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  • Yo mama so dumb it took her 5 hours to watch 60 minutes. yo mama so smelly skunks need to use air freshners around dat bitch. yo mama so fat she makes sumo wrestles look skinny. yo mama so fat she looked at a buffet menu and " is there anything else but appitizers?" yo mama so hairy even chewbacca wouldnt date her and made sasquatch look like he shaved. thats it...

  • yo mama so ugly when she went swiiming in crystal lake jason ran THE FUCK OUT. She was more scary than him xD

  • Yo momma's so fat when she steps on the scale it says "One at a time please."

  • yo mama is so fat, she needs cheat codes for wii fit.

  • just halrious

  • Yoooooo, your moma soooo created she started creating another world with some corner room dirt!!!!

    Just joking!!!

  • YO MAMMA IS SO STUPID SHE THUGHT THIS VIDEO WAS FUNNY-_-

  • Yo mama so fat she's blocking the sound waves in this video.

  • Yo mama so ugly so makes the blind people cry

  • yo mama so fat she have's to give directions to shake her hand

  • Yo mama is so fat that when she steps on a scale, it reads "one at a time, please".

  • yo mama is so stupid she said ' i am not!' to R2D2

  • yo fat she got band from the food shop

  • i can't understand them

  • 3mins 26seconds of noise

  • your so ugly when yo mama drop you off at school she gets a ticket for littering

  • Your mamas such a slut, wen her 2 cords were tied together she still got pregnent :)

  • I like pineapples =)

  • Yo mama is so poor that her TV got 2 channels: ON and OFF

  • Yo mama is so poor that her front and back doors are on the same hinge!

  • Yo mama is so stupid she doesnt no how to fold a foldr

  • You mom so stupid she thought Meow Mix was a rap song for cats

  • You mom so stupid she told a 5-hour energy and went to sleep

  • You mom so stupid she got a part-time job painting M&Ms

  • You mom so stupid she put the air conditioner backwards talking 'bout I'm gonna go chill outside.

  • You mom so old she rode chariots to high school

  • You mom so stupid she needed a metrocard to get on "Soul Train".

  • You mom has an eye on all four sides of your face, I knocked on the door she spun around and looked through the peephole and said "Who is it?"

  • I didn't give your mom an X jacket because helicopters keep landing on her back

  • You momma like the Pillsbury doughboy everybody pokes her

  • You momma so fat she got a job at Magic Mountain pushing the buccaneer

  • You momma so fat she fell out the window and the ho went up

  • yo mamma so stupid she thought this was funny

  • yo mamma so fat,when god said "Let there be light" she had to move over

    Yo mamma so ugly,she makes Medusa America's next top model

    yo mamma so stupid,she thought a quarterback was a refund

    yo mamma so old,when i asked her how good was her sex,she said she can't remember

  • your momma so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out

    yo momma so fat she ordered a water bed at the hotel so they put her blankets over the pacific ocean

    yo momma so old when she breast feeds powder comes out

    yo momma so old she owes jesus money

    yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale she thought it was giving her a doctors number

    yo momma so fat when she jumps she gets stuck

    yo momma so fat when a bus with black kids in it goes bye she yells 'GET THAT CHOCOLATE FILLING TWINKY"

  • Whats wrong with those people...

  • I cant hear shit, from this shit...

  • it looks like he runs over there and starts to blow the dude on the left 0.07

  • Yo mama so fat when she fell in love she broke it 

  • your so ugly, you look like Kanye East

  • @The1Nevvs nice job getting that one from another video

  • @motomagnet09 it is a fucking good job

  • Your mom is the reason there's xxxl sizes

  • Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale buzz lightyear pops up and says to infinity and beyond

  • yo momma so nasty she put salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh

    yo momma so nasty when she spred her legs she made yo daddy sea sick.

