@ninjia1O1 Not Native, but can I ask why it is difficult for you to be bi? Is it just you live in a rural area so there aren't many dating opportunities, or cultural disapproval of homosexuality or what? Just curious.
its fun dating an american Indian (native) seriously.. a competitive girl, that actually likes to have fun.. cant get that with a white girl.. and no i dont cough on my little native girl. XD charlie.. funny man, id go to your show anyday.
damn lmao this guy is so funnie,hes jsut like my cousin chris lol Whats the matter charle can get a reservation;that fathers day shit lmao too funnie like ohhh got powned man!!! LOL hes awesome thou man :)
@shcnoozlebop lol!!! believe it or not this native guy dated an aussie 'cause there aren't any on the rez!! he was a fellow queenslander from brisbane and an awesome guy. indian humor is so specific (this video is indian mainstream), but if you check out indian for indian comics... we definately love a laugh.
I'm so dead from laugh. (and WTF is it with people dating someone purely because they're this race or that nationality instead of because a person's cute and fun and they're attracted?)
The term 'India' in reference to the subcontinent has been in use since ancient times- see early Greek/Roman references from the BC 400s- the 'indios' idea is an etymological misconception. Although Indians themselves referred to their land as Hindustan due to the influence of their conquerors, Europeans referred to it as India, in much the same way that they sometimes referred to China as Cathay while its actual inhabitants referred to it by the name of the reigning dynasty.
Native Americans known as Sioux/Mexican/Mayan/Apache/ Raramuri etc. are not Indians. Indians are from India, that is a fact. a native who call oneself Indian is ignorant. Learn your history. What other other ethnic group on this planet is named after a complete other one from a whole other continent?
@neotek79 You want to talk about learning your history, India wasn't even called India when Columbus landed in South America...but he called the people he encountered "Indios", which meant god-like-people...He never uttered the world indian in his life and didn't write it either
faggot , seriously you gave me diabetes with your stupid jokes , my son would make better jokes than you do , you`re no a comedian or anything , you`re a bullshiter , you could wear better pant too , so u know my background is an american indian and ? i actually didn't see the feather on your head chief , i just see a faggot , let me see , a gay indian chief , now that`s a joke .
Cut him some slack. They weren't the worst jokes ever. And tone it down on the faggot stuff. Before all of the stupid assimilation crap, gay people were respected and honored in the culture.
OMG !!!! people ... If you look up the meaning of gay .... IT ALSO MEANS HAPPY !!! Geez !!! go by a dictionary ...or look it up on the internet **rolls eyes**
Two-spirit motherfucker! Why?! We can't afford to be homo! We have to rekindle our gene pool! We're a dying breed already as it is...oh well everyone's going to be racially mixed in the future anyways. But still!
Yeah but it's probably not that frequent! It's probably just the exceptional ones that do! Our bloodline is precious to us, we are few and dying. It's risky behavior for our gene pool! I'm sorry but it really is. It's not like every gay native is going to be all like, "I need to reproduce before I indulge in my same-sex-desiring behavior!" Seriously, it's tough for us.
I know its tough; I date and spend almost all my time with natives; Believe me ITS NOT RARE; half of all gay guys have fathered kids - ussullay when they were teen before they discovered they were gay.
LOL! How do you discover that you're gay! That's the most asinine thing I've ever heard! LOL! Sorry, iIm not a homophobe but...I just discovered that I need to build a space helicopter! Like seriously I'm dumbfounded with that logic! I thought people were born like that!
I can tell you've never been around gays and don't know what it really means. Being gay just means that bonding is stronger with members of your own gender rather than with the opposite sex. Being gay doesn't mean you can't have hetero-sex; it just means you prefer gay sex.I n prison, straight men often take same-sex partners. Sometimes, due to family pressure, gay men will marry women but later find they perter other men.
If you're "gay" as you put it and have "hetero" sex, then wouldn't that make you bi-sexual? I bond with my friends as if they were my own blood-brother. It's not like I'd be all like, "Hey bro let's fuck! We bond strongly! HHAHAHAHA!" Strong bonds don't gotta be sexual or gay as you put it. And in prison, I would kill as many people as I could before I actually got killed! Anal rape/sex just sounds fucking painful and degrading!
Most are bi; the dominant society labels anyone who has had sex with someone of the same gender as "gay" even if they have sex with women as well. Most of us don't like the term - its just sex. I didn't say all bonds are sexual;I meant psycho sexual bonding - not just friendship. Most gay sex is not the anal type. Never been to prison but I guess if you are in for life - it gets lonely!
Well you sound like a reasonable man. I just gotta say one thing and can you hear me out on this without insulting me or labeling me as a homophobe? I think guy on guy sex in any sense of the word is fucking disgusting! I prefer girls because they are so fucking attractive and cute! And fucking a guy would be like fucking Mickey Rourke wrapped around sandpaper and tumbleweeds. There is nothing sexy about that at all! I think you gotta be born like that. Being gay is genetic. Not a choice.
