Yo mama so dumb it took her 5 hours to watch 60 minutes. yo mama so smelly skunks need to use air freshners around dat bitch. yo mama so fat she makes sumo wrestles look skinny. yo mama so fat she looked at a buffet menu and " is there anything else but appitizers?" yo mama so hairy even chewbacca wouldnt date her and made sasquatch look like he shaved. thats it...
yo mamma so fat she seen a school bus drive buy she said stop that twinkey / yo mamma so fat she can smell backon cooking in canada when she lives in florida
On December 24,2006 at 8 o'clock in the morning, a young 14 year old boy by the name of Scott Jackson was found dead.Doctors couldn't come up with the cause of his death.His mother checked his emails to see if she could figure out what happened.Turns out he was still signed into myspace.She found he had gone to sleep after he read and didn't repost a chain letter.if you don't repost this to 6 videos a girl with no face will kill you tonight. sorry don't wanna die
your mom is nice EVERYBODY ELSE OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO come the hell on nobody acts like that
all i heard was ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
as soon as they said "slavery" those black kids all stood up with indignation as if they know what the fuck slavery feels like. It's 2011, sit the fuck down!
yo mama is poor she ask a hobo for money yo mama is ugly that sherk said damn yo mama so fat that jabba the hutt from star wars said damn yo mama so ghetto when she breats feed kool aid comes out yo mama is fat when she wore red every body said hey kool aid yo mama so stupid i ask her to do the robot dance now otimus prime has aids yo mama is so fat that super man couldn't lift her yo mama is so ugly she made an onion cry yo mama so ugly she scared the crap out of the tolilt yo mom said im ugly
Yo mama so dumb it took her 5 hours to watch 60 minutes. yo mama so smelly skunks need to use air freshners around dat bitch. yo mama so fat she makes sumo wrestles look skinny. yo mama so fat she looked at a buffet menu and " is there anything else but appitizers?" yo mama so hairy even chewbacca wouldnt date her and made sasquatch look like he shaved. thats it...
3daysgracefan117 2 months ago
yo mama so ugly when she went swiiming in crystal lake jason ran THE FUCK OUT. She was more scary than him xD
3daysgracefan117 2 months ago
Yo momma's so fat when she steps on the scale it says "One at a time please."
MJJBG98 3 months ago
yo mama is so fat, she needs cheat codes for wii fit.
alien3425 3 months ago
just halrious
XDRAGON3D 3 months ago
Yoooooo, your moma soooo created she started creating another world with some corner room dirt!!!!
Just joking!!!
raynay1500 5 months ago
YO MAMMA IS SO STUPID SHE THUGHT THIS VIDEO WAS FUNNY-_-
NETRO187 5 months ago
Yo mama so fat she's blocking the sound waves in this video.
AoiTaka6 5 months ago
Yo mama so ugly so makes the blind people cry
LilPupu0605 5 months ago
yo mama so fat she have's to give directions to shake her hand
megacheesetime 5 months ago
Yo mama is so fat that when she steps on a scale, it reads "one at a time, please".
Mr1233556 5 months ago
yo mama is so stupid she said ' i am not!' to R2D2
JoeHazAnXbox 5 months ago
yo fat she got band from the food shop
sexyilesha 6 months ago
i can't understand them
FedEx867 6 months ago
3mins 26seconds of noise
DJPr0AdiZ 6 months ago
your so ugly when yo mama drop you off at school she gets a ticket for littering
Tapoutboy58 6 months ago
Your mamas such a slut, wen her 2 cords were tied together she still got pregnent :)
scottbowman111 6 months ago
I like pineapples =)
BBBpros 6 months ago
Yo mama is so poor that her TV got 2 channels: ON and OFF
taylorhnyy 6 months ago
Yo mama is so poor that her front and back doors are on the same hinge!
taylorhnyy 6 months ago
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Why do any of these people think this is funny?
bobdolecamandsu 7 months ago
Yo mama is so stupid she doesnt no how to fold a foldr
PRREAPER98 7 months ago
You mom so stupid she thought Meow Mix was a rap song for cats
nybigboy57 7 months ago 3
You mom so stupid she told a 5-hour energy and went to sleep
nybigboy57 7 months ago
You mom so stupid she got a part-time job painting M&Ms
nybigboy57 7 months ago
You mom so stupid she put the air conditioner backwards talking 'bout I'm gonna go chill outside.
nybigboy57 7 months ago
You mom so old she rode chariots to high school
nybigboy57 7 months ago
You mom so stupid she needed a metrocard to get on "Soul Train".
nybigboy57 7 months ago
You mom has an eye on all four sides of your face, I knocked on the door she spun around and looked through the peephole and said "Who is it?"
