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  • Most of the people ranting about their God & religion in these comments have no proper grammar nor know how to spell!

  • Haha never stop making videos XD

  • "I'm not the droid you're looking for." haha Made my day with that line...

  • I think your the devil himself. Lord help you.

  • @G0Holly97 LMAO that doesn't even make sense:P

  • ahahhahahahah!!!!!! OMG this is brilliant!!!!!

  • Again. How can some of us Americans be so ignorant and stupid? 1. There is only 1 God. 2. Gay is wrong! And 3. Are you a guy, girl, or robot? Repent or burn in Hell forever. Then, say all of this. Ignorant idiot.

  • @RazzyOG haha i don't think you listened to the video. telling an atheist to burn in hell means nothing. its like those forward texts that say "if you don't send this text to 10 people you will lose the person you love' or some shit like that. and being gay isn't a sin. im sorry but you don't get to tell other people who they can and can't love. your religion doesn't get to do that. sorry.

  • Save it for your therapist, and don't waste my time trying to tell me that my religion is not what it is! I'm pretty fucking sure I know my religion and I don't need some gay ass hippy homo fag to tell me other wise! Just shut down your account no one wants to hear you talk about nonsense and by the way you talk retarded! I hope god send you to hell for shit talking my religion!

  • I dunno ZJ, I think you could probably issue a fatwah if you wanted.

  • Since you read all the comments, may I say that your has been the most cogent, and most succint, yet all encompassing case for atheism I've ever seen. Hurrah! I am not an antheist, though I belong to no religion.

  • Maybe thats why they want to know if your a boy or a girl cause they want some of that (just kidding) Totally agree with you though gender isnt anyones business and I fail to see how it matters. Oh Loved the three little pigs thing though. Yep it is in the book so it must be so (rolls eyes) great video.

  • ZJ I love you! You're beautiful and well-spoken, and we need more people like you who will speak up as a voice of reason. Looking forward to your future work!

  • .....................WTFF BOOOOM ! x_x

  • I love the way you exercise your brain... & about believing. You only believe what you allow yourself to believe.

  • A lot of people use big words to cover up there stupidity.

  • @TheCaptonZ Yes, it's much better to authentically exhibit one's stupidity by fucking up small, simple words.

  • @jgpippin hey by the way tell your mom hi man that bitch can cumm

  • @TheCaptonZ My mother is nearly 70. Are you sure you want to be bragging in a public forum about your septuagenarian conquests?

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  • I really like you Zinnia, thanks for being so co <3

  • If you would get a dollar every time you got insulted (due to beliefs or gender identy) you would be rich by now. :)

  • The kids' reactions here are so hilarious, revealing how ignorant, narrow-minded and hypocrite them religious people are. They and your brilliant taking of them just made my day again, i laughed my ass off.

    To me you're still one of the smartest and funniest persons on YT. Keep it up!

  • dear god, please kill this thing, in your mercy

  • I WANT TO FLAG DIS

  • ok lol tell me what would happen to us then, EXACTLLY you cant >.>

  • In my experiences in both, people get much more offended by proclaiming to beat them until they accept Jesus Christ as their lord and savior than by simply threatening to kick their ass. Kidding/joshing aside, I am no judge of who should and who shouldn't have any particular faith so long as I am not ever in my life declared too crazy to perform certain occupational tasks on the notion that my refusal to dismiss God as fiction makes me way too untrustworthy.

  • Considering atheism to be a religion depends entirely upon your definition of the word 'religion'. What you mean is that it's not an organized religion, at least not in the majority of cases.

  • About Atheism being a religion: The English word "religion" has several definitions, one of which I've found is "A system of beliefs pertaining to how/why the universe was or was not created/formed." By that definition, Atheism would be a religion based on the fact that it is the belief that the universe was not created by a god. There are other definitions of "religion" and "Atheism" that would make Atheism the absence of religion. It just depends on which you want to go by. :)

  • @ClicedFTW "that it is the belief that the universe was not created by a god." None of is *believes* that the universe was not created by a god (whichever one, and whatever the hell that word means anyway). Instead, we *don't believe* it was. We have no good reason (evidence) supporting belief, or unbelief. Belief, systematic or unsystematic, is absent in us. It's non-belief.

