Please Don't Touch My Junk Song

[Neonstar143]

Lolol it's a funny song but he looks so serious while he's singing it! XD

[sugarpop3]

more radiation from everyday things than walking through the machine! just sayin!

[MICKEYbrm13]

Oh My Gosh XDXDXD This made me laugh sooo hard! i dont know how he kept a streight face the whole time XD love him.

[jiffy973]

im about to hit up the airport, so i just wanted to listen to this song for courage

[PandaCovers]

I love the lyrics so much!! xDDDD hahahaha  --- Sent From davidchoimusic's AppRats (Facebook App)!

[lizalinnie25]

how can he keep a straight face through this song?lol

[GuitarBoyZ100]

256 people touched his junk! o.o

[TheSwingHobo]

BLEEEEEEEEEEEPP!!! LOL. :D

[CrazyNative4]

funny dude!

[NickLe1103]

I like how he has the same emotions that he uses when he sings love songs when he sings this song LOL

[LaneFister30]

hahahahahahahaha i love this song

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[OhNoyate]

256 people want their junk touched

[1234567890ruby]

how do you add the beeb sound actualy? :D

[1234567890ruby]

I wonder what my teachers will say if I sing this at my school's Talent Quest :D 

[LaneFister30]

@1234567890ruby hahaha theyll be too busy laughing their asses off to care

[TheANDIEMOE]

I love how sincere he looks. It's hilarious.

[Shanushu]

256 people are airport security people

[nikkipurrincess28]

AHAHAHAHAHA READ THE DESCRIPTION

[musical1icecream]

....

[MsBananafied]

such a funny and joying song

[Bslo420]

I wonder how many times he had to redo this because of how funny it is.

[rainbowbutterflies16]

255 people don't have junks.

[poopooblue]

DIRTY. :\

[divolive]

This song is really seriously funny ... I mean no-like-others !!

[KidsForTheEarth]

LOL

[hulaburger2]

I love how he looks down at his junk after the song is over. it's like he's saying it's gunna be ok for the rest of us.

[iFabber]

Can you publish the chords please?

[theaskewguy]

why does this not have more views?

[ShutTheFuckUpPrick]

Epic...



[darkstars101]

254 people are muslim

[barkingdog3107]

@darkstars101 wat a racist...

u r white fr sure...cz wen u go to africa...thats how they treat u fr sure...

fyi...i aint a muslim if u gonna reply back sayin tht m 1...

[Purple2499]

Interesting... Maybe you should see a counsler David.

[quihgon]

Thumbs up if you dont want your junk touched.

[chaneq1995]

i LOL when i heard the*beeeeeeee* for the third time hahahaha

[coolkiller14]

@chaneq1995 I was ROFLMAO the first time i heard it xD

[Clarisysify]

THAT I USE TO *BEEEEEEEEEEEEP*

[CoconPL]

I love this song

[alicialuvjesse]

can i get the chords for this?? its soo funny!! haha

[chineseman72]

@PAiN0909 what about going somewhere like US to Korea? Wanna drive there then?

[chineseman72]

@ChuckStrz it rhymes with junk o.o

[Eurokaomfg]

ur face looks so THICK

[bluerain908]

Best song ever!!!

[Aboumrad1]

a few years ago on my way back from L.A the guy at customs asked me "and what do you do for a living?" and i replied "i'm 12......what do you think i do" i got a 3 hour hold up and had to listen to a lecture by a guy who spits when he talks.....

[5tevenwang]

lmao! at 0:17 i never heard of a bleep in a song xD

[MagusMD]

LOL really great!

[x3Stoopid]

Haha.... 

[varyagi]

This reminds me of Arlo Guthrie's old Alice's Restaurant Massaccree in that it's funny, very timely, super catchy and actually speaks volumes about something of real importance.

More like this. You're the man for it if anyone on Youtube is.

[17shotglock]

hahah child killing death ray machine lmao

[pyziroki]

Is it just me or asian guys everywhere?

