lee mack - one-liners

[gemma22ish]

look there is no need for that and to be honest your wrong america is well...the country speaks for itself britain is better!

[Doctorwhorage]

Probably I think Americans wont understand him because his "British accent" is different to what they think a British accent is which is actually only London accent. There are many many different accents in England let alone Britain.... Americans think all of British people speak like Londoners lol

[BeccaKatyCat]

@Doctorwhorage omg. THIS. i am a Northerner myself & i hate it when Americans think all British people talk like Londoners. does my bloody nut in.

[mike80555]

He is talking way to dam fast. had to rewatch parts to understand the guy

[whotaughtyou]

PROTAGONIST

[TheBrownUn]

he sounds like a modern day Alfie Noakes, not as funny though.

[TubeSurfingTroll]

I can't understand his gibberish accent

[mancunianhardcore]

@TubeSurfingTroll sorry he's not some dirty cockney

[TubeSurfingTroll]

@mancunianhardcore Had to look up cockney, Those are like British hill-billies or something similar? farmers?But you see in America, if you speak English with a tone foreign than what is accustomed , we find interest in the food your culture has to provide and celebrate the opportunity to indulge in new a found voice... what kind of people scoff at their own diversity? Language and heritage can be appreciated, no wonder the British empire burned into the shit stain it is today yinz suck

[mancunianhardcore]

@TubeSurfingTroll ok, you took that the wrong way. cockneys are people from london, the accent you hear in russell brand, in jason statham, in vinnie jones. lee is from southport, a town near blackburn in the north of england. london is in the south, just in the same way you'd mock the texans for their american south accent compared to california, boston, new york. you have alot of different accents in american, as do we. mancunian, liverpudlian, geordie, cockney, brummy. look it up.

[e7l13]

@TubeSurfingTroll that was rude........

[ashman3600]

@TubeSurfingTroll Hi there, America's going town the shitter, good luck.

[skitzvitz]

@ashman3600

down the shitter and yes , that cuntry is well on its way to crap 

[gemma22ish]

@TubeSurfingTroll i would just like to say u are wrong britian is 1000 times better than

american will ever be and i could name 100's of reasons why it is

[TheSaintAza]

@TubeSurfingTroll You're American so of course you don't.

[Isleofskye]

Latched onto Lee Mack about 5 years late..lol

One of the best and wittiest Stand-Ups and superb in "Not Going Out"...

Now watching all 4 Series and almost every episode is brilliant and FAST !

[DG6985]

Better than Peter Kay

[judgedread2000]

I would recommend this DVD, brilliant! (Lee Mack Live, Green cover DVD)

[xLozzieLollipop7x]

@77jonah77 I'd just like to say that this vid is gr8 and the text in the middle doesn't matter it's the video that's important and I have non activated versions of video makers that do the same thing so I can't complain! :)

[MrSennagod]

the bloke at 0.44 is a tool

[Pocoryu]

I think this was made with a non-activated copy of AVS....Got no idea why.

[MiniStig101]

@Pocoryu I can see what you mean but... there's just no way of telling... hmm

We need Sherlock Holmes and Batman for this!

[chelseafcrocks82]

I love it when someone in the audience said that his shoes looked like bowling shoes.

I don't know why, I just love his response.

"Well, fuckiddy doo!"

[californiawiting]

robbie williams joke is the best!!!

[deathc0rR3]

whats the meaning of one liner?

and whats the difference of one liner and a stand up comedian...

[crazypianolady]

@deathc0rR3 A one liner is a short joke that is only a sentence/line long. Some comedians do the opposite and tell funny stories, like Michael McIntyre does. A stand up comedian is a comedian who literally performs standing up on stage (their job title), and one liner is a type of comedy they can do. Another good one liner comedian is Stewart Francis, or Milton Jones.

[deathc0rR3]

@crazypianolady hmm thanks for the info.

so if im a one liner. do i earn money alot?

or less...

[crazypianolady]

@deathc0rR3 That's ok. It doesn't really work like that. You earn a lot if you are good enough, regardless of which type of comedy you perform!

