Ask Swifty - Ask Swifty[Episode 41]

[invisiblemuffin24]

2:16 He sounded exactly like Milly the puppet.xD

[TeenageDisgrace]

I want you... <3

[ILoveme2536]

Uuuuuhhhh the part about the banana orgies uuuhhhhhh well I used to call everyone bananas, uuhhhhh I go Your a banana AWKWARD

[Enyawilko1]

LIES! You knew what Yaoi was! It was in your .. 5th episode? Or something like that.

[amandacoverdale]

hehehe your eyes, you just fucked me with your mind, yep

[kissmyassk2]

everyone has the power to fuck people with their mind, there's only few who know how to use it, and you my friend have it mastered.

[MangaVampire0]

i gotta std from ur face :3

[TheNinjaNanner]

I'm a banana, I'm a banana, I'm a banana, look at me have sex!

[Deathnote449]

"Sexual Intercor-"

...No One Will Ever Know What He Was Going To Say

[link5634]

2:31 we all wish you had this power

[Patatoamigo]

I love yaoi. AHAHA JK...

[taylorhunter11]

I told my mom if she liked yaoi and she got mad at me after i told her what it was. o-o -.-

[rikusaur]

I love how you sing a Onision song[:

[MrsDawson00]

Are you a virgin? :O

[BrokenRandomKid]

look like shane dawson but act like nate of idek

[elmonotemochick555]

I like how the video cuts off before he can finish saying 'sexual intercourse' lol

[missemilyellen]

lol onision IM A BANANA!

[portoso89]

i love shawn of the dead

[portoso89]

wtf just happened to youtube????? it changed majorly.

[AlexVonVanity]

i say tht too!

SHAWTieYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!

[44Millz]

QUESTION: Why do we have to ask normal questions now and are not allowed questions like "Can you eat a banana in 1 bite?" I'm sad... :) Love you Matt

[ShaneDawsonObsessed1]

your eyes o.o I love theeeem <3~

[HallisonAnne]

tv ppl shood like giv u a tv show :D

[maru93th]

"Nah, I'm just high on life! Just kidding is meth!" xDDD

[Marchingrebels11]

Your eyes are like exactly the same color as mine

[nearnatericer]

YAOI IS AMZAZING

[wazup4251]

Shawtai 0:40

[xsickpuppiex]

Omi god the first question he answered was mine lol i remember the first time i saw this... I flipped the fuck out lol i love him soooo much :D

[Crazy86Girl]

dude on dude action..

uhhhh O_O <<< ur face Priceless lol xD.

love u Matt! <3.

[welcometomychannel1]

You have really pretty eyes <3

[saphirregem56]

I just noticed how much you, cyr, and Greg hang out with each other..... Oh well.(:

[HayweeBaywee]

Press 7 over and over....

Best.Noise.Ever.

[kakashiluver123100]

I'm a banana! im a banana! i'm a banana! look at me have sex! XD XD XD

[StartingAnArmyOfLov]

press 1 over & over

and he's fingering his phone (:

[lubellmovie]

i love how the penis conter is on the left side:)

[RandomTaco359]

SHAUN OF THE DEAD OMG I LOVE THAT

[jessimaxable]

Aiii I just got a w boner

[555SceneQueen]

dude u look like avan jogia... i like ur hair better flat ironed

[princessmelody7]

Swifty's hot.....

[forrest128128]

do like to eat poptarts, with some whipped cream on it?

[xxpinexslatexx]

You and Destry should have babies and destroy the world together. It would turn me on slightly. :)

[mandirawr]

press 5! :D "don't bite down! it's very important not to bite down.

[Nakikki]

press 7 randomly :D

[1993mersadiez]

how do the rainbow elves have sex?....

[raindowunicorn]

dead snow <3<3<3<3

[MizzyLynthespian]

Haha.

But don't bite down.

It's very important that you don't bite down.

[MyCupcakeMadness]

1:31 - keep replaying it LOOOL

[mzjuggalette16]

Ur eyes are so freakin blue :) xD

[SmexxiBabe567]

U look better with long. Hair :)

[6662Ashley]

Totally ripped off onision lol. Ima banana looket me have sex. o-o.. xD

[TINACOHENCHANG98]

I love Shaun of the dead!

[MyKurohime]

YAOI FTW

[Theoli265dk]

0:34 ... Love it!

[12wbtbwb]

how many pnisis can fit into a lezbeins vajina

[bubbleducky1016]

You have The bluest eyes

[skilletchick666]

i fukin love this hilarious bastard

lol XD rolf :) <3 luv u with mouth!!!

[SEXYIZZY333]

PENIS!

[mandyrulezforever]

Go to 1:40 and just replay it. :D

[batdogswifty]

I totally guessed you were gonna say twislers !!!!!