You are entitled to your opinion. If gay sex is disgusting to you, what do you think about a guy having anal sex with a woman Is that disgusting too? Have you had anal sex with a woman? If you think a guy sticking his dick up another guys ass is disgusting, why isn't a guy sticking his dick up a womans ass disgusting?
LOL, ok I will say that I a am fucking hypocrite on that one! A woman's ass is attractive! But it looks like 342938477984237 more softer and cuter than a guy's nasty spikey cactus of an ass ever would!
Seriously everytime I look at myself in the mirror I seriously feel sorry for anyone that thinks my bigfoot hairy-lookiing ass is actually physically attactive!
And yes I have had anal sex with a woman but vaginal intercourse is just tops! Especially if you love the girl!
I've dated two Cheyenne guys from OK; their asses were both very smooth and nice although kind of flat. And both of them had been married and had kids. Most native don't have hairy bodies, why is your ass so hairy?
LOL! Because I'm full-blooded! Once again LOL! I don't know man, I think that once a race or tribe gets mixed, they get more like domesticated or something. I really don't know! It's wierd! I wasn't like this a couple years ago, but then it just came out of nowhere! Hell my brother's nickname is Fur! I've always called that motherfucker Fur as long as I can remember and ironically when he got about my age ( he's older btw) he actually did get furry, like I did!
Most of the older native men I've met get thicker facial hair as they get older but they really don't have a lot of body hair. You may have some hormone problems that are making you hairy.
LOL! That's funny! Like how did you come to that conclusion? I'm sorry, I'm not belittling you but that was fucking hilarious! Seriously, I have got to hear the logic on this one!
And that douchebag has got his own bathroom! I mean not his own shower,but still! I mean I still live in his house and commute to school, but man! He can have a little bit of mercy and clean his shit up!
And I think I may have contradicted myself, because I was all like, "RARRR this guy doesn't need to be gay! He needs to be carrying on the bloodline!" But he can't help it. That's the way he is. He just happened to have those genes for being gay. Man I just had a revelation, do you not see now why there is so much animosity between gay and straight people? There is a genetic gap that influences different mindsets and either one vice versa is to never be understood by either one. Ya know?
I mean isn't it quite evident, due to the nature of our conversation, we are just naturally ignorant towards each other? And I know you are not the ultimate saint and understand being straight; because nobody's perfect. I already know that hate and the apparent urges of talking shit back to opposition are just the nature of being human. And that may be one of the few things that gay and straight people can relate to.
BTW, I still stand on my Mickey Rourke remark. LOL!
I understand your point of view; I know a lot of straight people including some militant homophones. Gays are a very small percentage of the population; you just seem overly obsessed about it. With regards to native, alcohol is much more of a danger than anything else; you might consider that instead of worrying about a handful of gay natives!
And lol, alcohol and natives! Hah, I think more research needs to be done on that. Because I got some white friends that just get fucking out of it and crazy! I have done my fair share of "babysitting" and then some for my white friends. It's just about how you're raised around the shit, I will admit, I have been raised around some dumb drunken indians! But it's wierd because I'm full blooded, one tribe (Cheyenne) and one race! I think racial/tribal mixing might have something to with that one.
Alcohol is a universal problem; but it has had a most tragic effect on natives. It has resulted in the destruction of families, clans and tribes - much more that inter-marriage could ever do!
And plus my dad's facial hair get's really fucking smelly if he doesn't keep it trimmed! Like me and my dad have seriously gotten to the point to where we almost had fist fights just because I always find inordinate amounts of long ass gray hairs on my floor in the bathroom! I mean seriously! Natives actually do get hairy! Not all! I'll give you that! And flat asses? Please! Natives are some of the most obese people on this...well actually everyone might be tied on that one! LOL!
Most natives north of Mexico tend to have flat butts. Pueblo and Mexican Indians tend to have really nice butts but, the further north you go, the more flat the typical Indians butt gets. You can play pool on a Cree mans ass; but a Mayan mans ass is like two earthen mounds waiting to be climbed. Ooohhh......
That is fucking nasty! But yeah man, I'm still kinda laughing about what you said earlier about my "hormone" problems! Like what the hell is that supposed to mean?
And once again, I think it might be genetics! Me my bro and my dad are just hairy as it is. My mom, sister and every other female in my family just looks normal. They are not like the bearded lady or anything like that. They just look like normal people. I think hormonal imbalances might be a result of genetic influences on the endocrine system of the host of the said, afflicted problem.
Ummm 12 or 13! Try Seth Rogen! And my brother is like a mutated form of me! My dad is like the progenintor of the hairy species of natives like myself and my brother is like on the more extreme of the end of that spectrum. But seriously that bill wirth guy was like...not hairy at all! He looked like a gay satanic religious version of a stoic golden retriever that took a human form. And Robin Wiliams, are you fucking serious? That was just not a good a comparison to hairy people at all!
Then you are lucky! You will never have to worry about gay white guys hitting on you! We prefer native with smooth bodies not Sasquatch. Hummm.. I never thought of that a native american gay bear guy is a Sasquatch! Time for bed...blog you tomorrow!
