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  • "My Indian name is dances with men" ROFL many laughs from Odawa Nation!

  • haha han er sgu grineren :D

  • "what does that make me, a fetish?"

    "not HIV, smallpox." OMG.

  • @marilea236 "what does that make me, a fetish?"

    Yep, that line was brutal. And brilliant.

  • "Hey do you want a lapdance? WOO WOO WOO WOO WOO!!"

  • im blackfoot and bi and i have had plenty of crap for both i feel your pain brother

  • @ninjia1O1 Not Native, but can I ask why it is difficult for you to be bi?  Is it just you live in a rural area so there aren't many dating opportunities, or cultural disapproval of homosexuality or what? Just curious.

  • LMFAO I went to college with this guy and he wasnt funny back then but he sure is now!

  • its fun dating an american Indian (native) seriously.. a competitive girl, that actually likes to have fun.. cant get that with a white girl.. and no i dont cough on my little native girl. XD charlie.. funny man, id go to your show anyday.

  • I am not laughing.

  • Haskell rep huh? i WAS plannin on goin there, now i know i'll leave there actin lilke him.

  • tough crowd.....

  • LOL

  • Smallpox XD He's good.

  • damn lmao this guy is so funnie,hes jsut like my cousin chris lol Whats the matter charle can get a reservation;that fathers day shit lmao too funnie like ohhh got powned man!!! LOL hes awesome thou man :)

  • Holy smokes, Haskell representing!

  • Holy smokes! Went to school with this guy at Hask, glad to see he is doing well.

  • which tribe is he from?? haha was funny.

  • lmfao HAHA fricken funny shit! Loved this.!

  • definitely need to work on timing....the overly drawn out pauses make him not funny.

  • Awww how cute! Love flamboys. :)

  • i would date a native american indian just because he's native american indian... because where i am there are none lol (white australian)

  • @shcnoozlebop lol!!! believe it or not this native guy dated an aussie 'cause there aren't any on the rez!! he was a fellow queenslander from brisbane and an awesome guy. indian humor is so specific (this video is indian mainstream), but if you check out indian for indian comics... we definately love a laugh.

  • I worry about dating white men....not because of getting HIV, but getting smallpox

  • Uncomfortable humor--but needed! Ha!  Notice the Indians get the humor more.

  • @windstorm1000 Rofl, tell me about it... It was a sort of black humor thing. I still liked it though...

  • lmfao smallpox

  • I love this guy!

    I want more!

  • I love this . Some of the humor is strictly inside and I can tell some of the audience doesnt get it but I love this brother! 

  • nd thell steel your skalp if your apache

  • @KYRAN141 well of course u kno that a scalp is a terrible thing 2 waste..

  • Hilarious!

    

  • Taino here he rocks! :P

  • Was that Buck Angel at 1:27?

  • white boys are cute but don't cough on me lmao XD

  • Chief Pokalottatwat is his Father

  • About time I see another gay native on TV!! 

  • Thats Funny... I'm Muscogee Creek Indian... I love his ndn name dances w men... Mine is Slapohoe...!!!!

  • favourited for smallpox

  • diss shit funny azz hell lol :) im native american

  • "white boys are cute, but don't cough on me" hahaha!

  • LOL. funny stuff.

  • What am I? A fetish? I started LOL'ing... I think that my grandma thought I was crazy for laughing at my computer...

  • this guy is hilarious.. managed to get me out of my bad mood.. :D

  • I like how they show the coughing white guy just before the punch line. :-D

  • Thats why i stopped dating white men! I AINT NO DAMN FETISH!

  • LoL

    

  • Charlie Hill's better.

  • I'm so dead from laugh. (and WTF is it with people dating someone purely because they're this race or that nationality instead of because a person's cute and fun and they're attracted?)

  • "I didn´t know fat, gay guys are endangered"

    Holy shit, I spat cola all over my screen...and almost choked on the rest. Seriously, don´t drink and watch comedy, that´s potential lethal.

  • White boys are cute but don't cough on me.

    LMAO. XD

  • The term 'India' in reference to the subcontinent has been in use since ancient times- see early Greek/Roman references from the BC 400s- the 'indios' idea is an etymological misconception. Although Indians themselves referred to their land as Hindustan due to the influence of their conquerors, Europeans referred to it as India, in much the same way that they sometimes referred to China as Cathay while its actual inhabitants referred to it by the name of the reigning dynasty.

