Curb Your Enthusiasm (extended)

[LandersUK]

Small Penis? Big vagina!

[dkessel1987]

rofl happyface :)))

[2theothers2]

Lol, which arby n the chief episode is this from?

[vivelecorn]

@2theothers2 It was heard on season 1 and season 2 through many episodes.

[HendrickFan2488548]

I'm here from BOTH Arby n the Chief AND Curb Your Enthusiasm... do i win???

[moderhackercheater]

Are scared

[moderhackercheater]

10 people arrested sacred of that French movie called "eyes with no face"

[Yufffff]

10 people commit hate crimes against bald people.

[XIGBARSINTERN]

Reminds me of my favorite episode ending, the one where Larry hugs that girl in the restroom (I forgot why), and she walks out saying something like, "Mommy, a man hugged me in the restroom, and he has something hard in his pants!" Then people could be heard getting pissed, and Larry was like, O_O... shit.

[Tsarbomb117]

@XIGBARSINTERN I WATCHED THAT ONE LAST NIGHT LOLOLOLOLOLOl it was funny

[HendrickFan2488548]

@XIGBARSINTERN yeah he had a water bottle in his pants and the girl was thanking him for something. His fault for being in the womens room to start with!!! xD

[callumsreally]

What was that? ITZ MAH ROFLCOPTER IT GOEZ SOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOI

[TheFrozenSection]

this is actually taken from an early 1900's french horror film "Eyes without a face"...except in the french movie its very very creepy

[thomt17]

Whenever I see people having a stupid argument online, I post a link to this video

[MysticShadowofDeath]

New trolling music for me. :3

[Nick64266]

I got in a fight with two lesbians today. Im male too.

[irandomness13]

10 people dnt hav enthusiasm

[Nvidiaguides]

I remember when my Physics teacher was full on blowing a nut due to some people acting like morons in class. I had this set as my ringtone. My parents called me just as he was berating the class royally.

Did not go down well.

[killerxdyify]

ARBY N THE CHIEF!! :D

[papoosegirl1]

i love this!!

[MadGuyX2319]

thumbs up if you think this song is totally stupid?!

[cococlaudio123]

why would people dislike such delightful ignorance

[Snowbau5]

The song should be called PROCRASTINATION

[nickthelight]

Thumbs up if you can hear a car alarm at the very start

[LethargicBannanazZ]

Prettay Prettay Prettay Good song!

[MikeLaBike]

If I die in any sort of accident, this is going to be played at my funeral.

[SuperstarIceland]

I love this song

[TheUberPlayboy]

thumbs up if this song makes you not give a shit about anything in the world

[dogvader19]

what the other song thata arby n the cheif uses its in the epside girls pls awnser

[XboxFanForLife]

@dogvader19 Look at the end of the video you lazy motherfucking peice of homsexual faggoty gay dumbass shit.

[dogvader19]

@XboxFanForLife you dick what im a supposed tio wit for thank you for watching .... ????// and arby n the cheif only said curb you enthusiaam ost .. not the song name it self so i shut the fuck up if i where you

[Tsarbomb117]

@XboxFanForLife apparently someone was dumped...

[XboxFanForLife]

@Tsarbomb117 no, im just an asshole.

[ha10dud3]

@XboxFanForLife Are you ok, like, in the head?

[XboxFanForLife]

@ha10dud3 yes mr.

[skezness]

This song is so delightfully cynical!

[iCanHazit]

Me: Woah, baby! That was great!

Girl: Yeah... great. Listen, I've got something I need to tell you...

Me: Oh, don't tell me you have AIDS?!

Girl:... I'm your cousin

*Cue music

[IronMaidenSlave1978]

This song makes not so funny moments funny.

[thelastnight94]

My litte brother who's autistic comes 2 listen 2 this song everytime the show ends.

[AnthonyLopez23456]

This plays after I just had sex.

[FranzFanFerdinand]

@AnthonyLopez23456 I laughed so much at this

[bucketofshrimp9897]

@AnthonyLopez23456 you spelled masturbation wrong...

[NWOxFANx4xLIFE]

this song is used to fill awkward moments

[willmaster93]

seems like 10 people curbed their indifference instead.

[vice2vursa]

thumbs up if you actually had the creative mind that allowed you to come up with a rap to this cause I did. and the raps pretty stylish lol.

[PPKDude852]

I want this to be my life's theme song.

[PPKDude852]

Even though Arby n the Chief is a decent series(although I haven't watched it in like, 3 years), this song will always belong to Curb Your Enthusiasm.

[ASHYBOY1997]

Life Well Spent...

[marochima2]

tuba ftw!!!

