Hey my name is Patrick Withrow check out my channel! I started doing Stand up comedy October 26th 2011. I would love to hear what you guys think and if you like me please subscribe!! :D
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Holy shit I died when he said " I don't speak English " sooooo funny . The cavemen part is good in my opinion . Sorry others disagree and can't enjoy themselves .
I can't wait for his new show i loved the promo with tosh. Tosh: watch nick swarsons pretend time. Is that good *zooms out to show nick holding a gun at tosh* Nick: im still going to kill you.
Are you retarded? How do you people fuck quotes up so easily from a video you JUST watched. It's "I don't speak English", and why the hell did you put "omg that is freaken hilarious" in quotes?
I actually thought this show was really funny when it was on. Better than most of the crap new shows like fucking house of payne and the bill engvall show for christ sake
/ \ ☻ DEATH TO BOB HENRY SHALL BE THE NEW RULER!!! COPY AND PASTE HENRY TO TAKE DOWN BOB. hENRY SHALL BE THE MIGHTY CONQUER AND HIS ARMY SHALL FIGHT TO THE DEATH TO TAKE DOWN BOB!!!!! ALLL HAIL HENRY!!!!!!!
It wasn't that bad of a show, but I really just think the whole caveman thing went too far. Like really, it was good for maybe two commercials and then I just got sick of it.
drunkboi666 how bout before you make fun of people..get a name that INST incredibly gay,corny,and totally NOT cool...only 12yo girls and gay men in their 20's spell boy with an I ahahahahahahahaha...also the 666 part isnt making me think your a badass
Funny shit haha
darthchocolat96 2 weeks ago
Classic I don't speak English. the easiest way to get out of awkward situations.
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ProComedy05 2 months ago
My favorit one
tacos256 3 months ago
Me, neither!
Lipsandass 3 months ago
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kim123ly 3 months ago
pretend time this wednesday :)
BrainWashingSociety 3 months ago
Haha yeah
VonMorrigan 4 months ago
i don't speak eglish. lol using that one later.
LaVieforever 6 months ago 3
I didn't believe in myself
littlegino10 7 months ago
if u think this is the worst show ever, you've never watched any show on cbs
noyce9 7 months ago 3
nick has or had his own show called pretend time, funniest shit ever
stompinbunnies 7 months ago 9
10 people got pinched..
pink18101 7 months ago
9 people didn't believe in themselves...
SBdarkness 8 months ago 6
Wow i've never heard of this show.. lmao did they get the idea for this show from the fucking geico commercials.. haha how lame
KnownAsTrippin 9 months ago
this show was doa
ajgolfer1 9 months ago
those chicks were sooo hot it makes me wanna actually watch another episode
bangletits 10 months ago
I didnt believe in myself...
ScottyIzGreat 11 months ago
The Gieco caveman had a show??? wtf?
binkybreezy1988 11 months ago
is he really bald????
atown1398 1 year ago
nick is fucking hilarious whoever thinks hes not doesnt have a sense of humor
wowisagaygame 1 year ago 4
this looks like the worst show ever created, EVER.
rocklobsta1415 1 year ago
was this a real show?
TheMetallicaGods 1 year ago
Your mom , so easy a caveman can do it .
xloud4lifex 1 year ago 4
this is soo freakin funny XD
XxAkixX1234 1 year ago
9 people can lick my nuts
Ronix0426 1 year ago
@Ronix0426 wtf
atown1398 1 year ago
it's so easy a cave man can do it
becca5253 1 year ago
"How does this fold up?"
"I don't speak english..."
Nick Swardson is awesome!
fireyfoxgirl 1 year ago
Man, this show was honestly funny, especially compared to all the shitty sitcoms that are on TV...why was it cancelled?
PromusKaa 1 year ago
@PromusKaa Because you're the ONLY person that watched it. Congratulations.
00kelevra00 1 year ago
im willing to bet that "i dont speak english" was the best part of that show.
sucks that he was a part of that piece of shit.
justinoakley999 1 year ago
"I don't speak English ..."
theartist10108 1 year ago
Haha Nick is awesome!
t7d5 1 year ago
ok thats gonna pinch me
JhBTV 1 year ago
Amazing how the caveman is smarter than that guy!
