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  • Brock if you did a bunch of impressions they would have laughed a lot more so no more awkward silences, ya know like Gabriel Iglesias !

  • @BalchdaBeast You lost me at Gabriel Iglesias. He's one of the worst in my opinion.

  • @McGoiter Damn it Brock I have failed you... :(

  • @BalchdaBeast It's okay, I'm picky when it comes to comics.

  • man of a kajillion voices didn't use any decent voices..... WTF?!

  • @smudgey39 I was trying something different.

  • Ahhh this is good for a first time Stand up! I do comedy sports with my theatre group and I always get nervous when I first get up, but I can see you don't have the same problem. I hope you still do this, because I'm sure after experience you're even better! :D

  • @thehippiechildren Thank you. I've done it once since this. I would like to do more, it's pretty fun.

  • Stick to doing this. It's really good for your first time!

  • I'm not saying that this was bad in saying I wasn't that bad in general.. Haha

  • I just did my first open mic night check out my channel I don't think I did that bad!

  • Oh wow I just saw this fuuuuuu missed it for so long! D: it was good for your first time, Brock xD

  • Good job Brock. :D

  • lol at 9:57 "I LOVE YOU!"

  • well, it was your first time

  • Good but dude slow down a little between jokes let em soak it in

  • very nice.  do you still do stand up?

  • haha damn dude keep it up! love it :)

  • were you high?

  • One does not simply 'wave of COBRAS!!!' into Mordor...

  • your sucha brave and funny guy!:D i feelt so sorry for u in the awkward silence-parts!:O i would have craped my pants lol xD btw why dident u do the vocies?:/

  • Nice first attempt, you have a good stage presence. I'm starting out myself. Check out my video response. Keep it up.

  • I love your other videos, but this.. too much poop-humor. You're not gonna land any bitches by pulling the "Fanny explosion" line

  • Why doesn't this have a gazillion views?

  • Diarea...that's my favorite shit!!!I'm contemplating going to an open mic night,I'm fucking nervous bout it though!good job man!

  • @vextwon Thank you. Just go for it, what have you got to lose?

  • @McGoiter DIGNITY. WINK ;D

  • he needs a special on comedy central. hes so much better than all the comedians they have nowadays on comedy central presents.

  • This is pretty sweet, I have a lot of standup on my channel from me and other friends. You should check it out when you have a chance

  • i don't like how he doesn't have a beard, but it is good anyways

  • @ The end of the video;

    And thats how Brock met Lindsay.

  • @McGoiter do u seriously get boners from comedy? Does that mean u get boners from ur own videos? ('o')

  • Warning:

    Do not use bad or excessively puffy grammer when commenting on Brock's videos.

    You just may end up on Celebrity Hate Mail and look like an idiot.

  • hahahaha i love this guy

  • some of those people were assholes

    im surprised u didnt go Kramer on there asses

  • You should've used your many voices. It would have been a lot better if you did that.

  • For a first timer, you had lots of confidence. There were some weak bits but the stage presence goes a long way to making any material better than what it is. Good job. The crowd responded decently.

  • Not bad. Keep giving standup a whack!

  • Pretty funny dude. I could see you doing stand up on like one of those pre cable shows? You know like regular television because you don't have enough cash for basic cable? Yeah on one of those channels where they do stand up on late nights.

  • have you done any more stand up since this, if not... have you considered doing more? Maybe a handful of impressions sprinkled in there would probably do it good.

  • Have you done stand up since this?

  • I do like your stand up, but the links need to be a bit better it just seems all random ;p

  • I guess it was ok but I know it was your first time and you cram things in there and think about alot of stuff I bet you are better thou

  • somebodys gonna be famousssss

  • I still think this is amazing for your first time. As much as I love your other videos I think you'd be an unbelievably good standup comedian if you put more time into it. Anyway, glad you're finally getting some much deserved popularity with the friday video. 

  • dude u izzzzz dahhh bomg ihnfi hoe tee spewl i tjonl yuh izzzz frokin stewpide sumtimes u suck 99.999999 perconte off deh tomm

  • @hillpill567  hey look Brock another one trying to be in your Hate Mail Video XD this is too sad

  • Broke that was garbage lol

  • @pillsburyjoeboy95 Who's Broke?