    Out of curiousity, where did you get that problematic definition from?

  • @GreyLabyrinthine A small pocket dictionary. That might be the problem. :)

  • @ClicedFTW Indeed, it might :) However, there are many faulty definitions of atheism floating around on the internet *and* on normally well-respected and reliable (non-pocket) thesauri. Many of them claim that atheists "deny" the existence of "God" (capital G). The creators of these definitions seem to never have met an atheist in their entire life or noticed that they themselves are atheists in respect to some deity.

    Bottom line: Atheism is not a religion. It really isn't.

  • Why is it so hard to believe there is a GOD? He is so real

  • @DesmondDo If he was, there would be no atheists. I'm pretty sure most atheists would like to live forever and all that, if that seemed plausible.

  • The stupidest comments are at 3:05

    Shoving down your throats? I believe shoving something down peoples' throats is when you force someone to listen to your beliefs, like if they followed you around talking about them even when you told them to fuck off and go away. Willingly clicking a video isn't "Shoving down throat."

    "only 1 so if you dont believe in the only God then you are an atheist." WOW. ZJ's an ATHEIST? How long did it take you to figure that one out?! Smart cookie!

  • the thing is ur blind to sin.Sin is dark and u walked in to it. u think nothing created the earth do u no how stupid that sounds

  • @TeddyBearWarrior11 well you think an invisable man in the sky created the earth in 7 days! do you know how stupid that sounds?

  • @TeddyBearWarrior11 She didn't even imply that, do you know how stupid you sound?

  • All Christians are going to TARTAROS to suffer in all eternity. Lol jk they will only just rot in a grave each.

  • Jesus Loves you!!!!!!! Please wake up... and stop what you are doing.... you dont feel shameful to show the world know that you are half boy and half girl???? Dont be proud of wicked thing..... You said to people that let you to live your life but can you just live it as a secret? and dont show it to the whole world to know.... there will be alot more of nasty comments for you in the future..... i think you love to read them dont you???? how weird///

  • cool glasses.. wear them more

  • you're awesome, keep it up!☺

  • I don't care whether ZJ is male or female, gay or straight - ZJ is AWESOME.

  • I totally agree with everything you said here, and I am a Satanist. People really need to think before they say anything to you because they probably are afraid to tell something like it is. You pretty much tell it like it is and that's what I like about you. I really like people who aren't afraid to say what's on their hearts. As Chris Crocker said, "The bigger the bitch, the bigger the heart." :) Have a nice day.

  • An atheist explaining the bible and God who is a man that looks like a woman. All the while assuming that he has it all figured out. So let me tell you what you belive in.

    Dirt + Water + Time = Microwave ovens and cell phones. You are an idiot pretending to be smart.

  • K so your a bitch who likes to put people down big deal

  • LOL I'm glad you have a sense of humor about some of the things ignorant people say.

  • You lying atheist apologists!

    Deity: Darwin

    Old Testament: Darwin's work

    New Testament: Anything by Richard Dawkins

    Prophets: Richard Dawkins, and TONS of philosophers.

    Disciples: Hitchens, Sam Harris

    --Wikipedia

  • @Suiton1 you can't trust wikipedia everyone can post and edit everything on it

  • Two thumbs up !

  • when have time i recommend you to watch or listen to this if you well

    /watch?v=eEzQ605yCMs

  • But I do want some of that. :( Nothing ever goes well for Weendigo.

  • so u have accept that when u die ur dead ur gone nothing more in life?

  • @oneloveyalls There's not much else you can do, is there? Unlike the ancients who invented "gods" and "afterlives", we have science and we know that consciousness is neurochemistry, biochemistry in the brain. The ancient didn't know anything, so they could believe in fairy-tales about souls and after-lives a lot more easily than we can today.. : )

  • @winterstellar but the idea of life also seems like a fairy tale if u think about it.

