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  • I miss supernews /:

  • I think they're funny until I remember they are depicting real characters doing what seems to them real actions then it is not funny anymore!

  • Oprah: And I'm getting HUGE RATINGS for pretending to interview you!

    Sarah Palin: Let's chit chat about nothing for an hour!

    ^ The most accurate description of a typical Oprah episode.

  • I just watched...like...uh...3 of these super news things. Hilarious!  "The Stupid Virus" is classic and they nailed it!

  • I just watched like 3 of these super news things. They just 'aint funny.

  • so ture, and funny ha ha!

  • It's funny kuz Opera acts like she knows everything

  • Thats crazy and funny

  • sarah palin making use of herself.. suddenly every other person she meets asks for Levi Johnston.. :P

  • who reads playgirl anywaysss?

    Oh yeah DUUUDESSS.

    lmfao just got that

  • Thumbs upp if you want an edited version of this on itunes

  • SAAAARAHHH PAAAAALIIIIIIIIN!!!!

  • OOOH YYEEAAH DUUUUUUDE!!!!!!

  • wait, who is driving the boat?

  • Sarah should parasail into a planes engine.

  • she reminds me of the weird lady on back to the barnyard. (forgot her name) lol.

  • If i was that polar bear I would have ate her face off. She supports unnecessary hunting of endangered species. Wasn't expecting that ending too much.

  • I could watch this alllll day.

  • hahaha gay polar bear X3

  • @utube553 Hmm, but if it's a male animal that likes a male human, is that inter-species gayness? Should gay inter-species marriage be banned? Should we ban gay dogs from the police force?

  • "For once in your life, could you please keep your d**k away from my political career?!?" LMAO!

  • That's cruel what they did to that Donkey....... oh wait that Sarah Palin

  • It's a great song, no question.

    I wrote a piece of political satire called "Parasailin' with Sarah Palin" about a month prior to this being aired on Supernews.

    Google "Freedom Haters Para-Sailin".

    Mine version had no song, nor any polar bears.

  • Sorry. That should've been "Mein version"

  • Yep! I would much rather live in an America ruled by a non-American who spews New World Order every other sentence & who wants to share my wealth with all the fast-ass, lazy welfare cases who refuse to make their own way. I especially like living in a country where illegal aliens are encouraged to swarm over the border while our fearless leader promises them overnight citizenship & social security benefits. Much better than Sarah Palins ridiculous God & Country First attitude! Right on!

  • Me too, cause you know that air head would just quit after 2 years and give some bullshit excuse for it.

  • @rthegreatest AMEN!

  • @rthegreatest Finally, someone who is teathered to reality. :)

  • Yep! I would much rather live in a country rules by a dictator-type president who spews "New World Order," and wants to share my wealth with the fat, lazy, welfare cases who refuse to work...and who invites illegal aliens to come on over & become a citizen overnight so they can vote for him in the next election. Much preferable to a woman who puts God & Country first. Right on!

  • @rthegreatest Good thing we don't have that president. Better than that retarded man-baby we had earlier who made sure he was immune from the law before he started torturing, hiring PMCs and breaching the constitution. Who knows, maybe in 2 years we'll have a president who doesn't sit around doing nothing and yet half the country is scared of him becuase of a news network thats pretty much a 24/7 propoganda line told them too.

  • Loosly teathered to reality!

    lmao

  • funny

  • Im going ruuuugh!

  • i love the song its stuck in my head

  • parasailin with sarah palin.... why didnt i think of that!?!?

  • @Sabreeshuh

    I dunno, but I did. I wrote a piece of political satire called "Para Sailin' with Sarah Palin" in October, 2009 for a website called "Freedom Haters" (she's interviewed, and the tether holding her to the boat snaps at the end of the bit...)

    But there were no polar bears in mine.

    Google it. "Freedom Haters Parasailin' with Sarah Palin"

  • lmao, what am i a friggin miracle worker!

  • i'd bang sarah palin.hard...that's about it tho.......

  • Really? She a wrinkly old hag! You have poor taste! And that bitch has had like 5 kids! You sir need to get some real ass and get off the internet

  • muthafuckah please..........i get plenty pussy..it ain't that serious....stop bein' a dickhead and don't reply or comment on anything i say on youtube you cunt face...and yeah..get your stupid ass off the internet...homo...lol!

  • Or what nigga? Go rub your self raw to sum wrikly old pussy you bitch ass ho

  • Who reads Playgirl anyway? Oh, yeah...DUDES!

