Getting girls doesn't have to be difficult (I used to think it did). I'll give you some advice right now..
Step 1: Go to MackMethods(dot)com
Step 2: Order the "pandoras box" program
Step 3: Use it and laugh at how easy girls are to figure out haha
Seriously, that program has changed my life. I probably shouldn't even be mentioning it because I don't want a bunch of other guys out there running the same "game" but whatever, I'm in a good mood today so I'll share the wealth.
He should have knocked her out and then carried her imp body to the local zoo, and through her into some ugly animals cage and then when she wakes up, maybe she would have a better chance asking an animal to like her or touch her then any guy. BUT she better make sure it's an ugly animal with no hair. i mean a Polar bear or tiger or lion would NOT want to touch her because they have beautiful hair and so obviously any animal that has hair hates any animal that desn't or is bald.
I mean that Revivogen and Nioxin works for stopping hair loss but it does not grow it back. A good substitute until something comes out that can grow the hair follicles left. You'll never get back that full head of hair if you are losing it and that's part of getting older. Just be thankful yer not loosing yer teeth.
If you are going bald, buy a whig or wear a hat if it bothers ya. Getting a hair transplant is ridiculous. I am going bald myself and thought about it until they told me it would cost 10 grand. Use Nioxin or Revivogen until they come out with something that actually works. Rogaine and that other pill(forgot the name) does not work! The actual gene that causes hair loss is a bit of interest. They have been experimenting with it for the last few years.
hey baby im feeling like santa, come on ova here and sit on my lap so we can talk about the first thing that "pops" up. oh and at :44 ide be like "oh shit WTF is wrong with ur head!!!!!
search for "hilarious pickup attempt", its like the third down its hilarious!!!! its also one of my videos, i just posted it and trust me... its worth checking out
Interesting video....i got a book from a pick up artist named alex mir, the book changed my life with women. definitely take a look if you want to transform your game. if your interested- fivestarcoaching(dot)com
hahah awesome.. super lame dialogue pickup though... into werid bald chick that is still hot. I think we all know the answer to this is Doggy. or maybe a combover. :P
nahh he trying to hard.. wayy too obvious he tryna play along.. fuck dat shit... haha i woulda been like.. umm where ya from because i like ya hat!! lol then she would have then had to explain to me why she wearing that stupid fuckin hat.. then i woulda been like its cool i like different styles.. then after that talk the regular wats ur name thing.. fuck dat shit NO GAL HOTTA DAN U
Not offended, just that the ad is unrealistic. If a guy's got game, short of looking like the Elephant Man, he's gonna snag the babe. Girls are far more impressed with guys that have social value than guys with hair.
i beg to differ, dallas texas a few years ago. But i think the whole english accent swung it for me. It would of been a different story back home in london
THat was pretty funny :). But this is really shitty to play of off some guys insecureties. As a guy the way you look is waaaaaaay less important than it is for a girl. You can pull ass without hair no problem. People won't care if you're bald if you yourself don't care.
Their goal is to make you laugh and they do so by showing an obvious physical abnormality. The more blatant that is, the more you lose your ability to think. Behind this hilarious scene there is the 40 or 45% of men having hair loss problems thinking they have no chance in life. Stupid advertisers, stupid society. But that's the world we live in
hey mister, why should a social anxiety disorder stop you? I'm pretty sure that can be fixed very naturally, go out with friends more often, ask people things, talk. The disorder should be taken seriously, it's like a placebo effect on you
I'd never tell anyone in real life but I haven't so much as kissed a woman in 17 years. I have social anxiety Disorder and I'm a loner. I'm 39 I'm fit and average looking and I even get hit on now and then by women (the few times a year that I leave the house) but I'm just too anti-social so start up a conversation. So much for grandkids for my father.
See your doctor. Social anxiety disorder is nothing more than brain chemistry. There are many pharmaceuticals (legal) that can make an incredible difference.
loner, medication may be for you, but a healthy diet and taking a variety of vitamin/mineral/herbal supplements can do wonders for improving your mood and mental state (B-vitamins and Selenium are important). I'm also 39, and I've had a mild case of O.C.D. since puberty, and a touch of S.A.D. I've been on a daily regimen of supplements for about 12 years, and it's helped me a lot with these problems, and has given me better overall health and energy. Give it a shot.
The only way to pick up girls is to get the greatest ever guys guide to girls. It really works. Don't waste your time with this bs. Truse me. Go to my page
that's other non-sense....like no women would want to get screwed by Vin Diesel or The Rock. If it was true, they'd be no bald men on the planet. They wouldn't pass on their genes. Attraction is different for guys than it is for women. Why do you think Tony Soprano does so well, he's the alpha male!!