nybigboy57 7 months ago
I didn't give your mom an X jacket because helicopters keep landing on her back
nybigboy57 7 months ago
You momma like the Pillsbury doughboy everybody pokes her
nybigboy57 7 months ago
You momma so fat she got a job at Magic Mountain pushing the buccaneer
nybigboy57 7 months ago
You momma so fat she fell out the window and the ho went up
nybigboy57 7 months ago
yo mamma so stupid she thought this was funny
LILTAZ310 7 months ago
yo mamma so fat,when god said "Let there be light" she had to move over
Yo mamma so ugly,she makes Medusa America's next top model
yo mamma so stupid,she thought a quarterback was a refund
yo mamma so old,when i asked her how good was her sex,she said she can't remember
CopelliProductions 7 months ago
your momma so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out
yo momma so fat she ordered a water bed at the hotel so they put her blankets over the pacific ocean
yo momma so old when she breast feeds powder comes out
yo momma so old she owes jesus money
yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale she thought it was giving her a doctors number
yo momma so fat when she jumps she gets stuck
yo momma so fat when a bus with black kids in it goes bye she yells 'GET THAT CHOCOLATE FILLING TWINKY"
princesnemo123 7 months ago
Whats wrong with those people...
bloodass3 7 months ago
I cant hear shit, from this shit...
Johnathon7411 7 months ago
it looks like he runs over there and starts to blow the dude on the left 0.07
mew111222333 8 months ago
Yo mama so fat when she fell in love she broke it
kyanaluvsbotdf 8 months ago
your so ugly, you look like Kanye East
The1Nevvs 8 months ago
@The1Nevvs nice job getting that one from another video
motomagnet09 8 months ago
@motomagnet09 it is a fucking good job
The1Nevvs 7 months ago
Your mom is the reason there's xxxl sizes
Tjbaker13 8 months ago
Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale buzz lightyear pops up and says to infinity and beyond
EpikquesO 8 months ago
yo momma so nasty she put salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh
yo momma so nasty when she spred her legs she made yo daddy sea sick.
ZebraDuckyz 8 months ago
@ZebraDuckyz ewwwwww. that was gross!....lol
bpearl5star 8 months ago
OMG you guys are lame. Your mama battle really? Yeah u guys are the shit lol
StonieChristian 8 months ago
Yo Mama's so fat slap her on the stomach and you can ride the waves
Yo Mama's so fat when she steps on a scale it say's I want your weight not your phone number
Yo Mama's so fat, she's the reason they invented double doors
Yo Mama's so fat she uses I-95 as a slip and slide.
Yo Mama's so fat she sat on a rainbow and made skittles
Yo Mama's so fat when she wore high heels she struck oil
XDRAGON3D 8 months ago 22
@XDRAGON3D dont you mean I-40? it goes all the way from NC to CA....i got one for yoi
zachandrory123 3 months ago in playlist yo mama jokes..
@XDRAGON3D you mammas so fat she when walking in high heels and came back with flip-flops that one is for u to use
atadre 3 months ago
@atadre wow just wow i saw that on a vedio ...i dont use ones on vedios
XDRAGON3D 3 months ago
Black guys got insulted by the slavery joke, hah
xWorIdAtWarx 8 months ago
Yo mammas such a loner she tried to comment on this video
Mrjoystick300 8 months ago
yo mama is so poor, she came to my house to borrow a razor so she could shave her ass
sexymomo452 8 months ago
Yo momma so fat when she walks her booty claps
realrapshit1 8 months ago
yo mama is so stupid she thought taco bell was a Mexican telephone station
belindakino1 8 months ago
yo mama is so cool she disliked the video
xanmsj4 8 months ago
Wow wtf I cabt evan hear
tyhhxsw 9 months ago
you're so dumb you're posting this video we can't hear sh*t
M3mPHiS 9 months ago
Yo mama is so fat she needs oxygen after every syllable she speaks
XxR3TR0xP3NGU1NxX 9 months ago
Yo momma so fat i joined the amazing race and it was a lap around ur mom !!
