MJ Knight's Rants- 5th Rant- Robert Pattinson to play Spider-Man?

[thedeadcthulhu]

oh great now spider-man can sparkle in the sun to

[221Spid]

I rather have logan lerman play him than those two and he would actually be a good spiderman

[MrNique09]

I will cry if Corbin Bleu plays Luke Cage

[MJKnight07]

You'll cry- others will seek therapy. Get my meanning, lol.

[bainaka]

excuse me, can i ASS you a question?

how the hell are the public meant to change hollywoods mind? when have the ever, EVER listened to us?

[spiderking97]

The avengers movie is in danger

[spiderking97]

maybe marvel can sneak a movie by, if not then there is really no hope for that avengers movie.

[spiderking97]

maybe marvel can sneak a movie by, if not then there is really no hope for that avengers movie.

[spiderking97]

maybe marvel can sneak a movie by, if not then there is really no hope for that avengers movie.

[spiderking97]

maybe marvel can sneak a movie by, if not then there is really no hope for that avengers movie.

[MJKnight07]

I could do without that mental image.

[spiderking97]

@MJKnight07 I could to but they are making two movies. Let's just hope we can sneak two in without disney noticing, or atleast before they can get control over it. If they do get control over and screw it up I think we shouldn't have too much hope for the Avengers movie i heard about.

[viperfan100]

yeah well they want somebody that will just make people flock to see it for repeat views. just because the guy might play spider man.

[viperfan100]

guys chill out jeez. is just a rumor. just for confirmation to see who the actor is. that will play spider man

[pantallicaslayer9]

Robert Pattinson to play Spider Man? does not compute! does not compute! what's next one of the Jonas Brothers playing Magneto *shudders*

[MJKnight07]

Don't give me nightmares.

[DemonicRemption]

The things I wanna say... I can't because then they'll be taken seriously, but dude having Lilylivers paraphrase Bella's lines of her reaction to Edward's sparkling skin makes me cringe, because that how far I've gotten in reading that disgrace of a book.

[NEGAMEGASII]

And because people really don't look into it to much.... Jack Kirby also help make a majority of the Marvel Universe too. :P

He created Silver Surfer, NOT Stan Lee. :P

[NEGAMEGASII]

D:

Don't break my heart, my achy achy heart, my heart just won't understand. :D

[Scourge122607]

Holy smokes, thats alot a spelling errors I've made.

Excuse me for my ignorance folks. :-)

[YTsDarkKnight]

"Rob Patt...as Spider-Man. Wow, dude, this is low, even for YOU."

"What? I figured the kids would think it's AWSOME."

"There are plenty of people who already can't stand you as is. Are you TRYING to become the most hated person alive?"

[MJKnight07]

That directed at me?

[spiderking97]

were screwed

[MJKnight07]

You feel it too, huh?

[Scourge122607]

They could use the Kid from Sky High, he was decent in the Forbidden Kingdom.

[metfilmguy2009]

Stan is the man mothafucka!!!!!!!! :)

[MJKnight07]

Fudge yeah.

[X24RIDER]

I just have a horrible feeling that Iron Man 2 is gonna be the last great super hero movie that we're gonna see for a long dam time :((((((

THAT DAM DISNEY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[HeroofLight]

the fag from twilight you got to be kidding me

[MJKnight07]

Unfortunately....I am not.

[HeroofLight]

darn it as brock ok but not webhead you need a wise ass nerdy looking guy to be webhead

[Emcnelis]

But the thing is, the decision isn't official. So why is everyone panicking? Please, someone fill me in.

[MJKnight07]

True. But 8 times out of 10, this is usally the way they go.

[Emcnelis]

But still, I think the only time when we should really panic is if Pattinson does a really poor job at potraying Spiderman.

[MJKnight07]

True too. Which by that point, fans will look to ppl like me and DCE say 'they were right'.

[WWE123d]

MJ, im going to get my sniper  and shot some assz

[MJKnight07]

Good hunting.

[FirebirdFreak87]

What?!