[DilkingtonsDiary]

@deathc0rR3 Tim Vine!

[ScottishDoonie]

Hahaha this is so great!!!

[thumper444]

i bet hes good live, 2500 volts maybe

[chocchipfox]

Some guy on 'australia's got talent' stole that robbie williams joke and performed it like it was his own and people loved him for it. I almost wanted to kill him when I heard that

[david1991rules4life]

@chocchipfox but people and teh news realised it later and he was kicked off the show.. he could've been fined too.

[chocchipfox]

@david1991rules4life yer I'm glad they did, that jerk deserved be fined >=(

[missmish100]

this guy is a legend!!

[2k10cal]

hello, i'm lee mack, everydays a bonus XD

[ShadowPenguin32843]

I'm in a relationship at the moment, sorry girls, gunna have to be your place! Maybe my face joke ever

[TVloverXx]

haha love him:)

[Aperki2010]

Lee Evans and lee Mack are nothing alike, besides name...

Thought I do hate Lee Evans -.-

[lightbrownpoop]

i didn't laugh...if anything is slightly amusing, its his voice.

[lillagah]

"richard myname" is pretty fine...

[1Thompsonmusic]

Lee Mack is one of the only comedians left under 50 who is memorable and genuinely funny.

[sopoose]

@1Thompsonmusic errrrr...... Louis ck?

[pljeezy]

0:23 Pouahhahaha!!! the gag is unreal!

[MrIreckon]

it's gonna have to be your house!!!  hilarious.

[EGGY6227]

lovely message in middle of video:D

[dlp2006]

awful and he know 's it

[haveabanana100]

for funny rap search youtube 'the xxx factor - fowl play'

[Quontomleeeep]

Is that Painter and decorators girlfriend Britney Spears ?

[xOOGLA]

Reminds me so much of lee evans :L Both such amazing comedians.

[tiarnan76]

@xOOGLA they both have the name "lee" thats where the similarity starts and ends - evans is a bag of shite

[xOOGLA]

@tiarnan76 Thats your opinion, I like them both and think there is a bit of a similarity in them.

[rooneyrythm]

29 people had a blackout.

[DietDrMario]

A soldier came up to me the otherday... Guns strapped to every part of his body and knives in his mouth! he was armed to the teeth...

Geddit?

[p3rs0nan0ngrata]

@DietDrMario

Yes, and I imagine everyone you told it to got it.

There's a reason they're not laughing, though...

[DietDrMario]

@p3rs0nan0ngrata Ok,so what is that reason oh great one?

[TheTommyTaylor]

Mack is currently my favourite stand up. Whilst I'm sure he's doing well, it's amazing to think a comic like Paddy McGuinness (or as I call him Peter Kay Lite) is doing arenas and Lee Mack isn't. Mad old world...

[AgentMcQueen]

@TheTommyTaylor That is strange indeed...

[mrclembo]

lee mack is awesome, but when it comes to one - liners stewart francis is the don!

[pcvideogamer]

@mrclembo yea Stew Francis is amazing, also Tim Vine :)

[LJF1977]

Tim Vine, Lee Mack and Stuart Francis are all kings of one liners, each one as good as the other.

[vinnyflintoff]

@LJF1977 What did he say at 1.12?. After "sorry girls i'm in a relationship."

[LJF1977]

@vinnyflintoff He says "Sorry girls.............It's going to have to be your place".

[vinnyflintoff]

@LJF1977 I thought that's what he said. However i'm still a bit puzzled as to what the joke is about?

[FlumblesMum]

@vinnyflintoff It means if they want to have s-e-x with him, they can't do it at his house because his wife will be there. ;)

[vinnyflintoff]

@FlumblesMum Thanks a lot "FlumblesMum".

[SamanthaJaneM]

Brilliant!

[nQaddictionzHD]

he's terrible 

[bobbysfund]

"Every days a bonus." WHAT A CUNT.

[MrGrumpydick]

@bobbysfund WATCH A DIFFERENT STREAH THEN TWAT!

[XxpapaXsmurfxX]

@blueleopard200 .. Stuart Francis?

