A MERRY SWIFTMAS Man Roast!!! [12/7/09]

[ladyreepirate]

Thanks for the first warning, BUT WHAT ABOUT THE OTHER SEVEN TIMES!! the worst part of "Sherlock Holmes" is when they go to the pig factory, I almost threw up!!

[stallion0702]

oh the irony!

"the silence"....*beep!*

[Eatsleeptwilight]

i love your accent sooooo much

[CartoonDraw]

damn that dose look good :P

[101wuzup1]

"The silence!" beep "DUH!!!"

Hahahaha!

[pinkpandamiranda]

it's funny how he blinks a couple days when he talked about bad dave, and the fire alarm beeped. HAHA

[hustla4life12]

Kaleb it was so funny when you went " Ah silence" then the smoke alarm went BEEP! and you went " AHHH!"

[Theo2kitty]

don't worry kaleb about the fire alarm, it happened to one of my family members and she changed the battery and it still beeped like every 30 minutes.....maybe it has something to do with the wireing. idk, but you should get maintenence in there to get it fixed. that looks delicous! xd

[supergenius1994]

lol

[1ElizabethO]

LOL Stupid Fire alarm!

~ElizabethO

[1ElizabethO]

Oh you can do better then Taylor Swift lol Merry Swiftmass lol

~ElizabethO

[iSparkleToo]

wow

kaleb, your oven is REALLY clean!!

[cheerleaderluver11]

"the silence," *beep*

[AngryLizardMovies]

*beep* xD

[biggest69er]

Your beef is a brisket

great video though, onions would help ya, a few potatoes too.....enjoy!!!!!!!!!

[Thistlecloud123]

That is one FIIIIIINE roast, Kaleb! And don't worry--you can post as many videos of you cooking as you want...I'll always be subscribed to your videos! :D

[FireAngel42]

Ha! You didn't think it rained in California.. that's funny.

[AriaInTheSky]

Dear Taylor, marry Kaleb. He's awesome, hilarious, gentlemanly, professional, and pretty dang attractive.

[EmilyJCullen]

lol "ahhh the silents(yeah yeah spelling)" **BEEP** just replace

it

[anhandfriend]

i soo almost actually believed that the smoke alarm stopped..............but no :'(

[tenn524]

i love your cooking episodes!

[Christinachanel]

Thanks for the heads up for us vegetarians . [:

[kristinehwong]

"you have your grains, add a little color, it's yellow." oh kaleb how i love you and your vlogs :)

[Kanameonigiri]

That smoke alarm just beeps like that....It never stops.

[nonameLiv]

damn you and your delicious man roast, im really hungry now

[lrwhorse]

haha yes it does rain in california......

[simscrzy]

lol! My dad lives in California and my step-sister was talking to me and she was like, it rained here today! You guys must live pretty close or something.

[lrwhorse]

dude its raining all the way from LA to SF

[briarrose456]

Haha. Right as your saying "the silence..." it beeps! Oh man. I'm sorry Kaleb. Hopefully that annoying thing will be fixed soon.

[hihosilver45]

I love it when you cook things Kaleb! It's awesome :D

[soccerslm04]

My new apt was doing the same thing! I had no idea WHAT it was.

I understand your frustration

[STITCH76576]

THE ROST HAD DIAHRREA!! EWW!! jusk kidding, it looks really good actually.. GOOD JOB!

[SaveMidnightSun12]

it's a rainbow!!! oh and since the fire alarm is battery powered usually they beep to let you know they're working...

[MrsNickJonas1527]

Ask them if they give you their permission to kill it...with fire!!! Or you could ask them if they don't mind you beating it with a broom, or ever throwing a show at it!!!!

I think the most overrated song is Party in the USA by Miley Cyrus. Seriously, I hear it like 20 times a day, and I only listen to the radio for about 4 hours! That is 5 times each hour people! I'm sick of it! And did I mention that I don't like Miley Cyrus's music, at all? Well, I did not. Bye byez!!!!

[Whatsheisthinking]

Rainbows make me smile :)

[HaruTsukiko]

Kaleb, you should totally do a recipe video if you get the time and show us your manly cooking skills

[Abidoodle333]

"No man should ever be embarrassed about callling his mother for cooking advice."

FAVORITED! <333

[jeninholland02]

Tell them you want a NEW smoke detector.

[joseurastar]

Cooking With Kaleb, the new Food Network show.