[stanleymilzink]

9 people had this play song after they found out that they messed up their lives so hard, they pulled a massive shitface and dropped dead on the floor.

[Tsarbomb117]

9 ppl had this song played when they were born.

[MegaPaulie123456]

every time i fuck something up or im getting yelled at or i screw up in any social situation this song goes through my head

[Tsarbomb117]

all the Taliban probably played this when they found out Osama was killed.

[droge085]

They should call this Misunderstandings...or I Fucked Up-Real Bad.

[Thehalomanable]

I love how this was used in Arby n' the chief

[danisuperedition]

i play several times in my life for the stupidness my friends do -_-

[codkid99789]

"Honey, I'm Preagnant." Music plays as a camera pans away from your face as it looks forward in shock

[futuremovieactor]

Larry David, you never learn!

[danisuperedition]

i can imagen this being played when a guy hear's his girlfriend is pregnate

[FerkGraff]

*Masturbating* *Mom enters* SON!? *Music Plays*

[sonicrlz]

Thumbs up if you are listening to this while you are meant to be doing something important.

[Ahbiter1]

@sonicrlz I should be asleep I'm driving with my instructor in a few hours lol.

[houserulez2008]

@sonicrlz HOLLY SHIT!!!! yes!!... I'm supposed to do a realy important homework

[youcantspeak]

I listen to this while getting high instead of doing my homework D:

[NewBlood0]

@sonicrlz i have a Finals tomorrow and Im supposed to be studying!

[Sylux024]

@NewBlood0 lol same ^^

[rockdontrun]

So many times I post sarcastic comments on videos and someone thinks I'm being serious. They spend several paragraphs explaining why I'm wrong and they completely miss the joke. I think from now on when that happens I'm just going to link them to this song.

[Potchama67]

This music makes me feel prettay prettay prettay good

[Cactus2thenutsack]

Once I started watching Curb

This became the soundtrack of my life

[spear401]

Y-YOU STOLE IT!!!

[Themistocles23]

Thumbs up if you're going to play this song if you're goofing around when you're supposed to be doing you're homework.

[EnglandNotPortugal]

thumbs up if you typed this in after arby n the chief

[metalsonic71]

curb your stupidity (>)~(<)

[TheSilas117]

this makes life feel goofy and nothings seriouss.

[kaiyan246]

is rebecca black a great singer? *music starts playing* (nope due to producer)

[Sylux024]

@kaiyan246 you stole that from that RB interview parody.... *you look suspicious, and shuffle your feet* - music starts playing

[raffawesomeness]

@kaiyan246 way to repeat someone else's words.

[mooglebee4]

this would be my boxing entrance song

[ADAMTHEKILLJOY]

I wish when anything fucked up happens in my life this song starts to play like for instance I shit on the bed dA DA DA DUN DUN BEEP BUMP.

[mattuiop]

this makes me cry a tear due to arby n the cheif! :'D

[roamer45]

How the fuck are we supposed to get ovar dere? Chief

We have to grenade jump or something. I'll go first. Move over. Arbiter

U muv ovar. Chief

You're the one who wants to see this thing. Stop being so godddamn difficult! Arbiter

no, u! Chief

Season 1, episode 6 arby and the chief, lol.

[roamer45]

" I see you bought the heroic map pack"

"Yah, i used jon's credit card"

"Who's Jon?

"The human that lives here with me."

"I see. Do you think the maps were worth ten dollars?"

"Ya, who dusn't have ten dolar$, i wipee my as with ten dollars"

Ah the good old classic season arby and chief. happy face :D

[HoudiniJr100]

@roamer45 lol

I love arby'n the chief :P

remember this?

Arbiter: so you basically comply in that statement that I suck on men's penises?

Chief:''' u cud say dat

(I ain't good at remembering the lines, but I remember the new season stuff...the old episodes are CLASSICS though)

[roamer45]

@HoudiniJr100 Yeah, I know what you're trying to say. Yep, nothing beats the classics, although this season was REALLY good and the hypernews episodes were a riot XD.

[HoudiniJr100]

@roamer45 I liked the episode when chief got b&d and arbiter was wondering what to do and ch33f was panicky :P

[roamer45]

@HoudiniJr100 Yeah, that one was okay, but I think thefunniest episode of season 1 was episode 6"Brawl"

[HoudiniJr100]

@roamer45 which someone quoted earlier :P

[roamer45]

@HoudiniJr100 i wonder who ;)

[HoudiniJr100]

@roamer45 just read...it was you who did that :P

do you remember him vs. craig

"So mister chief..you ready to LOSE?"

