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  • I'd eat her too but not her head

  • 111 vegatarians

  • Not even scary.. But funny :)if u wanna see scary and funny look up PennyWise The Dancing Clown...

  • This good and weird

  • ok that was reely funny but not scary at all

  • He loves the sausage guys!!!

  • This isn't even scary.....

  • Mmmmmmmm sausage

  • those stains come off easy if u pee on them...

  • "Why do you wanna eat my head off?" why the fuck you talking to a clown in a toilet??? lmao see in the hood we would have...ran from some shit like that! xD

  • "Why do you wanna eat my head off?" why the fuck you talking to a clown in a toilet??? lmao see in the hood we would have...ran from some shit like that! xD

  • wtf is that shit

  • sorry, but that had to be the most boring waste of ten minutes of my life. it could be so much better. try harder

  • He's been eating shit at 3:03 :P

  • 03.06 wish my teeth were like that

  • He probabley wants to get laid

  • haha CronicZing if this is you dancing u got Rhythm baby i love the dance at end it rocks so hard :D

  • He just looks similar like Ronald Mcdonald, like a brother or something. But he looks more getto

  • I thought the shots were all interesting and good. The whole serious "art" community needs to chill, the video is meant to be silly as in NOT TO BE TAKEN AS A SERIOUS HORROR FILM. Thats why it says "Comedy" in the title...

  • I'm seriously wondering what the clown guy looks like without the clown makeup

  • LOL AWESOME ONE OF THE BEST!

  • S..it is dark, night, a clown that wants to eat her head off is chasing her, there are A BUNCH of buildings around, and she runs into the WOODS. You know, you're REAL smart there. REAL smart.

  • if i was that girl id be like why dont i go cook u some sausage lol

  • is this chick single

  • im gowna eat ur head OFF........does that even make sense?

  • nice toilet

  • I love this!!!

  • well i would piss his face ...

  • 06:58 lol 08:15

  • 06:58 lol

  • hahahahahahaha

    

  • This vid somes up the typical abusive relationship, could be in northern New Mexico, or anywhere else for that matter...

  • why did she run into the woods

  • flush the damn toilet

  • Headcheese the Clown! XD This is a work of (deranged) genius.

    \8-D

  • haha

  • This was retarted

  • Can you guess why his teeth have brown on them? I can. hahaha

  • The penishead loves penises in toilets

  • Lol at 5:56

  • Clowns aren't scary.

    You want scary? Follow me.

  • this video sucks .why would some clown wanna eat someones head off+her voice is annoying when she screams.

  • Why in Gods or my Fucking mothers name they always run into the woods. and BTW if i saw that clown in the toilet i wil flush the toilet if his then not dead i will kick the CRAP OUTTA HIM!!!!! and he must brush his teeth

  • Why in Gods or my Fucking mothers name they always run into the woods. and BTW if i saw that clown in the toilet i wil flush the toilet if his then not dead i will kick the CRAP OUTTA HIM!!!!!

  • I dont know about no clowb head, but I just grew a sausage head for that girl.

  • I give props to the person that is playing the clown in this clip. Something i would see Jim Carrey do in one of his movies! 3:13

  • best part of the while thing is 8:00 to the end...best acting of the whole thing. love the music too. cracks me up everytime. he's soo genuinely happy.

  • its a pawody of it

  • A little editting gaffe. At 3:48 she's running with no toilet brush but at 3:54 the toilet brush reappears. Oh well, it happens to Hollywood.

  • As clowns go, this one isn't very scary.

  • ....... this wreeked of AHDH.

  • LOL WTF THE ENDING CREDITS IF FUNKY

  • i like the clown xDDD sausges!!!

  • Lmfao! Where can I get a pair of those squeeky shoes of his?

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  • clowns are a bitch

  • that chick is fukin brave at going in da stall i would fukin say "FUCK THIS SHIT" and quit or tell sumone, or if i had a gun i would shoot its brains out

  • A little spooky and very creepy.  I love the clown and he's got moves. The chick is hot. I really like this movie.