[SocialReject007]

pause at 2:45 .... Ninja Kaleb

>:) Bahaha

[marieantoinettechick]

I say: everyone that hates Kaleb is just jealous that he is so cool and funny. We are very lucky that a guy like him is willing to devote his time to make us laugh and love life.

[Blawwmkw]

I love it when it rains in CA!

[Forks117]

That roast looks delicious.

[limekladdkaka]

Why don't you just take out the batteries and just don't care about having a smoke alarm?

[xmarykatemalenax]

'Cause then his aparement would REALLY catch on fire. And then he'd die.

This would be terrible, yes?

[estripe4]

The roast looks delicious! Very impressed! Good luck with the smoke alarm. I think it is haunted. Loved the rain in CA I loved seeing the rainbow! It was so pretty! It has been a while since I have seen a real rainbow! Good luck with the writing! Keep it up!

[DivaChicluvsCena]

....BEEP! LOL!! Try listening to Bad Day by ALvin n the Chipmunks off the movie soundtrack!! They sing it betta!! lol....Not sure wat an awsome song besides that would b 4 a one hit wonder lol!

[ElephantLove]

Well, clearly he does. He's a well know author. I would call that quite the life you seem to think he doesn't have...

[winterXphoenix]

@ltcolwarren ...

you say he has no life, meanwhile hes writing the sequel to a bestseller book gettin so many dollars more than you while your going around writing stupid idiotic comments with some retarded username...

I think the one needing a life is yourself hater... GO LEAVE PEOPLE ALOOONE!

[christianmcox]

dude are fucking gay?

[KalebVLOGS]

come now, sir: at least forgo the idiot image and TRY to form a grammatically correct hate comment.

--Kaleb

[ElephantLove]

HAHA you are truly BRILLIANT kaleb!! i love it!!

[winterXphoenix]

@kalebvlogs yaay! u kick his ass kaleb XD

[ilovenickjonas973]

ahh, I love you, Kaleb. This would be one reason why. :)

[cho474chang]

haha kaleb, corn is not a grain. its essentially sugar. and i like the cooking! i made eggs with milk and ketchup today--they were pretty good.

that was an epic rainbow.

[cupcakemonster1665]

T.T Kaleb you burn my veghead eyes. :O how about you write Taylor Swift 2 Chirstmas songs that will show him..and her. haha I waited at the edge of my seat in hopes that the alarm won't beep and then it did..oh man..I just wanted to throw my sock at it ...grr

[IAmTwilighter]

I am a vegetarian!

*pushes the cross in the corner*

[OMGkris10rocks]

hahaha me too, i kept looking away.

i feel your pain!

[attackoftheemo890]

Ha ha, I am also. :D But, since Kaleb is so awesome, I will look at the meat.

[IAmTwilighter]

haha good on you :)

i think this is the first kaleb vlog

i haven't watched lol

<3

[IAmTwilighter]

haha good to know i'm not the only one!

<3

[Bethintx1]

If you call the maintenance people & tell them that if they do not fix it, you will call the fire department and tell them that they are not fixing a faulty smoke detector, they may actually fix it this time.

[JacquelineL8]

NO do more cooking tutorials. they are amazing!! so are YOU! :)

[chicanaxXxpirate]

How can you sleep with that beeping?!

One night I awoke to the same problem and it hurt my ears, I almost cried because I hadn't gotten any sleep that night and I felt awful.

I don't know how you can stand that. O.o

[bellelovestwilgiht]

it snowed up in northern California... not only in the mountains, but down here in the valley... that doesn't happen but it did... *is sacred for the end of the world 'cuz that would mean not more Kaleb Nation videos*

[OrdinaryGirl310]

dude, I can't believe that thing is still beeping

the roast looks sooo yummy, I'm starving right now

you should make a video or write something for Taylor and then we'll tweet about it untill she sees it

[thinkpink2285]

I cracked up when it beeped!! And yuuum that roast looks good. *drool*

[luvSOSGrl]

haha home cookin with kaleb nation.... yep deffinately sounds like a food network show

[annbow26]

yep in california is like a storm!

on monday was like crazy, and on thrusday and friday they say that is going to be the same, and theire is no schhooll!, well were i live

[labellacreativa]

The rainbow was beautiful!

Hahahaha I laughed sooo hard when it beeped ^__^

And you made me so hungry, but thanks for the idea.. I now know what to cook tomorrow :D

ohh

and your vlogs are very entertaining.

