TOOLTIME ASKS FATHER GREG!!!

[ChinnuWoW]

Make more father greg videos!

[Cootabux]

Pastor Greg, you are still as sick as ever, and that's why this is one of my all time favorites.

Pssst. Put in a good word for me with, "you know who," will ya?

[Darthmas2242]

Uhm...Satire xD

[66gt40lm]

"...she is a smoking hot babe who gets me gripping my pathetic religious appendage and giving it a good hard thrashing!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Hawt.

[Ceonsamea]

@Xerotaerg no one can provide proof and evidence that religion is accurate and correct...

Just because we don't know the answer to something doesn't automatically make the first myth conceived correct.

Besides, in the case of religion, as well as having no evidence to suggest that it's true, there are contradictory and nonsense ideas which suggest it to be completely false, since a 'perfect' god wouldn't make such foolish mistakes.

[shadesters]

rofl, may he bless you like he blesses the starving children in Africa! Good one!

[ChristianToker]

wait, so the "priest" is an actor? lol

[Jonstern1983]

Hi... wait for it... larious! You are insanely funny.

[pumpstations]

roflshidmtawmp---------------

Rolling On The Floor Laughing So Hard I Dropped My Taco And Wet My Pants.

[AllOtherNamesTaken2]

So you aren't really having an argument with tooltime? This is a joke?

[HolyAdonis]

now this is the real father greg

[TheHomelessCripple]

I don't know if you're really serious or being very satirical.

[TheHomelessCripple]

I don't know if you're really serious or being very satirical.

[explosivoification]

@TheHomelessCripple it's satire

[TheHomelessCripple]

@explosivoification he puts on a good and believable show.

[kenonifty]

Why don't you go fuck a kangaroo! hahahahahhaha

[JosephW99]

FUCKING BRILLIANT

[Darkfirebrand]

Oh the truth, so much better when it's yelled at you.

[ialsoagree]

Holy shit, this guy is awesome.

[bacach43]

Absolutely bloody hillarious. Brilliant.

[Meganontheist]

lmao at 0:21

[kenonifty]

I am in love with that cherub. Heaps funny video.

[bombonel1000]

hahahhahahhahaha hahahhahahha  bhahbhahahahhaha 10 stars haahahah

[Silkspine]

LOL pastor Greg is the MAN!

[69malsurfer]

1g1j you forgot sodomised.

[calvincindric]

I have never laughed so hard!!!!

[ArtificialCleverenAI]

50 Deans you.

[ichigo14hell]

thank god im a wiccan and my fiancee is satanic oh and by the way the bible is full of shit.

[culvre]

"All day, every day we are under the PUMP, to FUCKIN' PRODUCE! to produce the FUCKIN' GOODS, so we go to fuckin' HEAVEN! because if we don't fuckin' produce the goods and go to fuckin' heaven we're FUCKED!"

oh my piss-christ, i nearly lost my mind. that was fucking hilarious.

[ThoughtPatterns]

"which you would have fucking aborted if it were up to you!" LOL. Classic.

[quisqueyatv]

LOL at 2:28 !

[complex90]

lmao sooo funny

[exacerbatedtaboo]

If you haven't seen it yet. Watch the one by him called "Ill kick your teeth in" That's my favorite

[TheDutchways]

Gheghe that accent! YOUW

[gothicfog]

i love how you say fack.

fack.

[poniesinashed]

I hope tooltime gets smote on both cheeks!

[0pnMnded]

Is Father Greg really a Christian? I can't really tell.

[NathanWubs]

look in the side bar and you should know

[0pnMnded]

Yeah, I know! lol, A lot of christians act this way for real! XD

[grassburner]

I cant eat sandwiches on plain white bread anymore! All I think about is the wet-farty-shit fillings you graced us with in previous videos.

P.S. I checked out cherub and her site. All I can say is YUMMY! Thank you for that Sir-Athiest!

Are you back in OZ? Probably. But we need updates on your visit!

[raptoresque]

2:28 his voice just goes off the charts funny

[DisforDubby]

dude i hated you at first but as I watched this i freaking lost it hahahaha

[DiverforPort]

How could anyone hate Father Greg?

