Intellivision® TV Commercial: B-17 Bomber

[Julienfun]

this commercial: Bee Seventeen Bambuh

Intellivoice : BEEEEEEEE SEVENTEEEEN BAAALLLLMMMER !!!

[arcuspilot]

This was far my favourite Intellivision game. Ok - here we go - Beeeeeee Seventeeeeeeeeeeeeen Bohmerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...

[MegaMetaloverlord]

beeeem seventeeeen BOAAAMMMERR

[ScottQB4]

JUST $99!

[bendyman]

I still have this game, although I never had the intellivoice add on - played it for hours, and it was my dad's favorite game on the intellivison. I preferred Burgertime.

[FantasticBob7000]

@bendyman Burgertime was the shiznit!!!

[TheAusieBloke]

JUSSSSSSSSTIIIIIIINNNN BEEEIBBBBEEEERRR

LOLWTF

[ProManUnitedFan]

Mattehl ilectrawnics presents: BHEEEE SEHVUNTEEN BAHWMER

[darkgear6]

BEEE SEVENTEEEN BAUOUAOUAOULMER

[TailsDoll77]

thumbs up if you came here because of AVGN

[glennglog22]

beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee saventean bawwmer

[alexmeanberg]

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESEVENTEEE­EEEEEEEEEN BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW­WWWMER

[narutoeagle777]

BAAAAAAAWWWWWMMMZ AWAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!!

[SirPimpinPeacock]

BAWMZ AWEY

[Altair0115]

DAT WAS AWN TAWRGIT!

[IIIIdepechemodeIIII]

bawwwmmmss awayyyy!!

[guyinfl99]

I always figured Winston Churchill to be an Atari guy.

[zenthex1234]

BEEEEE SEVENTEEEEEEEN BAAAAAAALLMER!

[WebVMan]

More like BM Bomber!

[atypicalmystery]

you think I can still get that free intellivoice? It's still 1983 right?

[reshaunfrancis]

AVGN b-17 bomber!

[Agent1W]

I bet the multiplayer kicks ass.

[Rosienoid]

This is my fav game growing up. Memories...

[OMFGYOURDRIVINGMEINS]

LOL HE NARROTOR was like b secenteen bombUR

[Shmeepazoid]

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE SHEVENTEEN BOOOOOOOOOMBER

[Supersourcrout]

Bee seventeen BAALLMMMERRR!!!!!!!!!!!

[xwingx1gt]

@Supersourcrout At least it doesn't say BEEEEEE STEEEEVEEE BAALLMMMEEERRR!!!!!

[Supersourcrout]

@xwingx1gt BALMZ AWAYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!

[theheadshot45]

Everyone loves the avgn

[RawSteelUT]

WOW, could you imagine a WW2 game today having such a lighthearted commercial?

"World War 2 is FUN!"

Then the P.C. police come down hard.

See, this shit is why I love the 80s.

[Watcher3223]

@GoHabsGo0708

I guess that's what Microsoft says when Mr. Ballmer goes to pitch a new version of Windows.

BALLM'S AWAY!

[Suomipanzerdiv13]

beeeeee seventeeeeen baaaawwwwmmmmeer!

[daviddpb75]

BANDITS 12 O clock!!

[CssHDmonster]

bee seventin bawmer

[TheZerg123]

they tried so hard to stay away from the title screen =P

[InsideTheMirror]

Jesus, it's like reaching into the future.

[level242]

that was the worst Joseph Stalin impression ever.

[fattoler]

Actually it's the worst WINSTON CHURCHILL impression ever...

[SeeleDesTigers]

@fattoler

Lets play level bombing on germany! :)

[fattoler]

@SeeleDesTigers I wonder what it would be like if you were flying in the RAF... MATTEL ELECTRONICS PRESENTS... AAAVROOO LANCASTEEER BAWMBER!

[KittuPikachu]

BEEE SEVUNTEEN BAWMUHR

XD

i love this game

[KanthamOMG]

BEEE SHEVENTEEN BAWMOOR!!

[Flash11I19]

They should release B-17 Bomber on the Virtual console :D. Proudly I will buy it.

