THE DAY AFTER DIE HARD (The SSP)

[karamkhattab]

veryy funyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy do more plzz

[mrosskelso]

"Yeah, threw the ringleader off the 32nd floor. Killed him. So... what's up with you?"

"I... well, I just bought a condo..."

Classic. How'd you get Ben Affleck's son to play the bartender? I didn't know he even had one.

[Barcode11]

I don't mean to sound like a butthole, but didn't Die Hard happen on Christmas Eve?

[smokeypitbull]

yea cuz buying a condo is just like killing a shit load of people and throwing a guy off off 32 floor

[theblahman]

john mc claine is a bit more humble than this, he woldnt go around announcing what he had done, if asked he would answer with a far off distance in his eye and recall the evnts with a bit more class

[ifimnotcute69]

who is that sexy bartender

[truthug90]

ahahahahahahaha thats fucking great

[petemans79]

I... I just bought a condo.

[sillygillman]

love how you can see the silly gillman food drive in the background and flyers in the begining

[NapalmPuppet]

it was a HK MP5 not an M16

[KevOfCHP]

Lol, this was great.

But, it wasn't until I finished watching this that I realized..... Bruce Willis had hair in the first Die Hard, haha

[SuperSecretProject]

Yeah, Billy D doesn't.

[Delsmarto]

could have done without toilet scene but other wise funny. I love last part

[studinthemaking]

best line ever-absolutet craziness

[FunkStyles]

i killed 30 terrorists single handed, how have you been? ... i bought a condo. that actually made me shed some tears from laughing

[GWHH19]

so funny so true

[GWHH19]

so funny

[DaminoLordXL]

Dude, you look just like John McClane! Fucking awesome lol. You should do an old school version like after the very first Die Hard.

[krisandsam]

Pretty funny, little long though

[SuperSecretProject]

Agreed.

[gutturrat]

you guys are gods!

[polishroxxor]

I don't mean to be a douche but it's a H&K MP5...but good job, from the beginning it's funny lol.

[afrogator]

...and it's Nakatomi tower (preferrably Nakatomi Plaza), and not Nakatomi TowerS.

Just sayin. Anyway, very entertaining

[mafiaosobob]

the end is the best part

[Granada28]

haha great job!:)

[pitturbanlegend]

Good job I gave 5/5, cause it was actually original and funny, but one thing I might point out you did wrong...Im pretty sure in the first die hard John Mclaine had hair.

[JediJac]

funny, loved the ending

[darkolin]

this reminds me off Clerks with all the fresh acting, and You peeps are from Jersey right.

[ekathe85]

As a fan of the movie I was skeptic about watching this, but it was very funny. The condo line is hilarious. Congrats!

[SG1Mitchell]

Are you guys from Boston? You sound like my family back there

[XupicorA]

@SG1Mitchell I believe they are from Boston, some of their movies are made in Boston.

This was great, I mean, after that kind of day, you would probably get pretty annoyed by some idiots raging over some stupid shit. ;) Nice.

[Guitarsthatkill]

Excellent stuff!!!!! LOL

Any chance of seeing what he did after the sequels...?

"What are you taking the biggest shit of your life...?"

"Does it sound like Im ordering a f***ing pizza...?!?!?!!!" rofl

[hellyeah169]

haha

[volec55]

that was brilliant guys

[coolestpyro]

u look nothing like bruce willis, and you dont really sound that much like him....

but something about the way you pronounce shit, the way you walk, the way you move your mouth when you talk is JUST like him.

in short: 5/5

[madmania9]

the scene on the toliet was the best!

[pheonixkool]

hey guys its kool but ure pretending to be him no offence but hes not that chubby!

[SpacedTime]

so this is Christmas day>? lol

[hairlikeafox]

yah thats what I was wondering.

[coolazpenguins718]

lol 9 months of paperwork !!!

[5amuu]

haha the actor dudes are on the brink of cracking up

[timm19752000]

i love this video

[vetruok]

i... just bought a condo..

LOL

[laugher04]

Does it sound like i'm orderin a fuckin a pizza!

