Beyond The Mat 7/10

[MrLadiesman216]

Gotta love terry funk! Absolute hardcore legend!

[MrAussiebloke12345]

Not the only time Bret Hart got screwed

[AndrewsOpinion15]

I'M NOT BOOKED ?

[xtremerockomaniac]

WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM, MAN?! by: Jake Roberts

[Jeffy1274]

His Daughter was OBVIOUSLY playing up to the camera OH WOE IS ME!!!! Daddy wasen't there...

[nhlalwenhlezondo]

Poor Dennis, lawls!

[DariushUFC1985]

1:46 now why the fuck would they put that part in the movie??

[reliablethreat23]

Dennis: im not booked!

Funk: wanna referee me and bret?

Dennis: no, i have other arrangements

WTF???...is that dumb ass putting his "pride" above a once and a life time chance???...the guy has to be the stupidest man in the business!

[razieltalos]

@reliablethreat23 I dont go to shows Im not booked on either, if Im not booked it means I wasnt considered for a spot so why should I waste my time at a show and do nothing

[irelandguy]

Terry Funk seems like such a nice guy

[oneprizeonegoal]

You've seen his skills on the trampoline, why the f*ck isn't he booked Terry?

Book this man!

[ChunkyChocobo]

The Jake part made me cry :( Dam movies and their emotions :@

[Mrgeomel123]

me: hey! you won the lottery! go get your prices!!

Dennis: IM NOT BOOKED

[100cjkennedy]

FUCKING A I'M NOT BOOKED

[sagrocket]

NAME OF SONG @ 6:28...LOVELY SONG

[LadyDragonsblood]

@sagrocket The title of the song is "I'll Be Seeing You", the best version was done by Billie Holiday, but don't think she is one singing it here. It is a beautiful song. It was written in 1938, but was made most famous during WWII. Sinatra has a good version too, but it really is more of a woman's song to sing.

[sagrocket]

i'm not booked WHAT i'm not booked WHAT i'm not booked WHAT i'm not booked WHAT i'm not booked WHAT i'm not booked WHAT fuckin motherfucker SHUT UPPPP

[bluegrassman776]

did anyone notice he said he normal blood pressure was 180 over 100 was normal , my blood pressure is horrible, and mine is only that when it is at its worse or all most the highest, man it must be where he stays in great shape. and stays active at his age, otherwise it would kill him. i really think mine is going to damage my heart, i won't take blood pressure pills,

[punkhero92]

I love Terry Funk

[TheCTh19]

that guy was a fuckin prick to terry funk because compared to terry funk that guy is a fuckin no one. terry was trying to do the guy a favor and je just kept acting like a prick

[MrDataCode]

Has there ever been a Wrestler that acutely retired and STAYED retired?

[tripdefect87]

@MrDataCode Only one I can think of off the top of my head is Taz

[MrDataCode]

@tripdefect87 Oh so Taz is still retired?

[tripdefect87]

@MrDataCode Yeah, he's doing commentary for TNA now

[Foale]

Wow, Jake's daughter's a real looker.

[198634]

"the phone could ring at any time"........bahahahahahaha

[ProspectNY11211]

Look Terry,He's not booked!

[stunnerbahgawd]

"are you going to your sister's wedding" "NO CAUSE IM NOT BOOKED"

[chubbylilloser]

@stunnerbahgawd Lmao

[pastortroy2008]

bret hart on ecw??

[markchomadness]

@pastortroy2008 it wassent an ecw show , it was a tribute set up by the different promoters , im guessing more wwf involvment seeing as it was for the wwf title but the lifetime award was just recognizing his work for ecw

[GhostSpectre]

@markchomadness Didn't Terry say in the radio interview promoting the event that it was a NON-title match?