  • God is not religious and Jesus is not Christian and God is thought which is what spirit is and You are a drop of God and we are all living in the sea of consciousness

  • ok she or he is weird i mean god is real who cares if she doesent belive in him but everyone else who does does she should STOP TELLING PEOPLE gods now real

  • Im a christian and I respect your opinion. I loled so much XD Although I dont believe what you say, everyone has a right to speak their own mind..... now im just gonna shove this bible down your throat if you dont mind... lol jk <3

  • I'm a catholic school kid. 6th grade was my first year in a catholic school. I'm now in 7th grade, and have been questioning things for a while. The thing is, I don't want to go to a catholic school anymore. I'm too nervous to tell my mom. Even though she isn't strict about religion, (she's actually Muslim) I think she just tries to picture me as some catholic schoolgirl when i don't want anything to do with it.? I want to tell her i want to be an atheist without upsetting her. What do I do?? :(

  • @littlemissherpderp shut up bitch

  • @littlemissherpderp

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  • i love your videos ZJ :)

  • SATAN IS BLINDING YOU............... GOD IS NOT HIDING FROM YOU.... YOU SINS MADE YOU FAR TOOOOO FAR AWAY FROM HIM....... REJECTING GOD EVEN MAKE YOURSELF LOST FOREVER

  • @DesmondDo if jesus loves us then why does the world suck

  • @Xemnort2x Satan is Blinding you,,, that you couldnt see how Jesus love you.... Go read the Bible and you will find out how the world suck.... thats why you need a Savior.... but you will get save by individual relationship with him..... The World suck because they havent wake up and turn back to God..... God give us Free Will.... He doesnt force us anything..... But we have to choose wisely either choose him or the world..... This world is Rules by Satan son of Darkness.....

  • @DesmondDo how can a guy survive in a whale for 3 days answer that with your so called god

  • @Xemnort2x There is a Spiritual battle going right now between God and Devil which ur human eyes couldnt see...... thats why you need to pray to God... so he can send his angels to protect you against evil..... Devil attack you in the heart........ that's why human are wicked in their heart....

  • @DesmondDo how can a imagenry man attack my heart?

  • @Xemnort2x Ur heart is ur soul!!!!..

  • @DesmondDo what will praying do nothing if i pray for a better world nothing will happen

    p.s i used to went to church but then the whole thing got confusing

  • @Xemnort2x The world has not change to better because there are so many unbelievers like you.... Satan is blinding you and made you confusing..... i personally see God Jesus everytime i worshiping him... im no lie.....u just dont have enough faith in him in order to see him one on one..... accept God right now..... or else u will regret in Hell

  • @DesmondDo do you have any prove that he is real their is no truth that he is real or not

  • i want some of that ZJ i wanna fill your butthole up with whiskey and i want you to squirt it on my mouth hahaha jk,, ZJ is awesome!!!

  • @metalrain666 hahaha zj is gay but first part is fucked up

  • I love your videos, keep up the good work!

  • your dumb then

  • Whaaat? No funny faces??? No yelling at the camera??? Oh well ok then. Btw, cool shades.

  • is it male or female?

    

  • @ossielmais Biologically male.

  • You read all your comments? e.o

    You must think I'm a stalker, then. xD

    @theflintmeister: X & Y chromosomes.

  • I AM SO CONFUSED!!!!! ARE YOU A MAN OR A WOMAN!

  • im not muslim but still just cause ur muslim dosnt mean that u are bad....

  • You claim that you went to church for years, but you dont understand The Father, The Sin, and the Holy Spirit? If you payed attenton, you would understand.

  • @xItalianAssassinx

    Not to harp but that grammar error was just hilarious. No I am not calling you a fail or anything because it was just a simple mistake, but still very ironically funny.

  • You are a freak. you dont breath at all.

  • on a scale of 1 to 10, how do magnets aeroplanes multiplied by polar bear?

  • I actually do want some of that... lol j/k

  • Religion is a cancer upon humanity.

    

  • @mikefromwa Its what we believe in shit head

  • @EnergyPhantom you believe in religion?

  • And about other gods. Tru out the Bible people MADE the gods they never was any other God besides one God and for the staggering turning into a snake is tricks from the devil

  • First I'm am not saying this to be rude or saying this to be judgemently. I just watched all of it. You don't have all the facts all I'm simply saying, your quotes was out of context.

