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  • I remember watching this on telly yearssss ago

  • Gaz had a house like this from being a shithead ratface one man club cunt? I think cancer doctors deserve more, but then again, people don't pay to watch a doctor perform on weekends..

  • What's this ? Someone elses house? Or a Beckham break in?

  • neville becks scholes is legend

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  • im a liverpool fan and i hate these two as footballers but they both seem like decent guys.

  • @SJGibbons1000 You are clearly not a liverpool fan. Gary Neville is not a decent guy.

  • @trembles97 fuck off

  • @SJGibbons1000 solid comeback. that really hurt me deep.

  • @trembles97 really did it hurt you deep(ly). i was just trying to display my distain for your retarded comment. gary neville is obviously an arsehole as a footballer but that doesnt make him an arsehole as a man. if all you can see is the figure on the pitch then i feel sorry for you. are you saying you wouldnt cheer if he scored for england. youre the type of imbercile that give football a bad name. hows that for a comeback fuckstick?

  • @SJGibbons1000 Every aspect of a person's life reflects who are they are as a person. I don't just see the person on the pitch, but I will definitely hold him responsible for how he acts as a footballer. I'm the type of person that gives football a bad name? For saying that a man who is a despicable figure in one aspect of his life is not a decent guy? How can you excuse him for his actions on the pitch? It just doesn't make sense to me, and I'm sorry if you don't understand that.

  • Gaz doesn't even know where is spoons are in his own home lol

    LEGEND!

  • nice security

  • All I can say is if Beck doesn't show up to Gary's testimonial, that would be the biggest slap in the face.

  • IM HUNGRY

  • lol gary opened his caupboars and in one of them was just a rolling pin thats it lol. i remember this from way back

  • Beckham may be playing with La Galaxy, but his heart and mind will always be with United. Going to see Gary or Giggsy or Scholes. Coming to Old Trafford to watch a game. His heart will always be with United. You know deep down he would trade everything other than his family to go back and play there one more game. So sad that he was becoming bigger than United and to prevent that Fergie let him go. If he had to do it all over again he wouldn't take that the huge spotlight.

  • as much as i love beckham and he is a legend, i still think footballers have rather simple minds lol they always call each other stupid names that end in 'azza'

  • @NorthWeezy2010 i wouldn't call footballers the only ones who play a sport with a non scripted strategy simple.

  • Gary has a really nice house. Its good to have your best mates on your team.

  • neville is a twat

  • 25 people are scousers and city fans!

  • At the only exception that he no longer live in this house and the paranoid speech is no longer in operation ... ! :)

  • for some reason I happened to watch this documentary, which served most to prove that footballers no matter their skills on the pitch can be thoroughly uninteresting people. noone more so than gary neville....well, I changed my mind, I guess gary neville can be interesting, although for very special reasons, such as the paranoid automatic speech supplied to his visitors when he has let them in to his fort.

  • haha gayss..

  • gary was heartbroken the day beckham left. he's such a bender

  • omg, if gary's house is this magnificent i can't imagine how superb david's house is!!!! or fergie's!!!!

  • Shame Beckham traded Gary in for Tom Cruise

  • @drummerdickens thats a pretty good trade on becks behalf... altho Nevile ended up with Ronaldo ;)

  • 22 retards disliked this..

  • Fuck Real Madrid you cause Ronaldo and Beckham going there

  • where did beckham's tattoos go? lol 

  • wtf.......... does every man united captain live in such a house...

  • His kitchen is bigger than my house lol

  • Gary 1st; Victoria 2nd

  • 2:31 whose that?

  • Dashing about Traffod Centre or Tescos. Keeping in touch with the common man Becks... wanker.

  • can someone tell me what they were saying when they talked about victoria going away and brooklyn.

  • @ashnys he said beckham usually stays when victoria is away but then sais he stayed there with victoria and brooklyn for about 4 weeks

  • Neville you fukin Manc Cunt Die

  • Gary is a bit mingin

  • who's that behind the table at 0:58, some random dude, O'shea ?