"There iz only going to be 1 loser today craig...is you...after I beats you...at the gaem....LOOOL" XD

[kaiyan246]

"are you ok"

im fine im just board now i had fun goin out"

excuse me with who"

"i saw justin bieber"

*mother puts on music and then screems outside"

[bluepickle15]

Im completely serious this happened.

I had this on a playlist.

I was looking on facebook and just discovered that one of my friends from my hometown... is related to one of my other best friends after I moved 8 hours away.

And this song just started playing...

[chabi3000]

Kluggeschissen !

[mrchrismania]

:O lol



[BigRedChester]

dad, i accidentally totaled your new Ferrari

[AbergVonQuack]

This and "pokerface" <3

[mike20956]

Prett-ay, prett-ay, prett-ay, pretty good.

[TheScrambles1]

is this an actual song or did they make it just for the show?

[DJChiefX197]

@TheScrambles1 it's an actual song

[TheyCallMeLud]

I want this music to be playing whenever I do stuff

[goPistons06]

i want this song to be played as loud as hell right after i die.

[crh2010]

8 people got the larry david stare

[DarknessBrandon]

boi thats a mouth ful. Wow you just turned my inquirey into a sexual joke. hahahey lolz

[HoudiniJr100]

this is used for the daily dung every monday in sports radio (AM setting but forgot the number)

[cornhulio347]

you wanna 1v1 me?

you wanna 1v1 me?

you wanna 1v1 me?

you wanna 1v1 me?

[fran9860]

larry david is a genius!

[nico44ever]

Doctor: I'm sorry to say that you have aids. There is no cure.

"cue music."

[nickthecomedian]

best 3 minutes of my life

[leonard127]

okay now who the fuck is motherfucking goddamn Arby n the Chief . Please what ever it is Curb Your Enthusiasm is obviously a trillion times better then it.

[PARTYARTIE92]

@leonard127 maybe you should stop reading that retarded self-help book lying on your nightstand and actually watch it before jumping to conclusions.

Douchebag.

[CodSingletary]

@leonard127

Well your a subtle one, aren't you?

[Spectre3554]

@leonard127 its a VERY popular Machinima series, and during the first few episodes this song was played while Arbitur and Master Chief had thier adventures and shenanigans.

[Jstaubster]

@leonard127 Well said. 

[Legolactic]

@leonard127 If you like to troll and judge so much, why don't you Google it and see how good it actually is. Then think of how stupid your comment is.

[twntysevn27]

@leonard127 I'm all for cussing. Really, I love it. Having qualified that, you really need to learn how to swear.

[Dgamer21]

Everyone shut the fuck up about arby n the chief!!! it's a good show and all, but this is not the fucking arby n the chief theme. It' the curb your enthusiasm theme!!!!!

[dessertcoffin04]

@Dgamer21 We all know this. I dont think this guy who uploaded the song said anything about Arby n the Chief song. I believe he said its Curb your enthusiasm theme also well know off the hit machinma series Arby n the Chief which only been played in the first 2 episodes out of the whole series in season 1. Im sure the guy who invented Arby n the Chief didnt mean any harm by using songs from other shows/movies themes.

[SLAYERCOBHC93]

larry david is the greatest jew alive

[GatorM]

Not extended, edited yourself. Badly.

[ChooseADoor]

@GatorM you're a fag, shut the fuck up.

[MrBlueBerry4201]

i personally love this show and theme haha

[dessertcoffin04]

Master Chief

I'm not even using big words.-Arbiter

You're just an idiot.-Arbiter

You should try reading a book one of these days instead of logging on fucking lolcats.com all the time.-Arbiter

Arby 'n' the Chief: Episode 2 Recon.

[quileter]

@dessertcoffin04 arby 'n' the chief rock lol

[dessertcoffin04]

@quileter Agreed.

[Dgamer21]

@dessertcoffin04 Why don't you actually come with original comments instead of quoting lines from a show over and over again and spamming the thread.

[dessertcoffin04]

@Dgamer21 Dude relax ok I did it out of boredem. Plus what the fuck is the big deal anyways. I wasnt trying to offend anybody by doing this.