  • I'm a Christian, but is that a man or woman ?

    I love Justin bieber!!!!

  • @akilieseye ZJ is a man.

  • @nogods1405 I think they asked what gender he was.....

  • @BeyondBirthdayL Gotcha,Thanks

  • @BeyondBirthdayL ZJ is a human being; past that, who cares? ZJ's mind is fantastic.

  • @dagda825 Good call, I totally agree.

  • I'm a Christian. It seems like most atheists are too aggressive when it comes to sharing their beliefs. You are one of them. However, I do appreciate what you said about picking a religion. It seems nowadays people pick a religion as if it is something you can just "pick". Like you can just decide "Hmm... Buddhism is pretty cool, but I just can't turn away from Catholicism." Then your religion has lost all purpose, and you might as well quit.

  • That little pigs comparison is freaking funny!

  • i must admit shes a good speaker but, i can't let that contol my life. please stop promoting christians to become atheists its just not right if we choose to belive in our god let us do that and you should not be tampering trying to get us to change. we have to strong of a bond with our god. you may say it sounds stupid but thats what , like you said, any other religous person from another religion would say. Please stop. I thank you for your time.

  • lol you're the best

  • I want some of that. Tell me what is between those legs LOL.

  • In greek mythology everyone goes to the underworld, it's not a punishment. The pit of tartarus however is a different story. Perhaps you should have said that instead. That's what I say to christians who threaten me with hell.

  • I actually understand what you're trying to say lol. I'm a Christian, but I'm open to many opinions. I just need to think a little bit more.

  • "That wolf died for YOU, and if you don't believe it, he's going to come blow YOUR house down!!"

    XD

  • Do you go to school and if you do do you major or take philosophy courses?

  • HEY ZIN ! Your Strong suit is...Religious Instruction...I mean...Disection...Very KOOL ! ! !

  • Zjemptv i here by excomunicate you from our mighty Atheist society becuse you didnt pray to our atheist figure dude that we chose not to belive in.

  • You are so witty, and intelligent. I could listen to you talk all day. Thank you so much for your videos, o really appreciate them!

  • Some people belive in other gods so you shouldent put up reading from the holy bible

  • poop

  • poop

  • Imagine that the story of the three pigs existed, it sounds far more believable than the Bible anyways.

  • ZJ, you are awesome indeed. If it all goes tits up, and the Sky Daddy followers turn out to be right, I hope my cauldron of boiling oil is next to yours so that I can enjoy your brilliantly articulate, intelligent and heartfelt commentary as we burn and suffer for all eternity. :)

  • I believe in Zues but also believe in the god in this conversation. What religion would I go under? I know it seems weird to believe both but I don't care

  • A note on your allusion to the belief of the trinity: I actually don't believe in it. I only learned about it around six months ago because it is stated nowhere in the Bible and my pastor disagreed with it, and thus never mentioned it. I regularly attend a protestant church, while my mom was raised Catholic. She had just assumed my entire life that I knew about the trinity and believed in in. She thought it was essential to be a Christian, though neither I nor her husband believe in it.

  • Sooooo... according to them, EVERY god exists, yet, you go to hell by worshipping any of them. Because, you know, THOSE gods didn't have their own heavens and hells or anything. They're not like, "Awwww, didn't make it to Christian heaven? That's alright! You can crash with me at my place." So there is no Duat, or Helheim, or anything, just their gods who apparently float around homelessly.

    Mhmm, that makes SO much sense... -_-;

  • If a god does exist (spoiler probably not) the did not make you ugly.

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  • You aren't ugly, being beautiful is something else for each person? So my problem is that I find almost all people beautifull, but some I find some more attractive than others. And that's a thing I can't do much about, like my unconsience does that, evolution. I wish I could chose, but choice isn't there. I mean my genes are programmed to be more likely to have sex with tall women or short women, tin or fat or something in between. Then that's evolution, that's why I won't reproduce,

  • @joskes123 I won't reproduce (aka sex, 9 months later the babies), because I'm autistic, posible manic depressed, physically not very strong and from evolutionary point, it's not a good thing to give through. Being so logic in my thinking, made me want to kill myself three times and mainly because of my autism. But everything in name of evolution I guess, I'll best shoot my brain out, more room for the better.