[CreightonDuke]

''Welcome to the party pal!'' lmfao i loved the way he says that.

[AllOuttabubbleGum]

Ha! I love it!

[itishardtogetaname]

love it when is college friend comes around XD

[vicentox1999]

"asshole?"

"yes, an asshole"

"ASSHOLE!?"

ptoooooooh!

"what the fuck is your problem!?"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[bgs67089]

I love how at the end he spits out his beer on that chick!

[Rapt0r9]

It was an MP5, not an M16. But still good.

[mol3898]

I notice Brue Wills now has a real heavy boston accent in this

[sunsetalldayprocess]

How do these guyes not crack the fuck up while making this shit?!

[tobaker70]

that was fucking awesome - thank you so much

[cap7mom]

Thats awesome!!!

[ktloulikewoah]

When he's in the bathroom he really sounds like bruce willis.

[mol3898]

yeah your right he does

[Zetziv]

That was cool! But i'm quite suprised, no references to the fact it was christmas, and the fact that he has no skin on the bottom of his feet.

Still awesome though

[Auggie56]

Christmas music in the back ground.........

[joe4heaven]

that was flippin' hilarious

[Masi308]

haha, the end was genius!

[mol3898]

yes it was

[scafoldingtoast]

that insurance woman is hot

[test123ok]

Lol..i just bought a condo..nice comeback story

[goodfoodschool]

OMG!!!!!! so funny! bruce willis is going around his day with a blood stain on his head like nothing happened!!! so funny!

[ewanjf]

it was absolute craziness

[solarnitemovie]

He wasn't bald in Die Hard, but this is pretty cool.

[iralarry]

Very good, clever even, but more cute than anything else. Thanks

[macethe20vtace]

quality haha

[fikealox]

Hahahaha, I want more :D

[whhyyyyyyyyyy]

can I download the begin tune its funny

[supercarboy]

great video, 1 thing tho, it was an mp5 machine gun he used, great vid tho

[crotchfungus]

Wait, why isn't anyone telling him he has a giant blood stain on his head?

[crotchfungus]

Why doesn't he clean that blood off his head?

[Ziken]

lol i loled.

[ammaro1]

1 thing tho... He had hair in the first movie... But hey, good movie >:o

[veltchlives]

Hans, Buubby.., I'm your whit knight!

[Zander526]

sniff, sniff.

[RiiDDiiM]

Glass, who gives a shit about glass?

[ise601]

i loved that line.

[justalilrandom]

well i erm bought a condo... not quite the same as killing german terrorists

[PhyberLogic]

He said he had to steal "an m16 machine gun", in Die Hard he had to steal an mp5 submachine-gun, but that's just a minor detail. Nice parody.

[braun3812]

I thought barman is Heath Ledger

[Thugz4Real]

heath ledger died

[Waterboy57Official]

Remember, This Video was posted on January 29, 2007. Heath Ledger died on January 22, 2008. So this video was posted a year before Heath Ledger died.

[ClarenceAStwo]

"thought barman is Heath Ledger"

Actually I thought he looked more like a cross between Adam Baldwin and Ben Affleck.

[Darglos]

WTF's ur problem XD That part was the best!

[derttiej]

lol, that had me rolling! great job!

[wfkproductions2]

Pretty good! Only, John McClane doesn't act like that.

[badboidazz]

rofl the endin is funny as fuck

nice job!

[XxDraconxX]

Decent Look-alike

[Pranksta66]

do i sound like i'm ordering a pizza! lol'd

[bsskierxD]

cool

[cc667]

that was pretty cute! my favorite part was when that lady comes up to john at the bar and is btchin about john ruining the nakitomi towers! very creative!! :D

[Psycho1386]

That Was Fucking awsome he sounds alot like Bruce Willis!

Yippe-Ki-YA Mother Fucker!

"I was always kinda partial to Roy Rogers actually, I always liked those sequined shirts. -John McLaine

[teamtagaly1]

not an m-16, an mp5 SMG you stole

just to let u know

[realnoidea]

hm... i thought it would be the day after die hard 3 because of his clothes and the destination...

[Strakha1]

Very creative! Well done. I enjoyed watching this.