[dessertcoffin04]

1000 gam3rpoeentz!1one-Master Chief

Yeah, as if anyone over eight years old gives a fuck.-Arbiter

it showz ppl i r b3ttr tahn th3m!1!!eleven!!1-Master Chief

But it doesn't even prove anything.-Arbiter

I watched you get the achievements.-Arbiter

You just used that language filter trick in matchmaking and worked together with other people in Lone Wolves to get them.-Arbiter

There wasn't any skill involved, so how are you better than anyone else?-Arbiter

:(-Master Chief

u adn ur big wurdz-

[dessertcoffin04]

definitely too high a price for something admirable.-Arbiter blow me-Master Chief Why is it that you can't never come up with an intelligent retort?-Arbiter It's always cock jokes with you.-Arbiter taht r wut ur mom sed last nite!1-Master Chief LLOOOLLOL!!1-Master Chief Or mom jokes.-Arbiter r u playign w/ katana body p33c3?/-Master Chief No.-Arbiter y-Master Chief I like my guy better without it.-Arbiter What difference does it make?-Arbiter so ppl no taht i got all teh atch33vmintz adn

[dessertcoffin04]

You're assuming that they can't take any criticism, despite how involved they are with their fanbase in comparison to other game developers.-Arbiter

i duno-Master Chief

You don't even think about any of this kind of stuff, do you?-Arbiter

no-Master Chief

Sad, really.-Arbiter

Frankie can't make a simple sarcastic comment without people like you flying off the handle and bashing Bungie who type before they think.-Arbiter

I guess that's the price they pay for interacting with their fans, but it's

[dessertcoffin04]

It wouldn't make sense for them to post a link to a video on their front page that they honestly that they didn't like and give it a lot more attention.-Arbiter

But of course, idiots like you jump to conclusions and go running your mouth off without putting an ounce of thought into anything first.-Arbiter

I bet you're probably typing a comment RIGHT NOW saying how much Bungie hates me.-Arbiter

no-Master Chief

stfu-Master Chief

Don't you think it's a little insulting to Bungie?-Arbiter

[dessertcoffin04]

wat the hell r u doign-Master Chief What the hell does it look like?-Arbiter I'm playing Halo 3.-Arbiter i thot u sed u h8ed bungie-Master Chief No, I said I wasn't completely satisfied with the heroic map pack, and for valid reasons.-Arbiter I still love Bungie, and I think Halo 3 is great.-Arbiter but l00k-Master Chief they hav a link 2 arby n ch33f epis0d 1-Master Chief it r say h33r bungie h8 u-Master Chief they sey ur disgrasefel-Master Chief They're being sarcastic retard.-Arbiter

[dessertcoffin04]

ass.-Arbiter Your first reaction is to throw a grenade at a guy because you're too scared to fall back on your shitty aiming skills with a weapon.-Arbiter I can sh00t-Master Chief i jus dun want 2-Master Chief Bullshit.-Arbiter Let's see.-Arbiter Ha ha ha ha ha!-Arbiter You fucking suck.-Arbiter fuck this-Master Chief im not playign n e moer-Master Chief Fucking crybaby-Arbiter Ha ha!-Arbiter Yes!-Arbiter Overkill!-Arbiter Arby 'n' the Chief:Episode 1

[dessertcoffin04]

God damnit, fine.-Arbiter You.-Arbiter Are.-Arbiter Fucking.-Arbiter Pathetic.-Arbiter shut ur hoel-Master Chief Of course, you go for the rockets first because you can't get a kill any other way.-Arbiter rokitz taek sk1ll, n00b-Master Chief Oh, please.-Arbiter stfu-Master Chief Wow, good job.-Arbiter hhahahah thx-Master Chief I was being sarcastic.-Arbiter so wuz ur face-Master Chief And of course, as I expected, you mindlessly spam grenades.Arbiter its takticul, n00b-Master Chief Tactical my

[dessertcoffin04]

idiot-Arbiter It's about a personal sense of worth.-Arbiter But I guess that's a concept that's too complex for your hopeless, juvenile, idiotic brain to understand.-Arbiter hahhahhahhah-Master Chief ur p00r-Master Chief u cant affoerd stuff-Master Chief Sigh.-Arbiter my turn-Master Chief Fuck that.-Arbiter gimmeh t3h controll4r-Master Chief Go to hell.-Arbiter I'm playing.-Arbiter gimme-Master Chief What are you, a fucking six-year-old?-Arbiter gimmeh teh fucking control3r!!1!-Master Chief

[dessertcoffin04]

taht wuz quit3 a mouthful!!1-Master Chief i gess ur used 2 that kind of thign-Master Chief Nice one!-Arbiter I see what you did there.-Arbiter Instead of addressing my points, you took everything I said and turned it into a sexual joke, Implying that I suck on mens' penises.-Arbiter LOLOLLOLLOLOLOL-Master Chief Fantastic-Arbiter ''LOL'' indeed.-Arbiter w/e-Master Chief ur just 2 p00r 2 affoerd teh new mapz-Master Chief It's not a competition about who has the most money, you fucking

