Jory Caron Opens Mail & Shit... - DeMail the Train...

[tomhansonlover]

again where do you get all the samples?? im a college student and free is great!

[escherthecat]

Me: He looks familiar..

Oh wait.

IS IT A GOOD IDEA TO MICROWAVE THIS?

Amiright?

[AlwaysWishing1983]

I find it way too funny you got Liquid Ass AND Febreze.......LMAO

[r0b1n8er756]

Lol to what you do when u sneeze. Jk I do that too

[JWillsNH]

Stew Leanords is the best fucking grocery store ever. We have one right by us (P.S.) The one near Yonkers, NY is better

[Akzeriuth2]

Jory should open a candy store. It shall be named. Diabetes R' U

[amvmasterofdark]

holy shit your read my letter!!!. this is Steven sheible. i like to curse by the way.

[gabuks1]

im pretty sure i hear gun shots in the background D:

[cvxcvgg]

12:10 Holy crap! Same thing happened to my family after the hurricane! *_*

[TheAskme34]

the wolf postcards shouldve gone to kassem

[taylorc0713]

wow your dentist must be a billionare

[WhatItDoScotty]

Those headphones are pretty decent.

[anlocati]

liquid ass the best smell for your day! :D oh and nice sneeze.

[GTSampsn]

Hahaha u said pee pee

[shugochara0fortune]

The cartoon Jory is cute. Thumbs up who agree with me. Jory how did you do the cartoon you in anime style.

[Kingofcorrect]

@shugochara0fortune

someone drew it and sent it in

[shugochara0fortune]

The cartoon Jory is cute. Thumbs up who agree with me.

[beiberhater4377]

you should play minecraft

[TheSoopee]

ad lol

[yoyo5261]

whats the name of the show those people are making with shooting things with bows arows and othe stuff cuz ill go check it out.

[3089858]

or or or it was crack lol

[crescentrolls90]

This is how I start my mornings off... With a big cup of Jory Caron opening mail... And shit.

[TheBuffaloChicken]

Ed the Hyena! Total Lion King reference!

[pantscheese]

LMFAO Liquid Ass.

[NovaScotian1992]

lol wow, people say a lot of dumb shit

[NovaScotian1992]

People say a lot of dumb shit. lol

[NovaScotian1992]

People say a lot of dumb shit. lol

[TheJC42]

Around 13:04

[TheJC42]

Am I the only person who heard gunshots in the background?

[papasmerf767]

"It's not goin my way right now, is it?" that's what she said, Aaaannndd ladiesss?

[papasmerf767]

"It's not goin my way right now, is it?" that's what she said, Aaaannndd ladiesss?

[darkredshdow]

Lol "well there tops come off"

[malinko35]

liquid ass

[pokefan2009]

JORY! You should make a video, FULL of ads, but warn your viewers, to listen to something else, or just turn off the computer or something, lol INCOOOOOOME

[ninjabob2456]

There must be someone remixing Jory's dubstep right now. Sooo looking forward to seeing it *hint* (please)

[gm556]

wtff ads in the video?!?! is this hulu!?!?!?!

[SirRandomMonkey]

@gm556 dude, he gets money from those pieces of shit

[gm556]

@SirRandomMonkey dude, he got money before when there were no ads in his mail videos

[gm556]

wtfffffffffffff ads in the video?!?!?!?!!?! is this hulu!?!?!?!

[gm556]

wtfffffffffffff ads in the video?!?!?!?!!?!

[JSyncHackz]

JORY.... 1 spray of liquid ass is meant for an entire room... not your nose alone

[4everblacknite]

8:42 lolololol

[WolfMoon173]

SCOTLAND IS AWSOME!!!

, you should go  at some point:P

[WoWAlferow]

jory @at your age your eyes should be the second thing to go (the first thing is your virginity).

[mirorih2]

If Jory replies, I will crap my pants.

[stacyviacomsuckss]

whats with all the ads?

[stacyviacomsuckss]

@stacyviacomsuckss aww u didn't get my letter stacy m.

[K2ACP]

Wahwahweewah! Jon and Becca are getting married! Holy crap! That only leaves you, Jory. Jon and Riley's lives are essentially over, you're the only fish left in the bucket. Use bombs wisely.

[90909009]

jesus i was going to move to new york in 2 years..those sirens tell me "fuck that! i like the quiet"

[JgeveryThingme]

why is ''Is it good idea to microwave this?' ending why does no body tell me

[randomshitproductios]

@JgeveryThingme its ending because they wanted to end it befor it died

[paintedd]

The first thing to go is your PPS. ;)

[MrScallywag331]

Hey Jory, you sound kinda like Jim Carrey

[ConkerPucci13]

you really don't know what the first thing to go is when you get old?

[octagoncow]

I feel like Jory was almost turning philosophical at the end... Almost...

[alovelyanon]

I believe 'Is It A Good Idea To Microwave Unbagged Popcorn?' is where the Johns Gay Bar song came from.