  • @McGoiter holy balls u replied lol broke isnt you haha i cant spell correctly... i failed!!! your awesome !!!!!!!!

    (MY HAND IS A DOLPHIN) :D

  • Respond to this video...  BROCK! You made my damn week!

  • idk why it said respond to this video :DD

  • @McGoiter His moms broke XD

  • @McGoiter Not you! not anymore! LOL

    Me on the other hand.............

  • @McGoiter I am XD

  • @McGoiter that's a no money joke, fyi

  • @McGoiter im broke :(, seriously i need money like brock's first fan art video

  • So what did you learn from your first time out (apart from that it was 5 mins too long?)

    You have potential. It needs more focus.

  • @z1ny I agree, I think I tried to cram too much in there.

  • @McGoiter cram to much in there hahahaha

  • have you done any more stand up after this?

  • @Jet0163 I have done one other show since this. The lighting was too dark. I would love to do more, I just have too much other stuff going on right now.

  • "Diarrea". I'm intrested.

  • wave of cobras: exactly what it sounds like. *this face* :D

  • i dont even care about the awkward silence you are fucking hillarious. i would offer marriage but i have a wife already. lmao. ;-]

  • @artyvlayd

    No1 likes a 49 year old creep giving out about peoples videos, especially if your videos are shite!!

  • @TheKennedy4life

    again I have no video's out. Don't know what your looking at. Your the reason why this world is going to shit. See I know how to spell, dick!

  • Ahhh Brock you're so cute!

  • That was pretty funny!

    What was it like doing stand-up, anyway? Nerve-rattling, easy, what?

  • dude, for your first time, this was fucking awesome

  • pompernickels has it backwards, it's an insult that you do comedy.

  • @artyvlayd I just saw your stand up. You really do love to eat. Now shut the hell up, you're deluded.

  • @vixeyv

    That's pretty good since I don't have any to see.  You'll see me soon bitch!

  • @artyvlayd Haha, I bet.

  • Maybe if you did some of your impressions, this set might have been watchable. Maybe not.

  • @artyvlayd You are quite obsessed with me, aren't you?

  • @McGoiter you know you like it.... o.o

  • @McGoiter I've been camping outside of your house for weeks.. and you notice HIM?! 

  • LOL Wow. This was hilarious! It literally made me cry. I almost never comment on youtube videos, but I had to comment on this one. Great job man.

  • @mcgoiter what town was this in?

  • I meant "don't" not font... Damn iPod autocorrect feature

  • @mcgoiter , ah bro font waste ur time on that troll.. Funny stuff tho lol ur awesome

  • ps. you look gay to me

  • also id like to say i enjoyed how you shifted from topic to topic like some sort of bob and dave's mr show stand up version.. but you should get more into your characters in the dialogue like you do in your other videos.. the most boring parts are when you had some made up conversations between two random people and there was really no substance to half of the conversation.. explain a situation more yourself before becoming a character only for the punchline

  • @EazyTarantino Thanks. I do have a lot to learn, I've only done it one other time since then. Not something I would make a career out of, but it's fun. And no, I'm not gay.

  • @McGoiter its cool. im probably a dick for being so negative but at least i didnt tell you jump off a cliff or play in traffic. have you tried getting any voiceover work?

  • @EazyTarantino I get fairly regular voice over work, yes. Nothing huge yet, but I'm working on it.

  • @McGoiter whats the biggest thing youve done? 

  • @EazyTarantino An audio book was the biggest in terms of most work put into it. I get a majority of my gigs through Youtube. It's pretty cool.

  • @McGoiter sounds convenient.. im glad to know theres still hope for all guys in their 20s still living at home

  • @EazyTarantino Haha, I moved out of my parents' house 5 years ago and live with my girlfriend now. Thanks for the concern. :)

  • @McGoiter no problem, you leech motherfucker.

  • @EazyTarantino Haha, bipolar much?

  • @McGoiter yes. no.

  • you started off strong.. you have a great on stage personality but when the crowd died you shouldve just stopped your act and started insulting them

  • LMAO "that joke was so bad not even Dane Cook would steal it"

  • working on my first skit right now hope that i do half as well as you. good stuff man!