  • i just wanna know how many of you people are actually from alaska, dont get me wrong im not even political of nothin but i bet half of you are from the lower 48 and have no idea of even what some of those jokees are about. so really thsoe of you who dont know should just f off, cause she is human, she puts her pants...or skirt, on one leg at a time so you really shouldnt expect too much from politics. o ya did i tell everybody to f off yet?

  • Learn how to spell.

  • Learn how not to be a fag

  • Blech Sarah. I feel like every time she opens her mouth it makes women in America seem a little dumber.

  • Loosely teathered to reality! hahahahaha scribbly-doodlin' like a drunk 5th grader! hahahahaha. We will see more parasalin' with Sarah Palin in the future! (Unfortunately)

  • this song is fuckin greatness..

  • So funny

  • so funny :)

    and that song...lol!!!

    'Parasailin' with Sarah Palin, head up in the clouds'

  • Scarah Failin = W in drag & just as dumb. Can you imagine the IQ & education level of her following? OMG....LOL

    GOP = GUNS OIL POVERTY

  • "what am i a freakin' miracle worker?!"

    fav part.

  • lol @ ill stuff the turkey..classic

  • yeah im pretty sure he got her daughter pregnant and their not married.

    so thats a big slap in the face

  • levi johnson stock the turkey!!

  • oh my God I forgot she made a distinction between "Real" Americans and Non Real Americans.....I suppose she'd call me a "non real" American just because I happen to disagree with her....the whole "Agree or get out of America" is the exact opposite of Democracy...Fuck you Sarah Palin

  • Who's Levi Johnston?

  • Don't quote me but i think he may have dated one of Sarah's daughters? Sorry if i am wrong

  • Lol I wouldn't know either way

  • awsome song... xD

  • Catchy song.

  • "I'll stuff the Turkey!"

  • Loosely teathered to reality... :D

  • Song is awesome.

  • you betcha :D

  • Awesome!!!

  • catchy song!

    anyone else got this song stuck in their head?

  • @xerophyte001 i dooo

  • @xerophyte001 yes, it's very catchy, I like the song.

  • @xerophyte001 My friend went parasailing today and told me about it and I couldn't get it out of my head!

  • Nice voice impersonations!

  • It's called satire. Don't like it, don't watch.

  • Levi: "I'll stuff the turkey." Classic.

  • haha so funny :)

  • Parasailin' with Sarah Palin...yea!

  • Current = Bitters

    Para Sailing

  • PARAH SALIN

    SARAH PALIN

  • meh - liberal, conservative, whatever. they just want power. like all of amerikan$ do. fuckit!

  • The bear didn't eat her?!

  • "...keep your d**k away from my political career!"

    HA HA HA.

  • lol!

  • lmao, that song is awesome... :)

  • I don't agree with either party lots of the time. Democrats can be cowards who change their views when the time calls for it, while republicans can be vicious truth-twisters who hate any sort of change, even if it helps little people like the people who elected them. But people like Sarah Palin and her dumbass supporters are the reason why I tend to lean a tad more to the left than too the right some of the time.

  • i was hoping that bear would eat her

  • the polar bear should've eaten her...

  • hahahaha

  • owned=)

  • ROTFL.....

    She isn't fit to be a governor; let alone a presidential candidate. She's about as ethically-challenged as the Clintons!

  • do you understand that this is a cartoon, not real, right?

  • Of course, it's a cartoon! The woman and her entire family (as information leaks out) are far worse than a cartoon!

    I still say that the woman isn't fit to be governor of Alaska; let alone a presidential candidate!

    Like the Clilntons, she is "ethically-challenged"...bless her heart!

    (*rolling eyes*)

  • Palin is an embarrassment. She's the most self serving, self absorbed person I've ever seen. She quit on Alaska to make a quick buck on a book she didn't even write. I hope she runs in 2012 because she'll destroy the GOP.

  • @ensemble10 I doubt she'll win the nomination. She's the reason Obama won the election and most moderate Reps can see that.

  • I'll tell you what I've told everyone else, this is a cartoon, this is not actually Sarah Palin.

  • Note to "Left" : you're losing.

  • Note to "Right" : you're misinformed.

  • Love how the libs make fun of Sarah Palin when she sold million of books and typical libtard who publishes a book only sell 14 books on average.

  • Citation needed.