[FilzSkillz]

worst comedian ever...

[BlueLeopard200]

King of one liners!!

[Spartadude100]

lololololol he is sooooo funny, when i saw him in Nottingham he said "My computer broke the other day, so I rang up the help line and told the person over the phone what had happened, she asked me whether I had disabled my cookies, I said no but i've eaten the legs off a ginger bread man." lol soooo funny i pissed myself laughing

[Spartadude100]

when he says "your that man bloke off the tele" I saw this on his live at the apollo one, he uses that joke loads

[masterchiefisawomen]

@Spartadude100 all comedians recycle their material over multiple shows :P

[zed13281]

@iamaladycanyousaveme You ever heard of frankie boyle :P

[RazzaBeeDaSilva]

Lee Mack is the best!

[TheStripeyStudios]

Why are people watching this video if they don't like him? Lameeeeee. And this is geniussss. Very funny lmao! Such good one liners!!

[RyanLFC86]

21 people didn't like this? How?!

[coltmanm]

haha lee macks hilarious robbie wlliams needs to see this

[MeLissABakEr11]

LOL THE ROBBIE WILLIAMS BIT!!

[kevyk999]

What a great laugh he is he's class

[lizzylizzy15]

ROBBIE WILLIAMS NEEDS TO SEE THIS.

[Szaam]

"My name's Lee Mack, every day's a bonus!"

LOL

[MrLongSofty]

It's all personal opinoon you're right

[CherylColeFanAlways]

OMFG, the last robbie williams bit, halarious :L <33

[frickadele]

What a bore.

[DanYMA6]

Haha love this xD

[scimg]

lol @ Robbie Williams

[ehhnikola]

hes not funny

[oddjobjujitsu]

@ehhnikola and you have no sense of humor

[P0TT5Y147]

@ehhnikola he's not funny thats personal taste, and if he wasnt actually funny, his whole career wouldnt base around being a comedian... yeah thats what i thought you look like a complete dickhead now!

[Sophageddon]

lol at Robbie Williams, so true!

[OMGCREATE]

@iamaladycanyousaveme being the best has nothing to do with personal taste

[ffjkhguhgft]

LMAO! Brilliant!

[Slypaperclips]

Best comedian I have ever seen live by a long shot

[YouFrickinStar]

funny guy

[dbeasht]

Classic. More please.

[smileymileyfanemily]

that created with a yoke is the most annoying thing .

[LABCall]

"Who's the daddy?" - my absolute favourite of his!

[JILLYBEAR86]

Stealing from Children...

funniest one liner vid

[mangalover0149]

lol lol!

[wizztay]

Great, great.

[thirteenfingers]

@iamaladycanyousaveme

Clearly not! ;o)

[Haizum74]

@JoshRobertson142 HSBC adverts go on about different customs around the world suggesting they 'never underestimate the importance of local knowledge'. So the joke goes........

[JoshRobertson142]

lol i get it now.. yeah because they start there adverts with "in some parts of...." yeah cheers

[02obrienf]

you need to watch the TV adverts

[mrcharliecharles]

hello my names lee mack and everydays a bonus

[ErrrrrrRia]

Im in a relationship at the moment,

sorry girls-

gunna have to be your place.

I LOL'ed at that. Lee is one of my fav comedians xD

[SammYboing]

Who's the dady haha so funny

[theJTVchannel]

my fav

[jna180]

"he's eight. that lazy little fucker" hahahaha

[shaolinchaos]

Sorry girls it'll have to be your place! LOL

[SarahRT92]

I love Lee Mack, one of the funniest comedians ever!!! Pretty hot too methinks ;) so I suppose it's my place...

[Louisthefish23]

stuart francis is better!!!!

[ryan20ryan]

stuart francis is good, he doesnt seem to have loads of one liners tho, thats only prob

[hadge29]

1.00. Funny as fook  The lazy fucker

[foreverashcroft]

smug as fuck....lol

[BirthofCharlie]

who the fuck is this guy? and what the fuck is he saying?

[jna180]

clean your ears. get a sense of humor.

