Survival Guide: Anaconda Bite

[AtheistGamingCD]

He really looked like he was in a life threatening situation...

[MrArtPolice]

Just put a thumb up his ass

[rokkvi09]

I would bite back. and wtf push further in? didnt u just say it could swallow a dog whole? then it wont have troubles with a small hand will it?

[armytaskforce11x]

god dam idiots ..now it taste human blood and now it's going to want some for the rest of it's life ,that's like letting me eat bacon and expecting me to never eat it again.

[SAMFICOM]

4. Cut snake's head off immediately.

[armytaskforce11x]

@SAMFICOM

thats 50/50

it could die and let go

or the head can go in shock and hold on.

SHOOT IT IN THE BODY AIM FOR THE MAIN ORGANS

[iHacksorzz]

the size of...... an average dog.

Wow umm really? Whew i was expecting something much bigger like moose.

[archealer]

Some Knife to cut his head?

[whateverwhenever11]

bite it too.

[DRDPL]

LMFAO "Ayyy Coño"

[saluut2001]

Anything to do in your life guys??? Left them in peace!!!!!

[blargation]

Who else thinks that the two lower jaws thing is seriously fucking weird?

[Brandonisrad18]

Take a knife and cut its fcking head off, it'll let go then.

[MsKTMvalley]

WHY are they messing with it in the first place? Hello?!

[13thmistral]

what about if you ever have the chance to do just annything, just try to stab out the eyes

[EzekielLk]

what if it bit your head.

[Sup3rFLy12]

heres a good way to survive if a snake bites you BITE IT BACK

[riodejaneir10]

Really? How about when you're alone without help?

[Svippster]

So.. Anaconda bites aren't venomous then..?

[20byrd]

C. Chop its head off

[OctagonCookies]

you can nickname this bite ''charlie bite''

[cavalfou]

bite in french ment cock

[JulienMorand]

I survived Anaconda Bite By staying at home and not wandering into africa's swamps.

[undergroundamericana]

what if it bites your face or something?

[benx2k7rs]

@undergroundamericana

then you're fucked.

[synotick]

i picked C lololoololololol

[chulapiable]

como sobrevivir a una picadura de anaconda??las serpiente no pican!!!!!muerden!!!tu vieja es la que pica...xD

[owie1124]

how to survive an anacondas bite by ur own...?

[JaxOntUmaGaN]

@owie1124 cut your arms :D

[Jakobschannel]

i like how in the end he washes his hand off in infected parasite water

[2135qmzr]

at first i wanted to poke the anaconda's eyes : D

[MrScorpionDK]

NONO the real answer is to take a big machete and got the head off OR, poke it in the eyes and push your hand further in.

[XXXEDJI123XXX]

actually, pull right out will prob rip off ur hand, poke in eyes will make the snake say, stupid idot n bit harder, push it forward and the snake will like choke lol

[DoomsdayKillz]

@Mosspelt126 Deadly because it is huge and can crush you causing bones to break and pierce ur organs causing massive internal bleeding. Then it can eat you whole without a secnod thought, No venom (venom is poison that is injected btw).

[LyricsAndMusique]

@Mosspelt126 Noo...They Said its "among" the MOST DEADLIEST.....

[mizzbiche]

@Mosspelt126 they arent poisonous



[sarge6925]

just chop the head off.

[valhalla678]

i dont agree with this at all, think of how a snake eats, it pulls its prey into its mouth and they teeth are moved as the prey goes down its throat, but if it tried to pull back the teeth would just hold it, soooo basically it is saying "push down its throat and hope not to rip your hand off trying to get it out"

[TheXJthatCould]

or i will just machete its head off and claim my finger back....

[napischu]

Hey.. They stole my "How to satisfy a woman" quiz!

[sandzerker]

What happens if you push further in the troat of the anaconda and it just fucking swallows your whole arm? Then your fucked.

[Shinde425]

This is great, but how do you survive a solid snake bite?

[13thmistral]

@Shinde425 dude, that snake even lives when it is suposed to die, you dont survive that one

[SimpleGies]

Wiz Khalifa ft. Chevy Wood - Star Of The Show

[Nazteh]

@SimpleGies Fuck off.

[MrWTF45]

Wash off snake wound in dirty muddy water.

Like a boss.

[jojokomojo]

what if you get rabies

now what?