  • Not when you're Sarah Bailin! You can just make up nonsensical bullshit that your ignorant base will just eat up and never question!

    You know, people should do just a tiny bit of research on famous native American activist John Wooden Legs and see how horribly Sarah Palin misconstrued a quote by him. It's jaw dropping and stuff like that was everywhere in the book.

    This woman's thought process is beyond repugnant. If I blindly supported Obama, I'd root for Palin in 2012 for an easy victory.

  • you talk about researching a quote by Wooden Legs? Its interesting how much people care about accuracy of quotes when it doesn't involve making up quotes that Sarah "said". The liberal base followed this character of Palin, believing things like "I can see Russia from my house" were actually true. In a Zogby poll on election day, 86% of voters believed that numerous quotes were stated by Palin, that she never even said.

    How that for an ignorant base?

  • It's funny to see someone try to defend Palin. I too have done it for things like you said. The "I can see Russia from my house" line was made popular by SNL and when I heard people condemn her for that, it was a real head-scratcher because there's literally SO MANY MORE STUPID COMMENTS to choose from.

    You don't see the importance in her not only misquoting the man, but then incorrectly saying it was John Wooden the basketball coach?

    We can agree though, stupid people exist on both sides.

  • Oh I'm not defending her for the misquote, Im not even that big of a Palin fan, despite being conservative. Just making sure you weren't an ignorant hater of Palin. Sorry if I came across as too abrasive.

  • *cough* Sarah's actual quote "They're our next door neighbors. And you can actually see Russia from land here in Alaska"

  • If you liberals would ever grow a brain cell (or look at a map) you would realize that you ACTUALLY CAN SEE RUSSIA FROM ALASKA. Theyre sperated by 3 miles at their closest point. The problem with you brainless liberals is you're facing East towards Canada. And I like how the cartoonist of this video sheded 2 tons off of that fat pig Oprah. LOL

  • You can see Russia from Areas in Alaska but you can NOT see Russia ANYWHERE in Wasilla, look at a map one of these days.

  • I was responding to a previous post that was implying that its impossible to see Russia from Alaska. I never said Wasilla. I guess reading wasn't one of your strong points in school.

  • Dear god man you were responding to me and you know it because I'm the only one below you that commented. Watch Palin's interview in full and you'll see why we make fun of her for that stupid quote.

    Even if you don't see it even republicans (that aren't batshit crazy) knows that Sarah Palin is not smart enough to do anything resourceful in high office. If we had to pick between Sarah or Bush we'd pick Bush without batting an eye.

  • I respect Palin, but Id pick Bush too. She didnt work in 08 and I dont think she'll work in 2012. However.....if you're going to bash her over "stupid" quotes, maybe you should look at the corrupt ACORN lawyer that you voted for. He's the KING of comments full of buffoonery. "I campaigned in all 57 States", "Typical White person", "My Muslim faith", "I dont know all the facts but the cop acted stupidly". Just to name a few. Thats called "Obama uncut" without his teleprompter, lol.

  • Man.. if that wasn't the whole array of talk radio talking points I don't know what is... none of those are nearly dumb more like unfortunate. The 57 states thing was obviously a joke, white person was about his grandmother and even a fox news host defended that one,

    my muslim faith.. WOAH WOAH!!! Wait I thought Obama was in trouble because of his idiot pastor.. How can you think he's muslim when he's been in a racist black christian church for 20 years?

  • Such great points you made....so when Obama goofs when he speaks its an "obvious joke", SUURE. And I guess labeling white people as "typical" isnt classifying an entire race? NAH no bigotry there. And I didnt say Obama is Muslim, HE was the one who said "Muslim faith". But you're right...he went to trinity church for 20 years where they refer to Italians as Garlic noses, of course Obama NEVER heard any of these comments. And I missed your excuse for Obamas "cops acted stupidly" remark.

  • But look on the bright side.......with Unemployment nearing 11%, NOT EVERYTHING is falling like your Messiah's approval ratings. lol

  • Was it also a "joke" when Obama said people with asthma get "breathalyzers? That was another classic. LOL

  • Yeah I'll give you that one. However, Obama wrote alot of his speeches himself.. Palin/Bush did not. His intellect is not under question.. his policies is. I do find him to agree with Bush too much for my taste. Depending on how he handles his first term I may vo.. oh wait I don't vote... politics is boring to me haha.

  • Joe Biden is our current VP, and he's a brain donor. BTW, check the approval polls lately? Or last month's elections??