  • are u on tour or just doin random shows cuz i wanna see ur stand up in person

  • how do u make a thumbs up? |3 $#!t

  • I'm doing this for the first time very soon. I'm so nervous! You seemed pretty natural up there. Way to go! <3

  • Loved it. Very different from your normal stuff BUT absolute favourite, Very well done for the first time :)

  • I liked it, but i think you should use some of your impressions in your act. the chocolate monster story and the 2 girls 1 cup story would have made them laugh until they got diareah if you used some funny voices. i would even go see you if you used them throughout your show!

  • @OwMyEverything Thanks. I was trying something different, I have a lot I need to work on. It's fun, I'll try to squeeze some impressions in next time. I personally don't like impression based stand-up. Weird, huh?

  • @McGoiter Hey Man great job i admit the story kinda ran on and i didnt laugh as much as i wanted to but yea have a impression segment? cause i can understand that tho you are GOOD no GREAT at impressions thats not all you want to be known for just saying beacuse your good and them and make them funny have a small segment or just sqeeze some out everynoew and then you in your story anyway i did enjoy i just wish i could have laughed a lil more .. but it was your first time GREAT JOB!

  • I hope when you did your last stand-up you continued the hot chocolate monster saga. The first story was so riveting I could hear crickets in the crowd. Please post your last performance.

  • @artyvlayd Thank you, sir. Glad to hear your first time went better.

  • verry funny ,bro!

  • that was really funny dude...have you done it since then? i just did my first stand up a few days ago would you take a look and tell me what you think?

  • @AshleyBillingsComedy Thank you! I've done it once since this. I would like to get back into it.

  • This was hilarious!! Your material has the potential to not be very funny, but the way you delivered it, your expressions and timing, made this a really entertaining thing to watch.

  • @sidniculous Thank you!

  • @McGoiter very funny,man!!

  • You looked nervous! Great for the first time...I guess you were going so fast coz you were nervous? I dunno good job... I tried It once and there's so many people you have to make laugh especially if you can't make people laugh(like me). It requires....tesaticles. (this face) :)

  • are you coming to perth, australia anytime soon :D

    the laughter must be rewarding, im doing my first show at a competition next month... eep!! is it terrifying?

  • @BattiiWings just do what everybody does when infront of a large group of people. do NOT make eye contact. look at their foreheads when looking around and telling a joke.

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  • ITS GOOD, BT I TINK U SHOUL MAKE A LONGER PAUSE BEETWEN JOKES

  • You...your good.

  • Looks like you were having a great time up there dude. :) Was this a gig you tried out for, or was it a request?

  • brock, love you, and no offense, but stick to voice impressions.

  • The first word of your stand-up describes your whole set. SHIT!!! I'll be willing to give you some good material.

  • @artyvlayd I'd like to see you do better on your first time. Make a video response.

  • @McGoiter DUDE you should do insult comedy

  • You should totally do this again.

  • I could tell every now and then you would incorporate a voice, just barely!

    haha, great standup!

  • @DVA5212 Thank you! I'd like to it more, it's tough to incorporate voice so I tried avoiding it in this one.

  • you will Brock

  • I feel the audience were nowhere near as responsive as they should've been. A lot of very witty stuff, needs a little refining, but obviously a lot of talent there. Great work, Brock!

  • Sadly.. I have a marshmellow shooter. What's even sadder is I got it from a yardsale. :D

  • @RaguGuy42 Not as sad as ordering it on Sky Mall. Though there are some pretty cool stuff in that catalog, if only I were rich...

  • I Dont Know What To Think Of You

    Good Luck

  • you look like Will Forte

  • @MEOWYDOG yeah kinda except for the fact that he totally doesnt.

  • Stick to voices and leave the stand-up to funny people

  • @artyvlayd You should put up your stand-up, I'd love to see it.

  • Brock, I love you. That being said, that was weak. I know it took a lot of guts to get up there, but seriously, you are funnier than this.

  • You sound like a newscaster. Stop doing stand-up!

  • @artyvlayd You sound like an idiot. Stop posting comments!

  • Even I was cheering.. and you can't see me. That's how funny you are.. o.o

  • From the first joke I was expecting it to go straight into Family Guy impressions!

    "Diarrhea.....HEY LOIS, DIARRHEA! Nyahahaha"

    Still, absolutely hilarious - keep up the good work.

