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  • Hey robbin,I just laugh my ass off!!!

  • I'm 19 and I just got home from having my colonoscopy. What he says is pretty much true lol they do put air in you, and after, you have to get it all out.

  • thats awesome. :)

  • If i a doctor pulled a bird out of my ass or used me as a muppet i'd probably turn around pull up my pants and kick his ass, and shove a rod the size of a telephone pole up his arse!

  • i cant breathe now XD

  • Hilarious

  • OMG I can't breath XD

  • @WildMage03 I agree I even had tears running down my face

  • It's true the first part XD idk about the camera on the ro-ro rooter XD

  • the king of making funny shit up on the spot

  • Oh dear god, he cracks me up so much making stand-up comedy XD

  • not funny. maybe its because I am tired.

  • @mpjod NO COS UR STUPID !!

  • I am almost 43, I remember the day I knew for sure. That I am not gay in anyway.

  • LMAO I love 0:48

  • so in order for people to like this guy, you gotta do coke most of your life...

    i've never understood why people think his stand up is so funny? The only movie i thought he was good in was Popeye 1978ish.

    I never laughed once during this video.

    I bet everyone who likes this liked Sam Kinison too or Bobcat Goldthwait...

  • @jrag1000 if you didn't think he was funny why did you even bother watching his video "wasting" your time. so before you give your opinion remember "to each their own" :/

  • @MasaruRyo

    i said he was good in popeye...

    he just never turns off. Follow his every jitter if u must.

  • @jrag1000 Well everyone has their own opinions...

  • @jrag1000 i like Robin Williams but SAM kinison and bobcat i could never stomach for more than 30 seconds at a time.

  • @Tommyfoot65

    heh, yeah that's about how long a normal person could put up with them. I was surprised about Sam Kinisons death, i thought he had a heart attack when i heard about it, but turns out he was killed by a drunk driver...

  • All the pleasures of getting older!

  • Wow - I laughed so hard it really hurts - I love this guy

  • its me :(

  • flaming asshole

  • @TheOfficialBIGSwat omg he's the funniest person ever born. i can't breathe

  • rollin',rollin',rollin'...keep that colon flowin' wahaaaaaaaaaa

  • OMG!!!!!! This is about the funniest thing I have ever heard!!!! I am still laughing as I am typing this!!!!

  • This is too funny not to share - he is brilliant!!

  • whoa, whats this?!

    whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, WHOA!

  • As always....HILARIOUS!!

  • When a woman has to go to the gynecologist, you DON'T WANT a doctor who has a hobby! You don't want a gynecologist who's also a MAGICIAN!! NO!!

  • LMFAO is this ur card???

  • Never have I been rendered so speechless due to laugter GAH CANRT EVEM TYPE PROPERLYYYYYY

  • I'm laughing so hard XD

  • I am in serious pain right now! Just about choked on my sandwich I was laughing so f-ing hard!!!

  • FLAMING ASSHO

  • this guy is utter class !

  • 'who's doctor Smith?'

    'you're the only one!'

  • I laughed so hard from this!

  • 'Just wanna borrow a match, flaming asshole. lmfao this guy is a genius.

  • Get de presents, get de presents!!

  • I am turning 50 soon. But the doctors are not going to have any testing done on me. It is all useless and for making money. Eat well, exercise, reduce stress and laugh a lot. No worries!

  • @321qaw My Grandfather was a renown lung surgeon, he ate very healthy, and took walks in the park every day, and he avoided "those" check ups.

    He ended up getting cancer to the prostate, spread to his lungs, and he lived for few months in much discomfort.

    I watched him urinate blood, and its not a pretty sight. Those check ups are nothing.

  • @takerdust That is so sad :( I'm really sorry to hear that

  • @321qaw

    tumors don't go away with exercise ad a good laugh

  • @ConiglioMarziano they can

  • @Knightblood1

    do you have a peer review publication that proves it ?

  • somene shoot me when im 39

  • @zumzum74 only if you shoot me

  • i fuckin p1s$ed my panfs.

  • Robin Williams makes normal comedians want to give up and work for McDonalds.

  • INCOMING! hahahahahahah

  • suddenly i dont wanna reach 40 or 50 years old...

  • How are we today...oh dove.....what's this woah woah woah... is this your card? hahahaha

  • "GEMME 120 PSI"

    AHHHHAAAAHHA

  • ROFLMFAO!!! "Flaming asshole!!!!"

  • @curlygirl52 gotta love that line ate roflmao

  • Somehow I didn't find it so funny...

  • Hate Robin Williams?!? Then why the hell were you watching the video genius? You wasted your own damn time...

