Dogma Scene - Jay "WTF"

[ryanhowarth1990]

classic jay. classic humor. i love this movie. WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN? HAS EVERYONE GONE FUCKIN NUTS? WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO THAT GUYS HEAD?

[abdullahalshehab2]

it's Snape

[epicfail8798]

SNAPE!!!

[NiceGuy019]

Funny, I had a very similar reaction to the ending of "The Fountain".

[XeroBounds]

my name is almost the same as the poster's! yay...

[negativeindustrial]

Kevin said his direction to Jay for this scene was to be Daffy Duck and somehow Jay ends up looking a bit like Daffy Duck in the process LOL

[Shanethefilmmaker]

Many people brag about getting a miracle from God, or even getting spoken to by God, but Jay has it beat since he was kissed by God.

[antwanfisher30]

Great movie

[TheNextAvrilLavigne]

No one told Jay to never mess with Professor Snape

[uppanadam74]

I hope "God" doesn't kiss me...I wanna stay foul-mouthed!! :-P...much to my mother's disgust...LOL...

[uppanadam74]

@uppanadam74 And darned right...I'm fucking Australian man...don't disrespect the Platypus...bad enough noone mentions it anymore...is it a dying species or fucking what?? Kevin Smoth you and I should get drunk together and make a kick ass film with sexy actors and actresses in it...I know we can....LOL!!

[uppanadam74]

Respond to this video...  Sorry Kevin Smoth...I meant Kevin Smith...payback for the Platypi!!

[LOUiSiANiMAL93]

who the fuck is shee!?

[forthepeeps345]

SNAPE!!! professor snape!!



[Rs4meTeeVee]

YOU HAVE YOUR MOTHERS EYES...

dont fucking cry..

dont fucking cry.. D;

[chieftaindarthax]

@Rs4meTeeVee thats not his mom...

[sarafleafly]

0:23 Jay's face...xDD

[Zoras88]

is it a sin to think that God is hot?

[mrrezdude1]

@Zoras88 i was just thinking that

[theduckularcoldfeet]

i didnt know proffesor SNAPE was in Jay and silent bob movie

[AngelusX92]

@theduckularcoldfeet ya he played the metaron in dogma. funny movie

[mydickmilk]

what the fuck is this shit who the fuck are lady why the fuck did you hug my head and why the fuck is proffeser snape here with a fuckin angel and why the fuck did you kill dumbledore and were the fuck is harry potter hahahaha

[felipemaiden13]

WTF?

[tHeOrEgOnAiRsOfT]

cuss out snape jay yeaaah

[ZFightercool12]

how many times can jay say "fuck" lol lol hahahahahahahah!!!

[Fatality65]

Looks like the only one to have balls to curse at God is Jay.

[Davisrullzs]

God is hot.

[hellolauratube]

SNAPE

[RWSniperownage]

wtf

[PsykoReaper926]

My favorite part was when he said, "What the fuck happened to that guy's head!?"

I don't know, something about his expression to that part was funny as hell.

[cutie5019]

lmfao, best scene in the whole movie :-D

[JSFER2]

where can I find dogma? I need to watch it I've watched everything except chasing amy and this.

[Ziniho0608]

@JSFER2 amazon dipshit

[JSFER2]

@Ziniho0608 sorry fuckhead

[claire0rockz]

It's Snape <3

[jukeboxmareksmolny]

saint jay - the only one who can talk to God like that. Hey thats not a bad idea at all. Church of Saint Jay

[tommyt1971]

Quite a little mouth on him, isn't there?

[tiagandremo]

l0l jay cracks me up!!!!

[Riising10]

this might be wierd. but god is kinda hot. haha if i have to do good stuff to see her when i die. i think its worthe it in the end:P

[Greezy47]

Jay is awesome.

[KaelGian93]

WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO THAT GUY'S HEAD...!!!!???