[AllieAudacity]

KALEB. Put out a cookbook. I'd totally buy it. 8D`

[HPFangirl71]

You shouldve used onions and also try using some beef stock... makes it juicier and then you can make gravy too!! I used to call my mom all the time for cooking advice!!♥

[FableofLife]

I like watching you cook

[horsegerbil]

*chirp*

:D

I want your food. omg. SO GOOD. Make me a man roast. Pleaaase. LOL. :D I wanna go to California and watch you cook while I listen to your chirpy smoke alarm.

haha.

*not a creeper*

Merry Kalebmas!

....fail.

[Violette601]

wtg on the roast! If you ever get a crock pot I have a mean recipe for pot roast :)

[CrazyMadCupcake]

3:35 LOL

[XXxxBoNeHeAdxxXX]

MAN ROAST!!!

[spartanchica19]

Ahahahahaha I laughed so hard when it beeped :D

I hope it all works out soon, my smoke alarm used to do that and it drove me crazy

[BrightNight52]

Haha my alarm did the same thing and wouldn't stop..so..I just took the whole thing off the ceiling..is that safe? lol O_o

[purplestreakpunk]

did you actually CHANGE the battateries? Or just flip them over? (or whatever you said...)

Cause, you know, actually getting NEW ones might do something... :)

[EmmaKat1876]

omg ur making me hungry...haha

[WHACKpirate]

Ah Kaleb, you may lose some but if they were really that easily dissuaded to stop watching then what good were they in the first place? But I am hungry now...what a delicious roast indeed.

[ccoledude]

I LOVE RAINBOWS!

[KristenStewFREAK]

its like watching a cooking show! but even better...

[TwilightGirlSparkles]

You could have a cooking channel lol

[caspianfanpire47]

u should start a segment of vlogs were once a month u have an epidisode called "kalebs Kitchen" were u cook things!

[TwiXicans]

zomg dude I would have gone CRAZY with the dang beeping of the stupid alarm! when mine start beeping I get frustrated right away lol good luck sir!

[CrazyGirl418]

its raining rite now in my lonely apartment... lol

[yumeotaku]

just kEEP THE BATTERIES OUT

[penciltwirler]

i love your giant knife lol

[rocknurworld4evr]

OMG is snowed in Cal too! where i live!

[xLambx3]

i love that you share your life with us :) haha

[BubblyPudding]

Those aren't vegetables. At least, not the cancer fighting kind. They're all starches. They break down to sugar inside of you. You need to eat more broccoli, asparagus, squash, string beans... REAL green food. Salad works, too. I'm just worried that you're not getting any vitamins. And your protein intake is phenomenal. It kinda worries me. LOL But you eat healthier than a lot of people, so whatever...

[KaptainKlancy]

Nice Pink Panther reference, Kaleb. =D

[zackfair73195]

Kaleb, you're awesome!!!!!!!!

[juliahollyvivian]

I just noticed, Kaleb, you always do this weird hair flippy thing...

LOL You and your Man Roast

[BubblyPudding]

I know, right? He needs a haircut. ;) LOL

[stjohnyouth]

It's kinda funny because I live where Daniel Powter was born and lived for many years. We had all his music on the radio way before any other stations so when we were sick of bad day, they started playing it on top 40 and american idol...I don't even know where he's at anymore...

[midget678910]

Kaleb, dude, your like really awesome, and everytime i see a new video on my homepage, im happy, you make me feel good!! Keep doin what your doin!!

[luige119]

yummmmm that roast looks like what my mom makes.

[vivapaix]

kaleb you know what's really odd? when that fire alarm gets fixed i think i'm going to miss the beeping lol :P

[mileyc1212121]

it snowed in the east bay kaleb!

[person10001]

yumtastic Cooking with Kaleb DINNER EDITION!!!

[Snowylemons]

you did kaleb hair flips 3 times in this video :]

[Rkc96]

LOL. I totally knew the minute you said that the beeping stopped, it would start again.

Kaleb, I'm disappointed in you.

Take the meat out and eat the carrots!!! VEGETARIANS FTW

[miguel8351]

omg im so f'ng hungry

[kaitipants]

That knife looked awfully a lot like a cleaver...is there something I should know about you, Kaleb? Hmm...and the cooking videos are marvy, except they always make me hungry NGL.