[bugstrut]

Shouldn't it be , "Please don't push YOUR luck"?

[ceciley]

Hilarious. And somehow...moving?

[MrPlague1000]

LOL!

[LuzaBeggs]

Cool song, and I love your guitar, is beautiful! I want one exactly like that, what's the brand?

[curuzu]

He sings THAT I USE TO FUCK like he's saying "hello How are u?" lol... so normal :P

[KonThaiWoi]

I love how seriously he's singing xD Made me crack up.

[Explicit305]

Talent

[KristyBui100]

That I used to F&%@ made me laugh the most!

[KristyBui100]

That I used to F&%@

[MrCwalker2009]

ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

[srhyng]

hehehe. this song made me giggle. ^^"

[raviejaaz]

him trought the vid- straight face.....

me-ROFLMAOXD

[MichellehL143]

So seriouss lmfao

[Flyer7090]

That I use to F&%@!!!!

[st335533]

wait so the machine kills your sperm???... ::runs to Death ray machine:: "ZAP ME UP SCOTTY!"

[kattay11]

Just so there isn't any mix up, you all should know I already called dibs on being the girl that's in lane 3.

[MathewnTube]

the random beeping that cuts the music is hilarious

[HoyItsJohn]

Lol I'm writing a persuasive essay on the scanners like right now. Thanks David

[IzaaqMicro]

@MereandMelShow - It turns out that Honolulu airport does NOT have the full body scanners ( I looked online and it said they did) so it was just the old put all your stuff in a bin and take off your shoes routine. So no groping and no radiation for me...thank god. I did have the song on my iPhone though :)

[heatherGOwhoa]

I'm impressed with the straight face as well. I just rofled so hard!

[Lysonade]

how the hell does he sing it with a straight face?

[JosietheChau]

lol

[mcmn33]

please get rid off the bleeps they get annoying its youtube no one cares if you swear

[iraqiboy90]

@mcmn33

we dont care if he says it, but youtube staff cares when it come to become a partner.

if you dont bleep it out, u never will be a partner.

[PJguitar22]

I dont find it that funny cuz he keeps a straight face.

[aktf14]

@PJguitar22 Its the straight face that gets me though lolllll

i think its hella funny

[spinnerman247]

the beep totally ruins the song -_-

[JKparody]

LMFAO, this song is EPIC xD I laughed so loudly at the F&%@ pat ahahahahahah

[MInkyuRandomness]

@JKparody dude, he said funk

[eeddwweerrdd]

/watch?v=jg20unhovRQ

[msungs]

My former job was searching for bombs at the Mall of America. This song cracks me up. Homeland Security should be called Homeland Insecurity. When I read that an intelligence bulletin said that former veterans, Ron Paul supporters, Anti Tax and Anti Federal Reserve people, Libertarians, people who have anti-government bumper stickers, don't tread on me flag bearers, and people who carry the Constitution are all possible terrorists, I knew it was time to flee the USSA....I now live in Europe.

[dragonballzboy67]

caN U SING pArTy In UsA bY mIlEy CyRuS

[Dentimmy]

Nice song David!!!

I love it.

I would give you 5 stars if it was still possible :p

What chords do you use?

[BehazArd]

hahaha XD

love It :D

[angellambbridetv]

it occurred to me...there are hundreds of don't touch my junk vids on youtube and millions watching them...so it occurred to me that if every don't touch my junker incorporated that into a sentence or maybe ...go ahead you can touch my junk since you ask so nicely...as long as the touch my junk is somewhere in the sentence..while being patted down, we could wear em down..they'd develop a paranoia about people sayin that all the time wonderin when they all agreed so quietly to do that...