  • Isn't there an ALTERNATIVE to this procedure, ASSUMING it really serves a function anyway?

  • Gynocologist sounds like a great job untill you realise your only ever going to get broken ones.

  • you re an Envirude lmao

  • so funny i had to pause from crying and inability to breath from laughing

  • "That's a fart Mr. Williams....dont be afraid" XD

    "At the moment they pull that tube out of your ass, you are an evinrude! Rollin rollin rollin, keep that colin flowin, ro-hi!" XD oh my god I nearly cried that was so funny!

    "FLAMING ASSHOLE!!!" LOL

  • Thumbs up if you're sick of seeing Jeff Dunham in the suggestions of EVERY comedy video.

  • OH A DOVE XD!

  • You know you're over 40 when you start having Dry Dreams and Wet Farts.

  • "I'm just putting on the glove, mr. Williams...."

  • OMfG!!!

  • i think i'm going to die of laughter

  • @InvidScout yeah i think that everytime i watch him, hes amazing and just way too funny :D love him.

  • well this sucks

  • Ooh a dove!

  • "Flaming asshole."

  • COME ON, it gave me tears. damn it, so fucking funny.

    dude i almost died of laughing.

  • billy connolly does a good one on prostates too.

    and scrotums ....or as he calls them hariy brains

  • FLAMING ASSHOLE

  • "Because the minute they pull that tube out of your ass, YOU ARE AN EVENROUGE. FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFRRRTTT­F!!!

  • GEN IOUS??????????????

  • Is this your card ?

    

  • "You feel like a pinata, you think little mexican kids are going to come out and go 'Get the presents get the presents!'" LMAO

  • HAHA SO FUCKING HILARIOUS

  • GET THE PRESENTS GET THE PRESENTS!!!

  • "you have to go to the doctor and they do the ol' *whistle*" XD

    "whoa what's this?!" LOL

    "take your hand out of my ass, i'm not a muppet!"

    LMAO!!!!!!!!!! XD this is fucking hilarious!

  • Slowly we are going up Robin's colon. lol

  • Love his stand up, but still can't believe this is the guy who did all those kid movies I saw at  age 5

  • @zion4111 yeah I keep thinking that!

  • CAINT BREATH LAUGHING TO HARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! one question how does he keep a straight face??????

  • i think i almosst died for a second there ...phew..just catching my breath

  • I can't breathe!!!! I'm in a library, and I'm gonna have to leave soon if I don't stop laughing!!!!!!!!1

  • I bet endoscopy is unpopular in Russia, being 30 years behind on technology and minatirization and all LOL

  • take your hand out of my ass im not a muppet!!!!

  • Cuz they didnt hold the elevator.

  • 2:45 LMFAOOOO!!!!! FUCK YOU YOU BASTARD!  What year was this btw?

  • oh man thats funny, something to look forward to when I'm 50 LOL had me laughing so hard my eyes are tearing up ROFLMAO I dont know what it is about fart humor hehehehehahahahah

  • this is by far the best routine i have seen yet. i was laughing so hard. "you are an evenrude roflmao, oh shit fire in the hole. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

  • So funny! Love Robin ;-)

  • ROBIN WILLIAMS IS THE SHIT! LOVE THIS

  • FLAMING ASSHOLE

  • a burger he ate in 85

  • "HOLD THE ELEVATOR!" *frrt, frrt, frrt ...* "... FFFFFUCK YOU, YOU BASTARD!"

    First time I saw this skit, I couldn't breathe for a minute from laughing so hard!

  • What special is this from? this is HILARIOUS!!!

  • Robin williams live on broadway.

  • get the presents!! get the presents!! hahaha.

  • roll over man you'r dead XD

  • Oh a dove haha

  • flaming asshole?? ohh god my face hurts!

  • I love how Robin Williams always Makes the craziest things absolutely hillarious!!! And sooo on.

  • this is absolutely hysterical. Thank you for uploading, it made my day much better while I was deployed out to Balad, Iraq.

  • Never had the colonoscopy, but when I went to the Walk - In E.R. at Vanderbilt, the resident gave me the finger.

    I wanted to make a smart - aleck remark very badly..... !!!

  • Seriously LOL !!! He is the best

  • full back behind the shit waght for my comand

  • Im laughing and not breathing!, but im still laughing.

  • lmao i cant breathe

  • AHHHH OH MY GOD!!!

    Im just putting on the gloves mr. williams...

    lol XD

  • Oh shit!