SoleLadds88 9 months ago
Ok Yo mama's like butter coz you can spread her on most anything ^_^
panthakurai 9 months ago
yo mamma so fat she seen a school bus drive buy she said stop that twinkey / yo mamma so fat she can smell backon cooking in canada when she lives in florida
YANKTHATCAMEL 9 months ago
yo mama is fat when she take a shower her feet didint get wet
urworstnitemare2 9 months ago
yo mama so fat when she tried to get out of bed it sounded like those guys beatboxing
jdlewi 9 months ago
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To momma so dumb she stuck a quarter in each ear and thought she was listening to 50 cent
jdlewi 9 months ago
I made this up by myself
You momma So Fat even when she spreads her leggs they still touch
NICOLEANGEL246 9 months ago
Yo mama is so old that when she breastfeed
Her breast milk is like powder
blazefirefist22 9 months ago
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On December 24,2006 at 8 o'clock in the morning, a young 14 year old boy by the name of Scott Jackson was found dead.Doctors couldn't come up with the cause of his death.His mother checked his emails to see if she could figure out what happened.Turns out he was still signed into myspace.She found he had gone to sleep after he read and didn't repost a chain letter.if you don't repost this to 6 videos a girl with no face will kill you tonight. sorry don't wanna die
az09sss1 10 months ago
yo momma"s so ugly that they broke into her house to close the curtains
BeatboxMitchel 10 months ago
You momma's so stupid she doesn't know how to mix sound on a video.
scottbieser 10 months ago
Yo moma so ugly even bob the builder can't fix her
dhankwitz 10 months ago
your mom is nice EVERYBODY ELSE OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO come the hell on nobody acts like that
guitarman1866 10 months ago
the beapboxing is fantastik
TuppaVids 10 months ago
Yo momma so poor when she goes to the lake, ducks throw bread at her.
navykid97 10 months ago
yo mammas so old her breast milk is spoiled
carson08022000 10 months ago
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yo mama so stupid she let you post this video
money12345639 10 months ago
Yo mama got a call from fat albert he wants her to stop using is fat pants as underwear
yo mama so fat she thinks crisco is a food group
yo mama so fat she sweats crisco
yo mama makes shamo look like a tic tack
yo mama put on a red t-shirt and all the kids on yur block screamed "kool-aid kool-aid"
yo mama sat on wal-mart and lowered there prices
yur mama's welcome mat says welfare
72724divaful 10 months ago
all i heard was ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
StemmersRunTV 10 months ago
@StemmersRunTV same here i herd nothing but ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
terawhiti12345 10 months ago
Yo momma so ugly, when she walks by a cemetery, the deceased roll over
antimainstreampop 10 months ago
Yo mama so fat when she stepped on the scale to check her weight a buzz light year doll came out and said TO INFINITY AND BEYOND
Yo mama so poor when i went to her house and asked to pee she said pick a corner.
Yo mama head is so bald and slippery head head falls of the pillow.
Yo mama so stupid she brought a knife to a gun fight.
Yo mama so stupid she thought a quarterback was a refund.
Yo mama legs is so hairy if she had a fur coat and a banana they put her in the zoo.
Thats dam youtube
MiNA4U09 10 months ago
yo moma so hary dat when she took you on a field trip you asked were we going she opened her legs and said bush gardings
goldwing725 10 months ago
yo momma is so black that she uses chalk for her tatoos
cokoye30 10 months ago
yo momma is so ghetto that she washes her paper plates
cokoye30 10 months ago
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2) Copy all of these steps.
3) Go to two other video.
4) Paste it in the comments.
If you can do all of this without breathing you're a good pot smoker
jokerclownman 10 months ago
yo mama so fat when she broke her leg gravy poured out!!!
213BacteriA 11 months ago
yo mamma so lesbian if she was a dinosuar her name would be lick-a-lot-o-pus
AngeloPro100 11 months ago
yo momma so fat, she walked in an empty hotel and the sign read "No Vacancy"
SorapwnsRoxas 11 months ago
yo mamma so short she makes yoda look tall
godsword131 11 months ago
you're mom so fat she sat on yo rainbow and skittles popped out =P
godsword131 11 months ago
Yo momma so ugly that she ugly :D
kkgirl300 11 months ago
as soon as they said "slavery" those black kids all stood up with indignation as if they know what the fuck slavery feels like. It's 2011, sit the fuck down!
bgrosval 11 months ago
yo mama so ugly she's uses a line of makeup called why bother
yo mamas so stupid she sent me a fax with a stamp on it
soohoo8998 11 months ago
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yo momma so fat when she sat in the ocean the whales started singing "WE ARE FAMILY!"
canudigit97 11 months ago
yo mama is so dumb she sat on the tv and watch the couch
koffster101 11 months ago 23
yo mamas so poor she cant afford 2 pay attention
Hardc0r3legend 1 year ago
U momma so ugly even jay lenno wouldn't tap tht
VB33KILLER 1 year ago
Yo mama so stupid she shoved a battery up her ass and said I hot the power.
AndySofaProductions 1 year ago
Dat waz gay
7CHENDO7 1 year ago
yo mama so easy then wat he say?