  • I like this guy.

  • Casino shirt?!?!? so hes pueblo???? lol.

  • wait .. if i laugh duz that mean im racist?

  • Loved it was hilarious keep up the good work I love to see our people out their having a good time and not being afraid to laugh

  • Funny man(^o^)

  • Native Americans known as Sioux/Mexican/Mayan/Apache/ Raramuri etc. are not Indians. Indians are from India, that is a fact. a native who call oneself Indian is ignorant. Learn your history. What other other ethnic group on this planet is named after a complete other one from a whole other continent?

  • @neotek79 You want to talk about learning your history, India wasn't even called India when Columbus landed in South America...but he called the people he encountered "Indios", which meant god-like-people...He never uttered the world indian in his life and didn't write it either

  • @musikalrose I would have to agree. Back then, before Columbus landed, India was called Hindustan at the time.

  • @AwEfUlAwS by the persians it was called hindustan, which ment " land of the Hindus" but they were Indians.

  • LOL! nice!

  • not bad , but the trail of tears joke is very messed up.

  • haha good stuff.!!! some ppl need to get a sense of humor!

  • LMAO

  • Lameeeee.

  • hes the only gay indian in humainity

  • @reoification hahaha yes because you know every native in the world...

  • Not really.....

  • he gives us indians a bad name

  • @reoification watch out--you may have a gay relative and will eat your words

  • Ok seriously stop with the half blood stuff. I am a half blood. There is nothing wrong with it!

  • @howslife94 i look full blood but im half blood i see wat u mean...

  • If you haven't grown up on a res, don't bother being nasty. You just don't have a clue. He's funny and extremely gutsy.

  • Did you grow up on a res? I'm an ignorant white guy and would like to know a little about what it's like.

  • native and gay no, thats wrong if ur gay leave it to yourself and dont use it as part of ur jokes

  • LOL! Smallpox...

  • Great Job 5*

  • I loved this.

  • what the hell is wrong with being half indian?

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  • just because u dont have n e color dont be mad cause ur white

  • fo realz

  • fuck u bitch

  • u ant no real native u a half breed ur giving us a bad name

  • So I guess I'm not a real native either. Stop the blood quantum crap. There's nothing wrong with being half, 1/4 or even 1/16.

  • yes it does cause all u half breeds r white

  • dats tru

  • @TheThorne13 I'm not white I'm pigmentally challenged... that's right.. it's called melanin deprived

  • still white 2 me

  • wow u a gay indian u definetly a born comedian shout out to all my native brothers and sisters

  • faggot , seriously you gave me diabetes with your stupid jokes , my son would make better jokes than you do , you`re no a comedian or anything , you`re a bullshiter , you could wear better pant too , so u know my background is an american indian and ? i actually didn't see the feather on your head chief , i just see a faggot , let me see , a gay indian chief , now that`s a joke .

  • Cut him some slack. They weren't the worst jokes ever. And tone it down on the faggot stuff. Before all of the stupid assimilation crap, gay people were respected and honored in the culture.

  • dis fucking fag put a bad name on us REAL natives

  • OH PHUCK! BOO!

  • American Indian??? WTF! Columbus got a tan & turned gay on that ship! Thatz whatz up!!!!

  • 1:27 hilarious!  I *hope* nobody's actually done that to you.

  • ha ha smallpox. haha. That made me laugh :)

  • my indian name should be Dances w/ Firemen. cute skit Charlie.

  • mine would be charlie horse dick

  • hi chuck !

    i'm a straight female, but i must say you are one funny cute native dude !  :)

  • you are 1 funny native dude!

    LOL

  • Really awesome to be albe to laugh at ourselves, very funny guy. Mashi!

  • This was too funny :)

  • Two Spirit people are great people.

    My little bro is 2 Spirit.

    :)

  • good little skit but i didnt like the trail of tears joke to much , many people died on it. anyways good job

  • my indian name is dances with men that is lol funny

  • @Indigos8rboi hahahahaha

  • OMG !!!! people ... If you look up the meaning of gay .... IT ALSO MEANS HAPPY !!! Geez !!! go by a dictionary ...or look it up on the internet **rolls eyes**

  • LoL!!! Charlie Ballard is definately one funny (happy aka gay) dude =o] ... that smallpox joke was fall on your back funny !!!