LOL! Worry about gay whites hitting on me! Why would that even be a concern of mine? And I didn't quite understand that last remark. You said, "I never a native american gay bear guy is a sasquatch!" Say that outloud to yourself and see if it makes sense, or am I just so dumb to the point that I can't understand what you said? Seriously I could actually be dumb to what you said because I don't understand everyone's modern Hiphop/50cent/jonasbrothers/parishilton's lingo nowadays! LOL!
Man dude! Don't remove your comments! This is just the fucking internet! It's not like you're going to be judged to the point to where you're cast to hell for all eternity just for saying something that someone might not agree with. I thought you gays actually took a stand for what you people do.
I'm correcting my speliing. That requires that I remove and repost; there is no edit function, although I should probably suggest it to the geeks at YT.
Man I made some typos too! You don't see me correcting every little piece of pedantic rhetorical statement that I may have presenting incorrectly. I get your points man. Just because you can't spell every word correctly doesn't mean that you can't make sense, I mean there is a limit to it, but you made enough grammatical sense to convey your thoughts. But yeah I don't think I'm experiencing a hormone problem, I actually have a high life-expectancy. All my elder family has lived 80+!
Get Google Chrome or Mozilla Foxfire - they both have auto-correction in text fields which is very handy. Doesn't help with stuff after you have posted though. It would be nice if there were and edit or undo function. I'll have to write that up and send it to YT tech support. I wonder why they haven't thought of it already.
Pfft! If you can't maintain, you shouldn't be drinking in the first place. I mean I will have about six beers and a couple of shots and everyone else around me will just get so fucking floored! And I'm all like, " Yeah I need a cig, you got one?" And then I usually get a reply of, "Yeah man! You're cool! Here! I like you! You are one cool mother fucker!" And I'll be all like, " Yeah man!" And they will not leave me alone after that, and it does get quite annoying after awhile.
I don't see any gap. Most people under 30 are pretty knowledgeable and accepting of gay.s There isn't any difinative evidence of a gay gene; genetics play a part but its environment as well. Like I pointed out, guys in prison for long periods will go gay; doens't seem to gross them out.
im full blooded indian and straight as a motherfucker!, i agree with you but then again my girlfriend is 3/4 indian :O, i should knock up like a full blooded cree :)
hum?...to kind of think of it, i dont think i've ever heard of a comedian who DOESNT use bad tasting jokes?! can u think of one that doesnt use racial, demeaning, judgemental, or even hate jokes? that would b kool to just be funny without the other stuff ^^
I don't find racial jokes offensive, I think they're funny myself, but would you make jokes about slavery or the holoucast and try to make them funny? no that is wrong, would you make jokes about 9/11? no. there is a difference between joking about stereotypes and people dying
It's in fact true that some native americans honored Mother Nature even more than others. I come to think of those tribes with Two-Spirited individuals. To be gay isn't the source of AIDS or STD:s nor is the white man involved but the big reaper is promiscuosy. Unlike the case with animals in the wild like deers, pengquins etc who live in monogamous gay or straight unions. Do not mess your head too much, just observe the course of Mother Nature, clear up your head and become an innocent child.
I'm a gay American Indian =p LMFAO "I worried about dating white man, not because of getting HIV but because of getting small pox" LOL that's so wrong.
You are the sick one, GLH, I pity you for your hate-filled and idiotic point of view. There are beautiful people everywhere and we are on this earth to love and understand each other. Pray on it, I bet God has a different POV than you do.
"My Indian name is dances with men" ROFL many laughs from Odawa Nation!
ihatecapitalistpigsX 3 weeks ago
haha han er sgu grineren :D
vickymus123456 2 months ago
"what does that make me, a fetish?"
"not HIV, smallpox." OMG.
marilea236 3 months ago
@marilea236 "what does that make me, a fetish?"
Yep, that line was brutal. And brilliant.
KapStuf 2 months ago
"Hey do you want a lapdance? WOO WOO WOO WOO WOO!!"
Adski92 3 months ago
im blackfoot and bi and i have had plenty of crap for both i feel your pain brother
ninjia1O1 3 months ago 2
@ninjia1O1 Not Native, but can I ask why it is difficult for you to be bi? Is it just you live in a rural area so there aren't many dating opportunities, or cultural disapproval of homosexuality or what? Just curious.
fizzypopism 2 weeks ago
LMFAO I went to college with this guy and he wasnt funny back then but he sure is now!
tomahawktofpi 4 months ago
its fun dating an american Indian (native) seriously.. a competitive girl, that actually likes to have fun.. cant get that with a white girl.. and no i dont cough on my little native girl. XD charlie.. funny man, id go to your show anyday.
96turboSE 4 months ago 2
I am not laughing.
Adeikov 5 months ago
Haskell rep huh? i WAS plannin on goin there, now i know i'll leave there actin lilke him.
murkyslough18 3 months ago
tough crowd.....
soccerrox94 5 months ago
LOL
purespirit9 6 months ago
Smallpox XD He's good.
loveanime101 6 months ago
damn lmao this guy is so funnie,hes jsut like my cousin chris lol Whats the matter charle can get a reservation;that fathers day shit lmao too funnie like ohhh got powned man!!! LOL hes awesome thou man :)
NativeBabiiGirl99 7 months ago in playlist regarding the 1st Nations..