[CuriousGeorgeize]

My personal Hesus!

[goridd]

fucking great dude

[abbasmith123]

He's not religious. He is making fun of religion.

[TheRapResurrection]

''And then they strung him up by his neck, And HUNG HIM!! HA-HA-HA''

[TheAnandaXX]

Hahahahaha you are off the wall ! Just a thought is your home double brick or do ya live on acres ? You're neighbour's would hear everything. Get 'em some ear plugs : )

[freef49]

hahaha nice

[Philipisgr8]

Best one so far, by far!

[PuppiesAndPussies]

ba ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

[ChurchOfNonBelievers]

ha ha ha oh my, this was just wonderful 5*

[kensington25]

I love you Pastor. This video is ace and one of the funniest on Youtube. I am pissing myself laughing. Bring on the incontinence.

[1GOD1JESUS]

l love you too, but only in a gay anal kind of way

[kensington25]

And that is the way I love to be loved best :)

[glassessn]

lol 1god1jesus you crack me up.

[glassessn]

you should make a video showing your top ten favorite movies.

[Letsmakeasamich]

I have never laughed so hard at a youtube video, seriously I am in tears.

"Talking to him about uh....er....MOSES!"

[1GOD1JESUS]

thank you good fellow

[Letsmakeasamich]

I couldn't lol enough when I heard you say "I would be beatin' the shit out of by my sunday school teacher" that was excellent.

[gtaivpcvids]

Hey 1G1J, you'll never guess which advert pops up under your video!

IMG: yfrog (dot) com (slash) 7g1g1jj

[DiverforPort]

What religion are they in Bali anyway? Buddhist?

[slipcurve]

Father Greg has such wisdom.

[jacklibbb]

kinda looks like ted haggerd

[TheFatAussieBarstard]

hahahha...well done mate....its allways good to have the gratuitous bikini shot in yer vids..lol....u comin over on boxing day...we,ll swap bible stories..lol...

[1GOD1JESUS]

ill be in Bali boxing day trying to convert those filth rag heads to a real faith

[darkmarkrammstein]

hahahahaha nice 1 you vegimite messiah

[Fr0st1989]

This guy is awesome xD

[sylence7]

side splitting!! XD

[togjuice]

Friends in Christ Jesus, I pray that you give this video a 5 star rating. I do this in the mighty name of JEEEEZUZ

[Letsmakeasamich]

God will surely answer your humble request.

[KelliSings]

you rock x]

[lilgrlkissesnhugs]

This is fcking hilarious, but no suprise, ALL your videos are AWESOME!! Hahaah "fackin" O man you make my stomache hurt from laughter. Your crazy, in the most awesome way. LOL

[BELTED007]

lmfao as usual

[TheDutchways]

total retard in the good way!

[rubixxcube]

this guy is AMAZING!!1!

[yexey]

Father Greg! I had a vision! And Angel descended from heaven and sold me a tshirt featuring you on the front. I hope this is a prophecy

[Letsmakeasamich]

Hopefully the good lord will grant your humble request, pray ye and repent!

[Childx0fxBodom]

oh fuck. wow. crying with laughter. i fucking love this guy ;)

[bigrod29]

I'm starting to like this guy

[reasonnotgod]

ace

[Jimb0can]

Keep preaching the word Father Greg show those fuckers who's boss!!

[nevinyrralsdisk]

3:15 was hysterical. You have a real acting... err I mean preaching talent!

[dangerfeel]

father greg is the leader of the aussie chapter of westboro baptist church. hail satan.

[TheNewProphetisHere]

at the end, YOU'RE FUCKED !!!!! lol

[dreamy2]

LMFAO!

[painterQjensen]

<3 you aussie sinner!

now burn in fking hell!

[eraser101YT]

lol 5*

[DiverforPort]

Now "Aussie fuck twat" is not a sentance anyone is likely to hear often. Sadly the angry rants from Father Greg is quite accurate to how a lot of fundie Christians are.

[SydnaySpencer]

best intro ever

[sherbetgirl]

hahahaha

I love the way you say " Lord Jesus Christ"

[exacerbatedtaboo]

You're fucking awesome.