[EpicFailMakesMeYell]

Jay is the funniest one ever I couldnt stop watching dis. This made me laugh so hard I had 2 go pee twice lol

[XGazudin]

snape, snape, severus snape...snape, snape, severus snape....

[mako75yeah]

@XGazudin Dumbledore!

[DoubleAssClown]

I'd hit her holiness

[CrazedWolfen]

ROFL he just goes silent, then collapses

[pet3rgriffin]

@CrazedWolfen what would you do if God kissed you!!!

[CrazedWolfen]

@pet3rgriffin I'd turn my head and go for a full on kiss! *grin* I mean come one you only get one chance, right?

[pet3rgriffin]

@CrazedWolfen lol i guess.

[JRFP8]

SEVERUS SNAPE :D

[SavannahLear]

OMG its snape!

[ThisNameIsPointless]

Snape killed that guy's head.

[welshstar365]

LOL his face wen he sed wat the **** happend that guys was classic

[AnarchyF0Rfeedom]

What the fuck happened to that guys head?! xDDD

[MisterBankz]

"The answers you seek lie within my companions eyes ..."

WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN?!

[Wolfsbane909]

@MisterBankz i guess god has a sense of humour, I be freakin' out like that too, seriously WTF! lol

[XxkillerbeenxX]

what the fuck happened to that guys head!!??  i lold

[silentsmokey]

hahahahahahahah!!! my favorite...wish there was some better audio tho

[gohawks43]

dude that was snape

[wikiwikiwee1]

ITS PROFESSOR SNAPE!

[higoshimaru]

rolf Alan Rickman

[bitchassfucka]

i love how smith puts jay & silent bob in like every movie he makes even though they dont make sense

[theLgirL8875]

The best part of the movie!!!!!

Alanis makes a beautiful God!!

[blackstrawberrysky]

i think of this everytime a watch lost

[keysersoze0bisto]

@blackstrawberrysky kinda retro joke

[abisivepoo]

i would bang that alanis morrisette!

in the ass and i love this movie!

[mandboy16]

jay had me laughing so hard when he said what the fuck happened to that guys head. his face is so perfect.

[sailorella05]

@mandboy16 I agree with u there that was laughable

[MrMLD72MLD]

♥ !!!!!!!

[missgriffin777]

Hehe....;)

[VivalaUsh]

hahaha, the best scene in the movie!!

"Why the fuck did you hug my head?"

[RagnarEiswind]

One of the best scenes in the Movie!

WTF? xD

[ycwho1am2i3]

That face when Jay was like "what the fuck happened to that guys head"...

Good stuff.

[YoMommaShugga]

SNAPE !!!!!!!

[mittROMNEY666]

snape

[KeybassTheater]

WTF IS THIS THE PIANO ?=))))))

[tjwakaa]

every time i rewatch this it gets more and more funny

[mponce999]

Jay is a fucking GOD

[K3Sk3]

why the fuck were you guys hugging my head!

[wes7569]

i luv this scene

[garretkelley]

SNAPE!!!!

[lowenadler]

SNAPE

[dthmetalrox]

LOL

[brandon12545]

isnt that alanis morisette

[bombingdude]

WTF :D

[whowhatwhenwatch]

WAT DA FUK

[thomasokane]

WHAT THE HAPPENED TO THAT GUYS HEAD

[mimiluv610]

lmfao the way he slaps his hat off when he said "WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN?'

[TravisBehnke]

Is this the fucking piano has every one gone fuck nuts! ohh gota love jay

[sigge951]

This is alan rickman

youtube alan rickman voice

[misakun6921]

jay is awsome WTF IS THIS SHIT,WHO THE FUCK R U LADY,Y THE FUCK DID U HUG MY HEAD quite a little mouth on him isant there WTF IS THIS THE PIANO Y ANIT THIS CHICK TALKIN i believe the answers u seek lie within my companions eyes WTF DOES THAT MEAN HAS EVERY ONE GONE FUCKIN NUTS WTF HAPPENED 2 THAT GUYS HEAD I WANT SOME...