Holy smokes, Haskell representing!
polarbear1995 7 months ago
Holy smokes! Went to school with this guy at Hask, glad to see he is doing well.
polarbear1995 7 months ago
which tribe is he from?? haha was funny.
durfeyayala 7 months ago
lmfao HAHA fricken funny shit! Loved this.!
CherishBobbyLoveBear 8 months ago
definitely need to work on timing....the overly drawn out pauses make him not funny.
gdb08 8 months ago
Awww how cute! Love flamboys. :)
PinkNinjaMaster 9 months ago
i would date a native american indian just because he's native american indian... because where i am there are none lol (white australian)
shcnoozlebop 9 months ago
@shcnoozlebop lol!!! believe it or not this native guy dated an aussie 'cause there aren't any on the rez!! he was a fellow queenslander from brisbane and an awesome guy. indian humor is so specific (this video is indian mainstream), but if you check out indian for indian comics... we definately love a laugh.
chrisbold56 7 months ago
I worry about dating white men....not because of getting HIV, but getting smallpox
aprilena07 9 months ago 4
Uncomfortable humor--but needed! Ha! Notice the Indians get the humor more.
windstorm1000 10 months ago
@windstorm1000 Rofl, tell me about it... It was a sort of black humor thing. I still liked it though...
okaminess 8 months ago
lmfao smallpox
stkcarm5 10 months ago
I love this guy!
I want more!
mechanesthesia 10 months ago
I love this . Some of the humor is strictly inside and I can tell some of the audience doesnt get it but I love this brother!
perkydoo 10 months ago
nd thell steel your skalp if your apache
KYRAN141 11 months ago
@KYRAN141 well of course u kno that a scalp is a terrible thing 2 waste..
funkymcbean 11 months ago
Hilarious!
TheKwanboy 11 months ago
Taino here he rocks! :P
soymiguelalejandro23 1 year ago
Was that Buck Angel at 1:27?
Greenling 1 year ago
white boys are cute but don't cough on me lmao XD
itstricky123 1 year ago 4
Chief Pokalottatwat is his Father
MrROTD 1 year ago
About time I see another gay native on TV!!
zunigaza 1 year ago 3
Thats Funny... I'm Muscogee Creek Indian... I love his ndn name dances w men... Mine is Slapohoe...!!!!
719latinsongbird 1 year ago
favourited for smallpox
neomp5 1 year ago
diss shit funny azz hell lol :) im native american
nativemommeeof5 1 year ago
"white boys are cute, but don't cough on me" hahaha!
sweetnothings7 1 year ago 4
LOL. funny stuff.
detroit7tigers7roxxx 1 year ago
What am I? A fetish? I started LOL'ing... I think that my grandma thought I was crazy for laughing at my computer...
hannahfan142536987 1 year ago
this guy is hilarious.. managed to get me out of my bad mood.. :D
sarabjarnveig87 1 year ago
I like how they show the coughing white guy just before the punch line. :-D
ojibajo 1 year ago 3
Thats why i stopped dating white men! I AINT NO DAMN FETISH!
mzwickedlette88 1 year ago
LoL
iBuuucKyyy 1 year ago
Charlie Hill's better.
SinnFein4ever 1 year ago
I'm so dead from laugh. (and WTF is it with people dating someone purely because they're this race or that nationality instead of because a person's cute and fun and they're attracted?)
shandamoon 1 year ago 4
"I didn´t know fat, gay guys are endangered"
Holy shit, I spat cola all over my screen...and almost choked on the rest. Seriously, don´t drink and watch comedy, that´s potential lethal.
derGhebbet 1 year ago 45
White boys are cute but don't cough on me.
LMAO. XD
Sirenitahch 1 year ago 19
The term 'India' in reference to the subcontinent has been in use since ancient times- see early Greek/Roman references from the BC 400s- the 'indios' idea is an etymological misconception. Although Indians themselves referred to their land as Hindustan due to the influence of their conquerors, Europeans referred to it as India, in much the same way that they sometimes referred to China as Cathay while its actual inhabitants referred to it by the name of the reigning dynasty.
sweetsolitudes 1 year ago
I like this guy.
laurenloves123 1 year ago
Casino shirt?!?!? so hes pueblo???? lol.
Ljuuroku 1 year ago
wait .. if i laugh duz that mean im racist?
Theblackbarbie698 1 year ago
Loved it was hilarious keep up the good work I love to see our people out their having a good time and not being afraid to laugh
N8veAngel27 1 year ago
Funny man(^o^)
vina4 1 year ago
Native Americans known as Sioux/Mexican/Mayan/Apache/ Raramuri etc. are not Indians. Indians are from India, that is a fact. a native who call oneself Indian is ignorant. Learn your history. What other other ethnic group on this planet is named after a complete other one from a whole other continent?
neotek79 1 year ago
@neotek79 You want to talk about learning your history, India wasn't even called India when Columbus landed in South America...but he called the people he encountered "Indios", which meant god-like-people...He never uttered the world indian in his life and didn't write it either
musikalrose 1 year ago
@musikalrose I would have to agree. Back then, before Columbus landed, India was called Hindustan at the time.