I wouldnt have even made an excuse, just finish my drink and walk off
sta1V1ina 1 week ago
Bald Man = Normal
Bald Woman = Abnormal
What a load of crap...but then again it's a hair loss ad. I haven't got hair loss myself but a few of my mates who are bald pick up lots of girls.
sodazman 1 week ago
haha what a funny transition...some what of a paradox hairs on the other head on this one
rodriguez970 1 week ago
LOL!!!!
thegumtrick 5 months ago
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1) Be Confident (Posture, Eye Contact, Speak With Authority etc).
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4) Demonstrate that you're a good provider & protector (easy ways to do this).
FreeOnlineWorkouts 7 months ago
this is so retarded,woman does not =man
bold girl are not fucking same as bold man
but this was a good example on how not to pick up girls,so fucking borring and not confident,but practise makes perfect
TheSUBGAMER 7 months ago
shes banging...
pitbullhinson 7 months ago
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Guys,
Getting girls doesn't have to be difficult (I used to think it did). I'll give you some advice right now..
Step 1: Go to MackMethods(dot)com
Step 2: Order the "pandoras box" program
Step 3: Use it and laugh at how easy girls are to figure out haha
Seriously, that program has changed my life. I probably shouldn't even be mentioning it because I don't want a bunch of other guys out there running the same "game" but whatever, I'm in a good mood today so I'll share the wealth.
MMArtist99 8 months ago
Wow, pickup fail.
Zappamanz 9 months ago
smooooooth..very smooth.
oOInspektorOo 9 months ago
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Great Job !
does look like a smokin Klingon
Captain Kirk would definatly hit that
where are the green wenches ?
fvrrljr 9 months ago
He should have asked her politely to keep the hat on. ^_^
slim240293 9 months ago
(,-__,-) this video has me in tears
gotmymindwright 10 months ago
u can do it with her cap on! u idiot!
maveethemighty 10 months ago
lol makes ye think
improm2u 10 months ago
He should have knocked her out and then carried her imp body to the local zoo, and through her into some ugly animals cage and then when she wakes up, maybe she would have a better chance asking an animal to like her or touch her then any guy. BUT she better make sure it's an ugly animal with no hair. i mean a Polar bear or tiger or lion would NOT want to touch her because they have beautiful hair and so obviously any animal that has hair hates any animal that desn't or is bald.
xhemexx 11 months ago
@xhemexx what the fuck is the matter with you? holy shit you need help
SignalLost730 10 months ago
Holly shit... what a disrespect to all the bald guys..
AND I WOULD HAVE STILL TAPPED THAT KLINGON ASS FROM HERE TO NEXT TUESDAY... NO PROBLEM.
We can go shoot vulcans together or whatever the fuck she likes to do.
dalesalsa 11 months ago 2
hahahahaah nice one
Ahamster1 1 year ago
What a creep :D
nenadusa3 1 year ago 2
LOL
Spyfff 1 year ago
you sick bastards XD
ThePawn666 1 year ago
Yes who matters???..When u turn off the lights the only thing it´s important is what she has below her navel!!
coltXpowr 1 year ago
No more "opinion hooks'', "Inner/outer game", "Kino escalation", "routines", "day/night game" etc.
You want someone dat goes WAY beyond all da above?
I have to warn you, This guy is IN NO WAY a PUA or is dependent on any of the above. Instead, it's all about a CHARACTER based approach.
Scot Mckay.
Simply put, if you want a GREAT all around woman, you come to him. If you're looking to notch your bedpost, GO TO SOMEONE ELSE!!!
FashionRawkz 1 year ago
well at least i know what female predator looks like
lol
Dytex4 1 year ago
omg i am eating salami and i almost just threw up she looks like a star wars alien
yzwme586 1 year ago 2
hahahahahahahahA
hoony915 1 year ago
rofl
chrisbary 1 year ago
maybe a non hair pussy thats not bad!
danoldsbb 1 year ago 3
mind if I rest my balls on your smooth head?
fstwrtr 1 year ago
Gallagher!! Im still waiting for the watermelon.
fstwrtr 1 year ago
LOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLL omg this is funny shit
pilotoatomico 1 year ago
Just have her keep the hat on. lol
robertlewisvazquez 1 year ago
i say to a girl i got money and she be like ooeh i like you in her mind. Women Want Money!
akaboy4life 1 year ago
was this a commercial or something? haha it's awesome
OmgItsAnett 1 year ago
Do people actually go to bars alone?
