Deb and her Bad Mouth

[AthenaSparrow]

U know theres more! this video needs a sequel!!

[ban07mido]

"Fuck me sideways."

-How's that even possible?!

[CDenic]

1. Shit - check!

2. Piss - check!

3. Fuck - check!

4. Cunt

5. Cocksucker

6. Motherfucker - check!

7. Tits - check!

She's gotta say cunt and cocksucker before she wins the Carlin Award. We'll let fart, turd, and twat slide for now.

[regulatorzone]

The sex would be so dirty cause she would say fucked up shit like "eat my fucking asshole, motherfucker" or "I'm gonna shit in your fucking mouth, asshole" and that can possibly turn someone on or off. I would be turned on.

[Benderrr111]

"Pardon my tits" BAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[harikays1992]

"A baby? A rolly polly fucking shit machine?" Definitely her best line ever :P

[iTiDarkenedK]

Are you trying to fuck her or set her on fire?

[jimmy2k4o]

I'd like to see her utter Scotlands most famous swear reserved for special occastions you say it loud when something suddenly annoys you or you drop something....JESUS SUFFERING FUCK!

[grapefruitdiesel]

The actress is great. The character, however, should have died in season one. She is annoying, idiotic and just brings the show down.

[christopherMTLvideos]

She is obviously a vampire.

[mauroprovatos]

motherfucking trimmed trees

[FantasticVidz]

Girl from white chicks

[lalalaa1232]

0:39 <3

[akkiiscool1]

Oh God debb!!

[zayn2123]

i've never liked a women cussing but fuck she does it so well

[fncrazy101]

Mmmmmmmm

[JeffWithAnF]

13 people are hung like a grape.

[TheInstantClassic1]

3:01-3:16 was my favorite part; Jennifer Carpenter is at her sexiest when she dances :D!!!!

[ReyMysterioLuver]

Shut up

[9577frasier]

no class kill her off the show

[showan412]

The dance in the end was priceless xD

[roundthedecay]

Deb is a pretty cool dame

[SEATTLEBOI253]

I'd fuck her sideways frontways.. every which way till sunday

[SEATTLEBOI253]

She soo fucking sexy with that filthy fucking mouth.

[douggeri38]

Deb Morgan is the coolist CHICK ever.

[GameDoctor21]

if your a troll ,listen to what Deb has to say first 1:55

[spoiledrotten12378]

"Pardon my Tits"

[KaleyPennyBridget]

nobody's pale in miami she must be like a vampire or something LMAO

[GameDoctor21]

mf trim trees! lol

[downhomesunset]

A gross English titty vampire!

[timen1986]

And are you trying to fuck her or set her on fire :P epic

[jemigdepemig11]

I hate her. I can't stand her. Yet i came here to watch this video because I like being annoyed by someone who curses to much. I'm weird.

[timen1986]

@jemigdepemig11

Good luck watching Dexter these coming years

[GameDoctor21]

@jemigdepemig11 fck off

[downhomesunset]

The burning sensation when I pee!

[thegreatestg]

where the fuck is that last scene from?

[akbuff18]

bad acting the cussing is really forced and uses them all wrong

[PrimeTimeJokesta]

0:49-0:52 LOL! You're hung like a grape, hahaha!! That's hilarious! I love Deb, Jennifer Carpenter is such a great actress, and she's very gorgeous too!

[ImNotAfraid4]

she so fucking hot and DEXTER is my favorite show

[tomoni84]

the only thing that sucks about deb morgan is that she's not a lesbian

[BrutalGoregasm]

"Sweet Mary Mother of Fuck" was always one of my personal favorites.

[Berrylaff]

Debra as a character is an immensely flawed human being, naieve, stubborn, hysterical, insecure, inexperienced and whiny. Many people (including me at first) got very annoyed with the character and blamed Carpenter's portrayal for it.

The truth is though that Carpenter plays this character to absolute perfection. I have never seen anything like it before. Debra is supposed to be all those things and Carpenter pulls it off waaaay too realistically for the majority to fathom.

[timen1986]

@Berrylaff

I'm glad i never hated her for one second :) She is awesome

[jimmy2k4o]

@Berrylaff kinda like how so many people hate ricky gervais because they think he's really like david brent, hes so good at playing brent and brents an asshole so they think ricky is an asshole

[Biddybalboa]

I got tired of here immature mouth 4 season's ago

I don't know how they expect me to take her seriously

and she should stop sleeping with everything that walks too

[MrHEC381991]

best

female cop

EVER!