[KruegerLot]

I don't care if I am sick to the bone and on fire, I'll watch this until I puke on the monitor,

this sickness will not stop the lights of being a Jory Caron fan!

[Preussus]

Jory you should have your own talk show i dont know why but it would seem like a good show

[maskdguy]

WOW! LONGEST VIDEO I EVER SEEN!

[BarenakedLadiesLive]

I'll give you a hint on the first thing to go: viagra.

[theoddfishy19]

WTF is this shit i have to watch during the video now

[KirbyCrossing]

lols

[Jerry101]

are you kidding me jory 7 advertisements?? lol

[jeremyshaw]

HAAAAAAAAAA BISKYYYYYYYYYYYY!! Friggin awesome/hilarious episode of JCOM&S! Weird bacon fetishes going on with this ep but I do love to eat it, too! So cool that you got something from Zac and Christy AND Jon and Rebecca! OMFG! October 23rd is my birthday, too! I mean the actual day, too! SWEET! "Liked" and favourited!

P.S.: Maybe the "Bare Fishing" person is a transgendered or a shemale? I don't know. Who really cares enough to do anything about it? I love how you got Dub Step in your head.

[firebad0]

@ 2:15 jory says "plow my fields at john's gay bar" and then there is a whoop in the background. anyone else find that funny?

[Jtother777]

what did happen to You Choose I lose?

[jugganinja0]

just put the melted chock in the freezer and your good to go, it may be deformed but it will be solid .

[minecraftwithmagma]

lol these videos are very usefull for occupying yourself when you are waiting for a video to upload. :D i was on 12 % and after this i was on 46% slow but ill watch another open mail and shit.

p.s HAaAaAaABbBISHY!

[Jpizzle1144]

is he drinking le fleuve

[videogamer55]

at 27:00 he reminds me of ace ventura! =D

[fatbradlehs]

ur soo pretty!! i wanna see dat d 1ck<!! :) ;)

[ateaparrot]

Thumbs up if you live near danbury or Stew Lenards@@@

[iluvcatz234]

you should fill up the regular balloons with water and then do an episode of gtfo my roof

[MFCFMCF]

That would have been awesome if one of the buildings behind him was on fire

[ingkiller]

water hydrate jeej :D

[Shadeslayer152010]

4 people wanted to be the naked midget named ted

[TheDord]

Jory is Willy Wonka.

[eman122789]

sorry about the chocolate bar

nice trail off with the HA BISKY

[eman122789]

sorry about the chocolate bar



[1994AustinSmith]

02:16 I think that's referencing "Experiment #248: Eight Bags Of Popcorn Season 9 Ep. 7 2:55"

[TECHN0QUEENiE]

You are getting the most useful recipe you'll ever get-with supplies-, and some sweet fucking dubstep. Be ready.

[ladyshimlyfase]

Start the microwave show

[videogamer55]

@ladyshimlyfase they ended it. too many seasons.

[ElGatoEsNumeroUno]

Is it Le Flueve? I've heard that's the best water in the world!

[misskirby101]

i did not see my letter!

[TheDeadlyswordsman]

RED STAG JIM BEAM IS THE SHIT

[jpross123]

Did you ever get to make that tempurpedic mattress??

[theholyviper]

earl grey with milk is the ultimate beverage

[TheImpromptuChef]

Jory I gargled your fingers and balls at once.

[QuantumFilms1]

did anyone else hear like a car crash or a gun at 30:50 ?

[MrPedro8192]

@QuantumFilms1 It's probably some wood box, like those to carry fruit, I dunno.

Looks like you're playing too much GTA and CoD?

[tacohfgji]

If Jory replys to this comment everyone will post "if Jory responds to this I will....." like in one of his old videos.

[Fiercepirate]

Collab with EpicMealTime forthcoming eventually?

[CrazyCrakaaaaa]

Why the hell are you on a roof?

[AndiGSTSP]

Were you speaking in "sim" at 38:00?

[TeamPowerPole4]

its over 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[royboy502]

i thought you were always supposed to cut your body?

[Man2Break]

Why aren't you drinking Le Fleuve?????

[nidge5]

IM OLD GREG! 

[Jory]

@nidge5 I've got a mangina!

[voxadvt30]

@Jory You know Boosh?



[nidge5]

@Jory day like baillllleys?



[dragzee25]

@Jory i knew it hahaha mangina man

[flyingtardis]

lol you were right about the 15 mins thing

[bungholjio]

i sent that kashi bar :D (i think)

[dieterus99]

bless you

[COREYEBRIGHT]

jori gilliam is the new peopl's champion

[TheSimo7469]

23. of oktober, 2 days before my birhtday :b

[QueenB4Life]

love when you trail off when you don't know how to pronounce a last name

[ThaSinfulbojangler]

Liquid ass. never laughed so hard.

[Quentin88pkt]

the fence on the roof with razor wire, what kind of neighbourhoud is that ?

[Jory]

@Quentin88pkt harlem I think...

[FangedDragon01]

I love the way you say candy, I don't know why.