Einheri1989 1 year ago
I mean that Revivogen and Nioxin works for stopping hair loss but it does not grow it back. A good substitute until something comes out that can grow the hair follicles left. You'll never get back that full head of hair if you are losing it and that's part of getting older. Just be thankful yer not loosing yer teeth.
bedlaminbelgiumroxzz 1 year ago
If you are going bald, buy a whig or wear a hat if it bothers ya. Getting a hair transplant is ridiculous. I am going bald myself and thought about it until they told me it would cost 10 grand. Use Nioxin or Revivogen until they come out with something that actually works. Rogaine and that other pill(forgot the name) does not work! The actual gene that causes hair loss is a bit of interest. They have been experimenting with it for the last few years.
bedlaminbelgiumroxzz 1 year ago
i like bald women- completely bald though
chriseparent 1 year ago
I LIKE THIS VIDEO
mulikgs 1 year ago
HI...........I AM GOKUL MULIK
mulikgs 1 year ago
excuse me can you tell me the
klingon for fuck off you baldy bitch?
waddellski 1 year ago
i would still bang that chick and tell hair to get a good wig ahh haha...
cortezforever 1 year ago
wow that was unexpected...i too would be speechless. Thats not something you see everyday
roughryder5 2 years ago
hey baby im feeling like santa, come on ova here and sit on my lap so we can talk about the first thing that "pops" up. oh and at :44 ide be like "oh shit WTF is wrong with ur head!!!!!
johanbipbop 2 years ago
search for "hilarious pickup attempt", its like the third down its hilarious!!!! its also one of my videos, i just posted it and trust me... its worth checking out
apatterson217 2 years ago
this commercial is dumb, plenty of bald guys can get hot chicks. its about how you act not how you look.
Deets1989 2 years ago 3
1.) Close your eyes for 10 seconds.
2.) Think of your crush.
3.) Copy this message.
4.) Send this to 3 other videos.
5.) Press refresh twice.
6.) Tomorrow your crush will ask you out.
showbizz10 2 years ago
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Interesting video....i got a book from a pick up artist named alex mir, the book changed my life with women. definitely take a look if you want to transform your game. if your interested- fivestarcoaching(dot)com
dudesguy77 2 years ago
ha ha very funny.
535wer 2 years ago
If she were shorter I'd hit it while sucking on her hairless spot.
guerrald 2 years ago
how shocking is that????
He just dumped her because of her hair, how unthoughtful!
I mean...
If he puts a bag on her head during the sex the problem is solved
foreverguga 2 years ago 10
for reals, i'd put a toupe on that and hit that shit.
BillKiernan 2 years ago 2
dude I'd bang her...Klingons are hottt x)
bluehorse888 2 years ago 4
so damn funny xD
his face is like...wtf?? xD
gheddoboy 2 years ago 2
she fooled me at first..... i would've just dated her and when her hair grows back, it'll all be fine.
ppaplaya 2 years ago
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I'd fuck her anyway...
MartinGilmour 2 years ago
Hilarious!!!
jboone707 2 years ago
LOL
Crazyman1212 2 years ago
who's pickin up who?
beh1310 2 years ago
shes fukin ugly
crunchyroler 2 years ago
She still looks hot to me. LOL
jankren 2 years ago
she is so hot I want to marry her.
LORDKEROTH 2 years ago
uh, so whats wrong with her?? The guys a dumb dickweed and has to go home to jag-off!!
She's a cute fuckin Hotty!! That's why nerdy guys are basically LOSERS!
EsotericAdept 2 years ago
You sound like a loser yourself.
refuckulate420 2 years ago
The look on his face is priceless, hahahaha
Rtv03 2 years ago
holy fuck that was like micheal jackson
payfortay 2 years ago
lol dat shit was funny
juline91 2 years ago
balding at a young age as far as i know = testosterone right?? could be wrong!!
mm34rider 2 years ago
yes testosterone. equals to too much DHT which blocks hair growth which helps to thin out your hair.
dragg17 2 years ago
what a load of bollox. Lots of bald guys pick up girls.
mightybaboonking 2 years ago 37
hahah awesome.. super lame dialogue pickup though... into werid bald chick that is still hot. I think we all know the answer to this is Doggy. or maybe a combover. :P
Skeetlejuice 2 years ago
LOL
ohyersyers 2 years ago
AHHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAH
sarcol 2 years ago
holyy shit i freak out it was like a scary movie lol
TOAD2026 2 years ago
nahh he trying to hard.. wayy too obvious he tryna play along.. fuck dat shit... haha i woulda been like.. umm where ya from because i like ya hat!! lol then she would have then had to explain to me why she wearing that stupid fuckin hat.. then i woulda been like its cool i like different styles.. then after that talk the regular wats ur name thing.. fuck dat shit NO GAL HOTTA DAN U
NOD3t 2 years ago
AHHHHHHHHHHH! EJECT! EJECT!