  • the clown actor was great. a suggestion to make it a darker film would be for the clown to be more pervy on te girl but otherwise that was really good

  • This was dumb. It wasn't 'dark' enough for me and I didn't think it was funny. Just not my style I guess. It was put together well though. The music was good too. But... No.

  • fat ass chick! :D

  • And, those dance moves by the clown during the credits. Superior!

  • I enjoyed your movie. The actress is decent but maybe not ready for an Oscar yet. However, she is easy on the eyes so that's a plus. The clown really steals the show. Freaky and creepy as the script calls for. I love the use of the toilet brush as an effective weapon against the clown. It's a bit scary; it's bizarre; and it's funny. I liked it. Great job.

  • they had the right type of camera acting sux storyline sucked

    thats it simply it

  • That girl at the beginning is not showing much commitment to the task at hand. D- for her effort.

  • Best part = dancing clown at the end

  • fuck

  • Awesome movie! But I wanted to see her head get eaten LOL

  • wat da freak sausage...But the girl is a gud actris

  • BETTER THEN TRANSMORPHERS!!! lacy is hot

  • lol HA! HA! Hes an OK CLOWN but NOTHing to my Pshyco KILLer CLOWN from Winnipeg Canada. The "REAL" Boogieman EVIL the CLOWN. I hav the Book I did and soon the movies.

    This CLOWN has wathed to much IT lol but its ok just not scarey funny.

  • very very good, love the ending

  • Lmaoo While She's Running she still qot that white toilet thinq in her hand how stupid but its funny lol!

  • wtf?

  • lol no offence but that the cheesyest shit iv ever seen

  • Awhhh the clown got his sasuge how delightful!

  • ROFL That was SOOO Hilarious XD

    I Looove It :) Thumbs up

  • why the hell would you run into a dark forest ........ she shoulda ran on the streets not into a dark forest

  • Wow. VERY nice! I'm an aspiring short filmmaker myself, having mostly done action-thrillers, but started doing a horror/sci-fi serial since october and love doing unusual material more than anything.

    THIS is one hell of an example of a well-done short film. I simply cannot say enough about how mindblowing your lighting is! The cinematography is fantastic, albeit one or two spots that could've been filmed differently, but overall GREAT JOB!

    I hope to see more from you in the future, cochise!

  • Meh... For a student film, I'd give it a B minus. The editing isn't great. The acting is below average. The story is ok. The directing doesn't have good style and nor does he truly understand pacing, Also, the use of 'scary' music at the beginning was a wasteful give away. The film really didn't have any suspense and the comedy was highly conventional. As far as being funny from a 'campy' perspective it's not even 'bad' enough. While a good effort, the director needs to study more.

  • houdinididiit, I love the great movies you've uploaded to your page. Your original productions are outstanding. I especially like the high budget character-driven saga in ten parts you uploaded. Even the videos you've linked to are textbook examples of mature storytelling. The slow motion baby laugh is by far the best technical use of willing suspension of disbelief I've ever seen in my 15 years of making films and TV programs. Overall I'd give your selection an "A++ oh baby yeah."

  • @ChronicZing LMAO that comment u put against what that cockmuncher houdinididit like 3 months ago you wrote was fukin hilarious XD am with u completely :D btw i love this film :D watched it 15 times :P

  • @ChronicZing Yes, i think Mr Houdini sounds like some kind of "film wanker"...Sausagehead is fucking awesome! And I, for one, really want to see a sequel!

  • @ChronicZing wow, what a dick! why are you knocking what houdinididiit said? its not so much that he's trashing your vid but rather giving constructive criticism. this video would have been a great episode of "are you afraid of the dark?", but he's pretty spot on. its ok, but far from great, and how this won awards is beyond me. I will say the clown is an effective character, sort of a shit-eating Dr Frank N' Furter meets the fat kid on superbad.