AwEfUlAwS 1 year ago
@AwEfUlAwS by the persians it was called hindustan, which ment " land of the Hindus" but they were Indians.
sn00piedog 1 year ago
LOL! nice!
xBinaryxSoulx 1 year ago
not bad , but the trail of tears joke is very messed up.
1ofmeNlotsofU 1 year ago
haha good stuff.!!! some ppl need to get a sense of humor!
1ger5 1 year ago
LMAO
indian505 1 year ago
Lameeeee.
NativeBabyy 1 year ago
hes the only gay indian in humainity
reoification 1 year ago
@reoification hahaha yes because you know every native in the world...
hallz1226 1 year ago
Not really.....
ashtondaide 1 year ago
he gives us indians a bad name
reoification 1 year ago
@reoification watch out--you may have a gay relative and will eat your words
windstorm1000 10 months ago
Ok seriously stop with the half blood stuff. I am a half blood. There is nothing wrong with it!
howslife94 1 year ago
@howslife94 i look full blood but im half blood i see wat u mean...
EZ3Xicano 1 year ago
If you haven't grown up on a res, don't bother being nasty. You just don't have a clue. He's funny and extremely gutsy.
melounbrn 2 years ago
Did you grow up on a res? I'm an ignorant white guy and would like to know a little about what it's like.
aeroldoth 1 year ago
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Joke:
What do you call a gay indian?
A brave sucker.
guitarzero 2 years ago
native and gay no, thats wrong if ur gay leave it to yourself and dont use it as part of ur jokes
famousfiend138 2 years ago
LOL! Smallpox...
QueenLucyThe2nd 2 years ago
Great Job 5*
TheGr8Gambino 2 years ago
I loved this.
tysin87 2 years ago
what the hell is wrong with being half indian?
punk19 2 years ago 2
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runningbearsr 2 years ago
just because u dont have n e color dont be mad cause ur white
TheThorne13 2 years ago
fo realz
blackcrowcam 2 years ago
fuck u bitch
blackcrowcam 2 years ago
u ant no real native u a half breed ur giving us a bad name
TheThorne13 2 years ago
So I guess I'm not a real native either. Stop the blood quantum crap. There's nothing wrong with being half, 1/4 or even 1/16.
QueenLucyThe2nd 2 years ago 3
yes it does cause all u half breeds r white
TheThorne13 2 years ago
dats tru
blackcrowcam 2 years ago
@TheThorne13 I'm not white I'm pigmentally challenged... that's right.. it's called melanin deprived
hallz1226 1 year ago 3
still white 2 me
TheThorne13 1 year ago
wow u a gay indian u definetly a born comedian shout out to all my native brothers and sisters
noedig1000 2 years ago
faggot , seriously you gave me diabetes with your stupid jokes , my son would make better jokes than you do , you`re no a comedian or anything , you`re a bullshiter , you could wear better pant too , so u know my background is an american indian and ? i actually didn't see the feather on your head chief , i just see a faggot , let me see , a gay indian chief , now that`s a joke .
kahakhali 2 years ago
Cut him some slack. They weren't the worst jokes ever. And tone it down on the faggot stuff. Before all of the stupid assimilation crap, gay people were respected and honored in the culture.
QueenLucyThe2nd 2 years ago 7
dis fucking fag put a bad name on us REAL natives
TheThorne13 2 years ago
OH PHUCK! BOO!
SUNSHINEBEHR 2 years ago
American Indian??? WTF! Columbus got a tan & turned gay on that ship! Thatz whatz up!!!!
thapistolgripper 2 years ago
1:27 hilarious! I *hope* nobody's actually done that to you.
Okinawanprince 2 years ago
ha ha smallpox. haha. That made me laugh :)
KaelaCarver 2 years ago 3
my indian name should be Dances w/ Firemen. cute skit Charlie.
kimwantsjay 2 years ago
mine would be charlie horse dick
noedig1000 2 years ago
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are you calling this a comedy ?
exposemofos 2 years ago
hi chuck !
i'm a straight female, but i must say you are one funny cute native dude ! :)
CrazyNative4 2 years ago 8
you are 1 funny native dude!
LOL
CrazyNative4 2 years ago 3
Really awesome to be albe to laugh at ourselves, very funny guy. Mashi!
Pocoburbs 2 years ago 2
This was too funny :)
cheroshawnee 2 years ago 2
Two Spirit people are great people.
My little bro is 2 Spirit.
