SSI's Shred of the Month: Bowling Balls Shredding (U)

[Charles2337]

I lol'd at the guy who dribbled and tossed the bowling ball hahah

[xforce300]

After a bad night of league, you wouldn't believe how many times I have dreamed of this happening to the pins.

[ChevyTBlover]

Wow, what's up with my fascination of things getting destroyed?! This is awesome.

[largolego]

Bowling smoke. Don't breathe this!

[skaterboy735]

shread a toilet

[abobjenkins]

i like the shredded beef...from chipotle

[MrBgora43]

I wanna work here!!!

[LidoolBoy]

1.21 Look! Skittles!

[torgomax]

What a wonderful place to work!

[LULZORZXXX]

unfolded box =/= hopper

[saboschiffer52599]

y dont u guys put a bin under the shredder to collect all the crap that comes out

[MrCODkillzz]

i love to see you try to shred chuck norris i bet u wont kill him

[mafoota]

Bowling ball dust, don't breathe this.

[Chunkboi]

"SSI. We shred your balls."

[HERPDEDERP49]

This is all fine and dandy but, will it shred paper?

[wmcartpusher04]

@HERPDEDERP49 That thing will shred your Grampy's old Buick, and the pile of old newspapers he had stashed in the trunk.

[bleachoverlord]

ITS RAINING SHREDS OF BOWLING :D

[DCBAU5]

press 2

like a boss

[jagsonjamie]

it's like one of those chocolate machines with the claw... except the reward is SHREDDING

[Mlwtca]

You would think someone would have put a hopper under that machine.

[sneezabonk]

The bowling alley had too many spare balls

[WaxingRadiance]

The very next blue whale carcass I find on the beach, I will send it to SSI.

Ok?!?!

;P

[gilgammesh1]

Will it shred? That is the question!

[dsny11]

bowling balls? do you have any morals? thats a sin!

[nummydoughnuts]

strike

[DrNSoos]

put a Smart car in there

[535Pimpdoubt]

I really want to work for these people.

[spiddy7]

but but its an anual bowling competitin, now what are you going to do, you've shreded it all?

[MrGimli2]

well its no wonder there so happy

[jamie123ginge]

the arcade coin pusher of the dark side

[TwinVulcan]

Next thing to try to shred: water.

[Fozzie201]

These balls most certainly blend!

[Invaderphantomstar11]

Thumbs up if you cut the crap and skip straight to the shredding.

[SuperShaunSheep]

@Invaderphantomstar11 You missed half the lulz.

[arnold02000]

A subsidiary of BlendTec.

[exteministen]

this would be a good exercise for fat people.. step on and off the thing that pushes stuff into the grinder xD

[Viirray]

18 ppl likes to bowl.

[TheSpitfire1698]

could of designed the shreadder with some clips on its 'legs' to hang a big dumpy bag. No mess

[philritter21]

SSI kicks ass. Or maybe grinds ass?

[MicroAppleStudios]

notice after the slow of the ball hitting the pins after that guy throught it.... he was giving high fives but the pins were still standing

[Kornwolf]

@MicroAppleStudios you can't tell me if you hurled a bowling ball like that you wouldn't high five people.

[MicroAppleStudios]

@Kornwolf People would laugh at me if I hit the pins but they didnt fall... no fives for me....

[xXmysterio32Xx]

I feel sorry for the cleaner! :D

[igorsouza001]

who is gonna clean that?

[DuffanyHero2]

SHRED A SHREDDER.

[AkiMatti]

That looks mean! Like a trap Indiana Jones might end up in.

[ryancrazy1]

lmao love the forklift bowling

[actolar]

SSI= Sadistic Shredders Inc.

[saradawn6]

0:35... its Jason Alexander..

[GUSRULZ445]

I cant believe these guys get PAID to do this. I wanna work there.

[sneezabonk]

I guess there will be no more bowling tournaments here

[reyesorozco]

looks like confetti

[shstrang98]

A good skit would have been the boss coming in and saying "no more bowling" and have him putting the pins and balls into the shredder .

[Incognito1986]

Lol. Yeah, keep bouncing that bowling ball - right on your foot!

[MrPacMan36]

I'm glad most of these people with ex'es don't have access to a machine like this... lol

[runnlikehell3]

did u hear the pins screaming?

[FirstFiveFrets]

I want to work there-----goofing around every month, great.

[eddohan]

OMG! that was the six milion dollar man!!! He is alive :)

[evilirishbob]

Try the Dallas Cowboys!