[petraakapetryXD]

ohgod how i love your vlogs HAHAHA XD the way you went YAYY IT'S NOT BEEPING and *Beep* aah.. Epic.

and now im hungry.

[NicoleKimberley01]

Make a new youtube channel called KalebCooks. I think it'd be awesome :D

[ShelbyJonaslover4eva]

lol that roast is making me very hungry! lol

[BrightEyes013]

I like your food making videos! Don't lose them! Haha... No I'm serious though.

Anyway, it really did look good.

Did I ever mention how much I look forward to seeing one of your vlogs every day? Probably not.

Don't disappoint me tomorrow! ;)

[mysilentplea]

Lol. I was diggin the man knife my friend.

[narutonoodles101]

Oh, my God. Kiss FM in Des Moines, Iowa plays "Party in the USA" 5 times an hour, if not more.

It's HORRIBLE! She was never on the radio in California :(.

[CartuneGirlie]

"The silence..." *groan*!! Sorry about that annoying alarm, Kaleb, but it's made me laugh so many times! XD

[MrPaulOnion]

At the end of the video when he was talking about how good the roast smelled, I actually leaned closer to the screen and said "It does smell good." Then I remembered that you can't smell things through your computer screen...

[crazygirl7377]

Ahhhh The silence.............

Beep!!!

GaHHHHH

[crazygirl7377]

BEEP BEEP BEEP!!!!! lol

[Pancakes17]

i don't understand why it was the song of the decade.. I thought it was such an irritating song. But omg that roast looks amazinggggggggg. Too bad i'm having chinese for dinner!

[cutiebitsofangel]

why dont u just leave the batteries out if it keeps beeping thats what i wuld do and then i wouldnt say anything to the people

[ChickenWonderful]

You rock Kaleb!!

[twiligh4trinitya]

OMG Bad Day by Daniel Powder is one of the most annoying songs for me.... Ahh. That and Kelly Clarkson- Already Gone.

[RandomVampireNinjas]

There are so many vegetables in that pan Kaleb...

...Aren't you supposed to press some button on the thing to make sure it sounds after you replace the batteries?...I mean I might be wrong...I probably am...and the swivel chair? Wow. You're asking to fall off and hit your head on that nice looking bookshelf of yours Kaleb...

it is raining her too...urg...my sattelite wont work...

[joriem34]

My fav one hit wonder has to be Mickey, it's from the nineties but its still amazing

[TheAliceAnonymous]

"Over here you have your vegetables, fully cooked, tastes well in the juice from the meat, and a BIG OLD KNIFE to go along with it." LMAO XD

You make me laugh Kaleb. Way to go.

--TheAliceAnonymous--

[smileygurl100]

Every few months my smoke alarm spazzes and make really insanley loud beeps that scare the shit out of me. Its so annoying. And it's usually at like... 3am

[BroadwayBabe3]

MY MAN ROAST! oh, goodness, Caleb, you made the rainbow come out, you make the day brighter!

[loonyxoxlovegood]

The silence *BEEP* GAHHH!

XD

You always make me smile with these videos, Kaleb :)

[sunnylittlelemons]

haha,it's been raining for a few days in Tennessee too.

I'm enjoying it.:)

I have to wait til christmas to get bran hambric. -_- aaaahh.

anywho.

hahahahaha,the smoke alarm.

[shaddow123caroline]

u should make a bunch of your subscribers constantly call the staff, then they would fix the smoke alarm.

[ix3rpattz]

i laughed so hard when you started celebrating thinking you fixed your smoke alarm......and then it beeped hahahh i couldn't quit laughing.

i love how it's in every single one of your videos, beeping in the background. it's like a mini story in each vlog: what will the demon possessed smoke alarm do to annoy Kaleb now?! :)

[cenalina13]

Your such a nut! But I love you anyway! You rock Kaleb!

[MissxChelsey]

i enjoy the cooking in your vids =]

[ScorpiaVideos]

Hey! Try living in Norway.

[cameradiva12]

You think that weather is bad? My school had a snow day today because its -40. I live in montana

[potchammy]

Ok, that looks so good!!! Please send me a plate!!! XD I like the part when you said "It's my MAN ROAST!!!"

And I remember "Bad Day" always being played here too.