:)
AdawehiMeliLayton 2 years ago 5
good little skit but i didnt like the trail of tears joke to much , many people died on it. anyways good job
redvsblue2 2 years ago 4
my indian name is dances with men that is lol funny
Indigos8rboi 2 years ago 29
@Indigos8rboi hahahahaha
darklight151 1 year ago
OMG !!!! people ... If you look up the meaning of gay .... IT ALSO MEANS HAPPY !!! Geez !!! go by a dictionary ...or look it up on the internet **rolls eyes**
BeautifulNative25 2 years ago 5
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also it means a pervert :P
exposemofos 2 years ago
LoL!!! Charlie Ballard is definately one funny (happy aka gay) dude =o] ... that smallpox joke was fall on your back funny !!!
BeautifulNative25 2 years ago 4
Two-spirit motherfucker! Why?! We can't afford to be homo! We have to rekindle our gene pool! We're a dying breed already as it is...oh well everyone's going to be racially mixed in the future anyways. But still!
DoctorBudd 2 years ago
Most gay natives I've dated have kids from previous relationships. I't's a myth that gay men don't father kids! Grow up!
linuxguru1968 2 years ago 2
Yeah but it's probably not that frequent! It's probably just the exceptional ones that do! Our bloodline is precious to us, we are few and dying. It's risky behavior for our gene pool! I'm sorry but it really is. It's not like every gay native is going to be all like, "I need to reproduce before I indulge in my same-sex-desiring behavior!" Seriously, it's tough for us.
DoctorBudd 2 years ago
I know its tough; I date and spend almost all my time with natives; Believe me ITS NOT RARE; half of all gay guys have fathered kids - ussullay when they were teen before they discovered they were gay.
linuxguru1968 2 years ago
LOL! How do you discover that you're gay! That's the most asinine thing I've ever heard! LOL! Sorry, iIm not a homophobe but...I just discovered that I need to build a space helicopter! Like seriously I'm dumbfounded with that logic! I thought people were born like that!
DoctorBudd 2 years ago
I can tell you've never been around gays and don't know what it really means. Being gay just means that bonding is stronger with members of your own gender rather than with the opposite sex. Being gay doesn't mean you can't have hetero-sex; it just means you prefer gay sex.I n prison, straight men often take same-sex partners. Sometimes, due to family pressure, gay men will marry women but later find they perter other men.
linuxguru1968 2 years ago
If you're "gay" as you put it and have "hetero" sex, then wouldn't that make you bi-sexual? I bond with my friends as if they were my own blood-brother. It's not like I'd be all like, "Hey bro let's fuck! We bond strongly! HHAHAHAHA!" Strong bonds don't gotta be sexual or gay as you put it. And in prison, I would kill as many people as I could before I actually got killed! Anal rape/sex just sounds fucking painful and degrading!
DoctorBudd 2 years ago
Most are bi; the dominant society labels anyone who has had sex with someone of the same gender as "gay" even if they have sex with women as well. Most of us don't like the term - its just sex. I didn't say all bonds are sexual;I meant psycho sexual bonding - not just friendship. Most gay sex is not the anal type. Never been to prison but I guess if you are in for life - it gets lonely!
linuxguru1968 2 years ago
Well you sound like a reasonable man. I just gotta say one thing and can you hear me out on this without insulting me or labeling me as a homophobe? I think guy on guy sex in any sense of the word is fucking disgusting! I prefer girls because they are so fucking attractive and cute! And fucking a guy would be like fucking Mickey Rourke wrapped around sandpaper and tumbleweeds. There is nothing sexy about that at all! I think you gotta be born like that. Being gay is genetic. Not a choice.
DoctorBudd 2 years ago
You are entitled to your opinion. If gay sex is disgusting to you, what do you think about a guy having anal sex with a woman Is that disgusting too? Have you had anal sex with a woman? If you think a guy sticking his dick up another guys ass is disgusting, why isn't a guy sticking his dick up a womans ass disgusting?
linuxguru1968 2 years ago
LOL, ok I will say that I a am fucking hypocrite on that one! A woman's ass is attractive! But it looks like 342938477984237 more softer and cuter than a guy's nasty spikey cactus of an ass ever would!
Seriously everytime I look at myself in the mirror I seriously feel sorry for anyone that thinks my bigfoot hairy-lookiing ass is actually physically attactive!
And yes I have had anal sex with a woman but vaginal intercourse is just tops! Especially if you love the girl!
DoctorBudd 2 years ago
I've dated two Cheyenne guys from OK; their asses were both very smooth and nice although kind of flat. And both of them had been married and had kids. Most native don't have hairy bodies, why is your ass so hairy?
linuxguru1968 2 years ago
LOL! Because I'm full-blooded! Once again LOL! I don't know man, I think that once a race or tribe gets mixed, they get more like domesticated or something. I really don't know! It's wierd! I wasn't like this a couple years ago, but then it just came out of nowhere! Hell my brother's nickname is Fur! I've always called that motherfucker Fur as long as I can remember and ironically when he got about my age ( he's older btw) he actually did get furry, like I did!
DoctorBudd 2 years ago
Most of the older native men I've met get thicker facial hair as they get older but they really don't have a lot of body hair. You may have some hormone problems that are making you hairy.
linuxguru1968 2 years ago
LOL! That's funny! Like how did you come to that conclusion? I'm sorry, I'm not belittling you but that was fucking hilarious! Seriously, I have got to hear the logic on this one!