[PluralOfEverything]

Thank you for inspiring Father Greg and Tooltime to make this video...

Lord Vishnu.

[Maxell720]

HAHAHHAHAHAHA

[84Mega]

More true than you know Father Greg, I'm being shunned because I'm an atheist, but this video made my day! Cheers!

[LogicalSanity]

Love it!

[draagon66]

I have a request.

One of the very best things that religion gives us is GREGorian chanting.

Please make a vid of your undoubted talents at same.

It would make such a difference to my miserable life.

Thank you in anticipation.

[RawEureka]

Thank God!!!! Thought I was in trouble before, but now I know I'm fucked, my prays have been answered. Might roll over and sleep now.

[godinventedmusic]

lol!! oh man lol...well dont believe you anymore lol jk!

[43alley]

I like the part where you yell.

[RZU427]

Ahhhhhhhh! Fucking hilarious!!! Dude Father Greg is the shit.

[rednecktrucker1969]

that was one of the best ones yet.

[ConscientiousAtheist]

To many people think he's serious.

[NathanWubs]

I Am fuck. *snif snif* Because I do not believe in Jesus. *snif snif*

[DarkMatter2525]

And once again Father Pastor Greg PROVES that Jesus believing Fundamentalist Creatamentalists have SUPERIOR debating skills that those Godless heathen Darwinianilist Atheist scumbags. How could EVERYTHING come from a banana that exploded 50 trillion months ago? That's what they actually believe! Dumbass atheists.

[discordian420]

247 ratings for 304 views?

[TrueBlueAustralian]

Father greg got PWNED

[NonStampCollector]

Praise Jesus!

[slayer0027]

haha you fool. mixture of a homo,god believing and retarded cult leader

[MrSinAfterSin]

666.5

[ididabarrelroll]

PREACH ON FATHER GREG!!

[Shadowbendor]

EPIC

1

[TheQueenofSnow]

Haha thats pretty amazing.

[raptoresque]

well that was an interesting and intelligent debate. but tooltime ruined his credibility by losing his temper and spewing vulgarity at an innocent priest

[Cyrathil]

I love the end. "Jesus only exists if you believe, so you better believe, or else..."

I'd prefer to not believe, that way Jesus can't do anything bad to me. I mean, the rules he would apparently put down if he did exist are impossible...

[bdf2718]

Dear Pastor Father Greg,

Jesus's words on the cross (in one gospel, anyway) were "My God, my God, why hast thou forsaken me?"

But, since Jesus is God, doesn't that mean he said "My Me, my Me, why have I forsaken myself?"

I'm confused. Please help me.

[1GOD1JESUS]

the definition of confusion is religion, get used to it!

[SweetMetalSymphony]

Epic^^

Although I'm not really a TJ fan,I really want to see him "Ask Father Greg".

Just think of the chaos,vulgarity and randomness!

[1GOD1JESUS]

he is too scared and not up to the challenge

[guitarmaestro078]

Two of my favorite people on youtube.. trading force hahaha

[Keippernicus]

Classic.

[StylidiumLane]

Thanks God he didn't let you come to the gathering & spoil our fun!

[MsBurpy]

Aww c'mon Sammi. he's kinda "cute"!!

;-)

[StylidiumLane]

I'll tell ya later

[Paxmax]

Thank you Father Greg... I'm glad you smashed TOOLtimes argument to bits!

Yeah.. I'd like to see him try to counter all your SUPREME reasons to believe the Jesus!

[flips300021]

I'm getting to hate these Star Wars, God behavoiral type credits I see a lot lately...I know, wait! I will wait for the latest "How not to believe in god and Star Wars for Dummies" series. Not a best seller perhaps, but might get one or two nods at the next Douglas Adams appreccreiaion society. Anyway, I liked it...a lot

[MsBurpy]

Father Greg, do they sell Gucci and Prada in Heaven????

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

Cos I ain't goin' if they don't, I'll join you in Hell!!

xoxoxo

[StylidiumLane]

They don't sell it - they give it away for free, that's why its called heaven :)

[1GOD1JESUS]

we are all nude in heaven, possessions are a sin

[MsBurpy]

I also once believed that...................

