

  • @SeniorLuther ?? I'm confused, no where in my comments did I say these people were dumbasses, in fact I used no profanity unlike you. You're the one being the asshole. And they have a right to freedom to religion, I have a right for freedom of speech when the title of the video is saying god will fuck me up. I was writing a response to the video, not to the people who believe in god. Read before you try to make an argument.

  • God is a bully period.

  • @Gamer1990100 Yeah, what Richard Dawkins said is true!

  • @Gamer1990100 Yeah, what Richard Dawkins said is true!

  • If this is what you believe God is I truly feel sorry for you all. Humans are an ungrateful set ignoring Jesus sacrifice seeing all your faces while being tortured. He went to the very depths of hell so we wouldn't have to. He loves us and may he forgive you all for your ignorance.

  • Because !

  • hey, I am Roman Catholic , but I also have humor, I think this spot is funny as shit, and I will probably go to hell...where I will most likely see some friends there. there are many days i refuse to go to church, i don't know why & it really pisses my hub off. but there are days where it just doesn't feel like the right thing to do.

  • @Saints581 going to church doesnt mean your going to hell, just having Jesus as your Lord will.

  • 5/21/2011. I had my wheaties this morning for nothing?! Way to miss an appointment bra.

  • LMAO im not sure if its okay for me to like this song, i dont wanna get hit by lightning but holy shit this cracks me up.

  • God fucked up 28 ppl!

  • to post on facebook or not too that is the question

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  • Fuck Jehovah

    Lack of respect

    And he wants his beliveres to kiss his ass?

    Fuck god

    Too many bad things nothing bless like treat it like a piece of shit

    Somethings gotta give

  • @TheMrOct why do you waist your time on hating God?

  • @KH13JPLAZMA I don't see why people would WASTE time hating something that doesn't exist.

  • @SHSH1212 oh well its people choice, what if a person believes theres a tree behind a door but doesnt want to open it, would that get you mad? who cares, worry about your life, nd live it up. besides its scientifically proven that thers a God. people are just tooo closed minded to accept the fact, but oh well, THATS their choice, do i hate people that dont believe in God? no, its there choice. its like this, you can lead an animal to a pond of water, but you cant make it drink it. Jesus loves u

  • @KH13JPLAZMA People don't hate 'God', that's just ridiculous. But most don't appreciate such erroneous statements as 'it's scientifically proven that there's a God', especially when God's criteria are narrowed by adding 'Jesus'. Some will attempt to pollute societies with inaccurate information, others will oppose this, it's called progress.

  • @Du How is it narrowed? Jesus is God in Flesh. Some pple think that its a big fairytale and christians are now crazy and stupid and now they want to kill christians? i quite dont get that, i deal with people telling me that God isnt real all day, when i made a choice that He is Real,I felt His Presence, I Saw People Get healed from Cancer/Uncureable Diseases In the Name Of Jesus. My list Goes on. And yes some will give very false information and resources on their topics, but some know accuratly

  • @KH13JPLAZMA Narrowed because a deity is one thing and Christianity is a narrow representation of what a deity could possibly be like. Fear is bred by religion and it is strong in you it seems. No need to get paranoid, you're more likely to die at the hands of a believer simply because of numbers.

  • @DuTriDu lol, i dont quit get what your saying at the end?

  • @KH13JPLAZMA Almost 7 billion people in the world and around 1 billion are atheists/agnostic/non-religiou­s. So there are less than a billion atheists and you fear being killed by them when religious folk outnumber them by 6:1. This suggests you're 6 times more likely to be hurt by a believer, whether intentional or not.

  • @DuTriDu i dont fear i was looking at the outcomes of most athiests that hate christians. And what do you mean when you said that Christianity is a narrow representation of what a deity could possibly be like?

  • @KH13JPLAZMA It is the definition provided by the Bible. I can think of a more perfect deity myself and so can anyone. Then again, why must a deity be perfect? Christianity has a narrow representation because it must stick to its dogma.

  • @KH13JPLAZMA You felt his Presence? Did he stick his Presence in you or did you just grope it? Prove it was his Presence. The word "Jesus" never existed 2,000 years ago. It's an inaccurate translation by inept christian bible scholars. There is no "J" sound in Hebrew. The name of your (mythical) savior would have been Yashua or Yeshua. You christians are so stupid, you can't even get the simple Hebrew name of your beloved jew Lard and Slavior right. What else have you got wrong?

  • Fuck God and his son Jesus. Lmfaooo @ the song tho... it's true since Christians say God will fuck you up.