DoctorBudd 2 years ago
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linuxguru1968 2 years ago
And that douchebag has got his own bathroom! I mean not his own shower,but still! I mean I still live in his house and commute to school, but man! He can have a little bit of mercy and clean his shit up!
DoctorBudd 2 years ago
And I think I may have contradicted myself, because I was all like, "RARRR this guy doesn't need to be gay! He needs to be carrying on the bloodline!" But he can't help it. That's the way he is. He just happened to have those genes for being gay. Man I just had a revelation, do you not see now why there is so much animosity between gay and straight people? There is a genetic gap that influences different mindsets and either one vice versa is to never be understood by either one. Ya know?
DoctorBudd 2 years ago
I mean isn't it quite evident, due to the nature of our conversation, we are just naturally ignorant towards each other? And I know you are not the ultimate saint and understand being straight; because nobody's perfect. I already know that hate and the apparent urges of talking shit back to opposition are just the nature of being human. And that may be one of the few things that gay and straight people can relate to.
BTW, I still stand on my Mickey Rourke remark. LOL!
DoctorBudd 2 years ago
I understand your point of view; I know a lot of straight people including some militant homophones. Gays are a very small percentage of the population; you just seem overly obsessed about it. With regards to native, alcohol is much more of a danger than anything else; you might consider that instead of worrying about a handful of gay natives!
linuxguru1968 2 years ago
And lol, alcohol and natives! Hah, I think more research needs to be done on that. Because I got some white friends that just get fucking out of it and crazy! I have done my fair share of "babysitting" and then some for my white friends. It's just about how you're raised around the shit, I will admit, I have been raised around some dumb drunken indians! But it's wierd because I'm full blooded, one tribe (Cheyenne) and one race! I think racial/tribal mixing might have something to with that one.
DoctorBudd 2 years ago
Alcohol is a universal problem; but it has had a most tragic effect on natives. It has resulted in the destruction of families, clans and tribes - much more that inter-marriage could ever do!
linuxguru1968 2 years ago
And plus my dad's facial hair get's really fucking smelly if he doesn't keep it trimmed! Like me and my dad have seriously gotten to the point to where we almost had fist fights just because I always find inordinate amounts of long ass gray hairs on my floor in the bathroom! I mean seriously! Natives actually do get hairy! Not all! I'll give you that! And flat asses? Please! Natives are some of the most obese people on this...well actually everyone might be tied on that one! LOL!
DoctorBudd 2 years ago
Most natives north of Mexico tend to have flat butts. Pueblo and Mexican Indians tend to have really nice butts but, the further north you go, the more flat the typical Indians butt gets. You can play pool on a Cree mans ass; but a Mayan mans ass is like two earthen mounds waiting to be climbed. Ooohhh......
linuxguru1968 2 years ago
That is fucking nasty! But yeah man, I'm still kinda laughing about what you said earlier about my "hormone" problems! Like what the hell is that supposed to mean?
DoctorBudd 2 years ago
I didn't say you had a hormone problem. I just said that if you suddenly got hairy you might be expereinceing a hormone problem.
linuxguru1968 2 years ago
And once again, I think it might be genetics! Me my bro and my dad are just hairy as it is. My mom, sister and every other female in my family just looks normal. They are not like the bearded lady or anything like that. They just look like normal people. I think hormonal imbalances might be a result of genetic influences on the endocrine system of the host of the said, afflicted problem.
DoctorBudd 2 years ago
LOL! I met genetic anomalies! Not influences!
DoctorBudd 2 years ago
On a scale of 1 to 10 with 1 being Billy Wirth and 10 being Robin Williams, how hair are you?
linuxguru1968 2 years ago
Ummm 12 or 13! Try Seth Rogen! And my brother is like a mutated form of me! My dad is like the progenintor of the hairy species of natives like myself and my brother is like on the more extreme of the end of that spectrum. But seriously that bill wirth guy was like...not hairy at all! He looked like a gay satanic religious version of a stoic golden retriever that took a human form. And Robin Wiliams, are you fucking serious? That was just not a good a comparison to hairy people at all!
DoctorBudd 2 years ago
Then you are lucky! You will never have to worry about gay white guys hitting on you! We prefer native with smooth bodies not Sasquatch. Hummm.. I never thought of that a native american gay bear guy is a Sasquatch! Time for bed...blog you tomorrow!
linuxguru1968 2 years ago
LOL! Worry about gay whites hitting on me! Why would that even be a concern of mine? And I didn't quite understand that last remark. You said, "I never a native american gay bear guy is a sasquatch!" Say that outloud to yourself and see if it makes sense, or am I just so dumb to the point that I can't understand what you said? Seriously I could actually be dumb to what you said because I don't understand everyone's modern Hiphop/50cent/jonasbrothers/parishilton's lingo nowadays! LOL!