[Gloihnd]

The last sentence is the best ;)

cool video...

[rorymaxwell]

LOL...YEEPE CAY-YEA MOTHER FUCKER

[kvbn]

yeepe cay-yea mother fucker

[DrakeONeill]

funny, but why is he bald?

[nateman1370]

funny!!!!

[rosasxmieles]

suppose to be funny?

[genmaximus110]

"I just bought a condo." Still my favorite line. And the ending. Besides too much smiling, this video is pretty awesome.

[phalluman]

god damn dude this is hilarious as shit! even when im not stoned i still laugh

[StalkerDan]

It sure was absolute craziness.

[Markacidkobe]

The Day After Die Harder

The Day After Die Hard With A Vengeance

The Day After Live Free or Die Hard

[spin721]

Funny as hell!

[12gaAutomatic]

very funny xD :) ;)

[sy12345678]

hahahahahaha well funny!

ass hole...an ass holee haha quality man!!

[Richdrum]

well funny

[Richdrum]

yer he took an mp5 nnot a m16

[k0rbcobra]

penoso xD

[actionfan2]

he took a mp5 not a m16

[watsonwoo]

I just bought a Condo. I am sure "McClane" would be so glad to hear something normal instead of Terrorist. LOL

[budweisergod21]

great video dude funny as hell

[Devokees]

Man now that was hilarious! The guy playing mcclane sounded a bit like bruce, but looked a hell of alot like him!

Awesome

Will

[Speedwaymad]

Mclane wouldn't call a barman Fuck head. But apart from that, very funny.

[budweisergod21]

great video dude

[mezhiborsky29]

i don't think that John McClane would gloat about being the one that killed the terrorists and saved the eemployees, but great job anyways.

[stemanacor91]

The end's fantastic ^^

[scatmangil]

lmao, great job on the vid

[maskirovka]

Die Hard is my fav movie ever and this was great!

[DTakersgurl]

I was bustin a gut when "McClane" asked the old school buddie what he was doing. The guy shoukd have said "Well I can't compete with you. All I did was buy a condo."

This is funny as hell! I love it!!!!! :D

[ClynSvin]

roflmao nice job

[candycane15]

If you know the movie inside and out, this was pretty humorous.. lol. Nice :)

[splent]

Perfect.

[ps95]

LOL, his actions were just like Bruce Willis, great job

[myfav8]

it was not a m-16 the manchine gun was a mp5 m-16's are much bigger

[FORZION]

correct, plus mp5 are better

[kurinton686]

great stuff!!!

[jd12novoa]

really original and funny

[leathaldosage50]

its not a m16 its an mp5

[Anthony573]

Now thats funny.

[jarm87]

LOL fukin love the end quality

[AlexAnCapAdvocate]

You're from Massachusettes, aren't you?

[beerjunkie]

good job!

[SynaMax]

very funny! :-D

[iHateToRegister]

this made me smile ;) great work!

[liamjwolves]

''yippee ki yay mother fucker..ye was pretty good'' lol loved it

[budweiserlover]

funniest thing i've seen in a while

[Zombie79]

One of the funniest things I've seen in a long time.

[johnnyknott]

the end bit made me smile :D

[Superapplefrog]

Ya same here... but mostly boring

[JohnM3D]

Awesome. Very good voice impression. :)

[Superapplefrog]

Erm rubbish voice impression actually

[cudef]

some cowboy butthole dropped a body off the 38th floor and now i have 9 months of paperwork) o friekan well!!!

[hunttheswede]

hahahahahah :D

nicely done

[asshole2800]

funny as hell

[protek]

love that guys face... 'you look like shit'

[lunaticgin]

What the hell the first video was nothing short of a flipping A+. where is the fist Bruce?? he was a great actor he made the view believe that their watch Die Hard

[betatalk357]

It wasn't an M16; in DIE HARD 1 and 2, it was MP5s- only the airport SWAT team had M16s.

[giantegg1]

"It wasn't an M16; in DIE HARD 1 and 2, it was MP5s- only the airport SWAT team had M16s."

dude... shut the fuck up.

just enjoy this great video. Nice work guys xD

[beantown33]

Good Masshole accents.