  • Gary Neville reminds me of Gareth from The Office.

  • BECKHAM !!!

  • YNWA

  • its insutling laughting near a super star he dont care XD

  • wheres da wooden spoon LMFAO

  • david's voice is very very bad...it's woman's voice..

  • This makes me feel really nostalgic for the great 'Youth Academy' years at United. Beckham and Neville are true legends, and Becks is one of the few players who live and breathe football and United, despite not playing for us for about 7 years. I still think of Victoria as being Beckham's Yoko Ono. Stupid talentless Spice Gimp.

  • Dashing around Tesco, so thats what a global multi millionaire superstar rather does ha. becks gotta love him!

  • I love the voiceover, it's like the best satire ever. "...whereas I'd rather be dashing around the Trafford Centre or Tescos". Neville likes a quiet night in whereas Becks prefers to live it up....in Tescos. And Neville searching parts of his kitchen he's never seen before for a wooden spoon and Beckford's inane ramblings about phoning Victoria in a voice so monotonous a priest would be embarassed of it! "Becks that's burning" "ey?" "that pan's burning" "it's got potatoes in it". LOL.

  • United makes a player a legend and madrid ruin them

  • beckham gets paid way more than messi, beckham gets like money from sharpie, police and adidas then there's his salary

  • David Beckham = LEGEND Gary Neville = Dirty inbred cunt

  • 自己間屋都唔知d野0向邊

  • Beckham is not the Highest Paid Player anymore..its Messi...Good news if u ask me

  • @unspokenscene97 just the team salary, Beckham still gets payed way more than Messi. With sponsors and such of course.

  • gary neville what a dickhead

  • Legend!

  • who is gary?

  • whos the third guy

  • r e a l m a n

  • liverpool scum lick my balls

  • id really rather not!!

  • hes the richest footballer in the world and he shops at fuckin tescos? come on becks at least up it to Waitrose

  • o'shea, neville, rafael, brown.

    brown is shit. rafael is inexpierienced and o shea is injured.

  • benders

  • There are just Friiiends!! - Really?

  • is the other guy oshea?

  • i think its nevilles kid

  • o'shea, brown rafeal neville

    4th choice RB

  • Neville is in front of Brown right now, Brown was shite this season

  • Neville > Ronaldinho. Didn't you watch the 4-0 thrashing of AC Milan? Don't write him off yet. He could yet make the England team, yes you think its shocking, but it just might turn out to be true.

  • So for us who think that Becks and Gaz are out and about on saturday night, theyre probably at home looking for a bloody spoon LOL!!

  • Gary Neville <3

    David beckham <3<3<3<3

  • Fuck you! Neville is a legend.

  • He is a legend, but 90% of the players hate him...I really want to know why

  • @1eujin1 who said they hate him?

  • @Rebellen007 And hes a true red. Both united legends.He still needs some wooden spoons though!!!!!!

  • these players fucked liverpool hard last 15 years, so shut your fuckin mouth.

  • @Stumpy109 shut your fuckin mouth

  • you're soooo right, this guy needs to shut the heck up and get a life instead of talking about people wo do have one!!

  • real edge of the seat stuff here ! wooden spoons & the trafford centre ! hold on tight , whats next ????

  • fuckin idiot lol. wheres mY FUCKING SPOON! idiot

  • Where's your wooden spoons gary? Overe there...... dumb ass can't find it...wooden spoon

  • is gary seriously beckham's best friend.

  • LMFAO YEA

  • LMAO

  • Neville is a complete muppet. Who else would wanna go to his poncy Five Star house ? Invites people round so they can cook for him in his camp Dynasty kitchen yet doesnt even know where the fucking utensils are. Has eating manners of a pig No surprise the table is so so big as it allows room for him to spit something out. Never could a winner be such a loser.