  • ROFL brain donor. Yeah he doesn't come off as a genius, but I listened to him on the Daily Show the other night and he doesn't sound as bad as I actually thought. I mean I always thought he was smarter than Palin, but that's not saying much.

    What do approval polls have to do with Palin? You think she's running in 2012? I knew I'd rather let Obama destroy the country for 4 years before I voted to let that woman a heartbeat away from the most powerful position on the planet.

    Ron Paul 2012 :)

  • Agree somewhat that we need a viable third party. Just feel that anyone who can draw the venom of the Left like Palin does can't be all bad. Personally, I would be inclined to skewer her if I felt that the media treated her fairly during the campaign. Not a particular fan of hers. Rock on, LLS.

  • The venom of the left? Truth hurts and that's what the left uses. I do feel as though they give her far too much attention, but if the venom of the left is sad truth which stings, the venom of the right is confusion and misinformation which is far worse.

    Republicans make me almost embarrassed to be American sometimes.

  • Weird... I think the exact opposite. Maybe because I'm not a complete retard.

  • I don't blame you. Welfare ruins lives but we still can't seem to get away from it. All those people who's motivation is taken away slightly less because of big daddy government taking care of them also embarrasses me as an American.

    Why can't I be against something like that, but at the same time not want to turn this country into a church? What's most embarrassing I suppose is how moronic the bickering is. Think our enemies DON'T like our constant arguing with each other?

    Ron Paul 2012 :)

  • Confusion & misinformation? Like "global warming," universal healthcare without degradation of the standard of care & increase in spending? Oh THAT misinformation and confusion!!! Yep, got it.

  • Yes, that's EXACTLY the type of confusion I'm talking about. The debate isn't whether global warming is real, it's whether or not we are the cause or if it's a natural result from things like sun spots. Instead, the right makes it a debate of whether or not it's real!

    It's funny that so many of you righties believe in God simply because it's better safe than sorry, and yet, you won't take any steps towards cleaning our environments. What happened to better safe than sorry? Why NOT pollute?

  • And healthcare? The morons on the right keep feeding you guys COMPLETE HORSE SHIT and you're EATING IT UP.

    You think organizations that represent tens of millions of elderly Americans would endorse a bill that has death panels!?

    BUT IT'S SOCIALISM! OH NOES! WE'RE GONNA BE MARXIST SOCIAL COMMUNISTS (apparently you can be all 3 according to the right.) Did it ever dawn on you that our healthcare should be as central as our education? Are you against those socialistic public schools!??

  • The republicans are feeding us complete bs. The democrats are actually debating it... but they're still democrats. Better than republicans though.

  • You fucking morons irritate the hell out of me.  Oh and suddenly because I speak out against the corruption of the right, I MUST be a blind follower of the left, correct!?

    That's the stupid mentality that America has. PICK A SIDE AND TAKE THE GOOD WITH THE BAD! Morons!

    When Ron Paul didn't win the primaries, I pretty much lost my faith in this country's ability to elect a competent leader. I only voted for Obama because I was voting AGAINST McCain and Palin.

    Thanks for ruining the right.

  • Lory, you are a breathe of fresh air. Thank you for your comments here.

  • same here, ron paul was a bit extreme though. I don't think america in general is ready for a real politician. PS: I don't think anyone is "eating it up" as far as healthcare goes. The people that truly have an opinion on healthcare are probably the only people that actually vote in elections. The majority of america has pretty much lost faith in the country LOL

  • Ron Paul lost beause the republican party is too evil to let him win. They are the masters of rigging elections. You are naive to think the republican primary was not going to be rigged against Paul.

  • Yeah I know man. It makes me so mad when I mention Ron Paul to someone who screams at me for not voting for McCain, and their response is, "Who?"

    The right has been taken over by religious neoconservatives who will trash the constitution and have no problem forcing (what they see as) morals on people.

    The government's roll is not to play daddy for ANYONE. That goes for telling people what they can and can't do with their own bodies, and giving handouts to women simply for having kids!

  • You don't understand the liberal position of government. You are listening to too much libertarian media or whatever propganda you listen to.

  • As opposed to the plethora of lies named Fox News?

  • How so? I feel I understand it just fine. They want a government that's for the people, but they want to overstep their bounds within the constitution to push that notion.

  • Rigged? Typical Paul supporter. Dude, he lost far & square. Fuck Ron Paul.