[dessertcoffin04]

close-quarter maps, and Call of Duty 4 has like, twenty.-Arbiter

You can argue that the Call of Duty 4 multiplayer maps use identical geometry as the campaign mode so they're not really ''new'' environments and you can say that infinity Ward '' cut corners'' in that respect, but it doesn't detract from the fun in either mode regardless.-Arbiter

My point is that I don't really think the heroic map pack is worth it.-Arbiter

The map pack should have been a freebie, in my opinion.Arbiter

[dessertcoffin04]

Personally,I don't think the maps are worth ten dollars.-Arbiter

y-Master Chief

Rat's Nest and Standoff just don't appeal to me very much gameplay-wise, so really, if I paid the ten dollars, all I'd probably be doing is messing around in Foundry, which really doesn't seem worth a sixth of a game's retail price to me.-Arbiter

And the Foundry ''sandbox'' idea sounds like something that should have shipped with the game to begin with, considering Halo 3 has eleven maps, not enough of which are

[dessertcoffin04]

I see you bought the heroic map pack.-Arbiter ya i used jons credit card-Master Chief Who's Jon?-Arbiter teh human taht lives here w/meh-Master Chief I see.-Arbiter Do you think the maps were worth ten dollars?-Arbiter ya-Master Chief who dusnt hav ten dol3rz?/-Master Chief i wipe my ass w/ 10 dol3rz!1-Master Chief That's not what I asked.Arbiter I asked if you thought that the maps were worth it-Arbiter i dun undrst4nd teh difrense-Master Chief I didn't think so.-Arbiter

[stigler30]

Thumbs up if you want this played at your funeral.

[hibbityhooblah07]

@stigler30

omg u just made me laugh my ass off, thats funny, but kinda fucked up lololol

[TheScrambles1]

@stigler30 I'd prefer always look on the bright side of life for my funeral

[Sylux024]

@stigler30 HAHAHAHA i so do

[DiogoAlmeida95]

@stigler30 nah, in my funeral i would prefer the benny hill theme will a some guy is tap dancing on my coffin

[MrDavinsion]

@stigler30 Hell Yeah! Best... Funeral.... ever... Of all time XD

[tacobell630]

@stigler30 LOLOLOL i just told my friend the other day i want that to happen.

[alloutoftime]

@stigler30 I"d love it @ my funeral.

[WatsDaWurd]

did anyone else think the smears on the video were actual smears on the computer screen?

[jerrymouse16]

This would be a great theme to begin A average Monday morning or a thursday morning.

[TheCircusfreak777]

This song is almost like a punchline to each episode. 

[EpicKreashinzV2]

I need to hire someone to follow me and play this song on a loop.

[GunBlade79]

"Hey babe. Wassup?"

"I have some news for you."

"What is it?"

I'm pregnant."

*This music starts playing*

[ipodnanno]

@GunBlade79 Well it's not gonna start playing without a simi-dramatic zoom up to your dissapionted face!

[WatsDaWurd]

@GunBlade79 that. is. hilarious.

[Gangstazila]

@GunBlade79 ha reminds me of the everybody hates chris theme too

[crh2010]

@GunBlade79 lmao

[BigRedChester]

@GunBlade79 lmao

[Spudfish93]

I fell down a flight of stairs the other day, when I landed, somebody's phone went off nearby and this was the ringtone, perfect timing :D

[nate9797]

this reminds me of greek music

[SilentWeeks28]

Arby N' The Chief

[afrothunderjb]

Have a nice assault...

[UberToober]

8 People slept with Funkhousers crazy sister.

[thejackbell75]

@UberToober and Jeff`s demented wife

[XxMarioBilllxX]

lol I can imagine this song playing when waking up before school

[GDxAxTOxZ]

HAHAHAHA larry david <3 

[ahmedpharoah]

Parent: Son, it's time me and your mother tell you something. You're adopted.

*This song starts playing*

[camjolewas1]

teh best theme music ever

[Mrster]

8 carwash cunts.

[metalsonic71]

8 ppl where roflknifed

[metalsonic71]

every funny ass vid i see has this music even in the arby n chief lol

SOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOI­SOISOISOISOISOISOISOI

[Jackmaster999]

this sound like an very old song

[yum499]

WIN WIN WIN WIN WINWINWNWINIWNIWNINWIWJIWNIWNI­NWIWNINWIN!!!111

[GamecubeLPs]

I took a shit and it wasnt coming out so i pushed so hard it bled then in the bg i heard this on my tv haha!

[yum499]

@GamecubeLPs umm, wtf? lol

[scar504]

if i had three wishes one of them would be to make this the theme music of my life