  • @ZebraDuckyz ewwwwww. that was gross!....lol

  • OMG you guys are lame. Your mama battle really? Yeah u guys are the shit lol

  • Yo Mama's so fat slap her on the stomach and you can ride the waves

    Yo Mama's so fat when she steps on a scale it say's I want your weight not your phone number

    Yo Mama's so fat, she's the reason they invented double doors

    Yo Mama's so fat she uses I-95 as a slip and slide.

    Yo Mama's so fat she sat on a rainbow and made skittles

    Yo Mama's so fat when she wore high heels she struck oil

  • @XDRAGON3D dont you mean I-40? it goes all the way from NC to CA....i got one for yoi

  • @XDRAGON3D you mammas so fat she when walking in high heels and came back with flip-flops that one is for u to use

  • @atadre wow just wow i saw that on a vedio ...i dont use ones on vedios

  • Black guys got insulted by the slavery joke, hah

  • Yo mammas such a loner she tried to comment on this video

  • yo mama is so poor, she came to my house to borrow a razor so she could shave her ass

  • Yo momma so fat when she walks her booty claps

  • yo mama is so stupid she thought taco bell was a Mexican telephone station

  • yo mama is so cool she disliked the video

  • Wow wtf I cabt evan hear

  • you're so dumb you're posting this video we can't hear sh*t

  • Yo mama is so fat she needs oxygen after every syllable she speaks

  • Yo momma so fat i joined the amazing race and it was a lap around ur mom !!

  • Ok Yo mama's like butter coz you can spread her on most anything ^_^

  • yo mamma so fat she seen a school bus drive buy she said stop that twinkey / yo mamma so fat she can smell backon cooking in canada when she lives in florida

  • yo mama is fat when she take a shower her feet didint get wet

  • yo mama so fat when she tried to get out of bed it sounded like those guys beatboxing

  • I made this up by myself

    You momma So Fat even when she spreads her leggs they still touch

  • Yo mama is so old that when she breastfeed

    Her breast milk is like powder

  • yo momma"s so ugly that they broke into her house to close the curtains

  • You momma's so stupid she doesn't know how to mix sound on a video.

  • Yo moma so ugly even bob the builder can't fix her

  • your mom is nice EVERYBODY ELSE OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO come the hell on nobody acts like that

  • the beapboxing is fantastik

  • Yo momma so poor when she goes to the lake, ducks throw bread at her.

  • yo mammas so old her breast milk is spoiled

  • Yo mama got a call from fat albert he wants her to stop using is fat pants as underwear

    yo mama so fat she thinks crisco is a food group

    yo mama so fat she sweats crisco

    yo mama makes shamo look like a tic tack

    yo mama put on a red t-shirt and all the kids on yur block screamed "kool-aid kool-aid"

    yo mama sat on wal-mart and lowered there prices

    yur mama's welcome mat says welfare

  • all i heard was oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooooooooooo

  • @StemmersRunTV same here i herd nothing but oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooo

  • Yo momma so ugly, when she walks by a cemetery, the deceased roll over

  • Yo mama so fat when she stepped on the scale to check her weight a buzz light year doll came out and said TO INFINITY AND BEYOND

    Yo mama so poor when i went to her house and asked to pee she said pick a corner.

    Yo mama head is so bald and slippery head head falls of the pillow.

    Yo mama so stupid she brought a knife to a gun fight.

    Yo mama so stupid she thought a quarterback was a refund.

    Yo mama legs is so hairy if she had a fur coat and a banana they put her in the zoo.

    Thats dam youtube

  • yo moma so hary dat when she took you on a field trip you asked were we going she opened her legs and said bush gardings

  • yo momma is so black that she uses chalk for her tatoos

  • yo momma is so ghetto that she washes her paper plates

  • yo mama so fat when she broke her leg gravy poured out!!!