[FireTacoProductions]

BBEEEEE SHEVENTEENN BALLLLMMMERRR

[finalfantasyst]

b-17 bummer

[Rick132500]

I hope my intelivision can handle those intence graphics! It looks as good as crysis warhead on Enthusiest :)

[Saurik2]

Where the hell is the red neck accent?

[Kristanni20X6]

aww no robot redneck saying

"BEE SEVINTEEN BAUWMER"

[SavenForever]

Wouldn't surprise me if this was the same voice that was modified on the opening screen.

[tooneeii]

BEEE SEVENTEEEEEN BAAAOOUUWWMER!!!

[sonicheroes1982]

wow,epic commercial lol

[Jigglysaint]

Uh oh, that was not a tarrrget!

[crazyfooInc]

BEEEEE SEVENTEEN BAWMER!

[smurf88]

BEE SEVENTAEN BAAAOOUUMMMERR

[FightingJEDI]

BAEY SANVENTAIN BOWMER!!!!!

[ThePotatoSackers]

BEY SEVUNTEYN BAWMER

[DukeNukem500]

BBEEE SEVEENTIIN BAOUMBER

[YoYo1273]

WHOAH sweet graphics I'd like to get my hands on that game!

[MasterCheat930]

BEEE SEVENTAAN BAAOOWMBER

[josethedark7788]

BAWMBZ AWAI!!

[M30W3R]

JARATE? NOOOO

[verycrazyghoul]

0:04 i've heard that!

[SMPsis]

BEEEE ZEVANTEEAAN BAAAAAAAWMEEER

[Edmaster24]

The audio sounds perfect. Where did you get it?

[Aqwert76]

BEEE SÄVENTIEEN BAWMER

[smilicia97]

BEEEEEE SevENTEEAM BAWLMERRRAH!

[KartKing4ever]

get a free one BY MAIL im a kid and i know if ur a kid u cant wait 2 weeks just to hear some redneck say bee sheventeen bawmer

[InsidahDevelopment]

but isnt that just the typical american accent??

[alevy67]

gdaye mate!

you know here that means somebody that you fuck?!?!

[InsidahDevelopment]

So you have no mates?

[alevy67]

twas a joke :D

[Tiukuttaja]

B-17 BOMBA

[jballen90]

BEEEEEEE SEVENTEEN BOMBER!!!!!

[plasmavox]

The B17 Balmer Not B17 Bomber!!! Song:

watch?v=peUh2XQIX5I

[R32Studios]

B-17 BOMBER

[haste500]

beeeeesevunteeeenbllllaaaughmb­eeerrr

[4lphz]

BEEEE SEVENTEAH BOOOOMBLEE

[TheAzureNightmare]

BAWMBS AWAEIGH.

[machotacoman1]

BLEEI-SEAVENTEEAN-BAUWLMUGHER

[CI5AgentSweeps]

Look I know the voices sound funny, and I'll admit they do but if it wasn't for games like these in the 80's then we still would be playing voiceless games even now! I'm just saying my opinion which everybody is entitled to their own.

Besides, I've played this game and I think it's amazing considering it was made in '83! :)

[d1sAs7eR]

BBBEEEEEEEE SHEVUNTEEEN BAAAAWMER

[xshadowfoxz]

WHAT IS HE SAYING?!

[CI5AgentSweeps]

Do you mean the pilot or the narrator?

[Snargifer]

BEEEE SAYVUNTEEN BAAAAOOOWMRRRR

[jimmerbobber]

@Snargifer That's the best part of the game.

[MegaRageman]

looooooooooooooool

[Joshmarti23]

Year:1983

Company:intellivsion

Creator:"Fuck yea we made the best game ever!!"

26 years later after the PS3 and Xbox360 console

Creator".........ffffffuck....­..."

[birdbrainxzx]

uh....josh the company is mattel

[tomahawk368]

Rednecks sayin bee sevunteen bowmer.

[darthfocus]

MY uncle used to play this game all the time... it was so kool back then.

[WTFBOOMDOOM]

Beee sevunteeen bawmbor!

[91238673]

Voices in games were sooooo rare back then. I bet this was the shit! I'll never know cause all I had was the Atari. Awesome, Yes but did it talk?

Fuck no.

Beeeeeeeeeee sevuunteeeen

bowbmer!!!!