[TheMm858]

@pastortroy2008 it was terrys retirement[at that time] and he wanted bret to wrestle his last match.the funny thing is terry wrestled brets last match

[shaheryarrauf]

THE LONG HAIR BOY AT 3:47 IS RANDY ORTON

[chubbylilloser]

@shaheryarrauf Are you sure? I think its SABU? :(

[markchomadness]

@shaheryarrauf Well in the new orton documentry randy said he never really got into wrestling since 99 and this was back in 97 , so it may be sabu

[SolidMike84]

@markchomadness

Sabu? Way too skinny and small for that to be Sabu :P

[huikuri]

@markchomadness That's Randy Orton alongside with his father and Funk. Randy is wearing a Dallas Stars cap.

[buckbumble]

@shaheryarrauf definitely not, too skinny.

[mattdoogen1]

@shaheryarrauf Wrong

[tbeck27]

the song thats playing when terry funk leaves makes me tear up...

[kingkevinjoy]

anyone else think jakes daughter is a whining bitch...lucky she didnt go thru half the stuff her dad went thru

[tyronewwe]

It's great how the guy doesn't go to anything (BECAUSE HE'S NOT BOOKED), but when they do BOOK him, he screws up :p

[aidsbrigade]

@tyronewwe probably why he's never booked lol

[22centman36]

Theres nothing wrong with a man jumping up and down on a trampoline and lifitng weights, if it makes him feel fruity and happy than more power to him. We shoudl all be as happy.

[MrMJfan1997]

what about the 2 guys who had tryout matches for wwe?? did they get their contracts???pls answer

[markchomadness]

@MrMJfan1997 mike modest had a few matches on sunday night heat and that was it i think

[masterkeaton1000]

For the love of god, someone book that man to stop his whining :P

[WombatCyborg]

I would kill a man to ref bret hart vs terry funk. this dude is a massive crybaby.

[severebrutalized]

You know, Dennis did give us a new catch phrase to work with.

Mom: Why didn't you wash the dishes?

You: I'm not booked.

Your friend: Why didn't you go to that party?

You: I'm not booked.

As you can see, it applies to almost all situations. Thank you Dennis, I will be using this. :)

[orfiyus]

@severebrutalized lmao.

[MrJammesss]

@severebrutalized I feel like making that a meme know

[severebrutalized]

@MrJammesss Haha, knock yourself out. Make sure I get some sort of credit if it becomes Tumblr famous! :D

[Mr1990Noah]

something tells me he's not booked

[watson5376]

I'm NOT BOOKED FUCK YOU

[JonLambert89]

There must be something addictive about wrestling. Funk's pushing 70 now and he's still doing it. The other old guy in this was clearly finished but couldn't accept it. Full credit for wanting to stay active but you can't beat the clock.

[HarryTaylor91]

How is Jake the snake doing now? not heard much about him recently

[barryboy06]

what was mick doing in the ecw event 1197 ? he was still contracted to the wwf ?

[MikeyDavid92]

@barryboy06 wwe and ecw had a partership at the time

[icemanisdangerous]

@SpinningBackFist11 You twat.

[icemanisdangerous]

Jake the snakes daughter could be brandy the bear.

[silverwishthelock]

that old guy on the trampoline is the saddest, most pathetic motherfucker ive ever seen.

[bobhansenobc]

How dare he talk to Terry Funk like that. He should have bought a ticket and been happy about it.

[sjgilley]

Terry Funk, Wrestling Hardcore Legend, being the good guy and begging him to come to his last match, tries to salve the feelings of Dennis "King of the Cockroaches" Stamp...Someone needed to ask Stamp, "Just who the Fuck are you again?"

[ATCRyderX]

Is that guy booked!? =D

[twiggycfc1]

zack ryder parody of that was brilliant I;m not booked

[JoeMayProductions]

I'm not watching wrestling ever again, I just realized they never booked me.

[zuiderwijk1]

what a loser

[FLOOD504]

I would eat Jake's daughter.

[innocentgoat]

@FLOOD504 Is Jabba didnt eat you first.

[FLOOD504]

@innocentgoat No , I meant her pussy.

[BishopCR7]

Bret got the shoulder up, no wonder they weren't going to book him, he fucked up the ending!!