  • @hizay no christians said this?

  • I wanna read the book of Ray now

  • Really

  • I don't see how Christians can object to this song. It matches the sort of religious training that I had as a kid: toe the line or God will do all sorts of awful things to you. The profanity of the song simply focuses attention on the real Christian message: if you're a believer this should make you aware of what an awful god you believe in. I eventually abandoned Christianity myself because I could no longer believe in such a god.

  • @SenecatheDuck I know right? They say that God is all loving, yeah ok so a serial killer can be forgiven if he or she is "Sorry" and yet starving people are ignored. It's not love, it's terror.

  • @SenecatheDuck That is a very Puritan form of view. Which is a very strict form of christianity. Myself, I take a step back and take religion for what it is- a guideline. Whether the main constituent characters existed or not, is irrelevant. If they were, then they would much rather you be a good person than worship them, assuming they were legitimate in their causes.

  • @FizzyPop9X No I'm pretty sure that God directly demands to be worshiped. And anyway, if it's all so much poetry, then why are so many people willing to die for it? Certainly there's better poetry to die for. Read Shakespeare, I'd kill to preserve Hamlet. The only book in the Bible worth keeping is Ecclesiastes.

  • @PaulThePretentious That is how you interpret it. Don't go telling me I am wrong. Its how I interpret it, therefore it is not wrong.

  • @FizzyPop9X "Its how I interpret it, therefore it is not wrong". Well that also means that it isn't "right". It means that the Bible is just an opinion piece. It is not the literal word of a literal god who literally spoke to a literal man to spread his literal word. Nobody literally died and got resurrected; nobody literally cured literal illnesses through literal miracles. If you're going to worship literature, why not Lord of the Rings? At least it's interesting.

  • @FizzyPop9X "Its how I interpret it, therefore it is not wrong". Well that also means that it isn't "right". It means that the Bible is just an opinion piece. It is not the literal word of a literal god who literally spoke to a literal man to spread his literal word. Nobody literally died and got resurrected; nobody literally cured literal illnesses through literal miracles. If you're going to worship literature, why not Lord of the Rings? At least it's interesting.

  • @PaulThePretentious See, that is where you are wrong. They were written for 2 completely different reasons. The Lord of the Rings was written for entertainment purposes, whereas the bible was meant to give moral truth. Some of the characters in the Bible actually existed (Jesus-12 apostles, etc), but whether they had divine connection is subjective. Gandalf, etc never existed. Also, there really isn't a whole lot of room for opinion with the bible. Either you agree or you don't.

  • @FizzyPop9X J(the)C never existed. He rather "evolved"

  • @PaulThePretentious There is no arguing the moral truth that is layed out by the bible. The only real opinions that you can make are whether the stories are real and if they are interesting or not and both of those are subject to the opinions of individuals. The moral truth is inexorable, assuming one has a conscience. This all relates back to how literally the actual written word is taken.

  • its true

  • lmao

    funny shit

  • This is one Evil song! My first 'dislike' in all my time having a Youtube account. This made it the first time I thumbs downed a video.

  • @thecomputerboy1

    Then I'll fuck you uuuuuuuuuuuuuup

  • @thecomputerboy1 it's an awesome song, because it's actually what stupid Christians believe. God will fuck you up

  • 25 people were fucked up by god.

  • @JZfox42. I will look up''ted haggard is completely heterosexual'' & look forward to watching it. Thanks for the info

  • Love this. Hope I can get it on ITunes. Just about sums up how utterley stupid & pathetic religion is.

  • @lockleaze if you thought this just about sums up religion, you should hear ''ted haggard is completely heterosexual''. it's quite a master-piece of ridiculing religion haha. xD

  • FUNNIEST FUCKING GOD SONG I HAVE EVER HEARD!!! I LOVE IT!!! <3

  • Lmao xD

  • I'm surprised we never learned this in Catholic school...

  • id like to see him try. ill fuck up god.

  • lol 

  • Now, why did you publish that song? I spose the devil made you do it!

    (PS - Thanks for the sub :-)

  • As a survivor of a West Virginia childhood this is beyond side splitting funny :)

  • Damn if hellah of ya'll ppl dont like anything about christianity or religion WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU FUCKING WATCHING THESE TYPES OF FUCKING VIDEOS?!

  • @mythmaster83

    Probably cause it's a funny song, hearing someone say 'God will fuck you up'--reminds me of the church hymns I grew up but with a twist lol.

