First Alert Instant Alarm

[iBischoff]

I prefer the Roland Backison's Verb Alert system

[OhNoNotMyPenis]

did he really need to smash that window just so he could open it

[flarn2006]

HOLY PISS! HE'S DRINKIN' THE WINDEX LIKE IT'S SODA POP!

[izzy226]

lol the alarm destroys that little kidd HAHA MAGGOT

[tweetyaja]

Just like handy switch, all you need is peel and stick!

[DroolingBoy]

you'll fucked up if the batteries are dead xD

[Ladygagafan752]

0:28: the lil boy is all like: AAAAAAAAAAAAAH MOMMY!!!! IM SO SORRY!!! LET ME GO!!!

[hoduken39]

that thing would piss me off! how annoying!

[TheTWCman]

How, when the kid opening the cabinet to drink some drain cleaner does open it, the mum is literally right behind him, like she's waiting for him to attempt to kill himself.

[XkingdomheartsX14X]

@TheTWCman LMFAOOOOOOOOOO

[aspie1966]

ding dong....I'm here to ransack your house!!

[MrNDSteinbach]

Does it hurt the kids ears or something?

[hyperbaricchicken101]

@MrNDSteinbach It's 90 decibals what do you expect?

[MrNDSteinbach]

@hyperbaricchicken101 I guess you're right! XD

[hyperbaricchicken101]

@MrNDSteinbach That's how loud my smoke alarm is.

[LittleMisterRumpus]

I used to have one of these but it was some cheapo dollar tree one. there was no chime and ti was only one.

[dungeono]

im gona get one bcuz i wanna see the red lines come out

[hyperbaricchicken101]

@carly3x3 He was only about 2!

[j7sh1]

Lol!! a little white box!! I feel safe now

[RazorSAID]

So yeah when a guy comes to your house with a crowbar the only thing that can scare him off is a small beeping box...very very safe...

[EternalAu]

@RazorSAID

Gordon Freeman?

[gtaclevelandcity]

So what I learned from this video is when I see a big white box on a glass sliding door, I should just break the glass and walk through.

[TFiPW]

1:06 why not just break the window below and get in from there or better break the window and turn off the switch.

[MsJ1nsu]

He ruined a good window!

[poppinoncrackvideos]

Betcha kipkay would hack this.

[gymnast768]

That kid is my hero. Drinking chemicals, knocking down baby gates.

But little bitch mommy put up the First Alert.

*opens door*

"fuck!"

[Mikeman982]

Lol when the kid is going into the swimming pool it goes off like get the fuck outa herw

[Tabby266]

My school uses those in small rooms where a normal alarm strobe apparently wouldnt work.

[Ashfordly]

If you have 100 of these, and they all sound the same. How do you know where the alarm is coming? Everyone is killed, raped and burned before you can figure out where the alarm is coming.

[philip21786]

Just break the window and turn the alarm off, then go inside. No one will ever know since the alarm didn't go off.

[powerdeenajs]

Nah...prefer the Verb Alert.

THE BASEMENT DOOR WAS JIMMIED BY A BACKSCRATCHA! :p

[jetlagsyndrome]

ROFL. The kid looks like he's in a big deal of pain when the alarm goes off.

[QuesoGr7]

KITHCHEN DOOR IS OPEN!!!

[TrySomeMusic]

the have these at the dollar store. i own some, and they work very well.

also, the kid at 0:36 is running off to commit some incest with his pervert brother

[Goldberg1337]

I love how he can open a door with a screetching 110 decible alarm without breaking his smooth English grin.

[xxl606]

how to order?

[downhome7500]

Oh man, I bought some of these for our old apartment and they just ended up being a pain in the ass. BTW, why would it matter if the intruder broke the window for this type of alarm? actually it's worse because they could break the glass and come through without opening the window.

[mullyboyfilms]

LOL 0:36

[Ulmus]

THE DOOR IS AJAR!

[theoriginalMaxman2]

That kid has a retarded haircut

[OCDLibrarian]

how do you know which one goes off with 10 others around your house?

[theoriginalMaxman2]

you have a point . . .

[67tr876]

but hell i got to get one and put it on a cop car LOLOLOLOL

[67tr876]

wow i would feel bad for a dog with that thing

[Jonassssss6]

pause at 00:34!

[torydz]

Strict fathers can make their teenage daughters wear it between her legs when she's sitting in the living room with her boyfriend, and then if she opens her legs... BZZZZZZZ !!!!