[zagubica00]

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[SuperMidnightNinja]

OMG you ripped its bottom lip!!!

[jose82940]

@SuperMidnightNinja no they didn't the snakes jaw can separate

[colliepuppy1]

what the hell was with the to random scarlet birds in that brown bird pack?

[keikodee]

@colliepuppy1 I know what you mean! They seemed really random with the rest of the birds being so dark an all. But they were probably just feeding in the same area.

[TheAlleycat6]

what if you dont have 2 more guys with you...

[mikejoemarrs]

I would punch the fuck out of it until it died. Not smart, just reflex.

[BigFatGio]

It says first that an anaconda kills its victims by smothering them, so a bite won't kill you.

[tekknorat]

@BigFatGio anaconda is not poisonous

[SuperDevilsdelight]

Next on survival guide. How to survive a american attack!

[FlyinSpaghettiMnstr7]

wtf, this aint my penis

[MrInternetDude]

Best way: just shoot the F out of it, then it would bloody let go

[rabidchicken030]

@MrInternetDude I was actually looking for that option.

[basirhabibi]

but it has poison roght??

[cool08player]

@basirhabibi no, not anaconda's

[tekknorat]

@basirhabibi no, it kills by suffocatiing the victim

[angrymexican1209]

wat if your head is stuck in inside. Do you stil push further in?!?! o_O

[theoriginaljlo]

@angrymexican1209 yea you push further in and just crawl out its backside :-)

[LittleJackAss1111]

What the heck i came from zombies to anacondas?????? O.O

[theoriginaljlo]

@LittleJackAss1111 shit me too

[Joeyland]

"Sinks his fangs"?, sorry wrong snake, not a dangerous bite at all.

[skiie]

Fuck it, you bit me, now me and all my friends and their extended families will have wallets, jackets and curtains.

[blablaforhknot]

i wish it was a rattlesnake then he would learn snakes also have feelings!!

[Skaterblood1]

what would you do if it bit for face or the extra skin in men (uugh)

[TheSk8fingers]

what kind of snakes are in pennsylvania? any poisening? any like so in the video? id love to hear back from everyone! thanks.

[Thefuzz17901]

@TheSk8fingers Nope, just garden snakes and little snakes. BUT i have seen a rattlesnake once

[MrRazorProductions]

Ok thanks, now I can finally get that anaconda off me.

[Abven9]

Why not just carry a dagger or a knife...

[Dejanutd]

@rani7008 anacondas dont have venom .... just sayin'

[TheEMOrules]

D) call for bear Grylls !

[tekknorat]

@TheEMOrules HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, good one :D Look at the protein a vitamins value in this amount of puse anaconda meat :D

[InsanityPays]

POKE IN THE EYES

[DivljiVeper]

choke that bitch

[georgerelax7302]

and if you are alone???it just eats you starting from your finger...

[TheAlabin]

if anakonda bite u ...stop breathing then anakonda will leave you

[LazyRWT]

couldnt you kill the snake and the jaw would relax?

[KittyxShawty]

d just kill yourself

[IronMightGaming]

If a anaconda bites you, bit it the fuck back!

[PokeZelda6664]

Nationalgeo, I love you. People risking their lives for education, 'nuff said.

[Victorgoleche75]

So after trying to kill J-Lo and Ice Cube it bites some tv goof

[nwahubblez]

I SWEAR U HAD TO POKE IT IN THE EYES!!!

[MladenPenava]

i'd probably chop the head of with my machete and do this at home.. :P

[tshas]

D. cut the lower jaw off, and have it's liver with some farve beans and a nice Quiantee.

[ThatAdelaideGuy]

@tshas Chianti*



[tshas]

@ThatAdelaideGuy Thanks for the correction, I knew what I meant, I just couldn't spell it.

[iLuvBaNkAi]

D. jab your thumb in its ass

[Danthious]

What would Bear Grylls do??

[fuckthelion1]

@Danthious well bear grylls will eat it raw if he bites him :P

[krane6457]

@Danthious who's bear grylls? everyone mentions his name in these survival vids, is he some famous fighter? (e.g. Chuck Norris, Bruce Lee)

[Danthious]

@krane6457 wow, yeah he's famous. He's the host of Man Vs Wild. He's ex British special forces and he teaches how to escape/survive from extreme situations on various locations.