Jonotinker 2 years ago
I would have told her to put the hat back on and would have fucked her anyway
truthspeaks84 2 years ago 4
I would too!!!
kolache87 2 years ago
hahaha
noxard 3 years ago
hahahah
sunzgun 3 years ago
well that was a punch in the face. . .
P2dadecka 3 years ago
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Kelseyisaangell31 3 years ago
lmaoo
MisterBajwa 3 years ago
It scared the shit out of me.
narrator89 3 years ago
horrible
jonascrazy1996 3 years ago
lmaoooooooo
saintsrow69r 3 years ago
so stupid
stseiyag 3 years ago 2
This was phuching stupid
sebastianm1 3 years ago
ahahahahaha...oh dear.
nafism6969 3 years ago
this is so funny!!
exigel 3 years ago
What the fuck is this :D I am laughing with my ass lol
tolkien11 3 years ago
So stupid ....
psychedelicccc 3 years ago
Not offended, just that the ad is unrealistic. If a guy's got game, short of looking like the Elephant Man, he's gonna snag the babe. Girls are far more impressed with guys that have social value than guys with hair.
777zippy777 3 years ago
exactly!!
this is a really pathetic ad!
marek0086 3 years ago
lol that's hilarious good job ppl who made the commercial
as for the ones getting offended, wtf ru a bald chick or what?chill-out
futbolking 3 years ago
There is something wrong about the initial situation anyway.
No attractive girl in the world is going to a bar ALONE (except she is an Alcoholic). This just doesn't happen.
OOOJimPanseOOO 3 years ago
i beg to differ, dallas texas a few years ago. But i think the whole english accent swung it for me. It would of been a different story back home in london
trigga1uk 3 years ago
THat was pretty funny :). But this is really shitty to play of off some guys insecureties. As a guy the way you look is waaaaaaay less important than it is for a girl. You can pull ass without hair no problem. People won't care if you're bald if you yourself don't care.
Minkki82 3 years ago
lol thats a very smart ad.
joshie92 3 years ago
i feel bad foo her =[
arpjMYBOYYYS 3 years ago
ahaha should of just popped a bag over dat thing man!!
toby099 3 years ago
Such a desperate attempt to get customers. I suppose you're the same people sending mass spam about Viagra.
SickOneBro 3 years ago 4
she still have a pussy!!
citroenaxxx 3 years ago 28
Their goal is to make you laugh and they do so by showing an obvious physical abnormality. The more blatant that is, the more you lose your ability to think. Behind this hilarious scene there is the 40 or 45% of men having hair loss problems thinking they have no chance in life. Stupid advertisers, stupid society. But that's the world we live in
pani74 3 years ago 2
ROFLMAO LO LOlOSADLaodladoplolololol
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ThePlayerGroundcom 3 years ago
LOL!! Id still get with her!!!
hogsonquads 3 years ago
hahaha lool XD
Filip666slo 3 years ago
Wow. HILARIOUS.
orionbrooksclardy 3 years ago
ah ah
luigiperso 3 years ago
Best AD I've seen in years. Hands down.
joshspiker 3 years ago
loool
Knighta2 3 years ago
as if its that easy to get a converstaion goin with a hott blond like herself!..
fistly girls hate drunks like himself..hangin at bars..what a loser!..
kraziestylecrew 3 years ago 2
that is goood
blazin892006 3 years ago
haha lmao
gotta do the dog and the cat
C0demasters 3 years ago
LOL
LeBronForTheWin 4 years ago
hahaha lol
Kinh9999 4 years ago
LMFAO funnnnnny asss shit
proxy112 4 years ago
the second she removes the hat i couldnt stop lol. funny as
eurodance07 4 years ago
hahaha
IcyScythe 4 years ago
lollllllllllllllllllllllllllll
ucankurbaga 4 years ago
Thats funny.
GoM3z9 4 years ago
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ynnyytty 4 years ago
roflmao! that was so unexpected....i still would've tried to get to know her better though.
DrewJ16 4 years ago
whow... wbat a Shock!