YouInACostume 1 year ago
"how does this fold up?"
"I dont speak english..."
lmao
that sounds like something id say at a new job
ZonkedxSupremo 1 year ago 2
" I didnt believe in myself" LMAO!
Yunarocklove132 1 year ago 6
haha oh yea these idiots got their own show. how did that ever happen? idiots = cavemen people
billtamer 1 year ago
haha! this is the funniest thing I've seen on here all day I've only been on here for about 60 seconds but its still fackin hilarious!
blindbumblbee 1 year ago
Frosted Dough-Nuts Make Me Go-Nuts!
4ceawsome 1 year ago 3
Holy shit I died when he said " I don't speak English " sooooo funny . The cavemen part is good in my opinion . Sorry others disagree and can't enjoy themselves .
66Ganon 1 year ago
I think everyone is sick of the caveman by now, but Nick is always great!
SpriteBat 1 year ago
Ray what did u do wrong ?? ..I didn't belive in myself :( lmao
555hulagirl 1 year ago
I can't wait for his new show i loved the promo with tosh. Tosh: watch nick swarsons pretend time. Is that good *zooms out to show nick holding a gun at tosh* Nick: im still going to kill you.
xist522 1 year ago
fransdignitz
CauseOfDeath27 1 year ago
I don't speak English LMAOROFLMBSBKOCWIGOIML!!!
T3chyo 1 year ago
hahaha great
christianpoulos 1 year ago
I don't speak English...LMAO!!!
kubrickchick23 1 year ago 4
I don't speak English
qballer99 1 year ago 4
Lol
ViiZZiio 1 year ago
It's gonna pinch me lol
midocrimsonfate 1 year ago
cavemen was funny as
Boxdimz 1 year ago
lmao i dont speak english
siege86 1 year ago
i didnt believe in myself
texasboyndc 1 year ago 6
subliminal geico ad
sapels 1 year ago
EPIC!!!! I don't speak English
masterpoop678 1 year ago 14
HA!!! happy 420 yall......i dont speak english, that crazy fuck nick swardson is, shit yall..
tomloddin2 1 year ago
why does that caveman looking guy remind me of corey feldman ?
PRMR85PRMR85 1 year ago
francenwhat?
specie44 1 year ago
i dont speek english LOL
AJStudio101 1 year ago 4
fuckin funny
elPoonBringer 1 year ago
should have been watching this show so i didnt get canceled, anything with nick swardson is good
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DVDSNutz 1 year ago
xD my cousin asked me how to fold my futon earlier today and i went "i dont speak english..." and walked away
hichixichifoeva 1 year ago 6
dammit i got pinched!
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Stupidfatjew 2 years ago
i dont speak english lmao
devindrocks 2 years ago 6
i didnt believe in myself lmao
kitaboo1818 2 years ago 4
lmao
AneetaBongHit420 2 years ago
I DONT SPEAK ENGLISH
ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CoolioCincy13 2 years ago
LOL! is he for real bald on the back of his head?!? oh, my...i hope not LMAO! girl: how does this fold up??
Nick: i don't speak english......=D XDXD
Zebruh1095 2 years ago
haha i love nick swardson
poopoopants111 2 years ago
haha funny
bigmandea 2 years ago
hahajaskaj
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imadamg 2 years ago
lmfao
shinobi1019 2 years ago
"I didn't believe in myself...." LMFAO!
BILLYLUVSILLY 2 years ago
AH HAHAHAHAH! "i don't speak english.." lmfao man!
myskinnysaretight 2 years ago 2
lmfao I dont speak english
los0025 2 years ago
WHY DID THEY CANCEL CAVEMEN???.. It was such a "clever and funny" show..
hollywoodhottie19 2 years ago
It was horrible
southrules 2 years ago
man that chick with the drink is cuuute
crazyloverboy0808 2 years ago
makes me feel sick to my stomach that i have a feeling of relation to this:x
ornkmd 2 years ago
i didnt believe in myself....
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!
