Derek & Clive - Guiness Book of Records, World's Longest Bog

[benmessi10]

So I kicked her in the cunt

[Roundline]

KICK HER IN THE CUNT.HAHAHA

[maigo6]

Both of these fucking cunts died of diseases they would joke about, what a couple of fucking cunts !!!

I'm a great Derek and Clive fan, it's just ironic, that's all.

[vicpur]

"Broke me foot and scuffed me kickers" !!!! Poor old Pete!! Some missus just ave no consideration at all!! Their cunts the lot of em!!!

[Professor6871]

What's more funny for me on these, is that you know that Peter was pissed most of the time when they did the Derek & Clives records. That edginess and unpredictability make them even more funny. Cook didn't just push the envelope in this he threw it through the window with a brick in it.

[mickycisme]

The moment when Dudley is slowly starting to bite down on his plum, then figures out exactly where Peter is going with this and quickly removes his teeth from the plum so he doesn't spray it everywhere when he laughs? Fucking precious. 0:46-0:52

Dudley was funny because he truly enjoyed humor, much like a true food connoisseur might become a great chef.

[Professor6871]

@mickycisme He might of had an inkling of where Peter was going with this skitch but Dudley must have not known where it would end up at the finish of it, with the greatest cunt kicker in world.

[laur51]

FUCKING DESTROYING YOUR, YOUR BOGEY LIKE THAT!!!!!

[marshhen]

O my god I love that he can keep going with his performance while he happily eats a plum

[Metallicat8888]

"The trail broke"

"oh FUCK"

These guys are brilliant!

I found out about them by typing 'cunt' into the youtube search bar.

[Catherine3234]

"Broke my foot and scuffed my kickers" haha

[Professor6871]

@Catherine3234 Then he says: 'we leave psychoanalysis.'

[Yehudittx]

Cook looks like John Lennon in these videos.

[MonkeyMagic88]

@Yehudittx Oasis

[jayselad]

I had this video don't remember broke my foot n scuffed my kickers just burst out laughing at work whoops

[BoboBenny]

5 people have a huge gap where their brain should be

[burnt62]

Lovely to see these two in their prime and the way in whcih Cook genuinely amused Dud. Lovely stuff ! Thanks for posting

[Professor6871]

@charliesmillton What about if the arse you were going to lick had been thoroughly washed beforehand?

[Professor6871]

@charliesmillton I'm in there for the no 1 arse licker in the world.

[Professor6871]

These two c@@ts are fucking legends.

[flappospammo]

fucking legends

fucking hilarious

[CPFCmyles]

LOOK IM GOING FOR THE FUCKING GUINESS WORLD BOOK OF RECORDS FOR A LONG TRAIL OF SNOT I'VE GOT 10 YARDS HERE FOR YOU TO PHOTOGRAPH AND ITS ABOUT FUCKING TIME YOU START BEHAVING LIKE A WIFE.

quite possibly the best sentence i have ever seen, ever

[TheJordandelphonic]

why did God make British people so boring?

[Beallos]

@TheJordandelphonic Fuck off Cunt

[doyleyisgod]

@TheJordandelphonic is a wanker

[kennedyskop]

@TheJordandelphonic  so we could put up with cunts like you!

[MotoMuzz]

These lads are unreplacable......

[greatgames148]

Oh fucker! FUCKING CUNT HOW DARE SHE DO THAT TO YOU!

[katjaaj]

"Dolly! Youve tested me in the past". That speech is so aggressive. Its so natural its scary! Love it :-)..... also that he kicked her in the cunt for half an hour until he was exausted!! Genius!

[dfcvda]

@katjaaj and the cunt wouldnt even get up..broke me foot and scuffed me Kickers..

[theyid]

Cook was a genious and I dont often bestow that on any cunt but,he was ,him and Glenn Hoddle.........I'm sure he would be proud to be in the same sentance, being a Spurs season ticket holder and Gooner hater ....RIP Pete

[MrMrjammydodger]

"ooh yeah, well bogies do that they loop" funny stuff

[nicholasjames100]

2.58 when derek says that , that sentance always pops into my head for some reason

[sherbetheadmusic]

So FUCKING funny, honestly.