[mattDX4life]

@BishopCR7 no he didn't both bret and funk had their shoulders down, it was a double pin, bret got his shoulder up at 2 but terry didn't

[tomdolan07]

what was the point of that guy using weights on the trampoline? they looked as if they were like 1kg each...

[Nosfeast]

Terry: Your not gonna be here? Please be here

Jabroni: Im not gonna be here Terry because im not booked ( PLEASE TERRY BOOK ME SO I CAN BE HERE PLLLLLLEEESSSEEE ).....

[BishopCR7]

@Nosfeast Jabroni lmao

That's exactly what he was thinking, he seemed to just want sympathy haha

[trentn13]

Sylvia Plath is a fucking bitch. My feminist English professor made us read her "work".

[77danigga]

@6:53, tell that nigga to close his mouth

[77danigga]

@0:09, and old man in his underware...bitch, aint nobody going to call you

[johhnydamage]

Jake's daughter is hot.

[BishopCR7]

@johhnydamage You must like the fatties

[orionhellraiser]

god, i didn´t know that to be prepared for wrestling anytime you have to hope with weights in your hands, i learned a lot from this guy, just be prepared and go only if you are booked LMFAO

[rafathegafa11]

boy did the ending to that match suck! what was the ref at!!! whoever booked him should be fired!

[WWFrawiswar1999]

lol did not wrestle since 1991 and he is waiting on a phone call??!!

[22centman36]

@WWFrawiswar1999 you never give up, man. You never give up.

[spannerman100]

I reckon that guy is still training and staying in shape waiting for that telephone to ring!

[chunkylover5592]

I love how "that guy" has no name lol. You know damn well he had no other plans that day.

[Irockuknowit]

2:40 RIKISHIIII

[rogerscottburchett1]

dennis is a jobber that was in the awa because terry gothim in ,terry a nobody too

[rogerscottburchett1]

dennis is a jobber that was in the awa because terry gothim in ,

[MikeLovesTacosXD]

IM NOT BOOKED 

[Padgeify]

My god ladies and gentlemen HES BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKED!!!!! Lol feel sorry for him at 2:29 terry cant get away quick enough. :D

[Andy2481]

when was that match between bret hart and terry funk? i'm trying to work out the dates cause wcw was bought by vince mcmahon in 2001 i think when they had the invasion storyline so bret hart couldnt have been wrestling for someone else before then as he had a 5 year contract with wcw. and what company was this???

[Padgeify]

@Andy2481 In that match with terry when Bret was in nWo was one of his last i think cause few days earlier his career pretty much ended by goldberg from a spinning back kick to the head. look at him in the match hes fucked. dunno when it was but its on youtube. And not sure of the company.

[jnieves77]

@Padgeify The Bret Hart vs Terry Funk match in ECW happened in 1997 a little bit before he went to WCW.

[MisterSadistic]

@Andy2481 This is clearly '97/'98.

[jnieves77]

@Andy2481 This i'm sure this match happened a few months before Bret started in WCW because i looked it up on Goggle and it showed that this match happened in 1997 plus this Documentary made in 1999 so yeah.

[brucekirk89]

oops somebody's got some daddy issues lol

[SR4LosersIsMYBITCH]

@brucekirk89 why is that funny

[kalloused]

OMG that guy is fucking crazy

[wigg1987]

masters in psychology. so she's a real freak.

[wigg1987]

i'd book him, he's the best ever.

[Rawk4Life]

If I was that lowlife, I would have said no to refereeing. He didn't even get half the money back that it cost him to change his plane ticket so he could be there for the match.

[JKayF1]

why won't they book him!

[NikkiCoyote]

after all that the faggot fucks up the finish lol

[TheRagev3]

what a attention seeking douchebag

[knowpassword]

Bitch... Just tell your dad your bringing a couple friends.. Don't go into the bullshit like you did... Why?.. To get a point across?!? Overdramatic bitch

[PUNKem733]

That dude is pathetic, more than funny. This is what happens to like 90% of the older guys. They just can't stay away. Look at Ric Flair.