[female1019]

funny

[jessicavije]

THAT BEEP IS REALLLLLLLLLLLYYYYYY ANNOYING

[jackie6466]

@jessicavije

This is a family website!!!LOL

[jessicavije]

@jackie6466 yea it is!! it should've been censored with a better touch of music LOL like BeeEeEeP

[JDorkAlert]

lololololololmao i was laughing the whole time :) <3 but even when your singing about people touching your junk it still sounds beautiful!! x)

[Yukihikaru63]

Put thumps up if you would like a pretty girl/guy to scan your body

[xanhion123]

When i go to the airport then the TSA r searching me for weapons ill take out my iphone that it on their face and then "Please Dont Touch My Junk"

It will be hilarious

[SanSaele3]

the best part is how serious he looks lol XD

[AlexJC1998]

Thats funny, and rEALLY good... keep going, your AWESOME!!! :D

[Universlmusician]

Well....I know one thing for sure......I wouldnt wanna be the one staring at naked people all day....

[aliceeggroll]

i won't go through that child killing x-ray machine :) hilarious :D i <3 you david choi! your so amazing just the way you are!

[1996Prashant]

because you censored "fuck" it is so funny

[MahouNekox]

I find this song very inspiring. :)

Love it.

[alelihariana]

oooooh.... davd cussed in his songz... imma tell yo momma!

[MsStephanie505]

How could we not love you? <3<3<3

[TheRealEric31415]

should of autotuned the bleeps lol

[iamOHkay]

Please don't touch junk that I use to F&%@ HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[WhenApplesTurnWhite]

248 would love their junk to be touched

[IzaaqMicro]

haha! Great song! I'm flying from Honolulu to Portland, OR. In two days. I'm going to put this song on my iPhone and play it loud for the TSA agent when they are searching me. Should be fun times.

[laijoannn]

@IzaaqMicro hahaha sorry that im this curious but.. what happened? xP

[IzaaqMicro]

@laijoannn - that's funny, I was responding to another person about this same question when you commented. Well I didn't have to do it because Honolulu airport did not have the the full body scanners. I was pleasantly surprised.

[raviejaaz]

@IzaaqMicro did ya do it, HUH HUH, did ya!!!???!!!

[IzaaqMicro]

@raviejaaz - I didn't have to, HNL Airport does not have those scanners like I thought they did. Even Portland doesn't have them, so I didn't have to deal with that crap either way, thank god.

[nickjonasbigfan]

I love how you sing so seriously, this was epic lol.

[christinaaaaa]

I LOVE HOW HE SINGS IT SO SERIOUSLY!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!

[robertangel30]

@christinaaaaa said: "I LOVE HOW HE SINGS IT SO SERIOUSLY!!!...."

That is what makes great music, passion, seriousness, even for silly subjects.

[eekeey]

@GrantleyMyrvold842 -- "great channel!!! :D i saw a youtoob booster that can even help your videos out more /watchblahblahblahblah"

yeah like David Choi needs help getting views.

Stop spamming.

[aznclair111]

If you're going to spam then spam on your own videos :)

[owainmeurig]

I don't have any cool videos for you to watch.

[KaylynChataway60]

looking for more good videos :D i just watched a cool video about crime city on facebook /watch?v=6dv02q2A5fo

[buttoncandy15]

:) You are good at this David,Keep it up!

[ErlCarralejo309]

you the man :) thanks for this! you should check out hacking wifi with a ipad watch?v=Eg6Zf9Qd3tI

[WadeFick350]

looking for more good videos :D i just watched a cool video about crime city on facebook /watch?v=6dv02q2A5fo

[TheBurningReign]

lmao AWESOME song lol love all ur songs and videos man ur a great singer and song writer im suprised ur not main stream but im glad ur not

easily one of my favorite singers hyung

[daniyellowjello]

Best one yet

[AlphaMusicGroup1]

OMG 'CHILD KILLING DEATH RAY MACHINE' GHAHAHAHA LOLOL

[shazebnayani]

love it! but it sounds a LOT like "you can win"

[unbad13]

the body search and checking process in the american airports has ALWAYS been a PAIN. im happy that now some americans are talking about it and make the issue heard:)

[AbbyPheobeJohnson]

wow, this song is the bomb.... litrally!