[jna180]

get a better sense of humor. this guys hilarious

[mrcharliecharles]

this sir is comedy and there are those that consider it an art form

[BirthofCharlie]

@mrcharliecharles Yes I know it's an art form. An art form that I highly respect. I just don't think this guy is funny and I do love British comedy but this guy is not cup of tea. But as they say "to each it's own"

[mrcharliecharles]

@BirthofCharlie fair enough

[Haizum74]

@BirthofCharlie Yeh I think some british comedy is best left to us brits to understand. Suppose the same with the Yanks and their 'jokes'

[BirthofCharlie]

@Haizum74 but at the same token one of my all time favorite shows are Extras, Spaced, Monty Python(of course) Faulty Towers, and the forgotten gem, The Young Ones.

[Haizum74]

Try some Spike Milligan stuff then. While Python was good he was doing that years before.

[Jessmo198]

@Birthofcharlie I agree about the young ones i lavv it and lee mack is awesome and my mates uncle!!

[iansatkins31]

i have 3 kids and a dog ur shit

[0xmandx0]

this guy is very funny!!

[InsaneAsJoker]

why go on as lee mack vid and slag him off you pricks. stewart fancis is the best one liner tho

[dan564891]

tim vine is so much funnier

[Screamo1818]

he used the mad bloke guy on tele joke on appolo aswell :p

[hazahaxa]

I doesn't get the second one :(

[hurriccane]

Most of HSBCs call centres are in asia.

[Juuuob]

Shut up tool!!Windowpanebunny

[mike93bd]

0:34 the only time he's ever made me laugh.

[mandan95]

Hi my names Lee Mack everdays a bonus lmao best joke lol

[ilovemcflyx]

awh,i love him way too much. brilliant.

[freakkiller277]

Lee Mack is good, Stewart Francis is better. I'm making a comopilation of his vids. If you enjoy the one liners, i recommend you check my vid out :)

[Megand1873]

legend :D !

[shiftwork]

One of my favourites as well. Very funny man.

[scopata201]

Hes so good, one of my faves

[wintercinders]

LOL :D luv the last one -robbie! lol

[Johny0555]

He's been at Live at the Apollo twice and has used all of these jokes. Still funny though.

[679go]

he uses all these on live at the apollo

[JoeAM1]

He was hilarious on live at the apollo

[ItsaWiiMario]

He uses TWO of these on Live at the Apollo. Not all of them.

[679go]

4 actually lol. have u seen both of his live at the apollo's?

[Hendy2k7]

ye a lot of comedians use the same material over different shows.

[Benlolz]

no he has used all of them

[ovavoo]

Yes because its funny : )

[NikeMaki]

number 2 is a gd reason i must admit

[TomEP09]

best one is 0:50 lol

[tory888]

What Show's this from?

[wildish001]

I'm going to see Lee Mack next year

[chizyrascal]

i'm gonna see him on me birthday! :D

[monkehg]

I've seen both Lee Mack and frankie Boyle live. And yes they both did material that they've on the tele. The difference was Lee Mack still played it as though it was the first time he'd told it and was funny. Frankine Boyle just didn't appear to give a toss really and just wasn't funny. I was gutted because I thought he was gonna be great.

[nickmeredith002]

i wanna know where he got his shoes

[blueblueblee]

last gag was the best. but you shoulda added the chechen joke and the drivin test jokes theyre amazin..

[ccnnffpp00660077]

They aren't one liners, they are long jokes.

[RGDfleetPS3]

true, if u wanna see some hilarious real 1 liners look up stewart francis

[ShaunDobbie1andonly]

have. some of the best one-liners i've ever heard.

[Pirzic]

whos the daddyy?!....*ponders* lol

[JuggaloDaddy121]

fuckin legend

[lilkrap]

look up the video

Martin Rizo colorblind

[dullahgg]

he looks like and talks like chris hannon! google him lol... lee mack is one of the greats

[courselanguage]

there not really one liners

this guy is hilarious.

the joke's are quite fast, you've gotta be listening all the time.

but there's like a joke a minute, so you just can't resist laughing!

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