You have got to be kidding me.

How much you wanna bet Twitards will rush to support this lame excuse of an idea?

[MJKnight07]

I wouldn't bet much on it at all. They are Twitards after all.

[FirebirdFreak87]

Yeah.

Hearing his voice is bad enough. But hearing him try an American accent? Why not they hire someone who strongly resembles Peter Parker & is also a fresh face?

BTW was that DCE doing the voice of Stan Lee in the background?

[MJKnight07]

Totally agree with you.

And yes that was DCE playing Stan Lee. LOL

[FirebirdFreak87]

Yes indeed.

I know I would probably be flamed &/or thumbed down but I would rather see Robert play as the main Sith Lord/villain in a potential future Star Wars Jedi RPG than him as Spider-Man. He already looks freaky & scary enough to be a power-hungry & bloodthirsty Sith Lord (most likely as a voice)! Plus if he does become the main villain in that game idea, it'll be a lot of fun to imagine we would strike down Edward. LOL

LOL I might have to make an HDG based on your rants.

[MJKnight07]

Pattinson as a Sith Lord?  Hmm....intriguing.

[FirebirdFreak87]

Yeah. At least him playing one, even in live action, would make more sense than him playing as Spider-Man.

[MJKnight07]

Fudge yeah.

[FirebirdFreak87]

Yeah.

I can only pray that companies like Sony, Marvel/Disney, & even Sega aren't looking at the comments.

Next thing you know, Sega will be having Robert replacing Jason as the voice of Shadow the Hedgehog. Imagine how bad THAT will be!

[MJKnight07]

Edward as Shadow??!!! Dude....don't say that. I would actually like to sleep tonight.

And screw what the companies think. There's a beautiful thing called 'Freedom speech' They don't like it, screw 'em.

[FirebirdFreak87]

I won't. In fact I don't want "Edward" to be Shadow. It's bad enough stupid fangirls from both franchises but I can imagine the nightmares if they banded together & demanded Sega to hire Robert to be the voice of Shadow. If it were to happen, then it's a nightmare come true.

Agreed. I'd like to make sure "Freedom of Speech" stays alive.

[MJKnight07]

It'd be worse than Nathan Burke voicing Sonic in the anime from 15 years ago. *shudders* the nightmares.

[FirebirdFreak87]

Yeah!

Martin Burke made Sonic sound gay (can tell the Irish accent in his voice). I'm sorry but that's why I don't like Burke voicing Sonic. At least Martin will most likely never voice Sonic again.

Again: NO TO ROBERT BEING SPIDER-MAN!! I mean look at him! He looks NOTHING like Peter Parker (that is unless the studios want an emo Peter Parker)!!

[MJKnight07]

Dude, they had Maguire as Emo Parker in Spider-Man 3 and look how well that turned out!

[FirebirdFreak87]

I know. They should've at least asked Maguire to try & base the performance on the black Spidey from "Spider-Man - TAS". Even though it wasn't perfect it was STILL amazing.

Also since when was Sandman the actual killer of Ben? Sandman as a calm anti-hero forced to do the villain's work? Sandman never appeared in the 90's cartoon but at least his character in "Spectacular Spider-Man" was amazing (he finally was a good villain).

[MJKnight07]

Interesting point.

[FirebirdFreak87]

Yeah.

I'm sorry to quote/ripoff AVGN but I have to do it again:

"Bullshit! What a load of fucking bullshit! How did they fuck this up so bad?!"

[R2J]

Oh god no..

[MJKnight07]

@R2J Yeah, it could go that way. I'm scared too.

[Regiman2009]

MJ, get my gun...

[MJKnight07]

@Regiman2009 Here you go. Is a double barrel shotgun ok?

[Regiman2009]

Perfect.

[MJKnight07]

@Regiman2009 Cool.

[Animallover3300]

I've got a 44 Magnum if you need it, it'll end the pain quicker

[WeirdoNetwork]

I agree with you. From Harry Potter, to Twilight, now Spiderman? WTF!!!!!!

Hankster