[DementedSmurf000]

High on life =/= dried up period XD

[McCawPenisJab]

1. Play the video

2. Pause the video

3. Play the video again

4. Press 7 continually

[blade659]

everyone can fuck things with there mind. its called a mind fuck. im mind fuckin you right now.

[adonut4u]

SHUT UP

[WOBERTPATTYSIN]

you are so sexy

[Sarahdactile]

this was made a day after my birthday. late birthday present!!!

[cassielizmiller]

you just got mind fucked....

[deathofangel789]

hhahahahaa yaoi, my ex loved that kind of anime

[tehcodmastashow]

press 7 then 2 right after he say om nom nom aids (:

[lovevstamptation]

@tehcodmastashow and if you pres it at the right time it says "om nom nom im gonna have AIDS"

[DoofStar112]

Yay Onisions im a banana song :3

[Ebony673]

You Are The Sex.

[maryanimeluvr]

Yaoi!!!! :D you better love it. haha

[marxipanlol453]

swifty, whats that smell?

[ohmygoditsmichaela]

penis :D haa!!! XD

[xXRetardKoolaidXx]

His hair looks sexy right here. xD

[Dappymad1998]

Swiftyy!<3

he looks soooo cute when the penis counter levels up:} his little giggle:} and his eyes are nommalishous! love you swiftyy:)

[BeQuietAndDrive1624]

Level Up! :3

[momoandchrissie1]

his eyes are soooo pretty ! (:

[sunnyinphillyfan1]

damn u turn hot... fast

[EdwardsBestFriend]

Oh swifty. XD

[iluvdance1011]

:DDD i just relized i have a highest rated comment.YIPEE <3 lmao.also ur eyes are adorabalishesh.and your hair looks majestic.also!!! i love you<3333

[daroshokina]

WTF is this shit and why can I not stop watching???!?!?!???

[supklop1477]

@daroshokina I KNOW RIGHT!!!!!!!! ive been sitting here for 3 houre just watching them. wow. . . . . . i have no life!

[starwarsdudeable]

@daroshokina becuz hes sweet hipster jesus

[poetpassion2893]

1:45

[DevilsBounty]

Penis?

[percibethrocks]

Me: What's yaoi?

My Mom: *Name bleeped out cause I feels like it*!!!! I thought I told you, NO MORE MATTXMELLO STORYS!!!!

Me: *Sweat drop*

My Mom: And what does "This fanfic contains lemon" mean?

Me: Don't read that!

My Mom: *Screams in terror at what she just read*

Me: Told ya

XD If you don't know what lemon is, then look it up BYE!

[cazza710]

@percibethrocks omg deathnote fan!!

[percibethrocks]

@cazza710 I LOVE Deathnote, infact I'm going to watch a DN cosplay vid right now :)

[cazza710]

@percibethrocks dude your officially awesome!

[percibethrocks]

@cazza710 Thank you :)

[amandasuesuicide]

Oh em gee! I love your videos, but you should cut your hait! You're too cute to have long hair. If that makes any sense, but seriously, you should go back to the old haircutt(:

[jxwjz3hy]

I will never be able to eat twizzlers without thinking of you again. congrats for the many awkward moments you'll create

[kidkong65]

thumbs up if you think hes the cutest hes ever been in this video

[alyoung2015]

Are you a sexy pirate? Cuz I think you pass Jack Sparrow. lol(:

[xxemogurlxx24]

I love yaoi <3 ^^

[Diammeh]

so what did we learn today? absolutely nothing!

[xxnoxname]

pretty sure i love you

[BamHomophony]

I doubt Swifty would be that hot if he was an addict. Just saying :P

[LemonadeLullabye]

WHAT HAPPEND TO YOUR ACCENT?! :)

[mssjjt]

you should eat some pie then drink orange juice

[timarmstrong666]

i like weed

[XxLunarXRainxX]

When you leveled up on the penis counter i yelled, "PROMOTION!!" :D

[ToasterBaby111]

you have the best 70s hair in this video. total badass

[TheAbbieEdwards]

you look sexy like this

[InASushiRoll]

Oh my god. I love your Matt voice! It's sooooooooooooooooo sexy! YOU AND SHANE ARE THE HOTTEST GUYS ON YOUTUBE. Well Shane is hot but your hotter. :)

[BanderSnatch456]

DONT BITE DOWN!!!

[EmeraldKey1]

Your hair looks like a greek God. Holy CRAP.

[GeebuzCat]

Level Up.....Finish him. OMG it's over 9000, penis! :D

[ShiZy95]

yo hair is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOO fuckin' HOT..

[c4gob00m]

"they'll eat your brains AND put you in a oven!" i think i might turn gay for you!

[xsickpuppiex]

go to 20 secs and keep playin thats my question lol

[Lilmissrainydays13]

i just ate a banana O.o

[donut11789]

i laughed soo hard "and no, i dont consider body hair, clothes."

