Cut the BullSH*T!

[jzerovnik]

Ron Paul is awesome. he is doing well this year. maybe do something to promote him?

[sarahsoccergirl]

In five years, I see myself going to college to be a the one politician who isn't corrupt, racist, homophobic, or a hate monger.

[Crazymofoinamajikbox]

I see myself stoned

[xxxAnimeCuppycakexxx]

I see myself being 19..doing meth,, JUST KIDDING

[musicluver354]

Phil, you were so much angrier in 2008. Hmmm

[TheTyreeMiller]

Nothing is of God, but the only I like about this world is the enviroment better.

[Comraderob1]

I see myself in politics...I wish to fix the world-one step at a time.

[lilmonsterwerdios]

hahaha im watching this in the future! 2011, obama won! xD

[turtles79]

nipples

[AkwardMomentsXD37]

@turtles79 ...yes :D

[coconutandlicorice99]

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh......

[klasomentas]

Dude, that was RUN?? How does he look that old???

[izziew09]

i find it really great that you made this video two years ago... when the whole antigay thing as really gone NUTS this year

[skulljoint]

i just shaved and now my pimples are gone

and im not even bleeding, do i have a magical razor now?

[MrJarth]

I clicked on this for that hot click and was sadly dissapointed

i am over american politics bullshit

[RubytheHedgehog123]

It's sad most of you cannot spell correctly.

[BogTrain]

Thank you Phil im glad someone has realized how bad of a state louisiana is im an Alabama fan I do live in Alabama (No my neck iisnt as red as a cheap Crayon) and I friggin' hate LSU so thank you... your my favorite Youtuber now.

[TheZeldaLegend]

LMAO makes me want to punch babys

[369blacklightning]

the past election was meerly a vote for the lesser of two evils. McCain was barely a republican, and Obama is a liar. the only reason that obama won was because he was black, because he got all the dem votes and 99% of blacks and anyone who pushes for black supremacy. Obama is lieing to the country and he is doing things he promised the country he would not do.

[wasentme222]

@369blacklightning

alright be serious man, do you hate him because of his political views, or do you hate him because you're a republican and he's a liberal. All these conspiracy thoerys are just getting sad. can you think of 3 things he is doing and promised he would not do?

[TheZeldaLegend]

@369blacklightning i kind of agree with you about he the only reason he was elected was because he was black. i think that was one of the reasons.

[NoPrideProductns]

@369blacklightning Two things) I know how old this comment was, so it probably doesn't make a lot of sense to comment now and 2) I'm not trying to start a fight, but one of the polls I read for that election showed that the percentage of Blacks to vote in that only went up 2-4%. I don't know if that's true or not, but on the poll I read online that's what they told me. Once again not trying to start a fight, just sayin.

[mrthefunnyman12345]

Tell me what qualifications did Obama have?o thats right 2 years and that's good material and now getting rid of out nukes and telling the world how many we have great we owe china so much money there just gonna be like screw this well just take you country that is if Russia doesent beat them to it yup were screwed I'm gonna go live on that tiny island with like 50 ppl and watch the world implode great freaking job ppl

[myhres2000]

shut the f u ck up boy you are talking to much it is just bullshit

[tomorama123]

lol im from england and i have no idea who any of these people are....

[NoPrideProductns]

@tomorama123 That's okay neither do most of the idiots watching..lol

[insanitor37]

QOTD: (THINKING) [don't say doin your wife, don't say doin your wife, don't say doin your wife, don't say doin your wife, don't say doin your wife!] doin yerrrrr.....son?

- Family Guy

[ballistix01]

"FACT: BO has LESS credentials & experience than McCain & Palin combined" below should actually have read, "-less than eIther McC or Palin individually." Now thats not your normal BS partisan-hackery opinion or semi-fact spin, its FACT, which the leftotardz & any other blind ideologue of ANY BS "party" are INCAPABLE of possessing. "Annoy a partisan-hack extremist ideologue : use facts, history, math, common-sense, & logic."