  • Dear @NotNamedJones,

    I feel sorry for you. You obviously take your art way too seriously. We here at Chronic Zing Films do not, despite the two TELLY Awards in 2006 (Lighting and Sound Design) and a Best Picture Award (okay so it was a small local festival). But, here goes... I'm sorry for mocking houdinididiit's comment over 1 YEAR AGO. With tearful eyes I apologize for my childish behavior and hereby repent of all my sins to art. Let's all hold hands and sing kumbaya :)

  • @ChronicZing hardly. you're the one that is hostile to any kind of criticism and feels the need to constantly mention some kind of obscure award like it indicates some sort of quality and justification for arrogance. He gives you a b-, well, thats being pretty generous for this, in all honesty, so being a jerk is uncalled for. no offense, but if this is the best that you can do after 15 years...I just feel sorry for the other submissions in whatever contests you keep bringing up that lost out.

  • @NotNamedJones Please get over yourself, art-snob. IT'S A SILLY VIDEO ON YOUTUBE. We made it to laugh at. We are more than aware of its obvious problems and WE REALLY DON'T CARE. It makes us laugh and a lot of other people are laughing with us. BTW - visit telly awards dot com and look at the company our silly little "how this won awards is beyond me" YouTube video is in. It's a whole lot better than some meaningless college film fest award given for being extra art-snobby.

  • @ChronicZing okay, just calm down. no need to rear-end someone in the drive thru at taco bell! I was just curious about the inflated ego and sense of entitlement business. judging by the amount of winners on the award's site, it looks as if they pretty much give an award to any who enters, so such qualifications are suspect to me. but telly award or not, it never hurts to be receptive to advice.

  • @ChronicZing you obvisouly fail at life we are giving you advice yet then again you cant give a moron advice

  • @bakonman12 Don't need film making advice from "Homemade wrestling gimmicks", thanks.

  • @ChronicZing obvisouly you do because your video sucks

  • @bakonman12 Are you ten years old? All the "films" I see on your page are home camcorder footage of WWE video games.

  • @ChronicZing yeah cuss ive been watching wrestling since 1980s im into indy wrestling too

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  • @NotNamedJones thing is you should cite your work before you criticize others. just so people know where you're coming from and whether or not you're someone to listen to.

  • Americans. They act all big and tough, show them a clown and they'll shit their pants.

    Pussies.

  • LoLz

  • USUCK LOL

  • yeah this is still retarded. not saying anyone that likes this is retarded or has bad taste. to each his own right? i just find it really stupid.

  • ....Why the hell is she cleaning a toilet in the middle of the night in a dark abandon building!!!!

    This is why women in horror movies deserve to die.

    Great video by the way.

    Only thing that bugged me was how she never cleaned that one spec off the toilet....I don't know why it just bugged the hell out of me.

    Probably OCD or something.

  • @LauranceCWright You're good to go. I had this OCD checked out by a Shrink. We Perfectionists require our toilets to be flawless. What bugged ME was, Lackey wasn't using ajax or some sort of scouring powder. I'd never take a brush to a toilet without some cleaning solution. Talk about not being able to get past a sticking point UGhhhh.

    BTW, Lackey is a cutey-pie. Prolly quite tasty, when she's not shocked the hell out of her mind with fear.

  • BTW, the captcha for the previous comment was "pedgenes" -- WTF?!?!?

    ped genes?

  • @LauranceCWright thats not what bothered me, it bothered me that she was on her knees cleaning the toilet. ewwwwww. keep your face away from that thing imo. and dont kneel where people probably missed

  • Great Job! And Great Ending 5/5 could be more if it had higher rating ability...

    Cute girl.

    great teeth on the clown

  • i DONT GET WHY PEOPLE ARE SO SCARED OF CLOWNS??? THEY ARE COOOL XDXD

    GR8 WORK 5STARZZZ

    ~GS~GHOSTSeekers YouTube Partners

  • i dont even wanna know why she had suasage in her pocket -.-*

  • co-co-co-co-cocaine!

  • Scary real stuf is on dereksuperd

  • Omg this is hysterical and creepy at the same time. I loved it.