MsHinataUchiha 1 year ago
Well, that maybe true facebook822, but your mother is like a hardware store, 5 cents a screw.
capnjohnnyboy 1 year ago
yo mama so fat fat albert wants his stomach bak
facebook822 1 year ago
what are they sating
101springwater 1 year ago
Yo mama is so ugly bob the builder walked up to her door and said oh I can't fix that
sportsguy145 1 year ago
yo mama so old i told her to act her own age and she died
OldBoysjerks 1 year ago
yo mama so fat when she steped on a scale it sead to b continued
timnj11 1 year ago
YOUR MAMA SO TALL WHEN SHE DOES BACKFLIP SHE HIT JESUS IN THE FACE
JohnClaudeMiller 1 year ago
yo mamas like a vacum she sucks she blows and she gets the job done
lacrosselove122 1 year ago
Your mammas so fat she has her own zip code
XzdindinNygiantxx 1 year ago
Yo Mammas so stupid she put a coin in the parking meater and waited for a gumball to come out.
Yo mammas so stupid that when se got locked in the grocery store she died of hunger.
Yo Mama so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go.
Yo mammas so fat i took a picture of her last christmas and its still printing
Yo mammas so fat shes got more chins then a hong kong phone book
Your mammas so fat mount everest tried to climb her
XzdindinNygiantxx 1 year ago
Yo momma so stupid she has to ask for directions when playing connect the dots!
gladfan1989 1 year ago
yo mom like a shot gun give her a cock and she blows
XPACMARINE 1 year ago
yo mama is poor she ask a hobo for money yo mama is ugly that sherk said damn yo mama so fat that jabba the hutt from star wars said damn yo mama so ghetto when she breats feed kool aid comes out yo mama is fat when she wore red every body said hey kool aid yo mama so stupid i ask her to do the robot dance now otimus prime has aids yo mama is so fat that super man couldn't lift her yo mama is so ugly she made an onion cry yo mama so ugly she scared the crap out of the tolilt yo mom said im ugly
XPACMARINE 1 year ago
love it haha
anjelinae 1 year ago
Yo mama is so desperate that she gives money back after you use her
troblana 1 year ago
you mama soo dumb she put a arrow on the tv and alcled it direct tv
moonwalker599 1 year ago
C-C-C-C-COMMMBOO BRREEAKEER
ripppking 1 year ago
yo mama is so fat she got hit by a bus and she said who thru that rock
elchulo1229 1 year ago
your mama so fat when she sit on a car and get up the car start to jump
waka674 1 year ago
@waka674
waka674 1 year ago
your mama so fat when she jump she made haiti have in earthquake
extremefunnyguy 1 year ago
yo mama so ugly, the scientist now believes in pokemon
cokencan12 1 year ago
Yo momma so stupid she tried to drown a fish
lilroe2411 1 year ago
yo mama so fat she went to buy a monster truck and came back with a low rider
037stanley 1 year ago
yo mama so fat she brought a spoon to the super bowl
037stanley 1 year ago
yo mama so fat she looked up cheats for wii fit
037stanley 1 year ago
YALL R SOME LAMES
demetrious6071 1 year ago
@demetrious6071 lets see u do one! by the way i didn't write any of them.
marlen612 1 year ago
yo mama so fat when she stood on a scale it said 1 at a time
j3tist 1 year ago
fillipino you mama joke lol
mingsorock3 1 year ago
yo mama so fat she sat on her ipod and made an ipad
myswagisbeast 1 year ago
yo momma so dumb she stuck two batterys up her ass and said she had the power
yo momma so dumb she put two quaters in her ear and said she was listening to 50cent yo momma so ugly bob the builder cant fix it
yo momma stinks so bad that china thought it was a gas leak
yo mommafarts so loud the whole world thought it was world war 3
mszpurple14 1 year ago
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yo mama so fat she got cheat codes for wii fit
TheAbridgingSeries 1 year ago
would u get raped by a dog or rape a dog would u drown 2 death or get buried alive
ofeliagonzalez 1 year ago
yo mamma so fat Chuck Norris couldnt even lift her nipple
Roguesaxophone57 1 year ago
Nah, this is it:
"Yo momma.....is a hooker!!!"