[ballistix01]

How utterly deluded & gullible ppl r 2day. Believe the smiley-faced-laced grinning lies while u can, tardz. Dictatorship & economic & worse world crises coming if we dont get these charlatans out & FASTly. The far L & R = same 2 me, both = same tard-turd w/ different bow, serpent-crocodile smile, spray-scent on. Even u blind followers r being used 4 their benefit & u will be pushed "under the mower" when it comes to that.

[ballistix01]

I would easily vote for a person, male or fem, or of ANY color, if they werent partisan playa hacktardz. F the 2 parties, they r corrupt & until either or both get a handle on their BS they r BOTH suspect. Especially this present BS evil heading-4-communism regime,they dont even try 2 hide their ignorance,carelessness,arrogan­ce,stupidity,or criminality! They REVEL in it b4 very faces of the stupid American folk who elected them! UGH.

[ballistix01]

FACT 4 d Dummycrap-liberatards:BO has LESS credentials & experience than McCain & Palin combined."Community Organizer?"R U F'n serious?!Palin was a GOVERNOR;she left cuz the leftotardz were 2 busy smearing/distract'g 4 things 2 get done in AK. & a pseudo-lawyer?! PLs! Many corp lawyers, +legislating fr the bench nstead of adjudicating (the concept: wiki it, douches) r a good part what's wrong w/ things 2day! BTW I'm independent so buzz off u blind-zombie-parrot-lemming punk'd partisan hacktardz.

[brady8196]

QOTD: A mirror, looking in a mirror.

[penguin123456789]

holy shit u can predict the future!!

[TheFreshPeddler]

i knew we would eventually have a black president, but having a black first lady surprises me.

and who doesnt want to punch an emo kid in the face, theyre asking for it with those haircuts

[masterofjelly]

when he said "It Don't Take a genius" he was being sarcastic because he knew it and was saying that HE was stupid. but he really wasn't since he actually understood Sarcasm

[hugz04drugz0]

lls thank zenu

[AnonimosArtist]

I've never understood why emo-ness is associated with homosexual-ness. Is it like the skinny jeans or something? Just cause I'm kind of considered emo, and I'm not homosexual or anything... Not that there's anything wrong with that

[gunnerlala]

this was phil's best intro

[Shadowrunner20009]

in 5 years banging your mom

[TheBull027]

In my class there is a Emo-cyber-goth lol shes so ugly

[jessbecuzyouluvme]

pre-med like u phil!

[hemandy94]

in 5 years... I'm in college... having a hard time

[den220]

ashy and weightless

[mcmcrloveforever]

hey not everyone from louisiana is like that, don't gerneralize everyone as one thing (although there are many)

[Renorack]

Jesus Christ, all you emo's gotta calm down. It's a joke, fucking treat it like one.

[phoenix7032]

makin porn videos

[addictionboy]

Chicago, first year of college. Working towards becoming a history or english teacher otherwise an author.

[SweetRebelz]

not all emos so fucking sad looking all the time ppl!

[EmoBloodWolf]

@SweetRebe|s

Thank you! | don't know why everyone thinks a|| Emos are the exact same. We're not b|oody c|ones. He||, my friends a|| say |'m a happy hyper Emo oddba||, ne~

Enough with the stereotypes, Phi|! You're amusing & funny as fuck, but that part about the Emos just got on my nerves. P|us not a|| Emos and Goths are gay. . .|'m bi/pansexua| though, ne~

[GOOSEX1]

Phil I voted for Joe the Plumber. With that said, you have to be close minded when you said that Obama is more qualified to be president. McCain spent more years in a prison camp than Obama has in politics. And after serving his country has spent how many years as a US Senator? Again I am not a fan of either and I am extreamly dissapointed with the politicians that we have to choose from. I would love to see a FDR, JFK, or Regan like candidate in the next ellection.

[monamisebas1234]

yeah cuz prison camp gives you so much politic experience, he's just a tool that used that as a campain front line

[ipwnuall25]

in your house doin' your mom

[Nathifa]

McCain can land a jet on a carrier deck, Obama can't land a truthful sentence from a TelePrompTer.

