Joe Biden in Newark, Delaware

[lildwayne21]

Biden is da man

[alexosh1234]

yeah biden~

[chefsanders70]

Dear Red States:If you manage to steal this election too we've decided, we're leaving. We intend to form our own country, and we're taking the other Blue States with us. In case you aren't aware,that includes California,Hawaii, Oregon, Washington,Minnesota,Wisconsin­, Michigan,Illinois,the Northeast. We believe this split will be beneficial to the nation, and especially to the people of the new countries of East and West America. To sum up briefly:You getTexas,Oklahoma and all the slave states.

[chefsanders70]

. We get stem cell research and the best beaches. We get the Statue of Liberty. You get Dollywood. We get Intel and Microsoft. You get WorldCom. We get Harvard. You get Ole' Miss. We get 85% of America's venture capital and entrepreneurs. You get Alabama. Since our aggregate divorce rate is 22% lower than the Christian Coalition's, we get a bunch of happy families. You get a bunch of single moms. Please be aware that East and West America will be pro-choice and anti-war,

[chefsanders70]

and we're going to want all our citizens back from Iraq at once. If you need people to fight, ask your evangelicals. They have kids they're apparently willing to send to their deaths for no purpose, and they don't care if you don't show pictures of their children's caskets coming home. We do wish you success in Iraq , and hope that the WMDs turn up, but we're not willing to spend our resources in Bush's Quagmire

[TiptronicSS]

Literally!