DoctorBudd 2 years ago 2
Man dude! Don't remove your comments! This is just the fucking internet! It's not like you're going to be judged to the point to where you're cast to hell for all eternity just for saying something that someone might not agree with. I thought you gays actually took a stand for what you people do.
DoctorBudd 2 years ago
I'm correcting my speliing. That requires that I remove and repost; there is no edit function, although I should probably suggest it to the geeks at YT.
linuxguru1968 2 years ago
Man I made some typos too! You don't see me correcting every little piece of pedantic rhetorical statement that I may have presenting incorrectly. I get your points man. Just because you can't spell every word correctly doesn't mean that you can't make sense, I mean there is a limit to it, but you made enough grammatical sense to convey your thoughts. But yeah I don't think I'm experiencing a hormone problem, I actually have a high life-expectancy. All my elder family has lived 80+!
DoctorBudd 2 years ago
Get Google Chrome or Mozilla Foxfire - they both have auto-correction in text fields which is very handy. Doesn't help with stuff after you have posted though. It would be nice if there were and edit or undo function. I'll have to write that up and send it to YT tech support. I wonder why they haven't thought of it already.
linuxguru1968 2 years ago
Pfft! If you can't maintain, you shouldn't be drinking in the first place. I mean I will have about six beers and a couple of shots and everyone else around me will just get so fucking floored! And I'm all like, " Yeah I need a cig, you got one?" And then I usually get a reply of, "Yeah man! You're cool! Here! I like you! You are one cool mother fucker!" And I'll be all like, " Yeah man!" And they will not leave me alone after that, and it does get quite annoying after awhile.
DoctorBudd 2 years ago
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linuxguru1968 2 years ago
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linuxguru1968 2 years ago
I don't see any gap. Most people under 30 are pretty knowledgeable and accepting of gay.s There isn't any difinative evidence of a gay gene; genetics play a part but its environment as well. Like I pointed out, guys in prison for long periods will go gay; doens't seem to gross them out.
linuxguru1968 2 years ago
I think I just left your level of consciousness.
DoctorBudd 2 years ago
im full blooded indian and straight as a motherfucker!, i agree with you but then again my girlfriend is 3/4 indian :O, i should knock up like a full blooded cree :)
dynastyballer13 2 years ago
you sorta should...just to keep our race going lmfao that sounds bad but its true. Im mixed so my parents really didnt help the situation...lmfao
Jelloxox 2 years ago
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SXyV420 2 years ago
1:40 the black guy is enjoying himself so much. lmfao
CyndiNoName 2 years ago
"Didn't I see you at Charlie's Phoenix last Sunday.... oops! Sorry!"
linuxguru1968 2 years ago
funny from one native homo to another..funny ass video
ckaye1100 2 years ago
lol he reminds me of so many of my friends
ciqalaorgasmatron 2 years ago
Wow both lame and sad.
darcideus 2 years ago
this is so wrong and funny
fortchipman1234 2 years ago
this guy is the funniest native i've seen so far!
bitemexp 2 years ago
wow, and how many natives have you seen?
DaReal2k9 2 years ago
well just a few comedians my fav besides Charlie is Andrew "Drew" Lacapa heard of him? he's hella funny^^ and apache like me ^^
bitemexp 2 years ago
i found this funny except the Trail of Tears line, I thought that was in bad taste and it really wasn't even funny
DaReal2k9 2 years ago
hum?...to kind of think of it, i dont think i've ever heard of a comedian who DOESNT use bad tasting jokes?! can u think of one that doesnt use racial, demeaning, judgemental, or even hate jokes? that would b kool to just be funny without the other stuff ^^
bitemexp 2 years ago
I don't find racial jokes offensive, I think they're funny myself, but would you make jokes about slavery or the holoucast and try to make them funny? no that is wrong, would you make jokes about 9/11? no. there is a difference between joking about stereotypes and people dying
DaReal2k9 2 years ago
pretty much everywhere i look lol
vmi3301 2 years ago
It's in fact true that some native americans honored Mother Nature even more than others. I come to think of those tribes with Two-Spirited individuals. To be gay isn't the source of AIDS or STD:s nor is the white man involved but the big reaper is promiscuosy. Unlike the case with animals in the wild like deers, pengquins etc who live in monogamous gay or straight unions. Do not mess your head too much, just observe the course of Mother Nature, clear up your head and become an innocent child.
ShahMashya 2 years ago 2
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lol he's gay?
rambo2724 2 years ago
omg this guys funny
Animkee 2 years ago
good stand up comedy
lol
tinagunner 2 years ago
I'm a gay American Indian =p LMFAO "I worried about dating white man, not because of getting HIV but because of getting small pox" LOL that's so wrong.
Gavin2Becentie 2 years ago
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yeah you have to worry about some kinds of anal cancer LOL
gaylesbhater 2 years ago
You are the sick one, GLH, I pity you for your hate-filled and idiotic point of view. There are beautiful people everywhere and we are on this earth to love and understand each other. Pray on it, I bet God has a different POV than you do.
cailin765 2 years ago 5
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you got it , you are an endangered specie , animal.
gaylesbhater 2 years ago