[acarvalhaes]

lol

awesome game

best graphic i ever seen, its much realistic

better than xbox360 games

BEE SEVENTEIN BOMB

[DarkOmegaMK2]

bi seventi bomah =DD

[chuckiexyz]

lmao he says in the history of video games

THIS IS THE HISTORY OF VIDEO GAMES

[darthfocus]

hahahahaha lol

[cybersalad]

I was so jealous of my Intellivision-owning friends for this game back in the day.

[ReubenNinja]

Mattel presents... BEE-SEVENTEAN-BALMER.

[6344Dragonkingon]

@ReubenNinja BALMER? So Intellivoice was created by Microsoft!!!

[sweetpeasummer]

this game was WAY ahead of its time...

[remyrz]

B-17 BOMBER!! :0

[spawn22222]

bombing british towns and buildings, killing hundreds of people.

You know, for kids!

[FOXHOUND86]

More like bombing GERMAN military assets, and killing nazis.

[spawn22222]

Oh, I thought the game took place as a japanese fighter jet.

[SoaringEagle2005]

You don't know much about aviation, do you...or the second world war, for that matter! Japan did not have fighter jets...nor were they in any possible range of Britan...nor is a bomber a fighter.

[spawn22222]

No, I don't know anything about war. I wasn't concerned about being historically accurate. I was just trying to make a joke.

[LarimerFilms]

Well then its one of the worst jokes I've ever heard.

[spawn22222]

I was just saying in a sarcastic way, that your still a bomber and bombing things, and I just put, "you know, for kids!" at the end, because your bombing shit and that's pretty violent for the target audience. No matter whatever fucking accurate facts included. So I threw a Nostalia Critic reference in there. Jesus Christ, do you people ever let shit die and fade away?

[balboapension]

Your cleverness was lost in your ignorance.

[spawn22222]

How am I being ignorant? Is it becuase you think I won't let anyone correct me? No! That's not it, I don't care if I'm corrected or not, it was a joke!

[balboapension]

What I'm saying is you should be ashamed. Making a joke does not give you immunity to understanding history, especially in an age of EASY information there's even less excuse for making jokes where you can't even be funny because you don't even understand the basic facts. You weren't really making a joke, you were trying to make a pithy comment about war being sold to children, yet I'm sure the children playing THAT game were more grounded in their history than you are. And you have WikiPedia...

[spawn22222]

I'm sorry for greatly desacrating the past with my simple comment not supposed to be taken seriously. Are you happy?

[nintendoforever1995]

that was cool of you to defend yourself and your personality have a nice day :D

[spawn22222]

Thanks.

[farmgent]

I used to play this game for hours on end. Running missions into Germany all night!

[jeffbrister2004]

:24.....

Damn...we missed out on the free voice synthesis module... :D

[bigpoopie69]

Announcer sounds like Churchill!!! AAAAwesome!

[specialbuddy1]

We had this game.

[AndreiPsiOps]

mattel electronics presents

BEEEEEEEE SEVENTEEEEEN BOOOOOOOO(B)MER

[Rgjrunner]

mattel electronics presents......BEEEEEEEE SHEVENTEEEEEN BOOOOWWMER

lmao

[mrkallen]

Ive still got my intellivoice module.

[animefreak86]

fuck it lets try bomb squad

[Xx0Poidruuu0xX]

BOHHMB SKAUD

[firewurker]

BEEEE SEVUNTEEN BAUHMER

[jorgesaintes]

ich find das super! ich hab vor 20min dieses teil in meinem keller gefunden! ich hab noch niemals was von dieser konsole gehört!!

[pro4aReason]

are u retarded speak english u fucksack no1 here wants to read german shit u have to say

[jorgesaintes]

du kannst mich am arsch du knecht du misticher inselaffe

[Apmonstret]

BEEE SEVENTEEEN BAUMUR

[limeymanftw]

beeeeeeeeeeeeeeee seventeeeeeeen booooooommmmmmmmbgbbbeeerrrrrr­rr!!!!!!!

[theblahs]

beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee seventeeeen boooooooooooooooomberrr

[Sejr]

BEE SEVENTEEN BOHMAH!

[Persianpudding]

So THAT's what it looks like.

[reknawfiend]

Limping back to blighty with 3 gunners dead, bandits at nine o clock, watching out fo flak- war is hell.

