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  • You can even make steam powered dildo!!!! The electric ones are too mainstream and Amish ppl can use electric...BOOM I'm a millionaire just like that

  • wow man i would hats off to you but im not wearing a hat lol

  • Looks like a dildo machine.

  • you can do it for free with magnets!

  • @snafuedem no you cant

  • @snafuedem then what would you do with the water, use it in 1 your squirt guns? Dude, it's a STEAM engine. What more is there to explain

  • Sounds like a "fork on the plate" party...

  • Simply amazing. If only it was possible to knock together a reliable steam engine to run a car without any sealants...or a lathe for that matter.

  • very good

  • They will never be able to get that up to 88mph.

  • awesome video... hats off to u....

  • another Energy generator Fire .,.,Cool

  • Your sex is on fire!

  • fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap (sorry)

  • Fantastic! Is it possible to obtain the working drawings for this? Might want to give it a try....

  • Lol giant crack pipe

  • Just look at this thing, pure art

  • thumbs up if you wanna find some way to use it for smoking weed

  • where can I buy this?

  • Beautiful.

  • very nice

  • Its cool the way you can see the water in the boiler boiling, returning to normal, then boiling again as the movement of the piston makes the pressure change inside the engine. Great work

  • every stoner eyes just got alot bigger

  • これいくらですか?

  • Only creationists hit DISLIKE.

  • lol imagine if it broke

  • ほしーーーーーーーーーーーーー!!!!!

  • Reminds me of last night ;)

  • If you would have any sort of silicone o-ring for the piston it would work somewhat more efficient. Just make sure the o-ring doesn't rub up on the glass to hard, or else you'll loose power.

  • Very impressive work at any rate! show a high level of skill with a material difficult to work in the first place. Just think of the precision required for all thase bearing sizes so it can work without leaks or slope.

  • Thats awesome. Where is the exhaust though? The piston and shafts dont seem to have any holes, and i can't see any sources of the exhaust steam.

  • Very cool. Thank you for sharing!

  • Most of us probably couldn't make a steam engine if it was a child's model set. This person made one out of glass. That impressive!

  • @racercowan i build a dirt house..

  • wattage ?

  • Very nice I must say :-)

  • LOL it looks like a bong!

  • I would buy one of these :o

  • Very impressive engine. And made of glass too, that's a challenge (double the very).

    You make it using a mold or by glass blowing?

  • FAP ? FAP ?

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  • Damn..... I need to get laid. -_-

  • increible esta bacanisimo ese modelo pero se ve como dificil

  • Now make a little glass feed grinder and let it grind up one kernel of corn at a time.

  • Amazing! What wonderful engineering 5 stars - and then some!

  • Elegant!  I have an old Jensen from childhood, but this beats the band.

  • brings to mind the quote ... "There's no earthly way of knowing Which direction they are going... There's no knowing where they're rowing... Or which way the river's flowing... Is it raining, is it snowing? Is a hurricane a-blowing? Not a speck of light is showing So the danger must be growing... Are the fires of Hell a-glowing? Is the grisly Reaper mowing? Yes! The danger must be growing 'Cause the rowers keep on rowing And they're certainly not showing Any sign that they are slowing! "
  • VERY impressive!

  • I would be afraid of it breaking at that speed. >.>

  • If you don't watch the video you hear a fapping machine.

  • A master glass blower designed this steam engine and we have to spend four years of college in order to receive an engineering degree?

  • @ofrae1971 I'm sure that an engineer has to do things that are a bit more complicated than a basic steam engine

    id also like to say that it takes a master glass blower to do this because if everything isn't perfect the hol thing explodes

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  • Was an Fireside MM in the Navy...meaning I worked with boilers and the steam system. Today I'm a lampworker......I have found a new goal in life. Gotta make one of these myself :D

  • tunk tunk tunk tunk tunk SMASH!

  • i feel like you could some how make that into a really cool bong

  • Lol! This is soo super-uper cool

  • where can i buy one

  • Amazing workmanship

  • Tats would make an awesome bong

  • I don't remember authorizing anyone to film my meth lab...

  • 2 thumbs up

  • awesome...!!

    

  • nice idea for a f**k machine , cheers

  • can you explain to me if what made or why did the machine pump? the one inside the glass in the middle..

  • @SarionLt pls. reply..this is for my report in school.. :D

  • @SarionLt

    It'¨s called steam. Try here: wikipedia (dot) org/wiki/Steam_engine

  • @SarionLt Because of the steam, it created pressure in the chambers.

  • @SarionLt

    It is to change the direction of the steam flowing into the cylinder so it can push back and forth.

  • Flagged. Lolz

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  • WoW! What an incredible piece of workmanship!

  • Now I want to see someone do an internal combustion engine out of glass.

  • cool!

  • inspiration of sex + weed = this machine

    :-)

  • To be honest, the copper degrades it - the wire doesn't look like it's doing anything important, why have it there and spoil the 100% glass effect?

  • @Gwern0 Because it's part of the safety valve.

  • see somebody managed to upload porn to youtube, and that bitch likes i rough, without lube,

  • that thing is gonna break

  • 12 People are Oil Tycoons.

  • I was watching this in my room and my room mate told me to stop jacking off

  • PLEXI-GLASS???