  • yo mamma so lesbian if she was a dinosuar her name would be lick-a-lot-o-pus

  • yo momma so fat, she walked in an empty hotel and the sign read "No Vacancy"

  • yo mamma so short she makes yoda look tall

  • you're mom so fat she sat on yo rainbow and skittles popped out =P

  • Yo momma so ugly that she ugly :D

  • as soon as they said "slavery" those black kids all stood up with indignation as if they know what the fuck slavery feels like. It's 2011, sit the fuck down!

  • yo mama so ugly she's uses a line of makeup called why bother

    yo mamas so stupid she sent me a fax with a stamp on it

  • yo mama is so dumb she sat on the tv and watch the couch

  • yo mamas so poor she cant afford 2 pay attention

  • U momma so ugly even jay lenno wouldn't tap tht

  • Yo mama so stupid she shoved a battery up her ass and said I hot the power.

  • Dat waz gay

  • yo mama so easy then wat he say?

  • Well, that maybe true facebook822, but your mother is like a hardware store, 5 cents a screw.

  • yo mama so fat fat albert wants his stomach bak

  • what are they sating

  • Yo mama is so ugly bob the builder walked up to her door and said oh I can't fix that

  • yo mama so old i told her to act her own age and she died

  • yo mama so fat when she steped on a scale it sead to b continued

  • YOUR MAMA SO TALL WHEN SHE DOES BACKFLIP SHE HIT JESUS IN THE FACE

  • yo mamas like a vacum she sucks she blows and she gets the job done

  • Your mammas so fat she has her own zip code

  • Yo Mammas so stupid she put a coin in the parking meater and waited for a gumball to come out.

    Yo mammas so stupid that when se got locked in the grocery store she died of hunger.

    Yo Mama so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go.

    Yo mammas so fat i took a picture of her last christmas and its still printing

    Yo mammas so fat shes got more chins then a hong kong phone book

    Your mammas so fat mount everest tried to climb her

  • Yo momma so stupid she has to ask for directions when playing connect the dots!

  • yo mom like a shot gun give her a cock and she blows

  • yo mama is poor she ask a hobo for money yo mama is ugly that sherk said damn yo mama so fat that jabba the hutt from star wars said damn yo mama so ghetto when she breats feed kool aid comes out yo mama is fat when she wore red every body said hey kool aid yo mama so stupid i ask her to do the robot dance now otimus prime has aids yo mama is so fat that super man couldn't lift her yo mama is so ugly she made an onion cry yo mama so ugly she scared the crap out of the tolilt yo mom said im ugly

  • love it haha

  • Yo mama is so desperate that she gives money back after you use her

  • you mama soo dumb she put a arrow on the tv and alcled it direct tv

  • C-C-C-C-COMMMBOO BRREEAKEER

  • yo mama is so fat she got hit by a bus and she said who thru that rock

  • your mama so fat when she sit on a car and get up the car start to jump

  • your mama so fat when she jump she made haiti have in earthquake

  • yo mama so ugly, the scientist now believes in pokemon

  • Yo momma so stupid she tried to drown a fish

  • yo mama so fat she went to buy a monster truck and came back with a low rider

  • yo mama so fat she brought a spoon to the super bowl

  • yo mama so fat she looked up cheats for wii fit

  • YALL R SOME LAMES

  • @demetrious6071 lets see u do one! by the way i didn't write any of them.

  • yo mama so fat when she stood on a scale it said 1 at a time

  • fillipino you mama joke lol

  • yo mama so fat she sat on her ipod and made an ipad

  • yo momma so dumb she stuck two batterys up her ass and said she had the power

    yo momma so dumb she put two quaters in her ear and said she was listening to 50cent yo momma so ugly bob the builder cant fix it

    yo momma stinks so bad that china thought it was a gas leak

    yo mommafarts so loud the whole world thought it was world war 3

  • would u get raped by a dog or rape a dog would u drown 2 death or get buried alive

  • yo mamma so fat Chuck Norris couldnt even lift her nipple

  • Nah, this is it:

    "Yo momma.....is a hooker!!!"