[willghass]

STRIKE!

[rammbostein]

"honey have you seen my rare and collectible bowling balls and pins? i can't find them"

[jimbob172]

looks like a fun place to work!



[InfraredCentipede]

That looks like a fun job, honestly. I wouldn't mind working at a place like that.

[scott97]

OK, then what do you do with the bowling ball chunks?

[TheTechAdmin]

I like the other kind of shredder; this one's too pushy............... ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa... knee slapper

[xXMetalMan666Xx]

 0:24 ... Your doing it wrong ;)

[petey815]

I would LOVE this job. lol

[wiibowler654]

will it blend? Bowling ball.

[blueyota4x4]

fork lift win

[jdcrispe95]

its like one of them 2p arcade machines that push the money :D

[andysim232]

I want that job!!

[DameinTK]

I squinted my eyes instinctively trying to avoid the dust and debris.

[AltairDK]

Looks like a nice place to work

[flyingpyro87]

haha the guy with a fork lift. Never seen fork lift bowling before.

[metaphage]

there is a video on youtube of live cows being shredded. lets see you beat that.....

[flankieaap]

shred a shredding machine!

[MrKevin001111]

@flankieaap they already have

[TheOneAndOnlyFink]

@flankieaap How about a Blendtec Blender?

[guillotin15]

que fuerza de los mas blando a lo mas duro a esos molinos no les gana nada

[haumichbreit]

would this monster even break Chuck Norris' bones ?

[M11ty2]

@haumichbreit impossible

[philateliceun]

beautiful

[Ninjapit]

people get payed for this??

[the731272]

that guy did a nice job getting a split

[jwboll]

you shouldn't have shredded your bin.

[Quency25]

they should shred twinkies :D

[JhonyGP]

@Quency25 they already did

[AGrandt]

0:26 I'd love to see someone do THAT in a real bowling alley, and how fast they'd be thrown out :)

[wkrabs123]

a shredding machine

[digitalbroadcaster]

That Six Million Dollar Man sound effect did make me chuckle!

[jo300hn]

Was that George Costanza bowling at the start?

[marcoffs95]

@jo300hn exactly my thought xD

[modellbahner2000]

Is there a thing in the world you CAN NOT shred? For example Railway tracks or tank steel?

[jo300hn]

@modellbahner2000  Sarah Palin.

[modellbahner2000]

0:25 Bowling-Basketball :)

[stezkamilan]

i pity the fool who has to clean up that mess

[mistysvenger007]

u should put the song die motherfucka die

[ndafastlane9891]

FUCKERS you could of given me those bowling balls. GARRR. funny that is said no. 300, and you can bowl 300 in bowing, lol

[bloodred32567]

i never thought that machine would ever shred those Bowling Balls and Skittles

[808jayhawk]

wow. wouldnt want my head in THAT

[laurdy]

will it shred? a blendtec blender

[swamigal]

hahaha nice video and fun stuff :;)

[thomaswilliams]

ive got an ex girlfriend who i hate...........will she shred? :-D

[avianmaster]

Yeah but youll want to have a rag or two on hand I hear it can get messy with humans. :S

[thomaswilliams]

@avianmaster but still as long as she shreds.....shes a tough old cow :-D

[ilovebradley1324]

@thomaswilliams that is the question !

[the454engine2009]

@thomaswilliams is it Justin Bieber?

lol

[thomaswilliams]

@the454engine2009 haha funny :-D my ex is a tuff old cow and that would struggle to shred her but shredding justin bieber would be better

[the454engine2009]

@thomaswilliams yes hahaha XD

[hannahfontana69]

@thomaswilliams that is the question!

[dac031]

i want one!

[BigAgitator]

nice. and shredding a car is impressive but in reality it's all pretty thin metal. Shred a forklift or backhoe and i'll be seriously impressed

[ZaporojitZ]

this is a seriously cool place to work.

[NicleT]

WATCH IT SHRED! vs WIIL IT BLEND?

[awfulguitarplucker]

will it shreds? or..watch it blends!

[blackhat2005]

I bet it can't shred my credit card bills lol

[kakureru]

Perfect game

[ding0925]

Wish that thing was around 25yrs ago i would have tossed my ex wife in ..

[pyromohanzed]

In 1985 was that?

[kingkaza101]

@ding0925 nice one!

[ertyqwer]

that looks like a fun job

[ROCKSOLID19]

thats a new type of shreadder.

[Kalanen]

guy throws 7-10 split and cheers...