[FunnyAnimatedNewb]

ROFL!!!!!~

[tiLuc1695]

The Kid... Duuuuude.. C'mon! It's Not That Loud!

[kamilfreeman]

well, you can turn off a fucking alarm trough window...lulz

[JoshuaGeneNickerson]

The blinking red animation is pissing me the fuck off, this is a security device not some magical fucing gimmick.

Also something about that kid is getting me angry, just by the way he reacts, It's WAAAY to dramatic.

[BorkaBonum]

Kids are just gonna love to open every god damn drawer and window just to grab attention.

[destructorv2]

yeah take that, dumb kid!! quit f**king around with the kitchen!

[BlaineMcc124]

it is VERY high pitched ... my old elementary school gave them out for a fundraiser for some horrible reason. i remember going deaf every fucking recess for 2 weeks!

[Synopsism]

The hell? If I were sleeping by a window and the loud break in didn't wake me, a stupid beeping thing sure as hell won't.

[themantis98]

how high-pitched is? it looks like it's hurting those kids

[Loonza]

Yes but what will happen if someone will fastly switch the white magnet with another magnet?

[Sisco12321]

They made fun of this on Mad TV

[myusernameisawsome]

was it really nessisary for him to smash the window?

[JohnnyNY4Life]

the door is ajar

[emptycorp]

it doesn't actually give off red graphics when alerting

[nitro329]

No red graphics!!!! Thats a rip-off. The only reason id get it is because of the graphics. ANTHONY SULLIVAN IS A LIER!!!

[vivalabam454]

they sell these at the doller store with out the dore bell option, for... you guessed it 1 daller

[DamnHeadHumpers]

LOL ya i saw it in a dollar store to xD

[ethen24]

I know! I bought a few...they work so far...

[SpoiledTeenager]

that kid keeps getting pwnd

[mudkit]

so what if someone gets in, the alarm would go off, then close the window, the alarm would stop xD

[baozeng]

good point hahaa

[Ether165]

i put all eight on the same door, can never be to sure ô_ô

[Filmaker92]

Yeah like I actually want an alarm system that won't call the cops and when the alarm goes off and someone is inside and i'm being hostage then I have just wasted 9 bucks. Thanks for protecting my life and my family you douche

[Willianatior]

"I was gonna drink some fucking drano but now that shit gave me head trauma! Thanks a lot bitch!"

Damn, I heard a phone call of this guy on a radio show asking him about Billy Mays.. I cried..

[spiceyvideo]

That kid is A LYING BASTARD!

[account0220]

i really like his accent

[spiceyvideo]

I think it should explode instead. That'd be more entertaining. :D

[WeJustTwoPeople]

lol.

[BlackerThanBlack666]

I rather the the VERB ALERT system.

[monicannabella]

THAT KID IS A LYING BASTARD

[RYjet911]

It looks like it's firing mind control rays! Look at the kid! The way he cowers before its mighty sound!

[radar77377]

does it really emit all those laser red rays?

that kid seems REALLY annoyed by that thing

[crazybeavers155]

on that is just showing the sound

[spiceyvideo]

Can't you all image your paraniod neighbors buying these?

[spiceyvideo]

"Put it on the zipper of your child's pants!"

*Video example; pedophile included*

[masterchris280]

LOLOLOLLOLOLOL

[ishouldplayzelda]

wtf :27? he's having a seizure which is his punishment from his mom, what a bitch taking advantage of her child's seizures like that

[atlho89]

when you're breaking into someone's house with first alert...open the door...then close it....alarm will disable

[newmac]

Live in an apt? Great for annoying the neighbors....

[ProjectZro]

hahahaha you can just turn it off if they smash the window (as if the window smashing wast loud enough) and now you can buy them at the dollar tree

[lazyike2]

Man my mom had that i hated that thing i smashed it than she just put up another one.....good thing for the extra ones i guess

[MostPimpinCino]

lol the time the alarm goes off and you run to that area your kid is probably dead already in your pool

[fastzeek]

@ 1:03 wouldn't the burglar look, turn off the first alert thing, then open the window?

[crazybeavers155]

ya ur right

[mubd1234]

I've modified this so it acts like a spring gun. I mean, when the magnetic field is broken, my shotgun goes off in the general direction of the windows and doors.