    (works every time)

  • yo mamas so fat .... SHE FAT

  • yo momma so slutty that when she opened her legs, the whole neighborhood stank like gucci mane's dick lmfao

  • bad video cant hear shit delete it 

  • yo mama so stupid she let you post this video

  • @prettykitty34 dammnnn dats raw

  • @prettykitty34 wow i never had this many people like wat i said

  • i cant even hear what these fuckers are saying

  • yo mama so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on the bathroom scale

    yo mama so fat when she jumped in the air she got stuck!

    yo mama so stupid she tried to drown a fish

    yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

    yo mama so stupid she got locked in a mattress store and slept on the floor

    you mama like timbits for 2 dollars i can share her with my whole hockey team

  • @ilovemypony321 you know you can actually drown a fish my pulling it backwards

  • yo momma so fat when she step on the scale dat shit said maximum overdrive

    yo momma so poor i saw her kickin a can down da street and said what u do in she said movin'

    yo mama so ugly her reflection ran away

    yo momma so stupid she sold her car 4 gas money

    yo mama so old she came home one day and said meet my highschool sweetheart........jesus

    yo momma so fat when she sat on da toilet da toilet said 123 abc get cho fat ass of of me

  • @MrShabadabadeh ni its yo mommas soo fat she stepped on the scale and buzz lightyear popped out and said to infinity and beyond

  • @MrShabadabadeh yo momma so fat when she sat on da toilet da toilet said 123 abc get cho fat ass of of me

    supa stupid hilarious.. oh my goodness..

  • @MrShabadabadeh yo moma such a ho* she like a doorknob everyone gets a turn

  • yo momma so old i told her to get her car and she got a dinosaur

  • @mexicanounico Essay as in a gangstar!! your retarted.. N guess wat!!...................

    .... Yo mama's so poor wen i threw a rock at a trash can she popped out saying whoses knocking??

  • Yo Mama is like a shotgun to dicks and she blows!!.

    Yo mama is so poor when i walked threw the front door i tripped threw the back.!!

    Yo mama is so fat when she puts on a yellow jacket people call Taxi Taxi.

    Yo mama is so ugly when she joined A Ugly contests they said No professionals

    Yo mama is So stupid she put 2 quarters in her ears and said she was listening to 50 cent OOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @coollee234 ur so stupid you would get shot in a knife fight......please im not trolling buy my lil bro says that shit

  • yo mama so ugly she make freddy cogar look like a pretty boy

  • wow yaa funny

  • yo mama is so fat when i went around her i got lost

  • yo mammas so fat tht when she went to a fat contest she came in first second and third

  • To everyone: Yo mama is so stupid wen we told her to go do an essay she came out pregnet!

  • @Lexiemay1995 THAT DONT MAKE SENSE!!! BUT GET WHAT???

    Yo mama is so Stupid....her latest invension is a Glass Hammer

  • AND WHAT????????!!!???????????

  • yo mama is so stupid when she saw a bus going down hill she said"stop that twinky"

  • @rockerd1330 yo mama is so Stupid she Locked her self in the bathroom and Shit her pants

  • Yo mama is so ugly that she made a blind kid cry.

  • @AVImovie Yo mama is so Ugly she gavE Jason and Freddy Crogger NIghtmares

  • yo mama so stupid i saw her in the frozen food section with a fishing pole

  • @urfatdaddy

    yo mama is so Stupid she went to the Orthodontist to get a BLUETOOTH.

  • you mama is so poor, when i step on a cigarret she said who turn off the heater

  • @FinestFreak

    YO MAMA SO POOR..i saw her pushing a DUMPSTER down the street i stopped and asked hey what the fuck you doing?? she said " I'M MOVING".

  • @mexicanounico yo mama is so fat when she jump to the sky she got stuck

  • @FinestFreak

    Yo mama is so fat she has to get outta the car to change the Radio Station or Cd