  • this sounds wrong when you rewatch it with your eyes closed

  • @shinyray01 i thought the same thing!!!

  • I love how the first thing that comes to the average teen when they see an all glass steam engine is that it's a bong. The degradation of intelligence is happening faster then most feared.

  • @DAKOTA56777 Speaking of degradation - you mean _than_. :^)

  • @BrokenHaiku lol One it was a joke and two, wow what a grammar nazi!

  • @DAKOTA56777 And three, I was joking too.

  • @DAKOTA56777 You should hit the bong and ignore the childish humor

  • @DAKOTA56777 *than

  • @DAKOTA56777 or maybe we just like making bong jokes and you have no sense of humor.

  • @SunFlightx No, I think he's right.

  • @Agentmass well you're entitled to your opinion but it's pretty sad that you think the nation's youth is really that stupid when in reality we're just making jokes and you guys can't even realize it.

  • @SunFlightx Well, how about instead of making constant jokes, you say something intelligent on something like this? We got enough stupid people in the world.

  • @DAKOTA56777 My first thought was "I wonder how fast that thing has to go before it shatters"

  • @DAKOTA56777 I am a teen and I think its awesome!

  • @DAKOTA56777 Now to be fair, can you honestly blame me for thinking that when that was exactly what i just so happened to be searching on google.

  • @DAKOTA56777 Fear not. We are all not pot heads. There will always be a vast amount of kids who enjoy learning and studying the mechanics and physics of the world and the universe. And even so, many of my friends use marijuana and are extremely intelligent. I myself do not, but who am I to judge if my peers are maintaining a 3.5-4.0 at ivy league schools while using marijuana? Oh, and you would use than, not then. :)

  • @madjical wow you guys do know it was a joke right, lol all these comments.

  • @DAKOTA56777 Sorry, I didn't have my sarcasm-through-monotone-text glasses on.

  • Beautiful bit of artistry and amazing glass blowing skill!

  • Sei un genio!!!!!!!!!!!! MAGNIFICA!!!!!!

  • Amazing like a porn machine

  • fucking machine

  • What a beauty !!!

  • Wonderful. Take care. Don't drop it!

  • Amazing!

  • Advanced. Where can I buy one of these?

  • I had to turn the volume down so my mom wont think that I was watching porn.

  • @TheCrazytexican HA-HA-HA..

    little punk

  • @TheCrazytexican LOOOOOL

  • Lol, just sounds like a massive fap session

  • place sexual innuendo here

  • i have the weirdest boner right now

  • I love it. I bet you could sell copies of the model. Could you make cheaper versions by making some parts out of commercial dimensional glass?

  • @softwerksaol would not work (sealing)

  • thanks for sharing .. we will 2 ..

    our facebook friends are loving ...

  • amen

  • This piston is definitely sexy

  • Wow!

    

  • I find this easy to masturbate to...

  • is there much shrinkage in glass? does pyrex shrink less than soft glass? i know very little about glass itself but i do like the idea of utilizing glass' heat conductivity for power transfer or insulation etc. Isn't cooling just as important as heating in engines like the stirling?

  • worlds craziest bong

  • But can you smoke weed out of it?

  • @JeseSLU But...Will it blend?

    Anyway, awesome machine. As simple as beautiful.

  • I wonder how many he had to make before this one that didn't shatter

  • @MnLxSCOPEZx Not:  'You grandmother's vibrator'?

  • @DigitalVG Thats the funniest thing thats happend to me since your mother reminded me that this bong in the video is what she was smoking when she made you.

  • @MnLxSCOPEZx Dude, my mother's so fat, how did you even find the hole?

  • BUT The Question Is: "Will It Blend" ?

  • This is what it sounds like when people masterbates. haha

  • simply amazing !

  • ah yes, the invention that saved the world, and subsequently ruined it

  • @BrendanStuart the invention of the steam engine didn't ruin the world, the invention of the internal combustion engine (^that things filthy half brother) ruined the environment

  • @judovii  What do you drive, asshole?

  • "2,589 likes, 12 dislikes"

    How the heck can anyone dislike this excellent video clip?  It's definitely a nice model of steam engine for demonstrations, and it caused me to wonder if it'ld be possible, in a practical way, to make a steam engine for powering recumbant bicycles. Pedaling is healthier, but if a person travels long distances with such a bicycle, then it might be nice to give the legs a break once in a while.

  • Excellent!

  • its really cool...but youe have to have some nerve to be near it when it in use

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  • Your turn religion!

  • Whatever has to do with Steam is subject of hatred! ;)

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  • úžasný...

  • How good is the meth made from this thing?

  • That's one elaborate bong

  • nice :)

  • FapMahine lol :D

  • Make a blowjob machine!

  • ААААААААААА!!!! Вы порвали мне мозг!!!!!!!! Хочу теперь себе такую балалайку

    !!!!!!!

  • i guess i`m not the one thougt how genius this is...

  • science boner.

  • glass on glass...lol

  • Where do they sell those?

  • i was just expecting the glass to smash any moment o-o

    also thats an awesome steamengine made out of glass :O

  • that would make a great dildo.

  • Nerd Porn

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  • amazing creation! really nice work!

  • Rule #34 no exceptions

  • There's a sexual reference in here I'm sure of it.

  • its like a fuck machine