[BigTEntertainmnet]

in five years i'll be headed to my first year of college

[rock1chica]

i liked Obama better than Hillary. Wasnt a huge fan of Obama. Hillary ruined it with all of her stupid pantsuits. GOD THEY PISS ME OFF

[llamaempress]

I'm hoping to be finishing up school in five years

[alfred87cron]

i think ppl hate emos not because they associate them with gays. i think they just hate anybody who acts or thinks differently.

[jdusey629]

In 5 years, I see myself celebrating the 5 year anniversary of you asking this question. no seriously. I will. It has already been about 2 1/2 years...

[jdusey629]

Wow, I mean 1 1/2

[Eyeless1295]

can i have the most awsome comment of the day

[OreoIcing]

in 5 years (even though u probably don't check this, no matter how awesome you are) ill be a zillionaire. and i wont have a job. cuz im a zillionaire. without a job. but still rich.

[cuentaparayutub]

q maricon

[DanJC989]

5 years i'm hoping i'll be doing genetic research, provide i can get on a Phd course next year.

[BenRagemauler]

"Fuck this noise!" lol, awesome

[a7xgaryy]

become a liberal  like me

[Yaboy125]

in response to the QotD: Celebratin the 5 year anniversary of you askin me this question!

[tanaii1]

fags are gay

[VigilanteNighthawk]

In all fairness, if you take into account the funeral, plot, casket, and vault, $10,000 isn't that bad a price to get your ashes shot to the moon.

[squishymcd]

Or u cud go my way...get eaten by some sort of large animal. Just CRUNCH free funeral.

[HaveYouSeenMichael]

go to see this interview:

watch?v=lzpptd4BBVU

I beg you will cry

[potatoeman56]

in 5 years, im in the marine corps.

[SakuraFanatic782]

I don't cut myself or Emo in anyway. I am bi though. And I am sick and tired of people with just prejudice hate.

[Bullettear666]

the problem with the emo issues is that ppl cant tell us apart -_-" NO! who knows me and kows what a emo is would call me an emo but if some1 sees me on the street i bet they would say that i was an emo... and i have often been threatened becouse of that -_-"

[meisemoqueen333]

obama is starting "obama's youth"

pretty much HITLERS YOUTH

no joke!!!! 9/8/09

[TheJackKuz]

lol fran drescher in The Nanny shes actually funny but tht voice is annoying

[KITKATCOOKIEBAR]

I see myself being old enough to drink! (in Canada)

[svennen200]

doing in 5 years? your mom.... to obvious?

[mindzombi3]

I thought the #1 rule of the internet was not to talk about / /

[Deathcoil515]

Thinks:Dont say doing your wife  Dont say doing your wife Dont say doing your wife...

Says: Doing your... Son?

-Peter Griffin

[SamGaming]

I've watched that, lmao!

Doing your... son?

[goosh95]

I'ma be a police dude xD

[Mjosianne]

In five year's i'll probably still be in college getting my Ph.D in history...in ten years i plan to be working overseas with the DOD, and in 20 years I want to open my own American preparitory academy in Germany.

fun stuff huh? But, what about you Phil?

[Emoskins23]

Hopefully in 5 years ill be a succesful author lol Here's hoping

[arthatter12345]

what is the song at 2:42?

[uncdude12]

emos ftw we aint gay......bitch

[maniac1094]

ya u are

[JUSTINalv]

yu are

but i dont hate gays but i dont like emos

[cincinnatibowtieman]

Well..... am i supposed to take that as a compliment? Because right now im thinkin yess

[cincinnatibowtieman]

In five years, I see myself teaching English and successfully raising my child which is currently still in the womb of my beautiful girlfriend whom i love with every fiber of my being. When I die I want a viking funeral off of the coast of Danzig. It would be metal as shit! Love your show broseph

[SoulAnkh]

i fapped to that

[cincinnatibowtieman]

What does "fapped" mean?

[punjabibandar27]

masturbated

[cincinnatibowtieman]

Hey thanks for the definition friend!