[manveerlochab]

fucking awesome

[tyl7r]

i really hate this deb bitch so hard that i want to slice his face into pieces.. bad mouth ,ugly face, tall skinny scumbag body i totally want to murder her damn i really find her disgusting aren't i?

[tyl7r]

i really hate this deb bitch so hard that i want to slice his face into pieces

[blakeandcamp]

Worst character in the show. I hope she gets killed off.

[Silveryback]

So this is Deb, his sister? How are they both working for the police department?

[fcthecool]

"sweet mary mother of fuck thats good" "i think you kay have broken a commandment somewhere in there"

[hollywoodshopaholic]

jennifer carpenter is one of the few people who can swear so much and act so tough but still be so damn adorable!

[nitroboost8765]

XD 'Pardon my tits'!!

[link5767]

Are you trying to f**k her or set her on fire?

[Cebaszojic]

sweet mary mother of fuck thats good!

[SpeakToTheGame]

So what's the song in the end? I know I knew it once..but forgot the name.

[aglayanizenko]

@SpeakToTheGame slow ride by foghat. :)

[ilj007]

''Fuck me sideways! Listen to this...'' LMAO! xD

[hayseedpunkash]

I love when she tells Lila off and threatens to get her deported. One of my favorite scenes. I wanted to stand up and cheer and say, "You go girl!"

[hayseedpunkash]

I love when she was describing Lila at the end of the season and she called her "pale as a fucking corpse."

[chibangin007]

i love her

[hikaryhime]

'Are you trying to fuck her or set her on fire?" Ha ^^ ...Too bad Dex didnt set her on fire for real e_e

[FantasmaLuna]

Emily Rose, ladies and gents!

[LifeLongRacer]

Pardon my tits.

[MCRkrazy1000]

My personal favorite is when she calls people 'Fuck puddles.'

[Boom55667]

Take it easaaaay!!

[Solidus1086]

My favorite Deb quote is "Shit a brick and fuck me with it" ^^

[RedSoxFan132100]

I cant stand her retarded mouth when she talks. she talks like little nicky. lol

[2911NadiaS]

mmaaannnn somebody needs a hug. id offer but i dunno what id catch! you gotta love deb

[bluedragonfly1290]

"When I get pissed I say things I don't mean all the time I hate you, I faked it... " lmfao

[brottarnacke]

Sergeant Batista kinda sounds like Barry Kripke from The Big Bang Theory.

[TEJASN324]

this fucking video is fucking awesome jack ass !!!!

[44Magnum6]

.."fuck me twice on Sundays"...

[GreatestCaws]

1:40 she sure knows how to express her feelings........ FUCKEN BITCHPUT THOSE DAMN KEYS AWAY BEFORE I SHOVE THEM UP YOUR ASS

[sunslinger35712]

Fuuuuuuuuuuck!!! Deb rocks!! lolol. So does that Swearin' Scotswoman!! ;P

[tomuksxxl]

dexter with a sad face : "wanna hug" ? deb: "fuck off" cracked me up

[waytoobored222]

She's one of the few girls on TV that can curse and not sound like an idiot

[arrabella113]

What is 1:44 from?

[NeshovskiJane]

Deb it's the Best! xD

[foxyswedee]

FUCKEN FAMILY REUNION haha

[YouAreHereification]

She is the most annoying character on Dexter. Hope she gets killed off.

[SweetZombiJesus]

@YouAreHereification She is the funniest character, too.

[qornphlake]

@YouAreHereification I agree.. i can't stand bitches like that

[EviLDoG1337]

my fav part is when deb knocks over lundys briefcase shes like what fucking asshole left this here and lundys says thats special agent fucking asshole. LOLOLOLOLOL

[Nata6Love6Alexi5]

What is the name of the song at the end?

[cruchot555]

@Nata6Love6Alexi5: Slow Ride - Foghat (...watch?v=GcCNcgoyG_0)

[floorah05]

"Oh, sweet mary mother of fuckk that's gooooddd"

That's my favourite!!!!! freaking brilliant

[sandocean17]

the ending was the best

[Edwachable]

With Deb,you can make millions of such videos.