(works every time)
omjurmom96 1 year ago
yo mamas so fat .... SHE FAT
Validjuggler 1 year ago
yo momma so slutty that when she opened her legs, the whole neighborhood stank like gucci mane's dick lmfao
ludacrisbig 1 year ago
bad video cant hear shit delete it
JHgamer101 1 year ago
yo mama so stupid she let you post this video
prettykitty34 1 year ago 92
@prettykitty34 dammnnn dats raw
OldBoysjerks 1 year ago
@prettykitty34 wow i never had this many people like wat i said
prettykitty34 1 year ago
i cant even hear what these fuckers are saying
BattlefieldPoo 1 year ago
yo mama so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on the bathroom scale
yo mama so fat when she jumped in the air she got stuck!
yo mama so stupid she tried to drown a fish
yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death
yo mama so stupid she got locked in a mattress store and slept on the floor
you mama like timbits for 2 dollars i can share her with my whole hockey team
ilovemypony321 1 year ago
@ilovemypony321 you know you can actually drown a fish my pulling it backwards
mybyakugandontwork 1 year ago
yo momma so fat when she step on the scale dat shit said maximum overdrive
yo momma so poor i saw her kickin a can down da street and said what u do in she said movin'
yo mama so ugly her reflection ran away
yo momma so stupid she sold her car 4 gas money
yo mama so old she came home one day and said meet my highschool sweetheart........jesus
yo momma so fat when she sat on da toilet da toilet said 123 abc get cho fat ass of of me
MrShabadabadeh 1 year ago 29
@MrShabadabadeh ni its yo mommas soo fat she stepped on the scale and buzz lightyear popped out and said to infinity and beyond
benrocky99 1 year ago
@MrShabadabadeh yo momma so fat when she sat on da toilet da toilet said 123 abc get cho fat ass of of me
supa stupid hilarious.. oh my goodness..
fan264 1 year ago
@MrShabadabadeh yo moma such a ho* she like a doorknob everyone gets a turn
brentlymonster 11 months ago
yo momma so old i told her to get her car and she got a dinosaur
lilnizzy22 1 year ago
@mexicanounico Essay as in a gangstar!! your retarted.. N guess wat!!...................
.... Yo mama's so poor wen i threw a rock at a trash can she popped out saying whoses knocking??
Lexiemay1995 1 year ago
Yo Mama is like a shotgun to dicks and she blows!!.
Yo mama is so poor when i walked threw the front door i tripped threw the back.!!
Yo mama is so fat when she puts on a yellow jacket people call Taxi Taxi.
Yo mama is so ugly when she joined A Ugly contests they said No professionals
Yo mama is So stupid she put 2 quarters in her ears and said she was listening to 50 cent OOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
coollee234 1 year ago
@coollee234 ur so stupid you would get shot in a knife fight......please im not trolling buy my lil bro says that shit
fifakiri 1 year ago
yo mama so ugly she make freddy cogar look like a pretty boy
urlovaaboiiix5 1 year ago
wow yaa funny
urlovaaboiiix5 1 year ago
yo mama is so fat when i went around her i got lost
K2WGaming 1 year ago
yo mammas so fat tht when she went to a fat contest she came in first second and third
pkwolvescameraman 1 year ago
To everyone: Yo mama is so stupid wen we told her to go do an essay she came out pregnet!
Lexiemay1995 1 year ago
@Lexiemay1995 THAT DONT MAKE SENSE!!! BUT GET WHAT???
Yo mama is so Stupid....her latest invension is a Glass Hammer
mexicanounico 1 year ago
AND WHAT????????!!!???????????
mexicanounico 1 year ago
yo mama is so stupid when she saw a bus going down hill she said"stop that twinky"
rockerd1330 1 year ago
@rockerd1330 yo mama is so Stupid she Locked her self in the bathroom and Shit her pants
mexicanounico 1 year ago
Yo mama is so ugly that she made a blind kid cry.
AVImovie 1 year ago
@AVImovie Yo mama is so Ugly she gavE Jason and Freddy Crogger NIghtmares
mexicanounico 1 year ago
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@mexicanounico yo mama is so stupid when she saw a bus going down hill she said"stop that twinky"
FinestFreak 1 year ago
yo mama so stupid i saw her in the frozen food section with a fishing pole
urfatdaddy 1 year ago
@urfatdaddy
yo mama is so Stupid she went to the Orthodontist to get a BLUETOOTH.
mexicanounico 1 year ago
you mama is so poor, when i step on a cigarret she said who turn off the heater
FinestFreak 1 year ago
@FinestFreak
YO MAMA SO POOR..i saw her pushing a DUMPSTER down the street i stopped and asked hey what the fuck you doing?? she said " I'M MOVING".
mexicanounico 1 year ago
@mexicanounico yo mama is so fat when she jump to the sky she got stuck
FinestFreak 1 year ago
@FinestFreak
Yo mama is so fat she has to get outta the car to change the Radio Station or Cd
mexicanounico 1 year ago
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@mexicanounico yo mama is so Stupid she Locked her self in the bathroom and Shit her pants
FinestFreak 1 year ago