[colierox1217]

that was a large knife there Kaleb..... haha it scared me. I have never seen a rainbow that big before!! I've seen tiny little snippets of rainbows, but never a complete arch like that. That was amazing! That meat did look yummy! My gourmet meal that I'm eating right now? A bowl of Cocoa Pebbles!!! :)

[irrevocablydazzled2]

you should have a show called 'kooking with kaleb'

[Lalalove10188]

Kaleb....you have to get a whole entirely new battery! lol

and i think it will stop. I have to change it in my apartment too

[catchsonakshi]

m hungry now...

[GirlFromMars2110]

Kaleb you made me hungry! Mmmmmm.... man roast.....

[jadennation]

Wtf cooking

[nOettiee]

0:55 angry sexy face (h) mwah! *smiles*

[kalebnation]

wait, THAT'S a sexy face? *had not realized this*

[HrothgarXII]

Aw you made me sooooooooooooo hungry

MAN ROAST lol

[Fantasylover7]

mhm looks tasty! xD

[tomwellingsjuliet]

Post the recipe for that roast on Twitter or on your site somehow....pleeeeeeeze? It looked so good my stomach actually growled as I was watching this video.

[kalebnation]

there isn't really a recipe. It's just throwing some seasonings on and tossing it in the oven. Directions are usually on the meat :D

[layaliandyasmine96]

lol u know ur kinda funny haha

[StarToBe2007]

lol best one hit wonder song ever..."Ice Ice Baby"...

[StarToBe2007]

holy crap! lol I got way excited!....thought u fixed the smoke alarm! ;) Your maintenance ppl are SLACKIN!

[StarToBe2007]

lol more men should call their mother to seek cooking advice...brownie points to kaleb!

[LegendaryReligion]

of all the people I'm subscribed to, you're the only one I actually watch every time you put a video out. Be proud Kaleb, be proud.

[kalebnation]

*is proud. very proud*

[IThinkIKilledHim]

Your vlogs are turning in to KalebCOOKS :)

--Donnie

[Nataliee1994]

kaleb, your knife scares me ;)

[MusKndmovEs]

I love the beeping fire alarm saga that has been going on during these vlogs. That really is annoying!! It's happened in my house before, but my dad took care of it, lol

I feel like a beeping fire alarm is going to end up in Bran Hambric 2  with all your writing that you're doing while it's beeping, LOL

Awesome fun vlogs Kaleb!!

~MusicandMovies =)

[bethrosegirlxx]

AND A BIG OLD KNIFE TO GO ALONG WITH IT!!

[Gothiquea]

We NEEEED smellovision!

and i hope you do get taylor, it would be so cool ^-^

[txnichole]

you need a crock pot for your man roasts, kaleb nation.

<3 housewife in training

[jocose611]

nice smoke alarm... I think I would have taken out the battery completely by now... :D

[Sophtine]

Pff. We in Toronto had snow yesterday. This morning I woke up to snow on the ground.

There is supposed to be a snow storm on Wednesday.

[RobzFanpire]

I think i fixed it ...theres scilence ... *Beep*

Grrrrr!

Lol xD

[iibAnne]

"Yah, man roast!" Haahahaha.

I guess he´s pretty hungry.. :p

[CaribbeanVampire]

bahahahahahahaa, "every time someone rates 5 stars an angel whispers in Taylor Swift's ear "MARRRY KALEBB NATIONNN". xD Kaleb, you are quite funny.

[SpunkStalker101]

Corn is not grains bahahahahhaaaaaa

its a veggie

[SpunkStalker101]

it is?..seriously?...I thought it was a vegetable :(

[jellybeanluv01]

smellavision NEEDS too be invented LOL

[MrsJasperHale08]

I am going to agree with xtonks IN MICHIGAN WE HAVE A FOOT OF SNOW AND TONIGHT WE ARE SUPPOSED TO GET ANOTHER 2 FEET....stop complaining about the rain =P lolol

[MaraBenefici23forevr]

Ya need some mashed taters!! Good luck.. tell the "office" to bring a new alarm..

[xtonks]

STOP COMPLAINING ABOUT THE WEATHER YOU STUPID CALIFORNIAN!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAA­AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!

*SHANKS YOU*

..I have NOTHING else to say now, because I'm so annoyed.

[SydyJo357]

Merry Swiftmas! Ahhh! i love evan taubenfeld! =] <3

[MooMeg85]

aw, a twilight guy who cooks. That's probably the ultimate hotness. Not trying to be creepy, just calling a spade a spade.