Krrraaayyyzziiieee 2 years ago 5
" i cant speak english, omg that is freaken hilarious"
browneyespride 2 years ago 58
@browneyespride to bad that wasnt said
TheTurdBurglur 1 year ago
Are you retarded? How do you people fuck quotes up so easily from a video you JUST watched. It's "I don't speak English", and why the hell did you put "omg that is freaken hilarious" in quotes?
pbmdh 1 year ago 5
@pbmdh i was wondering that to lmao
zero111777 1 year ago
@browneyespride no its fucking not, its fucking stupid
danthemancicio 1 year ago
@browneyespride I SWEAR HE STOLE THAT FROM ME.......
Travass83 1 year ago
@browneyespride "I don't speak english"
DeaththeSpaz 7 months ago 5
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Cavemen is/was/always will be lame. Commercial turned sitcom-FAIL.
badderthanyou 2 years ago
lol fransenstence i dont speak english
djn00nan 2 years ago
ahh fuck i cnt beleive i completely missed this show. i bet it would have been awsome =)
studwrestling71 2 years ago
Ahh cavemen where for art thou???? it was such a H ilarious show
hollywoodhottie19 2 years ago 2
i dont speak english...xD
That is something i would say to someone :P
I can't stop laughing!!
TheFutureRocker 2 years ago 2
lol!!!
tyler4411 2 years ago
hahahaha
"i dont speak english"
XD
lilkrystal09 2 years ago 4
Nick says the funniest things..
Caveman - " what did you do wrong ? :
Nick - " I didn't believe in myself "
Lmao! sounds like something I would say to my boss.
jadegizmo 2 years ago 5
He says '' can we do it tommrow? lol then he really pinches himself on it ha ha I love nick he is a nut
sonyacrocker 2 years ago
I actually thought this show was really funny when it was on. Better than most of the crap new shows like fucking house of payne and the bill engvall show for christ sake
welzen 2 years ago 4
Nick is funny but even he couldn't help save the crappiest show ever.
sadeyedangel 2 years ago 87
@sadeyedangel that's because they didn't have enough money, not because he didn't have enough viewers.
LeperAffinity5 1 year ago
@sadeyedangel oh my god, i agree. even the power of the epic swardson couldnt save a 30min commercial lol
WeKillForCause 1 year ago
@sadeyedangel oh yeah so how come the show is back
dragoblaze5 4 months ago
@dragoblaze5
You wish :P
sadeyedangel 4 months ago
how does this fold up?
i dont speak english...
omfgzthatchick 2 years ago 6
how long was this show on
tommyvara 2 years ago
like 4 weeks
Larommi71 2 years ago
Sorry, 6 weeks.
Larommi71 2 years ago
i think there was only one season or something. im not for sure though.
christaleigh1017 2 years ago
"I don't speak English' Ha Ha To The FN HA!
Kgthrow 2 years ago 4
haha that's what i was thinking too hahaha.
christaleigh1017 2 years ago
This show was funny. ABC sucks! for canceling it.
LissieJedi 2 years ago 4
this was one of the most unsuccessful shows on tv. but at least it was kind of funny
ratm52 2 years ago
franstinvinst hahaha
bouncingsouls6 2 years ago 3
did this show get canceled?
TOGGGAA1 2 years ago
ok...thats going to pinch me -.-
dcosw 2 years ago
u gotta love nick :D:D:D
vankatarz 2 years ago 2
ROFLMAO!!!
I
ebangha 2 years ago
i don't speak english lmfao
tronuD2 2 years ago 3
okay thats gonna pinch me
TokenChokin 2 years ago
I thought the show was funnier than most other sitcoms
GBart 2 years ago 4
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cake43217 2 years ago
i dont speak english. LOL!!!
alexanderjs11 2 years ago
uhm i dont speak english
olololololololol
Halfpipesk8r 2 years ago
I've never seen this.
thisdeadspring 2 years ago
hahaha
ii dont speak english
CcbRuTaLcC 2 years ago
hahahahahaha
awffle 2 years ago
I didn't believe in myself
take450 2 years ago 3
i dont speak english
lmao funny stuff
CcbRuTaLcC 3 years ago 3
It was a good show idea, it just didnt take off that well.