  • Two-spirit motherfucker! Why?! We can't afford to be homo! We have to rekindle our gene pool! We're a dying breed already as it is...oh well everyone's going to be racially mixed in the future anyways. But still!

  • Most gay natives I've dated have kids from previous relationships. I't's a myth that gay men don't father kids! Grow up!

  • Yeah but it's probably not that frequent! It's probably just the exceptional ones that do! Our bloodline is precious to us, we are few and dying. It's risky behavior for our gene pool! I'm sorry but it really is. It's not like every gay native is going to be all like, "I need to reproduce before I indulge in my same-sex-desiring behavior!" Seriously, it's tough for us.

  • I know its tough; I date and spend almost all my time with natives; Believe me ITS NOT RARE; half of all gay guys have fathered kids - ussullay when they were teen before they discovered they were gay.

  • LOL! How do you discover that you're gay! That's the most asinine thing I've ever heard! LOL! Sorry, iIm not a homophobe but...I just discovered that I need to build a space helicopter! Like seriously I'm dumbfounded with that logic! I thought people were born like that!

  • I can tell you've never been around gays and don't know what it really means. Being gay just means that bonding is stronger with members of your own gender rather than with the opposite sex. Being gay doesn't mean you can't have hetero-sex; it just means you prefer gay sex.I n prison, straight men often take same-sex partners. Sometimes, due to family pressure, gay men will marry women but later find they perter other men.

  • If you're "gay" as you put it and have "hetero" sex, then wouldn't that make you bi-sexual? I bond with my friends as if they were my own blood-brother. It's not like I'd be all like, "Hey bro let's fuck! We bond strongly! HHAHAHAHA!" Strong bonds don't gotta be sexual or gay as you put it. And in prison, I would kill as many people as I could before I actually got killed! Anal rape/sex just sounds fucking painful and degrading!

  • Most are bi; the dominant society labels anyone who has had sex with someone of the same gender as "gay" even if they have sex with women as well. Most of us don't like the term - its just sex. I didn't say all bonds are sexual;I meant psycho sexual bonding - not just friendship. Most gay sex is not the anal type. Never been to prison but I guess if you are in for life - it gets lonely!

  • Well you sound like a reasonable man. I just gotta say one thing and can you hear me out on this without insulting me or labeling me as a homophobe? I think guy on guy sex in any sense of the word is fucking disgusting! I prefer girls because they are so fucking attractive and cute! And fucking a guy would be like fucking Mickey Rourke wrapped around sandpaper and tumbleweeds. There is nothing sexy about that at all! I think you gotta be born like that. Being gay is genetic. Not a choice.

  • You are entitled to your opinion. If gay sex is disgusting to you, what do you think about a guy having anal sex with a woman Is that disgusting too? Have you had anal sex with a woman? If you think a guy sticking his dick up another guys ass is disgusting, why isn't a guy sticking his dick up a womans ass disgusting?

  • LOL, ok I will say that I a am fucking hypocrite on that one! A woman's ass is attractive! But it looks like 342938477984237 more softer and cuter than a guy's nasty spikey cactus of an ass ever would!

    Seriously everytime I look at myself in the mirror I seriously feel sorry for anyone that thinks my bigfoot hairy-lookiing ass is actually physically attactive!

    And yes I have had anal sex with a woman but vaginal intercourse is just tops! Especially if you love the girl!

  • I've dated two Cheyenne guys from OK; their asses were both very smooth and nice although kind of flat. And both of them had been married and had kids. Most native don't have hairy bodies, why is your ass so hairy?

  • LOL! Because I'm full-blooded! Once again LOL! I don't know man, I think that once a race or tribe gets mixed, they get more like domesticated or something. I really don't know! It's wierd! I wasn't like this a couple years ago, but then it just came out of nowhere! Hell my brother's nickname is Fur! I've always called that motherfucker Fur as long as I can remember and ironically when he got about my age ( he's older btw) he actually did get furry, like I did!

  • Most of the older native men I've met get thicker facial hair as they get older but they really don't have a lot of body hair. You may have some hormone problems that are making you hairy.