[toyboyderby]

Although the film 'The Wrestler' could be about any wrestler as so many had similar lives, it always reminds me of Jake Roberts

[XFearTheSpearX]

Oh how the wrestling world has changed.

[dsussman]

Terry is such a good fuckin' dude.

[95foofighter]

Poor Dennis Stamp

[louisrsanders]

Pathetic.....

[FLOOD504]

I want to motor boat Jake's daughters huge flabby boobs.

[carl478]

@FLOOD504 i want to motor boat jakes huge flabby boobs ha ha

[FLOOD504]

@carl478 Wouldn't mind trying that myself.

[cas447]

He's not booked already!!!!

[fredysonora20]

if someone told me to go 2 wrestlemaina i would say NO CUZ IM NOT BOOKED LOL

[sirvegeta]

That's pretty sad when you're sucking up to TERRY FUNK.

[cmrxs]

What a surprise to find out that a fat girl like Sylvia Plath...

[millon2k6]

And Terry Funk is still wrestling the indies to this day

[oooshitman9]

My dad is not around. I'm not a pussy like her.

[djtrollthebest]

hahahaha 1:44

[StraightEdgeReviews]

That guy who was not booked is a stupid ass.. no offense WHO CARES I would show up if I was not booked.. He's just a cry baby..

[Cornelio101]

am i the only one who thought that guy was depressing and pathetic? "i have to stay in shape because the phone could ring at any moment." he was a mid-carder who hadn't been booked in 6 years...

[markchomadness]

@Cornelio101 rofl nope we all find him pathetic

[ZehFiend]

@markchomadness Nothing to rofl at, it's sad, and depressing.

[IamMaiC]

@Cornelio101 he said he was waiting for a "phone call" the call was standing in front of him in the form of terry funk so he is pathetic. not everyone get's a shot he had his. a long time ago.

[AmphibiousReconMSOB]

@Cornelio101

thats like Taka waiting next to the phone hoping a call for wrestlemania 27.

[parallelogramammoth]

@Cornelio101 i'm glad to see everyone else finds that dude pathetic... terry wants him to be there cuz it's his last match and the dude tries to milk a fuckin paycheck out of it... funk was too kind to him.

And yeh, his last match was in 1990 and he's still waitin for a call, as if his career hasn't died a long time ago. I bet he's still waitin for that phone call.

[Padgeify]

@parallelogramammoth we should get the ball rolling track this dude down Ring him up and pretend to be Patt Paterson. i think it would be epic anyway. xD

[charleybelledog]

@Cornelio101 gotta disagree with you. i think he's a guy who loves wrestling and doesn't want to give up on what he loves to do until he absolutely has to. what's pathetic about that? if it keeps him in shape and helps him keep a positive attitude, why the hell not?

[Cornelio101]

@charleybelledog i see your point but i just think that he kinda wants to see himself as a victim or something. after not wrestling for like 10 years he expects a call out of the blue. even when terry funk himself, a legend, invites him to be in a show, he turns him down. all i'm saying is that he tap-dancing on the thin line between optimism and delusion. i get where you're coming from though.

[mackenzieapower]

@Cornelio101 he's probably still on that trampoline

[megamatt53]

lol 0:12 thats a great work out there lol

[NightWingZero]

Oh my god! Someone, just please book that guy. The faith of the world depends on it. Dixie are you watching? Book this man. NOW. Ha Ha Ha.

[markchomadness]

@NightWingZero yessss for the love of god dixie book him..................or not he's prolly too young for tna

[Dchapa1986]

that guy annoys the piss out of me.

[markchomadness]

@Dchapa1986 LOL me too

[lawless130]

Hes not booked!!!!!

[markchomadness]

@lawless130 lmao that always makes me laugh

[N3WMODEL15]

That guy, mooching a booking of terry is a jerk. He couldn't just be there at his freinds retirement bash, he has to use emotional blackmail to get a booking