[GeneralHasslehoff]

yippie kay ya motherfucker that actually was pretty fun..

[DazDaMan]

Brilliant!

[flashart]

Haa Haa - Excellent! I especially like the reggae version of the 'Ode to Joy' tune.

Large, bald bloke has a bad day - 5.

[yellowwing]

Yeah, German terrorists are sooo annoying!

[Funnyman87]

LMAO! Funny ending.

[redlegs45]

lol that was hilarious

[Jonofthekings]

LoL this was an awesome video u should make more lol

[XPoppycockX]

That wasn't half bad good on you!

[Qw3rtyX2]

"he's an asshole? ASSHOLE" *spits beer on chick* rofl, sooo funny, i actually thought that was Bruce Willis. Great job, and good imitations.

[NateXXXX]

yipee kie yah mother fucker...that was pretty cool

HAHAHA that was great

[yue4prez]

Bpalmer...I hate you. I'm gonna come to your house and kick your dog!!!

Yeah. You. I said it to you.

Bruce Willis hates you, I hope you know that.

so, hows that strike at esu going? It's probably going to end soon...hope your internship goes well though :)

[barefoottoe]

That was awesome lol

[BPalmer101]

Super Secret Project,

Screw all those haters. This was great, and I think John McClane sounds pretty good with a Boston accent anyway.

[mattykyuzo]

Ha! "Umm...I just bought a condo..." That's awesome.

[Stex25]

Great video!!!,all those guys that are complaining are fukin retards

[DarbyKern]

Don't let these jags bother you. I had fun watching this one. Thanks man.

[yue4prez]

lol. if I make a spoof, I try to get most aspects right...

[SuperSecretProject]

Hey kids! If you are thinking about making movies, especially spoofs of movies for You Tube... DON'T. Because people have nothing better to do with their shitty little lives than to nitpick every little thing. Just a word of warning. Oh and by the way, that's not really Bruce Willis.

The SSP

[zozobra981]

don't be deterred friend, this place is full of trolls. very nice video

[yue4prez]

Sorry, not negative...but hey, they pay people a lot of money to help point out loopholes in a film so they keep the continuum. Or maybe I'm just the wrong girl at the wrong place, at the wrong time...either way, I don't get paid enough to deal with this shit.

AND THAT WAS A LOT OF POSTING.

[yue4prez]

Oh, and as per the "haircut (you nitpickers)" part, you can tell by the back of the head where the bruce willis impersonator's hairline is, realizing that, obviously, he's been bald for quite some time and that he wouldn't have had the longer, brown hair, the day before.

[yue4prez]

9. The character himself, wouldn't have "retold" what happened so many times...it's not really his nature. Not once in DH2, DH3, or DH4, did he really mention DH1 like that.

There's so much more you could have done with it if you directed yourself in some of the aspects of the movie that people remember specifically and actually enjoy more than the other scenes.

[yue4prez]

5. Holly and John were still together, just seperated because of jobs.

6. It sounded like a soundboard

7. His head still wouldn't be bleeding like that unless he picked at it. In most of the endings, he's already been taped up, fixed up, and in a blanket.

8. You didn't do anything with the feet...which...would have been hillarious, especially if you had him at a store buying new shoes and trying them on.

[yue4prez]

Loopholes for the freaks >_>

1. Die hard 3 alfit

2. Die Hard 3 hair

3. Accent, BW is from Jersey

4. Movie 1 took place in CA in DH1, I'm sure he didn't fly back the next day to wherever this is supposed to be filmed.

[NATESOR]

WRONG! Wasn't an M16 it was an MP5. An M16 isn't even a machine gun, it's an assault rifle. An MP5 is a sub-machine gun, but "now i have a sub-machine gun. ho ho ho" doesn't really work as well.

[Daybloke]

@ Arzich:

It´s NOT Ben Affleck! It is a Lookalike indeed, (not a very good one though)!

;-)

[specialbrowniesman]

that's supposed to be christmas day...but still good

[jzancan]

the guy behind the bar looks/sounds like ben affleck.