[Rodondo1]

"Has everyone gone fuckin' nuts? WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO THAT GUY'S HEAD!? I want some-"

EPIC

that is all

[Daedryon]

LOL IT'S FUCKIN' SNAPE!

Snape, Snape, Severus Snape!

[fiercedeity10]

It's not Snape... It's Hans Gruber!

[llron1west]

Its both! lol

[Yaoiweb]

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA!

Olha o Frango , tia xD!!

[zewkav93]

wat does that have to do with this clip u fucker

[4lifeimvu]

The guy who played Snape is in the clip. Calm down.

[eeksan]

holy shit it's snape

[emilyVolturi]

"Why the FUCK did you hug my head?!"

My favorite line :D

[j3ssuhka]

lmfao

"what the fuck happened to that guys head" lmfao i laugh so hard at this part everytime i watch it.

fucking love jay.

he definitely snapped. haha

[XkandiXkidX]

haha, its the half blood prince

[Pein321]

yay snape

[huuhhx]

alanis<333333333333

[OkMistahJ]

<3333333333333333333

[LPangel5673]

LOLZ  he went nuts xD

[mwtbdltr]

HHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAH­HA hoooly shit... stonned as fuck watching this movie and this part came on .... ooohhh damn i never laughed so hard before

[wyteboy4454]

dude get high n watch ratatouille

[OkMistahJ]

LOL I know it's great!

[ToboeOkamiKiba]

omg i love how jay gets confused!!

what the fuck?

[brendalynncasey14]

" WHAT THE FUCK DOSE THAT MEAN"

[BloodroseBathory]

"I believe the answer lies within my my companion's eyes" - rhymed and... fucking sexy!

[peoplespeoplesplease]

omg i love this scene!!!!

[peoplespeoplesplease]

what the fuck is this shit?!

who the fuck are you lady?

why the fuck did you hug my head?

what the fuck is this, the piano?

why isnt this broad talking?

WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN?!

has everybody gone fucking nuts?!

what the fuck happened to that guys head?! hahahahahahaha!!

[EliteDuffman]

@peoplespeoplesplease doesnt he say: why the fuck did you hug me hand?

( I know, doesnt seem likely, but thats what I hear)

[peoplespeoplesplease]

@EliteDuffman i know this is a lot off but he said "why the fuck did you hug my head" if youve seen the movie they grabed his head and pulled it down so his head dosent explode from seeing "god"

[EliteDuffman]

@peoplespeoplesplease 'aight! Just me that got hearing problems I guess :P

(and yeah, I've seen the movie)

[hippiex420x]

@peoplespeoplesplease actually, it was from hearing God. not seeing him.

[Morrbyd]

@peoplespeoplesplease

I FUCKING KNOW. I MEAN WHAT THE FUCK? THESE FUCKING FUCKS ARE ALL LIKE WHAT THE FUCK? FUCKIN' A. FUCK ME RUNNING WITH A FUCKING CATTLE FUCKING PROD. FUCKING MOTHERFUCKING MOTHERFUCKERS. XD

[piccolafede]

omg this is sooo funny XDXD

i LOVE this film

[InvaderSlusk1994]

what the fuck is this shit?!

who the fuck are you lady?

why the fuck did you hug my head?

what the fuck is this, the piano?

why isnt this broad talking?

WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN?!

has everybody gone fucking nuts?!

what the fuck happened to that guys head?!

[nicole19941]

i wannnnnnnnnna fuck jay soooooo bad like damn irrefuckinsistable!!!!

[MarkoLayneStaleyMajd]

just fucking look at his face when he said : "What the fuck happend with that guys head".... jay is owning

[TheDeviant88]

Easily the best scene from any movie ever

Jay: Get offa me. I wanna see what's up. What the fuck is this shit? Who the fuck are you, lady? Why the fuck did you hug my head?

Metatron: Quite a little mouth on him, isn't there?