Nimhdeath666 4 years ago
ASK IF SHES BALD WHERE IT COUNTS
montys45 4 years ago
Bang her with the hat on.
lonerUntilDeath 4 years ago
hey mister, why should a social anxiety disorder stop you? I'm pretty sure that can be fixed very naturally, go out with friends more often, ask people things, talk. The disorder should be taken seriously, it's like a placebo effect on you
brotherskaramazov 4 years ago
you crazy, lol.
ladex142 4 years ago
I'd never tell anyone in real life but I haven't so much as kissed a woman in 17 years. I have social anxiety Disorder and I'm a loner. I'm 39 I'm fit and average looking and I even get hit on now and then by women (the few times a year that I leave the house) but I'm just too anti-social so start up a conversation. So much for grandkids for my father.
lonerUntilDeath 4 years ago
See your doctor. Social anxiety disorder is nothing more than brain chemistry. There are many pharmaceuticals (legal) that can make an incredible difference.
thruid3 4 years ago
loner, medication may be for you, but a healthy diet and taking a variety of vitamin/mineral/herbal supplements can do wonders for improving your mood and mental state (B-vitamins and Selenium are important). I'm also 39, and I've had a mild case of O.C.D. since puberty, and a touch of S.A.D. I've been on a daily regimen of supplements for about 12 years, and it's helped me a lot with these problems, and has given me better overall health and energy. Give it a shot.
BRYAN351 4 years ago
fresh, funny, clever...GREAT
jayaweera 4 years ago
ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
reaperrpwnage 4 years ago
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ashhhleeeyyyx33 4 years ago
LMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAo
gearjamminJOE 4 years ago
lllllllllllllllllllllmmmmmmmmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaoooooooo
testr321 4 years ago
The only way to pick up girls is to get the greatest ever guys guide to girls. It really works. Don't waste your time with this bs. Truse me. Go to my page
crobaron 4 years ago
Oh yeah, umm, I forgot to get my umm...dog. Yeah I have a dog..and a cat.
But I thought you said you were visiting?
I am! Um..Im taking care of a friends appartment..
Uh..umm..ok well..
Brilliant..
emmahermione 4 years ago
bald chicks need lovin too, but they gotta pay.
CraZy675 4 years ago
LOL, isn't that from Family Guy?
u2bisgr8 4 years ago
if a woman wants a man the best pick up line wold be......hey there wanna fuk
161Daniel161 4 years ago
ahahaha AMEN TO THAT!
Neosin1 4 years ago
太有才了
yangbo7890 4 years ago
fat chins
M17CONVERTIBLE 4 years ago
xD lol!
powerup151 4 years ago
lmao
jgrizzXcore 4 years ago
lmao i forgot to get the dog
fiyaman 4 years ago
ha ha ha ha ha ha freaking hillarious. lol.
fjbvnipgnoipvguifbdu 4 years ago
LOL
gagan900 4 years ago
wasnt expecting that !!!
jonnyoverlord 4 years ago
if she always got that reaction then you know if you stayed around you`d be in for a good night with the lights off ;)
peteq1972 4 years ago
i dont care she is still sexy
dzarecta 4 years ago
bet you she could give a blowjob after a couple more of those cosmos haha.
trevin353 4 years ago
that's other non-sense....like no women would want to get screwed by Vin Diesel or The Rock. If it was true, they'd be no bald men on the planet. They wouldn't pass on their genes. Attraction is different for guys than it is for women. Why do you think Tony Soprano does so well, he's the alpha male!!
Seano71 4 years ago
Paperbag, whamm! Prob. solved ;)
SimonSaysYe 4 years ago
love it ahahahahahah
skyecolispeedo 4 years ago
Baby, hats make me horny. Put yours back on and we'll play cowboy. I'll bring the spurs.
betonarchese 4 years ago
i'd still hit it, easy prey HAHAHA
remoman 4 years ago
omg.. fckin awesome.. i would have laughed and ran!!!
FLiRTEntertainment 4 years ago
Hilarious!
Autumn6 4 years ago
CLassic
Demanufacture028 4 years ago
she looks like one of those aliens from battlefield earth lol
shuu7777 4 years ago
Lol Awesome commercial!!
DemiRonin 4 years ago
ahahahahahahhaaaaa
peteyg1 4 years ago
holly shit
PussyConquerer 4 years ago
that was good.
StRanGerManY 4 years ago
hahahahha
cortezfu2 5 years ago
ROTFL.
voyager123bg 5 years ago
keep her hat on dude....
TAYLORT5 5 years ago
if i pretended all girls looked like this before i approached them... hmm confidence boost
Tricksta69 5 years ago
i dunno.. i mean.. if she's on top you can't see the receeding hairline right? and hey... if you can't stand to look at it she had some nice tits..
zabcod 5 years ago
They were ok, I wouldn't say great.
stickyjoe131 4 years ago
I really didnt expect that. I would bang her too but ofcourse with a bag on her head lol
faiz007 5 years ago
Id still bang her
m3gatl20n 5 years ago