[CountessKitty18]

Damn, I love swearing

[balajirajan007]

0:54 "And are you trying to fuck her or set her on fire?"

[JayCutlerOWNSy0utube]

2 of my fav parts is when she asked if shes gonna fuck her or set her on fire ROFL .. and when Masuka went off and said Fuck like 3 times in a 5 second span lol .. shit had me dying.

[33hegemon]

I was disappointed that this video wasn't about her literally badly shaped mouth.

[agsiar]

"fuck me sideways" is one of my favorites

[mrkendrick7]

shes like frickin bob saget

[LiloPelakai]

Jennifer is attractive and talented but Debra is so trashy. Cussing isn't cute, sexy, or attractive in any way.

[soulchildsacomin]

@LiloPelakai

Jennifer Carpenter is still a hottie. Debra is a hottie the way she uses that mouth. I normally don't go for women who have sailor mouths, but it fits her character and it defintely does'nt hurt that shes hot 2,. Someone like Rita (who is also cute) does'nt sound nice cussing, but Debra does.

[bachismybiddy]

aww i miss rita...

[soulchildsacomin]

@bachismybiddy

Me too but she was a super pest calling Dexter in the middle of a murder ritual or on his way to dispose of a dead body. She definitley did'nt deserve to be killed though.

[UponWishingStars]

"I went through every fucking photo of every fucking crime scene, and guess what I found!"

"Trimmed trees."

"No! I didn't find shit!"

[rjuto]

0:54 and are you trying to fuck her or set her on fire? ROFL

miss "pardon my tits" xD!!!

[91Nassr]

اصلللللللللي ياوليد السهويهري منت هين

[Z43L33]

lol I FUCKING love her FUCKING expressions :D :D

[El8MAGNATE]

Cable TV, what a depravation!

I fucking hate bleeps.

[xJSNIPES13x]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA "Pardon my tits" AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[hoochay4]

if you made a new one where can i find it?

[KayakoRox]

Put those away or I will SHOVE THEM UP YOUR ASS! XD

[adrianlindsaylohan]

she's my favorite character of the show, not because she swears a lot that it's funny, but because she's so tough, and achieves her goals, she's been through a lot now that I think of it. A very dimensional character, played by an excellent actress

[ipimees]

my fav line was in s5 when she said ''shit a brick and fuck me with it!''

I lol'd so hard

[janomilka]

Who is this guy at 2:22?!

[coryboy345]

@janomilka An informant of her she was banging. 

[hayseedpunkash]

@janomilka Anton Briggs, Quinn's confidential informant and Deb's ex boyfriend (season 3).

[TOOVOOT]

i like when masuka says fuck me up the goat ass

[jonhaldo]

Jennifer Carpenter aka Deb, is the worst actor i've ever seen, i "fucking" hate her.

[runly1]

"A gross, English, titty vampire."

[Stephy4eva1001]

"fuckin, family reunion!" :) thats my response too!

"i mean are you trying to fuck her or set her on fire"

she is hillarious, i like her foul mouth its funny!

xx

[ronaldcorreatv]

She's...me.

[Cookiesmustang]

Get Deb credit for one thing, she knows how to express her feelings

[imreallyjin]

dayum... so hot

her swearing makes her so unique and sexy in a dirty way! :D

[chibangin007]

F.B.I. ... fucking bunch of idiots... lol that was my favorite from her.

[TheEvilJellyfish666]

When was she dancing on the coach??? xD

Holy Mary of mother FUCK is that... BRIAN!?? :O

[lillizzierae]

@TheEvilJellyfish666 I forgot the episode. But it was when Dexter had to clean out someone's house and Deb came along. I'm pretty sure it was the first season?

[soonermagic24]

@lillizzierae wasnt it the season of the icetruck killer? cause i thought dexters brother, and debs boyfriend was there too

[lillizzierae]

@soonermagic24 Are you talking about when she was dancing on the couch?

[soonermagic24]

@lillizzierae yeah.. if im thinking of the same thing as you.

[xoEleanorxRigbyxo]

@soonermagic24 it was season 1. Dexter had to clean out his bio dad's house. And brian, the ice truck killer, was both Dexter's real brother and Deb's boyfriend.

[jonw82]

@TheEvilJellyfish666 Dexter's birth fathers house, they are cleaning it out cause he died.. Dexter had inherited the house and Deb and the Ice Truck killer were tagging along to make a weekend out of it.