ULTRATITSMAGEE2 3 years ago 2
didnt take off well....
it aired 3 eps and didnt air the last 7, that's more than just not takeing off lol
jadegizmo 2 years ago 3
It wasn't that bad of a show, but I really just think the whole caveman thing went too far. Like really, it was good for maybe two commercials and then I just got sick of it.
SaraHalpertxoxo 3 years ago
lmfao this is one of my favs :)
kidmassive18 3 years ago
I was not expecting that response from him, ahahaha.
res0p 3 years ago
I watched one episode and I thought it was decent, much better than expected.
scottseeker 3 years ago
Ha..How does this fold up? I dont speak english
nicholashoop 3 years ago 5
hahah i love when he blesses himself...lol...i love nick swardson
nickredbull815 3 years ago
I thought this was a geico comercial.
CarlosJulio20 3 years ago
Lol yeah
Folding out a couch... So easy a caveman could do it
haha
navipuppy10 3 years ago
how did this get cancelled! you got to be kidding. the show sucked.
tvh4 3 years ago
i didn't believe in myself
:DDD
089855 3 years ago 3
yeah lol that made me laugh so hard..
Love Nick Swardson
jadegizmo 3 years ago
drunkboi666 how bout before you make fun of people..get a name that INST incredibly gay,corny,and totally NOT cool...only 12yo girls and gay men in their 20's spell boy with an I ahahahahahahahaha...also the 666 part isnt making me think your a badass
BlakeTahoe 3 years ago 2
damn! how did this get cancelled!!!!?
m16kidd 3 years ago
i dont speak english HAHAHA
Maximizzle21 3 years ago 5
theyre making fun of ikea. love it!!
socoandsam 3 years ago
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Greatest show EVAR... can't believe they cancelled it...
(That was sarcasm for the tards)
drunkboi666 3 years ago
i dont speak english
hahahahaha
nborgert11 3 years ago 5
me neither
xBOBxchaos 3 years ago
i actually thought this show was kinda funny
monkeymoon92 3 years ago 3
He was the only good part of that show
jello0075 3 years ago 3
this show is so retarded and the channel that thought of making a TV show based off an over-played commercial...but nick swardson is hilarious
Lacks87 3 years ago
i didn't believe in myself
Brien182 3 years ago 3
What did you do wrong? i diddnt belive in myself. LMFAO
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alexwood005 3 years ago
no longer available? what the shit
dubnmike 3 years ago
not 4 me
ItsItsProductions 3 years ago
refresh
oneandonlykenny 3 years ago
LMFAO
aesthetic666 3 years ago
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hahahaha...: i only speak english =[
2cupsImSKrewdUP 3 years ago
would have had more of a chance as a 3 brothers show instead of 3 cavemen
fucku2be 3 years ago
haha, "I dont speak English...."
shredsomepaint 3 years ago 4
"i didn't believe in myself"
imaboutme3 3 years ago 4
omg
nick swardson = funniest guy ever
love the caveman too
:-)
imaboutme3 3 years ago 2
wasnt this a show..?
wigwambam 3 years ago
fransdeschdelshmber....
Visfen 3 years ago
lol nick swardson is the fukin bomb
XOANDREAX03536 3 years ago
I miss this show :(
chorkybrenner 3 years ago
awsome
420991 3 years ago
"I don't speak english"
PraireDogsRFunny101 3 years ago 2
I love Nick Swardson, oh that was hilarious
Spunkybrunette93 3 years ago 3
fuckin funny seen this shit more then 50+ never gets old
JoshPineda 3 years ago 2
HAHAHAHA!
oasis512512 3 years ago
LOL
doobiesnax 3 years ago
he is soooo damn funny.
blakemoody3 3 years ago
I didn't bealive in myself. haha
i love nick swardson.
MisterDelonge182 3 years ago 2
yes he does why doesnt he say so?
maizandblueballr 3 years ago
just fucking leave if you have no sense of humor...
ahahawtf 3 years ago
get'em
VintonPartyDudes 3 years ago
that was a good punchline
theryanking2001 3 years ago
"How does this fold up?"
"I dont speak english"
FUCKING JOKES!
420jdb 3 years ago 2