[SarahLovesCheese7509]

Why are there millions of marshmellows stuck to my face? -.-

[o0PresidentEvil0o]

Pure awesomeness 

[charlecean]

Normal questions

[ChillerSam6]

why do girls make the sandwiches?

[ceanman2009]

haha go to 1:31 and just keep replaying it!!!!!! lmfao

[poloball23]

penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis

!LEVEL UP!

NYAAHHH

[theregoescheetah]

i love your hair like this!!!! <3

[Haydz247]

2:40 to 2:49 xD

[evilpandaRaito]

YAOI... 

[MaggiexFTW]

DEAD SNOW!!!!

hellz yeah. that movie is fuckin baller <3

[i have a little obsession with that movie]

iWin :3

[RainbowJudeSuxxx]

i sang along to 'im a banana' song <3

[lucascub]

@RainbowJudeSuxxx, Meee Too (:

[Gothrockgirl666]

what the f*** is this s*** is a cursed by reason song W.T.F.I.T.S is the real name of it

[KellehWelleh219]

2:40 , is it weird that I enjoyed that? ;} <3

[gbftball25]

please bring backl old fu swiftey, with wavey hair and youre back to a closet :) i would tell my freinds you turned straight again:)

[yogini92]

I LOVE your hair in this video <3

[FrederiqueLaroche]

Do you want to be my friend ? =)

[AmyandMarielleshow]

@iluvdance1011 lol me too!!! xD i have to or my parents would take my laptop!!! D: Lol :)

[cnc5624]

Hahaha pause at 0:08

[maritzarf17]

Ur hot!!! I'm telling everyone I know to subscribe!!

[iluvdance1011]

i have to wear headphones wen i watch ur vids...XD

[tinkel16]

@iluvdance1011 lmfao! is it because u masturbate to his voice?

[itsbrennabitch18]

@tinkel16 doesn't everybody masterbate to Matt's voice? Lol

[iluvdance1011]

@tinkel16 noooo its cuz my parents would kill me if they head how many times he says penis XD

[rinlentwinkagamine]

@iluvdance1011

i probably should but i think its funny when my dad hears matt screamin BONER or PENIS

[prettycake102]

@iluvdance1011 ikr i cant watch him witout them or i'm dead

[marxipanlol453]

@iluvdance1011 same... you never know whos gonna walk in..

[KillaOfTheBad]

ABSOLUTLEY NOTHING!

[DaveyBabey]

your hair makes you look like you're trying to be the guy from 3oh!3, and he's not very pretty, but you are.

[THRLIEUTENANT]

do you like eating chickens?

[stelutze95]

1:03 - 1:10 if that is ur real voice...i wanna hear it everyday <3

[Akana431]

you look really good with your hair like that!

[MiiSceneRomance]

Baby Fetises :D

[MultiFluffyCloud]

1:05 mathew borwnan ?

[1234Sophii]

i like yaoi!! :3

[TheLittleEmelie]

<3 u swifty

[ReverendSyn7]

lmfao 1:51 - 1:56. Hahahahaha

[giga155]

I love your theme song I need it for a ringtone!!!

[pigsqealer]

this has been botherin me forever! i love ask swifty :P what the hell does that voice say??? BITCH UGLY? BILL UNDIE? dead serious. need help.

[ImmaRocketScientist]

OMFG I was singing "imma banana" at school and couldnt remember where i heard it!!!!!

[ImmaRocketScientist]

it kinda looked like he was gonna blow the elephants trunk....... Did anyone else see that

[davidwilliamj2]

B===D~~~~ that's not a penis

[jacoBlackluver7]

OHMYGOD! WE LEARNED SOMETHING TODAY!

[mswspongebob]

Hey, you're cute

[XxXrawrarielXxX]

omg i love your hair :D ♥

[XoxSkateLoverxoX]

You should know that the ad that ran before this video was for Bounty paper towels.

[MysteriousTOAST]

another genius video <3.

i love you swifty.

[MyReturningNightmare]

You leveled up your penis

[TheKimberleyEve]

i'm gonna have so many std's.

[EXHellfire]

Question: What would you do to Onision one late night if you had been horny for more than a week without doing anything about it? (Not gay, just thought of your haircut and Onision and well, one thing led to another :B)

[RachaelgoRAWR]

SEAN OF THE DEAD!!!!!!!!!! <3

[MillyFeltipPen]

Yay for Yaoi~! -flails-

[JingleRants]

YOU LOOK LIKE ONISION. WITH THE HAIR IN THIS EPISODE

[blue2crush]

Do you approve of womanscaping? If so, what is your favorite womanscape?

[blevinsmmm]

holy shit! you look different!!!

[SavannahDarlink]

YOUR HAIR OH LAWD