[punjabibandar27]

LOL

[SoulAnkh]

fap is the noise you make when you jerk off

[penguinsgoquack]

It means masturbated :3!!

[NotEmo181]

1)thts why i dnt go to mexico! Fuckin beaners...and their mustaches...lmfaoo jk (im mexican myself so dnt get ur damn panties in a bunch ppl)

2)in 5yrs i see myself at ucla...sexin it up! Lol

Luv the show! :-)

[MaddieMcCartney1]

In 5 years, I see myself in Toronto or Vancouver film school.

'Cause I'm Canadian like 'dat!

[puppypuppy41]

In 5 years I see myself in college studying criminology.

[Jasrey32390]

If I don't die in some freak accident, I hope to be in law school. Or I would have graduated by then. Depends.

[vamphunte]

in 5 years i will be,.. a slave of society :p

lololol :p

[bluegirl3666]

Hmmm.... in 5 years.... well I won't be dead. And if I do die, my ashes won't be on the moon.

[jojosfreakshow1]

Not all people from Louisiana are like that. But there are alot of assholes.

[ShineSarahStar]

Your eyes look dead, be happy.

[ShaelaElyse]

Not all people from Louisiana have bad grammar. Most do, I admit, but not all of us. I still think you're super though.

[MrExecutor77]

Having sex with your mother. Heh.

[no1ere0k]

thinking the exact same thing :D lol

[vrose90]

I just feel like i have to say, Ron Paul was a joke. And was supported by 50% of the douche bags in my hometown.

[Gaaraookami]

lol i see myself becoming a translator lol Awesome vid!!

[FillyChee]

Ron Paul 2012

He was the only one who wanted to disband the Federal Reserve, everyone just fucked him off...

[snozwanger234]

i love how u make everyone that says dumb stuff to you

feel sssaadd :((((

or dumb

[physchoteen]

im emo and i hate hearing about anti emos things and FYI EVERYBODY NOT ALL EMOS CUT AND WERE NOT ALL DOWN LIKE U SAID

[XtmanproductionsX]

then i have to ask a emo himself  what is a emo?

[xXfeatherweightxX]

shut the fuck up crazza bitch

[TheXyren]

Let me make this simple for the people below me who wont stfu.

if you dont like what he says, or find it offensive in any way, maybe you should stop fucking watching his videos?

[Xxjinx666xX]

th videos r kl n nt offensive

jus a simple fact tht any retard shud no

[TheXyren]

see?

[beyonddisturbed]

Political parties are just a drain on the system, in politics if you dont join one or your opposing party controls a house or senate majority the laws you want passed are pretty much fucked...how about a return to the roman system, you dont like a certain politician, knife em

[Xxjinx666xX]

emo's aren't always depressed!!!

[GrabThatShit]

shut up

[hihelloyacht]

Where do I see myself in 5 years? That's a pretty fucked up question. Where do you see yourself in 5 years, Phil?

[Dusty4Kodi]

Just emo not emoness. Or you could have said emotions.

[penut7]

Emo isnt short for emotions or emotional.

[souljaboy615]

dont make fun of emos. fuck you.

[obladiiobladaa]

your Youtube acc name is souljaboy but you stand up for emos?

[NOxHoRiZoNxFiLMs]

It's a recession. In five years time I see myself struggling to pay bills, losing my mind and my occupation, and most likely starting a video blog. LoL. No offence to phil or any other vloggers.

[CCGAnubys]

ur just annoying

[piggythepug91]

dude, wheres the monkey poster?!

[BlizzardT1]

nice and btw. thats not how ppl talk in the south part of louisiana. i lived in new orleans and theres only blacks.

[meeatfood2]

I know you're a democrat, and it's a bit late... but thank you about the ron paul comment!!!!!!!

RON PAUL 2012!

[Flap93]

u guys can get pissed all u want but just wanting 2 say that not all emo's cut themselfs. So if ya see a "real emo" it doesn't mean they cut themselfs. I'm saying that cuz theres no reason 2 hate emos but the cutting that SOME do.