[robdun]

BEEEE SEVENTEEEN BOMMMBERR

[termi555]

bombs away! bandits 12 o'clock! watch out for flak! good job! great game

[theterranaut]

The "B-17 Bomber" voiceover part is an impersonation of Winston Churchill.

[HighTreason610]

"Mattel Eletronics presents... Beeeehh Servernteeeehhhnnn Booorrmmmmaaaahhhhrr"

lol

[doinblow]

Filled with the sounds of BATTLE!

[ODSTHelljumper]

...blips and blops

XD

[clebo99]

BANDITS, 12 o'clock. Watch out for flak!!!! Great game.

[adrianmarti]

B-17 Bomma! Even the commercials say it in a strange way, a different strange way.

[notyoursavior78]

The guy in the commercial doesn't even say it right. B-17 Bomma!

Booombsss away!

[sinistermoon]

This is a truly great game. It is sad knowing people have only heard of it because AVGN made fun of the voice. This game brought me hours of fun.

[AlmightBlackDragon]

Aww, the BEEEE_SEVUHNTEEEEEN BAAAHWMER sound wasn't in the commercial. That's the best part.

What a BOMMER!

[SmkNinja]

Veeee Savanteeeeengh Baaawmber.

[williamhowe1]

BEE SEVENTEEN BUUUMBER!!!

[mickeymouse14]

holy shit!

[citizenofhyrule]

the guy who says b-17 bomber says it just as stupid as the game itself :

bee seventeen bomme with no r

[BloopyQ]

I find the voice funny! I would love to try the game for myself.

[bigdog49094]

40 years ago this was the coolest game around so many different screens so much to do was really interactive.

[lolJudge101]

I think the real name of the game was BSAVANTEN BAUMER But i think they change their mind and forgot to change the voice and the commercial

[daoldschool55]

BEEEEEEEEEEE SEVENTEEEEEEN BAUWMER

[UgIzZz]

B SENEVEUN BOMA!

[Manofthehour10]

beeeeeeeeeeeeeeee sheventeen bawweeerr

[abbasfisk]

Beeeee Seventeen baaaumer

[krankor54]

I wanted to by this system when I saw this commercial I thought it looked like such a cool game. now I play aces high online

times have changed

[Samson1091]

what an annoying voice

[bearcat400]

beeeeee seventeeee baaaaumer

[EdmacZ]

Beeeeee Sheventeeeeen BAUHHMERR!

[NEWFATALITY]

Beeeeee seventeeeen BAAAAAUUUUMERRR

ore BOOOMB SQAAAAD

[CircuitEnergy]

That voice will haunt me for tha rest of mai days.

[mattseal65]

they should have used the computer voice at the end

[ChekhovsGun]

Sweet ad.

[vredesbyrd4]

BEEEEEE SEVENTEEN BAAAAAAAUUMMERR!

[DullBull]

Dexnu got it right: B-17 BAMA

[HBKanedge818]

BEEE SEVENTEEEN BAUMUURR

[ifhgsfj]

BEEEEEE STHEVEN THEEEEN BAWMBAR

[KeijiKG]

Beeeeeeeee Savunteeeeeeeeeen Baaaalmerrrrrrrrr

[Kieranizmyname]

BAWMS AWAY

[setforlife112]

beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee savvvvvvventeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeen booooooooooooooooooooomarrrrrr­rrrrr

[Dexnu]

Does anyone know how to say b17 bomber?

Bae thseventheen bawmurr

B-17 BAMA!

[retrogamer2007452]

bombs away

[nets1fan102290]

how in the fuck did you get this commercial wtf

[FOXHOUND86]

It looks like kind of a fun game for it's time.

[mpontheair]

Oh boy. We have a horrible impression of a Brit in the commercial and then a horrible impression of a redneck in the Intellivoice!

I'm speechless.

[Sammyt3hSnake]

Bayeeeee Saivunteen Bowlmberl.

[Metalwario64]

BAAAey Seuvuntein baulmber!

[link458745]

BAAAAY SAVENTAAN BAWMBERRRRR

[misstoffu]

omfg, I love the voice at the intro of the game "BIIIIIIIIII SEEEEVENTIIIIINNN BOMBEEEEEEEHHHR!"

[1337gam3r07]

yeah the angry video game nerd did a parody of that