  • LOL! That's funny! Like how did you come to that conclusion? I'm sorry, I'm not belittling you but that was fucking hilarious! Seriously, I have got to hear the logic on this one!

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  • And that douchebag has got his own bathroom! I mean not his own shower,but still! I mean I still live in his house and commute to school, but man! He can have a little bit of mercy and clean his shit up!

  • And I think I may have contradicted myself, because I was all like, "RARRR this guy doesn't need to be gay! He needs to be carrying on the bloodline!" But he can't help it. That's the way he is. He just happened to have those genes for being gay. Man I just had a revelation, do you not see now why there is so much animosity between gay and straight people? There is a genetic gap that influences different mindsets and either one vice versa is to never be understood by either one. Ya know?

  • I mean isn't it quite evident, due to the nature of our conversation, we are just naturally ignorant towards each other? And I know you are not the ultimate saint and understand being straight; because nobody's perfect. I already know that hate and the apparent urges of talking shit back to opposition are just the nature of being human. And that may be one of the few things that gay and straight people can relate to.

    BTW, I still stand on my Mickey Rourke remark. LOL!

  • I understand your point of view; I know a lot of straight people including some militant homophones. Gays are a very small percentage of the population; you just seem overly obsessed about it. With regards to native, alcohol is much more of a danger than anything else; you might consider that instead of worrying about a handful of gay natives!

  • And lol, alcohol and natives! Hah, I think more research needs to be done on that. Because I got some white friends that just get fucking out of it and crazy! I have done my fair share of "babysitting" and then some for my white friends. It's just about how you're raised around the shit, I will admit, I have been raised around some dumb drunken indians! But it's wierd because I'm full blooded, one tribe (Cheyenne) and one race! I think racial/tribal mixing might have something to with that one.

  • Alcohol is a universal problem; but it has had a most tragic effect on natives. It has resulted in the destruction of families, clans and tribes - much more that inter-marriage could ever do!

  • And plus my dad's facial hair get's really fucking smelly if he doesn't keep it trimmed! Like me and my dad have seriously gotten to the point to where we almost had fist fights just because I always find inordinate amounts of long ass gray hairs on my floor in the bathroom! I mean seriously! Natives actually do get hairy! Not all! I'll give you that! And flat asses? Please! Natives are some of the most obese people on this...well actually everyone might be tied on that one! LOL!

  • Most natives north of Mexico tend to have flat butts. Pueblo and Mexican Indians tend to have really nice butts but, the further north you go, the more flat the typical Indians butt gets. You can play pool on a Cree mans ass; but a Mayan mans ass is like two earthen mounds waiting to be climbed. Ooohhh......

  • That is fucking nasty! But yeah man, I'm still kinda laughing about what you said earlier about my "hormone" problems! Like what the hell is that supposed to mean?

  • I didn't say you had a hormone problem. I just said that if you suddenly got hairy you might be expereinceing a hormone problem.

  • And once again, I think it might be genetics! Me my bro and my dad are just hairy as it is. My mom, sister and every other female in my family just looks normal. They are not like the bearded lady or anything like that. They just look like normal people. I think hormonal imbalances might be a result of genetic influences on the endocrine system of the host of the said, afflicted problem.

  • LOL! I met genetic anomalies! Not influences!

  • On a scale of 1 to 10 with 1 being Billy Wirth and 10 being Robin Williams, how hair are you?

  • Ummm 12 or 13! Try Seth Rogen! And my brother is like a mutated form of me! My dad is like the progenintor of the hairy species of natives like myself and my brother is like on the more extreme of the end of that spectrum. But seriously that bill wirth guy was like...not hairy at all! He looked like a gay satanic religious version of a stoic golden retriever that took a human form. And Robin Wiliams, are you fucking serious? That was just not a good a comparison to hairy people at all!

  • Then you are lucky! You will never have to worry about gay white guys hitting on you! We prefer native with smooth bodies not Sasquatch. Hummm.. I never thought of that a native american gay bear guy is a Sasquatch! Time for bed...blog you tomorrow!

  • LOL! Worry about gay whites hitting on me! Why would that even be a concern of mine? And I didn't quite understand that last remark. You said, "I never a native american gay bear guy is a sasquatch!" Say that outloud to yourself and see if it makes sense, or am I just so dumb to the point that I can't understand what you said? Seriously I could actually be dumb to what you said because I don't understand everyone's modern Hiphop/50cent/jonasbrothers/pa­rishilton's lingo nowadays! LOL!