  • Wrong!! I am not a Paul supporter. I thought he was a lost cause. I knew he had no chance of winning the republican primary. ALso I hate libertarian politics.

  • RIGHT! You're a Paul supporter. Don't jump ship now.

  • I am a proud liberal. I listen to liberal tlk radio. I watch Kieth Olbermann and Rachel Maddow. I support single payer healthcare. I support the fairness doctrine, I am not a Paul supporter.

  • SUUUUUUURE you are.

  • @biguy617 i also watch fox news ....for fun..

  • Ron Paul is a bitch.

  • I won't call him a bitch. I think he's got some true integrity. But he's also got a ton of problems w/regards to his politics. In any case, he's not the answer & I think the Paulers need to get off his nuts.

  • Why?

  • He didn't make it past the primary's.

  • @TPBass1224

    Just so I'm getting this straight- you want a third party lead by Sarah Palin.

    LMAO!!

    So do all Democrats.

  • Nope. You did not get it straight. Thanks.

  • Is it conceivable that just like "Americans for Prosperity", a large portion of her book sales were funded by republican backers in an effort to put it at number 1 on best selling lists? It happens with Glenn Beck and Ann Coulter as well. You're telling me millions of people agree with Ann Coulter?

  • and...? People bought the book, regardless of republican funding. People don't always have to agree with other people they read the book in order to get a perspective on what the author is saying, if the libs want a #1 seller they can get the same funding

  • You know how I know I've gotten through to a delusional republitard? It's when they start to go off based on an imaginary conversation that never took place, all to make themselves feel like they're proving an inarguable point, and therefore the person they're speaking to is wrong.

    You JUST said she sells millions of copies while liberal authors only sell, lets take a look, ah there it is, FOURTEEN BOOKS. Not 15, but 14. Suddenly when I point out the obvious, numbers don't matter. Blow me.

  • Uhh hey fucktard, I used the number 14 as exaggeration. I also said 14 on average, apparently you're too fucking stupid to get that. Stop trying to act all high and mighty and get your head out your ass. And how did I get off topic, stated what you said and stated my rebuttal. Typical moonbat moron.

  • unfortunately, yes, millions do agree with her.

  • Stupid liberal tripe.

  • mrx0066600 interesting little point there

    oprah: ...and im getting huge ratings for interviewing youuuu!

    we must all be rubes

  • Yep that's her in a nut shell. If she's even remotely related to Ron Paul's involvement in the next election I wont even consider voting for that guy.

    She's a freak'n tool who knows very little about the world and shows that at every god damn turn.

  • good job copying the title from eminem

  • This was hilarious, thanks for posting.

  • Musta been adolescent crap like this why I didn't sub on hulu.

    Current-dot-TV

    So much potential

    so little talent

  • LMAO..... So true.

  • The Oprah voice lmao

  • you betcha!

  • oh lawd loooollll. more more more!

  • LOL love the the title.

  • Palin reminds me of Peggy Hill: a smarmy substitute teacher that thinks she knows a lot more than she actually does.

  • bwah hahahahahahah

  • Wow spot on. Did they get palin to do the voice wow. Hilarious. At the end it'd be funny if they did a bit with a Turkey, one of her more famous 'palinisms'

  • i wanna add this song to my ipod

  • Sarah is great, she's making sure Republicans are never taken serious.

  • ever again.

  • She didn't even write the book.

  • I think the Polar bear should have eaten her at the end. Or maybe wolves shooting at her.

  • I won't watch your commercial or you video. Adios.

  • Do you get to teabag Bristol when you buy a copy of "Going Rogue".

  • Ditto Daemo4

  • Okay nvm. I looked it up. Al Gore does own this show. I now feel that as an independent, I can't enjoy this show any more without thinking about that. :(

  • Their shows are pretty balanced when it comes to stuff like this. For example, this episode of SuperNews also had a skit making fun of Obama. The only time you can tell the network is owned by Al Gore is when they do all the green stuff, and if that bothers you, it's pretty easy to tune out and enjoy the rest of Current.

  • Lol. I don't know anyone who likes Al Gore (I'm surrounded by a very liberal group of ppl), and I'm a hardcore environmentalist so I'm slightly confused by that implication that anyone who doesn't care for the guy is against the environment. :P

  • parasallin with sarah palin, lmao.

  • Then pray for her almost son in law to suddenly vanish, because with him around it does not look good