[MrPainfullytrue]

from start to finish, awesome

[Zentz29]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!

fuck jesus, father greg is my god! LULZ

[smalltownatheist]

I love watching Father Greg and having to keep my hand on the volume control.

[godinventedmusic]

i wonder whos gonna be your next collab...and how many girls on youtube do you think are hot anyways..lol.you have a list dont you lol jk

[1GOD1JESUS]

your at the top of my married hot chick list

[camino1ca]

Thanks you crazy fuck! Now at least I know I'm going to hell:)

[scarringlight]

did you hear about all the abuse cases by the chaotic church that are coming to light over the last month in ireland. its crazy, theres over 10 people that were abused as children.

and the arch bishop is being asked to resign, along with a load of parish priests are resigning. . . . . . .

Its so fucking horrible.

(i just thought you might be interested)

[1GOD1JESUS]

praise the lord!

[scarringlight]

couldn't have put it better myself

[AsheIsTheRaven]

I love you Father Greg

Can I sit on your knee?

[1GOD1JESUS]

no, your way to old

[AsheIsTheRaven]

I'm only 35 years young and I look younger I could look 16 if you want ;-)

[sgthunter09]

hahaha funny fucking video

[bogleby]

I love your sermons father Greg. They make me want to touch myself in an inappropriate way.

[jonnyt50]

effing brilliant! but I do have one question... at the end, you say "your fucked"... is this intentional misspelling to carry on with the absurdity of that which you satire, or just a typo? Either way, I don't care and I give you 5 stars and a Favorite. Welll done! You're friend, jonnyt50

[216trixie]

50 stars!....I'm laughing, i'm chuckling, i'm changing colors..................hahahh­haha...This starts my day!

[savagechuck]

AWESOME CROSSOVER EVENT!!!!!

[Menla1]

is this satire or serious?

[porterwake]

Satire, check his channel.

[niiidar]

satire ;)

[Menla1]

thank the lord. lol. yep irony is funny.

i really was worried :)

[1GOD1JESUS]

i cant believe you couldn't tell

[Menla1]

apologies the reaosn i couldnt tell was because tooltime seriously seemed annoyed at you so i didnt know what to think???? lol

i assumed satire though

[hereandnow6002]

DRAWN AND QUARTERED HAHAHA

[wdgeo]

shit sandwich? 1:24

[M0US3P0T4TO]

@wdgeo - OMG, I was sooo thinking that too! lol

[Dwaithy]

TehChillinJuggalo? What kinda stupid fucking name is that?!?

[Dwaithy]

oh man I love you xD Always funny!

[ndoki9]

Wow Father Greg you talk just like Jesus maybe your the 2nd coming...

[CFFDan]

i luled

[MAR4168]

In the listing of sanctions that you said you would suffer, you forgot to mention spanking. But, we'll talk more about that in Las Vegas...

;)

[1GOD1JESUS]

ill give you a private sermon

[TheGermanShepherd]

"my fackin family members" lol

[devastator06]

hahahahaha nice vid.

[ryanomaly84]

haha... "may he bless you like starving kids in africa" classic. GREAT FUCKING VID AUSTRAILIAN FUCK!

[tooltime9901]

thanks for finally making this.

[Trisnowda]

this video could have been better, but it is still 5star and kickass beyond all belief. and sorry for not responding to your tag

[1GOD1JESUS]

it could have been heaps better, but im so fucking lazy

[ghostofdayinperson]

holy crap the opening lines of this video were amazing.

[Yamakoto120]

Father Greg FTW

[IntellectualRubbish]

Hahahah crazy :)

[AuntieDiluvian]

K.Rudd, T.Abbott and all their cronies put together cannot hold a candle to your supreme awesomeness, Friar Gregorius

[maddawgqeiwfje]

with regards to killing someone by putting a rope or something similar around their neck and letting them hang:

it's called being hanged not hung. learn english son

[1GOD1JESUS]

the word is Inglish

[fatkat444]

Seriously though greg: learn your fuckin english son

[XavierDrake]

he is australian