  • Man dude! Don't remove your comments! This is just the fucking internet! It's not like you're going to be judged to the point to where you're cast to hell for all eternity just for saying something that someone might not agree with. I thought you gays actually took a stand for what you people do.

  • I'm correcting my speliing. That requires that I remove and repost; there is no edit function, although I should probably suggest it to the geeks at YT.

  • Man I made some typos too! You don't see me correcting every little piece of pedantic rhetorical statement that I may have presenting incorrectly. I get your points man. Just because you can't spell every word correctly doesn't mean that you can't make sense, I mean there is a limit to it, but you made enough grammatical sense to convey your thoughts. But yeah I don't think I'm experiencing a hormone problem, I actually have a high life-expectancy. All my elder family has lived 80+!

  • Get Google Chrome or Mozilla Foxfire - they both have auto-correction in text fields which is very handy. Doesn't help with stuff after you have posted though. It would be nice if there were and edit or undo function. I'll have to write that up and send it to YT tech support. I wonder why they haven't thought of it already.

  • Pfft! If you can't maintain, you shouldn't be drinking in the first place. I mean I will have about six beers and a couple of shots and everyone else around me will just get so fucking floored! And I'm all like, " Yeah I need a cig, you got one?" And then I usually get a reply of, "Yeah man! You're cool! Here! I like you! You are one cool mother fucker!" And I'll be all like, " Yeah man!" And they will not leave me alone after that, and it does get quite annoying after awhile.

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  • I don't see any gap. Most people under 30 are pretty knowledgeable and accepting of gay.s There isn't any difinative evidence of a gay gene; genetics play a part but its environment as well. Like I pointed out, guys in prison for long periods will go gay; doens't seem to gross them out.

  • I think I just left your level of consciousness.

  • im full blooded indian and straight as a motherfucker!, i agree with you but then again my girlfriend is 3/4 indian :O, i should knock up like a full blooded cree :)

  • you sorta should...just to keep our race going lmfao that sounds bad but its true. Im mixed so my parents really didnt help the situation...lmfao

  • hiLari0us && diFFerEnt!!

    i <33333 iT! (:

    I WANA See M0RE!!!!

    xD

  • 1:40 the black guy is enjoying himself so much. lmfao

  • "Didn't I see you at Charlie's Phoenix last Sunday.... oops! Sorry!"

  • funny from one native homo to another..funny ass video

  • lol he reminds me of so many of my friends

  • Wow both lame and sad.

  • this is so wrong and funny

  • this guy is the funniest native i've seen so far!

  • wow, and how many natives have you seen?

  • well just a few comedians my fav besides Charlie is Andrew "Drew" Lacapa heard of him? he's hella funny^^ and apache like me ^^

  • i found this funny except the Trail of Tears line, I thought that was in bad taste and it really wasn't even funny

  • hum?...to kind of think of it, i dont think i've ever heard of a comedian who DOESNT use bad tasting jokes?! can u think of one that doesnt use racial, demeaning, judgemental, or even hate jokes? that would b kool to just be funny without the other stuff ^^

  • I don't find racial jokes offensive, I think they're funny myself, but would you make jokes about slavery or the holoucast and try to make them funny? no that is wrong, would you make jokes about 9/11? no. there is a difference between joking about stereotypes and people dying

  • pretty much everywhere i look lol

  • It's in fact true that some native americans honored Mother Nature even more than others. I come to think of those tribes with Two-Spirited individuals. To be gay isn't the source of AIDS or STD:s nor is the white man involved but the big reaper is promiscuosy. Unlike the case with animals in the wild like deers, pengquins etc who live in monogamous gay or straight unions. Do not mess your head too much, just observe the course of Mother Nature, clear up your head and become an innocent child.

  • omg this guys funny

  • good stand up comedy

    lol

  • I'm a gay American Indian =p LMFAO "I worried about dating white man, not because of getting HIV but because of getting small pox" LOL that's so wrong.

  • You are the sick one, GLH, I pity you for your hate-filled and idiotic point of view. There are beautiful people everywhere and we are on this earth to love and understand each other. Pray on it, I bet God has a different POV than you do.