I also have 4 kids under 5.

[Jeromy2]

lol they have those at the dollar store

[ImBillyMays]

antony sawavin

[anonymousent]

So .... u get these to deter a burglar instead of an alarm system ???? Did anyone ever think the bad guy would kick the door in , hear that annoying sound, & kill you for it ?????? ...... And you're dead - all for avoiding $30 / month alarm system fee ...... GENIUS !!!!!!!!!!

Where in the hell do we all line up & prepare to die ????????

[mkeras]

interesting theory

[THE8SHREDDER]

not if u gotta gun

[panamajack7X]

Too true

[thr3351]

so it torments little children with the horrible screech but senior citizens are unaffected? wow

[mubd1234]

You do know that old people can't hear those screeches.

However, if they can't hear the high pitched screeches, then why are they promoting it as a security alarm for seniors?

[thr3351]

I'm well aware of that fact, mudb1234. I said it jokingly because the infomercial makes it look like that. Can't you take a joke?

[mubd1234]

No, I can't. I take jokes seriously a lot.

[thr3351]

I see...

[joemamma911]

does this thing really make your kids grab their ears scream in pain and run

[firealarmtech]

that kid is looking for trouble!

[baozeng]

is this real

[rainbowmuppet]

i love how the kid runs away from the door

[UJS8X]

I want to get like 100 of those and put them all over someones house.

[jer280]

you are too cruel and hilarious!

lolz XD

[Bushboy65]

Just like Roland Backison!!!

[RoboTekno]

VERB ALERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! woooooooooo

[royWhat92]

lol when u break in u can turn it off quickly....this thing is a minor inconvenience for a robber lol

[shooterboss]

Robber: Let's get a magnet and put it next to the alarm system to disable it.

[Merrick0001]

Chief Wiggum: We'll track down Simpson with your vehicles anti-theft system.

Car System: Car gone Car gone!

Chief Wiggum: Yeah, we know that. Where has it gone to?

Car System: Car gone! Car gone! Car gone!

[DBganon]

That kids a lying bastard!

[LakeFX]

KITCHEN DOOR IS OPEN

[spiceyvideo]

OHHH NOE, Who's breaking into the kitchen?? BWAAAH xD

[CrazyH88]

*Ahem*

How exactly does this stop burglars?

They can break the window then reach in and turn off the alarm.

This would be good for kids or as a doorbell. But I doubt it will stop a burglar with half a braincell.

[Asianpersuasion3]

this would be really annoying, because the alarm goes off every time.

[HMiste]

You can turn it off when you need to.

Look carefully at it.

[Insane4lifez]

My friend had one, we hid it under the lid of our shcools garbage can thats in the hall way, turnd on the alarm, and just left it there. It was loud, and it got us in shit.

[beaman220]

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[scottievand]

Holy piss! He's drinkin' the Windex like it's soda pop, Holy piss! He's drinkin' the Windex like it's soda pop.

[ZetaNeubourn]

Hehah, funny how they get the kids to act like it's so loud they can't move. XD

[moodswings]

LOL now teenagers don't have a chance to sneak out or run away from home.

Darn!

[otacon333x2]

lol or raid there parents liquor cabinet :(

[s0ccer4lif323]

lmfao the mad tv spoof was frikin halariouseXD

[stunnerman316]

THE KITCHEN DOOR IS OPEN

[otacon333x2]

THE DOG IS OUT!

[RedwallStudios]

BAHAHA, the spoof is much better.

why would a child get into harmful chemicals?

in the spoof the kid is "drinking windex like it's soda pop"

xD

[xzibon23]

that kid is a liening bastdard KITCHEND DOOR OPEN

[JustYakov]

So... how do I order?

[punkrock10123]

lmao verb alert

[Cowman715]

KITCHEN DOOOOR IS OPEN!

[ZetaNeubourn]

DOG IS OUT! DOG IS OUT!

[aphroditeangel26]

it should have been called the First Alert Instant 'Larm system... Then it'd be the F.A.I.L system :P

[zoby123]

I think I'd rather buy VerbAlert

[JTAsianPride]

LOL verbAlert

[yiushin]

ast that adults are immune to! I would open the door and be like oh crap a loud sound! Sweet windex! and I'm 16!