[number9scores]

what a genius. what a nutter.

[discos22]

cunt wouldn't even get up :) thats gotta be the best bit

[ab2ghu]

dolly, youve tested me in the past!

[colonelclaw]

I'm a particular fan of "It's about time you started behaving like a wife"

Genius

[NCTurbulence]

I'm gonna get the Guiness book of records to recognise me as the No1 Cunt Kicker in in the World ! HaHa Quality :p

[YellowTissueBox]

that yellowtissuebox said it RIGHT ON

[YellowTissueBox]

on there own they are not nearly as good, they need each other.. its brilliance. FOOKING BRILLIANCE!

[martmako]

i think even dud was trying to control his laughter, peter cook has got some bizarre stories thats for sure..and its pure classA quality comedy by 2 comedic gods

[KellyKellyfan789]

fucking brilliant pete and dud sketch

[dave4feeby]

fuckin quality !

[steshea]

he said what. cunt fucking london cunt. put that question to her

[Clarecanet]

peter cook is pure class. he verbally abused me in our price records in wood green in 1988 and i've never been so pleased

[oxygene65]

you fucking cunt. I've never been verbally abused by anyone, living or dead. I wish I was in fucking Our Price, and have someone abuse me.

[thelearner60]

@oxygene65 That's on my wish list that be abused at Our Price.

[trufflesmell]

Wicked. What did he say?

[groingrabinglyBandT]

classic

[flappospammo]

legendary

[slimsuspect]

Classic !

[Flatlegs]

I start laughing whenever peter cooke speaks :)))

[martybow1]

loool! amen. so does Dudders, by the lok of it! loool

xXx

[riz2007]

Number one CCunt kicker in!!! Simply brilliant, pity about all these shitkicker comments but anyway....BRILLIANT

[thelearner60]

@riz2007 Well they can just c@@t off so to speak.

[riz2007]

@thelearner60 yep we'll have to call guiness!!!!

[EODCBandit]

Derek & Clive true legends

R.I.P

[auburnhairything]

ben loves this because he's stupid

[aubenhairything]

You dirty bitch, you've copied my name almost exactly. You won't get away with this, I am a respected King-like fugure on Youtube, you'll see, they'll kick you off.

[auburnhairything]

ben hates this because he's a wank

[aubenhairything]

lucy loves this.

[aubenhairything]

lucy loves this

[MintySpunkBubble]

I think Derek & Clive was some of the most unrelentingly profound comedy dialogue I've ever heard. There was a news item a few years ago I will never forget where the husband of a woman beat her so severely he hospitalized her for months, why, because she bought the incorrect brand of Baked Beans from the shop. It's disturbing to think that this sketch may not be all that absurd.

[bassil1]

with a name like "Minty Spunk Bubble"......you probably crack up at the sight of your stool in the toilet.!

[MintySpunkBubble]

No, but I would if I saw my stool on you face. I don't imagine it would look that different though to be honest. Do you spend all your time taking pots shots over the internet you stupid little crap bag?

[bassil1]

whoa there pardner!!!.......I think Minty Spunk Bubble is one of the funniest monikers that I've come across. I was complimenting you. Now you've given me my new and better title: "Lttle Crap Bag". I can't thank you enough. Really.

[bassil1]

whoa there pardner!!!.......I think Minty Spunk Bubble is one of the funniest monikers that I've come across. I was complimenting you. Now you've given me my new and better title: "Lttle Crap Bag". I can't thank you enough. Really.

[MintySpunkBubble]

Okey doke, apologies for the crossed wires indeed. Itchy keyboard fingers abound.

[tonymac78]

You cant afford to let your bogies sag...classic!!!

[Professor6871]

@tonymac78 The truest thing I've heard in years that.

[Professor6871]

@tonymac78 I know I get the same problem myself.