[holyhellbombsfromshi]

lol I almost forgot about the moment when she was dancing on the couch, hilarious stuff. Deb is easily my second fav character, aside from Dexter of course!

[Sudgy]

Guys have a look at my version on this on my channel, it has stylish swearing! : D

[k0d14k1]

What about the: "On the ground! Down on the ground motherfucker!"

[screenjunky]

i cant believe she fell in love with a walking corpse

[beckwithpj]

wat a rebel

[bdavisdabezt5]

Motherfuckin trimmed trees!""

[tuffwang]

Lolol. I love her.

[crlsfrrr02]

you should post what she says this season like ... "fuck me in both ears" or "fuck me twice on Sundays" etc.

[lillizzierae]

@crlsfrrr02 Haha. I've already thought about making a new one! :D

[ananafrutal]

@crlsfrrr02 or "shit a brick and fuck me with it" LOL, I love her!

[karamiaxel]

@crlsfrrr02 thank you!



[thenumberofthebeast6]

you should do one with all the seasons. 2 of my fav are 1. when dex tells deb hes having a baby. hen se say are you fucking kidding me then dex say no i'm not . the deb say " a rolly polly mother fucking shit machine. then dex say i neve heard it descibed like that but yeah. 2. after dex tells deb harry was sleeping with a ci she tells dex to blow here en angel say his sister never tells him that

[lillizzierae]

@thenumberofthebeast6. I definitely plan on making another one. Maybe in a couple weeks! And I'll keep your fave's in mind! :D

[mwps99]

@lillizzierae Hey are you going to make another one with the other seasons??

[typingcomments]

holy fuck, and you ended it with the dance scene- my favorite!

[xxxabcde09876xxx]

I fucking love Debra!

[mundanelifeof]

what season/episode was the one with dexter surrounded by candles?

[violetbegum]

@mundanelifeof i dunno which episode but its season 2.

[videogameaddictable]

Lmfao

[TheDantan194]

thank you for making this

pardon my tits

[logandh2]

you want hug? fuck off...

[ScarletTheDragonfly]

I would have never learned such a variety of foreign curses if it wasn't for Dexter's lovely sister. Thx a lot Deb! xD (I'm german btw.^^)

[misuiki6324]

"pardon my tits" (.)(.) <---

[misuiki6324]

"pardon my tits"

[MalcolmRandall]

Of all the men she's fucked on the show, the one guy she's NOT fucking on the show, she fucking in real life.

[alexandreusa97]

@MalcolmRandall That's true! LOL

[chibangin007]

she's sooo hot. skinny, but so awesome and sexy. she married her step brother character dexter, lol.

[vincentkieberl]

And are you trying to fuck her or set her on fire?! XD

[YukonBloamie]

sweet mary mother of fuck that's GOOD!

[nobolettu]

deb is FUCKING awesome!

[northbynw08]

God how I LOVED when she owned that stupid bitch Lila.

[LimemimeSims]

Queen of Profanity - Debra Morgan

King of Profanity - Al Swearengen

[KayakoRox]

hahaha she is the queen of cussing! XD J. Carpenter = awesome!!!

[TonyOnlyandFriends]

i feel so bad for all of these actors. they just look like complete crap compared to michael c hall. its funny watching them trying to act when hes in a scene with them

[onlynormalperson]

the 26-28 part is so epic

[GlossyShoes]

Deb remimds me of a tough Irish girl from NYC, Love her

[ClaireBluvNikki]

LMFAO I love her me an her should meet up when shes in character i fucking curse all the time i love when she finds out Rita is pregnant and she says

" rolly pully chubby shit machine" xD thats what she called the baby

[fadingcadence]

You cut off the Deb's Lila rant!

Deb: She is obviously a vampire. A gross, English, titty vampire.

Dexter: You just described the perfect woman.

[andynaik]

It's like a rabbit saying Fuck you!

[DexterM187]

Metric fuck ton and fuck her or set her on fire stick out to me ahhahaha

[Kmatthew08]

I bet she talks like that in bed...  damn shes sexy

[LiloPelakai]

@Kmatthew08 Too bad her language is so ugly.

[Kmatthew08]

@LiloPelakai no it's not. I'm not saying that I like when girls cuss.. but it fits her for some reason. Yo Deb.. call me!