[Jory]

@FangedDragon01 me either hahahaha

[EpicFknBrutality]

I want free ear buds!

[creedrulz6000]

7 videos ads is just fucked over

[TheDevildeath666]

we have those ass parfume in sweden

[gdogga13]

you got candy, now all you need is a van

[Jory]

@gdogga13 kids? errr... I mean... ladies?

[15Larsy]

Habisky means hot bisquit.

[kwagner4191]

Maybe I should wait until the winter months before I send you chocolate from here in Belgium XD

[bulafritz]

The sirens and horns honking really give this video that New York atmosphere

[malcolmcox]

I love how Jory gets all this free stuff, then films it and makes money off of us viewing it. Best job EVER.

[bogdn47]

where did you got your bracer?

[Hkmedic]

What happened to the orange jacket?

[jamgrieve]

Jon is getting married?

[Bunomous]

i like how you often reference old gregg

[CatotheCensor1]

Jory, all the bacon products are sold by Archie McPhee & Co., a purveyor of all things weird. Enter the name into Google, it should give you their website. Nice job on the video. Oh, and this is NOT spam! I really don't care whether you folks go there or not!

[MarkusNemesis]

Liquid Ass: Is it a good idea to microwave this?

[websiteusername]

FEEEE ESSS TAHHH

[Kileafivetwo]

lmao i was saying how you pronouse it corectly. it's like we were acutaly aruging. o_O it's manga,

[amvmasterofdark]

@Kileafivetwo lol i did the same, wile simultaneous freaking out that he was reading my letter

[Sabellis172]

multiple commercials = fuck

[CraigSpannier]

is that Le Fleuve?

[glowingstar23]

jory hey from newfoundland canada!

[darkknightstudios88]

Jory, if I made you a neon sign that said "HA BISKY!" would you hang it in your Great Uncle's house*?

(Note: I probably won't, but you never know.)

[Jory]

@darkknightstudios88 absolutely... that'd be so HA BISKY!!!

[TheJuggaler]

Jory Opens Mail & Shit just may save the USPS

[UAReviews]

I kinda want smell Liquid Ass and after Jory tried it, I kinda don't

[DukeDarkshadow]

19:00

Did the cops just shoot someone? Was someone shooting at the cops?

[BatterySphere]

BatterySphere is my youtube username(as you can see). And I am not Sarah Edwards.

[Jory]

@BatterySphere you sure? hahahaha

[Ab5597]

@Jory on the night of 9/10/11 my friend got his leg severed by a train. It had to be amputated below the knee. This mail video made him smile! Thank you! HA BISKY!

[XskillyXdillyXdonutX]

@Ab5597 your...kidding right? please tell me your kidding?, first off id like to say if your serious... tell your friend hes in my prayers, and secondly please explain how he got his leg caught in a train

[Ab5597]

@XskillyXdillyXdonutX I'll try and send you a link to the story from my local news to prove it. Thanks for your prayers. By the way, he's better now and soon getting a new leg. (prosthetic of course)

[Jory]

@Ab5597 because of the title? well I guess i'm glad i could make him smile a little... hope he's doing alright...

[Ab5597]

@Jory He's doing great! Also, he was happy you commented and replied to the title bit with "Yeah, irony's a bitch!" Thanks again! HA BISKY!

[d0pesick]

Liquid Ass is a great invention.

[Jory]

@d0pesick no... no it's not... there is plenty of ass smells without the need for that...

[d0pesick]

@Jory Buy a bottle of it, or ask someone to send you a bottle, and torture your friends with it. That's the beauty of Liquid Ass!

[233TheNinja]

JORY YOur not gay you awesome

[Jory]

@233TheNinja hahahaha thanks...

[alexQuantizes]

@233TheNinja - are you implying that the two are mutually exclusive? Because as a person who is both gay and awesome, I'm offended.

[233TheNinja]

@alexQuantizes no 

[kramarichkids123]

Your virginity - first thing that goes. (; hence the naked laddayys.

[Bunomous]

ok it was in a house then a field now on a roof, next time it be in space

[emomotorgeek]

@Bunomous SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAACE!

[Jory]

@Bunomous YES!!!

[WeaselWJ]

@Bunomous Rather on a plane, then in space.

[ShinigamiSama1337]

aww man my lil bro glued roasted nuts to my ha bisky sign :(

[Jory]

@ShinigamiSama1337 punch him in the testes...

[SteamingBurito]

Liquid ASS?! the prank possibilities are as endless as my HA BISKIES!

[TheSonicStyle]

The first ad was placed so beautifully

[BluesRockGuitarist]

"im gona use it to buy porn"

"thats not true..."

[mrJoshy666]

27:16: Jory becomes Jim Carey.

[Zypi10702]

my dog just licked the laptop screen... right where your face was O___O

[woon1957]

What is your theory on why people would watch a random guy opening mail on the internet?

[danraich]

Jory, quick question. With runts people seem to either love or hate the bananna runts. Are you one of the poeple who love them or hate then? Thanks.