  • this guy bro lmfao hold the elevator fuk u u bastered

  • 1. thank you to who posted this, I cried laughing, it was outrageously funny (my sides hurt)

    2. thank you Robin W for the hilarious take on colonoscopies, I sure needed to see the humor in it !!!! wish I had seen this 2 yrs ago.

    3. colonoscopies are very annoying/ embarrassing/etc. but they do serve a purpose. I had colon cancer at 30 and have had to have them after that to make sure it doesn't come back. I will remember to watch this before to try to make me less cranky about it.

    (Shannon)

  • You just wanna take a match and...

    Flaming Asshole

  • lmfao... too good!!!

  • LO_OK at how many bottles of water he has on the table. There must be some laxative mixed in there.

  • When this can save your life and you know someone who died a slow sad death from cancer you buck up and get this done. AND you may as well have a good laugh about it, thanks Robin!

  • it's so true, my father died of colon cancer.

  • wtf are u kiddn? u expec more? it funny so get ova it, oh wait, why dont u go do better? then post it ok thanks :)

  • I've just wet myself laughing!!!!

  • How are we today let's- Oh! A dove!

  • i couldnt breath for a moment there haha. Best comedian ever.

  • wait, why in my comment when i said fuck it got *'d out? is this something youtube is making people do, or was it your choice?

  • that was fucking funny!

  • now you are a fucking party favor!!!!! The wet sloppy noise

  • cause the moment they pull that tube out of your ass you are an evenrude!!!! lmfao!!!!!

  • PMSL!!!!!

  • oh my goodness! I was laughing so hard I couldn't even understand half of what he was saying! xD

  • FLAMING ASSHOLE!!

  • Who's Dr. Smith!!! lol

  • your the only one for me lol

  • Best laugh I've had in a while. Especially when he started singing along with the elevator part.

  • I scared the hell out of my cats! They're all staring at me, watching me laugh as if they're trying to decide whether or not they should flee for their lives!!! And that's after laughing until I thought I was gonna puke!!!

  • I,m dying,

    I cant breath or see, my sides are killing me - the man is a genius, Im crying

    cant type

  • "Hold the elevator!"

    *door closes*

    "Fuck you! You bastard!"

    i'm frick''n crying! the boys in school would die watching this!!! XD

  • omfg, I was seriously laughing so hard my damn lungs hurt!!

  • he has his own world,what a great world

    just wonderful imagination :)

  • I CANT BREATH I CANT BREATH I CAUIJ M

  • Robin's got charisma, and if you listen to half the things he says, realize he's experienced and broken down alot of things. Uses what he's got and lives to entertain.

  • OMG IM CRYING!!! i couldnt breath for like 20 seconds!! i thought i was gunna die LMAO

  • same here this is halirous

  • I loooove this stand up but is he under a short time limit?

    Cuz he`s talking soo freakin fast the hole show.

    I`ve to listen to the same joke over & over utill I realize that he made 3 words into 1 and then I give up =(

  • i went back the second and moaned another dr's name, don't do that . . . whos doctor smith? ur the only one!

    R.O.F.L.M.A.O.

  • You just wanna borrow a match book *Phit* *Thppp* flamming asshole!

    Good I have seen this video almost 20 times and I still cant watch it without laughing. Robin Williams is a genius of comedic proportions! A living legend. Damn... X D

  • Take your hand outta my ass. I am not a muppet.

  • YOU ARE AN EVENRUDE

  • ROTFLMAO

    LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!

    I was laughing so hard I cried XD :D

  • Now ur a fuckin party favor! little mexicans r going "get the presents, get the presents!" lol

  • Suddenly your, your own Discovery Channel special... ROFL LOL LMAO!

  • rotglmao. I was laughing so hard I couldn't see the screen.

  • How many fkin water bottles :O?

  • he is soo funny faniely someone that dont do al race jukes and all the other shit the new one do. love this guy!!!

  • Yeah, little immature at times but Robin is much more original and all around humorous than the average current comedian. Always a good laugh

  • you are your own discovery special

  • you are an evanrude fuck thats awesome

  • OMG, I'm laughing so hard I'm starting to cry and my gut hurts!!! LOL!!!

  • The true King of Comdey

  • now you're a fukin party favor lol

  • fear my anal probing skillz!!! >=D

  • Flaming asshole ! LOL !

  • 0:30 ooo a dove! lmfootfl

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  • prrp prrrp HOLD THE ELEVATOR....prrp prrp FUCK you ..you BASTARD!!!..

  • lol

  • OMG i cant see i cant stop laughing that was just FUNNY AS IT GETS!!!!

  • OH MY GOD...i'm just putting on the glove mr williams...

  • take your hand out of my ass, i'm not a puppet. LMAO!

  • flaming asshole

    XD