[krane6457]

@Danthious ooooh the guy who eats anything? ooooh lol

[hanwenzero]

D: bite back and eat it~ yum yum

[SlashBlaster]

D.knife it

[LukeJones2K10]

D. Fuck the snake up the arse

[rubberboots23]

Wow! Great tips!!! :) nexxt time im in a swamp in south america ill remember this -.-

[venicvenic]

D. Cut its Fíng head off.

[dick110590]

D: Call out SUperman

[minzi2047]

Its Funny Because In Real Life You Wont Remember How To Get Your Fingers Out In Time....You Will Panic And Try To Pull Your Fingers Out Irregardless Of Known Knowledge

[rubiks15]

@minzi2047

Exactly! Its just a natural reflex!

[minzi2047]

@rubiks15 The Only Way Someone Can Get Their Fingers Out In Time Is If They Have a High Tolerance For Pain

[LazyRWT]

@minzi2047 "irregardless," isn't a word. Regardless on the other hand is a word in the english language.

[minzi2047]

@LazyRWT Thank You For Your Correction

[k2wax]

I would call Indiana Jones for help

[k1ller2one]

i believe i can kill some1 with my bite, does that make me better than an anaconda?

[DayDark87]

He forgot to tell you that you have to do all that at the same time as wrestling with it's body...which is almost entirely muscle...and build for wrestling...

[deathscar803]

id cut its head off leave the body in the water, then take the snakes head of by force of the other dudes and then go home.

[WuniDo]

Should be pull at the gums they hate it. lol

[Bagabagab]

Yeah! Bite him back so he knows what it's like and then is less likely to bite other kids again.

[Nelieciamasis]

i'd paused and i'm deffinettly choosing poke snake in the fucking eyes ,

[xRaZorSHoTzx]

He also survived because he had 4 other guys helping him. If you were by yourself, then good luck.

[PantherMistress88]

Tip of the day kiddies....dont f*** with a snake that is bigger than you!

[psychoclaus]

lol at the retard who said anacondas don't have fangs and don't bite dude do some research before making a stupid comment. I could send you several links to various sites which would prove you very wrong

[connjamm]

@psychoclaus dude, that guy is a retard because they do bite, a lot, but they dont have fangs

[62cky4powerthirst]

Anacondas dont bite, they choke there pray to death

[connjamm]

last time i checked ANACONDAS DONT HAVE FANGS, man national geographic is run by bunch of retards

[dendara100]

@connjamm perhaps, you may want to crack a book or something...because anacondas do have fangs.

[connjamm]

@dendara100 i am astounded by your moronic comment. Maybe You should crack open a book, or just listen to the person that has tons of snakes (including 7 anacondas) when he says "ANACONDAS DONT HAVE FANGS". Because last time i checked only normal venomous snakes and rear fanged venomous snakes have venom, therefore do to the fact that anacondas do not have venom, they do not have fangs, and you are an idiot, thank you for your time and your stupidity... merry christmas

[slytherin0queen]

@connjamm They have a shitload of really sharp pointy teeth though.

[connjamm]

@slytherin0queen yes they do, i have felt those shit loads of teeth multiple times

[aidinko]

Anaconda vs african crocodile

[loku1125]

step 1: CUT HIS FUCKING HEADOFF

[padilharocks762]

No, no...that is wrong...first thing...you stuck your other hand's midle finger deep in the ass hole of the anaconda, cousing it to start crying and letting you go. But some snakes may fall in love for you and hugging even stronger.

[wolfinside]

How do I survive an anaconda bite? I don't fuck around with them in the first place.

[moksstar]

D: youtube this video

[a547782]

right because if he didnt get that one finger tip free he most certainly would have died.i had a 15 foot burm swallow three fingers and athumb and latch onto my wrist and aside from a lot of blood i was fine. i dont think death would result from a finger tip being caught

[privatjoker1]

i guess when u are somwehre out there where u can get attacket by a anaconda u have a knife with u so stab it in the freaking head, :)

[elementskater3600]

0:54 ay conjo means ah shit in spanish

[sammus193]

why does it matter? it's not poisonous anyways.

[jgmtiger]

@sammus193 no but it eats rotten shit that holds virusis that CAN and WILL kill you

[fresnomenace301]

i would cut his fuckin head off..