  • Pretty funny. Some parts got somewhat draggy. :)

  • this was Good Bro !!

  • amazing..but starting with the 2 girls 1 cup thing it went downhill 

  • With many more gigs like that, you could actually be a really good stand up !

    you have a talent for it

  • standup is not ur thing. stick to youtube videos,

  • Not at all bad for the first time.

  • my brother was there and he got a autagraph from u and one for me brock

  • dude your FUCKING great i wanna meet you you need to do shows in boston!! pleasse! and do more hater vids THAT IS THE FUNIEST shit ever dude you make people looksooo fucking dumb i love it!!!!!! and the love mail in the start of the 3rd one? aha i dont remember but it was funny too!!!

  • props for doing a 10 minute set first time out...

  • Brock. That´s was realy realy god!! keep it up dude!!

  • I'd leave a hate comment, but this was too funny. Well, that, and I'm a huge fan. And yes, the same way as everyone else. You know, Blah bla blah The Man Of 101 Voices blah blah blah. Good set.

  • that joke was so bad, not even Dane Cook would steal it

  • well done man... that is a strong first time on stage! I'd be honured if you checked out my vids... also what do you use for your editing of your other vids

  • Dude, this is a great stand up. Reminds me of Zach Galafanakis, my favorite comedian.

  • @laama6 Thanks! That means a lot, he's one of my favorites too.

  • @laama6 zach is funny though

  • Man, Brock...I've kept up with all of your videos since the Man of 101 Voices and all I have to say is that I really look up to you, in the sense that you're just... a really funny person. This was probably the epitome of all the videos I've seen because it took a lot of courage to go up there, not knowing if they'd laugh or not, and give it your all. I enjoyed all of it and I hope you keep doing whatever it is you love to do. Thanks.

  • @YuugaOokami Thank you so much!

  • Hey Brock...great job....you looked at home up there...if you get a chance..please check out...stand-upcomedians(dot)co­m...sorry abut the (dot) but they will not allow me to type the actual dot...my brother and I created this web site to help promote up and coming comedians...and our comedy as well...it is totally free and we have a page where you can post your videos.... check it out and let me know what you think...hope to hear from you....

  • Hello Brock...great job....you looked at home up there...if you get a chance..please check out...stand-upcomedians(dot)co­m...sorry abut the (dot) but they will not allow me to type the actual dot...my brother and I created this web site to help promote up and coming comedians...and our comedy as well...it is totally free and we have a page where you can post your videos.... check it out and let me know what you think...hope to hear from you....

  • Hey Brock...great job...you looked at home up there....hey..if you get some time please visit....stand-upcomedians(dot­)com....sorry about the(dot) but they will not allow the actual dot itself for some reason....my brother and i created this web site to help promote up and coming comedians..it is totally free...leave us a message....or post your videos no it! hope to hear from you!

  • Greta job Brock...if you get a chance check out stand-upcomediansdotcom

  • First 4 mintues was pretty good. The last 6 was kinda weak. Mad props for having the balls to do it. Kudos, bud.

  • @TheZymbo Thanks! Yeah, the second half sucked.

  • it's clever, bro. your recollection of your material is really impressive. if you like doing it, keep it up because you're good enough.

  • Don't feel bad - a lot of people have no talent, and you're most of them!

  • @SirHacker13 Thanks! Post your stand-up too, I'd love to see it!

  • @McGoiter i dont do stand up... and u shouldnt

  • @McGoiter i dont do stnad up and u shouldnt

  • @SirHacker13 Thanks again, buddy! I just did this for fun. Don't talk to me about having no talent when all you have are...pivot videos. I see where the anger and jealousy come from though, it's okay. :)

  • @McGoiter PIVOT HARD! LMFAO! Grats on trolling Brock but don't you have some stick figure shit to animate?

  • "I'll punch you right in the fallopian tubes" XD great job!

  • Yeah! Woooooo! Pretty awesome for first time! I bet u did alot of blow before ya got up there huh?! But yeah....Cobra car.....eehhhhh! Thats when I started scrollin down to read some of the comments on here! Lol.... not bad.....just not THAT funny. Overall for first time? Looks like ya got ya cherry popped nice and good! Haha