[yiushin]

What a comepletely rubbish alarm system! you have to listen to that every time you open your door and windows! and when people come in the front door they get to hear the genuinely "pleasing" sound that they would normally hear when entering a convenience store! How wonderful! and parents should rely on the first alert system to keep their children from drinking windex just put it up highter DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHH!!! and wats with the kids its like every time they activate it it creates a sonic bl

[volt180]

yes your right this is a stupid alarm system but just to point out what you missed there is an off switch to this first alert instant alarm. At 0:44 you can clearly see 3 settings to this and they are chime, off, and alarm.

[GolumTR]

What do you want for 63 cents a pop?

[njchproductions]

is tht rly madtv?

cuz it looks kinda real

lol

[MorbidKittyProd]

read the description, njchproductions... this is the *original* that MadTV spoofed... meaning THIS IS THE ORIGINAL COMMERICIAL MADTV SPOOFED. no minced words there LMFAO

[codyr783]

LMAO :06 "Get this shit outta my way!!"

[zlylkai]

so ya it warns you when a burgalar breaks in but what happens when he doesn't give a fuck and just comes up and kills you anyway

[doctorockzo]

so it makes a frequency that scares away small children by scrambling their brains?thats not very ethical...but funny...

[UltraVioletGem]

Lmao!  Right.

[ihacknluvmuffins]

holy piss he drinking the windex like a soda opo

[UltraVioletGem]

I loved that one from mad tv.

[GreaserGirl166]

I gotta get a louder 1

[GreaserGirl166]

I have 1 but its not loud enough

[Airline079]

That boy doesn't really like the noise.

[BelleAmelie]

Makes the MAD TV spoof seem like a better deal! LOL!

[abcdefghiklmnop12345]

You can safeguard your children and make them deaf when they get into the chemicals

[Chonson]

Reminds me of the Simpsons episode where Homer invents a bunch of stuff and one of them is an "Everything's OK Alarm."

Marge asks how to turn it off and Homer says "IT CAN'T BE TURNED OFF!!!"

[jonathannovak23]

that is so funny!!!!! remember when he invents the makeup applicator which is really just a shotgun loaded with makeup??? "homer, i think you have it set on whore!!"

[Chonson]

Haha.

"Gangway, gotta poop!"

[Naruto1151]

This would annoy me so much I would burn the thing

[pooohah]

What stops the intruder from switching it off?

Well!!!!!

[thebestofall007]

second that!!!

[jesus4president2008]

Maybe you can't turn it off?

[Planeguy13]

The only good it does is if your home and your able to attack and restrain the intruder which none of this people looked like they could do. They should advertise this as "Call now and get 4 first alert alarms plus a shotgun!" That would be the only way the first alert alarm would actually do anything besides be annoying.

[JFGBD]

Well... how the hell do you order?

[SLAARG]

its still a funny commercial

[bjam89]

if u have a magnet it won't make the painfull sound

[RoflRoflImaWaffle]

00:04 Junior's in the peesticides!

[thecashier]

"better than an alarm system" are you stupid, yeah I suppose saving money is good but whose gonna alert the police or ambulances if you're dead? MadTV spoof is better!

[ilsengboy]

the mad tv vid, makes more sence then this...;P

[wierdo135]

that would be stupid

[kitkitcat]

what the hell this isn't even Mad TV!

[seb2net]

That's what I thought too, but then I noticed that this is what this MAD TV Sketch is based on. This is the source material. The mad TV Version is on top of the "Related" List ^__^

[poodleperson25]

duh, this is the thing mad tv made fun of!

[jeremy91511]

lol.. poor kid... he's rich n he doesnt get to use his indoor pool

[fishgul69]

too funny, it seemed that the alarm also sends out high frequency noise that only annoying little buggers like him can detect! (notice the child writhing in pain, lmao)

[Kunvict]

the madtv stuff is better than this XD XD XD

[crashheart]

lmao this is pretty good except that its totally flawed if you think of your only 2 options: keep them on and have to live with that alarm everytime u open a window, or every single morning go to every window, door, and cabinet to take them off.

[TheSilverAce]

HOW DO I ORDER?

[hollseey]

so...im going to the shops, oh but i have to wake the kids up with the alarm of course!

i think now ill open the window for some air...oh hang silly me, i cant...why? SO IM SAFE FROM CATS AND THINGS FLYIN THROUGH THE WINDOW OF COURSE?!!? ok...

[RabidIceWeasel]

Pretty sure you can turn them off before you open anything, but you havea compelling argument. xD;