[kingsblendstrain]

how about seeing a live human being inside those machines and see how will he try to escape or DIE

[starlingrock]

it turns those into dust

[WieDrDerJonge]

Nee, gjin probleem! Juster een jidje en der wie een lekker mokkel mei grutsma's dus dan wiest ut wol!!!

[jeroenjonge]

machtig jong die kerel die basketbolt mei die bowlingbollen!!!!!!! The bald man who bounces the bowlingballs like they are basketballs is my HERO!!!!!! Een apart man heide! Bist ol wer wot bekom jelmer of bist wot slop west hjoed?

[WieDrDerJonge]

Wot een geweldig figuur die sa stuiterd mei die bowling bol!!! Machtig figuur!!!

[yancyhe]

the fork truck cheated

[tezfair]

that was funny, esp. the forktruck!!

[METH3454]

When Osma Bin Laden get's caught i would LOVE to see him thrown into this Death Chamber but i would slow down the cranks a wee bit just for him , i think it would be more exciting than flying planes into buildings, what do you say people thumbs up ?

[Superjumpmaster]

put a pallet of eggs in it with the pallet too !

[shawbros]

The six million dollar man may have lost his hair, but he still has his strength.

[d16300whp]

drop off some felons in there hahah

[blackbill44]

not the sharpest tool in the shed. just a thought why dont you place some sort of container under the shredder? now some poor sap has to clean that up.

[hvguy]

@blackbill44 well, they dont get payed to sit around and do nothing... get to work

[chemistryguy]

I didn't know George Kastanza could dribble a bowling ball

[jamesmichael123]

damn i need a job there

[daHillBillymofo]

hmm i thought round 2 was shredding the forklif

[tcalcut]

They even threw the SSI sign in the shredder...!!!

[MRMetoo89]

and thts wht guys do

[coletheanimator]

this is the stuff that makes you want to be a engeneer

[wozzer14120]

the guy who fucking bounces the bowling ball then over hand throws it is the best!

[Serostern]

A dozen crowbars? =)

[airbusandmustang]

Wow, that must be one fun job. Bowling and shredding stuff. Just kidding, I bet you do other things too.

[vitruvian8807]

shred a blentec blender!

[shawbros]

"shred a blentec blender!"

What about shredding a microwave, which at the same time is microwaving a blender?

[QuarkToo]

Um... Would I be out of line for asking you to shred some frozen bodies? Dead of course...

[monkeypoo6]

Strike?

[mixedmeteor]

some hefty employees over there

[mrtinkelton]

Who else thinks that the next thing they should shred is zombies?

[deinteil23]

Yes.

[tomfrankly]

pin-ball smoke. don't breathe this!

[sbmteam]

wut would happen if u shred a shredder???

[jaymzthaman]

Quantum physics dictate that the universe would explode.

[abdufiadbfajdfb]

Yo dawg!!!

[bananapeel7]

i want your job lol

[stabilini]

why don't they put some kind of container in the floor ?

[Bigjohnson572]

Ok, now put them all back together!

[funkenshrumn]

did someone misplace the can? lol..thats on hell of a mess..

[0verload]

lol the fork lift was the best.

[matangaash]

fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap

[LLORT3]

"will it blend," eat your heart out.

[kirby0wnzz]

tottally what i was thinking too..

[KalashnikovDeath]

I want to see it shred a shredder!!!

[matrough]

drop a caravan in it !

[hintingyou]

the last bowl ;)

[tiggathetiger]

Running over the pin at the end was the best part.

[EdmDude]

Yeah shred that AMF shyt!

Brunswick FTW!!

[MrStroked351]

HAhah id love to work their

[kelvintwt]

lol @ the end

[E5HAYATE]

最悪！！！！！！！！！！！

[Eckull]

They need to shred a Blendtec blender.

[samerziadeh]

or blend a shredder xD

[dsidewd]

@Eckull And a microwave.

[niklasmich]

@Eckull

will it shred and will it blend at the same time that would be fun :-D

[bigvuch]

@Eckull that would create a black hole

[89Octane]

lol missed one.... run over it!!!!

[ionavalanche]

i'd love to see a live cow

[lockbreak12]

I saw that it was not that impressive

the cow

[amatureteenager]

it didnt even shred the bowling ball, but i have to agree a live cow would be fuckin amazing!!!!!

[sovietduck]

uh they do look kinda shreaded

[LordLo]

I'd like to see it shred a live cow. Now that would be something unique.

[amatureteenager]

YES!!