  • I laughed hard at this one!

  • lol they should sing this at church

  • @jsanford33 It's a bit fucking rich of you to complain about atheists talking about their lack of belief isn't it? How do you think everyone else feels when some fundie fucktard goes around telling the whole world that his way of thinking is right, and everyone else is wretched and sinful? Fuck you and the sado-masochistic death-cult you rode in on.

  • @0mniaV1nc1t love it lol

  • @christinakc Why thank you! :)

  • @0mniaV1nc1t AHMEN BROTHER from a different mother. we are all brothers and sisters, so for the sakes of continued humanity fuck you sister.

  • @0mniaV1nc1t Yeah any person with half a brain would realise that IF god did exist he wouldnt be welcoming athiest and muslim hating rednecks. Going to church would be the last thing on his mind when you get to the pearly gates. The quiet man with his happy family living off the land in some peacfull corner will be the one who gets in.

  • @nixymagoo

    or the atheist who was just doing his thing, and helping people would have less to worry about.

  • @nixymagoo What if the quiet man with his happy family living off the land in some peaceful corner is an atheist? Why do his beliefs matter? I find anyone who discriminates against someone because of their beliefs or lack thereof a bigot. The concept of thoughtcrime is disgusting.

  • @viridismonasteriense I find anyone who can flatly espouse as true what is false disgusting. Reality is not a matter of opinion. Theists must be confronted. They have and will continue to use fiction to justify any kind of atrocity. Flying men into skyscrapers, murdering doctors, tying homosexuals to fences and beating them to death...you know, all the lovely products of Iron Age fiction.

  • @PaulThePretentious what about the hospitals, charities and foreign aid missions? I'm not one to defend religion, but nobdody seems to acknoledge the whole picture. Nothing is as simple as good guys and bad guys, especially not with an issue this big.

  • @viridismonasteriense - Religion is the source of hate and misunderstanding by forcing their illogical beliefs in someone else's throat. So we need to Fuck God Back.

  • this is gay

  • Great Song! Just trying to decide which of my devout catholic friends to sent this to...........or shell I send it to the whole bloody lot of them!!!!!!!!

  • @lockleaze all fucking all of em!

  • @lockleaze Just meme it. Let you catholic friends know that they are the original fuckup and they ought to hear it first and foremost. Not that those fundis deserve a free pass, NO!

  • I'd rather get fucked up than pray towards a thing that doesn't excist

  • fuck you god

  • So it's okay to kill people because they made God mad? Fuck God

  • Fuck you you atheist piece of shit. Go buy some shitty shirt from spencers or hot topic and burn in hell with it. Im atheist so im gonna go sit in starbucks and share my views on religion when nobody gives a fuck what i have to say. Go fuck yourself in the ass or have your faggot boyfriend do it for you. while you burn in hell. Now... im gonna go pray for my foul language. Fuck you guys.

  • @jsanford33

    Perfect example on how religion causes all the problems in this world:D

  • @WeHateThePatriots What a perfect example of a liberal athiest thinking he is smart :D

  • What a perfect example of a Conservative Theist assuming that Faith without evidence counts by any degree as intelligence, when by definition it is the exact opposite.

    Have fun talking to yourself.

  • @jsanford33 Wow, way to set an example.

  • @SpiralDaze Let me do the talking. You stay out of this.

  • @jsanford33 You've written a comment where others can openly see it and reply, so technically I don't have to stay out of anything.

  • Pot, meet Kettle.

  • @jsanford33

    tell fred and shirley i said "hi" will ya?

    dick

  • looooool fuckin funny

    still fuck religion

  • I am God and I do not approve this message.

  • stupid religion

  • Fuck you

  • Yeehaw! looks like god can get-er-done!

  • The cool thing about this song is that it's spot-on with the Christian message -- obey the word of God or suffer the consequences. The ONLY difference is the crude language, which makes it hilarious.

  • As an Atheist,  i'll say one thing. I'd rather deal with Christians than a bunch of fucking Jews. :D

  • WTFFFF:))))

    

  • 23 people are atheist.

  • @bettyd3345 I know of no atheist who wouldn't find this song hilarious.

  • @MyPisceanNature Hell, even if I was a christian i'd still be laughing my ass off xD

  • @bettyd3345 Im an atheist, and that's why I find this comical.

  • @bettyd3345 I'm an Athiest and this is funny as hell. I see it as play on the ridiculous notion that an 'all loving' God would send us to a brutal torture for eternity for a finite crime....