[TekLok]

Speaking of cutting, sxephil should also just cut out the pauses between every single word for extra laughs, hahahaha.

[tankimus]

What does Obama have for experience???? jack shit

[yum543]

I've wanted to be buried on the moon since I was a young child.

[dragoro7]

He said thank xemu,sxephill is an evil scientologist!!!!

[kllyjmsjn]

in 5yrs i see myself..

in school..

gettin a college degree..

cuz i wanna b a kindergarten teacher..!

and ur freakin awesome..!

<3

[anon2203]

I'm in med school

so I'll hopefully be a junior doctor.

sadly I'm fairly sure I just failed my first year finals

[hhbamle]

Emo kids piss me off! Serously!

[0161sweetlikehoney]

It's nice to see what was going on a year ago today. I find this way will generate much more amusement.

More amusement that what, I don't know, but there we are.

[bobathathegangsta]

screw off

[IpodTouchAidTeam]

watching you (on youtube).

[earlandmegatron]

flying to the moon :P

[04rkeigh]

I'll be playing college tennis in a top ten university in america

[Melani54]

Phil, I think that you would make a good president. You have more common sense then alot of people in America now.

[melovepopeyes]

what music is that at 2:43?

[DragonZXDragster]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I actually took the time to think of shooting myself out into space when dead, but I wanted my full body rather than my ashes, but 10k for the ashes? about the same price as a regular funeral HAHAHAHA The only thing better? Wrap my body in cellophane and release it after its in orbit my body will freely flail around while staring off into space or looking down at the idiots on the planet LOL. I couldn't help it, had too! Love all your shows man! Humorous!

[Trinitysx]

in 5 yrs ? im doing my wife

[jonathanfevens]

Wow. Bananawing. Our healthcare sucks...umm...yeah. Why would you say that? Maybe because 1) our healthcare is FREE! Yeah. Free. So when you're dying from a gunshot wound, which is consistent with the U.S., we don't toss you in the street because you don't have any green and 2) we're not known to be negligent and leave hospital tools in patients. Maybe something to think about next time you make fun of people.

[Emmerxx]

5 years..

hopefully over my eating disorder

at university

in a stable relationship

having the confidence to upload my videos

enjoying being me

[BoltOfThundor]

OW YA GO INDEPENDENT!

[polinapel]

In 5 years I see myself in university - in Canada.

[bananawing7]

canada sucks.....health care is bad there...

[allsoppy5]

canada is awesome, in so many ways

[TheBronzeKing]

Yeah, because it sucks to have universal health care. It sucks not getting screwed over by big insurance companies who only want your money. But most of all, it sucks to actually be treated when you are ill or hurt and need it most.

Before you rant about how other countries are awful, why don't you think for a moment about what you're saying. Nobody wants to hear you talk about something you know nothing about.

[TheBronzeKing]

gsnowfromcr, I was replying to bananawing7 about his comment on Canada. The reply button didn't work, I guess. I was obviously using sarcasm because Canadian healthcare is amazing. I respect Tommy Douglas and he was one of the greatest Canadians that ever lived. One more thing, don't call me a faggot. One, you don't know me, and two, I'm not gay or a cigarette.

[DangerasTM]

makein tons of money as a writer and being a whole lot more confident with girls...or woman when im older

[itseightninteen]

Oh and um, Geaux Tigers?

[itseightninteen]

Hilarious Louisiana accent! I love to hear how people try to articulate how we speak down here. So kudos for you even though you failed miserably.

As for the Mexican News Story, it's so sad to see people get judged on their sexuality. Now if they were covered in some form of Leprosy, well by all means..

nah that was mean

[SinsOfTheAutumn]

i love how the goth stereotype is that they listen to black metal and will kick the shit out of you if you fuck with them, and emos will only listen to my chemical romance and will run if you fuck with them

[zomggir]

finally out of the shitty school system...and off to collage...wait never mind tahts in 4 years...so ummmm idk ...jail?

[MeestaWizzat]

fuck emo kids. lol