  • How are you so open minded, you are my idol. I know this is ridiculous to hear this from a 20 year old man. I mean I don't need an Idol, but it's nuance in which I met a person like you in real life, beside my parents.

  • Though I'm not an atheist I do enjoy your videos a good bit , I find your delivery very captivating and easy to follow.You content solid and . . well your pretty damn cute also.

  • This is not trolling or being mean, but is the person in the video a man or a woman. can't tell by the voice. why is he/she wearing sunglasses?

  • @gurkenhamster A man by sex, but a woman by gender. Though it shouldn't matter, we should love Zinnia anyway!

  • You have no common sense!! A religion doesnt force people to believe in the same thing they do. and you are rlly arrogant you think you are better than everything else. Plus science and inteligence cannot solve evrything so yeah, Have a nice life.

  • @Sweet1997Angel Nobody said science and intelligence "solves" everything, they just explain everything without mention of a magical sky man.

  • you really need to study and compare all religions originating in europe and the middle east because nearly all religions do recognize the same one god, just under a different name aligning with the language of the people of where that specific religion originated.

  • This is why I believe that all of Existence is Fiction... And all Fiction is Real in the Multiverse.

  • You are a credit to humanity and you are very beautiful, outside as well as within, and even though you may not care what I or anyone else thinks I want you to know how I feel

  • Atheism is as much a religion as NOT collecting stamps is a hobby... Why do ppl always have to get condescending?

  • The little pigs story made me laugh so hard. Such a good explination/support to your point . And the "I'm not the droid you're looking for" was fucking brilliant. You rock.

  • Religion is a false belief for small minded people that need something to believe in. People don't like Christians because YOU push it on EVERYONE...EVEN PEOPLE IN AFRICA WTF GIVE THEM FOOD NOT A FAERIE TALE YOU CALL A BIBLE ugh....and on top of that....Christians are fucking durrrp, thousands of mistakes: Thou shall not murder, (the crusades, dark ages, and Enlightenment....When you bias faggets went around KILLING PEOPLE FOR NOT BELIEVING IN YOUR 3 LITTLE PIGS FAERIE TALE....the list goes on..

  • Christianity, which is in many ways like the pagan religions of the day (virgin births, resurrections, threats against not flattering the god enough, promises of eternal bliss for adequate flattering) mimics the bad-god / good-god dichotomy of paganism. Christians don't call Satan a god, but he is for all practical purposes the "bad god" of Christianity. As in paganism, the good & bad gods are nearly equal competitors, but the good god eventually ekes out the win.

  • This is one of many reasons why I have love you. You inspire me to think for myself in a close-minded society where difference is not encouraged.

  • "have to believe this because their religion requires it"

    Some humor along the same mental operation xkcd(dot)com/954/

  • "Thinking for yourself is a ligament option." Yes!

  • I love youtube comments. That is of course sarcasm. No matter what the video is, there's a religion comment SOMEWHERE and it spouts into a debate. I actually saw a debate on a fucking King Of The Hill video. Also, I'm an Atheist, but I gotta say, every atheist is a fucking asshole. I TRY not to be, but I so fucking am. Every video maker, commenter, etc. is the bitchiest, asshole I have ever met. It's as if they get joy from making others feel like shit. Ah oh well. Can't change people.

  • Your glasses are bothering me..

  • Logic upon logic and made me laugh and laugh.

    Have only just discovered your vids, and quickly falling in love.

    I take back what i said on another video about you could use

    some humor. your pwnage made me giggle-fart.

  • THANK YOU for this video. Hate Christianity all you want, but at least hate it for what it really is.

  • My sarcasm meter just exploded at 7:22

  • This is the best analogy EVER!

  • are you from russia or something? sounds like google translate

  • EWWW 8:27 Worst part. so i guess your a trans. 