  • why is the name call sqwsdfghjjkkooooo,bvfffffbvnm b,

  • man this shit garbage!!!! but funny lol fucking lol

  • and by the way it was a great movie and i i realize how much effort you put in to making it. i just think the clown is creepy.

  • i wanna shoot his nuts off

  • WTF i feel like kicking his ass, while im at it i'll stick that toilet brush up his ass and make him drink pinesol. bitch ass clown taste the power of pinesol baby >:o

  • WTF

  • wtf? lmao

  • This makes me want to watch "It". Or go to McDonald's for breakfast. I'm not sure which.

  • boring, need more guts and gore, the clown is too fake. childish

  • nice teeth

  • WTF clowns are so sacryand this vid is funny.

  • :O omg

  • this is terribad

  • that was odd....

  • i loves the sausege

  • what is this a spoof of

  • LOLWUT!

  • And that is why you should always carry a sausage around with you. :)

  • wow, what a waste of time josh williams, u shudnt write anymore films

  • I was ambivalent about clowns before this, kinda, but after? I hate clowns!

  • lol funny

  • That's..Fucked up....

    Well I'm having nightmares tonight!

    :D

  • hjahahaha nice teeth... xDD

  • i woulda whooped that clowns sorry ass

  • I hope the writer of this crap end up broke and alone, and then gets a job hes good at...

  • Wow is this stupid

  • sorry meant ROMANCE comedy

  • shouldve made this a comedy

    it has potential, the clown is in love with the girl but being a clown his methods of showing his love to her is...Different..

    "put that pretty face down here and let me take a nibble (sound)"

    for some reason sudenly said make it a romace comedy!

  • that was the worst piece of crap i have ever seen

  • yayayaayya

  • ummm realy dumb

  • me ma sister was laughing at it for an hour but now its just gay

  • ok that was really disturbing xD

  • dude he seriously needs to go 2 tha dentist!

  • that was the gayest movie i had ever seen in my life.. yes it was funny bt that was jst weird

  • odd but entertaining

  • She shoud have take a piss in his face, I'm sure he would have loved it

  • The clwon sounded like an evil stereotyoical gay barber!

  • okay........

  • dummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

  • My favorite videoe eva

  • I dunno... I tried to like it, but it didn't seem to go anywhere. The acting was pretty cheesy, but I'm not sure if it was almost intended to be. I wouldn't exactly call that a "surprise ending", though maybe part of me just wanted to see him eat someone's head...

  • ._.

  • ?gay?

  • that was a long scream

  • Didn't know what to make of it at first, Well Done different Had no Idea what was going to happen next.

  • what am i looking at? no seriously i don't get it.....

  • :O suprising

  • Are Clowns Funny?

    Ever Laugh At A Clown?

    No?

    WHY?

    Beacuse They Might Freaking KILL YOU!

  • HAHA!

    You guys need to make more like this.

    <3

  • What a sausage fest, lol.

  • ok this was about the most retarded thing i have EVER seen. i think i'll go get brain washed into forgetting this whole thing....

  • lol id be like "you can eat something else..." *shits in toilet*

  • Bravo!!! Well done!!! !

    Enjoyed the hell out of that!! LOL!!

    Clown was great!!!

    My god, that girl is so beautiful!!!

  • she got a nice ass.....

  • wow thats one shitfaced clown rotfl

  • You're a viewer to dumbass.

  • she shoulda flushed....

  • Johanna is so Beautiful...

    Nice job!! Congratulations!!

  • i was about 2 kill myself but dis stoped me lmao thanku <3333

  • 8:52 on, what can ya say

  • ok got to the end....the end was rubbish, im over the fear

  • not realy sure if i thought was good or not,however i hate clowns and have a childhood phobia of drains, toilets and plugholes(dont ask) it reminded me of the whole IT thing so it really hit a nerve and scared me...

  • HAHAHAHA "and I loves the sausage"

  • tht clown was way weird. tht video was pointless and da clowns teeth r disgustin