  • LMFAO

  • HAHAHA!!! This vid is class!! WOODEN SPOONS??!!! Becksy...Do I have to eat it all?? Don't eat it all Gary, you won't eat your main!!! Becksy...Becksy thats Burning....Its got potato's in it...whats burning??

    Topped off by the Stalker and his kid (that probably ain't his) at the end!! This is the best comedy ever! its gotta be scripted this! genius!

  • Cant stop laughing at this comment. I watched the video all over again after I read it, and now I see that this was meant to be a comedy, fabulous stuff.

    "I wish Brooklyn was ere "

    "Not very nice "

  • "I'd rather be dashing about Tesco or the Trafford Centre."

    Yeah, I bet you did that ALL the time, Dave.

  • 'i dont just come round just to cook for you' lol

    these guys are funny

  • "don't eat it all Gary, you won't eat your main'"

    hahahahahaha

  • yeah? why?

  • watch this vid!!!!

  • what are you Yoda?

  • haha i remember watching this years ago

  • no1 else stays here; jst him!

  • Give these guys a room for God's sake...

  • Lol, this video always makes me laugh. Miss the days of them both linking up for United. Absolute class.

  • neville is a gent kissin the united crest on front of ye scouse bastards!! go on the g funk :)

  • Fuckin' spoons Gaz?

  • hahaha

  • gary neville is such a turd face

  • Gary Neville = Legend, you mofos jealous

  • I bet those two fucked Victoria together

  • You probably right mate :)

  • fuuuccckkk these two look like a riot. I bet they have some fascinating conversations.

  • Woo Tescos and the Trafford Centre! Outrageous!

  • Haha!

  • Hahaha your comment made me lol

  • Becks that's burnin, no it ain't u dumb prick

  • I love this video....Gary Neville gets all defensive lol

  • I used to have this dvd...he's still at UTD here.....

  • What Year Was This ?

  • was this done when they were teamates? Or when David left Man Utd...

  • Gosh marriage does change people alot.Somtimes i still can't believe this was the same David that just love being real and simple.

  • you act like you know him.

  • These two are sooo funny bless them lol

  • ???? how was world war two an accident? are you on crack or did you fail history class

  • Ferguson boot incident was an accident...

    World War 2 was also an accident...

    Life is full of accidents and humans always speak the truth...

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  • no, i think Hitler MEANT to invade poland. cristiano ronaldo was an accident, thats for sure

  • tescos isnt my number 1 choice for a night out..

  • I had a much better time in Asda last night

  • why?

  • wtf is this shit

  • "Dashing about the Trafford Centre or Tescos..."

    Wild child.

  • They are such a cute couple.

    May 2015 David and and Marry.

    I mean what bloke best friend calls his mates bird by her full proper name!!!! ?? Victoria!

  • david and and ?

  • i must have missed typing Gary cos it sounds like Marry!

    yeah I meant to say Gary he's the other one in the video, hes a footballer for Manchester United, and notably was David 'roomy' on away trips.

    Im not sure but I think Gary is the taker.

  • yer ino who gary neville is lol

    i wus just gettin at the fact u put and twice

    oh well :)

  • i know we both know who gary is, i was just being silly.

    u dont get it never mind.

    oh well (fucking smilie face)

  • becks loves MAnu he even came to the arsenal game and he cheered like hell when ronaldo scored!!

  • yep, he rubbed his hands, I think Flamini was on for Arsenal,

    But Sir Alex, kicked a boot at him, he cant go back there. David is a football icon and Sir Alex likes submissive quiet angry little men. DB is too grounded and confident for that

  • RichySKing gets points for a Nina Simone reference, but chrishan can look up to whoever chrishan wants.

    But both of you need to stfu.

  • Neville has a nice home. Neville the best

  • Gary Neville = Prize twat

  • a pair of reds! n btw, birtish accent is sexy!

  • Is there anyone with a more effeminate voice than Beckham?

  • definately agree

  • u have no life all u do is down talk becks

    stupid scousers all wastes of space u inbred cunts!

  • And all you do is go on videos to defend him! Anyone would think you are part of his Public Relations team!