[TwilightFrosting]

..wow.... Yes, WHOAH HUGE snake with tons of muscles tacked on! Let's go pet it! ..... dumb much?

[shawnleezam7]

why am i watching this? i live in canada :D

[Broncos294]

@shawnleezam7 ya im with you

[metalfuk1]

@shawnleezam7 you damn well know this video excites you

[LittleJackAss1111]

@shawnleezam7 when you said Canada i understood anaconda.... XP

[milldabeast519]

@shawnleezam7 so that means ur ignorant?

[adriyellowful]

@shawnleezam7

oooooh canada :D

[ADMediaEmpire]

This is so pointless and stupid tutorial. There is no Option of letting your mate yank it's mouth open until you release your finger. This guy never EVER stuck his hand deeper into the mouth? How is this logical. It's like saying To survive an avalache, just lie down and absorb the impact with your feet. It's just stupid lmao

[MrCoryjohnson1]

@ADMediaEmpire no dumbass... like they said and you should have seen, it's teeth are re-curved (curved in towards the mouth) so to get off the teeth you must push off the teeth, which means pushing a little farther in.

[ADMediaEmpire]

@MrCoryjohnson1 Yeah but if you watch the video "Dumbass" it shows someone holding it's back down, one guy doing fuck all with his arm inside it's mouth, while the other pries it open with TWO FUCKING HANDS. Now if you were on your own with this, you'd have no strength to open is mouth WITH ONE HAND!!!!! Hardly going to help you if you're stranded on your own is it, how do you know they'll always be 3 or 4 strong guys with you lmao

[MrCoryjohnson1]

@ADMediaEmpire I totally understand and agree with your point. That doesn't make me or these guys wrong though. If you have the "muscle" to do it or not, that is still what needs to be done to get out of the anaconda's teeth. Well either that or wait until it decides to let go.. lol

[ADMediaEmpire]

@MrCoryjohnson1 Oh yeah I know, it probably is how you do it for sure, just annoys me when programmes like these always talk to you as if you're in a massive group lmao. If you were being bitten, the last thing I think I'd do is do that, I'd just smack the shit out of it with a rock lmao. If I had mates with me then I'd ask them to smash it's head in haha Or bite back, whichever's easier

[MrCoryjohnson1]

@ADMediaEmpire ya i guess but to explain it properly and to show how it's done they needed all those people. Anaconda's are the biggest snakes in the world. Pythons might be longer but anaconda's are much heavier. If you bash it in the head with anything, or poke it's eyes (like they said in the video) it's gonna get "pissed" and either flee with you and if it can't, coil around you and then your definatly screwed.

[jethrotay]

or E. nvm

[steelers0456]

push it in futher or pull out ur knife an stab the bitch

[kelly2000398]

or D bite its head off

[KillCamOwnage1]

look at 0:30 and you'll see a gaping hole in the anacondas body, something faught back :O

[NoneNameAvailable]

D. Dont get near it

[Sadena123]

@NoneNameAvailable Bahahahah!

[jrrydha]

stop fucking around with anacondas and u wont get bit by anacondas

[Plusimurfriend]

@jrrydha thats right

[andrizzle29]

@jrrydha We have a winner!! ^

[daherkaram]

WTF?

[MasterChiefer1337]

this was reccomended next to a booty video lol

[WierdPerv4U]

i would do B. THEN C.

[ZijnErNogNamenOver]

0:01 Thumb up, no ads.

[konut0502]

Does it bite or does it crack your bones to pieces and swallow you whole?

[mrfresh80s]

i wouldve bit that mother fucker back

[RedLakeBoxxa]

...and then he rinses his wound off in that filthy ass water hah (Y)

[zolo365]

id just cut that fuckin things head off

[Deathowl90]

nom nom nom! poke it with a stick!

[mifolious]

Wow they totaly fucked up that thing's mouth

[ForkliftsOfVagisil]

You could bust a cap in his ass.

[Tr1ploid]

Or you just let the anaconda bite your hand and walk around and people will think you're awesome because you're walking around with an anaconda biting your hand.

[JAGGED0000]

D. BITE BACK

[smegma66]

@JAGGED0000 lol

[1celtic1]

@JAGGED0000 Yeah ?Why don't U bite me ?

[TickleMyPitz]

what  if it strangles you

[Reptiles4723]

@TickleMyPitz then you dead lol