[han3358877]

how can he sing this song without laughing

[iDefiaint]

@han3358877 He doesnt smile anymore..

[bcmusicdancefanatic]

Lol xD

[ShazzaBobb]

please dont touch my junk that i use to F&%@ . HAHA ! LOL

[superneo61]

246 people got their junk touched

[XxTheRaivixEffectxX]

lol nice, I make some pretty good beats myself, I make all types of music. Check out what your missing

I promise you'll like at least one beat :)

[cammybooh]

i love how his face is so serious :D this video made my day.

[cocopuff4567]

Lol the first time I saw this in my subscriptions I thought "omgsh David's gone mainstream?!"

[buddylover973]

@BluuCraya your probably so

[buddylover973]

@BluuCrayloa and your probaly some lame ass bitch

[MInkyuRandomness]

he said funk

[veryrandomguy1]

.....that i use to f@#$....lol.

[buddylover973]

That song was stupid

[BluuCrayola]

@buddylover973 Your stupid. K bye

[kompik]

Who is singing the background vocals?

[TheKenkerAap]

@kompik also david :)

[saqibtoofat]

dang now im scarred of those machines D:

[xXIYANGXx]

XD Hilarious! I agree with Choi

[kelly1117t]

That was fanf@*&#ingtastic

[JeneOMC]

I like the point)

[koiOnofish]

ROFL. really though its extreme.

[CrittyWitty]

Honestly, no reason for this "security" Airplane security is an illusion. If a plan to blow up an airplane reaches airport "security," its already too late.

[keke10117]

Would you rather be blown up by a bomb or have your junk touched?

I would prefer the second(:

[RelenaChung15]

While you might not have a bomb strapped inside your trunk, others might

[MasterJapieX]

Lol...don't want to get radiated? Don't fly in the first place. The closer altitude to the sun in an airplane causes radiation 70 times stronger than the "dangerous backscatter X-rays" they use for security. So yes, if you're a frequent flyer, you have a higher chance to get cancer. The addition of the "dangerous radiation" you'd get from these scanners would add up to a whopping 3 additional cases per million reported cases of cancer among frequent flyers. Boo-fucking-hoo.

[bridgetvdp22]

hahahaha!!!! awesome!! thi sshould be there theme song!

[t3alicious]

davidddd....dis song is funny,im laughing so hard rite now!!!

[nu0cm4m]

within 30 seconds of this song being posted, the TSA immediately put david on a no fly list. lol

[NyNaMcEmo]

lol child killing deathray machine!!

[kevinbesa1000]

lmao. DAVID CHOI! WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE!

[xXiAdiXx]

And they will mutate my offsprings!

Awesome :D

[erjusik]

You should be on Ellen, or on the news! It's amazing! :))))

[AsianBlazenTV]

i dont want the xray machines to destroy my sperm, which i find is importanT!!! LOL

[roobeekay]

The beeping gets me every time! xD

[kidovate]

That I use to f*** LOL!

[tuyet2196]

i love the song it has hilarious lyrics

[TrulyRichard101]

Great! Great! Great! Awesomely Great!!!

[Anna17Leah]

Dawhh

i wanted yo hear you say fuck :p lol

[Koneesh]

The lyrics GRAB YOU right away.

[trevorpinnocky]

what a hilarious parody of a formerly democratic state now hyper-obsessed with bomb toting sleeper cell enemies to the point of resorting to overtly sexual feel ups and pat downs at airplane terminals while allowing unscanned luggage into the cargo hold.

f'ing hilarious!!

Oh wait. It's not a parody at all. (*sad face*)

[FullOfFlail]

This song reminds me of Davids " You can win".

[phattieg]

When you're a YouTube partner, you have to censor certain words that may be considered too offensive. Just sayin.

[eyebrowkid]

@phattieg tell that to shane dawson :)

[theroofisunderwater]

@phattieg what about philly d

[MrHunknowow]

XDDDD !!

[slipspacefreak]

Epic...Purely Epic  :D

[redheadrockstheworld]

:)