Jay: What the fuck is this, The Piano? Why ain't this broad talking?

Metatron: I believe the answers that you seek lie within my companion's eyes.

Jay: What the fuck does that mean? Has everyone gone fuckin' nuts? What the fuck happened to that guy's head? I want some-

[SaintInsanity02]

I can't find this full scene anywhere

[vigo894]

Hans Gruber from Die Hard.

[67GTV]

Dr. Lazarus from Galaxy Quest.

[vigo894]

That guy from Quigley Down Under.

[67GTV]

Severus Snape from Harry Potter (hate them movies - IMDB'd this :)

[juultheone]

He said WTF 6 times now in not even a minute! LOL!

[spongefan1]

"WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO THAT GUY'S HEAD!?!" LAWL!! Jay rules.

[RamukReborn]

His next statement was gonna be, i want some fucking head" lmao

[Doolsey]

Why oh why didn't Kevin take out that line about "The Piano?"

It's not Holly Hunter, it's Alanis!

[shinouipo]

Holly Hunter was Kevin Smith's first choice to play the role of God

[Doolsey]

I know. But without her the line makes no sense. (Don't get me wrong. This is one of my favorite movies.)

[longlivespoons]

god is a canadian!

[twistedknightmare]

I know! It all makes sense now!

lol

[UltimateRocker33]

WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN! HAS EVERYONE GONE FUCKIN NUTS! the greatest character ever

[vikutaa]

is that the guy from the harry potter movies?

[rakenash]

Yeah. xD

[stgm]

"The guy from the Harry Potter movies?"

You mean fucking Alan Rickman? ALAN RICKMAN? Motherfucking Alan Rickman is " The guyf rom the Harry Potter movies" fuck you

[bluez4soul]

Quigely Down Under, Dude!

[GoinBaCk2JeRzEy]

this movie is the shit

[DragonKnight1989]

lol I'll go ahead and be ignorant and ask, Why DID Jason feint? What was the significance of that?

[omglucas]

He was kissed by God. Thats why he passes out.

[kittox2ya]

i wanna be on jay!

[abaddonic]

god is hot

[johnotronthe5th]

Man, i got half a stack when that broad kissed me.

[Xemptuous]

"WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN!?"

I love how he throws his beanie when he says it

[demonicoldguy]

"whadda fuck happended to that guy's head?!"

i loved that part

[Ophelia300]

lmao yeah and the stupid look on his face when he says it!!

[gopexon]

haha, exactly what i was gonna say.

[fir3knight]

WATAFAK!

[hanz202]

three brillaint bits-

1. when she sows him her eye =D

2. he keeps saying wtf =D

3. when she random smiles after kssing him

awesome

[webnothing]

lol alanis moriset

[Kragnorak]

Why does nobody but Kevin hire Jason Mewes? He's the most charismatic of that whole bunch (well, except for guest stars like Carlin & Rickman etc...)

[4corpse2grinder0]

What the fuck?!

[wookieproductions]

snape?

[themunster]

yarp

[Luigi2346forever]

yap!

[KerryPanda]

I read that Jason Mewes memorised the entire Dogma script because he didn't want to look amateur in front of Alan Rickman. When you consider Jason was a heroin addict at the time too, that's quite an accomplishment. I'm glad he's well now.

[JoshyxXxWoshy]

lmao 0:24 2 0:26

[jjdevil800]

lol lol my favorite part of the movie

[Bl4ckM4gic037]

Dude..god is hot.

[link5283returns]

thats kind of disturbing and at the same time it isn't

[TheLostTruckDriver]

WTF, the video is there but it says "Sorry this video is no longer available."

Then I refresh it and it is available. This happens on a lot of videos.

W T F ???

WTF.

WTF FTW!

[Littlegoddess15]

Wow!

That's really strange...

[mzscorch277]

whats the song called where there in the bar .and gettin close the the shit demon

[deerhunter45628]

Candy Girl by New Edition