    And I'm still waiting for you to reply to that last comment on that other video... You know the one in which you mentioned Charlton....

  • see ur a waste of space u rather go around talking negativly about someone

    well let me ask u something wat do u do hes a famous footballer and u talk shit

    fucking loser

  • He isn't a famous footballer, as much as he is a famous brand! And you are a consumer.

    ...Still waiting for a response to my Charlton comment...

  • best crosser in the world,best free kick perfected passes and the heart of england need i say more hes famous for other things but theres nothing wrong with that

    u just have a jelously problem and u need help ur a fucking narsasist

    and wat Charlton comment...?

  • Best crosser in the world??? In 2009?

    Best free kick? Nope!

    Heart orf England?... Please refrain from regurgitating the rhetoric that news reporters use!

    Aaaahhh there it is, another person who resorts to claiming I am jealous.. I'm jealous of Beckham, but hold on, why is it that I'm not jealous or Gerrard, or Torres, or Kaka, or Messi, or anyone else? By your logic, if I dislike someone, then I am jealous... am I jealous of Dick Cheney??

    Don't pretend you don't remember our last convo!

  • you are jelous why else would u be on here trying to slander beckham ur just a patheic scouser and what do u mean dont pretend i dont remeber our last convo do u have some other motive u cunt

  • Oh course I'm jealous, unless it's actually that I am using yutube videos as a means of channeling my embarrassment of this commercial celebrity.

    You pathetic Manc, you have no reason to be loyal t him... Was he loyal to Man U???

    You tried to turn our last conversation into a battle of Liverpool vs Man U, and brought up Charlton lifting the world cup, at which point I told you that it isn't liverpool vs Man U, it's real footballers vs. celebrities, and I have a great respect for Charlton!

  • beckham was neverturned on united he was just sold he is still loved by the fans and he loves man united

    and wat i said about charlton was tru

    lampard has even scored more than gerrard for england

    beckham is a great player and im proud he served under united and is the longest player to play for england he does the 3 lions proud and any club he has gone to

    ur a jellous scouser now thats a shame there

  • I've just finished reading a biography on Nina Simone, do you know who that is? She was a remarkable woman, a real soilder, a fighter, someone with someone to say. You on the other hand believe that Beckham is an inspiration, when there is no cmparison between a great human like Nina Simone, and a commercial celebrity lke Beckham.

    GET THIS THROUGH YOUR HEAD, I AM NOT JEALOUS OF BECKHAM - YOUR ACCUSATION MAKES NO SENSE.

  • did u steal the book u fucking scouse cunt i dont care wat u say anymore beckham is succesful and ur a useless twat

    honestly who the fuck goes around down talking footballers?a narcasist does

  • My goodness, you sure are persistant.

    I've grown bored of debating with a retard. I think I'll walk away.

  • about time u scouse cunt

  • wow u can read?did u steal the book u scouse cunt get out out of here u piece of shit.Yur a useless cunt that has no life and lives on here bad talking footballers.Fucking scouse twat !

  • david beckham was always loyal to United. Simply ferguson could not see him anymore because he was becoming too big, he was more popular the club itself. that's why ferguson did not like bechham anymore and decided to sell him

  • I heard that Mr. Ferguson once threw a football boot at David.

  • yeah it was after a match against arsenal. there was already tensions between david and sir alex (because david was becoming more a celebrity than a footballer according to S.alex). Fergie blamed david for a goal united conceded and david would not talk the blame, fergie said 'you gonna take the blame', david sweared at him and fergie kicked at a boot which was lying on the floor. Some players immediately got hold of david otherwise he would have hurt ferguson. Its in david's biography 'my side'

  • Well it was not just that. David became more like a product than a football player. WHICH resultade in the shoe throwing.

  • yeah david beckham was becoming a brand and an A list celebrity but he was still a great footballer and a great professional. he was even england captain at that time

  • never thrown was kicked and it was by accident try reading an actual story properly or watch beckhams documentarys