  • I think you are really confused, I hate watching your videos!Keep up the bad work.

    I hate your earrings.

    You also need to change your sheet i can see the stains from your bed wetting problems.

  • I love you Zinnia Jones!

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  • but in hinduism,conversion is looked down upon..they respect allah and jesus and gurunanak as well.and also,in line with my beliefs.they worship ganga(as a representative of rivers),cow(as a representative of anmals),rock(as a representative of earth element)..and so on.mainly..they worship nature...bt take my advice..dnt be a hindu.they also worship mythical gods like ram,krishna etc..just respect nature and its creation

    and spread love and wisdom

  • and also,speaking of religions,i say all are just a reason fr communal divide..have caused nothing but violence over the years..

    but i know more than ppl generally know abt different religions,and after going thru bible,quran,and vedas

    i infer,that hinduism is the most tolerant of all religions,and no hindu country has invaded or ruled over any other country in the past 5000 years of history

    christians convert poor ppl in brazil and in my country giving them money,muslims convert by brainwash

  • @totalfootballer007 but that is part of what christians are supposed to do... give in excess to those who have not. Forgive me if I misinterpreted what you were typing, but are you saying that charity is an evil thing? The god christians follow tell them to help others, where as, the muslim god tells them to kill others to go to heaven, I agree about the brainwashing though.

  • @Nesninja85 Islam demands ALOT of charity from its followers, and there were Christians who killed others. And there are plenty who are charitable or muderers without being christian or moslem. Wether a religion brings you to kill people or make great works of art depends on wether *you* are a good or a bad person. In fact, so does killing/helping ppl in general, without any relation to religion.

  • ur accent was the thing that glued me to the video till the end,

    but anyway,i m actually impressed..nd happy that there are others like me..

    i dnt worship anyfigure..u just need to be a good human being,believe in love,humanity,nature..

    respect the forces of nature because nature takes care of us so we have to tkecare of it back..the rivers,trees ,mountains,glaciers.there wudnt be human race widout nature.respect nature and its creation.worship thm if need be..rathr than some personified "gods"

  • fuck all religion...fuck islam,fuck christian,fuck hindu, etc etc..i dont believe in religion only believe in humanity ...and who hates this fuck you too..

  • Hey you person below me what the hell are you? What the hell is anyone? What race are you, do you like butter on your bread, do you use gel in your hair, do you love any differently than anyone else? That person is a human just like you. Thats all that matters.

  • what the hell are you

  • yes we have our first piece of atheist dogma

    The first rule of atheism is we do not talk about atheism.

    anyway I laughed a lot on this one cheers mate.

  • Harry Potter is true, because it's written in a book.

  • You made my day when you said, "...Unless you want some of this.."

  • There is a wonderful video of a Viet Namese farmer with his pregnant pig in the woods, and she wants a house, well nest really. They start making the house/nest, but it's obvious who's in charge.

  • 8:25 some of that... hmmm... no, i have my own.

  • no, you WONT burn in hell, or anything like that... you will blow houses and fall into a really big cooking pot. that storry comparison is really good. i will join that religion right away.

  • I am a Christian because I believe in Jesus Christ.  Being a Catholic or Protestant doesn't make you a Christian, just culturally.

  • I guess atheism could be considered a religion in one respect: it's a belief system, even if it is of non-belief.

  • @CIndigo87

    It isn't a belief system. It's a lack of belief.

    Like how NOT collecting stamps is a hobby, right?

  • @TellingItLikeItIsSJM

    Atheists still believe something, even in their non-belief. They do not believe in God, therefore they do believe that God is not real. That is a belief, but this seems to be the only belief required to be an athiest. So yeah, I guess I was wrong in calling their belief a system, just like one stamp does not make a collection.

  • I'm glad you're doing these videos and not me. I get far too emotional with other people. I'd never be able to keep it as intellectual as you do.

  • I'm still laughing at the Three Little Pigs comparison. XD Your arguments are tremendously valid and the way in which you present them is simply splendid. Thank you.

  • 3:25 - 3:33 Haha that's funny! Plus, you have very solid arguments.

  • I dont get this, where are all these stupid people from?